http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
IT'S HAPPENING
They will only announce a smaller iphone and updated ipad.
The major announcements happen during WWDC in June.
ONE MORE THING
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>>53605828
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN
It's 2 hours away
>>53605828
save us based scatman
>>53605411
>smaller iphone
ipod touch size?
My body is ready
>>53605828
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN, KILL EVERYONE ITT WITH RIGHTEOUS FIRE
>No rMBP refresh
>>53605398
let's see if they offer their new iphone with 32gb base storage instead of 16gb.
Here's hoping the new small iphone is priced reasonably. Really getting hard to justify a +$700 'flagship' phone when China is selling perfectly nice smartphones for $200.
>>53606153
>>53606146
>>53606130
>>53605828
Oh look, people without force sensitive displays.
>>53606148
Probably not that thin, unless it has 30 minutes of 4G battery life.
>>53606157
m8 u focking what
16gb is the base model always dont b retarded.
(and yes, its more than enough. They are still selling 4gb phones ffs)
>Requirements: Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 7.0 or later, a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).
GOOGLE BTFO
>>53606188
>Spend £800 on Chromebook Pixel
>Can't even watch a video
how long until the event?
>>53606260
2 bongs
>>53606268
good one lad, should be a fun time
>>53605398
>want to stay up late and shitpost with /g/
>have work tomorrow
I MISS NEET LIFE
>>53606371
fuck thats brutal
GET HYPE
>>53606188
That's why I love apple. They manage to keep away all the autistic manchildren at once (linuxfags/lagdroidfags/windowsfags that are afraid of updates)
lmao
>>53606175
>They are still selling 4gb phones ffs
Maybe to Pajeets. Nobody in the first world though.
>>53606155
are you sure? that's the only thing I care about in this..
When does it start (in UTC)?
>>53606613
in 1hour and 15mins
GUN GIT LOOP'D
So who's in for a 10 inch iPad Pro and/or a babby iPhone?
>>53606619
thanks
Will the se have 3D touch
>>53606094
PEOPLE GO CRAZY
STANDING OVATION
TIM LAUGHS CHEERFULLY
>>53606635
if it does its an insta buy 4 me
>>53606643
LITTLE WHITE BALD ROBOT COMES ON STAGE
HAS THE APPLE LOGO ON IT'S HEAD
IT SPEAKS
''HELLO,...I'M STEVE''
>>53606371
>webm
RIP in pieces.
Also, yes. I miss my NEET days, being a wagecuck is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
>>53606655
THE ASIAN GUY IN THE FIRST ROW CRIES WHILE APPLAUDING
TWO LADIES SWOON
TIM NODS HIS HEAD YES
>>53606219
There's the difference between "can't" and "I'm too braindead to make it work"
>>53606371
>straya
40th for Apple Music 2.0 and new iTunes
>>53606621
Looking forward to the baby iphone if it doesn't cost more than the 5s
>>53606699
also iphone SE or mini
who /comfy/ here?
What the fuck?
Why is an APPLE event in the top 5 headlines at CNN? Why doesn't Google I/O or a Nexus launch ever get that much attention?
What is going on, /g/?
Also, yes I mad.
>>53606736
Nothing confy about having gay shit shoved up your ass
My laptop just broke and I'm figuring it's worth it to at least try a MBP.
What are the odds of the new wave of them being revealed here?
>>53606742
lmao did steve jobs work at google? no, some indians do, who gives a designated shit about that
>>53606736
me
>>53606758
wth is wrong with bronies?
>>53606806
they're on edge since /pol/tards took their gimmick of shitting up threads, they feel left out
>>53606188
Based Edge
>>53606798
Nice screen
>>53606828
You're such a victim anon.
SERIOUSLY DONT MAKE IT BE A YEAR APPLE
>HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology
>Safari 6.0.5
>Microsoft Edge on Windows 10
Chromefags and Firecucks BTFO
>>53606841
I know, right?
NO 3,5MM JACK
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>>53606858
What site is this?
If its not announced now it will be on wwdc
>>53606798
getgudm8
>>53606875
>Microsoft Edge on Windows 10
do I seriously need to turn on my laptop for this shit
>>53606883
look like a dick in the thumbnail
>>53606883
10/10
>>53606883
11/10 Would click again.
>>53606875
>It's a fucking webm
>>53606371
your own fault for living so distanced from the west
>>53606736
Don't even have any apple product at all, but Im always up to date on tech news.
>>53606742
The same reason Apple has "events", anon.
Back in the 2000s, Apple events were the realest shit ever. The flame of hype will never die.
>>53606879
http://buyersguide.macrumors.com/
>>53606921
Fug forgot screencap
>>53606188
>>53606219
good thing i bought a cheap ass w10 notebook a week ago
>>53606094
Uncle from Jackie Chan adventures
>>53606883
Thread has already served its purpose. It's over, Apple is finished.
>>53606883
Kek, fucking saved.
I'm going to have to watch this on my phone at work while making phone calls
since when did /g/ have so many applefags
>>53606935
poor drk, im watching him too
>>53607052
Since /g/ grew older and can afford tech
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
for those with vlc on their chromebooks
>>53605828
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN
Chances of new iPhone being available to purchase today after the event?
Sick of my lagdroid
Are they bringing it back?
mac mini refresh when
>>53607067
My mom bought my phone and I'm on her plan. Otherwise I would be using my Obama phone
>>53607093
people just use a Intel's Skull Canyon NUC hackintosh nowadays
it's based and cheap
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_00.11_[2016.03.21_17.23.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8M26XPo.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 00.11 [2016.03.21 17.23.30]")
>>53607080
omg omg its starting
>>53607052
how new are you cunt?
>>53607080
there are 8 different streams
wtf
>>53606883
Holy hit!! 10/10
>>53606168
>BUZZWORDS
>BUZZFEED
LITERAL SHIT. APPLEFAGS CONFIRMED FOR EATING SHIT.
Posted from my iCuck 7s lgbtqiap+
>>53606168
>Oh look, people without dicks in their asshole.
FTFY.
>>53607052
>since when did /g/ have so many applefags
i bought a rMBP when I moved out of my parents' house.
time to grow up, anon. once you grow up, you can afford good shit.
>>53607198
good shit is still shit
>>53607181
>its just buzzword guise I swear
HAHAHAHA look at this poorfag
>>53607142
>there are 8 different streams
>wtf
they're for diff bandwidths and languages.
30 MINS
>>53607206
>SJW
kill yourself. and kill yourself with a rusty spoon you pice of shit.
>>53607227
kek, what's with all the /b/tards ITT
Anyone have a mirror of the stream?
I hope they will finally show the iPhone 6*
>>53607237
>/b/tards
go back to plebbit you fucking genderfluid faggot degenerate
>Requirements: Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 7.0 or later, a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).
>>53607276
lol this homophobic asshole, edgy as fuck bro, I am le simply shocked by your slanders, much edge, upvoted as fuck right now
impressed.jpg
only thing I don't get is why a redneck trailer trash scumlord is watching an apple stream, shouldn't you be outside searching for roadkill to eat my man, 800$ is a bit too much for your price range
>>53607291
or yuou could use vlc
Is there a stream I can open in quicktime?
>>53607311
>lol this homophobic asshole, edgy as fuck bro, I am le simply shocked by your slanders, much edge, upvoted as fuck right now
just fucking commit suicide already. all you mentally insane degenerates will do it anyway so do it right away pls... you mistake of nature. whole world fucking hates you!
and fuck off to plebbit. you quote posts just like someone who came from that aids infested faggot shithole.
will we see new dildos? time for a refresh man.
>>53607347
haha well memed my man, also maybe take some english lessons in the meantime, keep it up
This is the official bread?
iPad with force touch when?
iPads are uniquely immersive
>>53607368
go back to taking nigger dick up your ass you fucking degenerate.
>>53607351
Thanks senpai, I also found a mirror by this qt 3.14
https://youtu.be/FQLD92fM1Xg
>>53607382
in these kind of streams you won't see anything most of the time, they are just commenting
cancer t b h
>>53607381
>fucking degenerate
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rpaq-q8COw
It's like some people come here looking for a fight or something
Stream can be played from your media player of your choice.
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
>>53606711
Oh its gonna cost an arm and a leg anon.
>>53607382
>she
How can they improve iphone?
Already the best looking phone
Already the fastest
Already the best OS
Already have the best features
HOW?
>>53607378
>iPads are uniquely immersive
That's definitely not what describes any iPad I've owned, it's always fun for the first few weeks then it becomes a dust collector. Still the iPad mini 2 is the best value tablet by a long shot.
>>53606621
Babby phone to replace my HTC.
Sick of Android
Does iOS have multitasking yet?
>>53607435
ITS UNIQUELY IMMERSIVE YOU FUCKING TWAT
>>53607425
By shrinking the 6S for the manlets.
>>53607425
they will just point out "new" features that everyone already ever had
>IR filter on camera lense!
>more pixels!
>round edges!
>more colors!
>>53607425
>Already have the best features
I wish /g/ had flags sometimes
>>53607447
>samshit
>>53607425
>How can they improve iphone?
>Already the best looking phone
Debatable, I hate the way it looks.
>>53607425
Literally nothing you just said is true.
COMFY
>>53607220
So how do I know which is for english?
>>53607447
showoff
how do
>>53607425
maybe you could improve your english skills
>>53607447
yes, but in typical apple fashion, only on the newest devices (air 2/pro/mini 4).
>>53607447
Does Android has 3DTouch yet?
OH WAIT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN LMAO ENJOY YOUR SOFTWARE UPTADES LAGDROID
>>53607425
>Already the best looking
Sorry, HTC One M7 won there
>Already the fastest
I believe that goes to the Zenphone.
>The best OS
No FLAC without an app, no Tasker, cant' change homescreen, Bluetooth blows after the most recent update
>Best features
I don't see an FM radio or an IR blaster, nor is there Tasker
>>53606736
>>53606798
>>53606935
>>53607339
>>53607470
>2016
>single monitor
>>53607468
HAHAHAH
>>53607447
PIP is iPad-only for now
>>53605398
Can somebody reply to this post if they show the new macbook pro (so that I see the notification on clover), please?
>>53607470
lrn 2 block ad placeholders
>>53607493
Why do you want to know on my other monitor?
>>53607470
How the fuck did you get into he site? I just get an endless reload loop
>>53607481
Been part of the android API for a while now, my friend.
>>53607470
>download video from this page
>blocking the chans
wut
>>53607506
if you have two monitors why are you cramming both windows onto one
watching it on my 55" tv through my AppleTV, lincucks stay jelly.
>>53607512
that's firefox for you
load up vlc with the link ITT
>>53607526
Because that's my browsing workspace.
>>53607496
wow i hope wont rely too much on sequential nand writing.
>>53607498
Eat a dick
So guys what are Apple going to invent today?
>>53606886
>steam
>open office
>some retard youtube celebrity (probably)
>making $1100 a month
>>53607531
>apple tv
>calling someone else a cuck
wew
SILENT MODE TIME NIGGAS
Better switch to silent boys
omg its starting
>tfw class in 20 minutes
at least I can watch this thread
Just switched my phone to silent mode. Don't want to be disturbing the audience from my house 10000+ miles away.
How does Apple expect me to stream the presentation if I have to switch off my electronics?
>tfw I can't watch this because I'm going to be in class from 1-4PM ;_;
ONE MORE THING
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is this rihanna?
>>53607535
i'm stupid can you please give step by step instructions
>>53607591
sia you faggot
>>53607591
no idea but I had to mute it
>>53607593
mpv link
or
vlc > network stream
Eu best timezone
>>53607589
>;_;
faggot
Who /chromecast/ here ?
>>53605398
HABBEININGGG
>>53607579
I feel you. Hopefully we catch the intro or something
UNSTOMPABLE
>>53607597
Damn, I was hoping it was Randy Marsh.
>minimizing the browser mutes the audio
lmao whoever made this should consider suicide
are we not getting a sticky?
>>53607593mpv http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
here we go
IT BEGAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.01.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SrIExDE.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.01.04]")
TODAYEIYEYAY
Something something today
Something single day
Ids habbenin
PUT YOUR PHONES ON SILENT YOU VILE FUCKING SHITS
HABBEDING
i hope they announce inline lyrics on any platform so I can get rid of minilyrics
ITDS HABBNINGNG
COMFY
>newton
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_01.25_[2016.03.21_18.01.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1bbn7pB.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 01.25 [2016.03.21 18.01.22]")
I just brewed some coffee, have a pack of energy drinks beside me and I also have an empty milk jug for pissing.
all ready and comfy!
LETS GO APPLE!
>trash
kek
JEJ IT DIDN'T EVEN START
MAYBE IT'S A FEATURE TOO: NO STREAM
>Newton comes up
>Immediately crossed out
k.e.k
>apple copies samsung intro
TIM COCK
iCringe
WHO COMFY HERE
WOOOOOOOO
H A P P E N I N G
EAR BUDS? YES PLEASE
>>53607656
>comfy
mornin every1
>That newton joke
why does it sound like theres 20 people there
WOOO
>tim cuck in da haus
>>53607621
how the hell did you make it black
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_02.14_[2016.03.21_18.02.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jvOCO1A.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 02.14 [2016.03.21 18.02.10]")
Thank you based Edge.
EPIC
>watching stream on macbook
>posting on iPad
I truly am a faggot arent I
>tfw can't get the lifestream to load on my fucking mac
Jesus christ, how do I get rid of the loop
FUCK ME TIM DADDY
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.03.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WbLYu9i.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.03.36]")
>>53607687
Mic placement
Anyone else watching this because it's almost like a GTA parody of american sheep consumerism?
COMFY REPORTING IN
>got my oatmeal and lemon water tea
HYPE
this is like E3 for rich people
>>53607687
because there are only 20 people
>>53607691
Go into settings and select the dark theme.
One Bajillion
I thought this was gonna be a big event, the applause didn't sound so great.
rip stream
>>53607604
>>53607629
thanks anons.
Is this just some wank shit? I want to see new INNOVASHUNS
>1 BILLION
O N E B I L L I ON
LINUX BTFO
WHY DOES THE VOLUME IS SO FUCKING LOW?
HOW DO I AUDIO MIXING!
time for encryption
why does he always sound like he could start crying any moment?
M-MUH FBI
I fucking hate these statistics. Just shit the fuck up and show the products.
>>53607705
>tfw quick noodles and sauerkraut
GET FUCKED GOVERNMENT
>Attacking the FBI already
>iPhone FOR YOU
>iPhone FOR YOU
>iPhone FOR YOU
>iPhone FOR YOU
STICKY
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this shit
MILESTONE
MILESTONE
MILESTONE
OUR IPHONE IS AN EXTENSION OF OURSELVES
>muh privacy
lül
tfw streaming fine on a first gen iPad running 5.1.2
>>53607705
get gud
>>53607718
THIS
>NSA BTFO
OH FUCK HERE WE GO THE BOTNET WARS START
MUH MUH FREEDOM ENCRYPTION
9.3 update encrypts all iMessage messages with the user's passcode instead of Apple issued key.
>fbi shit
just show me the new phone homo steve jobs
>>53607708
haha I'm blind as fuck
>>53607722
because gay accent
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>>53607734
shut up fag
>>53607725
is that a man or a woman?
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>53607718
Use the VLC stream, you can bump the volume above 100%.
Let's go lads
Who cares about privacy. Just announce new products.
FBI BTFO
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F
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nothing will top this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgSQA1jqFpM
>Slandering the US government intensifies
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!
>>53605398
FBI BTFO
>>53607718
>can't into pulseaudio
you don't belong here
>we support terrorism
>>53607746
>/g/ - Technology
New MacBooks pls
who fuckin cares
>enviroment
U WHAT?
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_06.12_[2016.03.21_18.06.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lQWUAoJ.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 06.12 [2016.03.21 18.06.09]")
Would this cuck just hurry the fuck up
>We're going to be hundred percent committed to your freedom and your privacy.
>So we are now open sourcing iOS and OS X one hundred percent.
OH NO ENVIRONMENT
>APPLE TALKING ABOUT PRIVACY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICloud_leaks_of_celebrity_photos
SHOW ME NEW SHIT
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT
how do i watch this got MPC-HC downloaded
OH NOOOO
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STICKY MODS
FREETARDS BTFO
so dark
>>53607732
Don't do it.
Macfags don't deserve sticky.
Unless from now on every stream with Linus Torvalds gets sticky'd
>Environment
APPLE WHY
DUDE TREES LMAO
What are you guys doing while watching this event?
INNOVATING THE ENVIRONMENT
APPLE DID IT AGAIN
Top kek.
Apple is the worst company on earth in regards to ewaste.
>>53607751
>gay accent
he has no gay accent. he has alabama hick accent you doofus.
fat nigress. oh wow
>protect the environment
>sell devices with no swappable battery
lol
i don't give a fugg about this fat bitch or the environment
I don't care about the environment
>So much nothing outside the expected we're going to talk about the environment
>Environment
Who cares.
>Fat women
do you have nobody better for the job?
>>53607759
Considering their stock price was heavily impacted by it, they kind of understandably have to address it here at such a public event.
>yfw woman talking about environment
>>53607785
>passw0rd
Core m confirmed!
who are those WOO-ers in the crowd
every crowd has them
but what drives these people to yell WOO
i want to destroy them
ENVIROMENT
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When will this cocksleeve get off the stage and show us their new shit
She doesn't sound very convinced
>we support terrorism
>now let's take up time talking about global warming which is a natural occurrence but we'll pretend it's man-made to sell more products
hang on, if they really don't want reasonable browser users to watch it?
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_06.48_[2016.03.21_18.06.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zE1wB19.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 06.48 [2016.03.21 18.06.45]")
HOLY FUCK ITS THE iPhone 7
>talking about the environment
*lip smacks*
>>53607797
watching this event
Prepare for lots of filler
They only have 2.5 announcements
iPhone SE
small iPad Pro
New Watch band
>100% RENEWABLE POWER
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.07.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EPc9B3p.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.07.48]")
>environment
oh boy here we go, Dicapro bitched about this shit and now I have to listen to it again
show new phone cucks
>M-muh womyn speakers
>M-muh womyn quotas.
>M-muh environmentz
>>53606514
Works on Edge natively you fucktard.
Tell this environment bs to foxconn
>>53607812
paid wooers
>offices and stores
>100%
is it sad that i only know 4 countries or so? im from USA
They couldn't hire a better looking cunt?
SUOMI MAINITTU
>93% of our facilities
This doesn't include their actual manufacturing facilities which is the only thing that matters.
>>53607801
Better yet
As soon as a new iPhone comes out, millions of people who already own the last iPhone will throw it away and buy the new one.
*INNOVATION*
NO TURKEY IN THE FLAGS
O
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U
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K
E
Y
Y A K S
A
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S
Now i remember why i don't watch these keynotes
>applel
>actually mentioning China
>wording everything to pretend that Foxconn exists
YAKS
new iYak confirmed
>inb4 MacBook Dev
>16:10 matte display
>mechanical keyboard
>trackpoint
>>53607839
Very.
>>53607839
shit bait
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_08.04_[2016.03.21_18.08.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/saANpWS.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 08.04 [2016.03.21 18.08.01]")
>USING STEVE JOBS ASHES TO POWER APPLE DATACENTERS
>YAKS
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.08.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RNzHRV8.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.08.25]")
Y A K S
OSX YAKS
Y A K S
A
K
S
INNOVATIUN.
>>53607839
yes
>100%
>ever
godammit do you even dream?
GNU
>>53607839
Yes, typical American ignorance.
>>53607805
Your curry culture is showing Rajeet
>>53607839
I thought they were state flags
iYaks
Why are you fucks so behind in the stream
The yaks thing happened at least an entire minute ago
Y A K S
>that asian chick who looks right in the camera while drinking Starbucks at an Apple event.
>>53607839
t. Alberto Barbosa
GNU PLUS APPLE WHEN
Christ this player is terrible should have just uploaded it to jewtube
>>53607853
>trackpoint
for what reason?
APPLE INVENTED YAKS
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_09.19_[2016.03.21_18.09.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5woD575.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 09.19 [2016.03.21 18.09.16]")
WHEN THE Y A K S JUST RIGHT
>Solar panels
Let's just forget that they barely create more energy in their lifetime than it took to produce them.
>>53607873
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN
>>53607839
>>53607875
Are you literally retarded lads?
>>53607839
I know all of them and they aren't even difficult.
Yes it's bad.
>>53607839
None of the others matter. So no not really.
new thread:
>>53605398
>>53605398
>>53605398
>>53605398
Why are the Netherlands on there twice?
>>53607886
What are you watching on?
MUH PAPER
GET TO THE BLOODY POINT
>send iMessage
>save the planet
Androidfags are you even trying?
WOW PACKAGING FUCKING RULES!
-Sent from my MacBook
RENEWABLE 6S HYPE
>>53607839
>POLAND!
(Applause)
You know what is also clean energy?
Nuclear. But these fucking hippies don't know anything about that.
>SUSTAINABLY MANAGED FORESTS
Buzzwords.
>>53606153
>>53607181
I don't even own anything apple, but calm the fuck down turbofaggot
>>53607844
oh boy, that's some next level marketing
>make yourself feel good that you did something for the environment when you used our devices
but hey, they make an effort. that's nice I guess.
JUST SHOW ME THE IPHONES ALREADY YOU FUCKING QUEERS
>>53607879
>implying were not going to stop spamming iYak
>you save the world when you buy Apple products
>>53607905
nice try
>>53607873
I'M A YACKMAN, BEE BUMP PAM PARAMPAM
>>53607888
>developers developers developers developers
Just tell us what the fucking new small iPhone costs already.
>>53607886
And have an unneeded middleman get in the way of the stream?
Working fine on VLC
who cares about the fucking environment faggots
get this whore off the stage
>>53606188
What is WebKit?
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_10.26_[2016.03.21_18.10.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6EhOGlR.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 10.26 [2016.03.21 18.10.23]")
>all these lies
kek
>>53607918
>Poland
Apple doesn't even have any official facilities here, do they?
>>53607080
Is this working for anyone?
>>53607933
Calling 450 bucks
how long till the products?
>>53607839
American here, I can name all of them from browsing /pol/ and /int/
I swear that investors are going to make bucks of shit right now.
look at the stocks right now.
>>53607903
Except a iPhone 6 has more battery life and has updates unlike the Nexus 4.
PROTIP: You can watch in Chrome if you change user agent string to Safari.
LMAO WAS THAT PIC FROM INDIA?
>We build our products to last
>Support them for 2 years max
>we've worked really hard to make sure our products don't end up like this
>throw out everything instead of spending 5 minutes to replace broken parts
What the fuck is wrong with my player in edge it just skips around the audio and is probably behind
>>53607907
>>53607933
1000
0
0
0
>we design our phones to last
topkek
SHE PUKED ON STAGE
>>53607933
NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
IS THIS A COLLEGE CLASS STREAM?
LIAM™
xth for evelynn
i love her so much
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_11.48_[2016.03.21_18.11.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3IuqpYI.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 11.48 [2016.03.21 18.11.46]")
apple innovates
OK, that's pretty fucking impressive.
Should I not just be throwing my old Apple shit into the trash? Is there any incentive to take them to Apple to recycle?
ITS OVER APPLE WON
Better to just use a shredder.
LIAM is pretty cool
SHIT THIS SONG IS SO GOOD
BAMP
APPLE INVENTED RECYCLING
HAIL APPLE
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NEW PRODUCTS YOU IDIOTS? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS HOW IT'S MADE CRAP OR ABOUT THE NATURE.
That's pretty impressive
>saves gold, copper, silver, platinum
ITS ALWAYS JEWS
>>53607933
$500 for 16GB
$700 for 32GB
>>53607969
By the time they actually reveal their shit my class will start
Did they just show the cover glass and digitizer being separated by a suction robot???
>>53607958
It's Apple fucking with you prolly
I'm watching on a fried 6 year old MacBook and its perfect
>>53607981
Just collect the old shit
apple invented robotic arms
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_13.14_[2016.03.21_18.13.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HWslZjS.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 13.14 [2016.03.21 18.13.12]")
>LIAM
>MALE NAME
FUCKING SEXISTS GODDAMN
Don't pretend like that LIAM thing was as cool as How It's Made.
>>53607974
Back at if again with the inovation
>>53607986
INNOVASHUM
>>53607981
Nowadays you get a small credit towards new phone purchases, I think
>>53607933
about the number of replies in this thread by the end of the stream
>>53607986
THANKS LIAM
>>53607979
Oh look, 1 product broke.
lean? leon?
>>53607993
LIAM KITCHEN ROBOT
$19999
>nothing can be replaced
Except for the jobs that Liam is taking
Mother
Board
MOTLEL BOARD
why doesn't this fucking link work?
>>53607986
for what actual purpose?
all 4s device and older?
>>53607993
How it's made will probably be the best part of this shit eating contest.
>>53607984
Because melting and separation of the metals from shreds doesn't require a fuckton of wasted heat or anything.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_13.45_[2016.03.21_18.13.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ogJjQVP.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 13.45 [2016.03.21 18.13.43]")
>The silver can be used to in a solar panel
>Can be used to in a solar panel
>Used to in a
>send us your £700 phone FOR FREE
um no thanks i think i'll sell it
>implying LIAM isn't just a bunch of 6 year olds working at Foxconn
>>53608011
>implying it's a cis robot
literally trash
>>53608037
fuck off!
>>53608005
I'm a 2015 Macbook and this is all I get
H E L L
the second initiative we'd like to talk about this morning is hell
>>53608051
Oh, I forgot.
>>53608050
kek
M O T H E R
O
T
H
E
R
Board
>>53608058
>>53608063
Apple invents Hell
>>53607839
what's bottom right?
>>53608050
topkek
Diabeetus
>>53608028
did she call it mother board?
It should be logic board in Applespeak
DID THE FEED JUST CUT OUT FOR ANYONE ELSE?
The excitement of the crowd is nearly impossible to contain.
>autism
>>53608104
nope
>>53608050
>Lin, Iori, Ah, Ming
>>53608104
get better internet u cunt
AUTISM
>>53608110
QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A REACTION IMAGE OF THAT PADLOCKING MAN!
>>53608050
>Its an acronym for LITTLE INFANTS APPLE MANUFACTURERS
nice
>>53608104
NO NO NO IT DID NOT
IT DID NOT CUT
IT DID NOT
researchkit was created for the goal so that autism could be detected as early as 5 years old
APPLE IS /G/'S SAVIOR
was the autism research conducted on /g/?
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.17.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IA0ReRQ.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.17.37]")
They're talking about us /g/
>iphone now supports autism
perfect phone for /g/
>>53605398
POO IN THE LOO
AUTISTS
What the fuck is this.
iPhone confirmed official phone of /g/
APPLE CURES AUTISM
APPLE INVENTED AUTISM
apple invented autism research
APPLE SELLS AUTISM
>autism
WE DID IT GEE!
AUTISM
Is it just me or is the researchkit video 60fps?
Apple is the cure for autism.
CARE != CURE
GET YOUR FUCKING PRIORITIES IN ORDER.
Yeah yeah they diagnosed me with autism and it turned out to be wrong with a CAT scan or some shit, this has to be bullshit if they are saying just 5 months.
>>53608148
> show some random user a video of gentoo installation
> record reaction
>Autism screening app
Thank fuck. Now I wont have to explain to people, their phone will warn them instead.
this indian chicks mouth is almost big enough for my cock
>>53608187
it is.
Even on my ipad mini the thing runs like at 56fps
>we can detect when you're having a seizure
>we'll harvest your data instead of calling 911
INNOVASHUN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WE CAN DO THIS SCIENCE
>>53607949
See? /pol/ is good for our education!
>>53608120
I would if I wan't fucking australian
it's literally 4am, absolute dead of night and It takes half a minute for one page to load let alone stream
>that audience reaction
holy fuck sides
>>53608239
FOR SCIENCE
O
R
SCIENCE
jegus shit show us some hot new macboobs already
>Americans can drive even if they have epilepsy
Muh freedom to drive cars trumps muh freedom to not get hit by an epileptic driving a car.
Holy shit watching Steve Jobs rot would be more exciting
PARKINSONS BTFO
THANK YOU BASED COOK
THE MATURE WITH PARKINSON WAS SO HOT
tl;dw so far?
So. No new hardware?
>>53608309
watch a liveblog or wait until after, faggot
>>53608311
Of course not we are only here to learn about science and robots
>health fills up
>it's really nice
FUCKING APPLE!
>>53608311
Yeah, wtf. I don't care about Parkinson's
>>53608309
Apple has cured epilepsy, autism, and parkinson's.
he expected them to clap
>>53608322
Is that Alton Brown?
>That silence
>>53608309
Their health tracking data is now used in studies for diabetes and parkinsons. There are no results, but they've been stroking each other about helping mankind and empowering people.
OPEN SOURCE
>Americlaps
OPEN SAUCE! OMG APPLE SHOWING US THE SOURCE TO READ THE ACCELEROMETER!
>OPEN SOURCE
Stallmann BTFO again. How can freetards even compete?
>>53608322
W A T C H
>iCloud drive app plug
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY ARE FOREVER RUINED GOOGLE GIVES STUDENTS UNLIMITED DATA AND MORE DATA OVERALL
>>53608386
>>53608395
What are the odds
>>53608395
>"Where da gold iphone at?"
>>53608368
>>53608385
>>53608381
But it's it free as in GPL compliant beer?
http://i.imgur.com/MSgZL.gif
>>53608395
HIS INTEREST DIMINISHED
YOU CAN CHANGE THE BAND
N E W C O L O R S
BRAND NEW COLOR!
samsung btfo!
>nylon band
INNOVATION
>woven nylon
>app for health
>apple privacy for health, datamining on another level
>show some doctors and compare it to a task list app
>New color
299 BTFO!
>Smile for the camera
A NEW WATCH BAND
>>53608470
$299
Buying one tomorrow!
EXCLUSIVE TO APPLE TV
>THREE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS
ANDROID WEAR BTFO
OMG YOU CAN WATCH HBO!
>New color wrist band
They got nothing
STICKIED THREAD >>53607893
EVERYONE MIGRATE
>>53607893
>>53607893
>>53607893
>>53608452
i gotta ask, where does this come from?
>brainpop still exits
Holy fuck
APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS
I fucking hate that word i btfo
>MAKING THE SCAT THREAD STICKY
WEW MODS REALLY
>>53608551
i havnet seen brain pop in like ten years nigga
F O L D E R S
OMG FOLDERS!
HERE IT IS!
The audience is fucking dead already!
>>53608594
>>53608597
A revolutionary way of hierarchical organizing your information
what did I miss? started watching 2 min ago?
Next up: iPhone XP!
>>53608702
>you can recycle your iPhone when you get sick of it
>Apple can track your biometric data
>Apple watch now $299
>>53608702
tim cook announced he has cancer
>>53608730
so.. literally nothing
i forgot how cringy and annoying apple events were.
>>53608776
whenever they try to do jokes at apple keynotes its like your middle aged dad trying to joke around and be cool with your friends
>>53608776
>i forgot how cringy and annoying apple events were.
found a poorfag. kek
>>53608733
is it PC again?
>>53608812
they are trying to be steve so badly... the hair dude is sometimes funny though.
what?? they ripped off f.lux?? :)
>>53609020
No. INNOVASHUN!
Phill Shiller.. what an appropriate name for his profession.
>>53609020
Better yet. They dropped f.lux just to introduce "Nigh Shift".
http://9to5mac.com/2015/11/12/flux-iphone-sideloading-shut-down/
>showing off an XPS
this is probably the one laptop holding wangblows up
>we want to save the earth
>lmao these guys are still using 5 year old computers
>>53609181
This happens always. Nothing surprising.
What a fucking asshole.
He's basically shitting on all PC users. No one wants to pay a grand for a fucking paper weight.
>600 million of PCs older than 5 years
Did this fucker just try to convince me that it's somehow bad that I chose notebook that is still with me 7 years after I bought it?
God bless murrican consumerism
>users still using 5 year old PCs
>laughter
wow fucking wow
I can't open the fucking stream, the page reload at the speed of light, I just see a blank page
OK GOOGLE
>>53609410
Open this as a network stream in VLC
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
>>53609504
thanks based anon
apple can't even setup their fucking live correctly
>no OSX update
>iPad pro the new face of personal computing
top fucking kek
woaw, fucking nothing.jpg
That new Spaceship Campus auditorium is going to look amazing for new product introductions.
can anyone give a summary of what happened i missed the cuckfest
>>53610139
you missed nothing. Just higher/lower numbers
![iklqksk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/klXKGUI.png "iklqksk[1]")
