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>>83580784
Why is this drawing of Inky ugly? Didn't the artist know that Inky wore braces in his youth?
>>83580784
daily reminder ahsoka is best waifu
What other types of Star Wars anthology movies will Disney make, if Rogue One and Han Solo are a success at the box office?
>>83580784
Xth for Ezra is Snoke and The Knights of Ren are The Knights of Wren.
>>83581042
What's up with Friday and that other girl in your pic? Interesting though.
>>83581091
There are plans for a Boba Fett film, seriously
>>83581091
Clones anthology movie.
>>83581156
Wasn't Trank supposed to be directing it before his meltdown in F4, or was that just a rumor? Either way, a Boba Fett movie is just asking for mandofans to get mad over something, again.
>>83581136
Artists draw various fictional characters as teenagers or adults and imagine what they look like.
>>83581091
>one about how Han Solo's parents hooked up
>Jabba the Hutt club
>construction of the Falcon
>Millennium Falcon space journeys
>Ewoks origin story
>construction of the second Death Star
>aftermath of the destruction of second Death Star
>R2D2 and C3PO adventures
>Princess Leia's aggressive negotiations
>Rebels on Hoth
>5 Boba Fett films tracking down Han before ANH
>Han and Chewbacca meet for the first time
Knowing how Disney is playing right now I wouldn't be surprised if those end up being made in the future and yet we would never get to see anything from Prequel era again...
>>83581549
>Princess Leia's aggressive negotiations
Do go on.
>>83581091
Pablo says there is 1 more Anthology being currently worked on that is unrevealed (maybe this Celebration). He just said it was Lucas's idea (along with the Solo movie)
So... What do you guys think Lucas came up with? TCW was his last SW project, so that may be a good place to start. The Solo movie likely stems from the fact that Solo was the only OT character, alive in that era, that didn't get used in TCW, and was a cut idea from RotS, so it's clear he had ideas for a Solo story for a while.
I'm drawing a blank for any other ideas Lucas wanted to do. We know he had the 1313 tv show in mind for a little while. He scratched the surface of Old Republic stuff with Moraband, but I feel like it's too alien for the casual audience. Too soon for such a risk.
Boba and Obi movies have both been speculated on for a very long time, but I am just not sure Lucas would have been behind either of those. He tied Obi-Wan's story off with a bow in RotS, and he has always been a bit weird with Boba.
Are we still showing off our lightsabers?
>>83581652
Anon, this is a blue board.
>>83581605
It would just be Tarkin telling her a very longwinded and boring story from his childhood, not even the ones where he survived out in the wilderness. It would be about his day during show and tell when he was a kid.
By the end of it, she's pretty sure her hair can make a perfectly sound noose.
>>83581549
Not just the prequel era, there are thousands of years in the Republic era that Disney can shape into ANYTHING, unrestricted. But no, we have find out what irrelevant thing jackass number 7547 did in the OT era
>>83581861
Because if we went into the past, then somehow we take away the 'tone from Star Wars'. That's the excuse they'll use.
>>83581910
>It won't be star warsy enough for the fans!
what are some good Star Wars comics?
>>83582762
Kanan
Lando
Shattered Empire
Darth Vader and the Ghost Prison
>>83582762
This >>83582863
and Dark Times too.
do not "open" the spoiler if you are gonna read DV and the Ghost Prision.WHY THE FUCK DID VADER KILLED LAURITA?
>>83583048
I honestly have no idea,that half deaf, armless Imperial was no threat to him. Vader just did it to be a dick. I want to think as he fell down, an oncoming speeder picked him up on accident.
>>83583048
I didn't listen.
>>83583190that comic made me hate Vader for some time
>>83581042
Nuh-uh
>can finally vote this year
>but don't care
>mom drags me out of the house to vote
>get to the polls
>no "Grandmaster Yoda" option
Shit election desu.
>>83584552
>Not voting for Sheev:^)
this thread is dead
Season 3 fucking when?
>>83583832
Because it was such a petty act, even for him. It also just didn't make any sense, Laurita was in no way going to be a threat to Vader, let alone a rival.
>>83584845
>That slave Ahsoka
Totally disgusting
>>83585084
Literally the only SFW slavesoka pic I have. I saved yours now, thanks.
So here's an idea. You know how Inky used to be a temple guard?
What if ALL the Inquisitors are former temple guards?
>>83585084You should see the bottom half of that pic.
>>83585636
I see Aayla had a rival then
>>83585729
You got the wrong pic, anon.
>>83585729
>>83585809
This must have been why Anakin was so fucked up.
>>83585833
>Padme, Aayla, Ahsoka, Shaak Ti and SS.
poor Ani.
>>83585809
Why is Ashoka so much cuter than other Togruta like this hag?
>>83585833
>>83585927
Reminder that Anakin is a pure man that can only tolerate homogeneous relationships.
>>83585984
Ahsoka's younger, therefore, she's more attractive. It's a human thing.
>>83586023
Being faithful is one thing, being molested is another.
>>83585984
>like this hag
DELETE
THIS
but I agree, Ahsoka is cuter
>>83585729
>Palpatine didn't build Vader a robot penis to fuck SS with
the monster
>ywn bang a cute moff
>>83585984
seriously, ew
I do think Anakin stayed faithful to Padme during the Clone Wars and I don't think he ever fucked Ahsoka. But I bet it might have crossed his mind a few times.I could see Ahsoka having a secret FWB relationship with one of the clones though.Hell, I might even write a story about that. I've never tried my hand at smut, but there's a certain art to describing the act of love making in order to make it sound as erotic as possible, which I respect.
>>83586184
I want her to force-rape me.
>>83586293I'm actually writing one withRex and Ahsokabut it's currently on hiatus. Just before the showdown too. Used pic related as inspiration
>>83586401Mine would take place during the Clone Wars, probably somewhere around the middle of S2. I wouldn't want to do it with Rex, he's too high ranking and loyal to be able to keep it a secret. Just another Clone, like Kix or Jesse.
>>83586554That's the catch in my story, he doesn't know it's her since he can't see because of the helmet. After all,they're good friends but that will soon change.
What do you guys think happened to Rex after the CW Series finale (and after the S7 story reels)?
Was he there at the Battle of Coruscant? How did he manage to remove the inhibitor chip? What were the circumstances that lead to him leaving the Grand Army of the Republic?
Might as well speculate while Rebels is on break.
>>83586554
>>83586658
You know what? Fuck it, I'll keep working on it.
>>83586805
Good for you, Anon! The more you write, the better you'll get at it!
>>83586787
He was on Mandalore at the time of Order 66, just after Battle of Coruscant.
He probably found medical supplies that let him take out the chip, like the other clones did.
He didn't leave the GAR, he left the Empire after being phased out by recruits and being disenfranchised with the Empire's goals.
>>83586932
Wait, is this canon?
Why was he on Mandalore?
>>83586965
Siege of Mandalore, anon. How else do you think the Empire got control of the system and had set up academies which Sabine would eventually attend? Clones went in to remove Maul and Death Watch, and they kept the planet as they transitioned from Republic to Empire.
Guys, what will we do when he passes? He's the only voice for C-3P0. No one has ever played 3P0 but him.
>>83586996
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
But why didn't the 501st go to Mandalore with him?
>>83586965
He says he hasn't seen Ahsoka since the Siege of Mandalore back in his first Rebels episode
>>83587050
501st was on Coruscant at the time of Order 66, clearing out the Temple for Sheev. Rex obviously wasn't attached to the 501st anymore by that point.
>>83587038
Tom Kane has done the voice before, and they already have a back-up Threepio model, Chris Bartlett.
Besides, Daniels still has a ton of time. 70 is the new 50.
>>83587038
He's been voiced by other people in a couple of things, but he's been 3P0 for most appearances. Like, he has a different VA for star wars kinect.I'm a bit sad that I've learned Daniels is a bit of a dick, since C3P0 is my favorite character.
>>83587038
>C-3P0
>0
Hello my casual son
>>83587179
You would be a dick too if you were stuck being known for Threepio for 30 years and past that until you die
>>83587199
Yeah, it ruffles my autism too when people keep doing that.
Maybe they know and that's why they do it?
>>83587220
Its one thing responding to fans, but he seems to have contempt for Baker.
>>83587220
He's been a dick from the beginning, though. Kenny Baker tried to be friends with him on the set of ANH and Daniels told him to fuck off.
>>83587252
I'm sure that he isn't 100% a dick.
>>83587252
So that's why C3PO is such a dick to R2
>>83587275
I don't know, depends on whether you think anyone is 100% dick. He's been known to be rude to fans for years, though.
>>83587380
There is still good in him, I can feel it.
>>83586932
Oh fuck I just realized were probably going to get a scene where Rex is forcing himself not to kill Ahsoka while pulling other clones away from her. Imagine how sad it would be if Rex is running from Ahsoka and the whole time she's trying to help him since he appears to be in distress then when she finally gets to him he ends up forcing out the words "D-Die -no, no she's a friend she's -Die Jedi scum!"
>>83587683
He probably took the chip out before that order came in, so he wouldn't be trying to kill her anyway. The chip is the only thing that made the Clones turn on the Jedi anyway.
>>83587683
He removed the chip, so that wouldn't happen. After all, if any of his brothers saw him helping a Jedi, then he would be considered a traitorwhich is something I think should've happened.
Did anyone else assume that Ahsoka only saw Anakin's starfighter or something when she said she saw hm go off to save Sheev?
Maybe it's just because I believe that them meeting between TCW and Rebels would cheapen their reunion, but wouldn't it make more sense that Ahsoka was a witness to the battle of Coruscant and saw the Jedi and clones go into space?
Am I missing something that was mentioned in the show about them actually meeting?
>>83588698
The unfinished series finale had Ahsoka taking part in liberating Mandalore from Maul. She was discussing the plan of attack with Anakin and Obi-Wan before they left for the Battle of Coruscant.
Don't let this thread die! Postcute!
>>83589430
>>83590183
what could of been
Are Togrutas actually space sluts, or is it just wishful thinking based on their similarities with Twi'Leks?
>>83590507
I wish we could somehow have seen this "Everything just somehow works out" scenario. It could have made for a really powerful force vision for Anakin but I guess we're passed that point now.
>>83593465
You might be mistaken with Tuskens.
>>83593667
UUURRRT URT URT URT URT URTs are not for sexual
>>83593667
>>83593701
Never met a Tusken that wasn't aHOAR
>>83594176
Hoar is one of those things like jizz where you have to wonder if whoever came up with that ever actually said it out loud and thought "wait maybe I shouldn't call it that"
Gentleman, it's time we face some uncomfortable facts. Rebels is off-season, we don't know when exactly it will return, SW Celebration isn't until next month, and Rogue One isn't until December. And we can't survive on comic books alone.
We're going to need something to justify these threads.
>>83595188
>we can't survive on comic books alone.
We could if they'd fucking release them on anything resembling a consistent schedule.
>>83594265
It was the 70's anon, things were different back then.
>>83595188
Enjoy the silence while it lasts. Are the threads dead forever? Nope. Star Wars never dies it just multiplies.
When Celebration arrives I expect it to get busy here with the content being shared during the convention.
>>83595212
And not all in the same week would be nice.
>>83589430
>>83595188
1 month til' Celebration is absolutely fine. Threads have been slower than usual, but they've never died. We've still been getting varying amounts of posters, from 50-80 usually. People are just a bit burned out, or busy with exams, ect.
We get a bunch of comics dropping next week. In fact, we're going to have comics every single week in the run up to Celebration, including the start of the Han Solo comic, a new Kenobi special issue, the next part of the final Vader comic arc, AND the start of Cuck Wendigs semi-controversial TFA adaptation. We also have EA set to announce something, and at the very least show off the next Battlefront DLC, this Sunday. We can enjoy at least a thread of bitching about that!
So yeah, this is a slow week, slowest all year, but I think things WILL pick up, very soon. Gradually, and then the threads will explode again when Celebration happens.
Which, by the way, we're confident that we will be able to have streamed in the Cytube for you guys. That will be fun.
As >>83595326 said, we should just enjoy the quieter atmosphere. Discussion only ends when you let it.
>>83596322
Why's Wendig's adaptation controversial? I haven't been keeping up with news recently due to exams.
>>83596646
Literally because it's Wendig.
He has yet to prove or redeem himself in the eyes of fans, so when it was announced that he is writing the official TFA adaptation, there was a lot of panic in this thread.
I personally don't think it will be too bad. I doubt he has much freedom on it, considering it's just a movie adaptation. But we'll see.
The Inquisitorius did nothing wrong.
>>83581652
I doubt Saberanon is on, but whatevs.
>>83597059
well with so many of them dying they must have done something wrong
>>83597464
Spinning's not a good trick.
>>83593649
You've got to remember we knew it was a Bad End for Anakin from day zero. We knew he's going to turn into an asthmatic cyborg and nothing is going to change that no matter how much we like the man. So while it could have been a nice motivator for him we already knew it would come to nothing anyway.
>>83597535
So dumb
This webm is what's wrong with Rebels
>>83597464
Well their biggest mistake was taking that doofus 5B into their ranks.
>http://webmshare.com/gBQPj
Also what >>83597535 said
>>83597657
I would love an "alternate universe" type thing where he doesnt turn, perhaps he changes his mind or obi-wan learns about padme or whatevernot that obi and ahsoka didnt already know/suspect
>>83597770
>>83597770
How so? During the majority of season one Kanan was getting his ass handed to him by Inky, and during this battle Kanan finally understood the Force and let it guide him. This in turn allowed him to understand his fear of the Grand Inquisitor and ultimately defeat him.
>>83597914
>being bothered by repulsorlifts
>>83597914
I loved every second of the sabercopters.
>>83597995
>>83598027
Not that guy, but I personally hated the sabercopters because of the hypocrisy of many fans in regarding lightsaber functions. People loved to shit n the EU for its ways of having odd lightsabers, but when Rebels had some that made them fly, suddenly it was muh repulsorlifts this or it through the Force that, some people love to shit on the EU for being stupid but when canon does it, suddenly it's ok.
But no, using lightsabers to fly is dumb and having lightsaber blades be used as propellers is laughably retarded. Then again if this was in the EU, ya'll would have been calling it a travesty.
>>83598147
They explained how it works. Good enough for me.
Your EU is still shitand not canon.
>>83598281
Your new canon is shit
>>83598147
I think most fans dislike the spinsabers though. Everywhere I have seen, they're generally criticized, even by the people who love Rebels.
>>83581136
That's Wednesday Addams and Lydia Deetz
>>83598819
Most of Legends is garbage
I like what they're doing so far - adapting some of the better stories with canon OCs and leaving everything else in not-canon land.
I do miss some of the characters like Kyle Katarn and Krayt but they do still exist, just not in canon.
>>83598976
>Most of Legends is shit tier fanfiction
ftfy
>>83598976
>do miss some of the characters like Kyle Katarn and Krayt but they do still exist, just not in canon.
Isn't the whole EU stilll tertiary canon anyway? So if that shit's not drectly contradicted by Disney properties, it's effectively part of the universe.
>>83599440
same applies to the nucanon
>>83599455
Nope, the EU is now "Legends", along with Lego, Infinity, fanfiction, and sex parodies. Legends is effectively just a nice name for "non-canon". There isn't really a structure or canon to it, although I guess you could use Leeland Chee's old Tiering system if you wanted to go back and look at what the Star Wars universe used to be.
For example, if they ever make a non-canon story about Kylo in the future, it will also be labeled Legends, despite obviously not fitting in with the rest of the EU.
Hope I explained that well enough.
>>83598976
I keep wondering to people I see, whether there is any truth to the rumor that TFU is still considered "somewhat canon". I remember reading/hearing/seeing something that gave evidence that George gave the first one his seal of canonical approval. If it is the case, awesome. If it's not the case, fucking TFU II fucked everything up forever (and I mostly hate it. Except for corrupting Stormtroopers to commit suicide, that shit made me so happy).
Storytimes when? Or is the thread going to be lame as always? I still haven't read the ending to Obi-Wan and Anakin
>>83599585
TFU is definitely not canon.
You're right. At least, according to the developers, they had the "seal of approval" from George for the first game, unlike KOTOR 2 which Lucas allowed them to release under the understanding that he wouldn't consider it part of his Star Wars. (Something about contradictory views of the Force, and they refused to pull back the deadline to change it)
But it was not kept to be Canon by Lucasfilm, when they wiped the Expanded Universe in 2014. I think Rogue One and Rebels have pretty much collectively replaced the story of TFU.
>>83595188
Don't be so fucking dramatic. The thread is just slow for a while, not dying a slow death, nor is it on life support, or in danger of being deleted. Embrace it.
>>83597535
I made a better webm but no one ever uses it ;_;
>>83599589
You can can storytime it, anon.
>>83597914
This is also without the 1 frame of Ahsoka in the beginning.
>>83599775
That would require me to download the comic thus defeating the purpose of a story time.
>>83599866
>thus defeating the purpose of a story time.
You don't have to read the comic before you storytime it. Just read as you post.
I haven't read the ending either, so at least one person would benefit from it.
>>83595188
>>83599775
Do what must be done, Lord Tripfag.
Do not hesistate.
Show no mercy.Post cheesecake.
Vader is kinda hard to read now that it's just a slow crawl leading to the death of my waifu.
But at least Poe has fighting Kaiju to lighten the mood
>>83599924
>carpet-muncher
>>83599589
>>83599775
>>83599866
I'll do them.
>>83597535
He looks so panicked switching on the rotation, he truly had no better idea at that point.
What are Kylo Ren's thoughts on Palpatine? What are Snoke's thoughts on Palpatine for that matter?
Does Phasma know where her armor came from? Also, $100 says Phasma is a cyborg or straight-up gynoid.
Why were there no Twi'leks in TFA? Why were the only alien characters of a pre-established species ones that we already knew (Akbar, Nien Nunb)? This one can't even be put to prequel hate, there were Rodians, Duros, Gammoreans, Ugnaughts, and Twi'leks in the OT
What happened to Barriss? What happened to Chuchi? To Baron Papanoida? To Boba? To the Kaminoans?
Metal Gear?
>>83600062
>image during a storytime
You deserve to be Order 66'd
>>83600125
Punished Anakin
>>83600131
call the cops i dont give a fuck
>>83600062
All I know is that wherever Papa Papanoida is, he's having a damn good time pushing peoples poodoo in and fighting criminals.
>>83599440
>he says, posting Anakin's Super Duper Stronk Grrl Padawan And Later Heavy Contributor To The Rebel Alliance conveniently never mentioned in the films
>>83600062
>>83600131
>>83600157
Play nice or I'll turn this storytime around.
>>83600195
>tfw based Edwards has Vader mention having an apprentice once in Rogue One
>>83599946
Is that a bad thing?
>>83600262
Expecting Godzilla, got Mothra instead.
How susceptible are non force sensitives to the force choke? Is it possible to resist it at all?
>>83600292
Good thing Mothra is god-tier.
>>83600019
>Red
Oh fuck
Thanks for posting this by the way, I've been behind on the comics.
>What are Kylo Ren's thoughts on Palpatine? What are Snoke's thoughts on Palpatine for that matter?
We don't know
>Does Phasma know where her armor came from? Also, $100 says Phasma is a cyborg or straight-up gynoid.
We don't know
>Why were there no Twi'leks in TFA? Why were the only alien characters of a pre-established species ones that we already knew (Akbar, Nien Nunb)? This one can't even be put to prequel hate, there were Rodians, Duros, Gammoreans, Ugnaughts, and Twi'leks in the OT
Very good question. Likely a JJ decision to make the Galaxy feel bigger? I appreciate the sentiment, but not a single Twi'lek in the Resistance, after Ryloth? Calling bullshit JJ, calling bullshit.
>What happened to Barriss? What happened to Chuchi? To Baron Papanoida? To Boba? To the Kaminoans?
All unanswered questions, except Boba.He dead, until they say otherwise.Someone took his armor in Aftermath, which means Chuck Wendig is possibly handling it.
>>83600357
I hope that'll end in a bizarre mating ritual between these angel lizards.
>>83600362
You are welcome
>>83600387
> BB8's cruel deep black sensor
Don't underestimate droids
Wasn't the next Poe issue supposed to be about him going to prison to meet Grakkus or am I that behind in comics?
Are we really kaiju in star wars now?I love it.
Do you guys want the letters page?
>>83600362
>make the Galaxy feel bigger
It did the opposite for me, having no recognizable aliens made the setting feel backwater and small.
>>83600451
Yes.
>>83600362
Second half of this post is obviously meant for: >>83600062
>>83600447
I love Star Wars kaiju
>>83600470
Just for you, anon.
Last of this week's releases.
>>83599775
>I made a better webm but no one ever uses it ;_;
Just replaced the previous one with this one, so from now on it'll be this one I use. Happy?
>>83600495
So what are the chances of her surviving anyway. She's a prominent LGBT character so that raises the chances of life, but she also has a ton of death flags.
>>83600616
I hope zero. I love her, but she and Ashoka need to die.
>>83600588
Couldn't be happier
>>83600495
T-the droid is wearing an apron....this is lewd.
>>83600634
At least she's not a jedi. That gives her marginally better odds of survival.
But yeah, not much chance for that as things are currently. She'll only be in the clear if she holds out until RotJ.
>>83600634
So she will pull an Ahsoka and just disappear to parts unknown.
>>83600655
>>83600664
It's like thevong
And that's all, thanks for reading.
>>83600742
Cylo wasn't kidding about the Rancor then...
Sweet.
>>83600742
Lots of big monsters this week
>>83600652
> pink and frilly things are lewd
Do you ever stop and wonder what you've become?
>>83599924
>dat pic
Why do i wanna punch her in her stomach?
>>83600793
Oh just have some fun.
I am a very happy man with a very happy wife. The only thing I wonder is what latex lekku she wants to get this year.
>>83600908
I was joking as well man, but I'm glad that your relationship seems to be going fine.
>>83600505
>able able
>>83600934
Yea I thought so, I'll stop bringing the wife up (just happy is all). That pic btw, I wish she would just do a sketch book already of Star Wars pin ups.
So what's up with GOH? Someone is really hellbent on those tier 5 raids.
>>83581091
>No TotJ or Kotor films, ever ;_;
>>83581091
I don't know and I don't care.
>>83600478
>the Zilo Beast was last seen over 6 years ago
Are we ever going to see it again since it was obviously teased to come back?
>>83600066
>>83600076
>AT-XT are canonized
>>83600882
Too much ryona porn?
>most Episode 8 leaks revolve aroundPhasma
>>83601783
The various bits of First Order paperwork her crushed cube is holding down?
>>83600678
Is this a nod to Lords of the Sith?
#GiveFinnABoyfriend
>>83601866
Truly an ass worth razing an entire settlement to get your hands on.
>>83601996
>gay
No.
Just no.
>>83601996
How about
#GiveFinnCharacterizationInTheNextComingFilm
Is that better?
>>83597657
>we already knew it would come to nothing anyway
That's true of anything regarding Anakin's hopes and dreams anyway, no difference with that. The fact that the audience already knows that it's a false hope being dangled in front of him almost makes it more heartbreaking.
>>83600225
>Vader mention having an apprentice
Doesn't Vader consider Anakin to be a different person from himself?
>>83602503
Yes
>>83602503
Anakin Skywalker was weak.
He died.
He was killed.
>>83602551
He was killed?!
That's awful, let's bring the murderer to justice!
>>83600742
Just like muh GOH raids!
>>83599905Post cheesecake
Once I return home, oh believe me I will
>>83601400
>>83600478
>Bring this horrible, giant monster to the galaxy's most densely populated city
>Then I will antagonise and threaten it
>Then I will unleash on the city
>Then you will kill it
>Then I will clone it and do this all again
>For no reason whatsoever
This was truly Sheev at his most fabulously, pointlessly evil
>>83601996
#killfinn #killrey #killpoe #longliveluke
>>83602165
Finn will get pic related topqt so I'm fine
>>83602931
>It's a blind man teaches you how to cook episode
>>83602931
would buy
>>83603351
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1623366925/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_2?pf_rd_p=1944687762&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=1938879163&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=B3WN7MN9TXWVEY6KTW3S
>>83602931
/r/-ing a drawing of blind Kanan cutting vegetables with his lightsaber.
>>83603571
It has good reviews.
>>83603818
Bonus points if he isn't facing the camera.
>Kairo-senpai
http://wegotthiscovered.com/movies/rogue-one-a-star-wars-story-is-in-big-trouble-new-director-being-brought-in/
ENTER PANIC MODE
AGAIN
>>83604294
I believe nothing
>>83604294
>Furthermore, Latino-Review believes that despite previous reports stating that 40% of Rogue One needed to be reshot, it’s looking more like they’ll have to reshoot “nearly half of the movie.”
What a load of utter, utter bullshit.
>>83604358
>Furthermore, Latino-Review believes that despite previous reports stating that 40% of Rogue One needed to be reshot, it’s looking more like they’ll have to reshoot “nearly half of the movie.”
But
40% is nearly half the movie
>>83604294
I simply don't care. With how disappointing TFA was, and being against the idea of anthology movies since they were first announced, I really couldn't give two shits about how badly they're mucking it up.
>>83604294
I can't believe this is true they would've pushed the movie back.
>>83601783
>have an entire film revolve around worst wasted character
Great.
>>83601783
Her new movie is up on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi1V7gXyVeo
>>83600447
>Dianoga
>Wampa
>Space Slug
>Rancor
>Ewoks
>Opee Sea Killer
>Colo Claw Fish
>Sando Aqua Monster
>Reek
>Acklay
>Nexu
Monsters have always been a Star Wars staple.
>>83604475
thats what i was thinking, someone needs to retake their math class
>>83605057
wrong vid senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4AFQc4ZrvA
>>83600062
Now, see, the hilarious thing that happened was that everyone in the Galaxy decided that Palpatine was a loser, despite him DOING ALL THE ACTUAL WORK of Empire-building, and Vader was the coolest guy ever.
This is called Irony.
>>83605099
Space Slugs, Sandos and possibly Rancors (you forgot the Zillo beast) are the only ones that count as Kaiju. Kaiju are giant beasts. The rest could be more considered kaijin rather. I also wouldn't call them monsters, but I guess that's just a relative term.
Just my two orens.
>>83602598
I'm sure the killer is long since dead. What we need to focus on is who killed Ben Skywalker. I hear Kylo Ren might know something, let's ask him!
>>83601130
Guild is losing members, others are inactive. Looking at the people working on the current raid not many seem interested. Can't blame them, the raids are damned repetitive and frankly tons of bullshit like unavoidable devouring. It'll be interesting to see a Tier V but it I'll probably take the summer to defeat at this rate.
>>83605873
>Tier V
There goes half my roster.
>>83605687
>Ben Skywalker
Who keeps killing all the Skywalkers?
>>83606021
I mean
After the whole Anakin thing
>>83599905
Why Miss Tano, you're trying to seduce me.
>>83606460
We need more Pantorans!
>>83607260
They're dead
>>83607260
Wadn't there a Pantoran news reporter in Aftermath?
>>83607485
All dead.
>>83607570
stop
>>83607679
Their spirits fly high up in the sky,
Their bodies on the ground lie, blueberry pie.Okay, I'm done.
>>83584845
there is no way that's not from a porn comic.
>>83604294
Excellent
>>83607840
It's futa-garbage, don't bother
>>83606021
Ben was a Solo, but also a Skywalker. At least Leia isn't a Skywalker-Solo. Hyphened names can get a bit silly.
>>83608045
Organa-Skywalker-Solo
Just like real royalty with absurd lineage names.
>>83608112
Amidala-Skywalker-Organa-Solo
>>83608161
Naberrie-Amidala-Skywalker-Organa-Solo.
Amidala was her Queen name, Padme's family name is Naberrie.
>>83608243
Naberrie-Amidala-Skywalker-Organa-Solo-Binks
>>83608349
But, how?
>>83608570
It's a long ride from Tatooine to Coruscant, people get drunk, things happen.
>>83608570
Kylo Ren/JJB OTP
The not Star Wars show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOLxY2m2mTM
>Finding Dory Co-Director Angus MacLane, ILMxLAB News, and More | The Star Wars Show
http://rcjohnso.tumblr.com/post/145623121700/in-the-home-stretch
Luke's robe?
>>83607260
gotchu famalam
>>83608824
Who can blame him? The things he can do with that tongue, imagine!
>>83608881
I think this is an experiment by Disney to see if people will watch literally anything so long as Star Wars is slapped on the title.
The only reason I'm watching is because of the title!
>>83608947
No, that's a boom mic.
>>83608947
Oh thank goodness, the Knights of Ren didn't burn everything. They spared Luke's wardrobe and the chimney sweeper.
>>83608985
SPACE METH
>>83600451
Those last two panels take me back to the Rogue Squadron days
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpKK1_lJi8A
>blow up a First Order landing platform that has all the ships open on the surface
>Wowwee Zowee, the First Order must have a ship in orbit!
Well no shit, Black Squadron, you think they fly through space on that platform with all the fighters and pilots magnetized to the surface?
>>83609058
So Leia's genes were the winning factor, then.
>>83600451
So they are STILL using A-wings? Man, the only reason to be a bit curious about the Rogue One movie is for the few new designs. TFA was so so boring in that aspect.I miss the clone wars ships and vehicels and everything [/spoilers]and its never coming back
>>83609332
Lulo, the guy in the A-Wing, flew with the Resistance in the Battle of Endor. He obviously prefers A-Wings, assuming that's not still the very same A-Wing he flew. Updated, probably, over the years.
>>83609332
The guy was Poe's mother wingman during the Rebellion. So it's certainly his own A-wing.
>>83609332
>>83609448
More specifically he flew with Green Squadron along with Poe's hot mom who was also an A-Wing pilot. He took over as Green Leader when the first Green Leader's A-Wing hit the Executor's bridge and brought the entire SSD into the Death Star II.
>>83605099
>>83605305
Kaiju is a general term for monster. Daikaiju is giant monsters specifically. Kaijin are humanoids.
Also, we're forgetting about Krayt Dragons
>>83609448
>>83609486
>>83609499
Doesnt that mean his fighter would be horribly outclassed by the newer fighters and defences? I mean in rebels they drop even faster than TIEs
>>83600882
She preggers?
>>83609686
Seems she's gay, or at least Bi so unlikely.
>>83599991
Why is Kolara so...Beautiful.
>>83590343
>>83606460
>>83608964
How can best senatorfu be so underappreciated?
>>83609804
>It was at that point Anakin debated with himself what life would've been like if he waited until marrying Padme a little longer
>>83601455
>tfw I'd forgotten about them
>Even though the game they came from was so fun
But hey, yeah you're kind of right. They're at least an older, more rigid variation on the AT-XT.
>>83609863
What If: Anakin Didn't Marry Padme?
>>83609651
Depends. From what we've heard all the Resistance shit is old and outdated. They make do with what they have.
>>83599905
>>83602648
Guess who?
>>83609925
>Implying he had a choice in the matter
>>83600753
>those Vader proportions
>>83610420
Artist seems to have a problem with proportions. In the opening page >>83600495 Aphra has T-Rex arms
>>83610262
oh shitNice
>>83610235
Hands off
>>83610262
You know
If you give it some thought
That would've probably happened
>>83610262
DELETE THIS
>>83610933
If you gave it thought, many things would've happened
>>83611096
Really, if you gave it some thought, Anakin would've banged a lot of girls if he didn't marry Padme
A lot
I mean, god damn
>>83611022
You could have trained him, Obi. Maybe he wouldn't have been a sucky, farmboy spacehick if he had a Jedi Daddy AND Mommy.
>>83611096
Anakin's harem never. Such a waste.
>>83610910
>I-It was a mistake. I swear, I still want the child.
>>83611393
The dead want for naught.
>>83611555
>Implying SS doesn't sport cute robo-spider legs and isn't currently forcing orange buttcheeks into hot alien sex on Malachor.
>>83611689
>>and isn't currently forcing orange buttcheeks into hot alien sex on Malachor.
DON'T
>>83611689
>A: Seventh Sister? But how? You were cut in half!
>SS: My hate and fury for the one that did this to me kept me alive!
>A: You know, I'm getting the strangest sense of deja vu. As if this happened before
>>83611768
Don't worry, they're both dead.just kidding, Ahsoka is alive. COME BACK, MUH WAIFU!1
>>83611916
It's like she's looking at the post above saying "Oh my gaaaaawd."
>>83611689
>implying her top half didn't die but her legs survived and hijacked a TIE Fighter which they crash landed on Naboo and then found Maul's legs and then they fell in sweet, leggy love and are currently raising a family of leg babies
>>83612128
Oh she is thinking something alright...
>>83612132
L-lewd
So we want to stream something tonight? I'll be busy here and there throughout the evening, but I'd be up for it.
>>83612373
What're you going to stream?
>>83612373
What're you going to stream?
>>83612300
It's not lewd if they can't hold hands
Also, I only played it for one month but this robot is making me sweat.
>>83612468
>>83612557
I don't know. It can be whatever if it can be found. I'm feeling for some early Daniel Craig in James Bond. I wish I had more Americana films on hand like that night we watched American Graffiti.
>>83612649
>Also, I only played it for one month but this robot is making me sweat.
We'll you're in luck, Tail! For youCAN'T ROMANCE HER
>>83612649
>Daniel Craig
>James Bond
>Not Pierce Brosnan
why
>>83612649
That's 4 movies, Tails. Three if you minus Quantum because everyone tries to ignore its existence even though it's brought up in Spectre
>>83611916
>>83612013
DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>83612734
What's the matter anon? SS and little 'Soka are just having some fun.
>>83612848
>>'little 'Soka
P-Plo Koon? Is that you?
>>83594176
Best post of the year
>>83612891
DO NOT POST THE STORY, I REPEAT, DO NOT POST THE "LITTLE 'SOKA" STORY
>>83612674
This killed my sides.
>>83612702
>>83612705
Like I said it can be whatever the majority wants.
>>83613267
The what?
>>83613306
You going to cast a vote here or in the stream
Better question: What films do you got, Tails?
>>83613307
You don't know about that thing? Good.
>>83613364
But
But the desire
TO KNOW
>>83610885
SS is ugly. And dead.
D E A D
E
A
D
>>83613267
>>83613307
>'B-but Mr. Pwo, it's so big!'
>'I know little Soka, but you must take it all if you want to be a Jedi.'
>>83613389
I don't have that shit... is kinda disturbing.
It's about Plo fucking 5yo Ahsoka and making it look like a "force test".
>>83613473
DELETE THIS
>>83613343
I have errands to do tonight so things are kind of rushed. I'll throw Ant-Man, Chinatown and Equilibrium on for now. I'll swing back around 9pm central and again around 1am.
>>83613682
Okay! The films are added! If Canderous or cAnon are on talk to them in the stream and they will help you out I'm sure.
>>83613400
>SS is ugly
What? Are you on spice again Anon?
>>83613903
She looks like a baked potato with ugly yellow eyes and shitty tattoos
>>83614035
this
>>83613473
That's not the whole story, but still
Oh I think I'll just leave this here...
>>83614326
You're a bad person
>>83614326
Why...
>>83614035
You're just jealous of her cuteness Anon.
>>83614326
Come on man...
>>83614326
Nooooooooooo
>>83614326
Ugh. Why...
>>83614326
>implying kel dor have dicks
Plo Koon was obviously talking about his
ROGUE ONE IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTE SHIT AND 80% IS RESHOT
GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING CLICKS
>>83614895
>implying kel dor have dicks
You think they look like turtle dicks?
>>83614326
Oh God, why?
>>83615130
Why does his mask look like its made of brownies?
>>83615155
because Sheev made it on his TV show "Cooking with Papa Sheev".
>>83615130
Because it is a brownie. In fact there's no respiratior, Vader's only alive because of the placebo effect.
>>83615155
>>83615253
What will be his reaction when he finds out?
>>83600324
Anyone?
>>83615421
Accurate
>hfw it has grains of sand
>>83614326
>mfw master pwo test me for midichlorians
>>83615523
funny reaction image
>>83600324
>>83615423
Being Force sensitive has no bearing on whether someone can Force-choke you. There's nothing they'd be able to do. Not being able to use the Force doesn't mean someone can't use the Force against you.
I'm also wondering if you've ever actually watched anything having to do with Star Wars if you don't already know the answer to this.
>>83604294
So basically it's getting the Thirteenth Warrior treatment?
WHO WANTS AN EPISODE 8 SPOILER RECAP
>>83604479
Rogue One is an anthology movie?!
>>83584845
sauce?
>>83608012
>futa
>garbage
>>83615712
>I'm also wondering if you've ever actually watched anything having to do with Star Wars if you don't already know the answer to this.
I only recently watched the films and TCW but I don't know why you would make that assumption. Whatever, I don't care.
So every Jedi, either in the process of killing or maiming a non-force sensitive or, conversely, in the process of being killed or maimed by a non-force sensitive, has a trump card that they can use to end any fight non-lethally like Luke against Jabba's guards in ROTJ.
>>83615863
Not for honor, but for you.http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/e918173152e635d50ffa7f0855629082/1845625%20-%20Ahsoka_Tano%20Rule_63%20Splooge%20Star_Wars.jpg
>>83616073
But they don't use it.
>>83616073
>I don't know why you would make that assumption
He probably assumed that because the movies and TCW all have several blatant examples of people without Force power getting choked
>MSW has yet to acknowledge that they were fooled by the reshoot ruse
>still put out a podcast today that pretends the 40% rumor is still valid
This thread has gotten a bit lewd lately, postclones
>>83600616
LGBTQ? since when?
>>83616501
Haven't you heard? It's now 70%
>>83616574
>Inb4 Rex/Ahsoka lewds
>>83616615
Never, but people are taking her interactions with Sana and hints about their past as TRUE and HONEST proof that they're lesbians or at least bi.
It could turn out to be the case, but what we've seen is hardly proof.
>>83616693
I wasn't planning on it but ok
>>83615759
I'm not in these threads often, so go ahead and spoiler all over me, shocked-face anon!
>>83615759
BRING IT
>>83616726
D-delete this. Clones are not for sexual.
>>83617022
Oh, so now it isn't okay when it's Ahsoka that's molesting a boy?
>>83616919
>>83616939new asian girl is a first order spy and is hired by phasmaphasma makes finn take down the shields on the new resistance capital which gets invadedfinn later gets pissed and cuts off phasma's armluke solos the knights of ren9/11 was orchestrated by the US governmentluke is not rey's daddyleia gets btfo in space and is in a coma for most of the movie
>>83617076
>finn later gets pissed and cuts off phasma's armPHASMA A SKYWALKER CONFIRMED
>>83617076
Pfft I already knew all of that
>>836170769/11 was orchestrated by the US government
I call bullshit.
>>83617204
>>83617435
ION ENGINES CAN'T MELT DURASTEEL BEAMS
>>83616703
So basically yuri fags shitting up the thread.
>>83604294
>Latino Review
Their accuracy rate in the Star Wars rumor department is what, 5%? Among the things they've reported for TFA and beyond:
-Ryan Gosling would be in it (he confirmed he was never even asked)
-Cumberbatch would be the villain (also confirmed he was never even asked)
-Ghost of Palpatine would appear
-Obi-Wan's black daughter/granddaughter would be a major character
-Asajj Ventress would be a major character
-Once Lupita Nyong'o was cased, they "confirmed" that she would be playing Ventress
-the new villains were Inquisitors
-The movie would begin with Luke's severed hand holding his old lightsaber, floating in space (which seems to be the only rumor they got right, as it's confirmed this was planned at one point)
-The Boba Fett movie would involve a nameless bounty hunter killing the real Boba Fett, taking his name and armor and thus the OT Boba Fett is actually a mysterious stranger and not the clone from AOTC
-That this was being done by Joe Johnston, who was "absolutely furious" at what Lucas had done to the character he created (Johnston would later say he had no idea where anyone got this idea)
There's likely more but those are the ones off the top of my head, and some of these were later re-reported by MSW (some with a "take this with a grain of salt" caveat, some with a "I have my own sources and they say Latino Review's report is pretty accurate!")
>>83617556
holy kek
how are they on point with capeshit, but not star wars?
>>83617556
>Obi-Wan's black daughter/granddaughter would be a major character
What?
>>83617657
Yeah, this one exploded, too. Naturally the internet had a brief implosion when this "news" broke and you saw a lot of NUH UH THEY CAN'T DO HOW DARE THEY GIVE OBI-WAN A NIGRESS DAUGHTER THIS IS AN INSULT TO EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE FOR ALL TIME
>>83617758
Satine andVentresswould like to have a word with them
>>83617072
There is only one character that is allowed to molest teenage boys
>>83617556
>Ghost of Palpatine would appear
Heeeeey guys what's going on?
r/StarWars did a poll on what their favorite character was.
>>83619154
Eh, it's okay.
>>83619154
AND what they saw as overrated characters.
>>83616574
>>83619362
>Qui-Gin
>>83619154
>kylo ren
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83616574
>>83619154
>>83619362
No one cares
>>83619380
>>83619532
>clones
>>83605960
Fortunately there are no star or level restrictions on raids, but yeah most of my guys are going to be torn up in seconds.
>>83619698
I'm pretty sure there's a star restriction.
>>83617076
Hell, the story can be whatever it wants as long as we get some outlandish designs. TFA was pretty bland visually.
>>83620001
>TFA was pretty bland visually.
What's more disappointing is that the art book showed they actually had a lot of really great designs and Abrams just went with the dullest stuff possible.
Usually the Art Of books will have a lot of stuff that makes you go "wow, why wasn't that in the movie?" but looking at Art of TFA was just depressing.
>>83585984
>hag
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
>>83620429
Reading the TFA artbook reminded me of the Bioshock Infinite concept art.
>>83619154
Not as terrible as I thought it'd be. Except fucking Boba Fett.
I'm surprised Obi Wan is so loved too.
>>83621201
He was a good friend.
>>83619362
I have a friend who adamantly believes that the majority of the Star Wars fanbase actually hates Chewbacca, but are too afraid to say due to not wanting to sound too critical of the OT.
I'm starting to believe him, honestly. Ever since he pointed this shit out, I've noticed nobody I've talked to seems to like or care about him at all. Only my sister seems to, and she barely likes Star Wars.
Even Peter Mayhew seems lesser-known and forgotten by fans, compared to the rest of the cast. I tried to point out that he was likely due to him being fully covered during the movies, but then I remembered Anthony Daniels, so there's not much excuse other than maybe Peter not having a speaking role? But then, I think most fans would name Prowse and Baker before even remembering Mayhew.
Even fucking JJ forgot to give a shit about Chewie at the end of TFA.
So, I think my friend is right. Nobody actually likes Chewbacca.
>>83621755
I don't think anyone particularly dislikes Chewbacca either. But yes, he's the "iconic" character people seem to care the least about. He's just a package deal with Han.
>>83621755
>tfw you're a chewie fan
>nobody gives a rat's ass about him unless he's with han, and even then he still gets overshadowed
>they even put him in a TCW arc, and people still didn't care
at least in the old EU, he got a kickass death
>>83621755
Peter Mayhew is a really cool guy. My favorite OT actor outside of the big three. He even tolerates the people on the Star Wars subreddit, which would try anyone's patience
>>83619823
Guess we'll find out.
>>83622734
You can find out right now.
If you check the current raid, you can't add 1-2 star characters.
>>83622824
You can't if you don't have anything under 3 stars.
>>83621755
Peter Mayhew is the only one from the original cast aside from Kerry, Mark, and Harrison that I can name off the top of my head.
But I'm generally horrible at remembering actor's names and recognizing them in different roles. Even when I do, I can usually recall the movie/character before the actor. Took me repeated viewings of Pan to realizes that Blackbeard was played by Wolverine.
I also tend to not give a flying fuck what they do in their personal life, what drugs they did, what comments they made, who they're fucking, etc.
>>83621755
>>83621836
I think it has to do with Chewie just not having a lot going on. He has no real story hook to him beyond "Han's sidekick." In the movies, he doesn't really add much on his own and it's sad to say this, but you could remove him from a majority of each movie he's been in and not really lose a lot.
Maybe that'll change now that Han's out of the picture, though I'm afraid they'll just transfer his sidekick status and make him an accessory to someone else, like Rey.
>>83622931
>Maybe that'll change now that Han's out of the picture, though I'm afraid they'll just transfer his sidekick status and make him an accessory to someone else, like Rey.
Pretty much. Nobody really knows what to do with Chewie. I'm pretty sure that's the reason he was killed off in the EU way back when.
>>83622972
To be fair he didn't die in the EU until years later.
>>83582762
Knights of the Old Republic
>>83621836
Yeah, I think it's mostly this. I don't think anyone hates Chewie- it's kind of hard to hate him. But he's also not especially exciting.
Who's gonna die in Rebels S3?
My money's on Rex.
>>83624995
Everyone will die
>>83610262
>you will neve see Ahsoka pregnant with Anakin's baby
Clouded, my desire for this was.
>>83619154
>Sheev doesn't even make the top 10
Holy shit. How can their opinions be so fucking awful?
>>83604294
>believing some two-bit site that tries to clickbait dumbasses, not even for the first time
Nice job, dumbass.
>>83624995
They bring back that Mando chick Sabine was buddies with and make her a semi-main character and then blow her up in the season finale
>>83617072
She's like 2 years older than him.
>>83624995
MORE INQUISITORS
>>83602675
this made me chuckle
Salacious B. Crumb anthology film when?
>>83624995
Rex, definetly.
I wouldn't put it past them to kill someone from the Ghost crew. And if they did, it'd probably be Zeb.
Commander Sato is also on the chopping block.
>>83626173
>Commander Sato is also on the chopping block.
I wouldn't doubt them keeping Sato alive though. He's expendable, but Filoni seems to prefer killing characters he knows people are attached to. He knows nobody would be that upset if Sato died.
>>83627961
Perhaps they might if it was great sacrifice.
guys help!
I just binged watched season 1 and 2 of rebels and now I feel empty inside. Literally miserable. It was so good and now it's gone...
>>83621755
People love Chewie. Reddit is literally shit taste personified.
>>83619154
>Kylo Ren has more points than Ahsoka, Yoda and Chewbacca
Shit taste, shit taste everywhere.
>>83628233
Go watch Clone Wars.
>>83628319
But then he will feel even more empty and miserable.
>>83628599
Then you are truly doomed Anon.
>>83624995
I wouldnt be surpirsed if Kallus spent the whole season seeing how shit the empire is, having a change of heart and then sacrificing himself to redeem the things he'd done/ helping the rebels
>>83628599
Nah, I felt pretty great after watching The Lost Porn Episodes. They're pretty hard to find, though.
>>83624995
Kanan/Hera
>>83617834
But they're white.
Hell one's so white she's whiter than white, literal white. Occasionally very light grey.
>>83628887
Please no.
>>83617556
>-The Boba Fett movie would involve a nameless bounty hunter killing the real Boba Fett, taking his name and armor and thus the OT Boba Fett is actually a mysterious stranger and not the clone from AOTC
I actually like this idea. I always hated clone Boba.
>>83629968
I don't. I think it's hilarious. Literally 99% of the character was made up of the EU. Lucas (and now the LSG) literally took away his FF badassery, transferred it to Jango and the rest of his clones and left Boba as a fucking joke because he was never meant to be as popular or significant as all these materials made him to be.
Pic related. The true heir to Jango Fett.
NEW THREAD:
>>83630476
>>83630476
>>83630476