"So it says here that you don't have a Facebook profile. Our team values transparency and building trust so unfortunately you won't make a good fit in our company"
>how can you build trust if you can't stand the idea of other people having private things
Who even uses Facebook anymore?
>>55286277
Generation X, Generation Jones, and the very front end of Generation Y.
"Our HR team couldn't find any online presence of you on any social media platforms, care to explain yourself?"
>>55286261
>No LinkedIn? Have you ever even had a job?
>>55286308
I'm not a Gen X cunt that geotags every status I make. Go play Candy Crush and listen to Guns N Roses while you're at it.
>>55286308
I like to work, and I totally has real life friends to hang out. Totally
>>55286261
>no Facebook account
>Are you a real person?
>>55286277
Americunts
>>55286261
>>55286308
I use my secret hacker handle for all my accounts.
If I told you I would have to hack into your brain and delete the information.
Give me two good reasons why you don't have a facebook account.
Stallman is not a reason.
>>55286332
Interesting, we'll uhh... call you back.
*Feeds resume into shredder*
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