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>>53605398
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
Nice products, Apple.
Laggy streaming even in low res.
>WE RECYCLE PAPER
HOLY SHIT
>>53607957
acquire better internet
This robot recycling system is fucking cool.
>>53607957
Either you're using shitty VLC/media players or you have shitty internet.
No issues whatsoever with mpv and highest quality.
Who /macfaganddoesntcarewhatgsays/ here?
that phone didn't look like it had a protruding camera
>>53607957
> shitty internet
blame apple
>>53608012
15" rMBP reporting in
>>53608000
>>53607957
>mpv
Just use safari.
This diversity bitch must leave. She keeps on looking down at her speech on the screen.
>for free
>>53608041
Or you can stop sucking cocks and use Edge
>>53608047
Flubbing her lines, tripping up her speech. utterly unprofessional.
HAVE YOU CURED CANCER YET Y/N
GEOFF
>you have to pay to recycle
>>53607957
Works fine for me in Microsoft Edge.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_14.32_[2016.03.21_18.14.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ithrpnc.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 14.32 [2016.03.21 18.14.30]")
>>53608038
Applefags in a nutshell.
CHILDREN ASSEMBLE THEM
ROBOTS TAKE THEM APART
>Environment
>Health
>Privacy
Where the FUCK is the products?
That crowd sure looks pumped.
>they will never stop talking about things no one cares about
Shills pls go
PARKINSON BTFO
>>53608056
But I'm on my 13" rMBP. And my Windows VM runs Win 7
>>53608067
MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_16.08_[2016.03.21_18.16.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IsP1iRL.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 16.08 [2016.03.21 18.16.05]")
DIABEETUS
>>53608079
these are the products bruh, software and "mindshare".
THIS GUYS ACCENT TRIGGERS ME
why the fuck
are they discussing diabetes
Anyone have a stream url?
the beetus
DIABEETUS
APPLE HAS TRULY INNOVATED AGAIN
>Kek University
when were you diagnosed with autism?
>>53608113
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
I'm not about that Apple life but whoever is posting this shit to derail the thread should legit consider suicide.
>we can detect autism
Not surprised it's their target market
Oh boy, here comes the autism meme fuel
>>53608113
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
POWERFULL
goddamn overused word holy fuck
>>53608113
Search for "Apple stream" on youtube
>>53608113
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
AUTISM
IPHONES DETECT AUTISM
AUTISM
apple causes diAbetes
AUTISM
>>53608091
Riddle me why the most valuable company in the world with some of the largest brand recognition would need to shill on this shithole?
a u t I s m
u
t
I
s
m
iAutism
this is for you /g/
AUTISM. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU.
Haha they didn't say factory when they were talking about 100% renewable. Let's see TSMC or Foxconn get on stage with that anti-suicide contract of their workers.
The crowd loves it.
AUTISM
AND
BEYOND
Autism mentioned
good goyim
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DEVICES, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT
>>53608041
>>53608056
>no, don't drink piss, eat shit instead
>>53608113
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
I got the beetus and assburgers
APPLE
U
T
I
S
M
Oh look adroidfags, they are talking about you.
AUTISM STREAM. I WANT PRODUCTS GIVE ME THE PRODUCTS REEEEEEEE
>iPhone detects autism
Now I see why /g/ hates Apple
>apple shilling for autism
absolutely disgusting.
APPLE CURES AUTISM
APPLE HAS CURED PARKINSONS
THEY DID IT AGAIN
can someone teach that woman how to cross her fingers
Divya
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_18.46_[2016.03.21_18.18.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nG8XYyl.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 18.46 [2016.03.21 18.18.44]")
designated
really excited for this apple event
can't wait for the new macbook
> a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10
LOL Nope.avi.
Typical autists
Apple is trying to help you, no wonder you hate them
mfw when i have a thinkpad t420s i7. great internet. and have to watch on my iphone 6s clear perfect quality. why?
>autism detector
iphone = 4chans official phone now
>Lady cant use her iphone in the water
ISHILLS WILL DEFEND THIS
APPLE CURES /g/
>AUTISMS
>It's a scatposter thread
If only Apple had this tech when most of /g/ was born
>>53608122
>>53608094
>>53608175
MOOT PLEASE HELP ME. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>mods letting a shitter post
good job
Postin on a sticky.
oh wait o_O
>>53608198
>>53608202
i'd pound it, i love me some curry beef god damn.
GOOGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU DIE
ANDROIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH AND JEWGLE NOT CARING
>epilepsy patient
>drives a car
this is allowed???
iPhone can detect autism now
>>53608208
Because the t420s is memeshit?
>>53608202
holy shit, why does she talk so retarded
>using a device that trigger epilepsy on epilepsy patients.
WHO CARES
H
O
C
A
R
E
S
>>53608113
http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv
Literally who cares, gib new iPhones
APPS
>apps
APPS
>apps
APPS
>apps
DESIGNATED
>>53608198
Going to any college other than Stanford is a waste of time in our current society.
>>53608233
Its ways been able to detect autism.
If you buy one, you're autistic.
>>53608232
yes
>IPHONE 6 WITH UNLIMITED BATTERY WHERE
WOW YOUR IPHONE GOES IN YOUR POCKET
GOD DAMN
REVOLUTIONARY
is that indian woman a mouthbreather? she sure looks like one.
iPHONE 7 WHEN
>>53608232
SHE HAS AN IPHONE
IT CURED HER EPILEPSY
Why aren't you using an iPhone if it can cure your autism /g/ ?
YES GOY, WE NOT ONLY WANT YOUR ADVERTISING DATA, WE WANT YOUR BIOLOGICAL DATA NOW, SIGN UP GOY!
>>53608225
Stop quoting and fucking repost
>>53608262
September
>>53608233
Turns out All they needed to do that is install a cookie that tracks who posts on /mlp/
>>53608267
Because autism gets me free stuff.
>>53608232
nope
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_21.49_[2016.03.21_18.21.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F1da2qb.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 21.49 [2016.03.21 18.21.46]")
>APPLE GRAPHS
>>53608251
That's nuts.
Hey! Maybe focus on cure rather than care!
Haven't heard a single word about you working towards a cure!
You know a great way to help out someone with these ailments? Hint: It isn't caring for them
>>53608265
kek
This is what macdoctors actually believe
FUCK YOU APPLE I DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH DR. OZ OR OPRAH GIVE US THE PRODUCTS ALREADY YOU SHITS.
>>53608287
shill.jpg
>Carekit
>>53608232
Who needs doctors now, you can cure shit and play candy crush saga at the same time
For the love of God get too the fucking phones you cuck
>>53608292
Apple is a tech company, they're helping in research TOWARDS a cure, you dumb fuck. They're doing way above what they should be doing.
>>53608292
That's wrong. You have to focus on prevention.
>>53608299
Aww he's preggers
Why do people even care anymore, Apple conferences were only fun when Jobs was still around.
>CAREKIT
Where were you when Apple cured autism?
>american healthcare
>>53608280
The iPhones Parkinson's detector is even simpler
>tfw your parents used android and you will never get autismbux
>>53608325
I agree with you. They're all pretty shit these days.
The public is on fire. Look how excited they are.
>pitchng their apps like a shitty startup
MY PARKINSONS IS CRIPPLING MY LIFE HERE'S A GRAPH ON IT
/share to facebook
>>53608314
Every single medical company has their own app for this shit.
Apple is doing literally nothing more than adding one to the pile while the companies still use their own apps.
>>53608232
You are aware that they sale guns with ammunition to the general public. Don't you?
OPEN SOURCE
NO APPLAUSE
OPEN SOURCE
>>53608335
American hospitals are the best in the world. Don't even pretend to act superior eurotrash
MODS GET IN THIS FUCKING THREAD AND BAN THE ACTUAL SHITPOSTERS
I'M TRYING TO EAT
OPEN SOURCE
I'd like to interject
where do you even find such images really
OPEN FUCKING SOURCE
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING SHIT THIS DOESN'T BELONG INTO THIS SHOW
OPENSORES
>APPLAUSE PLEASE
>healthkit will be open source
>total silence
why?
>>53608357
driving a car requires a license
>LIMITLESS POSIBILITIES
Do we have a bingo for this shit?
>>53607893
OPEN SOURCE
P
E
N
SOURCE
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_25.27_[2016.03.21_18.25.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HONyHPk.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 25.27 [2016.03.21 18.25.24]")
whhhhhoooooooooooooo
>Open Source healthcare devkit
>Everyone will STILL hate Apple
There's no pleasing you. :^)
iOS GOES OPEN SOURCE
OPEN SOURCE
BOO APPLE WATCH
BOO
O P E N S O U R C E
>Top selling smart watch in the world
>/g/ btfo once again
GNU BTFO
STALLMAN ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
>healing with apps
Why not just go to a fucking doctor?
PRODUCTS
HERE WE GO
HERE IT COMES
>>53608353
Sure kid, ignore the unification of the whole business with all those iPhones out there.
>>53608384
We did but I didn't saved it. Fml.
>apple watch has become essential
dude, what?
Top selling smartwatch -> We sold 2 units.
I love my Watch!
I paid too much though
NEW COLOURS
I wonder if a single person on /g/ owned an Apple Watch
YEAH
DA BANDS
>>53608400
Stallman is not dead yet...
WOVEN NYLON BAND
FROM ALIEXPRESS
>>53608408
OOOH aaaahhh it changes literally nothing.
>>53608382
>showing bands
>applause
applefags thats why
>>53608402
the point is that the apps are complimentary to your doctor, not replacing them.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_26.29_[2016.03.21_18.26.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zYzOagO.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 26.29 [2016.03.21 18.26.26]")
innovashun
>PRODUCTS
YAY
>APPLE WATCH
OH NO
NEW APPLE WATCH INCOMING
BANDS
PRODUCTS
APPLE FASHION
PRIVACY MEME
OPEN SOURCE WATCH BAND
>people applauding for a fucking band
WHAT THE FUCK
SPAAAAAAAACE
More applause for nylon bands than for open source
APPLE WATCH PRICE DROP
$299$
ITS OGRE
N E W
WHEN CAN I BUY IT
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
NYLON???
WHERES THE FUCKING HEALTH SENSOR BANDS YOU FUCK???
YOU'VE HAD OVER 2 YEARSSSSSSS
>OPEN SOURCE
silence
>NEW BANDS
>NEW COLOURS
applause and enthusiasm
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
WOVEN NYLON BAND
VIBRANT
NEW COLORS
STUNNING
holy shit i like android gear even moar now
> nylon band
applause
> open source
silence
A
BAND
A
BAND
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_27.20_[2016.03.21_18.27.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NOKxClz.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 27.20 [2016.03.21 18.27.17]")
>mfw when all the new colorful bands will be for the 38mm only.
fuck my life, why apple why, my 42mm wants more colours
299
9
9
If only they'd make a legit TV
APPLEFAGS. WAKE UP SHEEPS. YOU ARE BUYIGN SHIT PRODUCTS AT AN OVERPRICED PRICE POINT!!
WHOOOOOO
A BAND
A FUCKING BAND
WOW APPLE TV AND APPLE WATCH
THESE ARE THINGS PEOPLE CARE ABOUT
>>53608433
oh the watch sells so badly that they now reduced the price? lol
EVENT ENDS AFTER INTRODUCTION OF TV
>TV
LITERALLY NOBODY CARES
>>53607893
$299
APPLE WATCH WINS
>300 dollars for a digital watch
Moving swiftly on from Apple failwatch.
APPS
P
P
S
these fucking morons will clap for anything... "Colored watch bands WOO AMAZING MINDBLOWING WORLDCHANGING"
I love my Apple Watch, but if I wanted a cloth band I could just buy one. Hmph.
Hope this is the 4K Apple TV/PlayStation Vue announcement.
BOO APPLE TV
BOO
>The thread is now a sticky.
>>53608486
>buying the clunky version of the clunkiest watch
STICKY
S
T
I
C
K
Y
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_28.20_[2016.03.21_18.28.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R2FAdvT.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 28.20 [2016.03.21 18.28.17]")
what the fuck is apple TV?
>>53608479
lmayo
>MAKING THE SCAT THREAT STICKY
WEW MODS
>LIKE HBO®
>OUR SPONSORS
>DON'T FORGET GAME OF THRONES™ THIS APRIL!
SILICON VALLEY
ARE WE HYPE FOR THE NEW SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES?
my wife's son wants an apple watch
WE STICKY NOW
How do I even watch this shit on a Linux machine?
>HBO NOW
SO REVOLUTIONARY. INNOVATIUNS
>vidya
fuck off /v/
G R E A T G A M E S
R
E
A
T
G
A
M
E
S
BUT HOW MUCH IS THE NYLON BAND?
>>53608513
BASED MODS
A
S
E
D
>STICKY
>>53608509
>"Colored watch bands WOO AMAZING MINDBLOWING WORLDCHANGING"
You do realize that there are different levels of applause, right?
>APPLE INVENTS CHEAP BANDS
>Literally nothing so far
Here's a stream URL that you can play in VLC:
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
>>53608510
what do you actually use the watch for?
seems like a solution to a problem absolutely nobody has
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_28.51_[2016.03.21_18.28.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Jx9MLC.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 28.51 [2016.03.21 18.28.48]")
great gaymes
>>53608530
exquisite meme
>YOU CAN WATCH TWO GAMES AT ONCE
>ONLY ON APPLE TV!
>because picture in picture hasn't been a feature since the 90's
S T I C K Y
APPLE W O N
GOTTA LOVE THE NEW INNOVATIVE WATCH BAND
>>53608534
Run Windows 10 in a VM.
>>53608526
>implying /g/ isn't shiteating central
wew lad. Mods know what they do.
>Only $299
>>53608555
>apple does open source shit
>nothing
Pick uno.
what's been revealed so far? too lazy to stream
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.30.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M1cgYM8.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.30.31]")
APPLE INVENTED FOLDERS
>folders
INNOVATION
APPLE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>AUTISM
>YAKS
>BANDS
>GAME OF THRONES
stickied thread
thank you based mods
FOLDERS
INNOVASHUN
FOLDERS
APPLE WINS
FINALLY
>folders
>user names
APPLAUSE!
USERNAMES AND PASSWORDS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>Siri at the center of tvOS
intothtrashitgoes.jpg
oh and
> FOLDERS!
APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS
APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS
APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS APPS
>>53608560
oh wow are you at the event?
NOT SEEING FOX NEWS ON THAT APPLE TV WHERE'S THE MOST POPULAR NEWS NETWORK IN THE COUNTRY?
APPLE PUSHING THEIR AGENDA AGAIN
>games
>in tv
really, muricunts?
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_30.02_[2016.03.21_18.30.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H6tu9Za.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 30.02 [2016.03.21 18.30.00]")
>dictated password
ayyyyyyy
Why does Tim Cook sound like a fag?
FOLDERS NIGGER
SIRI YES
I
R
I
Y
E
S
>>53608579
new bands for watch
IPHONE
>>53608534
The m3u8 link is in the last thread
ITT: People pushing the 'INNOVATION" meme when they're not even claiming to be innovative
>>53608570
By the time I got that shit done it's over already
>TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE UNITED STATES DOLLARS
Where were you when Apple won?
>mfw sitting at an Apple event
NEW PHONES HERE WE GO
>>53608578
>nothing
that was hard
WHY DOES HE MAKE THE WEIRD SOUND AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE? LIKE HE'S TAKING A DICK UP HIS ASS
FOLDERS
O
L
D
E
R
S
iPHONE ALLLLLLLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAR
>>53608569
THANKS APPLE
>>53608605
Maybe because he actually is gay
>>53608555
Is this your first time watching an Apple event?
They always do the boring shit first then get into the new iProducts.
WHO /READY4APPLETOBEBTFOBYSAMSUNG&LG/ HERE?
NEW
IPHONE
P
H
O
N
E
>>53608439
lol
POORFAG PHONE INCOMING
>dictation
>usernames and passwords
SURELY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG
HERE IT IS
HYPE SMALL
New ?
WOWOWOW FAKE HYPE FROM THE PUBLIC
The audience almost needs to be told to stop cheering. They are this excited.
FUCKING FINALLY.
>>53608608
wow 10/10 btfo google
>yfw iphone mini
>>53608558
people who need a reason to use the watch are doing it wrong, as trolly as that statement sounds.
its a convenience gadget, texts, emails, messages, etc at a glance not having to whip the phone out. if you don't do a lot of that or don't find yourself in situations where you would need that ability, a smartwatch would be useless for you (not just apple watch but any smartwatch really). expecting them to be a wrist mounted iphone/galaxy/etc is the wrong approach with the way the devices currently are.
new poop phone
WOOOO
O
O
O
O
>>53608622
SWEDEN YES!
Now iphone
>>53608605
IPHONE SE
>folders
xDDDDDDDDD
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
NEXUS 6P SUCCEEDS IPHONE.
FUCK YEAH ANDROID
FUCK IOS
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_31.22_[2016.03.21_18.31.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VKzyDSZ.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 31.22 [2016.03.21 18.31.19]")
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>53608523
Set top media player. It's really fancy, but it can't do 4K, so the Fire TV and Roku kind of shit on it right now.
It's biggest strength right now is cross-platform movie search, voice commands, and app support.
>>53608558
Notifications, weather, fitness, media control, and quick message replies. I can't imagine living without it nowadays.
It's INCREDIBLY convenient, but I only use a handful of 3rd party apps because most Apple Watch apps are total shit.
5S 2.0 TY APPLE
New iPhone for the poor.
SMALL SIZE
SHOWS ASIANS
TRUE SHITPOSTING
>>53607957
>tfw FUCKING AUSTRALIA cannot stream video at 4:30 in the FUCKING MORNING even when all of the normies have finished using netflix for the night
NEW FAMILY MEMBER
this guy looks like a sleazy pizza shop owner
>>53608232
Depends on the level of epilepsy
>>53608628
ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
>>53608610
thanks anon
would you waifu?
>backtracking on samsung design clones
kek
who here sprint /iphoneforeverplan/
Fuckin finally
Hate this 5,5inch+ trend
iPhone 6 se (small edition)
>folders
applause
>passwords
applause
>free update
applause
>greg
applause
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
ITS OVER APPLE WON
>>53607893
missed the first 30 minutes, what did they announce so far?
small phone fan reporting
A PHONE FOR MANLETS
MANLET GALORE
Isn't it bad that a lot of customers buy your cheapest product?
CHINA!!
Who the fuck uses 4-inch phones
iPHONE SE
IT'S HAPPENING
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_32.05_[2016.03.21_18.32.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q8ZA9um.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 32.05 [2016.03.21 18.32.02]")
>an iphone for poorfags
kek
SE
E
>no mention of windows mobile
btfo
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.33.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qtEum0Q.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.33.04]")
iPhone SE
>>53608605
the Idog
I arrived kinda late.
So basically, smaller iphone and watch bands that have always existed but obviously are a revolution for the iwatch?
I'm impressed, uninstalling Linux as we speak.
thas alotta phones
>iPhone SE6S
FUCKING
U G L Y
G
L
Y
>>53608595
APP FOR APP TO CHARE APPS CHECK MEDICAL APP TO MAKES APPS BEST APP
MORE APPS FOR TV
IPHONE APPS FOLDER FOR APPS, MULTIPLE APPS
FASTER CPU FOR APPS, BATTERY FOR USING MORE APPS
iPhone SE
MORE LIKE SEX
>>53608691
That Apple gave up to Android
>640x480 resolution
>repacking the iPhone 5
Innovation
>"as you may heard"
god. you just spoke a taboo word over there
>>53608691
WATCH BANDS AND YAKS
Shit, looks like the uncomfortable iPhone 4 design. I was hoping for the iPhone 6 / iTouch language.
Have they done iMac / Macbook stuff yet?
Reselling the 5, nice job apple
SIXTY FOUR BITS
APPLE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
dude the battery on the 6se is going to be killer
>>53608691
They invented environmental sustainability and recycling. Also privacy.
Literally iPhone 4 with a different color. Wtf Apple?
>>53608698
exactly. screen is far too small.
Fucking ugly
looks like shit.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_33.26_[2016.03.21_18.33.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/briDE42.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 33.26 [2016.03.21 18.33.23]")
This makes sense.
With cheap tablets nobody needs huge phones no more.
>>53608700
U SE
U SE
U SE
Will they announce anything other than this manlet bait?
THEY DIDN'T EVEN UPDATED THE DESIGN TO MATCH WITH THE 6. WHAT THE FUCK APPLE
>A PHONE FOR MANLETS
>2017
>iphone SEX
GIMPED GPU
ITS ALL OVER FOR APPLE.
lmao those apple charts, no axis information at all
>>53608691
Recycling, autism, nylon, and a few features everyone else already has as usual.
They put an A9 in the SE, the ABSOLUTE MADMEN!
So it's basically just a 6S
iBars are the best
2X OH GUYS LOOK IT 2 TIMES AS FAST
LIAM'S GIANT DICK TEARS SIRI APART
literally the best joke I have heard all day
JUST GET TO THE IPAD
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.34.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JCEs9Uh.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.34.44]")
L I A M
Literally who cares about games and graphics on a phone?
ALWAYS ON FOR TRACKING YOU
THE PHONE TALKS WTF
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LIAM
So it's basically an overpriced 5s so you can run a more bloated iOS
anyone here going from the 6 to the se? i'm thinking about it
>>53608759
you know there's going to be rule34 of that
>>53608755
No 3D touch
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_33.55_[2016.03.21_18.33.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TdXaP0I.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 33.55 [2016.03.21 18.33.52]")
>>53608775
going from regular 5
>>53608748
The 6 is ugly. The 5S was the pinnacle of iPhone.
>>53608767
FUCK YOU!
>>53608772
it's more like a small 6s, same hardware inside.
BUZZWORDS THIS BUZZWORD THAT
GOTTA SELL ALL THOSE 5S ENCLOUSURE THAT WE DIDN'T SOLD BEFORE.
TRUE
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>Camera not protruding
FINALLY
>better than regular iphone 6
KEK
>IPHONE SUCCESS
>live photos
You mean a video?
>Liam really tears me apart
l-lewd
>tfw have the iphone forever program for the 6s
upgrading to the SE as soon as possible
Apple INVENTED gifs
>laughing at his own joke
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLACK COLOR?
FUCK SPACE GREY
Fugly and gay
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_36.14_[2016.03.21_18.36.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PYnRFCU.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 36.14 [2016.03.21 18.36.11]")
>selfie in low light
TRUE
O
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>hey guys
>lets take an iPhone 5
>and put an iPhone 6 in it
BRILLIANT. APPLE HAS INVENTED THE PHONE AGAIN. WHEN WILL THEY STOP?
Who's phil shiller?
...do they have a literal shill working for them?
has it got 3d touch?
>flush camera
fucking neat desu
>Wi-Fi calling is a feature
>4k video capture
>I don't even have a 1080p monitor
>>53608785
Except it looks exactly like a 5s. Doesn't seem to have 3D Touch either
>You will never FaceTime with a qt AppleGirl
>>53607893
ALL NEW
iPhone
SE
this is 10x better than the regular 6
>>53608813
Do you want your phone to chip like the original 5?
>>53608822
I seriously doubt it
how much will it cost though
>iPhone 5s s
>grandstanding about freedom
>pandering to CHINA CHINA CHINA at every turn
He sounds bored.
Does they change fat hardware man?
>>53608828
Are you living in 2007?
ALL NEW NFC
>>53608819
they don't really care about this one, they didn't even give it a video
what the fuck is a iphone?
>>53608832
iphone 5 on the outside, iphone 6 on the inside, minus 3d touch.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_37.32_[2016.03.21_18.37.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QHjHQiJ.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 37.32 [2016.03.21 18.37.29]")
What with this enviroment shit?
>chinks got apple pay before my pseudo-slavic shithole
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>53608841
Too much
>retina flash
cheap
>incredible tech
16GB is a crime.
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.38.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mbpMv4V.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.38.16]")
>16GB
Whew Apple, you blew me away.
holy shit 399?
LOL $399
>
>16GB
WHY
H
Y
>>53608858
>400 dollars
lel
>16GB
>16gb
go kill yourself apple
>399
POORFAG PHONE
16GB : $399
Why are we still having 16GB
>16GB
>$399
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>/g/ jacking off to Apple
iPhone SE $399
>399 for a phone that BTFO's any same size android phone
It's over.
>$399
>16 GB
THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
3 9 9
9
9
CHEAP
>400$
Lel
>>53608787
>12MP camera
>auto focus
>led flash
>??????
>wider panorama
amirite
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_37.53_[2016.03.21_18.37.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6ZMiMLg.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 37.53 [2016.03.21 18.37.50]")
399!
Holy shit 399 is cheap af
Anyone got a screencap of the NFC + Secure Element image ?
>>53607893
399
399
399
SIXTEEN GIGS
I
X
T
E
E
N
LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
>>53608847
No I'm just a poorfag. Will get 144hz in the summer.
i hope they announce more apple pay options in canada, this "american express only" business is a bugger. Don't wanna get an amex card just for apple pay darn it.
16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB 16GB
>>53608868
How many seconds of 4K video can you record with that?
Why are they trying the cheap/small iPhone shit again when the 5C was such a flop?
>64 GB
>499
fuckin shit
A PHONE FOR MANLETS
WHAT THE FUCK APPLE
16GB (READ: 7GB) FOR 400 FUCKING DOLLARYDOOS
ONLY
399!
>>53608056
>Edge
You sure are edgy, aren't you?
>>53608748
I swear Apple just guts old phones (5 or 5S), and puts in new internals
>>53608889
4" androids ship with outdated android versions and get no updates
>THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE UNITED STATES DOLLARS
ITS OVER
APPLE WON
64GB, 500 bucks ... it's time to accept homosexuality.
16GB for 399
/g/ MEMEPHONES BTFO
>>53608854
So basically a 5s so you can run a more bloated iOS
I was expecting 459, not 399. that's a steal
399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399 399
iOS 10 NOW
Literally an iPhone 6S repackaged into a iPhone 5
Cheap
Shame it will be £350 in the UK
16gb
>take 4k picture
>phone is full
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
>iPhone SE
>not iPhone 6SE
MACBOOK
A
C
B
O
O
K
>>53608886
whats 16gb mean?
ANDROID BTFO. 2%
>>53608907
Most places don't take amex anyways. Just get Samsung pay like everyone else. It just werks
S H O T S F I R E D
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_39.50_[2016.03.21_18.39.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PbXA0FZ.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 39.50 [2016.03.21 18.39.47]")
IOS X hype?
>>53608913
the 5s still sells very well, enough to where they want to retain that market by updating the hardware. people like cheap(er) and smaller phones.
WE THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!
ANDROID KEEPS GETTING BTFO
ANDROID BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>53608944
for half the fucking price
>>53608845
post the raw pic faggot
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>>53608948
Does it look like the 5 or the 6?
LOOOL F.LUX
That 2% jab...
>>53608952
It's not 16 GiB.
FUCK YES iOS IS GETTING FLUX
APPLE INVENTED FLUX
What does the 64GB iPod Touch cost? (apple store is down)
APPLE INVENTED F.LUX
INNOVASHUN
2%
2%
2%
2%
who here /f.lux/?
are there gonna be any mac announcements today?
>>53608916
>499
399 you illiterate moron
>>53608091
I wish I was getting paid.
>>53608845
sauce on the unshopped version?
NIGHT SHIFT YESSSSSSS
FLUX FOR YOUR IPHONE AND IPAD
LITERALLY COPYING FROM ANDROID M LOL
>YFW Apple still updates the iPhone 4s
>No new MacBooks
>ANDROID 2%
PISS ON THE SCREEN
>nightshift
>literally a less customizable Twilight
BRAVO Apple
APPLE INVENTED F.LUX
>Night Shift
>F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUXF.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUXF.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUXF.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX F.LUX
TWO %
W
O
%
2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2%
>>53608989
lol
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_41.05_[2016.03.21_18.41.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GglTtVD.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 41.05 [2016.03.21 18.41.02]")
BASHING ANDROID BASHING ANDROID
>>53608989
>64GB
>no laughs of claps
>F.lux
It's literally old as fuck software
what was with the faggoty laugh
>Apple """"Protection""""
>its a really cool feature
hate night shift, when i want to look at porn before sleeping it renders it useless...
This guy is cring worthy
>>53609003
MOOODS!
H E L L
Pass code protected notes is kinda cool
Only he himself laughed about his bad joke LMAO.
THEY RIPPED F.LUX
AND THEY SELL IT
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Does today's event bring anything new regarding OS X and shit or it's just iOS bullshittery?
I just wanna know about OS X, fuck iPhone.
>notes with password
FBI BTFO EVEN MORE
>>53608855
Fucking HUGE bezels, why?
>>53609010
What is Shia doing at an Apple event?
>>53608973
what was the jab ?
>>53609003
just install f.lux then faggot
So where were you when Android died?
>>53608992
INNOVATION
ANDROID AND WINDOWS FUCKING BTFOO AND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>53609030
Neither tim or this guy can pronounce health
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_42.18_[2016.03.21_18.42.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WQXWzlb.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 42.18 [2016.03.21 18.42.15]")
apple car
>FOR YOU
>>53609001
oh shit a ghost is lifting up a ipad.
>Pass code protected notes
very nice god damn
Wait, so there's no new phone?
Only an old phone repackaged into a smaller case?
Active................................users
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>>53609024
What about you don't turn it on the, retard?
>>53609003
Except twilight is shit. It's not even comparable to f.lux.
FOR YOU
WHO /CARPLAY/ HERE
>>53609039
Because they're recycled iPhone 4Ss
>>53609033
its apple what you expected
FOR U
I can't tell if you idiots love this or hate this.
It's almost as if you just like writing things in all caps.
Oh....wait...
399
>399
399
>399
399
>399
FANBOIS BTFO
> FANBOIS BTFO
FANBOIS BTFO
> FANBOIS BTFO
FANBOIS BTFO
> FANBOIS BTFO
DIVERSITY
> DIVERSITY
DIVERSITY
> DIVERSITY
DIVERSITY
> DIVERSITY
>>53609039
Because it's just a 5s
>>53608992
I've had flux on my iPhone forever.
that's one shitty shop of a screen in a car
>car play
U U
U U
>Just $299
Just
>>53609035
I think a minor update
We might see new macbooks with new intel m chips
>>53609054
thats a golf 7
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_42.59_[2016.03.21_18.42.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gCuTIOs.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 42.59 [2016.03.21 18.42.56]")
>>53609068
>Nissan
>laughingwhores.jpg
really looking forward to using this in the starbucks
>>53608845
Sauce faggot
what's this 2% shit everyone's going on about
I'm only watching the thread
>>53609065
well alot of people watch porn before sleep, my mum does
I P A D
P
A
D
YES
>17 bucks a month (for 24 months)
I know this is stupid, but does anyone else want an iphone SE now?
>>53609008
what ?
>>53609079
This. I don't even own a car - cars are bad for ENVIRONMENT.
>>53609086
I'm in school to be a teacher so that's pretty cool honestly
>Tim can sleep better because iOS 9 doesn't run like horseshit anymore
Literally nobody has said that Tim.
Nobody has EVER said that.
fucking ipad air 3 please
>>53609099
he dissed android for only being on 2% of devices for the newest release, or something like that.
Just a quick reminder that Tim Cook is literally gay.
OSX ON IPAD PRO
>>53609099
Android Marshmallow is only on 2%
>>53609099
how many times your mom meant it when she said "I love you" mate
>>53609102
poop plate
PHIL THE SHILL
SHILLER
>shiller
MACKBOOK WHEN
>>53609086
Are western educators so incompetent that they can't even take role without a 500 dollar device?
>>53609099
Apple is selling milk now.
>HIS NAME IS LITERALLY SHILLER
AHAHAHAAH HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
PHIL THE SHILL
>Shiller
Everytime.
>Phil
Finally someone who isn't boring as shit
PHIL SCHILLER
NO OSX OR MACBOOK ANNOUNCEMENTS REEEEEEE
Shit's gonna get rEAL
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_44.59_[2016.03.21_18.44.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cMYDGBe.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 44.59 [2016.03.21 18.44.56]")
SCHILLING TIME
>cheap iPhone
>stock tanking
>Bill Shiller
kek
>>53609086
good job on the pics bro, I appreciate it since I'm sending them to my bro who's out working
This guy sounds like Obama
APPLE PENCIL!!!!
Here comes the shill
only a poorfag phone but atleast i dont have to buy a new one to fit in at college. 6s feels good
>>53609099
Apple mocking latest android version adoption.
>>53609143
Man, they've beaten $1000+ dedicated drawing tablets. What fucking else can Apple do?
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_45.52_[2016.03.21_18.45.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SSTRxfr.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 45.52 [2016.03.21 18.45.49]")
IPAD PRO MINI CONFIRMED
Rapha?
>>53609153
REVOLUTIONARY
What's "one more thing" going to be?
iPad Pro -> primary computer device
I think he means the Surface Pro.
>>53609135
How fucking new are you.
do i buy an iphone se or wait for 7?
>people love iPad Pro!
>m-maybe if I keep saying it p-people will b-believe me!
IPAD PRO MINI!
NEW IPAD PRO WHICH IS JUST AN IPAD
>Contoso
Systems engineer here. Triggered
IPAD PRO NANO
>>53609170
MacBook or watch 2 teaser
>REVOLUTIONARYYYYYYYYYYYY
>REVOLUTIONARYYYYYYYYYYYY
>REVOLUTIONARYYYYYYYYYYYY
>REVOLUTIONARYYYYYYYYYYYY
THIS GUY FUCKS
LITERALLY JUST AN IPAD
WHAT THE FUCK APPLE
>head of pixar loves an Apple product
well oh em gee
IPAD MINI PRO
>>53609178
P-pls no bully...
>>53609167
Isn't that an iPad.
>>53609179
What do you have now?
Why not iPad Air 3? Fuck off Phill the Shill
WINBLOWSSSSSSS
>>53609179
they laid it out for you idiot, do you want a big or small iPhone
>>53609179
waiting for 7, current have a 6s thats really comfy
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_47.21_[2016.03.21_18.47.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6t6MGB9.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 47.21 [2016.03.21 18.47.18]")
WINDOWS FUCKING KILLED
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
Why is the actual shit still here? Keep the sticky, but don't put more shit on it.
WINDOWS USERS BTFO
B
T
F
O
this is REALLY SAD
WINDOWS KEKS ARE SO SAD
SAD!
WINDOWS BTFO
SURFACE BTFO
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
Make it small
Make it large
Make it small again
>Revolutionary
SOSHAL MEDIA
600 MILLION
LAUGH AT THE POOR PEOPLE
LAUGH AT ALL 600 MILLION OF THEM
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.47.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XAHxosw.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.47.47]")
This is really sad, goys! Make sure you upgrade today!
>it's really sad that people have devices that still work after 5 years
PKEKS BTFO
>>53609179
That's apples and oranges really
>>53609194
gimmie your lunch money punk.
>laughing at poorfags
low blow
>windows user buy ipad pro
WINKEKS ON THE SUICIDE WATCH. HOLY SHIT THAT BURNS.
>Do literally nothing with our new ipad prod
-Apple
PC FANBOIS BTFO
> HAR HAR HAR
PC FANBOIS BTFO
> HAR HAR HAR
PC FANBOIS BTFO
> HAR HAR HAR
PC FANBOIS BTFO
> HAR HAR HAR
>FIEV YEARS OLD
Yeah, from 2011. What a disaster. It's not like the hardware side has changed much since then.
LAUGHING AT POORFAGS
Are they applauding poor people not being able to afford a new PC??
MAKE FUN OF POOR PEOPLE
HOLY SHIT SHOTS FIRED, GOTTA BUY BUY BUY BUY NEW SHIT NIGGERS
This is the worst event I've ever seen
>modern digital lifestyle
can applecucks be any dumber?
LET'S LAUGH AT THE POOR PEOPLE USING FIVE YEAR OLD COMPUTERS
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_47.48_[2016.03.21_18.47.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/na8I6Qe.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 47.48 [2016.03.21 18.47.45]")
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>Over five years is really sad
I thought you were pro environment?
REALLY
S
A
D
>Normal iPad is now the iPad Pro mini
>People use old hardware
>This is really sad
>They should buy a new device every year :^)
WINDOWS USERS HAVE DEVICES THAT STILL WORK ANS SATISFY THEIR NEEDS AFTER FIVE YEARS
MICROSOFT
BTFO
T
F
O
>We care about the environment
>HAHAHA CAN YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE STILL OWN COMPUTERS FROM 5 YEARS AGO?
S A D B O Y S
Well, I didn't expect any better of windows users.
>>53609199
>>53609196
the speculation was that apple is going to phase out the Air line, and use the "Pro" tag to sell what would be the "Air 3" at a higher price, while using the mini as the new "main" device.
![apple-iphone-se-ipad-pro-event-verge-417[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rc4L3aO.jpg "apple-iphone-se-ipad-pro-event-verge-417[1]")
>PC LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS
>iKEKS THINK THIS IS A BAD THING
PC LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS
iKEKS THINK THIS IS A BAD THING
>PC LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS
>iKEKS THINK THIS IS A BAD THING
PC LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS
iKEKS THINK THIS IS A BAD THING
>PC LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS
>iKEKS THINK THIS IS A BAD THING
PC LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS
iKEKS THINK THIS IS A BAD THING
>computers lasting long
>bad
Again Apple?
>>53609219
FORROW ME ON TWITA
>>53609223
>>FIEV YEARS OLD
fucking consumerist faggots, fuck apple
600 MILLION
00 MILLION
0 MILLION
MILLION
MILLION
ILLION
LLION
LION
ION
ON
N
REALLY SAD
REALLY SAD
REALLY SAD
>ULTIMATE SJW, DIVERSITY-FIRST COMPANY
>LAUGHS AT POOR PEOPLE
CRYSTALS
R
T
S
T
A
L
S
>>53609094
>>53608991
>>53608968
your google-fu sucks for people on a technology board: https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZivdtipFhG2ANUmx98crQ5EebwNUMxfwX9Yas0HFu0epG0rrjWxXlgutiGNzpj5ysRfemDgNpS0GHtTEc79bbERwnDq1SUTBGy-GzBNxRtx05TNa_16QgY7QJ7dCFSP8I0icNvYuPRp97hNBSoFt-ddzcmmqzGkTEq1UBgK2IJnNPZvFaLWiLl8bz1MR2s1b2Zd32ljE045thA2auzSvOcQujsmVIkrPepS8XserViFoeK4ttebuNGe-yNVMnEUDNG2kgXQjAtmdlLT4M3pdNTQZXmI5PBwZVHbZXGKMuJaghjVSABU33db_1nQO4Kjo-jvS1w_13MOJUYfqc5OsT2l8kCfMvmFefvFwjUyURFEoZYhQdhfnSG-d8SVmVACy1qcoF0pi3253xJZ-ImKJubYqPX_1lriTQuGo-K0La_13AhMGRqRYXUMEHRPn-61KcXHNWlUSQya_15PQmG4oGyNC9cAnB7-BSTPyAFzdH_19g71fVQsoKnhkbbJtyFDvw9YcdyLvgkAonrwhdmxDcOF4XV-eq_1D5ERI5gxvoxibaDrGwB0X6gLzaozuMuVaezh14XqtMOkrMBVWSRMRI7-aF7uV9uDFzoDZZVDdvxODK5DHLDah_1Ws4iYvmUTmtrk8wIA8Eu8swjrXlFVd0iAx8loATrNChGp8XDyiZJk8pfS9C0FBoorum2uv7cpGp-RZ6h1hswrbuaNUXzvD4icQ2iVgOpUsCbVzWuQo1Qrl5BpWj8iis-d8dp_1CzEBOfJSeJaTNuhpQIAwUSUxOsflN9vD8IzQXZkOhtCzUsij7suP4HJTWa7-Pw6aTBdKVztgyUK5VY59E47rABlQBHr-wYQrD9FyJl2YGHXBZ7c3ZHmPpwJ57vxCwNfqQdPBkrthTeYhiVE5v6AD5cdsCFq3QuWHws1UVX-kcxBPKalAcyHLLZDwtee09DebDR6AqAP6VLMsEguiCKQ7tPfrm1_1A9thCCHCYi5FG3qqGo3TskXcN-d2IABr-giG_1QQaJLzAjpYJE1kyHt5626xgS5JljBa2kUanvAQrA4xscBzz6JoDLsP_1Ug_1U-bWdyiBUHgG2KIY2cXyatTEjvlsP18qGsspH7M-yOo8_1J6NHedFhWGPFe4jKHVar9KshLcxUQIRNVXz8Dy5LAi-KAmia9TI3nPZN-o3ZD98IvYBIfzZgKQO4dZK0UOXvVYLn_1aAbCrbEVDeWb9fbQcPYJrC3IyNTEFSFNLxzykb15BrXnjgXD7YzL0dFqn5eOybI8MZlo0-nbE26zPze0RCEsBVSXaXBn_1qjL8UsoOOv-K_1IdS2pJUa2DCsmk_1XEwBKY304H9_11X5TO_1Z42YeKd_1toKP2Q-vAatbMZ_1l48en5O2H2mTHFc93TrUbsdfqdXkKMG3IAt8lviojtcZiiNNqnetA2bsBlGvHySmWy1tuZ4TYVW-Sqde7UZA06GD4HZsLR2TIMmxZFxSQV1V66ptcyWwJqJdXQBGJDm_138fho2_1znJMS9KgUX4yRSeAFKatk2rdfbqxYbsquEiNlaFCdKGiHW-X2TNTtjQtpjFntWlxs-NRhmm-8cxr3FAP9fopEe5XLYyofVaAcFaja4MyqyRwSsPV0emxu8APo7M9DTBqGWw
500 NITS
prepare for nits to become the newest buzzword of the month
>>53608097
I find it hilarious that you thought anything you just said was a good thing
>durable long lasting hardware is bad
Good goys you have to buy the newest gen every 2 years before it breaks
>my pc over 5 years old doesn't fit my basic corporate office business needs to fill out spreadsheets and send out emails
did that guy actually think about any of his arguments?
im using a 2007 toshiba laptop with windows vista
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_49.37_[2016.03.21_18.49.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/haI4sYj.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 49.37 [2016.03.21 18.49.34]")
>>53609257
ipad pro mini s+ when?
>>53609266
K E K
B
T
F
O
You faggots realize that the majority of people only use email and safari in their day to day lives, right?
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT US, THEY KEEP MAKING FUN OF US FOR USING OLD THINKPADS AND OUTDATED ANDROID FLAWED HARDWARE
>>53609132
My entire school uses iPads for work and shit.
>>53609272
Yep, fuck them. My PC is 7 years old and I sure as hell am not going to downgrade to a cuckle product.
>>53609251
It was all a lie.
LOL POOR SAD PEOPLE USING OLD FUCKING COMPUTERS
SAD FUCKS
iphone users' hands growing from the crystals
WORKS WITH NIGHT SHIFT, EVERYONE!
PROUD TO SAY THIS WILL BE MY FIRST IPAD PURCHASE
I P A D P R O
These events are really starting to stagnate without jobs
>>53609231
Most people own a Windows PC in some form.
So saying that most people who buy an iPad Pro are "switching" from a Windows device isn't technically incorrect :^)
BUY THE NEW IPAD GOY A LONG LASTING PC IS BAD LISTEN TO ME GOOD GOY I KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU
It's kinda funny that my 5 year old PC is more powerfull than any of their devices, lmao
>>53609250
>this amount of delusional and still belive it
it doesn't even success outside first world country
>>53609279
>google link
I aint clicking that shit
Why the fuck you would buy apple if you're poor?
People are still using a 2600k in 2016!
Fucking poorfags.
EVERYONE AT THIS CONFERENCE KNOWS HOW COLOR TEMPERATURES WORK YOU IDIOT
>TRUE TONE DISPLAY
>NEVER BEEN OUT BEFORE
Oh, you mean adaptive color correction on CyanogenMod? Right.
>iFaggots actually believe that you have to replace your hardware every single year or else you will be a hillybilly living in a shack in bumble-fuck nowhere like these 600million plebs
holy fuckig kek
>>53609287
How's that Fermi housefire doing?
Windows PCs are built to last. Meanwhile Macs from 2009 are obsolete.
Firefox is dropping Snow Leopard support while keeping XP support.
FOUR CHANNEL
>4-Channel
HOLY SHIT
FOUR-CHANNEL
>>53609306
4 CHAN-NEL
>>53609164
Yet, still no eraser. I think i'll stick with my SP4 for now.
4 C H A N N E L
ONE OF US
OK this is fucking based (adapted whitepoint).
In >2016 every device should do this.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_50.51_[2016.03.21_18.50.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ss1eAu2.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 50.51 [2016.03.21 18.50.49]")
>>53609292
are you okay?
2 NEW 4CHAN
APPLE DETECTS 4CHAN
INNOVASHUN
4 C H A N
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>>53609347
DEAD
E
A
D
That is pretty fucking based tbhfam
>>53609326
I WANNA CUM ON THAT BELLY
>TRUE TONE DISPLAY
Samshit has been doing this for years
>>53609315
So that you can feel richer than you actually are.
See, I can buy the same shit as rich people!
I'm successful in life!
>>53609293
Nokia did the same thing with the PureMotion displays
4 CHANLEL
>twelve cores of hraphics
PRO AUDIO SYSTEM
DUMB AS BALLS
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_51.30_[2016.03.21_18.51.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NF2DbK8.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 51.30 [2016.03.21 18.51.27]")
how is it not illegal for apple to steal f.lux?
it seems like this is exactly what intellectual property laws are designed to prevent, especially since f.lux asked apple to allow them to make the app, then apple said no and made it themselves
lmao conslels
>>53609347
>24 tabs
>>53609347
TUMBLING DOWN
>>53609347
This happens at each of these keynotes. It's nothing new.
Something something sell on rumour yada yada.
Fuck off.
>techradar
HOW ABOUT WCCFTECH?!? :^)
>Xbox 360 comparsions
>literally last gen
>XBOX 360 GRAPHICS
>>53609347
for real?
HAHAHAHAHA
Never thought I would hear the word "xbox 360" in 2016 but that just happened
G R U N T
WOW HALF A TERAFLOP
THAT'S MORE THAN 10 YEAR OLD HARDWARE
>>53609347
Buy on the rumor, sell on the news
This is trading 101, nobody expects stocks to rise anymore during conferences
HALF A TERRA FLOP!
XBOX 360!
WINS!
>really sad :^)
>i-it's like a console from 11 years ago!
>laptop
>gayman
>>53609352
potential new banner for /g/, just insert number '4' instead of 'four'
I-ITSS BETTER THAN A 10 YEAR OLD EXBOCKS TREE SISTY!!!!!
>>53609372
it's not like f.lux invented putting a filter over a screen
Why is this marketed for professionals. This is gimmick consumer shit. No professional is going to want his content to shift colors.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_52.40_[2016.03.21_18.52.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6fGMK53.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 52.40 [2016.03.21 18.52.37]")
>always on botnet
>>53609391
Incredible for games
>Show a game where you don't even drive a car at all, just press the gas
TABLET GAMING ON THE RISE
Crowd is wild
tfw apple LITERALLY invented the pencil
>>53608889
> 5X, 16 GB
> $199
HEY SIRI
E
Y
S
I
R
I
so it looks like the ipad line will become ipad mini and ipad pro, with no in-between. shrewd on apple's part, milk people even more for the larger screen ipad.
I imagine they'll keep the air 2 around just for legacy shit and what not, but the non-pro 9.7" line is dead. i'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
let's just call it iPad Air 3 anyway
PENCIL!
>>53609385
Newest Apple shit can now compete with literal 10 year old hardware.
I might actually buy the SE
MACBOOK PRO WHEN
>MACBOOK PRO WHEN
MACBOOK PRO WHEN
>MACBOOK PRO WHEN
MACBOOK PRO WHEN
>MACBOOK PRO WHEN
MACBOOK PRO WHEN
>MACBOOK PRO WHEN
MACBOOK PRO WHEN
>MACBOOK PRO WHEN
MACBOOK PRO WHEN
>MACBOOK PRO WHEN
I JUST WANT A NEW UPDATED IPAD FUCKING MINI. REEEEE
>I know it always sets off people's phones
THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING TO ADMIT
>this is the best digital drawing tool
>t. literal who
GIVE ME A SKYMEME 15" MACBOOK PRO OR GIVE ME DEATH
I don't care about your fucking iToy Pro that 95% grandmas uses to go on Facebook
gib the Siri b0ss
i don't give a fuck about how much apple thinks the new iPads are a computer replacement. my macbook pro will always be better
shitty surface clone design
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_54.05_[2016.03.21_18.54.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OEwI2n8.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 54.05 [2016.03.21 18.54.03]")
innovation
AN AMAZING REVOLUTIONARY BREAKTHROUGH
A PENCIL
>>53609352
>shut_it_down_pic_of_jew_using_an_advanced_communication_device.png
Even Samsung keynote was more interesting than this dull shit.
I like how the audience is completely silent whenever siri is mentioned.
FIX IT
I
X
I
T
GET ALL THE A$$E$$ORIE$!
ONE
MORE
THING
APPLE SKYMEME MACBOOK PRO RETINA 5K
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>53609437
I hope soon, or I'll have wasted an afternoon for this
THE BEST ACCESSORY APPLE EVER INVENTED
>>53609447
why create one when you can have TWO adapters
WHENS 9.3 RELEASE, I WANNA USE THE UPDATED CARPLAY ON MY WAY TO WORK
>>53609454
atleast we laughed at fuckin weeabos trying to speak english.
They invented a USB port, true innovation!
apple just invented usb-otg
>In the cpu
Botnet
>PORTRUDING CAMERA IN A FUCKING TABLET
Wow.
PROTRUDING CAMERA ON THE IPAD
APPLE DOES IT AGAIN
>photos with ipads
ipad confirmed for retards
>that one dude wearing sunglasses.
BEST ACCESSORY APPLE EVER MADE
>that camera bump
WHY DON'T THEY LISTEN
FUCKING YOUR CAMERA
>>53609447
>tfw Apple's proprietary shit used to be somewhat clever
>tfw Apple is completely shit now
he's literally telling people to plug in TWO
>TWO
TWO adapters in order to use it at work
what a fucking disaster
>2016
>SD card reader!
CAMERA BUMP!
Is there a 3.5mm port
IPAD HAS A CAMERA BUMP
P
A
D
H
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S
A
C
A
M
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A
B
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P
30 minutes left...any chance for a macbook pro?
>>53609442
>taking pictures with your iPad
APPLE INVENTED LIFE ON EARTH
Give us a new Macbook Air, I've been considering one as I miss having a laptop.
>>53609464
https://youtu.be/wTCF8RbNCe4
>>53609467
Joke is carplay fucked up bluetooth
Man watching this shit feels like watching an entire different world.
Are there really that many professionals who don't just have dedicated tech and think a fucking iPad with no physical buttons is the better alternative?
>>53609477
Lol wtf are you doing Apple.
Why include a sd cart slot when you can sell a reader that takes 10x more space for even more cost!
PACKED!
camera bump isn't even necessary
iPhone SE has 12mp iSight and doesn't have the bump
GREASY FACE FRONT FLASH TECHNOLOGY
>CAMERA BUMP ON A FUCKING IPAD
THEY DID IT, THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_56.35_[2016.03.21_18.56.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EgjR6gU.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 56.35 [2016.03.21 18.56.33]")
599 US DOLLARS
599 US DOLLARS
599 US DOLLARS
599 US DOLLARS
But is it Gluten-free? They didn't mention that at all.
>tfw all the enviro-talk is useless now that they publicly endorsed mindless consumerism
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.56.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fFmsuar.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 12.56.59]")
FUCKING PINK
>THE BEST PC REPLACEMENT!
>no trackpad on the dreadful keyboard
>That protruding camera
Fuck me.
>>53609458
They manually adjust the mics to accept/reject audio from the crowd.
>PINK IPAD
>>53609513
yikes @ you
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN
SAMESUNG
WAS
KILL
I
L
L
?
>cheap iphone released
A N D R O I D B T F O
N
D
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O
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D
B
T
F
O
>Rose gold
please clap
ALL ITS MISSING IS A FUCKING MOUSE YOU DUMB CUNTS
> Apple surface pixel pro
32 GB
OMG ROSE GOLD I'LL TAKE 4!
>>53609516
>>53609523
What's wrong with pink?
>>53609442
>>53609461
Don't get your hopes up. Everything has been pre planned. New meme phone, new meme tablet, new fucking watch band
If you're waiting for a MacBook you might as well turn off the stream now
![apple-iphone-se-ipad-pro-event-verge-490[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6O7H8sE.jpg "apple-iphone-se-ipad-pro-event-verge-490[1]")
256GB
nobody clapped at those lower GB prices
TIME TO UPGRADE MY IPAD AIR
LMAOO
>Pro
>Its just a regular ipad
>>53609477
>interconnecting
lewd
>spend money on a fancy-colored ipad
>immediately put an opaque cover on it
256gb
the fuck
DAH FUCK?!
I genuinely wonder if these faggots actually believe that this iPad "pro" horseshit can replace a PC, or are they willingly spewing out bullshit for marketing purposes. What do you guys think?
>>53609516
>FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
>FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
>FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
>FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
FIVE HUNDRED NINTY NINE DOLLARS
my heart
>JUST $599
>>53609527
"cheap"
>>53609428
Just comes down to how much more expensive it is than the Air 2
899
8
9
DOLLARS
O
L
L
A
R
S
Reminder that the A9 is faster in the SE because of the lower res screen
>>53609542
can i has the old one?
THEY'RE LITERALLY CALLING IT 'IPAD PRO'
How can you tell the difference between the big and small one without resorting to 'the big ipad pro'?
>>53609537
there's nothing wrong with it. i was just making a joke about how they were implying that its revolutionary to include a new color.
Did they remove headphone jack or no?
Where the fuck are all these jobs where 3-4 or so attractive young people stand with ipads on their desk?
WHERE?
>MORE POWER THAN MOST PCs
what.
>>53609490
i doubt it, macbook pro usually gets no love on stage
if anything, it will be a quiet upgrade
ROSE GOLD IPAD PRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOHqG1nc_tw
1299 DOLLARS
2
9
9
D
O
L
L
A
R
S
ERASE BUILDER
R
A
S
E
B
U
I
L
D
E
R
REPLACE YOUR THINKPAD WITH A $600 TABLET THAT RUNS A MOBILE OS
JUST DO IT YOU POORFAG DIPSHITIT HAS 32GB OF INTERNAL STORAGE WOW
top fucking lel @ this keynote
all the Apple tech is reused from previous models, and all the software innovations are stolen from Android
just amazing
>>53609555
>Spend $399 on iPhone
>Use it for 5years
>Spend $399 on Android
>Get no updates after 5 months
>$599
How much were the previous 9.7" iPads? I haven't bought an iPad since the original retina one came out.
lol you can really see they moved their shift to chinese people to empty their pockets for some status symbol in the form of an apple
>>53609385
On what fucking planet would you try to sell your product by comparing it to decade old technology? The Xbox 360 was from 2005.
1000 years in Paint
I wish the guy in the ipad shilling video used a better mic. Sounds like he's talking into my ass.
>>53609412
no, and i don't mean to imply that they did
im saying that it seems very odd that it's not illegal to make exactly the same app as someone else, immediately after them pitching it to you
it's like if you filmed a pilot for a tv show and then tried to get it produced, but the producers just stole it from you and got away with it
>>53609537
It is way too gay for Apple.
>>53609552
I think you mean $750
No one will buy the 32GB version.
4CHANNEL
4CHAN
>It said 4 chan-nel again
Apple Employee's browsing this board confirmed
>>53608390
Williams is the #1 seller of pinball-machines.
;^)
>>53609578
Nice meme
>still has 3.5mm port
Wheres the innovation apple
So this $600 shitpad should replace a PC? lmao what? You can literally buy a PC that's like 50x times more powerfull that that trash for that money
>>53609578
>Use it for 5years
This is really sad.
>>53609559
What? That doesn't make the A9 faster in one or the other, it's literally the same chip.
10 inch ipad pro when?
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_59.38_[2016.03.21_18.59.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GrZpYif.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 59.38 [2016.03.21 18.59.36]")
>4 channel
>>53609321
this
choosing a long-lasting technology is bad idea according to macfags
god bless murrica and consumerism
>>53609570
yes
APPLE MURDERED JONY IVE
>That lag on the pencil in the video
apple pls
Obama is talking with Raul Castro soon.
Which stream should I watch?
>>53609583
When comparing a tablet to a purpose built gaming console?
>>53609559
How about a lower clock rate?
4 CHANNEL
C
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>>53609577
>this delusion
When will you Android cucks admit that iOS is simply superior?
>>53609579
499 for 16gb, 599 for 64. this one comes in at 599 for 32, so they're jewing you out of 32gb in exchange for pencil.
>>53609594
It's just a colour.
>>53607893
new iPad Pro at decent size seems interesting
>>53609583
>5 year old pcs are sad
>h...hey guys our hardware can do shit hardware from 10 years ago can
The hand ignoring shit is pretty cool
>>53609617
apple is much more funny!!
>>53609561
iPad Pro Plus™
>>53609578
>get free Android phone in HS
>five years later install Cyanogenmod
>>53609577
The fuck are you talking about??
Didn't you hear all the innovations made ??
All possible thanks to the smart Apple engineers.
>>53609321
hillybilly living in a shack in bumble-fuck nowhere detected
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_01.00.51_[2016.03.21_19.00.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bn3LtOQ.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 01.00.51 [2016.03.21 19.00.48]")
>>53609606
I see what you did there and I approve of it
>>53609617
Literally nothing interesting on the Apple event
Go watch Obama
>>53609578
this desu, except its 2 years for iphone and 3 months for android
The only thing stopping me getting an iOS device is the lack of a 4 channel app.
That fucking camera bump would be so annoying when designers draw on their wobbly tablets.
ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>>53609625
They don't even include the pencil, that's another $120 or however much it is.
I think I saw a popping out camera on the iPad Pro?
> FUCKING DROPPED
How do you want to draw flat on a table with that fucking camera on the back
>>53609606
kek tbqh
Loved this iPad, this + the keyboard is bae
>>53609634
FOR JUST $1099
>>53609647
W H E N
H
E
N
15in iPad Pro when?
>>53609605
You must be poor.
ONE MORE THING
N
E
M
O
R
E
T
H
I
N
G
I JUST WANT TO BUY A FUCKING WATCH BAND
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_01.01.50_[2016.03.21_19.01.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R923P2f.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 01.01.50 [2016.03.21 19.01.47]")
CAMERA POPS OUT
HAHA
The laptop phaseout has begun
>>53609634
Apple IgnoreKit for $0 when
NO MACS HAHAHAHAH
APPLE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
that pc laptop
> that PC LAPTOP
that pc laptop
> that PC LAPTOP
that pc laptop
> that PC LAPTOP
that pc laptop
> that PC LAPTOP
>>53609668
TUESDAY
THAT'S IT?
>>53609655
website version is nice anyway
Only shit is no webm support
>>53609656
people use cases anyway.
OH FUCK OFF
SHOW THE MACBOOK PRO ALREADY !
HOW ARE THEY GOING TO LOOP US IN!!
ONE
MORE
that black milanese loop watch band looks sexy as fuck desu familia.
wheres the fucking iphone 7
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW IPHONE??
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW IPHONE??
>we care about climate change
>WOW 5 YEAR OLD PC? TRASH THAT SHIT
Disgusting.
>he officially said they rae dropping the macbooks in favor of the ipad.
fuck my life
NEW BANDS FOR APPLE WATCH GUYS!!!
>>53609606
meta
COOL NEW BANDS
O
O
L
N
E
W
B
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D
S
>>53609689
WHICH
>climate change
jesus christ
>>53609656
iWobble
>>53609693
on iPads?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MAC PRO UPDATE FGTS
ONE MORE THING
>>53609714
cool
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_13.03.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UqTgVuX.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 13.03.35]")
CAMPUS
>>53609634
When I was shopping for laptops like 6 years ago there was a laptop with a built-in stylus and a touch screen that did that same exact thing.
>>53609704
September
>>53609708
That's September
ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING
>>53609704
>>53609708
6S JUST LAUNCHED 6 MONTHS AGO, DONT BE RETARDED, WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_01.03.12_[2016.03.21_19.03.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zRS1sTx.jpg "2500.m3u8 snapshot 01.03.12 [2016.03.21 19.03.09]")
holy shit applel will move!!!
t-that's it?
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
>WHERE IS THE MACBOOK PRO
iPHONE 7 WHEN
STEVE IS DEAD GET OVER IT
NO MACS
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
>That was it
Wew
IPAD REPLACED THE MACBOOK
ITS OVER
>>53609743
>Indoctrination campus #455Z
>NO ONE LAST THING
>>53609708
AUTUMN YOU FUCK
>>53609735
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>53609716
LOL
>>53609746
based pajeet
>>53609738
no i mean i didnt hear anything about it. i even skimmed through the entire stream. all there was was the SE
>no USB-C
>no new macbooks
MACFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH. KILL YOURSELF LADS.
>>53609725
WWDC you dumb fuck.
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_13.03.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BPmJXo5.jpg "atv mvp.m3u8 snapshot 00.00 [2016.03.21 13.03.49]")
No onemorething™
ONE MORE THING
WHERE IS IT
THAT'S IT
APPLE IS FINISHED
lmao you are shitting me
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!
easily the most boring and useless apple keynote ever
i wasted an hour watching this crap are u fucking kidding me
NO NEW MACBOOK
APPLE IS DEAD
APPLE, LOW ENERGY WWDC
TRUMPS GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE CLEANERS
Haven't even updated the 12 inch Macbook.
NO MACBOOK
NO MAC PRO
NO THUNDERBOLT DISPLAY
ONLY REBRANDED ITOYS
FUCK MY LIFE
TEMPTED TO BUY AN XPS NOW
Literally
Fucking
NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G
>We released tiny versions of our other products
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>no skylake macbook pro
What the shit.
>>53609746
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>53609747
dead
aaah
ew
ONE MORE THING
APPLE WILL MOVE
wheres the macbook
k now wheres my ios 9.3?
>Macbook owners cucked.
Glad I bought a Windows 10 laptop.
NO MORE THINGS
EVERYBODY GO HOME
>>53609757
its a fucking spring event what did you expect?
>>53609754
R U I N E D
Maybe they took notice of the public outcry from the no-headphone-jack leaks and decided to re-design their iPhone.
It is over.
That was abysmally bad for Apple.
The magic is definitely gone now.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>53609634
>The hand ignoring shit is pretty cool
The Samsung Notes have done that forever. It's actually pretty standard with any drawing software.
You would know that if you ever used these types of things before. It's the same as adding "interactive menus" as a bullet point to the back of a DVD.
>iphone 5 refresh
>iPad refresh
>no more thing
Apple officially dead
>>53609754
>no external monitor support
>>53609782
TOP FUCKING KEK
NO MACBOOK
Apple = DEAD.
>>53609799
P R A N J E E T
R
A
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J
E
E
T
But it still doesn't run OS X topkek.
![f200390bbf4769279a0161f031ef3fac76a508d52ba12cbf8b698da24745eca0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ds6xC8s.jpg "f200390bbf4769279a0161f031ef3fac76a508d52ba12cbf8b698da24745eca0[1]")
macfags btfo
>tfw >>53608134 turned out to be correct.
>>53607893
that was . . . legitimately disappointing
I was hoping for a macbook refresh or something
the iphone se looks cool, I guess, but I couldn't care less about the ipad or any of the health shit
wake me up for WWDC
UNSTICKY THIS SHIT!
>Let me LOOP you in
>They changed their headquarters
>No iPhone upgrade
>No Apple Watch upgrade
>No Apple TV upgrade
>No Macbook refresh
Worst keynote in 15 years.
Do they really believe that ipad is future of computing?
>mac
FUCK YOU APPLE GIVE US THE MACBOOKS NOW
>>53609782
>>53609787
CAN YOU PEOPLE CONTAIN YOUR SPERGOUTS?
THOSE GET ANNOUNCED IN SEPTEMBER IN WWDC
WWDC IS FOR MAJOR SHIT
MARCH FOR MINOR SHIT
So it was... literally nothing.
Just current hardware in frame we already had (iPhone 6s tech in iPhone 5s case + iPad Pro in iPad Air case), plus going over already-announced iOS 9.3 and some bullshit health initiatives no one cares about.
Think the only real news was new apple watch bands and the true-colour thing
worst apple keynote ever
>>53608398
Not true if you count all the Android wear watches as the same category
Those new Nylon band tho
i'm an apple fan and I even admit that event was absolutely abysmal
that loop tho!
>256GB
>your entire music collection
>all your HD movies
Fuck yes
>Apple Pencil
>Apple bands
>Stupid tablet bullshit that will "take over the personal computer"
Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave.
>>53609810
SPRING
EVENT
these are all shitty products they need to get out of the way before their september event where the good shit happens
>>53609825
They don't really believe that, they just want all the plebs to switch over to tablets since their needs are so simplistic anyway.
>>53609763
lel
>>53609807
>implying there was magic to begin with
maybe for easily distracted people who like shiny things
>>53609810
im glad the 5 got a refresh. Literally their last best phone gets better specs.
If the iphone is the gay phone, the 6 line is the gaylord of phones. Fuck the iphone 6
>>53609831
>>>53609782
>>>53609787
>CAN YOU PEOPLE CONTAIN YOUR SPERGOUTS?
>THOSE GET ANNOUNCED IN SEPTEMBER IN WWDC
>WWDC IS FOR MAJOR SHIT
>MARCH FOR MINOR SHIT
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
where da fucking innovation away
That was even worse than last years
SURFACE BOOK BTFO APPLE
>>53609798
TODAY
>>53609843
>No mSD card slot
kek'd hard, can't believe apple still does this
APPLE WEBSITE BTFO
>>53609712
Can anyone confirm this?
>>53609825
>600 million
>over 5 years old
>so sad
>more powerful than xbox
>>53609812
since when?
>>53609831
this
>>53609848
t. "gaming enthusiast"
>>53609858
>DAMAGE CONTROL
The fuck are you talking about you retarded child, is this babby's first Apple event? Do you not know how this works?
Do they really think it's acceptable to still use the 5S casing? Apple don't even bother redesigning their phones anymore
>>53609520
No one is picking up on this? How the fuck are you meant to draw on the thing if it doesn't sit flat on a fucking table?
>>53609868
We WAP now.
2000s kids will not get this.
>>53609884
DAMAGE CONTROL
>iPad pro, the new face of personal computing
yeah kek'd hard on this one
>>53609870
r u retarded
>>53609812
>What is Airplay/HDMI out
:^)
>>53609884
>I'm an apple whore with a history
m8...
>>53609861
Nice Macbook rep.
safari for windows when
>>53609831
Skylake will be a year old by that time
>>53609861
Damn that looks nice.
>>53609870
confimed
source: my mother's husband works at apple
>>53609902
>faggle keyboard
lomo
>>53609861
I checked that book out last friday in a store.
> plastic body
> that gap when you close it
> even more expensive than rmbp
now get the hell out, with the next rmbp update to skylake surface will be again obsolete
>>53609913
it's not really.. i tried them out at the microsoft store here in NYC
>>53609902
DAMAGE CONTROLLLLLLLL hahahahahHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>53609206
>>53609212
>What's wrong with you? Why aren't you buying shiny new idevices every year? You don't want to be left behind do you?
iphone se has no headphone port
who /buying an XPS/ here?
>everyone complaining about a boring event
No shit, everyone knew about the iPhone SE and 9.7 iPad Pro weeks in advance, and they're just smaller versions of existing flagship products. That's why the event was held in Apple's small Town Hall auditorium.
If you have the slightest clue about Apple, you already know the real exciting announcements come at WWDC (major new versions of iOS, OS X, watchOS, and tvOS) and the Fall event (next-generation iPhone, iPad Pro, and Apple Watch).
>>53609922
son of a cuck!
>>53609930
bwahahahahahaha
>>53609927
I thought the
>:^)
Was explanatory that I was acting stupid.
Glad I bought this instead.
>>53609886
It is a pretty design to be fair, and if they'd shrunk the bezels down and refined it all a smidge more it'd be acceptable. Gutting a 5s and slamming in a new chip isn't
>>53609143
looks like a fucking CWC drawing
>>53609877
>implying I don't play games on consoles
PCs are for work, and having to use an iPad for my job would probably drive me to suicide or insanity (or both).
>>53609930
who uses those tacky cords these days right?
google btfo
>>53609861
> 2 hours of battery life on tablet mode
> weights 3x more than the ipad
bad tablet
> dual core ULV cpu
> gimped 940M with no drivers ever
> no anti-reflective coating display
> only runs Botnet OS
bad laptop
>>53609944
damage cONTROL ARE YOU INCONTROL?!?!
check it tghen back it ;_)
>>53609930
Yes it does. Check the official page. It shows it clearly.
>>53609888
Didn't even consider that - its going to wobble. You will need a case by default.
Apple is gonna sell a billion of these 399 phones
>>53609937
nah I'm gonna make my current laptop die and then I'll quit portable computing altogether and become a zen monk.
I think the biggest thing that people didn't notice is that they fucking discontinued the iPad Mini 4 and is selling the fuckin first Mini instead which uses hardware from 2011 its a fucking small ipad 2 how can they do this?
>>53609888
I didn't even think of that, they really screwed up... you're going to need a case to draw with it now.
>>53609888
>How the fuck are you meant to draw on the thing if it doesn't sit flat on a fucking table?
This is an Apple product. No one will draw shit on it. It is nothing more than a shinny white expensive status giving facebook machine.
>>53609848
>all their customers switch to iPad
>release clamshell iPad
>innovate
>profit
>>53609924
>> plastic body
>>53609825
For the average John Doe it is.
>>53609905
fucking this
>>53609982
Nah, you got that wrong m9
>>53608605
because he is a homosexual.
>>53609993
>clamshell iPad
my fucking sides
>>53609939
Also if it's a simple hardware update they're not making a keynote at all because the keks have no idea what a "sky lake" is
There's only going to be an event if they make it a new color or add a button that makes selfies or whatever
Found this on rebbit
http://strawpoll.me/7145442/r
I don't give a shit about your stupid new HQ.
Where's the OLED MacBook Pro?
>>53610022
fucking this
>Not using comfy chinkpad
Who cares about macbook reveal.
>>53609993
lol'd
Why is everyone upset about no new macbook pro - this means they will support the 2015 model for a while - maybe just with some spec bumps
and the 2015 model is PERFECT
>>53610051
PERFECT
HAHAHAH DAMAGE CONTROL
>>53610033
SEPTEMBER
>>53609083
>tfw got my s5 a year ago for 175 and its still as good as new
>tfw poeple will actualy buy a phone with 16gb of non expandable memory for 400$ in 2016
>>53609260
Dont try to think about it, Apple is still the most "ethical" company despite employing kids to manufacture their shit, how does it works ? we may never now the secret of such magic ......
>>53609578
more like buy a 400 android, keep it for 3 years, have a micro SD with all your shit on and enjoy your 200 gb of music, clean install any custom rom in order to give it a new life, buy spare batteries so you dont have to worry about it; buy a 400 Ishit, break it after 6 months, struggle to have half your music on it and get fucked after each update release as Apple purposefully slows down your phone.
What was all that hate towards microsoft for? They could've not mentioned it and they would have at least kept part of the magic going... Fucking dead steve jobs I swear
>>53610029
What if I'm
"Disappointed as expected"
>>53609631
Underrated comment
>>53609993
Somebody screencap this.
>>53610033
>oled
>not liking retina display
>>53610051
>it's 2016
>buying a computer from 2015
>with a processor from 2014
yup sounds PERFECT
> $269 for the cheapest iPad Mini 2
WOW!
Even the poorest of people can have new Apple products. That's progress.
>>53610061
i love mine man.. great screen, best trackpad of all time, thin but not too thin
>tfw still using iphone 4
All I need is a battery replacement and this baby will be going strong for at least another year or two.
>>53610069
kek'd
>>53610088
emotional value doesn't mean it's a great product for today's standards and price value.
>>53610084
>TN panels
>>53610100
if they spec bump it, it's perfect for today
>>53610088
>but not too thin
only included because there's someone else that makes a thinner one, right?
fucking sheep!
>>53610089
DO IT.
>>53610112
they didnt - thats the point you fucking retard
>>53610088
I can't understand a fucking thing you're saying with you gagging on all that t.cook cum
>>53610068
The way Windows 10 is going means that M$ is actively seeking to build a walled garden environment retarded enough to steal customers away from Apple.
Here you go guys. Have fun with these comments.
http://forums.macrumors.com/threads/apple-announces-4-inch-iphone-se-starting-at-399.1962293/
>apple keynote
>1k+ replies
>let's make /g/ great again!
>>53610089
> tfw iPhone 5
> replaced battery for 15 bucks
> getting great battery life again
> latest iOS
feels great tbqh
>>53610130
yes but they can spec bump at any time without an announcement
>>53610178
DAMAGE CONTROL XDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can anyone give a summary i missed it
>>53610196
here it is:
NOTHING
the real question now is: who was the first to report on the "SE" name? Bc that source has just become fucking reliable
>>53610196
>FBI sucks
>Smaller iPhone
>pls buy apple watch
>buy smaller iPad pro to replace windows
>muh software
>muh 6 million apps
>>53610196
BANDS
TINY THINGS
APPLES MOVING TO ANOTHER CAMPUS WITH ALL YOUR MONEY
CLOSE
>>53610196
New iWatch band with multiple colors too.
That is it.
>>53610185
dude i couldnt give less of a fuck - just unclear why everyone is freaking out
>>53610051
>>53610051
>>53610086
With the same design as 8 years ago.
Kill that noise.
Shitty 12" MacBook looks better and more modern than a MacBook Pro retina.
the tablet market is already saturated.
apple needs to fend off microsoft and their surface series with a great macbook pro.
cash grabs like adapters are not helping.
>>53610196
Apple cured autism
iPad pro mini
watch band
children at Foxconn will now assemble and disassemble your phone
>>53610196
> 4 inch iPhone SE with 6s specs for $399
> 9.7 inch iPad Pro
> Applel watch price drop to $299
>>53610196
>2011: small is better lol
>2012: tall is better lol
>2014: big is better lol
>2016: small was better all along lol
>>53609967
> 2 hours of battery life on tablet mode
Compared to the rmbp's 0 hours?
> weights 3x more than the ipad
Its a computer. Not a Tablet.
> dual core ULV cpu
I guess.
> gimped 940M with no drivers ever
Idk bout that
> no anti-reflective coating display
Designed for color accuracy.
> only runs Botnet OS
runs linux too.
>>53610250
HAHAHAHAH ;-) CHECK IT gREAK IT LFGR IT ;:===)) Y0U FOPOOL
>>53610280
the ride never ends
>>53610307
I don't know any of these memes! Am I gettin old?
>>53610165
Same here m8
>>53609825
pleb computing, they will always have Macs for serious stuff.
>>53610280
>small was better all along lol
More like we have three sizes now, so pick whatever the fuck you want.
>4
>4.7
>5.5
>>53610329
;-) now greak it
>>53610332
Not sure if my next upgrade will be the iPhone 7 or SE, the camera quality of the iPhone 5 on low light is sad and 30 fps videos is old.
Otherwise, great phone.
>>53610403
might as well get the se if even for only a year, basically a 6 in a smaller case with a lower price tag
>>53610403
I'm trying to stick to the 5 for as long as I can. It still does everything I want it to do, but I'm not a power user. I'll switch when something substantially new is coming, like OLED or whatever. The camera actually got worse in normal lighting conditions. Whenever my brother sends me pictures from his 6S they look like a water colour painting or something. Really horrible.
>>53610251
why bother changing the design if that's part of what makes it so attractive?
>>53608249
UChicago or get out faggot
>>53608676
What the fuck is going on here.
何ですか。。。。。。
underwhelming is an understatement
In 2 weeks Microsoft will truly change the world. Again.
>>53610196
Apple is running on 100% renewable energy in US and China, 93% worldwide.
Jerking off over recycling and their new recycling robot.
New shitty bands for the Apple Watch.
New 4 inch iPhone, basically 6s specs in a 5s casing. No 3D touch.
9.7 inch iPad pro with ugly camera bump and flash. Spec wise the same as the normal iPad Pro
iOS 9 features, none new since the beta
tvOS folders and new siri functions and other boring shit.
I think that's all
>>53610290
>runs linux too.
after you compile the kernel for hours.
>>53610290
>Compared to the rmbp's 0 hours?
You mean 10?
>>53610251
>Kill that noise.
mine is silent almost always silent, it looks great, lasts me all day and has enough performance for Photoshop, c4d, intellij idea and so on
>>53612649
Are yo U retarded, the rMBP has no tablet mode so how can it have tablet mode battery
>>53610100
>emotional value doesn't mean it's a great product for today's standards and price value.
it was THE best laptop 2015 and still is good enough today
>>53612688
>Are yo U retarded, the rMBP has no tablet mode so how can it have tablet mode battery
>>>/reddit/
>>53610122
Kill yourself, no I'm serious, fucking kill yourself.
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