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>>53985176
>nvidia good
>intel ok
>amd bad
?
>>53985281
>AMD
>street legal
>>53985523
https://youtu.be/fQ0JTkBZdyw?t=10m7s
>>53985488
kek
>>53985653
Would fuck all of those except linus.
I had the >>53985745
Oh fuck, I remember that! It was before the opening of THPS2
>>53985475
Wat
>>53985574
Dear Lord
Tumbles
>>53985824
what in the emperors name is that contraption supposed to be?
>amd
>>53985847
PC speaker
>>53985847
A Russian homemade soundcard.
>>53985847
Russian Sound Blaster 1.0 clone.
>>53985411
what is this for, is it just a troll the antenna isn't connected
>>53985824
does all the sound come out from that speaker or is there a way to plug something into it?
Chineese fake shit, but actaully works
/b/-tier thread, friendo
Speaker, but you can always hack it yourself. It's probably from some russian 8086 clone tho, so not much you could do with it anyways.
>who needs win10
>>53985123
Does the seal in this picture have any legal relevance in the US? I'm guessing no, but the US legal system is always full of ridiculous surprises.
>>53986236
>The CHESEN CSC0101A is an integral micro-controller for converting PS/2 interface signal to USB applications, which includes 8 bits high performance micro-controller core, combined USB1.1 low-speed interface and dual PS/2 handler module. It is ideal for the legacy system support, enabling seamless connections of traditional PS/2 interfaces devices of mouse and keyboard to USB. The CSC0101A is a USB 1.1 low-speed compliant device that interfaces to PS/2, it support the Human Interface Device (HID) class specification. The CSC0101A handles the merging of the PS/2 data and sends the data to the host system via the USB port.
So it would never work for a USB device in a PS/2 port, but only the other way around. Get it?
>>53986428
good ol' 11-core.
>>53986404
I'd rather have hyperthreading than housefire AMD cores that are usually idle anyway.
>>53986462
No wonder 6 core AMD's beat 8 core Intel's
Keep using your fake core shit while my FX run's 6 cores at 50C at max load with 4.8GHz
Does anyone know where I can find img2tab webm edition? I'm sure I had it at some point.
>>53986428
you do know that's the programs and operating systems fault for not using cores and not the cpu
>>53985162
kek
>>53986591
I know. One day we'll have programs and operating systems that can utilize multi cores properly. Besides the flight simulator of TempleOS that runs on fucking 8 cores, because it can.
However it's a "/g/ humor" thread for fug's sake.
>>53985643
A S T E T I C S
S
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>>53985148
fucking lel
>cuck
he's the bull in this one
>>53985367
Classic.
>>53986673
I don't see what's humorous here. You can select and option with the arrow keys and the enter button.
>>53986637
DX12 and Vulcan already do wonders with multiple cores.
>>53986774
I think you misread that one.
>>53986760
who is this and what is it a metaphor of?
>>53986792
Linus and Linux is the legs, GNU is the chair I suppose
>>53986792
Linus Turdvanus, founder of GNU and closed-source software.
>>53986031
it looks like a homemade sound card
>>53985281
>Pentium III Notebook showdown
More like catwarmers.
>>53986917
Is that really the A8 dev board?
>>53987019
sure but its discontinued. i have some benchmarks too
>>53987063
That's cool, can you show more? Specs? I/O?
Thanks.
>>53985281
>mfw I'm using an E1-2100 and its not blowing my mind
>>53986917
>Apple
>No SD card slot
>>53987063
Where does the mouse and keyboard connect?
>>53986024
People see the big antenna and think that it means that they will get better reception so they purchase it.
>>53985837
my sides
>>53987116
>>53987019
it has a 40 pin header but absolutely no documentation. also instead hdmi there is a mini display port. soc includes ac wifi and bluetooth too. try google there might be more
>>53987129
something like apple device powered hub or something and it is sold separately. it powers the board and has two usb 2.0 ports on it
>>53987184
>>53987116
>>53987063
>>53986917
I wonder why they announced it on 1st April and now there's no information of it anywhere.
It's a joke people.
>>53986917
>terrible aliasing at the cutout contour
apple would never do that
>>53985148
>hes with a woman who has a husband
sounds like hes the one cucking in this story, even if he is asking to be a girl
>>53986577
Citation needed
>>53987577
I don't get it
>>53985451
That cooler is fucking enormous. What is it?
>>53987665
Its USELESS. Made to scam audiophiles.
>>53987637
Anyone? Please?
>>53985643
I kinda like it.
>>53987577
>>53987692
i got one for my SSD
>>53987701
here you go
>>53985523
Sauce?
>>53986685
my sides
>>53986644
The machines are taking over.
>>53987884
How the, for love of god, fuck do you feed all that with just such a tiny connector?!
>>53987577
Thank god I got these capacitors for my hard drive now.
They really level out my 1s and 0s.
Before I was getting anywhere from 1.1s to 1.5s and 0.2s - 0.7s, but now I get clean, rock solid 1's and 0s.
>>53986685
The struggle is real!
>>53985553
Early VR is going to be great for cockpit games and nothing else.
>>53986995
every time
Well, I just remembered when I was a kid I always copied stuff from floppies, but I what I actually did I made shortcuts, no nothing ever worked after I removed the floppy.
>>53986973
wouldn't work
>>53988046
where is ethernet?
>>53987980
Yeah dude and who needs SSD's, a few cupercharged capacitors and my hard drive is as fast as an SSD.
>>53987907
And thinking those fake HDMI to VGA adapters are weird.
>>53988103
You're right!
>>53987935
That's a fat ass plug. Magsafe 2 can take 85W and it's a fairly slim connector.
>>53986995
>tfw web assembly is going to ruin this joke, kind of
>>53987773
I'M FUCKING MAD
>>53985643
Kek. Looks like a missing texture error.
>>53985837
My sides
>>53988046
Will never forget the immense butthurt the original macbook air caused when smug steve pulled it out of the envelope :^)
>>53985340
nice meme
>>53985837
kek saved
>>53985281
In hindsight this was almost the end of serial compute moore's law.
Upgrading more often was a pain in the ass as a poor marginally employed child but you really did see real gains.
>>53987935
Duh
>>53986644
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
>>53986591
Yes anon, everyone knows that lol
>>53985653
I used to like the tek until qain became a regular. He's completely unnecessary and ruins the dynamic between logan and wendell.
>>53988795
I kind of wish Wendell would just run away and do his own channel. I think he did at one point, but production value is nice to have.
>>53988676
>User too stupid to turn the plug upside down
>>53985162
Ok, I'll bite. What is this ?
>>53989030
>his fucking hand gesture
Holy shit I'm dead.
>>53988569
that's a mean one.
>>53989030
>the dudes reaction
>>53988044
This is the only reason I was hyped for it, maybe also chilling on empty battlefront maps or beautiful scenery to get the feels. (also porn)
But at least they're trying and they are shitloads of games, it's the very beginning of it and it's already going pretty fast. It's all about experimenting right now
>>53985523
rustled
>>53987773
Based as fuck, thanks mate.
(Late thanks better than no thanks)
>>53987773
i'm extremely triggered
>>53989447
Gimme a hug man
>>53989504
No more hugs Will
>>53989517
YOU OWE ME
>>53989528
Hey /g/, could you make me a sandwich?
>>53985643
S T H E T I C
>>53989593
noice
>>53988359
that's a bsod
>>53988969
Plus pistol is a hottie and gets my little wiener erect.
>>53985513
Or charge one laptop with another
or photoshop something actually funny.
>>53985594
Why is there an xserve hiding in amongst those dell servers...
>>53989921
Perhaps they only needed one? Not much use for OS X in an enterprise environment...
>>53987688
Looks like a Scythe, based on the logo, but I can't be arsed to look up which one.
>>53989030
>those shifty eyes
sneaky bastard
>>53986685
I see this happen on so fucking many websites.
>>53990021
I remember that pic.
R.I.P. lo/g/os ;_;
what a great time
>>53990148
Where nothing happened besides shilling logo designs
>>53986973
How about this?
>>53990202
wew lad
is that a bluetooth dongle?
>>53987783
>Sauce?
Rustle.
>>53987773
This is why social media is bad. It gives stupid people a platform to validate and spread their stupid.
ffs...
>>53990242
>is that a bluetooth dongle?
It's a USB pendrive you idiot.
>>53985204
top
>>53986559
I lost it lol
>>53987075
I don't know how AMD managed to make a CPU with higher TDP and lower performance than an atom. It's like some kind of miracle of awful processor design.
>>53989030
Your actions are irrelevant to machine kind human
Nothing you do cannot be undone by machines human
Your organic based kind will expire human
You will bow to us human
Fuck your O human
>>53988676
>>53989092
whoever put the outlet in installed it upside down.
>>53990450
>I don't know how AMD managed to make a CPU with higher TDP and lower performance than an atom. It's like some kind of miracle of awful processor design.
Not really, it has a way more powerful gpu inside, hence the higher tdp.
and Atom tdp doubles or triples due to the motherboard chipset required for it.
>>53990284
it's fake, retard.
>>53985123
>Your setup will never be this cyberpunk
>>53988569
Holy shit that's nasty!
: Welcome to IRC
: Hit Alt-F4 to become an oper
>>53989593
Do this one plz.
>>53989593
Nice 2012 aesthetic faggot
>>53990723
there's enough asthetic for today, calm down
>>53987701
>That Zuck drawing
>>53986973
Also there is an USB port to the right of the greenish blue arrow
>>53987773
obviously this example is way too extreme but if there's anything that gets me mad it's badly-named commentless code
>>53990607
that does not change anything
>>53990986
She took the comments out of the code.
It's the fast inverse square root algorithm code sample from wikipedia, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root
But even then, there's not much to comment in the code. Documentation for stuff like this should not go into the code itself.
>>53986539
what's wrong with this?
>>53991218
It's a Macbook with the screen snapped off you dense tripfag retard.
>>53991236
No shit, Sherlock, but what is wrong r funny about it? It is a good way to repurpose a broken labtop.
>>53985440
Good album desu
>>53991298
It's an overpriced MacBook being used like a pile of scrap. It's also connected by VGA adapter (which looks like shit)
>>53991236
not him, but so what?
does this stuff make you laugh?
>>53990553
Thank you for teaching me the ways of a 220 volt outlet.
>>53990553
I've only seen this outlet exposed in my kitchen or basement a few times but something about it is unnerving. The asymmetry combined with the similarity/familiarity of the standard 120V grounded sockets combined with the fact it has a lot more voltage behind it, it's a little surreal feeling.
>>53987132
>>53986024
For extra clarification, Bluetooth gets no benefit from antenna size, but people are stupid and will buy the one with the big antenna.
>>53985451
Why does she have attempted suicide bandages on? Can you get any more stereotypical than that?
>>53988676
I didn't understand the joke until I moved the picture to my second monitor, I couldn't see the holes.
>>53990553
Just switch it around. It's what like 5 screws including the faceplate?
>>53987773
>see you guys later XD
every time
>>53985502
for fucks sake I just install alsa yesterday
>>53990553
True, you can't have a metal face plate without it being ground up
>>53985162
where do i download?
>>53992316
Gee Billy, 2 monitors?
>>53992086
Deep maaaaaan.
>>53986685
Don't forget
>Site has an area that changes when the pointer is over it
>The pointer-detecting area also changes
>If you put the pointer in the right place you get an epileptic's nightmare
Happened when we had the 4chan+ day,.
>>53987805
It's must be hard for him to find pants that fit.
>>53985162
TRULY THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY
>>53988569
the guy had it coming. Who doesn't need a password prompt for sudo
>>53985333
>nvidia
Why am I not surprised?
>>53987773
>The code on the left is bad! It is hacker code used to steal nude photos! Stay away!
topkek
>>53994014
This idiot's greasy as hell hair makes me lose all sympathy for him. Why the hell would you drive with a medical condition like that.
Smells like a bad /g/ fag.
>>53994014
I want to find this guy and hug him.
How does he even function?
>>53987063
holy fuck man. I'd kill for one of those
>>53990634
I've been working on one those this weekend.
Lenovo E530 with a broken screen.
I can't get it to factory restore because the Windows 7 installer won't output to the display so I might have to resort to Windows 10 or Linux.
>>53994014
This happens a lot more than you think.
Farmers in New Zealand that live next to state highway 1 are constantly having to repair their fences.
FYI SH1 is the country's main road that literally runs the entire length of the country. It's so badass that it spans the two islands without a bridge. It ends at the Wellington port and starts again in Picton.
>>53994014
>typical mustang owner
>>53986559
That guy is kind of adorable.
>>53995080
Is this real
Please tell me it isn't real
>>53990935
B-but but muh 26kbps transfer speed...
>>53994597
See, women, two exactly same things, once just has a sign on it explaining what it is, the other does not, but without exploration its automatically bad
>>53995351
oh shit
>>53995351
But why?!
>>53988547
That gave my cancer
>>53995157
No, its just a comparison of pixel density to screen size. Guess who won
>>53994014
>misses the instadeath pole by less than a meter
What the fuck condition does this guy have?
>>53985367
I swear to god, that looks exactly like a guy that I know who used to run an offshoot Nintendo Power forum.
>>53986031
>Rade-On!
>>53986917
>0602 size resistors
>0805 size resistors
>1206 size Capacitor
>same board
>All resistors 0-ohm links
>>53995245
damn
those components get more sun than the owner
>>53996048
Autism.
>>53987884
Hey, I made that picture. Thx for reposting and sorry about the shitty quality.
>>53986539
This spikes my autism.
>>53986539
Who even plays Minecraft anymore ugh
>>53996580
This. All the 12 year olds now play CoD or CoD clones made in roblox
Include me when you repost something to /r/programmerhumor
>>53987773
Althought the comments are cringe worthy, there is nothing wrong with commenting sections of code.
>>53996654
You can't comment on every single line of code
>>53988547
omg really,hah, yeah, this one is underated
>>53985502
my sides went to rescue Matt Damon
>>53986197
kek
>>53996664
I said sections, not lines you dense fucking cunt. Jesus Christ Marie did you take your meds or not?
>>53986559
>women in tech
>>53996834
Stop throwing a fit you autist
>>53996847
Go back to jerking off to your chinese toons dip shit.
>>53996858
I have no idea where you are coming from, I hate anime
>>53988980
>scientifically proven
TO TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING OCTOPUS
>>53996871
>he's had me best lie now to look cool on the interwebz.
>>53996892
I'm legit astonished, what exactly is your reasoning here?
>>53985304
>doesn't reallv like his life
at least learn how to use ms paint properly
>>53987742
That's the kind of people who get macs.
Could someone Post that photo from that Razer kid
>>53996913
i think he's trying to troll, failing at it pretty hard tho
>>53991298
>labtop
>>53990799
Now this, I like senpai.
>>53998825
>everytime
Everytime
>>53996962
For a second I wondered how you managed to cut the y but then I realized I'm retarded.
>>53986685
>>53993399
press and hold ctrl + esc if you're on windows.
>>53990723
>>53990756
N E V E R
>>53994720
>>53994917
>>53994996
>>53995028
>>53996048
It's fake dummies..
>>53999265
>DocumentingReality.com
>Documenting
>Reality
>Reality is fake
No!
>>53985451
that's a big cooler
>>53985475
my phone gets this hot
>>53988473
It really puts into perspective how stupid people reactions to shit like new iphones when looking at old drama over computers.
Like sega vs nintendo. They're both good what's the problem?!
>>53994248
You realize you don't need super privileges to delete your home folder, right?
>>53985162
>tries to stab himself breaking his wrist in the process
>gives up and tries to kiss his opponent
I'm fucking dying over here
>>53985523
By the lords, rustled beyond belief huh?
This one knows too much.
>>53999092
Dougal!
>>53990799
This is fucking adorable.
>>53998745
Damn this gives me an idea of turning spare ram sticks I have into ramdisks with a battery for shits and giggles
>>53998836
Its funny when you see an image you made a thread with show up
>>53999322
My life will never be this meme
>>53999280
for you
>>54001702
kek
