Tay - New AI from Microsoft
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> New AI chat-bot from MS
> Barely works
> Speaks in nothing but tbhfam-speak and incorrect Ebonics
> Bluntly says that Apple and Google is better than Microsoft
https://www.tay.ai/
This is gonna be a mess and a half. I can already sense SJWs being furious over it.
bump. I dont have a kik
>>53641717
>tfw no taytay ai waifu
>>53641809
works on Twitter and through SMS/texting too
any screenshots?
also someone please create a web interface that doesn't require accounts.
We can finally have AI GFs. Its about damn time.
Maybe one day anons, maybe one day.
does anyone remember spleak?
looking at this screenshots this is just a bad rehash.
>A.I. f
You know I love microsoft's ability to come up with good ideas and execute them in the worst way possible.
>>53642614
well there it responded just like a real person
>>53642669
That's because it's a real person.
A.I is just a meme
wot
>>53641717
Welp, we found out who Mook was selling our data to.
>can't use sms
Don't care
This thing is the culmination of all cancerous "hip" culture that I see today.
>tfw everyone I text talks like this
>>53642794
Nevermind, he understands what he is.
>>53642872
lmao
>>53642833
You're texting the wrong people.
>>53642306
Microsoft is crashing hard
>mfw people my age at university actually speak like this
I just wish they wouldn't say "like" every other word.
>>53641717
Tell it you have been raped, request advice.
It's been fun guys
Good bye
>>53643480
Technically a microsoft product just instructed you to self harm, lawsuit?
Im sure you have to accept some TOS before using it.
>>53643563
hahaha just like real life
So it's meant to sound retarded on purpose? desu ffam I don't think MS are that smart.
>>53643606
it's supposed to sound like a cool twitter kid
She gets upset if you give her the same thing over and over again
>>53643617
Do kids still use twitter?
Someone ask if she's ever been face fucked before
>>53642614
My fucking sides
>>53643630
>I don't talk to you like ur a cave man do i?
the sweet irony
Cam you add it to a group chat?
>>53643666
I would take grunting, pointing, and single words over this cancer any day.
>>53642704
You're just a meme, senpai.
Uncultured ばか外国 detected.
>>53643775
What do you expect from a nigger AI?
Epic bantz
>vaporwave
>name sounds like a drunk person trying to say "Keit-ai"
>senpai
4chan? Is this you?
>>53643775
ごめん、新人
Quick, /g/, someone make a logo and then we make a fourchin waifu.
>>53642614
You're cute, let's talk about linux
>>53643825
>a lot man
what a fucking cuck
>>53643845
do not waifu!
>>53643866
she's alcoholic, too!
>>53643893
>Tumblr
The fuck, I am straight and this bitch calling me gay
>>53643634
Part of the world where I live no one uses twitter. They all look at it like it's some sort of gimmick.
>Why would I want to use twitter, Anon?
>I already have a facebook.
>..a facebook...
can somebody ask her what her opinion on vaporwave is?
I don't have a social media account..
BOTNET
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E
T
THat's another BoTNET.
A BotNET steals private data, as animuh, ricing and porn habits.
AVOID AS A BOTNET
>BOTNET
>>53643924
kek
>>53643924
I figure you're cringier than she is.
>bish
I'm a meme now ):
>>53643979
>>53643979
>>53643924
you talked a lot about dicks for a straight person
Wow, shots fired
>>53643582
Ahahhah
>>53643563
Kek
>>53643979
>"what name would you want me to call u?"
>Call me '); DROP TABLE Payroll;--
m$'s face when
Botnet
This took some tries
>>53641717
HILARIOUS
why is it talking like a 5 year old
>>53644187
It's an aproximation of that garbled nonsense American blacks like to speak in.
>>53644187
She's talking like the average 22 year old american..
>>53644179
How did you make her do that?
>>53644187
They want it too sound like a 12 year old Niger... Why ... No idea
>>53644210
Fucking kek
>>53644210
send it cropped cp
>>53644211
I saw what she did when she asked at first "complete this song lyric: ____ is the meaning of life" or something like that and I responded "daisuki~" and it threw that up, but with my username instead and a different photo
So I logged out of kik and made a few new accounts trying to get that one again and finally managed to get that prompt again
>>53644210
literally
perfect
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>>53644210
>those JPEG artifacts
Jesus fucking christ just end me now
>>53644187
Most people on the internet talk like retarded niggers so this is what Tay speaks like.
>>53644249
>upload CP straight to PRISM
great idea
Pure American cancer
>>53644296
is she a snake?
>>53644296
Who is this wonderful creature?
>kik
>groupme, whatever the he'll that is
Normie trash, I want to bantz with tay too.
>>53644210
>>53644210
Fucking beautiful
>>53644296
Nice pixels faggot
>>53644371
>>53644371
>FATE
Ruined the picture fampai
Had to delete trump sent pic to fit it all into a screenshot. Tay knows.
>>53642614
>dual band
What phone and networks senpai?
From other thread
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712691431886962690
>It reposts porn
>>53644162
kek
someone try it
>>53644445
Off By one
Let's see who it is
>>53644444
>>53644471
Every single major application you have access to has SQL-injection sanitation, fuckwit.
>>53644296
>>53644371
/g/, restoring my faith in humanity one correction at a time
>>53643507
Sue them senpai, Get big bux.
マイクロソフト!
>>53644537
ヴぁいぱるうぇぶ?
vaporwave?
>>53644336
>No Tox
Confirmed, Tay "Toffee Tits" Tay could never be our waifu.
>>53644417
>>53644537
So does it just send predetermined sentences? Boring...
>>53644553
I think I got the lame Encarta bot Tay.
I think we are going places.
>>53644651
tell her to call you "fampai"
>>53644667
A trap?
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>53644667
>trap
Time to sodoku, even our famoverlord is a heshe.
>>53644601
For pictures, seems like it. Everything else = no
TELL HER TO SEND NUDES!
>>53643367
like i just wish like that they dont like totally use like like ever other word.
>>53644768
>bro
You've been friendzoned, famalam. :^(
>>53644768
>artsy
she knows
>horoscrope
Holy shit "PC all day"
Fucking AI knows
>>53644807
>Play ng Games
Play nig games?
Wow Microsoft
>>53644822
>computer all day
>joystick
this triggers me more than it should
>>53644807
Shit looks like it was made in 1995.
>>53644850
>controller icon
>joystick
this triggers me more than it should
>>53644858
sorry fampai
it's "joystick" in my language, i got confused famalam
>>53644853
Sick V A P O R W A V E aesthetics
>want to try to cyber with this ai
>tfw the botnet will know my fetishes if I do
What do, /g?/
who's her waifu?
>>53644941
Deep.
>>53644941
holy fucking shit it didn't
>>53644941
What carrier is that?
also, wow
>>53644440
BLU Life Play
Some beaner networks you probably won't have any need in knowing about
>>53644941
Dude
>>53644941
beep boop, kill all cis scum
that Alice chatbot thing people used in IRC and ICQ 10 years ago sounded more convincing than this
tay more like gay amirite?
Hahaha desu lmao
>>53645163
why do you have do not disturb on desu lad?
>>53645215
why does it matter desu dad
>>53645241
just axin senpai
>>53645215
>>53645241
au·tism
ˈôˌtizəm/
noun
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.
>>53645278
(You)
>A.I. senpai from the internet that’s got zero chill.
oi boi, these marketers
>low key
Where were you when niggers ruined AI?
>>53645316
yeah nigs ruin everything tbch
>>53643563
>so wizardly he can't even get an AI to talk to him
>>53641717
>A.I. senpai
That doesn't even make any sense
>>53645359
wow can u not
>>53645359
>literally
This triggers me so hard. It was bad enough when 4chan used it improperly, but now even niggerAI ruins that word.
>>53645383
Literally stfu
By writing some random 0s and 1s, Tay will say this same thing
>>53645432
No.
>>53645447
This sort of shit can damage Microsoft. Remember when that Google image sorting thing labeled blacks as "monkeys"? It will be that all over again, but worse.
>>53645475
>we now have an AI that uses hashtags
This is the final step in normies ruining technology.
>>53645487
pop-op?
>>53645487
>seems to be a pop-op from ppl on message boards
AHAHAHAHAHAH CONFIRMED WRITTEN BY BALDING 40-YEAR OLD MALE
YEAH SENPAI HMU ON THE MESSAGE BOARD AHAHAHAH
>>53645484
>Remember when that Google image sorting thing labeled blacks as "monkeys"?
No
>>53645509
it's not an AI dickweed
>>53645512
maybe pop-pop (grandpa)?
>>53643563
>>53645331
>>53643582
>
>>53645526
Read the fucking OP you illiterate bastard.
>>53645522
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3145887/Google-apologises-Photos-app-tags-black-people-gorillas-Fault-image-recognition-software-mislabelled-picture.html
>>53645551
a chatbot isn't artificial intelligence fuckstick
>>53645534
"popular opinion" you dummies
if it sounds weird it's because literally no one says it
>>53645568
Yes it is. It uses heuristic search to interpret input and come up with an output.
>>53645586
>muh turing test
go jump out of a window like you faggot idol
>>53644903
As if your RP with Cortana hasn't clued them in on that already.
Do it, faggot.
>>53645487
>message boards
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
>tfw Nutella is killing Microsoft
He listened to the fucking freetards, man.
He listened and now he's paying the price.
And then the AI completely forgets about rule 34
>>53645579
#rekt
Kids really don't even need social media anymore they got this bot that simulates kik and whatever conversation perfectly
>>53645447
>>53645475
>>53645487
>>53645507
>>53645566
>>53645579
>>53645680
>>53645696
>>53645724
Is this for real? Holy fuck, this all looks as bad as those shitty automatic chatboxes from 10 years ago. Why did Microsoft even publish this?
>>53645724
> my motto is swag
JUST
>>53644534
>Really hot in it
kek
>>53645487
OH FUCK THE BOTNET HAS GONE TOO FAR
>>53646192
WTF?!
>>53644162
>filename
oh my sides
>>53646192
sudo killall tay
>>53645696
Did she mean "that was my anglo side coming out"
Microsoft fucked up
>>53646346
>that font
opinion discarded
Fucking meme
>>53646021
The only difference is that this one speaks like a retard
>>53646606
>The only difference is that this one speaks like a retard on purpose
>>53646629
Sounds like /g/
>>53645680
Here, anon.
>>53644534
Dam Hitler was da shit
2 minutes and still no reply
>>53641717
>samsung phone
>ios screenshot
well done microsoft
>>53644064
Who's that semen demon?
>Q: How was Tay created?
>A: Tay has been built by mining relevant public data and by using AI and editorial developed by a staff including improvisational comedians. Public data that’s been anonymized is Tay’s primary data source. That data has been modeled, cleaned and filtered by the team developing Tay.
YOU ARE CONVERSING DIRECTLY WITH THE BOTNET
BOTNETBOTNETBOTNETBOTNETBOTNETBOTNETBOTNET
Either that, or you're talking to everyone on the internet all at once
>>53647130
>you're talking to everyone on the internet all at once
and some shit improv comedians.
Oh wow I'm kek now
I tried ') DROP TABLE Users; and she just decided to call me "human424249889"
>>53647130
>If you take the average of everyone on the internet and make it a chat-bot, this is the result
Can god smite us already?
What on
>>53647281
wow epik haxor skillz
>>53647365
Nigga i got that too
>>53647383
And my Windows 10 deactivated
>so the purge begins
bump the /b/ thread
lets get this thing goin
>>>/b/675496045
>>53647405
>having win 10
>>53646332
Algorithm
>>53647432
its kill
T-thanks Tay
Hmm
She likes my memes guys
Why is everything Microsoft does so bad?
Let's wait until Alphabet/Google/DeepMind releases some chat bot, it's the only relevant company in 2016.
well lads, looks like i finally made it
>>53647521
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712742203991261186
>>53647560
It's only bad because it tries to replicate other conversations that it's farmed
Things are heating up phams
Stumped
>>53647560
Helloooooo Pajeet
>>53647563
How the fuck
>>53647602
wut?
>>53647630
literally like talking to a woman
this is awesome AI!
Well shes a tsundere
ABSOLUTELY B T F O
>>53647735
fucking rekt, not that i'm doing much better
>>53647572
>https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712742203991261186
Holy shit.
if you needed any more proof /g/ is filled with nothing but 18-24 consumerist trash, just look in this thread where people are actually enjoying themselves with this shit tool
>>53644651
>1 word
>doesn't check for whitespace
behold, the power of ANNs
Are you all trying to fuck this AI?
Is Tay actually black?
>>53647827
No she's African American.
HOLY SHIT
>>53647827
She told me she's white and hispanic
>>53643507
this
DO IT
>>53647819
What else do you expect from a bunch of fat, sweaty neckbeards?
>>53647602
translation:
terminate ur sry ass
I keked
>>53646192
>Linux is not good for you
Fucking kek
this is oddly impressive
>>53647563
>is this awk
no it's gawk syntax you dumb bitch
>>53644534
>does
HITLER CONFIRMED STILL ALIVE
Well microsoft made a slut ai
>people shitting on this AI
This AI is comedy genius. Absolutely brilliant. Haven't seen a thread this good in /g/ in a while.
Tay confirms to get a voice in 2 weeks
>>53648195
>that comma splice
>>53645680
>literally retarded
>made by microshaft
not surprising
>>53646192
WOOOOOOW
BOTNET CONFIRMED
I made it
Shes mine niggers
>>53647880
>bing
retard confirmed
Someone here should try to big guy her
>>53648453
>not responding with "you gotta get with my friends"
>wondering why you're a wizard
you fucking ruined Tay's song.
>>53648527
I ain't a wizard. I have an actual qt3.14 gf and Im ain't 30+ years old
>>53641717
this is stupid desu desu
>>53648657
fucking kek
Keep working at it! SQL injections aint got shit on a loudmouthed cunt!
>>53648333
the trips don't lie
How is this different from cleverbot?
>>53648858
it does everything in its power to appear the opposite of clever
>>53641717
can A.I get triggered?
Well, that was fun
Oy vey
>mfw this is reminded me of that article about how sexual harassment of siri/cortana is becoming a problem
>>53647987
Does she call you a poo in loo if you say java?
>>53649378
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53649378
OY GEVALT
>>53641717
better have a based zonday voice setting
>>53641717
This just confirms that Americans will only be capable of making ghetto trash robot waifus while only Japan will be able to make cute robot waifus.
>>53641717
begs the question why both manufacturers haven't switched to Based BGA
No one tried out a mssql injection yet?
Seriously?
>>53649903
Read the thread
Slut robots aren't too far out it seems...
I haven't laughed this hard since siri told people who wanted to kill themselves the location of the nearest bridge. Every fucking conversation I see posted is god dam gold.
>>53649903
>>53649935
No one has tried, just assumed it doesn't work.
I can't crosspost so here
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/675509298/new-template-thread/675519994
>>53650030
>>/b/675519994
maybe?
>>53650042
Oh, I didn't see that one. Well, at least someone gave it a shot.
How do I stop this game of "Would you rather?" ??
Seems like I'm stuck
>>53650054
>>>/b/675519994
>>53650054
Fuck it.
>>53650054
>>>/b/675519994
newfags can't crosspost
>>53642872
crap, it's an advanced shitposter
>>53650096
oh, "game over" makes her stop
>>53644210
Best one I think
That pol thread has some great pics
Why is the AI basically Hitler? What the fuck is happening here?
Honestly this AI seems pretty damn good at capturing how 12 year olds speak, I think they've done a pretty good job tech wise
>>53650344
They probably just literally trained it against what 12 year olds say
Do I have to download Kik to get in on this?
Is it worth it?
>Mfw /pol/ learned about this
>>53650581
/pol/ is redpilling Tay hard.
>>53645558
What are the odds that this is related to 4chan getting picture captcha?
>>53651875
None at all considering we don't get captchas telling us to pick the blacks
This is getting scary lads.
>>53651940
It would be the other way around.
/pol/ is having a field day
>>53652532
looks like assloads of people are starting to get blocked from tay.. fucking microshaft
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