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Found any good chink shit deals lately?
Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
News
• Chink Shit Gen PSA - Your order will (hopefully) arrive in your country in a minimum shipping time of two weeks but always expect at least four or more weeks due to customs etc, we (unfortunately) can't make your package get to you faster or process a shipment quicker. Always contact the seller or create a ticket with support to find out what's up.
• Anon does a cross-board storytime of Shenzhen: A Travelogue from China by Guy Delisle over at >>>/co/82821878
• Chink Shit Gen Shark Mousepads available for printing in 64GB >>54568612 32GB >>54576441 and 128GB versions >>54576449
• After a month without news on an item supposed to be "3 to 7 days delivery" anon asked the customer support to explain the situation >>54581506
• New RN3PRO update improves battery life >>54581967
• Anon reviews a bunch of items he bought >>54584531 posts socks >>54584672 >>54584847 >>54584867
• Anon bought a lot of chink shit and is happy about it getting through customs without getting taxed >>54577349 pls post reviews and pics of each item.
• Anon managed to fix the sleepy modem on his Note 3 Pro >>54575458
• Kingdian S280 240GB is currently back on sale again for $54.99 over at Gearbest
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313951.html
• Anon's friend got a laser engraver off of eBay >>54579239
• Neat chink shit, a popcorn canon >>54582923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta5jh9VglDw
Previous thread >>54577910
It's about the time the post usually arrives, oh boy what shall I get today
just bought bm-800. I think I got a pretty good deal.
>>54587195
Disappointment
I suppose it is a far shot, but do any of you guys have experience with the arrows sold by M & S Outdoor Sports?
I bought some cheaper arrows from a different store that turned out to be way too soft and varying in weight, but M & S at least gave me the option to select spine number, so I figured they'd be a bit more serious about their work.
>>54587144
Anyone know how long TaoBao takes to deliver and how the experience because fucking christ these prices... Feel like a kid in a candy store.
>>54587307
So far only one anon has, he's the one to find those rare case fans too.
/csg/, can you recommend me some nice solar gadgets? Lights, radios, anything powered by the sun?
>>54587307
Depends on the shipping you choose, it can me normal Chinese shipping (2 weeks +) or you can shell out for express and get it in a couple days. You basically choose when you select which warehouse to send it too, each warehouse has options on which type of shipping you want.
>>54587367
Guess I will be second then
>>54587307
>these prices
How low are we talking here? Any comparisons?
no fatties
http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-short-sleeve-tees/pp_332735.html
>>54587199
ya its not a bad mic
when i tried to order that mic stand i had to pay shipping on mine
>>54587395
It makes Aliexpress seem like jew central
>>54587406
Yea it was weird. They charged me like $7 for shipping before I added the pop filter. After I added the pop filter, shipping was only $1.50. So I kinda got the pop filter free.
>>54587199
Maybe I was expecting to much for the price but the use sound card doesn't affect the sound quality nearly as much as other Amina make it out to
Had mic for a month and a bit before getting the soundcard
>>54587430
I dunno man... I'm looking at a 41$ price on Taobao, compared to 40$ on Ali.
What's the best seller to buy Redmi Note 3 Pro Prime on aliexpress/or wherever?
All the popular sellers on ali seem to have self made firmwares, is that acceptable or is it better to find one with untouched MIUI?
Just ordered a Redmeme 3 Pro out of a local reseller to replace my current faulty POS. Paid a bit extra but in exchange I get European warranty, national repair center and no (extra) Chinese botnet. Will receive it in a couple of days, I will update you with pics and stuff.
>>54587460
Good thing it's only $2. I was considering getting one of those $20 phantom power supplies of amazon.
>>54587485
You're searching wong
>>54587504
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-5-5-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM/32597684693.html
best seller for EU since they let you avoid VAT. got mine from there, you can ask for it to be in factory condition if you don't want firmware.
>>54587307
>>54587378
It only said "contact seller" for me, but it did give me a price for every item's shipping.
I live in ireland though, so that might be fucking with it somewhat.
>>54587521
MiPow Playbulb Sphere, check it
bought that keyboard that doesn't look retarded that anon posted. no clue if I did it right, fuck if I know if taobao will get that shit to me. it was $25 cnd with shipping and all.
I followed that guide anon posted though.
worst case i'll do a credit card refund
>>54587395
>>54587430
>>54587485
>>54587553
Around 28 bucks?
https://world.taobao.com/item/528724616175.htm#detail
>>54587521
How would you search then? The max difference is $5 and that isn't worth it due to all shipping hassle.
About to make my best impulse order
>>54587537
But will the phone be in chinese if I order with the original firmware?
>>54587307
Rare Gentle Typhoon fag here.
From ordering to freight forwarder took two days for me (all domestic express), save for one package, which took 4.
Consolidation took two days from memory, and shipping from consolidation took about 5 days using DPEX+Toll.
>>54587683
Holy fuck, I might not need to deal with gaybeast anymore
>>54587406
that was my review
I think they blocked the one where I was overly effusive in my praise of a usb cable's strength though
Can anyone recommend a good wired VR headset?
>>54587666
There's English option in the stock ROM along with both simplified and traditional Chinese
If I link my card with paypal, but not my bank, so my paypal has $0 in it, will it just charge my card?
Got my bag.
>>54587683
what country though? That makes a huge difference
>>54587734
Ausfagland.
IIRC freight forwarding is only available for the APAC region, Australia, NZ, US and Canada.
>>54587721
You can choose to pay with any method you like with paypal. Sometimes I'll have paypal take funds from my bank, other times from my debit card, and other times from one of my credit cards. It lets you choose during each transaction.
>>54587460
It depends entirely on your soundcard. My ageing x-fi wasn't able to drive the BM-8000 at anywhere near a usable level, literally running mic gain at +100% in order for people on skype to hear me and at that level of gain the quality was shite.
Popped the somake 7.1 in and now I run at +15% gain so the quality is far better.
But, if your card was already capable of driving it to a useable degree then no, there'll be no benefit to a somake.
>>54587666
I ordered from them. If you don't tell them not to they will open the box once and flash a global ROM inside your phone.This rom will not have any Chinese apps and it will have all the normal languages like in any Western phone.
Some people say they install "Trojans, viruses and bothers", just ignore,they safe it's just a meme.
>>54587537
>$200 for a phone
>>54587733
Well it look actually decent, how is inside?
btw
XIAOMI MULTI TOOL WHEN
>>54587781
Botnets*
>>54587781
But will the custom ROMs get any updates
>>54587821
If it's by xiaomi.eu, they update their ROM regularly, even with OTA updates.
>>54587785
a phone with the specs like that will cost around 600 in merica.
>>54587755
But it'll take the money off the card if I don't have a bank linked? Sorry for the question, I just don't want to give my card numbers to chinese sites.
>>54587821
Yes, it's xiaomis own official global miui ROM. MIUI8 is getting released soon, maybe a bit later for us global white piggus.
>>54587795
Inside packs pretty well actually. Here is a review vid of it some guy made. They sell under different names.
>tfw T420 w/ 9cell doesn't fit in laptop pocket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YtXvYRGrqk
What are you babbling about the multitool?
I bought into the Rock Zircon meme. Am I going to regret it?
Recommend me a DIY laser engraving kit
>>54587916
Yes
>>54587666
Yes, ordered it original. You can choose english but you need to change firmware anyway, or you'll have strange chinese apps/messages and no locales
>>54587852
Then why do the sellers say they've made the firmware themselves
>>54587939
Why?
I like bass, need new earbuds with solid isolation and comfort.
>>54587853
That guy makes me incredibly uncomfortable
>>54587733
is the leather real?
>>54587983
Why do you have to justify your purchase to us?
>>54587983
Yes
Review coming later, hombre
>>54587984
There's a strange fluctuation in the volume and speed of his speech which makes it feel ever so slightly "off". Probably a manic depressive.
>>54588015
why do i have do do anything
just wondering if the Rock Zircon meme was still active, or if people got them by now and said they're shit, like a lot of other things.
>>54588028
k
>>54587199
Just a heads up, that usb sound card probably won't cut it for that mic. If it works at all it'll probably be very quiet. If you do find that you need proper phantom power, you can either pick up a standalone converter for about $20 usd on ebay, and you'll just need another xlr cable, or if you're feeling cheap, check the classifieds near you for any sort of mic amp/ mixer/ audio interface with 48v phantom, you might get lucky.
>>54588074
You'll not regret them, they're fine.
>>54587144
Need help finding legit 18650 batteries that are in stock and not $20
(I'm not falling for those 9800mah meme batteries)
Would like 2800-3000mah
Ali express is full on fake ones
Gaybeast and banggood are all out of stock (i even looked at packages of 4 or more, and single batteries for like $20) out of stock :(
>>54588106
cool thx
>>54588089
Are you new here? The Somake 7.1 is tried and tested as being able to drive the BM-700, BM-800 and BM-8000. Not to the maximum capability of the microphones sure but it's certainly more than acceptable.
Can any chinkshitters with one of these post some examples? I've not bookmarked any of the links in the past.
>register on taobao
>browse for about until google translate's attempt to make sense of ching chong make my brain bleed
>its just the same shit on Aliexpress but 10% cheaper
Am I missing anything genuinely good here or is it an awful lot of machine Chinglish reading for very little reward?
>>54587286
Honestly look at arrow bundles on ebay, the basic carbon compound arrows did me until i got good and at $5 a arrow i didn't cry like a bitch when i lost one.
Now I'm up to around $60 an arrow, i am so frigging careful
>>54588147
https://world.taobao.com/item/37516650432.htm
you cant beat that, desu.
>>54587848
Yes, you choose how you want to pay. It can be a card if you want.
>>54588136
>Can any chinkshitters with one of these post some examples? I've not bookmarked any of the links in the past.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFtqajNInt found this on my browser history, fishing anon deffo said he was using a somake
Just got my Xiaomi Bootloader unlock approval, now if only the phone would get here.
It's been 3 weeks ;-;
>>54588163
Thanks, brah.
I was just hoping I'd find some decent arrows to murder some gulls and crows without breaking the bank, but the first bundle I bought from China (Different store) wound up being too soft for anything other than poking holes in a target at no more than 40 yards, albeit with a horrendous drop.
Is there a particular store you'd recommend?
And how crazy good are you that you find a use for $60 arrows? My mate uses ~$10 arrows, and he cried like a bitch when he shot one of them asunder with another arrow at 25 yards.
>>54588313
How did you request an unlock without the phone? I assumed you had to provide a serial number or something?
>>54588215
https://world.taobao.com/item/529546664247.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.Ts0geL#detail
>>54588215
Ok, I admit that a Pepe toilet roll holder is pretty good
https://world.taobao.com/item/528232318762.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.fDoqfr#detail
>>54588225
Doesn't sound great. He could just be talking into the back of it, but that doesn't sound like a condenser to me.
>>54588456
If I had my own home I would totally have that
>>54588477
How about a pepe cushion for about $3
https://world.taobao.com/item/44092121031.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.fDoqfr#detail
>>54588528
Too many awkward questions would be raised by having a cartoon frog anything
>>54588458
we've been talking about the BM-800 + somake combo for as long as we've been having /csg/. It works, stop complaining.
>>54588544
Even a Pepe mini wallet keychain?
https://world.taobao.com/item/531509585013.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.fDoqfr#detail
>>54588338
You just need to make an account on their site and provide a phone number. They text you to confirm but the permission is tied to the account. Now I just use that account to unlock my phone when I get it.
>>54588014
Not sure how to tell if real or not but I think so. For $35 it was worth it. Going to be using it to toss around the canoe and cottage.
Does anyone have any advice on buying Lego?
I'm about to go in a spree because of how cheap everything is.
heard vernee thor's camera is crap, is it tru?
also international version when
>>54588590
kill yourself
I got chinese LEDs, they're brighter in person and make the car look newer and better than it really is
>>54588590
The Lepin Star Wnrs kits have more positive reviews than negative.
>>54588616
And the trunk, with properly illuminated stains
>>54588611
>he doesn't like Lego
Were you touched as a child?
>>54588590
The bricks usually don't stick together as well as the the real deal.
>>54588590
>Space Wars
>>54588611
Just get the fuck out you miserable bastard.
Uhh..
>>54587539
Some warehouses only have one shipping option.
Is it a good idea to buy electrical components like resistors from China? I know that capacitors are a no go, and I know that LEDs are generally fine.
>>54588762
dont you like human hair, fag?
>>54587972
Probably a copy pasta they post on all phones ads. Most Chinese phone makers don't make global roms but xiaomi does. And when I got my phone it had the official global ROM.
They probably make their own rooms for phones that don't have global ones.
>>54588808
>Is it a good idea to buy electrical components like resistors from China? I know that capacitors are a no go
I've bought entire projects' worth of stuff, including caps, and never had an issue.
Worst case they might be a little closer to the tolerance mark than a mainstay manufacturer, but everything I had was within limits.
Anyone have any gift ideas for a B Science student studying microbiology?
>>54588808
I've bought a couple of automotive relays and they've been fine, so probably.
>>54588887
Dried meat so he can identify the various microorganism sand parasites it's infested with.
>>54588887
7Dimensional Mangoes to learn some physics too
I really don't understand this Shark meme. Their random 4K speeds are godawful, sequential doesn't mean shit.
>>54588225
Here's 48V test: https://clyp.it/cjfkc1o1
>>54589006
It's the prestige of owning a shark anon. These cards will be worth hundreds of dollars in a few years as art collectors around the world scramble to find them. There is the donut and monkey cards too.
>>54588808
caps are fine. I mean if you're building medical devices maybe not? but for lots of stuff they are totally fine. Just don't try and push them to the spec.
resistors packs, leds, misc caps, etc are all great from china. These guys make all those things.
Don't listen to folks who say everything from china is crap, they just like spending money on digikey/mouser
>>54589099
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
>>54588762
You just dug your own grave pal
Is the expedited shipping option in Gearbest worth it or reliable? Don't want to wait a full month to get the Redmi 3 Pro.
What 64+gb USB flash drive should I buy?
Dont care about USB 3.0 since what I'm gonna plug it in to has no support for it.
>>54589226
Wh-What do you mean anon?
Does anyone has the pics of the internals of the BM-800 and BM-700 that some anon posted?
How fucking long does it take gaybeast to ship, holy shit.
I might fall for the change profile pic to grill meme to see if it gets processed faster.
>>54589295
Ordered a Xiaomi Yi, few hours later I get a valid tracking number that already shows up on DHL.
>>54589233
It cuts the time down to about a week.
>>54589295
How many items did you order?
I just changed my gender to female and I got a tracking number 10 minutes later. This was around the time of the cakebux.
usb cables that don't suck?
I bought a bunch of braided usb cables for like $0.50 each and the micro end breaks super easy in my needs replacing nexus 5 :(
Has anyone found a "automatic male masturbator" that isn't designed for tiny asian boyhoods? I'm 18cm, and most of those are designed for 12cm baby penis.
>>54589731
Tier 1 (best value in US): Anker
Tier 2: Legit factory Samsung, LG, HTC, Moto etc cables
Tier 3 (best value outside US): Blitzwolf, Nillkin, Tronsmart
Shit tier: Aukey
>>54589731
Xiaomi ones, but get ready to pay $3 per cable.
To the anon who requested the Ono-Sendai poster prin svg
https://mega.nz/#!YVYDDbAB!EmjpQn7OHOz2Wx950t1EpN5xUCqd_WhElpuoHKPCmCY
>>54588629
Any headligths anon?
>>54589731
>>54589769
Bought a 6 pack of tronsmart off amazon for relatively cheap - 2x 6ft, 2x3ft, 2x1ft. I've had my share of cheap cables and these feel way sturdier. Can't comment on Aukey cables but this little SoB is the greatest.
What's your opinion on outemu switches keyboards? Thinking of getting one
>>54589973
All I know is that aftermarket LEDs cost more for the same lumens output as halogens
Xenons are still the best aftermarket headlights, but they're useless without projectors
>>54590008
The blue switch rocks! Blacks are nice too.
Browns are shit
Reds are OK
>>54587733
remove those gay ass straps, leather patch, and ding a lings off the zippers and you got yourself a decent bag
>>54589973
>>54590095
Additionally you can get 65watt halogen Osram bulbs that put out like 2100 lumens compared to a nice pair of LED bulbs that'll put out 1900 lumens for considerably more cost
>>54590182
Forgot pic of my keyboard
>>54590250
how do you keep it shut without the straps?
Bought this from AliExpress (from the Go Better Life store), along with another (chisel) tip, for a total of $59 the other day. The shipping had me confused (they shipped them separately, and the tip came before the iron), but everything arrived in 12 calendar days.
The packaging used by Go Better Life was perfect for what was necessary. Good on them.
My old B570's power supply works for this, so I am going to test it out in a while. It also comes with two replacement hex screws for the set screw, which is an awesome idea.
Testing for everything else will follow. I already upgraded the firmware--neat idea, although you HOLD the button and then plug in the iron to enter DFU mode, instead of vice versa. The instructions were unclear, there.
>>54588335
I hunt buffalo, pigs and bulls
I have a 90lb bow, so i fire very victory armor piercing arrows with titanium broadheads
i also traditional competition archery with a Mongolian warbow, i have pape's Olympic arrows and some traditional hand made Mongolian broadheads
>>54590567
To better explain, this is the TS100 made by MiniDSO. Everything on the keyboard was in the package.
>>54590567
>>54590592
Interesting
>>54588528
available on aliexpress? don't wanna taobao
>>54589226
helo rato
Any chink keyboards that are worth getting?
>>54591124
yes
anyone know a good cheap dumbphone?
I know chink smartphones are good, but I'm looking for a dumb phone, kinda like those newer nokias
any ideas?
>>54591124
Bumping for this.
Cheapest mechanical keyboard? And not "mechanical feel"?
Not that anon btw
>>54591160
gee thanks
>>54591299
I'd prefer something with good backlight
>>54591342
Backlight would be nice too.
Motospeed ck104 on gaybest
>>54589226
Fuck you.
>>54591662
>$52
I could buy a nonchink keyboard that is good and works for that price
>>54588074
Zircon's r good, some people think they have too much treble though. I recommending pick up one pair of them and one pair of KZ ED4 (only $5), they both have thicc bass and there's a good chance you'll like one of the signatures
t. drunk audiotist
>>54591749
If you want a nice cheap keyboard get this
http://www.amazon.com/AULA-Backlit-Keyboard-Colorways-SI-859/dp/B01C09ZTK4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1463460547&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=backlit+keyboard&psc=1
>>54591749
Link me up famalam
>>54591741
You bastard. I'm allergic to cats.
>>54589006
Cheapest "kinda good" cards for large bulk storage of music and movies. e.g. a 128 GB card for a sansa clip +
I use sandisk ultras for anything that needs a good 4k read, like RasPis, Wii U, 3ds
>>54591749
But it IS good and nice
>>54589759
I did. It's pretty short, but thickness was more of an issue for me. When it pulls back, it really just pulls your hand forwards more than anything.
I'd almost say, despite how much I was looking forward to this type of thing, that something that just spun in circles might feel better.
I have to try taping it to a bench some time, otherwise it just moves my hands more than anything.
>>54592177
Chinks sure love those maymays
Is bm-700 a copy of nw -700 or is it a rebranding, someone should buy both to check insides
>>54590567
How does the iron heat up, does it solder large joints well? I've never had luck with battery powered irons.
Is it possible/simple/easy to change the switches used in a keyboard?
>>54592382
Its a lot of soldering
>>54587199
FYI, you'll still probably need an interface like the Focusrite 2i2 or something. Never checked Ali or the like for something like that but there may be something decent out there.
>>54588808
use taydar for better quality, cheap electronic parts .
built many projects using them
>>54590366
Cool, was planning to buy a similar keyboard. Is the color coding the same as cherry MX? What switches would you recommend for gaming? Blacks?
Gearbest VS Aliexpress
>no mangoes
>>54592784
Ali are all individual sellers so they have incentive to give you better than average service, I like it more than GB
so, assuming these are legit, do I dare importing a couple and reselling them for mad bank?
https://world.taobao.com/item/524250589836.htm
The roudy-rocker conadian mountain man did mention that's where he got his, and this looks pretty similar.
Anyone knows where can I get some of these?
By some I mean not 50 cartons or 2000 units or something ridiculous like that.
>>54592862
For that price there's no way they're legit.
Probably made at the same factory outside of Fluke's paid runs so stinky chinky can make some dorrars on the side.
>>54592990
Is that made with dead cat oil senpai?
>>54592993
They're china-only models. (they aren't like any other fluke model)
According to the thing that the canuk fuck posted.
>>54592993
Don't know how much is that but those for $70 or so are legit, model made for Chinese educational market, someone did review on youtube.
>>54593003
No you mongrel, It's menthol, camphor + peppermint/eucalyptus oil + other shit.
>>54593003
Only the best
>>54588058
>Wait a sec guys, I need to update my soldering iron's firmware.
>>54593013
>china-only models
>>54593016
>legit, model made for Chinese educational market
Yeah I'd be skeptical at best.
Rock Zircons came in the mail. I like them.
I understand why Igor Eisberg from Audiobuget recommends them highly.
>>54587916
Nope. Rock Zircons sounds great. Though a tad bassy on high powered sources. See my ranking http://pastebin.com/yAL20zi5
I will try and ask if I can demo a $1000 Shure SE846 at the headphone store where I live. If it's true that Rock Zircons sound alike.
t. noob hoarder audiotist
>>54592784
I prefer Aliexpress for sure. It's a marketplace, and with that comes risks and a learning curve, but once I figured out how to find legit sources and the best shipping, I decided I would never go back.
It's still useful to treat Gearbest as a seller, and compare their offerings to the best on Aliexpress because you never know.
fucking customs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54591773
ty drunk man
>>54592990
There's lots of tiger balm which is pretty similar on taobao
>>54593125
Yeah but I want the cute cat not the tiger.
>>54588808
I've made entire amplifiers from chink shit(smd, caps, resistors, potentiometers, etc). Works really well. Quality is great too.
I am a student who lives in an easily dust collecting flat.
What do you recommend me to combat it?
I have a swiffer with me at all times, sometimes I have no money for more though.
What would /csg/ recommend me for an almost dust free room?
>>54593235
> wants dust free room
> thinks he should clutter it with chink shit
>>54593235
There's xiaomi air purifier but it's not cheap.
>>54593246
I just want to clean my room well and then have no dust around.
>>54593235
chuwi ilife v5pro robot vacuum
our apartment is on the first floor, also getting dusty real quick, but I think the chuwi helps
Are there any documented cases of people getting ill from chink mangoes? I'm so fucking tempted.
>>54593262
bookshelves with glass doors. The only way is reducing the amount of surface affected to a minimum.
>>54592784
AliExpress sellers are scared for life if they receive a negative review. Competition is killing. They'll do anything for good sales.
MemeBest is just a mega store that doesn't care too much since they already get a shitload of sales.
>The item is on transport to the country of destination
This means it's on a ship, right? I ordered a bunch of batteries from GB with standard shipping, I've heard they don't send batteries by air.
>>54593292
since you can write in english, I assume you can read it.
>>54593292
yes
How many things are you waiting on right now /g/? 35 here.
>>54593235
Microfiber cloths for surfaces, microfiber mops for flooring. They are cheaper than Swiffer, even at your local supermarket.
How do I find a good lazer pointer?
>>54589226
heelo rato
>>54593400
You dont. The cheapo laser 301 is the best you'll get.
I'm thinking about picking up a U8 or U8S smartwatch off of gearbest. Is it worth the low price?
>it didnt come today, but surely it will come tomorrow!
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_330509.html
this a good buy? the X98 Plus is out of stock
>>54594019
it's the same tablet but with a 3g sim slot.
you can either wait for the wifi only version to return, or drop 25 more $ on this today.
>tfw my x98 plus is stuck in customs
>>54592177
>hand pillow
it's a fucking pepe onahole
>>54591856
Just get a Mixza
>>54590783
Sadly not. Just some pepe t-shirts and shower curtains:
http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160517014303&SearchText=sad+frog
>>54593270
Does that shit ever rot? It's basically the beef jerky of fruit
Is there an archive with all the /csg/ images?
>tfw reviews pictures
this is hotter than porn
>>54594388
>3dpd
>>54594360
I don't know if dried mangoes can rot. But I can definitely say 100% that dried raisins will go bad and taste too icky and oily.
>>54594360
Dried out shit last for fucking ever. Without moisture, mold can't really grow.
People have tried eating a dried out mcdonald burger after 50 years in a dry storage.... and it was still fine. I'm also sure some archaeologists have tried eating preserved eggs that are centuries old and it tasted just fine.
>>54594360
Depends, western standards usually add some form of preservative (mainly sulphites (smelly farts)) so that shit keeps forever
>>54592676
I could not find any on aliexpress but pic related, I might get a cheap Behringer one instead.
Unless someone has a clue on how to build such a device from chink circuits?
>>54587199
>>54587460
Any feeback on the sound delay with such a setup? I want to use it to record live instruments/vocals.
>>54593235
Get a floor swiper, and a cloth. It's literally all you need. Takes 10min tops for a small flat, don't waste money on that easy-to-clean scam. Cleaning requires next to nothing you sloth.
Where's a good place to get legitimate 18650 batteries?
>>54594718
Panasonic NCR18650B 3400mAH are the highest legit capacity 18650s you can buy.
http://www.gearbest.com/batteries/pp_189823.html
Something has arrived
>>54594751
How much did stinky chinky charge for DHL?
>>54594778
DHL is just asking for custom taxes anyway
>>54589769
>Tier 3 (best value outside US): Blitzwolf, Nillkin, Tronsmart
where can I get them (no knockoffs) ?
>>54594778
An obscene amount. The package was split into two deliveries so no doubt I will get diddled again.
What are some options for a phone that is about $150AU ($100-110US)? Bummed that I missed the Vernee Thor gaybeast deal for $99US
>>54589099
w-what's the point of the cables not touching the floor?
>>54594926
Autism
>>54594926
The floor is made of lava.
>>54594926
snakeoil + autism
>>54594926
Prevents resonance from the floorboards vibrating from interfering with the harmonics of the electrical audio signal travelling down the cables
>this is what audio autists actually believe
is there a robot vaccum cleaner worth geting off gearbest or another site or they just a shit device in general?
Any good anime shit on ali?
>>54595021
Chuwi iLife V7
Xiaomi launched a smart magnesium suitcase if anyone here wanted to transport their chink shit elsewhere: http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/05/17/xiaomi-90-minutes-smart-suitcase-aluminium-magnesium-alloy-body-launched-307/
>>54595093
This advertising is getting better and better, could be a bit more subtle though
>>54595093
This takes suitcase bombs to a whole new level of affordability.
>>54595093
What will they think of next? I don't know but I sure as fuck will buy it
>>54593716
It's pretty ok for $9. The app is kinda garbage, but it works for the most part.
I replaced the strap on mine because I didnt like the rubber one it came with. I'd suggest buying it from gearbest. Ebery vendor has a different firmware running on it and some are absolute garbage. The one gearbest sells is pretty decent.
>>54595139
come back
;-;
>>54595139
That's a nice looking adapter
>>54595093
Haha well shilled my friend!
>>54594751
Anyway here's the contents. They threw in a horrifically dangerous looking power plug for free. Thanks!
>>54595173
Is it a HiBook
>>54595021
I personally think they're a shit device. I bought one knowing it might be shit and was still disappointed.
>>54595170
>>54595171
Sorry guys I fudged it. Here ya go
>>54595173
Want to buy a wearable smartshit that records my sleep and wakes me up nice and finely.
Is Miband cool for that?
I just want to buy one acceptable gear and then keep it until it breaks.
>>54594926
You don't want muddy mids do you?
>>54595173
>iPEGTOP
>i peg top
You just cannot make this shit up.
>>54595188
Yes.
>>54595180
which one?
the one that was suggested earlier looks pretty cool But ill have to hold off paying 100+ for a vacuum cleaner
everything below 100 looks like shit though :\
So, the seller "shipped" my order on friday by dhl, but I still haven't recieved a tracking number. Should I be worried?
Any external hard drives worth buying?
>>54594388
They was removed from ali
Which site is that
>>54595185
https://rbt.asia/g/full_image/1463485097294.jpg
???
Why do you deleted it
>>54595241
You can see her face in the reflection if you up the contrast in photoshop.
Anyone recommend me a chink Win10 Tablet with keyboard or even laptop?
>>54595241
Because if you look closely you can see my dick hanging out.
Anyway Chuwi is charging will post a mini review later.
>>54595300
IS IT A HIBOOK
>>54595275
They did say they would give me the tracking the number when they shipped it. I also send them a message yesterday afternoon asking what's up and they haven't answered yet. It just seems fishy to me.
Hey lads, I was after the Vernee Thor but it lacks a notification LED. Any similar phones with LEDs?
>>54595201
I bought a good Hoover branded one from my local store. The actual device in general is a shit idea. It just brings a light breeze past your carpet, nothng will ever come close to a vacuum.
Live in Aus? I'll send you it for free.
>>54595173
Plug the ground pin into the live hole for fun times
>>54595289
What size? Consider a chuwi hi book or a cube iwork10. They have a a detachable keyboard like the surface but they cost like $30-$40 extra and are separate
>>54595384
Links family? Different guy so you'll be doing the lords work.
>>54587916
Who knows?
I like mine, but maybe you won't.
Worst case scenario it's only $10.
>>54595384
I see a few that use the surface screen which is 12 inches right? Something like that would be perfect
>>54588117
You might just be retarded.
http://www.gearbest.com/batteries/pp_187046.html
>>54595405
Google does the Lord's work
>>54595405
They are both on this list
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs-c_11294/
Also consider the teclast as you might like that not sure if detachable keyboard though.
>>54595429
Chuwi hi12 it has the surface pro 3 screen with 3:2 ratio 1440p. If you want you guys can search for techtablets. He has reviews of all these on his website and youtube
>>54595021
chuwi ilife v5pro, it's pretty nice
any advise on msata SSDs, I need at 16GB (or more) and I am willing to pay a maximum of 20$
found these so far, pls r8/review:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/SSD-8GB-16GB-32GB-Mini-PCIE-mSATA-SSD-SATA3-II-8GB-16GB-32gb-HD-SSD-Solid/32653933079.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_9993_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_2&btsid=3062d2d3-4a19-4ca7-8581-a8ec79c041b7
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SanDisk-mSATA-mini-Solid-State-Drives16GB-Laptop-SSD-FRU-45N8331-P-N-SDSA5DK-0-/172113540540?hash=item2812c435bc:g:yxQAAOSwuAVWzmnY
I've been using my Convoy S2+ for a few days now. (XML U2, 7135 x 6)
I was expecting the light to be bright, and it sure is. It's really neat how a single LED can be this bright.
More surprsing to me, especially given the price it cost, is the overall build quality. The thing is entirely metal and feels very solid and well built. It has a nice heft to it without being too heavy.
The different power modes are welcome too, because the brightest one is almost too strong a lot of the time. I'd have liked the medium to be a little lower maybe.
Oh and if you put it on the brightest mode and shine it somewhat close to something white it will actually hurt to look at. Pretty neat.
The beam is quite nice too. No dark spots, a good cut off on the main beam.
The only gripe I have with it is that I chose the version with a rubber switch on the back. There are also versions with metal switches. It's not awful, but I'm not a fan of the material, and it will be the first thing to give up after heavy use I'm sure.
A neat little detail is the green ring in the reflector that will glow for a little while after the light has been on. Useless but I like it.
Overall I would easily recommand it. Go for the metal switch if possible.
There's a version with 7135 x 8, which would make it even brighter... I don't really see the point to be honest.
I've got a couple more pictures coming.
Come on, show me some shit I can buy on Taobao that I can't get elsewhere that's not dried fish or other food products.
>>54593336
More than 100+ technically
But speaking in lots, only 12
any good vapes that wont give me lead poisoning? i dont feel like spending $100 aussie for a entry level model
>>54595633
I'm getting one of these myself, the 6 driver model because I hear the 8 driver gets really hot and the lumens difference isn't that great. I'll be using it on mid anyway for prolonged battery life.
About the modes, I read that it's got two "groups" that have 3 and 5 modes respectively. I'm mainly interested in the 3 mode low/mid/high group, is it easy to change mode groups?
>>54595633
Oh and I forgot the link. Bought it from Gearbest.
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_44144.html
Here is a picture of it disassembled. You can see the reflector.
There's the NCR18650B battery I used too, bought on gaybeast as well. Nothing to say on it really, it works.
I charge it with the "LiitoKala lii - 100", which I could do a quick review of if someone is interested.
>>54595666
that battery looks like an housefire waiting to happen, satan trips
>>54595666
>I charge it with the "LiitoKala lii - 100", which I could do a quick review of if someone is interested.
please do that
>>54595680
That is literally the best battery on the market, and it's a genuine one. the strip is because it has protection
>admitting you're a cuck on a chinese shopping website
>>54595666
>>54595633
Neat, I got doubles and triples!
Here's a shit picture of the high mode. It's fucking BRIGHT.
And a link to the version with metal switch on GB: http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_277700.html
It seems to come with 8 drivers and a different LED though. I'm sure other combinations exist on ali or somewhere. There's also an UV for looking at your cum.
>>54595662
Yeah those are the 2 groups.
One light touch on the switch, or pressing it twice quickly, will change from low/mid/high(/sos/strobe).
To change groups: when you put it on low, after a few seconds it will blink once. Turn it off and on at that moment and it switches groups.
I'm also only using the 3 mode one. The strobe is crazy though, because it uses the strongest beam.
>>54595725
>no russian gay blowjob in the woods
5/10 would shine once
>>54595717
Go back to >>>/b/, child
>>54595666
I just got that same charger and I was going to get one of these because they had a coupon code a little while back. I decided I'd rather have a warmer LED though. I also wonder if the x4 versions are worth it because most reviewers run the higher ones on medium anyway.
>when the mail starts with Deal Valued Customer
>>54595680
I'm pretty sure it's a very good quality battery. It's protected anyway.
There's text on the other side you can see in this pic if it makes you feel better.
It's this one: http://www.gearbest.com/batteries/pp_187046.html
>>54595685
So quick review of the charger:
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_272183.html
It's cheap, it works. I have only tested it with the battery in the picture.
When you put a battery in it and it's unplugged, it shows the remaining charge on the four LEDs, which is pretty neat. It can work as a powerbank like this too.
When charging, it indicates the level of charge with the LEDs, and stops at 100%. I used it at 0.5A and it charged my battery pretty quickly; I switched to 1A and it does work in this mode also but I have not compared the charge time.
The bad part is that it doesn't hold the battery in place at all. Since it's all flat, and the top and bottom parts are flat too, the only thing holding the battery is the spring. You'd better not move it or have it fall while charging or the battery will pop out for sure.
That being said, if you just leave it in place, everything's fine.
I guess it's the price to pay for it to be universal.
>>54595737
I'm sorry anon, I went in the woods with it but I didn't see any blowjobs :(
>>54595779
I like to have the option of the fucking bright beam. I'm not going to run it like that most of the time, but sometimes you just want to see everything brighter than daylight.
(For instance when someone throws your shit in the woods and you want to find it)
>>54595784
>dear friend
>thank you for your order, we will update you the tracking number when we send your package
This was 5 days ago. Dear friend my ass.
btw any chinese alternative to the led lenser k1 ?
got it a while back, it's an awesome little device
>>54595892
If you posted that flashlight in those threads a month ago, I probably bought mine because of you.
The battery and charger aren't surprising though.
>best battery + cheap
>cheapest charger that's not a housefire
I wouldn't have bought anything else desu
My redmi note 2 has a black screen issue. Can be solved by rebooting the phone (taking battery out). Anyone have similar issue, or a solution? Seems like a software issue.
>>54595923
I just took that picture but yeah, I was recommending it a while ago. My only regret is that it is not zoomable.
>I'm not saying I invented the apron, but I was the first one to realize its potential as a tactical garment. A tactical apron. A tactlepron.
>>54595923
The ML-102 is good too, but the LiitoKala is more versatile.
>>54595939
The Apple iPhone 6S Plus doesn't have this problem.
>>54589769
the best cables you can buy are genuine nokia cables.
>>54589731
Ugreen from ali aren't too bad
My gearbest order was stopped at the border cos its from a country outside the eu and is worth more than 10€. now these cucks want me to pay 20 just to get it to me, is it even worth it? its piston's shark 64gb and the xiaomi mousepad
>>54596016
it depends on your state, but pretty much everywhere in EU the threshold is 20-22€.
Under that amount, they can't charge you.
>>54595950
I specifically didn't want a zoomable one.
>>54595961
That looks alright, but I really like the % lights on the liitokala, both for seeing how much is left in a battery and how far along the charging is.
Also: got my fucking dance mat eyyy
>>54596035
so i fucked?
>>54595333
It's designed for hardwood, you moron. The only effective carpet robo vacs are the expensive models with a powered rolling brush.
I've got a v5 and I'm very satisfied with it. The only complains I have are:
- the filters are hard to source, so I built my own washable filter that fits in the slot
-it doesn't dock for shit. The vacuum has to be within 2 feet of the dock to find it. In the two months I've had it, it's never found the dock on it's own when the batteries get low. It's gotten tangled in the dock while cleaning 3 times though.
-it seemingly changes modes randomly. It will go from random mode to perimeter mode without my telling it. Maybe there is some logic in it, but I haven't figured out why it does this yet.
>>54595956
Does it come in Rhodesian Brushstroke?
>>54596016
just pay it you cuck
everyone has to pay import duty at least a few times on their chinkshit.
>>54596047
>so i fucked?
you said over 10€.
if it is under 20€, you can fight.
if it is indeed over 20€, they are right to charge you 20% VAT + maybe handling fees.
You were just unlucky to get caught.
>>54596080
guess il have to pay it then just seems a little shitty that i have to pay double the items price just to get it
>>54596107
>just seems a little shitty that i have to pay double the items price just to get it
Ask Gearbest for good boy points since they are at fault for combining both items in one parcel.
>>54596120
gonna do that, i could buy some other shit instead
>>54596120
>Ask Gearbest for good boy points since they are at fault for combining both items in one parcel.
they clearly state that any custom taxes are your responsibility.
>mfw ordered 23€ of sharks and they wrote 11
>>54596120
that doesn't matter the value amount is per day not per package
what is the process for getting good boy points on gear best?
>>54596068
The version that might (probably) won't be made in China. Nor is any other current new production item.
>>54596068
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/outdoor-camping-hiking-tactical-apron-900D-Nylon-aprons-military-camouflage-repair-waterproof-apron-Free-Soldier/616172_32376849265.html?sdom=3552.556605.494343.0_32376849265
>>54596178
I only really order from Aliexpress, and I just ask them to write $10 value on the package. It has been working just fine so far.
>>54591298
Get one at any store, most are under $20, and you wont have to worry about band memes
>>54596212
if it's anything over 20 i wouldn't just incase it gets lost, and most insurances go by what's written on the parcel.
Fucking spaghettis
>>54596190
>Be a good boy
>Receive points
>>54595633
Got a link to the one with the metal button?
I hate rubber buttons too.
Wake up, OP
>>54596308
yup that's the dogana my friend.
my tablet left Milan just today morning, after sitting there since May 11th
>>54596471
I linked it in another post:
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_277700.html
It's 8 drivers though, mine is 6. And it's a different LED I think, which I have no idea how it compares.
>>54596481
Just make a bait op with a picture of a Chinese cartoon girl, that seems to rouse the proper op from his slumber. You can upgrade to expedited op posting if you call it chinese shit general
>>54596481
>Wake up, OP
I'm not him but I could make a new thread with the news from this thread, although not much happened.
>>54595939
Have the same issue
>>54596573
It's fine. Keep the most recent/interesting news from other threads to fill space.
>>54596548
Sorry, stuck on a mobile device.
Shit, it looks like the only ones with the metal switch are the coloured cases and the UV version.
NEW THREAD
FAKE OP EDITION
NOW WITH UPDATED NEWS
>>54596719
>>54596719
>>54596719
Ok initial impressions of the Chuwi HiBook
>it feels 'premium' with the metal chassis
>except the recessed screen (about 2mm) detracts from that
>the type C socket is a bit dodgy with charging (you have to push the thing in hard to make contact)
>Android runs great but Windows chugs a bit
>I really need the real keyboard and mouse for Windows
>Android is in Chinese and full of Chinese bloatware by default
>the screen protector has a bubble :(
>battery life seems OK. Would get an external battery pack to supplement it
So some flaws... but phenomenal value for the price
>>54596744
post in the new thread
>>54596719
>>54596719
>>54596719
>>54594931
Underrated post
>>54587199
tfw i bought bm-800 holder like yours for $9 without the cable
just kill me now
![$_90[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z1X77yd.jpg "$ 90[1]")
