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Isabel Hardman edition
first for your mum
hi
>>51441907
reckon she's started menopause?
just bought a big mac
maisie
>>51441931
how brash and uncomplicated
>when some piece of shit cunt makes a thread right before I post
Thank you to the lad who recommend I watch Oblivion
Was a VERY solid flick
Played off those mind-bending 60s sci fis quite well I think. The twist did actually take me by surprise lol
>>51441925
doubt it. she's nowhere near 50
bobby sands MP
>>51441972
would impregnate 2bh
>>51441959
Fuck you, Sally!
>koreans
https://jii.moe/4kC7eqVEx.mp4
>>51441987
enjoy your downsyndrome babby
>>51441923
Paki
got £38 to last me until the end of term lads haha
Was going to open up the floor for debate on what the best Kyary B-side is but in the interim I've decided that it's categorically でもでもまだまだ.
https://youtu.be/DUT7vLuB-Ag
tfw no bridge gf
>>51441959
it was me, myt watch city of god again
>>51441982
would you like a sausage supper bobby sands
>>51442030
literally just kill yourself
ever fallin in love with someone ever fallin in love in love with someone ever fallin in love in love with someone you shouldn't've fallen in love with?
i am a god
>>51442031
is this still the ireland thing?
mates said to the village gay "heres my mate (me) he says he likes you!" and the village gay said im too muscly for him, not his type
bit of a confidence raiser hehe
>>51442073
fell in love with my cousin for a stint when i was a lad
to be fair to myself she was hot as fugg
>>51442076
which one?
>>51442073
fucking love the buzzcocks lad
got 6 gfs who wants one
>>51442105
the autistic one that makes robots and stuff
>>51442110
me pls
>>51442073
literally everyone is someone you shouldn't' fall in love with
>>51442110
Any jgfs?
>>51442110
not me. can't do with that money sink. I'm grinding for an epic mount
watch how i run up them bands
I'm going crazy out there by the lake.
>>51442153
young nigga move that flax
>>51441959
it was alright, nothing special
>>51442110
already got one thanks
lads what am i supposed to use instead of VLC?
>>51442249
whats wrong with vlc
>>51442249
MPC
>>51442249
windows media player
who /new atheist/ here?
>>51442249
k-lite with mpc
>>51442249
mpc-hc - windows
mplayerx - mac
>>51442249
MPC-HC with Kawaii Codec Pack
>>51442249
only use mpc-hc because of the built in subs gimmick 2bh
>>51441959
Amazing how much of the film is ruined by the trailer. Glad I watched that film blind.
>>51442270
nah i'm an atheist+
literally just denounced god with a single post lol
night lads x
>>51442331
stop that
t. god
>>51442331
>literally just denounced god with a single post lol
>>51442369
w2c kalashnikov
>>51442257
autistic weebs eternally dislike it because VLC was shit 10 years ago
>>51442297
kill yourself regressive scum
>>51442381
dont get how you can be autistic enough to dislike a video player
like you just press play and then thats it
feeling very depressed today lads
literally have no friends
bring the drugs baby i can bring my pain
>>51442423
keep in mind this is the anime audience we're talking about
willy is getting hard it
cba to humour it though need a rest desu
>>51442428
me neither but I don't let it get me down
the eyes and mouths of anime characters are so obviously copy and pasted on their faces that it's disturbing to me
>>51442456
*takes care of it for you*
just did a blink
i just want a sailor boi to hold me in his big strong arms and tell me everything's gonna be okay lads xx
every now and then im reminded i actually share these threads with anime nonces
proper bad feel 2bh
if this frost dragon kills me one more time im going to go loco
just did a breathe lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtunQ4yd30
you could be my black kate moss tonight
orchestrating a cough
First off, I am not laughing or thinking this was funny in any way. I'm sickened by what happened yesterday and will carry the hurt for the rest of my life.
The short of it is we had my girlfriend's family over for a late Thanksgiving dinner. Her and her mom cleaned up afterward while her dad and I watched tv and then they left. My girlfriend went with them as I was going work later and they were going shopping in the big city about an hour from here.
I slept for a while and woke up about an three hours before going to work. I decided to make the pumpkin pies they left out and then take a shower.
The oven was left open a crack. I thought someone left it open to cool, so I slammed it shut and turned on the heat to 425 degrees to pre-heat and went to take my shower.
I can't write the rest. It hurts to even think about it.
My girlfriend moved out this morning.
Getting that >tfw no gf really hard rn
>>51442528
absolute shit
>>51442549
pleb
just did a scratch lads
>>51442540
Did you cook your gfs parents in the oven
>>51442559
>calls me a pleb
>links the plebbiest shit
FONT
>>51442582
ty$ is patrician 2bh
>>51442428
how can an aussie be depressed when you have year-round sunshine and pristine beaches?
GTFO of here. spend a day in the cold north, only then will you know true depression
>>51442540
fuck off yank
>>51442598
>rap/hip hop
>unironically listening to 'artists' with a $ sign in their name
>anything but plebby shit
FOY
>>51442540
if your gf had a jewish parent then i think you dodged a bullet t b h (desu)
God was being especially cruel when he gave us hope desu
>>51442605
>ireland
>the cold north
lmfao
>>51442616
rorke
ty$ is r&b btw you complete and utter moron
>>51442605
have you ever seen snow?
>>51442540
I don't get it
>>51442605
it's overcast today, but still hot and humid as fuck, it's miserable
anyway i always preferred cold weather and i've been in canada during winter
sevcere lac og fabnny in my life 2nhy
>>51442644
>r&b
>modern r&b being anything other than a bastard mix of mainstream pop and hip hop
shite taste
>>51442673
another quality post from ireland
mom died when i was 10
dad was a deadbeat
now im a mix of both of them
if you think rap is for plebs then you are by definition a literal pleb
>>51442694
rap is complete and utter SHIT
tried to pirate all that ck2 DLCs but realised that I'm shit with that kind of thing and the piratey dlc activator didn't work
vanilla still works fine, just wanted my Russian wife to look slavic and not like a fucking paki, why is the vanilla so lazy with portraits
>>51442677
it's literally not hip hop you fucking idiot
never respond to me again before i deck you
if you think that if you think rap is for plebs then you are by definition a literal pleb
>>51442677
>this absolute muggy pleb
kek
penis
>>51442709
t. pleb
>>51442694
Rap = crap
>>51442711
it is very easy you just use the /gsg/ pack thing and run the activator a few times until it works
>>51442711
Just buy it m8
>>51442712
YOUR MUSIC IS SHIT
AND YOUR CULTURE IS SHIT
FOY FOY FOY
>>51442725
hey! vagina?
Think there will be any good offers today lads? could do with a new pair of headphones
great, great thread
highly recommend it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sissies/comments/2xaep0/if_youre_an_aspiring_sissy_read_this/
>>51442711
try playing a real game like victoria 2
>>51442740
*decks you*
and i'm not black
>>51442540
>>51442667
Please explain
>rap
>hip hop
>r&b
INTO THE FUCKING TRASH
young nigga move that dope
>have to look after my gf's son on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon
what does a 7 year old mixed-race boy like to do these days?
>>51442733
it's like £40 to get all the decent dlcs, not going to bother with that
>>51442732
wat
>tfw your favourite player is patrician as fuck
https://youtu.be/DILYonf9Vds
BASED
>>51442765
I cooked my cat and killed it by accident then my gf left me.
>>51442772
Take him to laserquest
Wish I could grow an officers moustache lol like every 20 year old lad had in the 80s
>>51442776
go to /gsg/ on /vg/
>>51442784
Good lad
>>51442780
he's literally always injured lmao
>mfw people thought him and welbeck would be the future of england
LMAO
>>51442780
>being this much of a kuk
>>51442776
Lol you don't have 40 quid to spend?
Fucking poortherners haha
macbooks particularly slow tonight lads
ONE THOUSAND milligrams of ibuprofen straight down the gullet
haven't wanted to kill myself this much in months lads
>>51442830
>hi, i use mac
>>51442644
>>51442657
little snow ... but you don't understand how awfully damp it is here. I work with a few eastern yuros (they know cold winters) and they all say winters here are worse cause of how damp and relentlessly windy it gets
business idea
Think my oneitus is a lesbian lads
>>51442819
i spent less than a tenner for the actual game why would I spend all that for all the DLCs? pirating is more efficient in this case
>>51442806
ok ok
>>51442849
bought it in early 2011 leave off
bbc website working for any of you?
>>51442887
Sure is ;)
>>51442816
nice projection there m8
>>51442902
how often do you reckon they fuck
she on the floor
she on the floor
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2091669/
What do you think his "trademark double rape" involves
>>51442931
>rap/hip hop fans think this is music
great """""""""""""""""""""""lyrics""""""""""""'"""""""" in that """"""""""""""""""""""'song""""""""""""""''"""""""'' bro
>>51442919
sharing birds doesnt count m8
doing my trademark double wank
>try playing a real game like victoria 2
>>51442952
those are r&b lyrics
I
SUCK
LARGE
AMPLE
MANMEAT
>tfw mediocre
>>51442931
dont you fall in love
Sargon's latest This Week In Stupid video was a bit short
>>51442988
the weeknd's music makes ladies panties get WET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paaFchdXAbc
whats the word word
>Sargon
GIMME SUMMIN TO BREAK
>>51443055
the weeknd is utter shit
>>51443115
it's already established you don't have any taste lad, you don't need to keep sharing
>>51443138
says the yank with shit taste
Literally crying because special brew is so expensive
near £2 a tin ffs
hiking prices doesnt stop alcoholics theyre just drinking cheap cider and wine now
give me special brew backk
someone post tipping austrian man
>>51443115
baka desu senpai
just realized christian bale is english
>>51443223
just realised you're mentally deficient
*fears the reaper*
>>51443223
so is hugh laurie
COME VISIT NAMIBIA, BEST AFRICAN COUNTRY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOj_NvfTLUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkyO5qX3-6g
whats the word word
>>51443259
It has the highest press freedom in Africa I believe
Unironically watching American football and enjoying and understanding it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvkaDW-OfUU
good tune
genuinely concerned for my liver lads
don't drink at all during the week ... but drink pretty much non-stop at the weekend. so the quantities even out really (I probably drink the same amount per week as most 24/7 alckies I know)
I live healthily during the week (eat well and do regular exercise) but my ability to consume alcohol without getting legit drunk or getting a hangover the next morning kind of frightens me at this stage
>>51443279
did the man get a field goal?
plan for the net 24 hours:
2:00-3:00 - start lab report
3:00-11:00 - sleeping
11:00-13:00 - get up and go to lecture
13:00-17:00 - go to the library and continue lab report
17:00-18:00 - lecture
>>51443340
punted lad
>>51443167
>not getting accustomed to the cheapest beer from the very get go
you deserved this one m8
>>51443279
how can you enjoy american football when it's 90% fuck all happening. they're basically a screensaver.
>>51443388
It used to be like £1 for 500ml 9% tin, then they cut it down to 440ml and taxed beer by alcohol percentage
ffs
I CAN'T STAND FAT WOMEN ANYMORE LADS
GET ME OFF THIS CONTINENT
>>51443259
That face is going to give me nightmares
reset my pc, literally no autismo reaction pics or lisicki's. ffs lads
>>51443336
tell me where i can find a girl like saoirse in irland and i'll give you my honest-god opinion on your dilemma. trust me, i'm a catholic.
just shot a man in reno
been ill past 3 months lads and the symptoms are consistent with luekemia, should probably make a doctors appointment tomorrow
>>51443449
>trust me, i'm a catholic
So what'll you do when Google decides to make your internet history publicly visible?
>>51443417
>scotland
you can buy 500ml cans of 9% polish beer for a quid a can in quite a few shops here. it's called karpackie or something
>>51443499
end my life from shame
https://youtu.be/UYsi6Z6sXY8
>>51443499
continue not caring
>>51443499
Only 4 people know I exist.
None of them would care what porn I watch.
>>51443432
>I CAN'T STAND FAT WOMEN ANYMORE LADS
I know, it gets tiring.
nietzsche was a genius
>>51443223
he's actually welsh
>>51443501
why do people keep saying im scotland?
we dont have paki shops that sell beer though
lidl might sell that shite i fink
>>51443612
that's a bap
>>51443633
Wales is just a big county
>>51443434
3:45
>>51443662
Fuck off you yank cunt it's a roll
Just sent in my transfer application for uni
Pretty excited desu
>>51443662
Good lad
>>51443678
its a bap you tit, how does it look like a roll? its not even cylindrical
fuck off cunts its a barm
>>51443719
Agreed.
mama talkin that real life
>meme posting about baps again
she opens her heart to an old memory
she closes her eyes and she smiles
just ask her if she ever still thinks about me
she'll say "every once in awhile"
"every once in awhile"
>>51443785
sounds like you got kucked senpai
If you don't call it a cob, you need to end your life immediately.
light skin chick first flight from poland
want a girl's long, rubber cock in my boipucci
>>51443499
my google history will be confusing to most
I constantly go on heartless and insanely anti-muslim/immigrant rants essentially demanding mass deportations ... yet I simultaneously routinely donate tonnes of my own money to local childrens hospitals and dog's trust
>>51443812
Call what a cob?
>>51443840
sounds like typical sociopathy behaviour desu, think about tony's love for children/animals in the sopranos
I haven't come to /brit/ in ages and I'm shocked at the posting quality in this thread.
Is it always like this now? As in, no proper discussion but just random posting?
>>51443812
Cobs are different than barms you fucking cretinous melt, end your life immediately
>>51443849
Ignorant yank leave.
any of you been to that bar where clarkson had a fracas and got fired? what was it like?
t. top gear fan
>>51443878
discussion hears always leads onto things no one is actually educated about so its pointless
>>51443885
he's confused because the correct name is bap
>>51443812
fuck off you inbred english twat
Doing a random post lads.
>>51443898
discussion here* shit
>>51443499
>when Google decides to make your internet history publicly visible
[citation needed]
>>51443878
yeah for like a year
Give me some good banter to text to girls lads
>>51443904
You can call it whatever you like in your country.
>>51443943
pics of your little penor
>>51443874
>Tony Soprano was a sociopath
>>51443962
i am in my country
>>51442100
Go on. Also, please provide pictures.
>>51443884
Don't care, it's a cob
>cretinous
see image attatched to my post
>>51443967
>mexilad
>>51443932
Okay, when the government makes it mandatory for people's search history to be publicly visible.
Ya know, for terrorism and stuff.
tony was just tryna be a good son and provide for his mother
>>51442100
>fell in love with my cousin
>>51443988
Good for you.
>>51443976
did you even watch the show lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVeLjj6Ao8
>>51444017
and i'm calling them baps
>>51444000
That is when the age of mass VPNs begin.
>>51443890
No but I met Jeremy Clarkson once and he told me to fuck off and his wife (or whoever it was) just laughed.
>>51444000
Nice numbers.
>when the government makes it mandatory for people's search history to be publicly visible
Why would the government want to make your search history publicly visible? Do you perhaps mean, stored by your ISP in the event of a police investigation?
are you supposed to put pizza leftovers in the pizza?
I usually just eat it all in one go
was setting up the computers in a church and snuck this into their playlist hehe
devious
https://youtu.be/MIX5bo8MOxQ?t=92
>>51444049
dude nice
>>51444032
It's a barmcake, you inbred yokel.
>>51444024
>muh hook nosed kike must be right
jesus christ be more american
and iiiiiiii will always love youuuuuu
>>51444065
fridge, I meant the fridge
brain's gone to sleep
>>51444065
>are you supposed to put pizza leftovers in the pizza?
>>51442100
When me and my cousin were both 9 we licked each others bits. She made me cum, but nothing really came out.
>>51444024
It's such a simplistic analysis of his character, especially when you even admit he does things that aren't indicative of being a sociopath. Being nice to children and animals is the opposite of sociopathy.
work in 7 hours hahah
>>51444082
It's the same conclusion Melfi ultimately reached as well you ridiculous insect
What hobbies are unattractive if you want to get a girlfriend?
>anime
>vidya
>porn
>toys
etc.
CARMELA COULD YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>51444126
fishing
>>51444122
>an alcoholic manic depressive who had that conclusion delivered to her by another hook nosed kike
wew lad
>>51444126
Any of the board topics 2bh
>>51444072
Made me feel sad t b h
I have trouble maintaining an erection sometimes, too often I haven't been able to get it up when Im with a girl. What do I do to ensure it doesn't happen again? Is there a cure?
My barrista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latté
i fuck boyz
>>51444140
But fishing is a true gentleman's hobby.
>>51444180
no it really isn't
>>51444108
u utter melt haha
>>51444163
nofap
>>51444168
Did you complain?
If you don't "Get" radiohead, it's probably because you aren't smart enough.
anybody else like watching youtube videos of amateur musicians covering popular songs? some of them are rather good i think.
>>51444126
>dancing
>train or plane spotting
>anything to do with computers or technology
Hello I am here to take your get
>>51444226
sazclose is based
>>51444228
>dancing
>implying women don't like a good dancer
wristpiece change the climate
>>51444228
i pulled a girl cos of my dancing on tuesday
>>51444226
none of them every manage to capture the emotion of the original
why do rappers love henny so much
>>51444222
YOU ARE ANON
anyone got a link to that russian ASMR girl who drinks tea with you
>>51444356
What/who is henny?
my anthem lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h36OGYBWVs
>>51444390
Alcohol
>>51444390
Hennessy congnac you fucking square
>have an awkward irl moment
>feel mortified
>think "well, at least it will make a funny /brit/ post later"
>feel better
You lads are everything to me
GET for Farage kicking off the second British Empire
>>51444436
good lad
Lads what does it mean to - "pull but walk home alone"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFYpLZykAaw
y/n?
>>51444436
As a yank you are nothing to us.
SU-SUSSUDIO
>>51444416
henny are you okay?
are you okay/
are you okay henny?
>>51444405
>>51444410
>>51444416
I'm Muslim so I'm not too familiar with alcoholic beverages.
Also, I prefer alternative/indie to hip-hop.
>>51444444
Good lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryj_3Dfmf5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd_NKEUBWjY
>you will literally never play the bagpipes
gettin old lads
>>51444556
CUZ DIS IS THRILLER
>>51444805
how old
Might go get some ibuprofen in hopes that it puts me to sleep
>>51444819
age is just a number
i can feel it and im looking older
>tfw told work I had an appointment I needed to go to
>just went to a local pool and did laps for 90 minutes
hahahahaha rekt
>>51444841
same
probably gonna neck myself soon
just realised i'm better looking than my oneitis and out of her league looks-wise but i still love her anyway 2bh
i bet a woman wouldn't do that
>>51444929
Upload pics of said oneitis.
you're all shit
>>51444700
What's stopping you?
800mg of ibuprofen down the hatch lads
Good luck lads
>>51444977
:( okay...
>>51444951
nup
im going to brushy myt eth
>>51445004
Jk lol
>>51444977
And you're American. I would rather be shit.
>>51445017
That was mean.
>>51444700
grab a cat and strangle it
voilà your own homemade bag pipes
>>51445027
I'm sorry. Do you forgive me?
>>51445010
She won't know. Even if it somehow gets back to her, she still won't know you were the one who uploaded it. You have nothing to lose.
off to bed u bunch of benders
>>51445053
This time
now send a (you) my way or upon my naked word there will be trouble
>>51445081
phew *wipes brow*
>>51445132
okay
>>>>51445068
doesn't matter if she won't find out, i don't want to encroach on her privacy
$$$$$$$$$$51445132
sent ;)
havent shaved for two days
went out to buy some canned air to dust out my pc
bitch cashier looked at me like im an addict and asked for id and put my license # into the system
fucking bitch retard cunt
gonna wank
odds - jav
evens - sadpanda
>>51445151
>i don't want to encroach on her privacy
I can respect that.
Tell us your story though.
>>51445172
>amerifreedoms
>>51445172
happens to me when i get codeine
fuckin norms
niger
>>51445172
>haven't shaved for 4 days
Literally 1mm bumfluff
>>51445075
buuut mooom i juz woke up uggghhhh :(
>>51445237
you're lucky
face pubes are annoying as fuck
>>51445186
i was born in the ghetto
in the game of life, i got dealt jack squat
i'm certain now that there is no god
>>51445266
Since I might as well be hairless I feel the opposite, I'd love to be able to grow a beard
new walking pleb is out
>>51445321
choice
why do white americans dress so badly
>>51445290
Are these lyrics?
>>51445379
because it takes literally zero effort to pick up girls
>>51445392
but wouldnt you want to dress well for yourself?
>>51445390
no, dialog options from vampire the masquerade bloodlines, brilliant game that
>>51445407
not really
nice clothes are expensive
>>51445426
cult classic t
>>51445433
not really, you can buy decent well fitting clothes cheap
american all wear jeans and shirts that are way too big, unless theyre fat
>>51445321
A10
V10
thanks YIFY
What did he mean by this?
>>51445426
I do not play computer games.
>>51445471
Yifie is kill
>>51445463
i'll spend good money for boots but fuck the rest
$15 jeans and $5 white tshirts is all i wear
and i get a lot of free hoodies from volunteering
the only clothes i buy on the reg is socks and undies
>>51445477
you're wrong to not do that
>>51445508
trash man
>>51445463
i literally wear t-shirts and shorts all year round lmao
t. never leaves the house
>>51445536
>never leave the house
>still gets dressed
wai?
>>51445534
ill even buy refurbished jeans when they're around
they cost like $3 desu
wearing some refurb jeans right now as a matter of fact
im a pleb though
>>51445554
to cover his ugly body
gonna stop going to therapy after tomorrow's session
I'm going to steal a pen too so it wasn't totally worthless.
>>51445662
make sure it's a decent pen, high quality ones are surprisingly hard to come by
