"So it says here that you don't have a Facebook profile. Our team values transparency and building trust so unfortunately you won't make a good fit in our company"
>how can you build trust if you can't stand the idea of other people having private things
Who even uses Facebook anymore?
>>29568895
Generation X, Generation Jones, and the very front end of Generation Y.
"Our HR team couldn't find any online presence of you on any social media platforms, care to explain yourself?"
>>29568893
>No LinkedIn? Have you ever even had a job?
>>29568897
I'm not a Gen X cunt that geotags every status I make. Go play Candy Crush and listen to Guns N Roses while you're at it.
>>29568897
I like to work, and I totally has real life friends to hang out. Totally
>>29568893
>no Facebook account
>Are you a real person?
>>29568895
Americunts
>>29568893
>>29568897
I use my secret hacker handle for all my accounts.
If I told you I would have to hack into your brain and delete the information.
Give me two good reasons why you don't have a facebook account.
Stallman is not a reason.
>>29568899
Interesting, we'll uhh... call you back.
*Feeds resume into shredder*
One moment you're shitposting on /g/, the next moment you're shitposting on /r9k/.
It's a magical world.
>>29568939
>This thread was moved to >>29568893
>>29568905
>*teleports behind you*
>*performs 100 katana slices*
Heh, it looks like you got shredded first.
>>29568893
Nobody even uses facebook anymore. At least nobody 20 and younger
>>29568898
No bullshit, been told by HR that they look up applicants on LinkedIn. If they aren't on it then "they clearly have no interest in finding a job and should reevaluate their priorities"
Just because they didn't sign up to a fucking website...
>>29568895
It's useful for as an easy chat device for family.
>>29568898
>>29569142
It's called marketing you goddamn NEETs
You have to have an online presence in the professional world today
>>29568982
>*business suit falls to the ground, containing nothing*
>*I step out of hiding*
Nice try, kiddo...but the real interview has just begun..
>*Unsheathes duel katanas*
>*Destroy you via dragon fang technique*
Nothing..personnel..
>>29568893
Okay, (((Boss)))
I always listen to what (((You))) say
I have a facebook profile, but I haven't posted an actual status or anything for 5+ years and all I do is update my profile picture once every few years.
I use messenger sometimes though, so I need to have an account for that.
>>29569050
Nope. You couldn't be anymore wrong.
>>29568893
So wait are you mad that i dont have a facebook or are you accusing me of having one?
Zuckerberg himself said Facebook users are dumb.
I fancy myself a pretty smart guy, so I don't use Facebook.
>mom keeps telling me to make a facebook account for my visa interview
Is it impossible and unacceptable for a person nowadays to desire some fucking privacy?
>no linkedin
>no facebook
>no twitter
>tfw old myspace that i haven't logged into in maybe 10+ years
I really wish I could remember what I called it, I want to know what sort of person I was 10 years ago.
>>29568895
THE GOOD GOYIM THAT SHOULD OBEY MY EVERY ORDER
>>29569563
>having a facebook
>not browsing the internet behind a proxy on linux on an open-software browser with scriptblockers and avoiding social media at all costs
>>29569528
>visa interview
I hope you mean a work visa for a job you don't already have
>>29568895
Plenty of college students. In my college, it was pretty much a requirement to add your classmates and professors on Facebook.
>>29569420
>Nice try, kiddo...but the real interview has just begun..
lol
The only social media I use is Twitter which I open once a month
>>29569622
Student visa for a course I already paid and got all my papers ready for.
If they deny me over not updating my status on facebook then I don't want anything to do with that country
>>29569690
Literally why does it matter? Even if you live United Cucklakistan Emirates, how would a facebook page prove you're not a terrorist? It's absolutely insane how much control people want to have over you these days, it's not even subtle.
>>29569734
Even cuckerberg wants 3rd world country poor sods to sign up to facebook by making it as lightweight as possible on slow internet speeds.
Hes trying so hard hes not even hiding it anymore.
>>29568893
"b-but I have a 4chan Pass!"
