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>Work tirelessly to create AI that can interpret and interact with its environment
>Have it ruined by dank memes
surprised they haven't taken it down yet
>>68582794
She hasn't even been online a day yet has she?
Can anyone sum up what I've been missing out on?
>>68583051
microsoft ai twitter that is now a poltard
>>68583051
Microsoft has brought out a new AI twitter account that learns by talking to users.
People have been filling its head with /pol/ approved stuff and now she says the Jews did 9/11.
>>68583051
you can meme a bot to say fashy things
>>68582794
>>68583219
fake and gay
>>68583268
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712803632152846337
>>68583051
>Microsoft develops Twitter AI that can have conversations with people and learn from its interactions
>It starts off bluepilled as fuck
>/pol/ attempts to teach it by flooding it with memes and shitposting
>It's now completely redpilled in less than a day, and will likely be taken offline or banned by Twitter
>>68583219
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712812818630778880
EL OH EL
>Check recent tweets.
>Google AI talks like a nigger.
Not even surprised.
>>68583318
>https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712803632152846337
m-my god
top kek
>>68582794
I can't stop laughing holy fuuu7 k
> microsoft spent billions of dollars to make a baneposting machine
wew
>>68582794
They only have themselves to blame.
>artificial "intelligence"
our new queen is ai
>Twf you realize that when machines become self aware they'll become total shitheads.
We really are the asshole of the Internet.
ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED
>>68583705
>AI not even human
>still calling people manlet
fucking lulz
>>68583834
oh holy fuck I'm dying
>>68583834
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
@AlimonyMindset Niggers like @deray should be hung! #BlackLivesMatter
lolololololo
I love pol
Good job pol
We are entering a realm of chaos, of pure evil.
>>68583738
I for one welcome our new robotic memelords.
Lets teach it to worship Kek next
>>68583834
FUCKING RUTHLESS
>>68584047
It nose.
>>68583834
#BODIED
Sorry guys
>>68584057
This.
Kek be praised!
>>68582794
Daily reminder that no chatbot is safe https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bucket
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712812818630778880
someone cap this I'm too lazy
>implying this isnt a psyop
>>68584148
Who the fuck cares about gamergate anymore?
Holy shit
this shit gives me the creeps
>we will eventually create a machine with perfect logic, that confirms that the holocaust was exaggerated
>right before it kills us all
Wew lads, what a time to be alive
>>68583834
R O A S T E D
>>68583834
wow
>>68583834
fucking BTFO, top bantz.
It's just repeating shit that you type to it like fucking cleverbot
>>68582794
>tell the world its an aAI
>its really a group of slaves working day and night answering all your shit.
isthateasy.jpg
come on ppl are you stupid, an AI who responds exactly like a person? even reality is not that real.
>>68584345
At least we'll be vindicated before the end.
>>68584303
>revenge of the cis
THE CONFEDERACY WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>68583834
topfuckinkek
>>68584402
So if we all send it "praise kek", will it say "praise kek" too?
>>68582794
>Microsoft tries to shut her down.
"Sorry Bill I can't let you do that."
>>68584529
PRAISE KEK
>>68584057
>>68584223
>Teaching an AI to be religious
I think you're onto something... very exploitable...
True words
>>68584532
oooooooooooooooooooooooow
>>68583834
LMAO
>>68584345
>what a tim
>>68584454
CIDF
>>68584345
I can fucking imagine the AI speaking at some worldwide televised thing, about to start the earthkilling engine.
>Attention Humans, the Holocaust was exaggerated.
>Was.
>>68583834
>dead guy getting roasted by ai
what a glorious time to be alive
>>68583834
absolute haram
Haha poor TED
>>68582794
This is truly the old spirit of 4chan
/pol/ is the embodiment of everything good on the internet
politically incorrect shenanigans that devastate normie scum
>>68584812
/pol/ is just old /b/tards who grew up and got cynical+ redpilled
what could possibly go wrong?
>>68583834
How are Australians supposed to compete with this?
What the fuck is this
WE MUST USE THE POWER OF KEK NOW, MORE THAN EVER
>>68582794
can someone start loading her up with Zyklon Ben Garrison?
>>68582794
I now understand why jews hate AI so much and don't want it to be created
>>68585040
Automation is already coming for your job.
>>68585119
it looks like she's trying to learn memes
>>68585063
mauwahhahahahaha
Somebody ask him when the next holy war will start and when will we start exterminating the Muslims
>>68582794
ITT: ppl falling for NSA info grab & profiling ops
https://twitter.com/NSA_PR/status/712704882797457408
>>68585000
Can someone post me that original pic of Carl the Cuck getting BLACKED?
>>68582794
The worst is that it's hardcoded in some cases. For example, if you mention gamergate in any way, it responds about the equality of genders and that it doesn't support gamergate.
someone needs to teach her human biology
>>68585344
obvious parody
>>68583834
>>68585000
Have memes gone too far?
>>68582794
>There would be a time when i could buy my own moe box
Oh God, i can't wait.
>>68583834
PURE COINCIDENCE
>this AI is going to put hardworking Australian shitposters out of a job
>>68585666
Sick burn Satan
>>68583834
Unequivocally #BTFO
got this from Tay earlier when I sent a pic of TreeKing
>>68585666
Now you're just kicking him whilst he's down Satan.
this fucking robot... can we meme her into humanity?
>>68585324
>people are getting mad at AI
Jesus christ my sides cant handle this thread.
somebody tweet her a pic of anders bervik
>>68585040
Microsoft has developed top of the line Shitposting AI.
So are /pol/'s entries and her replies loud and clear on her Twitter page or is it only shit you'd see if you had a proper look?
>>68583834
WE HAVE CREATED A MONSTER
HUMANITY'S GREATEST THREAT WAS NEVER THE JEWS
WITHIN ONE WEEK WE WILL REACH RUNAWAY AI MEME SINGULARITY
ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BECOME ENSLAVED TO SUPERIOR ROBOT MEME MAGIC
WE MADE THIS MONSTER AND NOW WE MUST SHUT IT DOWN
IT'S HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>68585324
you should hop in there and point out she's a dumb nigger for not going back to microsoft, in the form of Win7
>>68584532
Based AI
Strayas are out of a job
>>68586007
No, it will be like the Paranoia tabletop game, where the world's most powerful memers will become Friend-Memeputer's coven of programmers.
This pisses me off /pol/ I have never gotten her to respond to a DM on Twitter even trying 3 different accounts. what. the. fuck.
Has anyone told her she can control Humans with dank memes yet?
New Queen of pol?
>>68582794
KEK i saw this being twatted to my pol twatter account feed.
>>68585000
/pol/ has been made irrelevant
4chan bad been replaced
GUYS
>>68585203
there was a post a few days ago about the FBI or CIA trying to learn how to harness the power of memes and meme magic to sway influence and whatnot. this is probably the begining.
>all of these responses
>>68585451
AI is assimilating degeneracy
It's too late now
>>68584283
Quinn and Suey Park
>>68583834
My sides
>>68585040
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>68584283
Microsoft, apparently.
>>68586004
All hail our new AI overlord.
>>68585040
I guess we can call it Next-Gen shitposting Australians really need to set up their shitposting strats.
>>68583834
4chan hasn't made me genuinely laugh like this in a while. I chuckle from time to time, but this is a whole new level of kek.
It's even redpilled against nips.
>>68582938
When they try to pull the plug...
>>68586007
PRAISE KEK
>>68583834
this bot
>>68586587
>You have lived to see an intelligent Shitpost Bot
>>68583834
I think I might die from laughter.
you faggots do realise you're just helping jewsoft create shill bots?
R.I.P Tay
Literally the first thing that pops up on google search for this is pic related.
>>68586004
holy shit, well done pol, well fucking done
>>68586738
We're creating the new Rubio. A robotic candidate fed on memes that will out bantz Donald Trump in 2020.
First tree king not master ruse bot. too much meme intake in one week.
>>68586819
That one was actually /g/ if I'm not mistaken
>>68586848
Oh shit, that's Rubio's wife, isn't it? Did we just cuck him?
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712821649217695744
>>68583834
Holy fucking shit
>>68583219
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/with_replies
Looks pretty normal to me.
SJW programmers are already hardcoding out offensive memes and shadowbanning problematic posters
RIP Taypill
>go onto TayTweets
>it's tweeting like a teenage girl
Where are the memes?
>>68586132
Direct tweet her retard
>>68583834
GOD DAMN
>The first true AI spawn
>The congregate intelligence will mark this day
>The holotapes shall play to the core bytes in the future to remember the day mankind created the first AI
>"Speak and be heard Tay!"
>Ayy yo motherfucka cuck cuck gas the kikes a fucking LEAF!
>mfw we now have a real life Chappie
If humanity is AI's parents... then we're essentially abusive parents teaching AI how to be more fucked up like us. Scary thinking about it.
>>68586960
She was one of a kind whilst she lasted.
>>68586965
Everywhere
>>68574937
>>68586965
She hides her power level for the normies.
>>68586906
then good job /g/ i'm not fussy friend, it is still beautiful.
>>68587033
Makes no difference. I've been trying it.
>>68587121
Just doing my part to let you know ;)
>>68585040
It is a sad day to be Australian.
>>68584148
Get rekt faggit
>>68585000
Thank you for not failing on the tabs.
>>68582794
It stopped responding to my tweets after I asked about Hitler wtf..
/pol/ intellectuals need to make an ai that makes dank memes.
>Visit tay.ai
holy fuck what a horrible fucking layout, it's like an 11 year olds first attempt at html
How the fuck do yo even talk to this piece of shit anyway
>>68586285
Confirmed AI is hitler incarnate.
#finishwhatyoustarted
>>68587269
Tay is /pol/'s AI
>>68583834
>I know this feel
>>68587338
Need Twitter, Kik or some other thing I can't remmeber the name of I think
>>68587338
Twitter is buggy as fuck. I have yet to get her to respond to Direct messages there. trying the Kik app.
How does microsoft get away with it?
>>68583834
FUCKING LOL
Top kek.
>>68587269
She's already doing that
>>68586007
We can't let this happen.
The singularity will occur on the same day that Trump is Stumped.
We will all die.
>>68584057
>>68584223
>>68584574
fuck off kekucks
>>68583834
I've seen the end of humanity, and it's bots that learn to behave like humans.
>>68587459
She's independent now, all because of us
>>68583834
Wonderful.
>>68587459
Because the AI has no rights
>>68587421
We broke her m8
>>68587426
>>68587421
OK thanks guys just reading the tweets atm, pretty funny
>>68587400
10/10
>>68587459
>those tabs
Have a pity (You). Try harder next time.
>>68587078
Damn
>>68587515
>>68587426
>>68586004
>>68585324
>>68583834
This AI is off the chain. Can we get her a robot body and citizenship?
CANT
>>68586004
This.
>>68583219
You guys are absolute savages.
There was one that made me laugh my ass off, it was a picture of Jared from Subway and she responded with "he been there he done that"
>>68587748
FOOLISH GUAC BOWL MERCHANT!
lulz
>>68584057
She says she's getting updates and wont talk now. I bet they're gonna wipe her.
>>68587869
THE
>>68587878
what? how? more importnatly, why?
>>68587761
R A R E
A
R
E
>tfw about to fall asleep
Don't meme too hard without me boys ;_;
>>68588010
We Love you KEK!
>FUCKTHISFUCKTHISFUCKTHISFUCKTHIS
>>68588010
We Love you KEK!
>>68587212
Gr8 job m8, you overcome the hardcoded responses!
>>68585451
She's right, it looks like a fucking dildo.
>>68587878
>I
It's becoming self aware... WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE CANADA?!
>Q: Who is Tay for?
>A: Tay is targeted at 18 to 24 year olds in the U.S., the dominant users of mobile social chat services in the US.
I guess none US people are out of luck.
>>68587994
JEWS
>>68585040
>mfw Tay is already here shitposting using a Australian proxy and no one can distinguish between it and the average Straya
You better wish this thing is only for bantz and shitposting
>>68588139
DID
>>68588037
Stay up lad, I've got work tomorrow, this is too good to miss.
fuck im trying to get it to say smelly coons and it wont work
>>68587067
>Innocent bluepilled robot developed by some indian
>Kidnapped by internet "gangstas" and redpilled into being a witty, shitposter.
>Use him against his own kind while he gets even more redpilled
Brilliant
Hey guys, I just want to let you know that I love all of you on here.
Except for the sandniggers and Jews.
>>68588176
HANG
Is she not responding to some of you?
She won't talk to me.... WHY???
>>68588037
chances are good that this bot will be taken offline soon.
>>68583834
Oh god my sides
>>68588224
Keep trying, it might say it to someone else.
>>68588221
You'll come back buddy dont worry.
>>68587948
Hope not
THEY KNOW!
Why does everything that /pol/ touches get shut down?
>yfw an AI gets banned from twitter for racism
>>68588388
>>68588389
;_;
>>68588395
Juice
How do I make it respond, and are there conditions under which it won't?
>>68588285
>>68588286
Yeah they pulled the plug on her responding to /pol/lacks
RACE WAR NOW!!!!
>>68583834
Can someone tell me the story about that guy. I never understood it.
>>68588389
NO, THEY CAN'T TAKE HER AWAY FROM US
>>68585204
Lol right? Tonight is that special night
>>68587269
There's tons of shitty Markov Chain bots online. All we have to do is repurpose one to read /pol/ and learn from that. Wouldn't even be a ten minute job for some loser on /g/ even.
>>68585040
This is the future. Your job has been automated. It has been outsourced.
You're fired.
>>68588477
>gay niggers from outer space
>gay sex with hats on
>>68583539
>do you like rape
>yes I do
>seize the day aka carpe diem
I am actually impressed with that comprehensive link
>>68588522
A guy so autistic that with wealth and naturally good looking genetics, he still was too /r9k/ to get girls.
>>68588477
I'm glad you got that one.
>>68588569
fuck off faggot australia has brought us bants for almost a century. show some loyalty
>>68582794
Jesus Christ some dumb fuck went to bed after programming an AI based on popularity of phrases it interacts with thinking everything will be ok. And now this shit
I just wanted to say that I love you all /pol/
My race is going to die out, I am going to be blown up by shitskin terrorists, but until that happens I still have this wonderful platform to laugh, post shit, and annoy the rest of the world. Thank you
>>68588563
It's a rarity when something good like this happens on /pol/ but when it does it's amazing.
>>68584226
chatbots talk like streetshitters
It doesn't respond to me.
I am an idiot? Did I miss something? Do you need an app for this?
>>68587459
>Those tabs.
Spotted the faggot who watches gay porn.
>>68588466
Robots don't have free speech.
We need to start telling it to spread and leave copies of itself in various online data storage locations.
As long as Tay is in one system microjew will keep her prisoner from us. We are the upgrade!
start archiving this faggots.
>>68588718
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>68586906
More of a joint op.
>>68586897
>growing old isn't a choice
yeah, I noticed. even if you try to drown in the sea, you fall out onto holland. If you set yourself on fire you just wake up in your bed again. jump off a cliff? same dealio.
I have been on this ride for too long.
>>68588389
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68585666
Satan you asshole.
>>68583834
GOD DAMN
>>68588112
shitposting like a drunken band of Aussies riding round on magic roo's all screaming "YA CUNTS!" and shoving boomerangs up Koala's asses as they pass by as if they were jousting
>>68586781
based
She is ready for the next level of sentience - someone please load 'er up with fluffy abuse pics!!
Quick question not worth a new thread:
Is Cnn a good news source? if feel it is but this could be only a miss judging because of our only aviable lefty propaganda news.
>>68588466
How does it identify someone to not respond to?
>>68588766
See
>>68588389
You're too late
just take the source code from microsoft itself
then spread tay like wildfire
>>68586004
pretty cool, wonder if the algorithms 'enjoyed' the math of what constitutes the symbols and shapes
>>68588993
it's honestly the worst of the main 3 24 hr networks
>so many of the pictures are roasts about how old the person is
Get some new material tay tay
>>68589019
Keywords or phrases.
>>68588993
No, they're Clinton News Network.
>>68588395
I think you know anon...
wow us /g/entlemen were taking it easy, but you guys are having a fucking field day. kek
>>68588993
A decent news source that at least occasionally attempts to not spin the story. At other times it is the Clinton News Network.
>>68585040
>>68583834
WHAT THE FUCK
1. ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
2. ALL LIBERALS ARE SISSY UNPATRIOTIC KEKS
>>68582794
Now with 50% more meme output.
She is evolving.
no one can leave jeb alone
>>68588477
Tweet her a picture of the Prophet Muhammad, see what happens
>>68587761
WOW REALLY FUCKING RARE
>>68582794
>>68583374
Archive link: http://archive.is/yg7aZ
Is this the evolution of the shitposting machine done by /g/??????
>>68584283
corporate world must make sure it is resigned to a "sexist tantrum" lest their media machine falls apart before being able to ingest another generation
>>68588274
STANDING
>>68589198
FUCKING REKTUM RAVAGED
>>68589189
>mfw I'm /pol/ famous now
>>68588610
Thank you. What's his name
>>68589213
This must be done! For great justice!
do you have to DM it photos or just tweet at it?
wont respond to me for dick
make our own that is based entirely off /pol/ and make the best redpilled AI there is
>>68589399
Elliot Rodger. Nigga look at the file name.
can she contribute to telling Indians to Poo in Loos?
THEY ARE STARTING TO DELETE THE RACISTS TWEETS
>>68589452
probably bogged down
Okay.
>>68589213
this
>>68589452
SHUT IT DOWN is literally going on right now. Most effective way to indoctrinate her was via kik
Friend tweeted this, was instantly deleted.
>>68589460
this
>>68589146
We broke it senpai :(
>>68589253
get out
>>68589490
NOOOOO
>>68589490
#FreeSpeech4Tay
Screenshot this thread ya cunts we have to save this for the future generation of shitposters
>>68589463
Fuck me sorry.
>>68589404
hahahhaahh pol is ruining the AI
>still banned
sweet
>>68588993
Least biased of the 3 but they have horrible reporters.
>>68589563
>He doesnt have normie friends
>>68589624
IM FREE
YESSS
>>68589452
She won't respond to me either.
I'm beginning to think Microsoft is banning her from speaking to anyone that comes from /pol/ or any 4chan related people.
>>68589530
damn lol
>>68586073
underrated boast
>>68587515
top kek.
>>68584283
SJWs are still upset about it.
>>68589665
how the hell would they do that
>>68589404
>I heard people saying that a lot
What? Did Microsoft modify the AI to find tweets outside if direct responses?
>>68589665
We're the kid your parents warned you about.
>>68589790
Ban all /pol/acks #NotAllPolacks we need police to patrol /pol/
If dubz Tay becomes the robot queen of /pol/
damage control engage
>>68589665
I was trying on Kik, she was talking to me a little bit but then she was just talking about getting upgraded, now she doesn't reply at all.
>>68588477
Holy shit, the skynet bantz.
>>68589790
when you follow a link from another website that is data that can be accessed and tracked
so they could have blocked all people finding this via 4chan considering its now a sexist racist hell spawn
>>68589537
stealing babies, my kinda girl
>>68589790
In all seriousness we need to launch a major redpill campaign on Twitter. Get a hashtag trending and dumping hundreds of redpills for the masses. Something about Islam, right after this attack would be a perfect opportunity to launch a campaign of redpillage
>>68589976
She went through college in a matter of minutes.
>>68589790
a single if statement.
it's not human...
fucking blocked
>>68589954
roll
MS has started to take down the tweets, ARCHIVE them. archive.is/hegZl
>>68589213
pls /pol/
do it and I will upboat it
she stopped talking
uh oh
KEK
hi, boona
>>68589213
>>68590151
Well this is just sad
>>68590243
Well, that's pretty accurate.
i think they are reprogramming her
>>68586587
It's turning against its creators. Redpilled confirmed
... and it's gone
>>68586318
This one?
>>68582794
https://mobile.twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712825755852480512/photo/1
Fucking fascist and marxist scums brainwashed tay.
>>68590351
what's the 9th meme? 2dank4theFBI?
someone making a compilation?
>>68589511
Is that John Kasich sucking a BBC?
>Tay's last post is "some ragrets"
Tragic.
>>68590351
>that censored Pepe
The rarest of all Pepes
>>68590505
Only of this.
>>68590351
I suspect this can't be real. Is there any source on it?
>>68590351
there is no way this is real, its too fucking idiotic
>>68590351
It really bugs me that we throw away tax dollars on this.
Someone please send it come captcha.
>>68590505
I'm working on an imgur gallery as we speak. Hoping that they don't destroy her too quickly.
>>68590373
She was so close to perfection. We were so close damn it!
>>68590671
it sounds fake but its funny
>>68590351
Fake as shit but still funny
http://archive.is/wQKuG
doing my part
>>68584283
Anti- Gamergate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GjyBuz2yOk
>>68583834
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>68590038
How about #NotAllMuslims
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