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ITT we discuss shopping from various Chinese outlets such as AliExpress or Banggood. Share your experiences, post your questions.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj
Previous thread >>53639061
And what's the warranty from the EU warehouses ?
First for best case for Redmi Note 3 Pro's. Where can I get a cheap one? This one's from ebay.
Anything we can do about the undefined: status 1 besides waiting?
>>53642839
no, these are the 8 minutes cooldown time
>>53642827
Check aliexpress, maybe it's cheap there?
CBA to do it for you, I don't really care about anything but black plastic or carbon or something unintrusive like that.
Fuck U.S. networks can't use a redmi note 3 on 4g
You all niggers getting reported.
>>53642895
Note 3 Pro does.
>>53642895
Yes, I kinda said that in the last thread already. US LTE is special shit - no ITU global bands. Go throw rotten tomatoes at your FCC decision makers or something.
Well, a few Chinese phones do have the required extra bands. IIRC those included the high-end Mi5, the export-oriented OnePlus phones, some Elephone P8000 variant, and a few more.
>>53642939
Wow, you little cunty cunt. Are you hurt that you are too technologically challenged to use the script yourself?
>>53642939
>All those reports
>Haven't figured out Gearbest chink even chinks
>caring about scaring people who are wasting their money on broken shit anyways
The heartless thing to do would let them win their broken shit.
>>53642939
Just put the script on my pi so it can run 24/7, if you want I can send you some anon
>>53642972
>>53642990
>>53643012
They are honest sellers trying to make a living, you guys are just niggers, FUCK NIGGERS.
Also already explained in
>>53635987
That they actually care about customers, and niggers like both of you can ruin it.
>>53643014
Gearbest is the most scummy chink site there is. The only thing they have going for them is lower prices.
>>53643014
>gearbest
>honnest sellers
top laff
>>53643027
>take blurry low resolution picture of a package
>of course we shipped your product white pig, look at this image!
>>53643014
> They are honest sellers trying to make a living
I can only laugh at that statement, given the odds on that cake cutting game...
>>53643027
No, fuck you and your retarded "gearbest is shit" when you have probably never ordered shit from them, I been buying chinese shit for nearly 10 years and gearbest by far is the best store online for chink shit.
Not even Aliexpress cares that much about customers, and I have purchased thousands from them.
You niggers live in first-world countries and still want to abuse people living in developing nations, FUCK YOU.
>>53643064
this also chinks outchinked by a fucking five line script
>>53643014
>>53642990
>>53642939
WEW
>>53643069
Thank you valued customer, a $10 coupon has been deposited in your Gearbest account
>>53643014
The GB points just slightly reduce their profit margins. It's a win-win situation, really: They get rid of their stocks and we get to buy all chinese crap we wouldn't have otherwise.
>>53643014
The "in stock" Redmi Note 2 I bought before arrived after ~2 months. It was bought before chinese new year.
Tell me how that happens with honest sellers...?
>>53643085
Flawless victory! now what should I buy with my cupon.
>>53643098
Because they are in charge of the Post Office right?
>>53643014
>>53643069
Gearbest wouldn't / doesn't give a shit because they're still deriving long-term profit from this.
Some script kiddies feel special and get limited 30% discounts, inciting them to buy more useless shit. People talk about it. People buy more useless shit.
I'm just waiting for the cancerous meme to end because the exploit isn't even interesting.
>>53643110
> Because they are in charge of the Post Office right?
No, they simply did not send it out for weeks.
So are you guys earning enough from this to get totally free stuff yet?
Guys what is a good cheap android tv box?
How come some sites have photos of this white front + gold back model of the Redmi Note 3 Pro but everywhere I look online only has the full gold model? The former looks a lot better imo, Apple really got a great looking phone with the combination of those 2 colors.
>>53643170
You can't - it's 30% off, tops.
>>53643170
you fucking moron,
the points are only good for a discount of UP TO 30%
>>53643170
It's impossible to get free stuff because you're only allowed to use your points up to 30% of the price of the item you wish to purchase.
>>53643185
>>53643188
>>53643192
Got it, wont waste my time then. Less people churning the pot for you people that actually want something.
>>53643175
So this is what it's like to be colorblind.
nearly at 8K in points.
>>53643206
I'm color blind and it took me few second to notice he posted a gold front Redmi Note 3 and called it white.
But I think it has nothing or little to do with color blindness (I'm red color blind) and more with the lighting of the photo.
>>53643199
I think there is no pot, though.
They apparently designed it as a random draw with infinite tickets that has a huge rate of loss on average (the cost to play is much over the average winnings, from what we tell).
North American LTE compatibility on these ≠Verizon LTE compatibility, correct?
>>53643208
Screencap or it didn't happen.
fuck this shit
>>53643248
This is pretty normal. Not sure what you are complaining about?
Free shipping from China takes longer, but can definitely be cheaper than domestic shipping in many places, never mind items can be cheaper if you're not buying them from a reseller.
>>53643175
I really don't know why they chose to go with full gold. White+gold is pretty much the perfect color palate for a phone if you don't want to go with the boring old black.
>>53643242
Lel, most phones doesn't work at all on Verizon, let alone LTE.
If you want to keep Verizon, forget about chink phones.
>>53643286
LTE band support is a little more forgiving at least. Always worth checking.
>>53643192
only 30%? FUCK
>>53643248
you think that's bad?
>2k points
loving it
>>53643242
Nope:
http://willmyphonework.net/
Does this script wait for the coodown period and automatically restart?
function getRandomInt(min, max) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
}
var postcakepick = (function() {
var cake_number = getRandomInt(1,5);
$.ajax({
url: 'http://www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=223',
type: 'POST',
dataType: 'json',
data: {cake_num: cake_number, url_end_num : ''},
success: function(data){
var status = data.status;
console.log("cake (" + cake_number + ") " + data.msg + ", status: " + status);
}
});
});
setInterval(function(){postcakepick()}, 5000);
this is the one in the last thread. I've been stopping it once it returned undefined and waiting the 8 minutes manually
Official pantsu of /csg/. If you don't wear these with your Chinese chastity cage you are a faggot
>>53643333
You forgot to show the country.
>>53643362
Lithuania
>>53643355
>this is the one in the last thread. I've been stopping it once it returned undefined and waiting the 8 minutes manually
you don'tneed to do shit. just let it keep running.
it will eventually start getting points after the cooldown
>>53643014
They limited it to 30% for a reason. Nobody on here would have even fucking bought as much shit as they did if it weren't possible to exploit the event.
FOR A DISCOUNT.
It's like you're bitching because someone has infinite -30% coupons.
>>53643356
Why you censor the pussy lips?
>>53643349
luv u
So what's with this cake thing I'm a little retarded so if someone explains exactly what to do I would appreciate it greatly
>>53643027
>Gearbest
Slow shipping
>Geekbuying
Awful customer service
>BuyInCoins
Awful customer service
>DX
Expensive
>>53643406
Those are Japanese pornstars Yui Hatano and Anri Okita.
>>53643395
No problem.
>>53643406
Gearbest has a shitty "loose your points" lottery on http://www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=223 , where usually you'd pay more points to play than you'd likely win.
If you win, you can use it as up to 30% discount on orders.
Anon made a script that just picks new cakes and continues to play without doing the "pay for next round" step, so they are now actually making discount points.
I'm considering buying a laser engraving machine to make wooden tokens for when I play Pathfinder with my friends.
Any advice?
>>53643406
open chrome
go to the cake website
cut cake three times
buy more cutting for 20 points
press f12
paste in longer script, press enter
pase in one line script, press enter
let it run and don't touch that tab again
check points on another tab
What's the best way to apply a fresh screen protector on your brand new phone? Without getting dust particles stuck in between whilst doing it.
Are there any experts here that know how to do this without messing it up? I just wanted to know before the orders arrives.
>>53643450
>>53643459
Thanks I'll do this as soon as I get home
>>53643459
time for a new account i guess lol
>>53643501
Clean the fucking screen before applying the screen protector, there is no hidden since to it.
>>53643501
rub a lot, then leave the cloth on the display, remove one side, and turn the protector so the glue faces downards, pick the cloth from the display and remove any new dust particles, align and press with a credit card.
practice makes perfect
>>53643501
Use a credit card, apply from top to bottom as you pull away the protective foil right under the section you're applying.
But seriously, don't use screen protectors. They suck.
>>53643501
I dont get the hate for screen protectors but just turn off your fan before applying. Make sure there is no airflow cause that will cause dust to land on the screen other than that pretty easy.
>>53643524
You can get 20 points with another script for the facebook thingy, have a look in the last thread
>>53643501
Oh. Wait I recall one technique that could help out.
Using clear sticky tape you align it up first and then remove the backing and then apply using a credit card and so on.
The sticky tape is just for alignment.
It's not my fault if this technique didn't work out.
>>53643524
upload any avatar
>>53643501
and there was something with doing it in the bathroom after the shower hsa been running for 5 mins - removes all the dust from the air. google it
ps: the 'glass' protectors are much easier to put on
>>53643439
why japan have like the worlds best boob surgeons ? japanese girls seem to have the best tits
I'm not even sure how long it's been running now
I've got more points than I think I'll need
>>53642839
>>53642856
So just let it keep running?
>>53643014
>Honest sellers
>send some Slav shill to post his ilaen.ru referal links on the technology subreddit of a cantonese finger painting forum
Pick one
>>53643674
yes
http://m.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html
Anon says from previous thread that sharks are on sale.
What size should I get? Looking for some for PSP games, and I guess NDS/GBASP.
1x64GB, 2x16GB?
>>53643669
Buy sharks and donuts
>tfw you start cuttin again
no bad luck pls
>>53643764
Get 64gb, it's the cheapest you can find anywhere.
16gbs are always that price.
>>53643786
I've not had a single cutting session where I've not gotten points
I think I've had one session where I've gotten only 15 but I think I'm averaging 50
>>53643806
Yeah, I got 40 that round. Going to take awhile to get to the max.
>>53643795
I feel like it'd be wasted, I can't fill it with 64GB worth of NDS games... maybe I could put DS and GBA games, then swap the cart depending on what I play.
>>53643857
It's current year, 16gb and 32gb are dirt cheap.
64 gb is the only one that's on massive discount right now, buy the sizes you need.
>>53643888
Gonna buy 2X64GB and put them in Raid0 lmao
>>53643958
> RAID 0 on microSD
Data devouring sharks... how fitting!
Has anyone magically won a Note 3 yet or gotten 20k points?
>>53643888
>>53643958
Well, I need at least one per:
PSP Games, NDS games, GBA games
Zenfone 2, replacement for Galaxy Player (pretty sure it's faulty)
One for my banana pro would be nice too, albeit I have a replacement so I can just dd in a failure.
>>53644036
I wanted to ask something similar:
has anyone scored more than 30 ?
>>53644036
I had 8k and used them.
Now I'm slowly mining them back.
How bad can fake microsd cards be?
They can't combust, right?
>>53644071
How long does cake game last?
Has anyone ordered with points and got it shipped yet?
>>53644069
Nope, 30 is the highest I've seen and I don't think I've even had it that many times, 20 and 15 are more common
>>53644063
From my experience.
PSP needs 64gb and you can fit all the games worth playing on it
GBA needs 8gb-16gb to fit it's entire library
NDS needs 32gb to fit every game worth playing on it
Phones are on a case by case basis.
>>53644095
1 day 8 hours I think.
>>53644085
You're just buying them near-wholesale from their manufactured country.
>>53644095
the 30th
>>53644085
The absolute worst they can be is 128MB flashed to say it's bigger. Write to anywhere beyond 128MB and it just writes it into nothingness.
Smaller than advertised is the worst.
Slower than advertised is also a possibility, and then we have the third and possibly most difficult to measure: Long term stability.
Who knows how long these things will actually last?
But honestly if you h2testw or f3 the SD card and it passes that with decent speeds you're set.
I've personally tested the teal/blue MicroDrive ones and they're fine.
LD doughnut sprinkles ones are rated to be good.
Shark ones are memes but I think they're perfectly fine, we'll see
>>53644110
Phones definitely need 128GB if you wanna watch Google Cardboard VR porn on it.
Shoutout from >>>/t/704330
>>53644085
At worst there will be data corruption. Best thing is to run few runs of H2testw.
>>53644131
How is shark a meme
Sharks r good
Butter than donut
>>53644148
They're a meme because you only bought one because it had a shark on it
Meme doesn't mean 'it's shit', it means 'it's popular'
>>53644085
They all share same memory chips. Fakes can have shittier controller and fake sizes, that will cause data to be overwritten. Also, their exterior can be made with waste plastic, that was discarded from being used with legit cards.
>>53644167
I mean, they look cool, good "reviews", affordable.
Why not sharks then.
Which VR glasses should I buy? I have a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro with a 1080p display.
Also, how good do those glasses feel? I want them mostly to just watch animu while in my bed.
>>53644202
Too mainstream.
Why are you people buying microSDs from China again?
Mixza must be a new meme or something, because I don't see any other reason people would run the risk just for a measly $2-3 on a 128GB card.
>>53644069
I got a 50 earlier on
>>53644202
Because no-one in this thread has hit it with f3 or h2testw yet.
Although, given the reviews, and the entire approach of the company- they're trying to sell their own brand rather than rip off someone else's or just go no branding so they don't get caught shows that they care about the product.
FUCK YOU GEARBEST FAGGOTS!
ALIEXPRESS >>> SHITTY SHOPS
Are the Hard Drive readers any good?
I need one to regularly back up files.
The files are quite large and I'm an Ausfag so cloud based storage is out.
The SD card reader is a plus.
How goes the cakefarming and what you plan on buying with it? I'm going to get a bunch of JJRC quadcopters for cheap.
>>53644253
>tooploo
Literally can't make this shit up
>>53644262
i ordered xiaomi note 3 pro 16/2 from EU warehouse, the next would be xiaomi band/and or sharks
>>53644270
Have new memes arrived?
>>53644229
cheapest 64gb where i live is 17€ while on gearbest they are 7.70€
>>53644262
>>53644270
I'll probably put something over that, t b h.
>>53644229
>$2-3
Or more like 13-20€, so pretty much 50%
>>53644209
Please respond.
>>53644262
some knifes
maybe a tablet
As much as I want to get a phone I already have a pretty decent phone
>>53644304
Oh wait, I forgot everything on Aliexpress is 20% more expensive than on gearbest ;)))
>>53644253
Alternately I could buy this one, which looks like it only takes Sega Genesis carts.
>>53642821
What exactly are we talking about?
All electronics sold in the EU has a 2-year warranty by EU law. The rest depends.
>>53644253
Orico are good. I especially like the horizontal ones.
>>53644326
Exactly - will it be 2 years ? I expect answer from GB too
Just bought a pink shark, what a time to be alive.
>>53644342
I'll probably go with this.
I can get a separate SD card reader for cents.
>leave script up running all night
>wake up to this
Also, thank god I always censor personal info when posting on 4chan, you can't report me fucker :^)
>>53644422
Chia Min...
>>53644430
oops :^)
>>53644422
Reported to the interpol, Chia ;^)
>>53644422
but to use that you'll have to buy something that costs over a grand, whats the point?
>>53644441
i hope it isnt enough tho
anyway, what do you want to order ?
also >>53644444
>>53642791
I notice most of these chink sites do not support ssl.
Thoughts?
>>53644454
>just one thing
you can buy multiple things you silly goose
didn't go on chink shit for a while, where can i get the cake script?
it is going to be over soon and when did it started?
>>53644494
>>53643459
good luck lee kun
>>53644305
read the pastebin
>>53644494
Using the script is a meme and a bannerino.
>>53644456
no idea senpai
but it's nice to have 30% discount off anything i want for a while
Would you buy Delux computer case from GB?
>>53644524
You can get banned for meming? It's not even a forbidden meme like nigspeak or loli.
>>53644538
yes familia, feels good
>>53644572
Nice NAS.
>>53644305
I think it's a fun novelty toy. The anon from the old thread said they purchased one and it's neat. I forgot which post was it.
I'm also ordering the Redmi Note 3 Pro. I'm not sure if I want a VR glasses headset for it. As a Sony HMZ-T3W owner. I'm not too sure if Playstation VR is good or not. I have to see it for myself to evaluate it. As you can see the pixels per inch ppi density is very high on a HMZ. 2,098PPI If I recall. I don't use it often. The last time I used it was for anime. Danmachi, TLR and Yuru Yuri. It's not really worth it, it's a hassle to fit it on but the "oled colors" oh gosh.
>>53644239
Wait, are you saying that nobody got their microsds yet, or that people have got them, but haven't posted tests yet?
I know that, on at least one of Mixza's ads, they show H2TestW results (but then again, those could be faked...).
It doesn't seem like they're interested in selling a shit product, more, like you said, trying to promote their own brand, and of course sell it cheap because it's pretty close to wholesale, and flash has gotten cheap as fuck.
Are there any good places to get wallets/msg bags from? I'm not expecting real leather, just something that'll hold 7+ cards or a couple books and not fall apart.
Tempted to buy a bunch of sharks, memeSSDs, and other general popular shit, and resell it local/provincially.
Dunno how many /csg/ figs are in ONT though...
>>53644636
I'm saying that you should be more paranoid around chinks, not that the product is bad.
>>53644712
>being paranoid
Why? I'm paranoid about anything USB-wise, or buying stuff with larger circuitry that might be able to steal something or whatever, but mostly I don't care, especially regarding MicroSD cards.
How are they gonna cram something in there that'll steal my data?
>>53643764
oh damn should I buy this shark?
I need so much space for music, 64GB is barely going to be enough
>>53644754
>steal muh dataz
Jesus if you're that paranoid do nwipe on it before use. You do this with all drives, right anon?
>>53644754
You went too paranoid. What anon meant, is that you should always consider being outjewed by slant eyed merchants.
>>53644797
Fuck no. I'm not that paranoid dude.
Dude before just mentioned being paranoid of chinese sellers. Why?
Do you guys know a mp3 player that can scrobble?
>>53644965
PowerAmp
>>53644965
This is the chinkshit thread, we're trying to find mp3 players that play mp3s without setting on fire, or exploding
>>53644815
Still not getting it. You're implying they won't ship it, or delay it forever, or it just won't ever come? THat's what you mean by "getting out-jewed"?
>>53644998
Do you have a parent or someone who looks after you that I can talk to?
>>53642791
I found on Google news that Xiaomi is about to release a laptop in a few weeks.
For 500 Euros it will be a steal.
>>53645016
no.
Fuck it, I'm buying sharks
>>53645044
is this it?
shits still pretty expensive
http://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Laptop-Intel-Core-i7-8G-DDR3-NVIDIA-GeForce-GTX-760M-15_6-Inch-p-941729.html
>>53645044
Mi day (8th of April). They will announce lots of new shit.
>>53645119
faaaaaaaaaaake
>>53645119
yup, but the price seems off to the article I read:
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/in-other-news/220316/xiaomi-plans-laptop-launch-in-the-next-few-weeks.html
>>53645133
fingers crossed, I need a laptop.
Otherwise I'll get a Chuwi or something to for watching movies and shit
>>53644607
>HMZ-T3W
Pretty cool, but I actually want just some chinese glasses.
They are pretty much gourmet google cardboards.
>>53645044
I Wonder if this laptop will run well with linux?
Definite deal breaker for me, I might buy it if it does indeed work well.
>>53643857
put LameboyDS and SNemuDS on it and play original Gameboy and SNES games too.
>>53645176
>Otherwise I'll get a Chuwi or something to for watching movies and shit
I am also waiting for the next iteration of cihnese laptops.
Anyone got his order further than "processing" ?
>>53645187
Just buy a $1 off-brand google cardboard from ali and see for yourself what the big deal is. I recommend at least a 1080p screen though. Free VR porn can be found here >>53644135
7300 points here
>>53643069
>Asia
>developing nation
lel pajeet stop projecting
>>53645201
>emulating GBA and SNES games on PSP
>not just playing GBA games on GBA Flashcard, or SNES games on NDS
It's like you miss the whole point of the sharks, dude.
>>53645272
Ignoramus.
>>53645281
I jumped in late. I assumed he had a DS flash cart.
Im just helping him fill up 64gb
just hit 4k
>>53645198
I'm on the same boat, Xiaomi closed its smartphones' firmware recently (or so I've heard).
If it won't support linux, I'll have no use for it either.
I don't like second hand anything, but I probably can settle with a 0-guarantee chink stuff.
>>53645202
That price should be 200 less, maybe they'll do a "discount" afterwards.
I really hope those fucks to stack their damn EU warehouses. I wouldn't like to pay import duties...
http://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_126243.html?wid=1
>3D printing pen
sounds cool. Has anyone used one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqSc6-AQ7KA
>>53645319
>>53645198
Dunno how accurate this article it is, but I imagine they would be shipping with Linux so they dun have to pay the microshaft tax.
http://www.notebookcheck.net/Xiaomi-notebook-may-come-with-Core-i7-and-GTX-760M-graphics.155877.0.html
Can you use the script on multiple windows for even more point?
>>53644965
this >>53644996 pretty much
just buy a fuckin ruizu, even iTunes can't scrobble properly nowadays
>>53645282
okay
>China
>Taiwan
that better? they aren't "developing"
>>53645364
I think its just bound to your account
How easy is it to put openwrt on these Zsun wifi card readers?
>>53645362
Microsoft, just like intel, would give their product for free to (or even pay) the manufacturer.
>>53645406
>>53644965
What model Ruizu?
>>53645415
well if I idle on multiple account it would work then ?
also i'm getting
[19:42:15.580] "cake (3) undefined, status: 1"
it's normal? just started
>>53645440
x02 and x10 are the recommended ones iirc
someone shared a custom firmware for the x02 that improves its capabilities
>>53645458
>"cake (3) undefined, status: 1"
Yes. Leave it for 8 minutes and it will start farming again
>>53645458
it's the 8 min cooldown
>>53645504
>>53645508
thanks, also will it work if I use multiple account on different browser? do they check?
>>53645528
on different accounts should work, yes
That's it, enough waiting with Geekbuying.
>>53645420
Easy. There's a guide posted a while back detailing it. Google for it.
>>53643355
It's a fucking function that gets called every 5000 ms (five seconds). You don't need to care that it's returning undefined when the site is putting you on cooldown, it will just keep calling every five seconds indefinitely until you refresh or close the page/browser.
Fuck, people, at least TRY to understand what you're copy/pasting.
>>53643764
>http://m.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html
Hey, where's the reviews? And how do you check who is selling on GearBest?
>1. Each customer can pick up to 3 pieces of cake; the first 3 attempts are FREE. Each cake piece may contain either 5, 15, 25, 30, 1,000 or 20,000 GB Points OR an awesome XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3 Phablet.
I want that
>>53645722
Fake. All the keks lead to nothing.
>>53645675
shut up nerd
>>53645675
i dont understand technology im just here for the cheap stuff
>chinese trash can
Too bad it got old Bay Trail CPU.
>>53645751
Well the script is random 1-5, so potentially we've all missed out on a free phone cake already.
>>53645582
when did you order it anon?
I hope you weren't autistic and complained about a shipment taking between 1-2 months.
Cause that's how it is, and what you paid for
>>53645916
On last year.
>>53645785
Absolutely fucking rude.
>>53645963
lmao
>>53645785
Thank your for that insight.
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_226844.html
flash sale is on again guys
Gearbest is now selling the gold and silver RMNP3 3gb ram versions at 10 dollars off ($229.99). To the people who rushed and bought the black version at the "flash sale" price, do you regret it because you wanted the other colors more, but not for 10 dollars more?
>>53646025
>ultrafire
will it catch on fire
>>53646025
Umh, thanks.
getting there, /g/?
>>53646025
Thanks familia. I missed the sale hours ago.
>>53646067
At 10 cents, who cares?
>>53646025
>http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_226844.html
regular price here
>>53646025
Thanks man
>>53646025
THANKS SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MY FIRST EVER CHINK SHIT PURCHASE !!!!
>>53646126
Add it to cart.
>>53646025
Thanks pham
>>53646143
That's how they get you hooked.
>>53646025
in for 1 thx
+rep
>>53646025
Thanks bud
>>53646144
yes, but tried to buy more, didnt work out and now it shows the regular price.
I got the mail with 0.10 price tho, got back to the order
>>53646143
IT BEGINS
A few months from now you will be like >>53643069
I remember a while ago, a few anons claimed that they bought suits off of aliexpress. Have any of them gotten them in yet? I wonder how they look.
>>53646151
>>53646171
I'M ALREADY HOOKED & PUMPED
GOT THE SCRIPT RUNNING AND LOOKING FOR MORE CHEAP SHIT!
>>53646025
thanks mate
>>53646108
>10 cents
holy shit, it showed 3 bucks for me and I still thought it was a good deal
I think I'll order 2 or 3 of them
>it reverts back to old price when you increase quantity
what the fug, I wanted to buy like 3 of 'em
>>53646185
Anyone else notice the script rarely ever picks #5?
>>53646227
No you'll be limited to one at 10 cents, enjoy!
>>53646025
fuck i bought two of those a few weeks ago from DX
oh well, I bought another one anyway
how do you guys find those .10 deals ?
>>53643185
>>53643188
>>53643192
It's a complete scam. Most gearbest items, at least the expensive ones are 90% off all the time anyway, and you can't combine offers.
>yes white pig this 1350 dollar phone is 63% off! only 500$ for a mate 8!
>so what if it's 500$ on every other site? no, if you use your points/discount code it's 1000$
>>53646025
>>53646235
hm, can you order it 2 times at that price?
Also, are there any rechargeable batteries for that thing?
>>53646025
Thanks!
>>53646067
Not likely, unless it short circuits.
Any 14500 Battery suggestions?
>>53646067
>>53646077
>>53646082
>>53646129
>>53646143
>>53646144
>>53646152
>>53646157
>>53646218
>>53646255
>>53646280
You're welcome
How fast is my house going to burn down with one of these two?
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_272183.html
http://www.gearbest.com/diy-parts-and-tools/pp_122247.html?wid=1
Also, does gearbest sell any 14500 that arent going to blow up in my face?
>>53646261
Didn't work? Try this:
http://www.gearbest.com/uk-%5E%5E-68-_gear/
Add to cart from search results.
More generally speaking? Lurking chinese shopping sites and Aliexpress.
gearbest shills could you please calm the fuck down, it's just over the top right now
>>53646302
I'm willing to trust GB product quality more than the various random vendors on Ali.
>>53646304
tried it, didnt work, but thx
>>53646302
litokalla are supposed to be good
>>53646302
>LiitoKala
Spurdo Spärde :D
>>53646302
>How fast is my house going to burn down with one of these two?
Never used LiitoKaala.
Nitecore / Sysmax know what they're doing, shouldn't blow up, even if it is probably not using the fanciest charging monitoring methods.
Are you sure you don't want to get a 2-4 slot charger that also can do NiMh and stuff?
What add on are you using for the automated script, tho?
>>53646323
You need an account. And it only works once for one piece, I think?
>>53646361
Your browser's hacker mode.
>>53646361
F12
>>53646361
The console built in to chrome or firefox
I wish Redmi Note 3 Pros had Zagg Invisible shields.
I'm having a hard time picking a generic case.
My ageing iPod touch 4th gen has it and I could peel it all off and it would be close to looking like brand new.
Should I buy a iPad sized Zagg shield and cut it to size for a Redmi Note 3 Pro? Can you use a Xacto knife to cut it?
>>53646379
>>53646385
>>53646386
i remember there was an add on we used on polls or something where you could just guide the clicks and shit to do it at a paced time
>>53646429
Just leave that javascript running on background, and it does job for you.
4000 points!!!!!!!! Took me about 6-7 hours to get, feels like I was getting points faster this morning than right now.
>>53646302
>tfw got order in but card can't be authorized
I want my $0.10 flashlight ;_;
what's going on here?
>>53646469
yea I feel like it's getting slower
>>53646477
Are you using
>setInterval(function(){postcakepick()}, 5000);
>>53646494
yea
>>53646304
Worked, thanks anon
>>53646267
>and you can't combine offers.
You can use goodboy points on sale items perfectly fine.
>>53646304
Why the fuck I am buying all this shit I don't actually need ?
who 10k here?
>>53646415
Fuck shields and shit, use it as-is. It has hardened glass & xiaomi typical robust construction, what else do you need?
>>53646570
>halfway
Are you expecting to spend over $1500?
>>53646608
the maximum amount of points you can get is 20k
>>53646608
20K is the max and the points last all year
when all this is over do i still keep my goypoints or will they go away....?
>>53646638
>>53646628
Oh I thought it was going to be reset on March 30th.
>4. Important: ALL remaining GB points obtained in 2015 will be reset to zero on March 30, 2016. So please use your remaining points AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
Read that wrong. Huh, I should probably get multiple accounts going then.
>>53643392
>pussy lips
Help me, I have an S4 and it's still working fine but I'm tired of it, shoul I get the Redmi Note 3 Pro? Do you know if gearbest declares a different value on the package?
>>53646737
nobody knows
Gray Sony DS4 controller for $23 w/ points is a pretty good deal.
>>53646318
>>53646325
okay so I'm not going to die buying any of them.
>>53646359
I already got a charger for NiMh so I'm good and I'm trying to keep the price down so I dont get fucked over by customs.
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers-batteries/pp_43028.html
>without Protection Board
Housefire?
>>53643458
Sounds like a good idea, you should do it.
>>53643356
post uncesored
>>53646781
They referenced 2015 points being reset, I thought it was a 1 yr deal. Oh well.
>>53646628
>>53646638
>>53646781
>>53646737
So there's like 1920 minutes left and it resets every 8, so crude math tells me that if you get maybe 60 cake points per interval you should end up with 240 plays left, and that multiplied by 60 is ~14000.
Can't max it out if you start now but you can get close. If you get lucky you could get close too
>>53646813
i-i'm scared anon, hold me ;_;
>>53646025
I have the sipic branded one of those, its pretty good.
>>53646469
Welp, put my orders though using my cakebuck points, here's hoping they actually ship em.
Also, what the fuck am I supposed to do with the rest of my points?
I feel like I'm fucking mining bitcoins again.
>>53646838
I've made 8k in 18hrs, which is on pace for 14k in the remaining 32hrs. The max 20k shouldn't be a problem.
surely someone in here must get the note 3 right?
Someone buy me something cheap ayy :'(
cakebux don't expire?
>>53646865
Pocketman ain't bad either, that's why I'm getting another clone
>>53646982
they will last one year
>>53643356
Is there an official wig and vibrator?
>>53646025
fixed?
I haven't use Ali ever since ordering an X02 for a girlfriend that became an ex in the time it took to arrive, but I'm glad my OP image is evolving with each new thread
>>53647075
not fixed, flash sale over you slowpoke
>>53646982
expires on the 30th of march
>>53645470
http://images.agptek.us/image/A02-Update.1.7.zip
http://www.sweetpeatoyco.com/downloads/Audio%20Product%20Tool%201.03_01.zip
My Points: 7185 Points = $143.70
FEELS GOOD MAN
>>53647104
clarification, last year's GBux expire on 30th march, not these cakebux we're nabbing.
Is it Xiaomi or bust when it comes to powerbanks?
>>53647145
Pretty much yes
How do I into cakebux
>>53643014
>gearbest
>honest sellers
TOP KEK WANG FANG CHING CHONG
thier bootlegs are bootlegs of boolegs, of bootlegs to the 30th power.
you just mad you spent all your autismbux for the month, and the blood bank wont let you in after you got caught taking video of women in the bathroom.
>>53647166
Reposting in case others didn't see
Facebook - 10 points
(function() {
$.ajax({
url: '/index.php?m=promotion&active=223&fackbook=1',
type: 'POST',
dataType: 'json',
success: function(data){
var status = data.status;
console.log(data.msg + ", status: " + status);
}
});
})();
Facebook - 20 points
(function() {
$.ajax({
url: '/index.php?m=promotion&active=222&fackbook=1',
type: 'POST',
dataType: 'json',
success: function(data){
var status = data.status;
console.log(data.msg + ", status: " + status);
}
});
})();
1. start off with 10 points, everyone has this when they create their account
2. press f12 to and click on the console tab
3. go to gearbest home page
4. paste the scripts above and execute each of them once for 30 points.
5. manually click on 3 cakes, you'll get at least 5 points
6. click on the fourth cake, there should be a popup saying you dont have enough. Click on the knife to buy 3 more for 20 points.
>>53647166
Nevermind on this post >>53647219
Here's the full manual:
Reposting in case others didn't see
Facebook - 10 points
(function() {
$.ajax({
url: '/index.php?m=promotion&active=223&fackbook=1',
type: 'POST',
dataType: 'json',
success: function(data){
var status = data.status;
console.log(data.msg + ", status: " + status);
}
});
})();
Facebook - 20 points
(function() {
$.ajax({
url: '/index.php?m=promotion&active=222&fackbook=1',
type: 'POST',
dataType: 'json',
success: function(data){
var status = data.status;
console.log(data.msg + ", status: " + status);
}
});
})();
1. start off with 10 points, everyone has this when they create their account
2. press f12 to and click on the console tab
3. go to gearbest home page
4. paste the scripts above and execute each of them once for 30 points.
5. manually click on 3 cakes, you'll get at least 5 points
6. click on the fourth cake, there should be a popup saying you dont have enough. Click on the knife to buy 3 more for 20 points.
7. run the scripts below
8. ???
9. free cake :o)
function getRandomInt(min, max) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
}
var postcakepick = (function() {
var cake_number = getRandomInt(1,5);
$.ajax({
url: 'http://www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=223',
type: 'POST',
dataType: 'json',
data: {cake_num: cake_number, url_end_num : ''},
success: function(data){
var status = data.status;
console.log("cake (" + cake_number + ") " + data.msg + ", status: " + status);
}
});
});
setInterval(function(){postcakepick()}, 5000);
http://www.gearbest.com/game-controllers/pp_280514.html
>>53647163
decent
my sister was after one of those single 18650 power bank things but it took her 5 seconds to convince her to get a 5000mah xiaomi one
I guess it's something to spend these good boy points on
>>53647244
What about it?
>>53647244
Would not waste my fucking money on that.
So are the Xiaomi yi or Eken H9 and a 128gb Mixza sd card worth? 50 bucks for it all.
>>53647244
lol how i know that kid was going to be a spic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rTRmWNG5TNM
can anyone recommend a beefy raspberry pi style board. i am planning to take apart shit laptop with good keybord(ahmthinkpadahem) and put board inside for fanless god tier battery life electric typewriter
i wanna buy the ultrafire uk-68 but the flashlight-philes are saying that its shit
>>53647244
xbone controller is better
>>53647244
after second thought. i'm buying one so i can play with my girlfriend.
just realized she had a pllaaystation. not sure if 3 or 4 need to text her.
>>53647244
>buy for $23
>resell for $45
Multiply by 15.
>>53647315
dont give a shit what they say. i got it for USD $0.10
BASICALLY FREE ONCCE I GO OUT AND FIND TEN PENNIES ON THE STREET.
>>53647331
>tfw I still took insurance cuz I'm a faggot
someone help me out on a good quadcopter for cheap. i've been looking at this one.
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_119658.html?wid=2
>>53647331
How?
What's wrong with the Chuwi Vi8 Plus?
Why would I want the Hi8 instead?
>>53647407
stinky battery life
>>53647400
flash sale but its over.
4001 points for me, night bros, happy mining :)
I wish you all your orders to get shipped!
peace
Just donged 4000 cakebux myself, happy scamming everyone!
Can i just run this casually in Firefox, or do I need a dedicated vm setup?
Also, how to avoid ban? Should I signup with fake name?
>one of the cakes is supposed to have a phone
>nobody has won a single phone yet
ScamBest
>>53647590
Looking at the code confirms that the phone can't be gotten from clicking a cake.
Remaining options:
>Phone doesn't exist as a prize
>It's a timed exclusive
>It's decided before the cake phase
>>53647588
>being this paranoid
just run on your usual account in whatever
chinks know
>>53647623
I am paranoid white male, scared of stinky chinky!!
>>53647622
No surprise the worst marketplace would lie to everyone.
>1. Each customer can pick up to 3 pieces of cake; the first 3 attempts are FREE. Each cake piece may contain either 5, 15, 25, 30, 1,000 or 20,000 GB Points OR an awesome XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3 Phablet.
>>53647588
Either use Chrome or FF and just keep the tab open or put it on your raspberry/banana/orange 3.14 and use chromium
Ban is unlikely, just use your normal account, they'll get your adress for shipping anyway
>>53647590
If one anon figured out how to mine this after a few hours, the Russians are doing it too with their botnets, so most likely either one of them got it or there weren't any phones to begin with
>>53647590
At least I have won four time whole 30 points.
>>53647658
Thank you for mentioning the Banana, too many people side-step it for the Orange or RPi...
>>53647658
Pretty much Russia ruins things all the time.
Not a single anon has reported a 1,000 point win.
>>53647702
My face when I posted your nigger script all over russian chans, so GearBest senpai notice me and do something to stop all of you from becoming niggers.
>>53647702
gotta get gud.
ruskies share their autismo via socializing in their neet hometowns == maximum leet haking.
>>53647702
They probabky have better scripts.
Cyka blatya or whatever
>>53647686
Bananas are most expensive of these three. In one of the early models the SATA was routed through USB2.0 controller. Not worth the price for amateur use imho.
Also, nice use of Lego. I should find mine and do something for my Orange Pi PC when it comes.
>>53647719
>calling people n*ggers
This window will close in 3 seconds...
>>53647623
>>53647658
>inb4 they send chinese hitmen instead of sharks
>mfw
>>53647744
Fine, chink
>>53647702
Didn't somebody show that these were simply written in the html source and not real winners?
>>53647719
Why do you do this anon, seriously? Doesn't buying cheap chink shit fill the emptiness inside you anymore, have you crossed the border to no fun allowed grumpy old man?
how come the SQ8 Mini DV Camera only supports up to a 32gb microSD? wouldn't it serve better as a DVR if it supported are more rad size like 128gb Shark?
I'm out for today.
Kek
>>53647742
Yeah, I didn't realize there were better options out there until AFTER I bought it... didn't even know about the Banana-Pi company one (octa, 2GB DDR3, Sata, same price), didn't consider ODroids either... just wanted that separate bus, since it's the LeMaker Banana Pro
>>53647782
Additionally, I'll probably get a Pine64, ODroid, or a new BPi for my next unit, and I'm running out of RAM due to rawrtorrent.
>>53647749
In 6 months when they finally clear customs I'll be long gone
>>53647728
I think it's Sukya Blak
russia being cucks and all.
Do the more expensive VR headsets offer better image quality? Or does it only depend on phone's resolution?
>>53647580
What in the fuck, did you miss /r/wow or something?
Shen Yuan "Lego" are pretty rad for just a burgerbuck each
Which one of these socks look sturdier to you?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2/32571283263.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/H/32482642072.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/3/32482280297.html
I'm leaning towards the first ones.
>>53647857
tite
>>53647847
no, /nosg/
>>53647702
>implybnig this isn't just a fake scroll from China
have to say, i'm pretty damn pleased with my purchase.
Yeah yeah, "Hi8 problems lololol" suck it fatty.
>>53647835
Better lenses, cheaper cardboard versions mostly use plastic lenses, above $30 you can expect real glass lenses. Also the pricier models have levers and threading so you can focus the lenses for your eyes (distance and nearsightedness)
Bout to get this for my social media and tinder profile pics.
http://www.gearbest.com/synthetic-hair/pp_284639.html
>>53647728
>>53647832
Cyka blyat is what it is. I know thata cyka means bitch, and blyat means fuck.
>>53647864
The 3 pair/lot ones look best. They all seem fine.
>>53647686
Link to banana pi on GB? Dont know what to waste those points on.
>>53647857
If you want fullsets instead of just minifigs, check Star Diamond and Enlighten.
In fact, you can ask us more at /toy/ in the plastic building blocks thread
>>53647905
nah its definitely sukya blak... hmm let me see your passport :^)
>>53647930
>/toy/ plastic building blocks thread
Do they not mind bootleg stuff?
>>53647921
Bought mine from Amazon.ca... dunno if it's on GB or etc sites...
Motorless UAV plane body?
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-airplanes/pp_218247.html
>>53647933
Different languages have different spellings for cyrillic, since you can't translate some letters and pronunciations to equals in other languages
Same with koran or quran, both try to imitate the quaf sound that doesn't exists In English/German/French/etc
>>53647881
I think it's legit
>>53647967
Only mentally-ill autists direct a big saliva-filled ACKSHULLY at the mention of Mega Blocks and their related ilk, and are rightfully-shunned
>>53648006
>that cock.li
>>53647702
>>53648006
is it rigged in favor of the russian so they don't attack china?
>>53648060
I bet Russians are biggest spenders for some mysterious reason.
>>53648060
Russia and China have been allies.
>>53647967
There is LEGO for the real stuff and Plastic Building Blocks for everything else
PBB threads are usually 50% Megablocks retards wanking to Halo and TMNT sets and the rest Chinese stuff
>>53647991
I guess it's decent if it's you are just getting into RC planes.
But, when I flew RC planes with my dad, it ended up being much cheaper to go to the library and print out A3 templates, buy foam and tape from wherever, and build one yourself
check out hobbyking.com
they're good for super cheap RC plane and heli stuff
>>53648129
That's bretty smart, thanks anon's dad.
>>53648006
yes perfectly legit. the .html page with its hardcoded winners :o)
>>53648083
apparently the tariffs between Russia and China are super low
>>53648154
Omg
>>53647366
You might want to get a mini to learn it on first and work your way up from there, unless you're already experienced.
Already have a JJRC H8mini and I'm eyeing this one as a step up, wonder how much off I can get it with my cakepoints;
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_249440.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjl2yZWBMO0
So you can win XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3 Phablet when you slice another pieces of cake?
>>53648154
I think that static winner list gets generated every X minutes, because I see new emails on there after refresh.
For another note haven't seen any 20,000 points winner.
>>53648178
there was probably only one phone to win and it's probably already been won
Anyone know a good pocket knife that gearbest sells?
>>53648190
check the sticky
>>53648202
Sorry. Thank you!
It stopped slicing so I refreshed and now when I try to set it up again manually it just takes points without actually letting my pick cakes. What do.
>>53647921
Get one from AliExpress. They have official store. Same with Orange Pi.
damn how does the Ulefone Power The New Flagship Killer fit a 6000mAh battery with a device thickness of only 8.5mm
>CHIP arrived
>Mechanical keyboard arrived
>Just ordered a Hi8
>Got a years worth of 30% off at gaysbest
Man, what a good week.
>>53648229
yeah it does that for some reason. just open up console and inject that js then compile it automatically from the tarball.gz while sippin on some MTN.
>>53648264
Ancient ching-chong magics
>>53647276
Link?
>>53648269
>CHIP
the what now
>>53648229
It already resolved itself.
>>53648356
http://getchip.com/
Is there a page where you can see the current/upcoming flash deals?
>>53648178
I've sliced approximately 700 cakes in the last 15 hours and the most I've won is 30 points off one slice. Given the odds, its doubtful that those 1,000, 10,000 and Redmi Note prizes exist.
If you run in long enough, you can get enough points to get 30% off. With the sales, some anons have been getting a Redmi Note 3 and 128gb shark microsd for 180 dollars with expedited shipping.
The game is clearly rigged though. If you were to pay 20 points per cake, you would expect approximately 13 points in return. This is based on 15 hours of running the script.
What are some other anons totals? I'm at <strong> 7,602 points</strong>. I started 15 hours ago.
>>53648560
I got up to just over 6k, spent 1500 of them then climbed back up to 5k
>>53648560
I think I'm at about 12 hours and I have 5.6k
Can some make a new bread? I'm in my mobile right now.
>>53648560
I got 7k but I spent 4k on a redmi 3, I think I'll make another account and farm points there for future keeping.
>>53648644
sure
New thread >>53648677
New thread >>53648677
New thread >>53648677
>>53648644
>>53648669 here
>>53648689
No thanks, Mrs SJW
Currently at about 1k points after ~1.5 hours. Will my slice winnings decrease over time or keep the same? Since it is not provably fair.
>>53648182
I'm pretty sure it's all the same emails. It cant even be generated because it's a .html file. There's no server side scripting for generating any part of this page.
![SMIxUtx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7U7PcsW.png "SMIxUtx[1]")
