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Erisol on 4/13
gif anon from last night, I added a few more frames to it.
Anybody have any page requests for me to add?
WOLOLO
Which Anime is the similar to Homestuck?
>>81707725
CAUCASIAN
Bec Noir overlooking dead Dad and Mom
Union Jack on the chain of Prospit
KILL ME
Davesprite fucking off into the sky
>>81707830
Naruto
>>81708044
last for cute mommykink
>>81707830
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JO
>>81707778
Is this always the same anon or is Solaraposting a new thing?
>>81708115
This is my OTP
I demand more
what would be your reaction if the Act 7 was a single joke panel that doesn't resolve anything
I just want to say, as awful as these threads were sometimes, I don't regret it for a second. These last few years, getting to be on this ride with so many other people was a true joy and I hope all of you find joy in whatever comes nextI'm so proud of all of you
If we don't epilogue on a bowman song it won't feel right.
Someone give me a bullshit explanation of Prince of Blood.
Also gayshippers are always the worst.
>>81708131
I'm pretty sure it's one guy.
Lets discuss why Nannasprite x2 are the Mirthful Messiahs, and will most likely kill Dad in the next update.
Reposting from the last Homestuck thread.
Since Homestuck will end without ever acknowledging my OTP's relationship ever again, would someone do me a favor, and draw Jade and Karkat in the Disciple and Signless's outfits? The dog tier ears should function as Jade's version of the Disciple's horns. I would like to ask for them holding hands and possibly blushing. A sketch is fine and much appreciated; if you decide to add color, the green on the Disciple outfit should change to match Jade's shade, and I would request delicious brown Jade. Finally, I would prefer if they were of equal height or if Jade were slightly taller. The art should be cute rather than fanservicey in nature, so no giant anime tiddies, please.
Thank you to anyone who considers filling my last request, and I'm willing to write fic (sadly, no visual artistic talent) in exchange. Since some idiot last thread misunderstood what I meant, I would write whatever the drawfriend requests, including smut. Again, a sketch is fine; I'm not really expecting anything.
>>81708155
See you in another life, brotha.
maid of mind is shit
>>81708135
It should just be an image of Gamzee's codpiece while "How Do I Breath Without You" plays in the background
>>81708164
>bowman
>wearing a tie
why do you guys like this hack again?
>>81708135
Well I guess thaaat's the way the news goes
>>81708169
>bullshit explanation of Prince of Blood
vampire that destroys the blood from other people
>>81708133
this is a blue board anon
otherwise, rest assured, more would be heartily delivered
>>81708169
You give people blood poisoning
>>81708155
>>81708189
No because Gamzee said his Messiahs were both him
>>81708247
Put the rest in the /aco/ thread if you please
>>81708206
The best part is that if this happened thousands of fans would reunite and speculate, making constant theories and deep analysis about it for years to come.
And hussie would just be there, laughing. The absolute madman.
Is there possibly a worse way Hussie could end the series besides the players winning?
reminder that Gamzee serves Nanna, and has a pair of Trickster's Gambit keys that he later gives to Caliborn
>>81708169
>shipping by sexuality
>not shipping by canon
If you're going to invent a relationship between another person's characters, you might as well write your own story. Which I do, so I never need to base myself with such non-canon shenanigans.
>>81708135
Just give me a fucking joke Hussie. I know from that Jade and Dave conversation you can still write you asshole.
So in general. Are there any open "Chekovs gun"s?
>>81708115
*fistbunp*
also protip for everyone, at some point in your life you should consider going to the nearest big city and going to a bdsm party. at least once, maybe twice.
even if you dont like it you will walk away from the experience with many new perspectives and a generally improved outlook.
>>81708297
DD and Erisol
>>81708292
Can you please get a trip?
>>81708169
destroyer of bonds/closeness
He destroys or destroys using the bonds that hold teams and friendships together
>>81708289
Loop back to page 1
>>81708297
It's all down to that red treasure chest with the juju that Vriska's been sitting on, pretty much.
>>81708297
GCATavros
Erisol
Undominated Calliope
DD
>Spades slick died so he can be in the dream bubble where LE is
the hype is real
>>81708317
my anus is my own
>>81708273
Gamzee having happy and sad faces when being cut in half in game over.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002363 (the eye color)
>>81708155
These threads the past few days have been the best Homestuck threads in a while. All that's left is retrospection and minimal goofy theories. Even the memes that get posted every thread are at least plot related.
So is she ultradead and resolved?
>>81708297
homestuck has been a pile of guns since the beginning
we don't know which are loaded, which are toys, and which are actually bombs
who knows man
>>81708317
(\
i need to do that one day
i just need to work up the courage
>>81708297
zillywave and sawhoo
>>81708340
I forget, what happened to the juju clock?
Is it still in play or what?
>>81708350
Shit you're right, good catch
>>81708329
>He can't handle the banter
wew boy
>>81708388
Well I mean, it's obvious the kids are inside
>>81708350
carapaces don't go to dreambubbles
>>81708169
prince destroys with or destroyes their aspect, blood theorized and hinted to be bonds and friendships and connections and shit.
so a prince of blood could either be your session's THAT GUY who makes EVERYTHING FALL APART, or be a minmaxer that figures out the specific way in which your powers work together to fuck shit up so hardcore.
a prince of blood would probably not have some kind of blast power. he would become exponentially more effective either at fucking things up or making everything great the more people in the sesh.
>>81708289
"To be continued"
>>81708375
this really shouldn't come as a surprise
All thats left when there's nothing to discuss are dregslike me
>>81708297
DD, both Calliopes, the box caliborn is opening(assuming it isn't just the house juju), and the spritex2s off the top of my head
>>81708385
I firmly believe they were destroyed in the drug fuelled trickster mode act that was skipped over. I'm not so sure about their original counterparts though
>>81708350
>game constructs
>dreambubbles
???
>>81708415
Slick can actively defy the narrative, he made his cybernetic eye real.
Besides, this was never actually stated to begin with.
Hussie is a hack, and also a jackass at times, but he's not bad enough to kill Slick for no reason. He nursed him back to health himself in the first place.
>>81708297
Caliborn having the Ring of Void.
>>81708388
Wait...do dreambubbles actually work with non-player characters?
>>81708350
>MFW it's actually true
post yfw fedorafreak shows up for 4/13
>>81708474
>>81708513
Nothing says it can't happen and Slick makes his own rules anyways.
>>81708476
Slick will just defy the narrative by living through the decapitation "because cyborg".
He'll just order Stitch to sew his head back on for him.
>>81708535
>he's riding unreal air
Post yfw epilogue has albus severus egbert
>>81708559
And wielding a SORD
Alright since the end is near, how and when did you guys first hear about Homestuck?
>>81708297
Green sun captchalogue card
>>81708543
anon i'm sorry but Slick's dead
i know it sucks but you must accept it
HOO HOO HOO
>>81708559
i honestly might just shit my pants if that happened, just, fuck it, dump time right there.
>>81708585
i kept seeing it on every fucking trope page in tvtropes i think, like, a week past cascade? and was wondering wht the hubbub was about. i started reading i think right before roxy and dirk's names were revealed.
>>81708585
threads on /co/
>>81708583
truly the hero hs deserves
dealing the final blow to Lord English as the most powerful god tier, the Gent of Piss
>>81708612
Last minute shitty theory.
I will miss you HSG.
>>81708585
Was a Problem Sleuth reader
>>81708585
My faggot friend showed me music from it and I decided to give it a try.
SOMEBODY
HELP ME FIND THE JANE-NANNA LOGS
>>81708612
>mfw Bill Cosby
God. Like another anon said, I can't believe that's the most dated thing in this comic.
>>81708585
Man.....I heared it referenced countless times on the side in podcasts or random comments. Can't possibly pin-point where I heared about if first
>>81708647
Land of Piss and Vinegar
who /PERSONA/ here?
>>81708336I actually expect this. We can never go back.
>>81708632
you have somewhere you dump title theories? because i'm pretty sure you've donemaid of mindbefore
>>81708289
>It was all a dream
>>81708673
Wait is that Chazz's art?
>>81708585
A girl I was interested in like cosplaying the characters in it, I figured why not. I had found it years and years ago butI couldn't figure out how to name John and I gave up
Funny how that worked out.
>>81708585
this friend in high school kept quoting SBaHJ at me and told me to go to mspaintadventures. I finally relented, spent the next few days marathoning Problem Sleuth, and here I am now.
>>81708422
So I'd make the bad guys turn on eachother?
>>81708513
Didn't some carapaces show up in a dream bubble?
So what's going to happen with all the songs that never got put up on Bandcamp? HS Vol 10?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/soundcredits.html
>>81708672
>Search
>Act 6
>Ctrl+F
>"NANNASPRITE:"
That's literally the only time when Nannasprite talks in Act 6. It's not difficult you retard.
>>81708672
the wiki has all of them listed by character
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009705
>>81708672
FUCK ME YOU AUTISTIC PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME FUCKING *****FIVE***** SECONDS TO FIND IT. I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE ON THE STUPID LIGHT BLUE TEXT
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009705
>>81708585
all my friends on a wiki kept referencing it so i decided to read it
>>81708585
Problem Sleuth, then lost interest for a year or so. Came back due to porn and HSG.
>>81708289
>it was all an RP session
>the universe that they create is real life
>>81708297
>>81708377
Reminder that GCATavrosprite is a ticking time bomb.
>>81708280
This please
>>81708585
My friend told me about it at school, I read it all in a weekend (Act 5 act 2, John about to enter grimdark).I read it on an Ipod and didn't view any of the flashes until my first re-read
>>81708717
no, i dont. ill probably make one once my battery runs out and i am forced to leave my empty college classroom to go back to my dorm.
>>81708686
the BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY is you!
>>81708758
that is also a thing that could happen!
>>81708757
Oh yeah, I think this was right around the end of Act 5 act 1?
>>81708585
Somebody posted a SBaHJ image. I googled it.
Fuck my curiosity.
If the Ring of Life/Void being the same ring meme is true, could Caliborn being sucked into Cal with the ring be the reason he is (conditionally) unkillable?
>>81708292
>implying people who aggressively ship gay shit aren't exactly what you describe
[S] Collide was pretty cool.
>>81708289
The universe they create is going to be the real world
mark my fucking words
What was the absolute coolest part of homestuck for you guys?
Mine was this part of cascade when Dave and Rose float out of the green sun in their god tier robes and that awesome violin music starts playing.
fucking amazing
https://youtu.be/0Mldr4sSV4s?t=12m19s
>>81708297
>>81708790
Oh right, I literally completely forgot about Gcatavrosprite. All the people who could mind control him are dead or gone, aren't they?
>Dad died when I was 15
>Dad Egbert always reminded me of my dad in some way
>This update
Fuck me ;_;
> inb4 link to page one, which is updated and connects to other also updated pages with new links and starts a wild ride of shenannigans through the whole story
>>81708765
>Vol 10
Never.
>>81708350
This
Also spades slick mades his own rules so he can just show up right behind LE and stab him or something
>>81708585
i was watching legend of korra with some anime nerds in the dorm lounge my freshmen year
somebody mentioned that they shipped a couple of characters pale
I, a huge slut for shipping nonsense, asked what that meant
they looked at me with a look that can only be described as "let me tell you about homestuck"
and i caught up about a week after the Gigapuase began, so, fuck me
>>81708842
To me it was the shipping XD
>>81708810
>If the Ring of Life/Void being the same ring meme is true,
rtfc
>>81708422
>he would become exponentially more effective either at fucking things up or making everything great the more people in the sesh.
Make Sburb Great Again!
>>81708842
That violin was awesome
Man things were so full of hope back then
If John is Nic Cage
Who is the Cyrus the Virus of Homestuck
>>81708289
>Camera pulls out
>Caliborn was just That Guy DMing for everyone else
>Everyone leaves and mentions some cool new multiplayer game thats supposed to come out soon, they split into teams to see who can beat it first
>They all go to sleep
>Next link is page 1
>>81708842
Bec prototyping himself
>>81708191
>dog tier
I never got this until now. Years later, and this fucking webcomic is still hoodwinking me. Will it never stop? It will never stop, will it.
>>81708842
It was either that, or Jade shrinking the planets for me, that and the fact I had to download Cascade because newgrounds was crashed
>>81708814
>being this caught up in your fictional sexuality hang-ups
Fools! All you have to do to look smart is not to say anything for two days, and then say you shipped whatever happened in the finale all along. No one would ever know.
>>81708896
shit, Donald Trump is a Prince of Blood
he both unites people and makes them contentious
>>81708842
The LE reveal and the Union Jack reveal are probably my favouritesyou finished those requests yet?
>>81708893
When one disappears, the other appears somewhere else. Both rings being the same ring is just a theory, and not a very good one.
does anyone have that picture of 3d aranea, i missed it from one of the other threads
>>81708893
I called it a meme for a reason, I was just thinking.
NANNASPRITE: I've been strictly an auxiliary actor, there only to serve others even during my greatest moments to shine!
>>81708859
He's a singularity of misery and suffering. You don't need mind control to make him finally snap.:^)
>>81708838
>there won't be any sburb in this world!
>>81708903
We were excited to see all the things that would follow. Little did we know that would be the last amazing moment in the comic and the rest would slowly decline into a disappointing heap.
>>81708986
>jack noir won the ms paintbowl
>>81709000
So, has Nannasprite been an excellent host?
>>81708842
definitely this part. i remember getting chills when i saw this scene.
either that or when they go through the 4th wall at the end of the flash
>>81709000
jane in a nutshell
>>81708909
Bec Noir
>>81708838
oh
oh god it's true
>Jane is so unimportant that she doesn't even get to reunite with her own dad
>>81708842
I can still hear the bg music for John's walkaround on Lowas
I still remember freaking the fuck out thinking that John was actually honest to god dead
>That god tier revival
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003258
That or [s] Enter
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003049
>>81708842
https://youtu.be/-SJbq5j3ANM?t=2m39s
Vriska getting the shit beaten out of her by Aradiabot. Still the most cathartic moment in all of Homestuck. Jack's ascension also comes close, though.
>>81709035
ha ha
hee hee
hoo hoo
>>81709056
based as fuck
>>81709070
well i mean he wouldn't pull the same ending twice in a row, would he?
>>81708953
>why are gayshippers so annoying
>I'm not annoying, let me annoy you to tell you why!
The prophecy has come true
>>81708686
>ive been waiting fro tihs
>*for tits
>*for this ;)
>>81708802
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Why are all of these fucking tests so SHIT I took literally nine different class/aspect/classpect tests and none of them are fucking consistent
I'm apparently either
A. A Page (Sylph if we're ignoring gendered classes) of Breath
B. A Bard of Doom
C. A Bard of something
D. A Seer of Mind
E. A Page of Hope
F. A Maid of something
G. A something of Mind
or H. A Knight of Time
Assuming that overlapping information MIGHT be correct, that leaves me as either
A. A Bard of something (Doom being one of the suggestions)
B. A Page of Hope or Breath (Or something else)
C. A something (Seer was suggested) of Mind
What the FUCK am I supposed to make of this?
>>81708842
>draw, spades
HOO HOO HOO
>>81708838
Fuck....that actually sounds amazing if done right
>>81708842
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004987
2east
>>81708962
>yfw Can Town politics
I want a flash game about managing can town.
>>81708802
I forgot how much fun theorizing about Homestuck. Shame I'm too old for it now.
>>81709125
Quizzes are shit just think about it.
>>81709000
>>81709035
I CANNOT
BELIEVE
WEVE GOT A FUCKING CRACKED OUT THEORY ON THE ENDING OF HOMESTUCK
ON APRIL THE 11TH 2016
>>81709137
it actually sounds objectively shit but okay
>hussie reads this thread
>he uses one of posts here as actual ending
your reaction when
>>81709125
they're shit because there's no concrete way to tell what. however, most of the time anyway they interpret it as a personality test which its not. the role you get is something that will challenge you the most. it is a curse, not a blessing. the role you get forces you out of your comfort zone at every opportunity, and that is kind of hard to get from stupid Internet personality tests.
(but it's still suited to you, just in a way that its a challenge. one of those dark truths that you dont want to aknowlege, that sort of bs yknow)
>>81709105
Hussie Zahhak
>>81709125
Of course they're not consistent dingus, you'll get more consistent results from a dice.
>>81708838
>Last pages of Homestuck all live action
>tumblr goes ballistic when the actors are white
>rose will never play the rain
Nannasprite is going to summon Gamzee's fridge.
>>81709125
Mage of Heart, nobody knows what mages do and heart tends to have fragmented identities.
>>81708842
Spades killing snowman
>>81709218
my one regret for this while comic
So apprently act 7 is two "pages"
>>81708686
So this part followed by STRIFE while the Rex Duodecim Angelus riff was playing was a shout out to the fan animation right
https://youtu.be/-19Up0dLzNw?t=54
54 seconds in since timestamping doesn't carry over to 4chan
>>81709200
They are either meant as a challenge to make you grow or to reinforce certain traits you already have. You really think Thief of Light was a challenge for Vriska?
>>81709222
>Gamze becomes Fridge of rage
>>81709218
IT'S ALL I ASK FOR PLEASE HUSSIE
>>81709200
While I like this idea it's not internally consistent, Vriska is pretty much a born Thief of Light given her tendency to be the center of attention
>Caliborn: Retrieve arms from chest.
>>81708842
Jack: Ascend and Descend are favorites
Cascade was also hype of course
>>81709218
what was Hussie's excuse for this?
>>81709222
>fridge leveled up again from being in the fights
>makes enough space in there for Gamzee to kick his way out
>>81709300
fair enough. there's probably a rationalization i can use for that but im too lazy to htink of one.
>>81709253
Welcome to 3 days ago.
>>81709253
doze.meme
Favorite Homestuck soundtrack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg9jows9Yfo
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldWllTbi_IA
>>81708585
I saw a cool fanart of the trolls back in 2010 and thought it looked like fun. I caught up right when [S]John. Rise Up. came out.People bash on Act 5 but I enjoyed it
>>81709342
>characters don't have arcs
>>81709218
What if Rose already played the rain and we didn't realize it?
>>81708376
Her plan was retconned, right?
So isn't she alive? I am not very smart.
>>81708842
[s] Caliborn: Enter
>>81708861
Same ):
>>81708964
if they were done i would post them
post your hype face for Caliborn's slaughter spree
>>81709218
>The scene where Jaspersprite is given Rose's old hubtop and set free so he can talk to Nepeta
>Jaspersprite's conversation with Rose
So Jaspersprite is the objective best sprite, right?
>>81709342
Rose is a stubborn cunt. That's her character so it's ok.
>>81708842
Part 1 of Cascade (Bec Noir killing the kids' universe and the exiles)
Begin Intermission 2 (right after Cascade finishes, we get the update that reveals Lord motherfucking English)
Descend (play it with Cascade dubbed over, the part where jack kills all the chess pieces syncs up perfectly)
Jade: Enter (Bec, with all the good intentions of a good dog, best friend, singlehandedly dooms the entire session by prototyping himself)
>>81709359
I remember blasting this nonstop, still the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0haC4QkPO0
>>81709342
Rose only exists as the second half of the lesbian duo.
>>81708842
Pretty much everything between WV: Ascend and Enter.
SBURB was this fucking huge magic game with tons of cool machinery, pretty places, and a mysterious (but important) purpose, and it had its roots dug into a vast and interconnected world.
I'm not even wearing rose-tinted glasses, I remember being so fucking obsessed with this comic's sense of wonder, vastness and mystery since EOA2 onward.
God, do I miss this Homestuck. (Not that the rest is bad, it's just different...)
Note the color.
>>81708838
>>81709070
>>81709137
Hussie may be a hack but he's not retarded. There's no way in hell this shitty overused ending will happen.
Because they already have the Earth they're going to live on with them and it's full of shitty jpg statues of liberty.
>>81709253
>Some retarded anon without reading comprehension accused me of having no reading comprehension when I told him that the 40 pages included Act 7.
Feels good.
>>81709198
>Vriska and Aradia defeat Lord English by holding hands in front of him, distracting him with his erection while they use the juju
MAKE IT HAPPEN HUSSIE
>>81709342
rose had a monologue to herself about how she can just decide to ignore her quest bullshit
it read like she was just refuting her quest like always but it might have actually been a genuine attempt to handwave away playing the rain, even though it completely goes against what rose is supposed to overcome
>>81709456
its the color offreedom
>>81709375
Then hussie would mention it instead of being eternally salty about the fact she's the only one who never bothered with her shit
>>81709359
Heir of Grief grew on me after my first watch.
I still really love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSaobaYb24
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4VTyykeKFw
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsk4dq_akMU&nohtml5=False
Are all goat
>>81709467
Congratulations on being smarter than him I guess.
>Caliborn: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.
>>81709296
I kinda felt the whole of Collide was very similar to the fan animation, the music timing in both seem a lot closer to the animation than traditional ones
>>81709434
Vol 5 is still my favorite album, it was so huge and varied, and all the music felt like it was actually used in a SBURB game. All the albums after, while still great, didn't really have the "wow this could really be in an OST" feel to them.
>>81709296
I used to think this fan animation was so fucking trash, same with that john/vriska fan adventure with the self insert that has 2000 pages and still updates with 35 pictures of john and vriska playing in the snow and shit, but then I look at what the actual comic has become, and I am actually impressed by them now.
>>81709359
Years of autism makes me only hear touhou shit when I listen to Heir of Grief. I knew some touhou remix would make it into the comic seeing as there is terabytes of the shit and like 4 homestuck ones.
>>81709000
NANNASPRITE: After all, I'm the Maid of...
NANNASPRITE: No...
NANNASPRITE: The Handmaid of Life >:B
SHE TRIED TO SAVE US BEFORE HOMESTUCK BECAME WHAT IT IS
THE GREATEST HERO IN THE COMIC
SHE TRIED TO PREVENT DAVEKAT
SHE TRIED TO GIVE US A DRAMATIC CLIMAX
BEST SERKET IS HERO WE DESERVE
>>81709499
Anon don't! You'll summon them.
>>81709455
*WV: Ascend and Descend.
God Descend was fucking cool. I still get chills when I listen to it and I can picture the whole flash in my head.
SO. COOL.
Also
>Mfw thinking about the track art
>Hussie will never draw pretty scenery like this every again ;n;
>>81708191
I took pity on you anon, but all I have is ms paint and a laptop trackpad.
>>81709570
She was too good for Jake.
>>81709359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NACWZBDtN8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckr6KyZoS58
How would you feel if Act 7 was just a Dreamworks-tier dance party?
>>81709570
Homestuck became actually better after her death. If anything, she's guilty of the worst part of Homestuck: the Pirate Adventures and the Endless (un)"Ironic" Exposition Dumps.
>>81709559
How can you say that? Game Over might have some poor animation but Rex is consistently shit
>>81709499
>>81709574
DID SOMEONE SAY FREEDOM?
>>81709359
>when the electric guitars on heir of grief start
>>81709609
>WHEN I SAW HER FACE
>NOW I'M A BELIEVER!
I'm pretty convinced Nanna is going to do something terrible tomorrow.
>>81709609
I would purchase server space and host an e-mail server that just spams Markov chain-generated hatemail to Hussie's address nonstop.
So realistically what could act 7 even be? Hes done games before, and even ones where you fought imps and stuff. But to do one against LE of this scale would be ridiculous. Is it just gonna be two big flashes?
>>81709609
I think I'd go to America just to beat the shit out Hussie myself.
>>81709359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsDTu-NOkA
I'm still hoping he will use it for the final flash.
I trust him.
What's the filename of tomorrow's update called?
>>81709669
I would stay in America and defend Hussie from shit-taste maniacs like you.
>>81709609
>>81709639
THE SHREK WAS A SIGN
WE ARE DOOMED
>>81709678
Still Johndad
>>81709678
Isn't it still just johndad?
>>81709617
lol if you think her exposition dumps were unironic
it's been davepeta with the unironic exposition dumps where we're just meant to lap that shit up
>>81709678
It's a mystery.
>>81709678
hussiefucksahorse
>>81709678
disappointmentif we're lucky it'll be part two of johndad: janejohndad edition
>>81709668
All we know is that ipgd said we're all going to "shit" in response to someone asking her if it was a walkaround.
>>81709701
There's a lot more of us than there are of you, I'll have you know
>>81709623
Hussie barely fucking touched Collide and anything since at the very best Remember, the comic is now crafted by Tumblr artists who have such soulless art, at least those goons tried.
>last 2 minutes of the last flash
>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgJXbu2cJss
Would you cry /co/?
>>81709720
They were unironic exposition dumps that he lampshaded by saying "it's okay if I acknowledge they're shit, right????"
>>81709200
Okay, let's say that Doom sounds relevant- can you give me the rundown of what the differences between a Bard, Page, and Seer of Doom would be?
>>81709678
What if the next update is the rest of that half hour End of Act 6 was supposed to be? Killing Lord English once and for all.
And the Act 7 is entirely epilogue?
>>81709754
>It's showing them building their new universe and it growing like the beta kids
>>81709754
http://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/36705203671/snippet-of-something-im-working-on-for-the-comic
It's this.
>>81709754
No this would play.
http://plazmataz.tumblr.com/post/36705203671/snippet-of-something-im-working-on-for-the-comic
They still have to explain why Caliborn's session had all those computers and shit.
>>81709754
post the plazma piano reprise
but either way, yeah, yeah i'd fucking cry
if this isn't playing over the "the end" screen ill be upset
>>81709754
>Hearing that ending fade out knowing it will be the last thing in Homestuck ever. Fuck me
>>81709825
Nah I think it's safe to say the plans for Act 7 have changed years ago.
so everybody knows that we wont see the new world right? Just like we didnt see the real world in PS once it ended, right?
>>81709871
>>81709862
>>81709854
yeah that's what im talking about
fuck
2 days left, lads
that's all
>>81709359
cherubim is so good. carne vale is my favorite from that one.
also this will always be best https://youtu.be/dNauqOGQ-ss
>>81709359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgG8lAVh-EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u--wSgeJUOs
>>81709868
It's because it's a cheat solo session
>Using an item that lets them start maniacally powering from point A to point B isn't doing them any favors.
>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>It's like when Mario gets the star.
>You know when Mario gets the star?
>WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO.
>He's a small Italian plumber who goes on sideways adventures.
>He jumps on stuff and bops bricks with his head to save a princess.
>WHAT'S ITALIAN.
>WHAT'S A PLUMBER.
>Never mind what an Italian is. It's just a kind of guy on Earth.
>And a plumber is a guy who fixes load gapers.
>WHAT'S A LOAD GAPER.
>Shut up.
>Anyway, sometimes when Mario's running sideways he gets a star that makes him magic and invincible.
>OH. YOU MEAN HE BECOMES TRICKSTER MARIO.
>Yes, but less stupid.
>So for a while he becomes flashy and hyperactive and nothing's challenging anymore.
>He just starts barreling over mushrooms and leaping over pits as fast as he can, then gets to the end and jumps on the flagpole and that's it. Mario "wins".
>But the point is, he didn't really win. That magic star was actually devastating to his development as a human being.
>WHY.
>Because he skipped over many critical trials on his spiritual journey.
>Mario NEEDS to stomp on all those mushrooms. He NEEDS to bonk those bricks with his head, for the sake of his personal growth.
>By using the star, he is denying himself many powerful moments of catharsis.
Later:
>Retcon quest happens, which is exactly that
BRAVO HUSSIE
>>81709884
We will see the new world, and we'll see the roles the characters play in this new world.
Karkat will become the troll ruler. WV will rebuild civilization, building Can City. Stuff like that.
>>81709359
heir of grief gets me pretty bad at the 1 minute mark
you've got all four of the kids instruments going
jades bass, daves beats, johns piano and rose's violin
honestly that part makes me a bit teary
fuck
>>81709929
God tier choices there
>>81709754
Just thinking about it is making me want to cry.
Why am I so invested in this stupid comic? I thought I lost interest with that hiatus but I guess not.
>>81709823
doom is the aspect of straight up dead shit and people dying and stuff.
a bard allows their aspect to be destroyed, or allows it to destroy others, etc. i myself am a bard of doom. a bard of doom would likely have some sort of entropy bullshit going on around him - wounds stay open longer for enemies, buildings crumble faster, general bad luck shenanigans with banana peels and stairs. also, maybe could act as a healer, by allowing death to be destroyed, but thats a bit of a bend - it's more likely that they would be able to assist in healing but wouldn't be able to do it on their own.
a page grants their aspect to other people or equips them with it. a page gives you a gift of now you are dead. a bab page level 1 might be a supporty person that puts those debuffs on "enemy takes x% more damage". a fully realized page of doom goes "okay and YOU get a grave marker and YOU get a grave marker and YOU get a grave marker"
a seer of doom sees death actively rather than a mage that intuitively hears death. a seer of doom sees dead people. if dream bubbles are a multi-session thing, they can likely interact with them much more easily. they also can go "don't do that or you will die you dumb shit". they do not know the right path but they know the wrong path.
>>81709218
FUCK YOU ANDREW HUSSIE
>>81709940
N-no but, you s-see, Ultimate Self...!!!
>>81709940
Hussie is a hack
two more days until i'm allowed to finally kill myself
What was the best [S] Ascend/Descend and why was it[S] DD: Ascend more casually?
>>81709940
Retcon quest is more like someone restarting the level and putting Mario through the easy secret path that leads to those warp pipes that skip five worlds ahead.
It's still legit but it's boring to watch and is only done by people who want to finish the game as soon as possible.
>Last page
>John does retcon again
>it's just throws you back on the 1st page
>>81709975
I completely forgot that the kids played instruments.
ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO REREAD THE ENTIRE COMIC RIGHT NOW NON STOP WISH ME LUCK /CO/
>>81710013
I*ts gonna be alright Brah, we're gonna make it
>>81710013
Before you do make sure to give me $100 on paypal.
>>81709868
Wasn't that just the troll lab?
>>81710038
there's a new link on the first page
the update is actually jumping around the comic and seeing things, fighting LE, wrapping things up, etc
>>81710049
God speed dofus
>>81710039
And elemental affinities
>>81709854
>>81709862
yup im definitely going to cry on 4/13
goddamn homestuck
>>81710026
>Gamzee and John's kiss in that flash
He would be the one John would be into if John was a massive homosexual
>>81710049
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>81710051
i postponed suicide for Age of Ultron
can you even imagine my disappointment
>>81709985
What's your take on a Prince of Void; I like your explanations and musings about these things and the concept of nothingness is rather open to interpretation in a destructive sense.
>>81710110
Well you're still here, so that movie was good for something
>>81710049
I did that a couple of days ago. It gives you a lot of feels. Go on my sweet prince
>>81710038Retcon hand is poking out of John's shorts
>>81709376
Uh no anon, it means she never got to stop being dead.
>>81709623
Nothing in the actual comic has better animation than the last part of the fan animation when the king flips his shit and Vriska brings down the hammer.
>>81710049
someone did the math and it would take you about a week with proper sleep and only an hour a day for eating/showering
>>81710110
i postponed it for fuckin warlords of draenor
>>81709862
>>81709854
>hussie has been gathering material for the end since 2013
>this was posted in 2012
no
fuck you hussie
EVERYBODY IS FUCKING FORGETTING THE MOST IMPORTANT PLOT HOLE
WHO THE HELL MOVED JOHN'S CAKE OFF HIS MAGIC CHEST?
There are only 2 days until Homestuck ends, only 1 day and around 5 and a half hours if Hussie updates at midnight.
This is it /hst/, it's finally ending after 7 years.
The first page of act 7 will be a short flash showing alt-calliope destroying the green sun, lord english dying and will end with the kids/trolls starting to open the door to the new universe. Next page will just be "The End." underneath an SBurb logo.
So are the hands/oil still in the old panels or what?
HOLY SHIT THE JOHN ARM RETCON THING WAS A RETRIEVE ARMS JOKE
>>81710164
>WoD
I bet you feel stupid now, huh.
>>81710164
You should've just played on a vanilla WoW PSoh wait
>>81710181
We did
I have a very important question to ask:Is Con Air still good?
>>81710125
well, i mean, that was the plan anyway. i started off postponing for AoU
but i tried it anyway
so
eh
>>81710162
>>81710127 Here, and I did it in 4 days with proper sleep and proper eating/sleeping. I might just have a faster reading speed though
>>81710211
Even after all these years it STILL holds up.
Tough Question: What was, without a doubt, the singlehandedly most important plot point in homestuck? What was it that changed everything?
>>81710211
no its fucking shit and nic cage is a hack
>>81710184
t-minus 29 hours till Davekat is unambiguously, undeniably canon
>>81709530
autofag get out
how do i get into homestuck
>>81710181
It was ----------^
>>81710111
thanks, i try
since a prince destroys things or destroys with things and void is nothingness you get the fun semantics playtime of destroying nothingness, and also, destroying with nothingness.
destroying nothingness could be conjuring shit like roxy (which is a problem with like half the void classes is that they can do roxy's thing somehow), and im too lazy to wrap my head around alternate ideas for destroying nothingness. void is also the absence of information, so you can also do that fun voidy thing of "now we magically know", maybe.
destroying WITH nothingness is more straightforward. you point your wwhite science wwand enemy-ward, and they stop existing.
>>81710211
Yes.
Fuck yes.
Hell fucking yes.
>>81710240
youre already here
I've been trying to re-read the comic but I can't get into Act 5, not even Act 5.2. It's just so much talking from characters who are either killed off or radically transformed. All the Karkat/Karkat/Karkat and Karkat/Terezi stuff is especially challenging to me for how aimless it is and how different the characters are now. Please, help me feel the magic again. I loved all of Act 5 the first time I read it.
>>81710240
i got you anon
>>81710240
start by reading problem sleuth
>>81710205
>>81710241
BUT WHY WASN'T JOHN FREAKED OUT BY IT
CAKES DON'T JUST START FUCKING FLYING ON THEIR OWN
>>81710234
John getting the juju powers and ruining every character through retcons.
>>81710265
what? no like what is it?
>>81710211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW5Y6CluAM0
>the beta kids are 20 years old in 2016
What would be worse:
>All those little callbacks and loose ends are completely tied up during the final update, which is long and disjointed as a consequence- Return of the King ends snappily in comparison.
>Ending is relatively satisfying but lots of little loose ends are never touched upon
>>81710274
>Trolls appear late in the story
Holy shit how old is this?
>>81710234
Bec getting prototyped?
>Con Air
>retCon Heir
>>81710191
PM and Bec Noir getting their weapons was a retrieve arms from chest joke
HERE WE GO
>>81710330
First one
>>81710331
like 5 years
>>81710331
it's from 2011
>>81710240
don't
Seriously, don't. It's not worth the time investment. I wish I could go back in time and tell fourteen-year-old me to not touch it
>>81710234
So hard to pin-point....holy shit...Vriska had a valid reason to interupt John prototyping the doll, right?
>>81710342
Fuck me.
>>81710236
>>81710233
Gettin some mixed signals here.
>>81710339
Jesus CHRIST
>>81710234S U C K E R S
>>81710250
>you point your wwhite science wwand enemy-ward, and they stop existing.
That seems hilariously overpowered, much like Eridan's science beams now that I think about it, shame he went out so early before we really saw him abuse that shit.
>>81710305
its a "comic"
you can read it here
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6
>>81709125
fictional concepts don't apply in real life
>>81710191
>>81710342
>>81710339
GODDAMMIT HUSSIE
>>81710378
She did and she didn't.
If she didn't it would have doomed the timeline. But she didn't even consider that, she just did it because she wanted to make the final boss.
God, remember when Jack was the final boss?
>>81710234
The proper reveal of the dream-bubbles
>>81710234
Sadly, Aranea getting the ring. This led to everything that happened since Act 6 started being largely invalidated.
>>81710411
well, the hope beams werent quite eridan's power. hope is about belief and making unreal things real. eridan both destroyed hope through the obvious murder-genoxenomatricide spree, and destroyed with hope, by believing enough in the power of wwhite science to make his wand ACTUALLY a wwhite science wwand instead of a useless tool made to placate him.
or thats my headcanon anyway
>>81710342
Oh god, it is.
>>81710305
It's a webcomic, with some medium-blending elements. Like flash animations with music, little games, and so on.
Unfortunately, the plot turned into a hot mess. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
>>81710450
Remember when any of the villains in Collide were considered threats? When Condy could drop planets on things, use mind control, and disintegrate others in an instant?
>>81710234
Bec's prototyping t-bones the entire plot by making the B1 session unwinnable
>>81710450
Ah, sure. Because Bec Noir needed to happen for their troll session to not be dommed
>>81710512
i HIGHLY doubt condy is dead.
>>81710234
John installing sburb
>>81708585
Heard about it poorly on /co/. I was rebellious around that time.
>>81710342
oh lawdy
>>81710534
6 pages.
>>81710534
I don't know which is worse. Condy being dead, or Condy not being dead, because it makes pretty much everything that happened post-Collide even more of a wank.
>>81710533
>be dommed
Time is a brutal dominatrix and will personally rape the people who fuck up the timeline. There is no safeword when you have a temporal ballgag in your mouth.
>>81708585
I saw fan art of it and kept saw it getting referenced here and there, so I decided to see what all the commotion was about.
File name
>>81710512
THIS.
I found Collide completely JARRING, because everything conspired to go right (following a VRISKA plan, no less) while in Game Over everything conspired to go wrong. Condy literally insta-lasered Kanaya to death, for fuck's sake.
But in EOa6 everything went right and cheerfully because of uh...
Uh... Vriska, maybe? Shit, I have no idea.
God fucking damn it Hussie.
>>81710589
>>81710580
not only does she still have LE's curse of conditional mortality ("that never stopped being a thing that was real or anything"), but they also broke the cardinal rule of homestuck, which is to say, dont turn your back on the body.
also the curtains never closed on collide. the act 6 doohickey froze and the curtains closed on the shot of it closing, but collide never ended yet.
cirno's theme "tomboyish girl in love"
https://youtu.be/wN1BhwqX29w?t=32
is heir transparent
https://youtu.be/zS0RIfG91EQ?t=28
is heir of grief
https://youtu.be/Es5mh7pBeec?t=63
them niggas turned their backs on the body
inb4 condy, gamzee, evil nannasprite, calliope -> caliborn all at the same time
>>81710534
>they punched her a bit while she didn't use any of her abilities besides slinging them around a little bit then got one shot killed by someone she and someone with less psychic powers were able to detect when invisible with a single hit with a sword that didn't even kill terezi and the curse only spreads once so roxy isn't cursed.
haha well fuck me
>>81710642
But Karkat's a manlet.
>>81710342
>>81710339
damn
>>81710234
gamzee
>>81710181
Wasnt it caliborn during one of his intermissions?
>>81708585
Some forum I used to frequent back in like 2010 or 2011
>>81710480
Yeah that makes sense, I just assumed the white of the wand was hope in a weaponized form that allows it to be utilised to destroy. Honestly, the concept of using hope to destroy things is really interesting, given that it relies so heavily on self-belief. I wonder just what limits a power like that could have? It's no wonder that Jake's awakened powers were enough to beat Caliborne, albeit temporarily.
The same could be said for nothingness destruction as well, though I imagine there'd be some mechanic in place that didn't allow you to just void a major threat into non-existence.
>literally half of your crew and only friends are fucking dead for good
Why is being an Exile so god damn suffering?
>>81710669
Seeing as they have those revives from Jade Condy should have at least killed someone who hadn't used theirs yet.
>>81710694
No, you're probably thinking about the far superior Homosuck.
>>81708585
Porn. I tried to give it a go, but got bored quickly as I had other stuff I wanted to do, and dropped it. Sometime later someone posted this reaction on /v/, someone else asked what this shit they kept on seeing was about and were replied to with a brief summary and a comparison of the first panel to the latest at the time, which was Vriska fighting Jack Noir, to show just how much the comic changes.
Gave it another go and here I am.
>>81710659
Yes. All of the Strife album was full of music plagiarism--I mean homages.
Bit unrelated, but where does the laughter from http://www.mspaintadventures.com/trickster.php?s=6&p=007677 originate from?
I've seen it before, in you-know-what.
>>81710669
>>81710649
>Condy OHKOs Kanaya accidentally in one timeline
>She can't even scratch her in another
H A C K
A
C
K
>>81708585
I was in the horsefucker fandom and shitposting on /co/ as was the norm back in the day. I kept seeing you faggots shitposting in your thread. At that point, I think Homestuck has been going on for 3 years, and I didn't want to do anything with it. Plus a couple of my IRL annoying friends were into it, so I was fine fapping to choice pony plot.
Then a month ago, when I realized I am completely burned out on horsefuckery, especially with the new season, I started looking around for something new to occupy my time.
At this point, it must be said that my favorite type of villain is the one that's basically an unstoppable force, and generally funnier than the heroes (much like Xykon is in Order of the Stick). So, while browsing TVTropes, I saw constant references to Lord English. I started reading about him, and fell in love.
I began shitposting here and asking what were the good parts of the comic, and people told me to just read the damn thing. In my anger I breezed through all of it, hating almost all of it. Except for the parts with Caliborn.
Now of course, I do find some of the other characters somewhat interesting, but I'm still here mostly for LE just fucking shit up and ruining everyone's day.
Which is why I can't wait for one of the dumb bitches "Boy Calliope, imagine how pissed off your brother, Caliborn, would be?" Cue shit blowing it.
remember to buckle up for the final update
safety first
>>81710768
STRIFE MODE
R
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D
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>>81710656
Unless Act 7 is going to be a bloated (lol if it isn't) I think we can assume the following:
Aranea, Condy, Spades and Union Jack are daoots
The ending feels unearned by the cast
DaveKat will happen, and we will all be reminded that Daverezi and Johnvriska got killed before we could even see them really happen.
>>81708842
[S] Enter Caliborn
>>81710763
I honestly don't know. Toby seems to like it.
>>81710713
well, as we've established, hope is magikarp and page is magikarp. aranea tells us that if jake was fully realized he'd be utter bullshit, so that fits.
>>81710669
well, for roxy, a: condy turned her back on the body, b: she is the rogue of void which is like the sneakiest you can get
but otherwise yeah you got me there.
>>81710763
It's in a lot of Caliborn's shit too.
>>81710689
I'm getting nostalgic and going through all the dumb edits I used to make for /hsg/.
Man what a ride this has been.I still see this one posted alot and it always makes me happy
>>81710774
>The faggot who read Homestuck for the Caliborn/LE "origin story" used to be a ponyshitter
Why am I not surprised
>>81710763
Tomba!
>>81710649
Everything went right and cheerfully because John retconned her being so powerful while the flash was focused on one of the other fights.
>Homestuck ends with John waking up and realizing that everything was just a dream
>>81710794
>>81710774
>it must be said that my favorite type of villain is the one that's basically an unstoppable force
Oh god I remember you.
how about that update guys?
>>81710427
thanks
>>81709593
Thank you so much, drawfriend. I can't put into words how grateful I am. I've wanted something like that for several years now but never got around to it. With Homestuck ending, I knew I had to get into gear. At least my 15-year-old self is appeased now.
Is there anything I can do for you in return?
Also, this is a very small request and you don't have to change anything, but would it to be possible to adjust their heights so that Karkat isn't taller than Jade? Thank you nonetheless.
>>81710860
I wonder if BKEW is going to kill himself when Homestuck ends.
>>81710860
Well, BKEW still expects Jane to become the last villain, so.
The thing in Caliborn's juju chest is literally going to be arms.
A certain pair of arms.
Remember what those arms were attached to?
>>81710865
This image is awful.
>>81710865
>Dirk is no longer the gay character
Fuck this gay comic.
>>81710846
Was Wizardly Herbert important post retcon?
>Rereading the comic
>Get to this page
The fuck? I don't remember John ever writing something for Rose's walkthrough.
>>81710904
>BKEW still expects Jane
>Jane
What if he was right, but not in the way we expected?
>>81710865
Someone forgot Dirk is gay.
>>81710897
To be fair, he knew Jane was alive. Seeing his dead dad alive as a kid has got to be pretty overwhelming.
It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday.
>yfw john is practially an adult now
>>81710904
stop talking about BKEW like they're any sort of important thing
>>81710865
How is Dave really gay when he dated 2 girls for 3 years?
>>81710339
I just screamed "fuck off" at my monitor, thanks.
one day...
>>81710649
Rewatching Game over, Collide really does seem like a complete contrivance
>>81708289
>Roundabout plays
>To be continued
>>81710936
It's because John was the one who was learning about the alchemy while Rose was trying not to be crushed by a meteor
>>81710936
No one was autistic enough to read all that shit to figure out, I think you're like the first person to do that. Nice dude.
>>81710976
Terezi and who?
>>81710659
That first song sounds terrible as hell. How does the imitation of it sound so much better?
>>81710950
The kid is gonna be 20 in 2 days.
>>81709484
and also it's needed to actually make the new universe.
>>81710913
No, what?
What does a bard of breath do?
>>81711003
Karkat
>>81711001
>implying
>>81710933
>>81710936
It's one of the moments where you get a glimpse at John's occasional genius.
Breath players may be goofs, but damn, when they shine, they do it brightly.
>>81711003
Davesprite dated Jade, Homestuck views splinters as informing the whole
>there are two updates left in homestuck
I always thought that the final thing would be followed by some sort of epilogue, but hussie is rolling the climax and the epilogue all into one. This is it. Two updates and thats the very final word.
>>81711008
We're about to see Chucklevoodos explained.
>>81711003
davesprite dated Jade
>>81710852
Because you're a stupid fuck.
>>81710866
And I'm still fucking right! You can literally cut the comic in fucking half and still do enough worldbuilding and fights and adventure without stupid dumb bitches and pointless relationship talk. Fucking girls and their shipping nonsense ruins everything.
So how much of a fucking Hack is Hussie at the moment? Will he be the biggest Hack after the end of Homestuck?
>>81710865
>dirk not gay
>dave extremely gay
>>81710982
Me on the left
>>81711039
remember when chucklevoodoos and gamzee were important
>>81710950
>practially
John turns 20 this year, he was born in 1996.
>>81710950
>>81711005
He should only be 3, maybe 4 years older. I predict the Beta kids will be 20 when released from the juju though.
>>81710982
Is she breaking his neck?
>>81711019
allow destruction of freedom or invite destruction through freedom
>>81710512
>>81710649
>>81710768
Condy wasn't trying to kill anyone at any point in Collide. She used her trident only for defense and when she had them on the ropes she started non-lethally kicking them around instead of finishing the job. She even made sure not to strangle Jane too much, and dialed down her eye layzors so they only knocked people away instead of killing them.
She needs them all alive remember, killing Kanaya in Game Over was unintentional.
It's kind of sad when you think about it.
>>81710865
>the two dudes who probably stuck their dicks into each others butt are not gay
FUCKING KEK'D
>>81710976
Because all of that doesn't matter now.
>>81711077
>tfw John and Dave will never have a beer with Dad's supervision
>>81711077
artists cant get tumblr bullied for drawing smut of a fictional character no more
>>81711077
>John is older than most of Homestuck's current fanbase
>>81710997
>Not BEST ending
>Not wanting to jam to Roundabout while the camera pans around a mural of SBURB hieroglyphs on LOWAS filling with oil
>>81711019
So, again, meme at me all you want but i'm pretty certain breath is linked to freedom or at the very least being unrestricted and unshackled, etc. The ability to swooce in where you please. Wind powers are a fun extension I guess.
Someone who allows freedom to be destroyed or invites destruction through freedom sounds like a reaally stupidly specific power. You'd be some kind of jailer, fucking with people's heads and convincing them that they need to lock themselves up for their own good. Or, destroying with freedom, you make someone overestimate themselves and make a CLASSIC BLUNDER.
or something like that - that's a really weird classpect combination desu.
>>81711100
Reminder that Breath has nothing to do with Freedom.
>>81711105
>Condy wasn't trying to kill anyone at any point in Collide. She used her trident only for defense and when she had them on the ropes she started non-lethally kicking them around instead of finishing the job. She even made sure not to strangle Jane too much, and dialed down her eye layzors so they only knocked people away instead of killing them.
condy has life enhancing powers, and she could just kill all the kids and mind control jane to sleep, then put the tiara on and use her to revive kanaya if her own life powers didn't work
>>81711105
Then why does she very intentionally make a Rose kebab?
>>81710865
did i fix it
>>81711060
He has a potential range of FUCKING HACK to MODERATELY LAZY MAD MAN.
>>81711125
>We'll never see a reasonably drunk Dave or John
>We'll never see a drunk Jade
>>81711186
Life enhancing, but she couldn't resurrect, iirc.
>>81710950
>born same year as everyone but Jane and John
>2011
>"cool, with this 3 year timeskip he's aging them up so they'll be my age again!"
>2016
>everyone's still 15-16 and I'm turning 21
>>81711100
>>81711162
BREATH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FREEDOM
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT
NOOOOOOOTHING AT ALLL
>>81711125
>tfw there will never be more than a minimal amount of leadershipping fanfiction
>>81711162
>Actually thinking Breath has anything to do with Freedom.
For the last time before the end...
BREATH
IS
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!
>>81711105
She could have just put them all to sleep though. (Although maybe that's only a Vriska thing?)
Also come on she fucking shoves a trident through Rose in Game Over, she doesn't need ALL of them alive.
>>81711206
By that point the session was fucked up beyond repair, planets wrecked, half the players dead. She had no reason to care anymore.
>>81710900
I'm not the artist so I hope they don't mind, but I did these tiny edits.
I can't wait till Rose/Kanaya is sunk on Wednesday
>>81711279
What the FUCK did you just say?
>>81711209
much like real life, 90% of the worlds population is gay or bi
>>81711279
NO IT ISN'T
>>81711297
Don't raise my fucking hopes faggot.
>>81711217
But will we see high Jade
i want to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with jade
>>81711275
you tell me what it is then, smartypants.
and dont say wind because then thats 1 out of 12 aspects that is not an abstract. wind may be a part of it, like how frogs are a spacey thing and being a bitch is a light thing, but breath itself is not necessarily JUST wind.
I miss doodles
>tfw no pic of hsg rising from the grave to reconcile with mspa, da, and tumblr
>>81711279
war is peace
ignorance is strength
>>81711290
ebin
>started reading homestuck when I was 19
>now 25
God damn
>>81710930
why? it's accurate
>>81711237
>filename
Are you alright anon?
>>81711360
>Implying MSPAF is alive
Was it Heroic or Just?
>>81711342
and i want dolorosa to breastfeed me in her lap while stroking my hair but we cant all have what we want now can we
>>81711347
It's subjectability to change.
>>81711290
Thank you for the edit anon! I've saved both versions.
>>81711377
You are wrong...but ok.
>>81711347
Breath is all about inspiration n shit.
NANNA KILLS DAD TOMORROW AND YOU ALL KNOW IT
>>81711360
mspaf is daoots
>>81711360
Thanks a lot asshole. Now I need John X Roxy fics. Got any reccommendations?
>>81711402
>not wanting to have casual sex with Porrim to relieve the boredom
>>81711279
And one last time before it's over:
BLOOD
IS
LEADERSHIP
>>81711369
what is it /s4s? you hate brown jades or something?
>>81711399
Just
>>81711360
>reconcile
yeah no
>>81711209
Why is he seeing through a fair amount of Rose's clothing
>>81711360
MSPAF is fucking dead
Metastuck is too sad to contemplate now, he was the glue that held the team together
>>81711347
Breath is the wind beneath your wings
Does anyone have any headcanon voices for the characters?
I can't help reading Kanaya in Liara T'soni's voice, it's especially vivid.
>>81711327
Probably not. RIP
>>81711389
I'm perfectly fine
>>81711406
i can probably roll with that at some point and add it to the theory repitoire. it needs a catchy one-word analogue though.
>>81711423
not a fan of this idea tho
>>81710936
I remember back when John got his retcon ability, one of my friends was completely convinced this was going to come back in a big way.
Basically his theory was that the reason there were only 300 trillion possible codes rather than basically infinity is because SBURB used the predestination bullshit to only create punch combinations for items that would actually be used. If a potted plant was never going to be captchalogued over the course of a session, then a potted plant never got a punch code. So John's ability to time travel beyond Paradox Space's influence would mean he could combine two things never meant to be combined, creating a "glitch item" that could kill LE.
It was a pretty interesting theory but I guess it's a bust.
>go to tumblr
>all color representation of the characters are black, vitiligo black, big nosed black jews, really ugly semi blacks, hairy, fat or a horrifying combination of all
>go to boruu
>it's just the tumblr art reposted
God, if my eyes could vomit they surely would have with all this unaesthetic shitty art. Can someone please a nigger out, and tell me what website hasn't been infected with this puke inducing cancerous type of fanart?
yeah i need some john x roxy too, whos gotta fix?
>>81711181
I need porn. Porn of Terezi, Rose and Vriska dominating John and making him their slave boy!
>>81711437
Heres a shitty one I wrote in2013
http://archiveofourown.org/works/631122
So Breath is Freedom, Space is Loneliness, Light is fortune, Blood is Frienshid/Union
What is Time? I fail to see what Aradia and Dave have in common.
>>81711444
>Current leaders
>John
>Roxy
>Meenah
>Vriska
>Tavros, sorta
>None of them is a Blood player
>>81711510
that theory is a fun one that i believe john himself posited early on but its bunk because you can send codes across sessions. or, at the very least, the fact that you can do that makes it fairly unlikely.
personally i just think there are further upgrades to the alchemeter and punchcard system thing (like putting the intellidsk dildostation into the upgrade slots) but nobody really gets that far because its not in the scope of the story itself so nobody cares.
>>81711496
All of them have my own voice
>>81711585
Collecting dead things.
>>81711516
>please a nigger out
That sounds sexual, anon and I am NOT a homosexual.
>>81711585
time powers
>>81711516
Just give up and fap to the trolls.
>>81711585The colour red
>>81711496
they all have this voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvDy6UBNdu4
>>81711585
space isn't necessarily loneliness, space is space. some of them are less abstract than others. space is distance and size and mass and everything to do with the physical and measurable. it's the XYZ axis to time's W axis, which is to say, time is time, you dumb shit.
>>81711555
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/631122
thank you!
... i guess. You wouldnt have one less kinky, would you?
>>81711585
>Breath is Freedom
ANON
anyone wanna share what they think these are?
bard
rage
mage
doom
>>81711585
>What is Time? I fail to see what Aradia and Dave have in common.
They are all Lord English's bitch. They also like the concept of death.
>>81711496
octopimps voices are the ones I always end up hearing
>>81711613
>>81711516
*help a nigger out. i'm black so it's okay for me to say nigger btw
>>81711598
Yeah, but the three sessions we've seen have all been linked by paradox-space approved time travel bullshit. Technically they could all be viewed as the same session.
>>81711585
They both die a lot.
>>81711585
>What is Time? I fail to see what Aradia and Dave have in common.
Death.
>>81711672
Im sticking with my idea that mage is just a male witch
>>81708585
someone posted one of the earlier flashes to /f/ or dagobah. can't remember which
>>81711585
Time seems to be related to destruction and inevitability
>>81711696
it's always funny seeing "people of color" against tumblr's bullshit
>>81711692
kill yourself any time
>>81711692
Oh my god I'm so sorry
>>81711496
JBriner's my constant Eridan, Meenah is a girl version of that.
What was the point of this reunion with John?
>>81711656
The /aco/ thread has a huge list of fics, ranging from absolutely depraved to the most vanilla cuddles ever. I recommend you check it out.
>>81711496
Karkat will always be Michael from RoosterTeeth for me.
>>81711360
>The state of Metastuck
>dA no longer cares
>tumblr is sad
>HSG is conflicted and pissed off
>MSPAF is dead
This ending is going to be the equivalent of a doomed session.
>>81711656
Let me check my old pastebin
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5tKHh_7zg0
>>81708842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHcwzrrlscs&nohtml5=False
The way the music is echoey and solemn in the beginning and just drops is so heart wrenching and I had no fucking clue what was going to happen next.
>>81709359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6mld02N20A
I feel so accomplished to be able to whistle this as well as I do.
And if Homestuck ever has a credits I want it to be a compilation of a ton of unused songs with a neat slideshow of everything we've been through as well as the future. And this better fucking play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXgPNyd45A4
>>81711496
all the baby is you voices
nepeta is cyrr
>>81711585
Entropy
>Prince of Time
>Time is death
How do I destroy death?
>>81711672
>bard
this has already been covered in canon
>rage
im gonna go out on a limb and say this ones probably literal
could be emotions in general?
>mage
TA: iim not 2ure why, but ii thiink iit2 liike...
TA: fulfiilliing 2ome requiirement for a true prophet of doom.
>doom
theres pretty much no way to guess at this
opposite of life, so basically its death. and then the reverse of whatever life means
>>81711697
also true
>>81711672
we know what bard is you dummy. its one who allows X to be destroyed, or invites destruction trhough X. passive prince
rage IMPO is the general negative emotion thing. not just rage but horror sadness etc.
mage is, i think, the opposite of seer. seers see and deduce with their aspect, while mages hear and "intuit" (infer?) through their aspect.
doom is death.
>>81711739
what about homosexuals against tumblr's shit?
i want to please you, anon
>>81711516
I don't care if artists draw the characters as black, asian, mexican etc desu but when they start drawing them super ugly on purpose because of muh representation then it gets disgusting. Especially when the artist is white and drawing them as big nosed hairy fat black people to get sjw points.
>>81711689
>Lord English's bitch
whoa there Nerevar I think you're forgetting someone
>>81711785
By reviving everyone and everything so that nothing dies.
>>81711745
qhat it this /aco/ thread you speak of? I'm kinda new to 4chan.
>>81711772
thank you!
>>81711785
time isnt death doom is death. time people die a lot because time travelling causes bodies to pop up. it's a side-effect of being a time traveler in a lethal game like sburb.
a prince of time destroys X or destroys with X. you destroy time or you destroy with tiem. I'd assume a prince of time pulls some doomed timeline shenanigans and just in general has a critical mass of doomed timelines surrounding them all the time. Also, probably aging powers - age people into dust or reverse them until they stop existing.
>>81711585
Deconstruction and archeology/paleontology.
>>81711809
you know i've never like... seen ANY gay male presence on tumblr whatsoever. it's all lesbians and trans women.
>>81709359
Always this
https://youtu.be/83B083Lsbfc
Also, playlist anon from last night's thread, anybody want /co/'s god tier hs trax playlist?
>>81709056
How do those hips even work?
Did anyone else realize this when the retcon stuff was going on?
>>81711797
>>81711798
i mean everything, meaning, powers, role ect.
>>81711862
death is to time what procreation is to space
all the time character have to deal with their own mortality, this was addressed by the comic
stop pretending you know shit about classpects and drop that stupid name
>>81711898
gimme that suga babe
>>81711739
I just have a thing agaisn't umpleasant, badly drawn unaesthetic fanart. I can tolerate it on deviantart, since they're a buch of kiddies who sill draw in MSP but my standards are a little bit higher for Tumblr. And the tumblr homestuck community chooses to produce so much cancer, oh god. For every decent piece there's a dozen PC approved abominations. I swear, if Homestuck had a Pixiv community, I would make the switch without batting an eye.
>>81711848
Nope, that picture is full of shit to its metaphoric brim.
>>81711860
http://pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
I suppose it's quicker to just link you to the pastebin than explaining everything.
>>81711918
god FUCKING damnit hussie
>>81711922
fair enough, i cede that particular point. what i was trying to get at is that time is not LITERALLY the element of death. it is associated with death, in the characters, but it is not the death aspect; i am not the best english person (it's not my native language)so i dont know if that came across well. time is not death, it is associated with death but it isn't death itself.
what im trying to say is that
time players have time powers, not death powers, even if death is a thing that happens a lot around them, yes?
hope that makes sense.
also, no, fuck you.
>>81711969
>http://pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
Thank you ver much!
>>81711928
Here you go, cookietits
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhtJYDWa6PlydUdhK2ty2J9XVXNofGy78
I'll go ahead and add the songs that you all posted on this thread too
>>81711957
>LITERALLY SCREENCAPPED FROM THE ACTUAL COMIC
goddamnit /hst/ can you get any more retarded?
I've just realised two years too late who Aranea reminds me of
>>81709359
I have been using this as my alarm for like 5 years now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NvMi8GJKUM
I used to hate EVERYTHING that woke me up too frequently, within a month I'd always want to fucking smash my clock/phone/whatever, even my gentle-ass Nintendo DS wakeup. Now I'm ok.
>>81710181
blick winkel
>>81711918
anotha one
Why do I have these pictures of a man I'll probably never meet or talk to?
Why did I waste so much of my life on this shitty webcomic?And why am I so sad it's ending?
>>81712048
Didn't Aranea come first or was KLK that long ago?
>>81711819
>white artist draws the kids as slanty eyed yellow skinned ww2 propaganda japanese for 'representation'
tumblr
Blood = futility
Time = death
Breath = servitude
Doom = alienation
Heart = the self
Space = caretaking
Mind = outcomes
Light = luck
Void = creation
Rage = sabotage
Hope = desire
Life = healing
>>81712081
Because it was good once.
>>81712086
I cant and don't want to remembr
>>81711819
Yeah senpai, make them blue or dark as fuck if you want, I liked the whole brown jade before. But this is some next level shit.
>>81711862
Gotta say I disagree. Like how Fortune, Loneliness and Freedom are the abstract symbols of Light, Space and Breath, respectively, Death is the abstract symbol of Time. Doom deals with death in a far more literal sense so basically >>81711994 fuckin yeah.
>>81712110
>Void = creation
Dropped.
>>81711874
theres plenty of gay guys they just arent part of the same crowd
everyone hates each other
i saw a gay guy call davekat queerbaiting because he wanted johndave instead
theyre not any better
>>81712081
>And why am I so sad it's ending?
Shit, oh well.
>>81712110
i do not have a pole of any length that i would like to touch this with.
>>81712145
Roxy makes stuff out of nothing
Horsefuckers invent and manufacture machines/gear
alright guys here you goi'll post a textless version too hold up
Who else has been listening to Homestuck music non-stop the past couple of days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDdV8eIHGEI thought I was ready for the end, but I'm not
will we still have homestuck threads a year from now?
>>81711920
>powers
unlimited, havent we established this
>role
variable
they have to be combined to mean anything specific, anon
>>81711860
>>81711656
Try any of these, they were mostly request from hsg before I burned myself outand had a suicide attempt
Figures once its about to end I start getting back into the groove.
http://pastebin.com/u/ShoddySmutAnon
>>81711969
>tfw my Ao3 is on the list
Wow, I didn't think anyone actually cared.
>>81712198
yessss
>>81712198
Beautiful
>>81712198
>mouth
what the
>>81712198
Nice job.
>>81712209
Yeah, on /aco/
Maybe Hiveswap threads but I don't want to see what those will be like.
>>81712040
I don't believe your fucking picture for a second.
Prince of Breath
Destroyer of Freedom
Is this the Plantation owner class?
>>81712189
she doesn't make it, she steals it from nothingness. that's part of her class. void is like... nothing. obfuscation. etc
>>81712110
>Void
>Creation
But that's just Roxy and her Rogue powers. Void is more of Obscurity.
>Blood
>Anything but Unions or bonds in some form
>>81712239
Thanks angel, these are really nice. I'm glad you put up with our shitFor curiosities sake, whats your hamstank otp?
>>81712246
it looked stupid without the mouth
>>81712189
That's because it's a literal inversion of what the aspect is supposed to do you fucking autist, learn to read, it was literally stated and they weren't coy about it.
>>81712265
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
>Heir of Void
What does this even fucking mean?
>>81712214
ok then, for example
bard of void
mage of rage
>>81712219
>http://pastebin.com/u/ShoddySmutAnon
>dave/rose somnophilia
well how about that
>>81712287
Nice try, but you gotta do it like this
>>81712323
YOU GET NOTHING
GOOD DAY, SIR
>>81712198
If I ever visit the states I'll buy you a drink
>>81712316
Have we?
Light players are the best because our aspect is the only one that's fully and explicitly explained in detail from multiple angles in the comic.
>tfw you feel like you know hussie on a personal level but he doesn't even know you exist
it 8urts
>>81712287
OFF BY ONE
>>81712209
If Homestuck 2.0 proves to be real then yes.
>>81712365
She lives in cali or someshit
>>81712388
nice job vriska
>>81712388
You did it!!!!!!!!
>>81712374
i had him sign something once so at the very least i'm an observed phenomenon in his reality
Prince of Void
I destroy nothing.
What kind of useless power is that?
>>81712268
void is nothingness and lack of information. obfuscation of information. etc. i place it opposite of light.
>>81712265
ASSUMING breath means freedom because you are the person that said it not me, someone who destroys freedom or destroys with freedom is, yes, a plantation owner ha ha. they lock shit up. they toss your ass in the slammer (slammer means jail btw). and they could also do crazy shit like that "destroying with freedom" caveat but i am super lazy and dont want to go through that
>>81712323
equius was a heir of void. we still dont know what heir means, and the three main theories i hear are that they are protected by their aspect OR they become their aspect OR they inherit their aspect. equius also didn't go god tier or seem to have any powers outside of his blood blanking shit from the cherubs so IDK. i'll do this one later.
>>81712388
>spiderdu8s
>>81712393
Whatever Hussie does after this and Hiveswap, I want it to have nothing to do with Homestuck.
>>81712250
4/12
ETA 48 hours
Nerevar is still a giant fagget
So is Breath something along the lines of Responsibility or Burden? I think burden resonates well with Rufioh, John, and Tavros.
>>81712388
pffft
>>81712325
>mfw
>>81712419
i did a thing on this higher up in a thread but something to get excited about is also you destroy with nothing, which is to say, you point your fingers at things and they stop existing (assuming you're fully realized, have all the echeladders, etc.)
sevven
>>81712388
What a lucky 8r8k!!!!!!!!
>>81712388
Checked
>>81712388
ch8cked
Will the last Upd8 drop at 12 am?
>>81712160
>Seeing buff Hussie is inspiring me to get in better shape
Is that weird?
Guys I think I found a secret reference too
>>81712324
>bard of void
inviting destruction through nothingness
id hazard a guess hed get involved with horrorterrors at least a little
session likely fucked
as for powers, either something like making black holes, or something similar to what roxy does if they wanted to actually destroy the void instead
but since bards are passive thats a little less likely
>mage of rage
not enough canon information i think
this one probably has a lot more freedom to be interpreted in multiple ways
maybe theyd be like an empath or something
>>81712388
*grab2 diick2*
>>81712388
Yeah, go Vriska!
>>81712388
Stole luck from herself
>>81712286
no probs
i like john/roxyand dave/kat
>>81712365
nice
What's your last Homestuck-related fap during the comic's run going to be, friends? Are you going to run through a massive gallery of all your favorite smutty drawings, dedicate yourself to drawings of your waifu, or what?
>>81712372
light players arecute. honestly i get off a little to being monologued at
>>81712442
Why do you carry this cross anon?
>>81712493
inviting destruction through nothingness or letting nothingness be destroyed. void is also obfuscation of information. stealth supporty, mass invisible, mass dispel, etc. also, yeah, your session's probably fucked.
mage of rage is probably some sort of empath bs that's a pretty reasonable guess.
>>81712388
DUBS CONFIRMED VRISKA LIVES
PRAISE HUSSIE
>>81712539
I've never masturbated to anything Homestuck related. Not that I haven't tried.
>>81712539
The ending itself.
>>81712539
Best girl, obviously
>>81712519
>john/roxy
You're all good in my book
>tfw I can't find the nsfw commission I got from KBS and I never posted it to anything
FUCK
>>81712539
im going to find all the good dolorosa mommykink porn, fics included, and splurge.
Why is prince the coolest class? And why is it only granted to Selfish mega-gaylords?
>>81712556
not that anon but I understand
>>81712130
those noses are a bit much but this is honestly a nice stye.
>>81712539
Written VrisKat hatesmut, which is sorely lacking.
>>81712539
this comic took so long to finish that I can't get it up anymore
>>81712539
I don't celebrate the end of series by masturbating to its characters. As a matter of fact I don't celebrate anything with masturbation because I'm not a fucking weirdo.
>Seer of Void
>You literally see nothing
wow
>>81712219
thanks to u 2
>>81712664
Terezi's real classpect
>>81712661
masturbation is natural you fucking prude.
>>81712664
seer of void can also see secrets and hidden things. seer of void finds all the hidden passages. they know when you're lying. they can tell when you're trying to hide a boner, and it's not working.
>>81712556
did you follow me here from tumblr Nerevar?Somebody has to. I HAVE TO KILL TEH DEMONS
>>81712501
grab THii2!!
>>81712618
>implyin eridan is a selfish gaylord
howw fuckin dare you
>>81712638
It is, which is what I mean by having a good style bign dragged own by unnessesary things like that. How is that John? How is that Jade? Looks more like a jewish Vriska to me desu senpai.
Can someone link to Papers saying she only drew sad Terezis because she wanted to? That'd be cool.
>>81712703
Seer of Void is opposite of Seer of Light so he has all the knowledge of useless trivia.
>>81712539Stridercest
>>81712620
>Not posting sol groping ara
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MESS THIS UP SO BAD
ONE. FUCKIN. JOB. NEREVAR
>>81712664
More like, you get visions of the void and its complete understanding (and the void is something that is supposed to be impossible to understand).
Just like the Seer of Mind gets visions from other timelines, the Seer of Void gets visions from the Furthest Ring itself.
It's an interesting class, and a Seer of Void in the context of Homestuck (when the dream bubbles are even more important than the game itself) would have been OP as fuck.
What is the weirdest combination of a class/aspect you can think of?
Seer of Rage
>>81712705
I think you need to start taking whatever medication you stopped taking again.
>When there's two updates left
>>81712664
>Not wanting knowledge of all the cracks between the game and understanding of the Horrorterrors that embody the aspect.
>Not wanting the to be the expert at cheating Sburb
>>81712791
Rogue of Piss.
Think about it.
>>81712669
I'm glad my shitty stuff managed to make people happy.
I'm so glad I got to spend time with everyone, even if we only ever shitposted at each other.I'm not crying I swear I'm not crying
Was HSG's class aspect Prince of Rage?
>>81712791
i dont think a lot of classes are that weird because they all seem to have some sort of purpose.
but the ones we don't have concrete information about are the ones that feel the weirdest to me. like breath. and rage.
TWO NANNASPRITES ARE THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS
>>81712703
>masturbation is natural you fucking prude.
Yeah, no shit. But not as a celebratory act. When my child is born and my wife is basking in in the warmth of forging a family, and she looks to me and asks, "What should we name it?" I'm not gonna turn around and go "haha sorry bitch but I'm finna NUT!!!!"
>>81712819
I think Heir of Piss would be worse
![TF2-Sniper-Update-Day-7-The-Jarate-and-Achievements-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eh5aIP0.jpg "TF2-Sniper-Update-Day-7-The-Jarate-and-Achievements-2[1]")
>>81712819
So, TF2's Sniper?
>>81712791
Sylph of Rage is more bullshit one.
>>81712795im t aking it right now. here's a slice from my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zAXhSqBdqw
>>81712819
You steal the piss so as to give it to those who need the piss. Shit like that could have been in BardQuest
>>81712812
>tfw you feel nothing and are just curious to see the ending
strange feel pham, i couldn't have expected this years ago.
>>81712812
>When Homestuck ends in a little over a 28 hours
>>81712819
If we can use joke classpects, then
Waste of Piss
or
Bard of Piss
>>81712860
AKAY
YE
THERE YA GO
>>81712864
You cure the anger of others. Take a chill pill in person. Someone with that class could have probably easily stop Gamzee from his murderous clown rampage.
>>81712752
Also link the thing saying that davekat was only kind of in because she wanted to
>>81712833
Yep
>>81712812
Such a long time coming, and yet...
>>81712907
Maid of Piss
>>81712906
>homestuck could have ended
>RIGHT NOW
Are we doing a stream or something
>>81712819
I think the Huss of Piss would be even weirder.
>>81712812
>>81712791
>Knowledgeable at manipulating the tempers of others
>>81712819
>Emptying the bladders of your enemies to provide sustenance to your team in dire situations.
>>81712864
>Allows people to cathartically realize their pent up traumas and frustrations.
John needs this.
>>81712864
if sylph is someone who heals with something and rage is negative emotions (as are my two #1 running theories and im too lazy to figure out stuff for the #2's), i guess a sylph of rage could be the person who is like "yeah okay let it out give it a good cry" or also "punch me in the face, you'll feel better i promise". and if sylph is healing the aspect in addition to or instead of healing WITH the aspect, then it could also be a "dont turn into a fucking angry shithead" class
and seer of rage is like "okay if you want to keep calm DONT do this thing."
>>81712955
one anon said they'd stream all the [s] pages
>>81712955
We gotta, nigger.
/co/'s community stream when? No reddit or tumblr invited.
ill miss homestuck i guess
it got worse over the years imo
i hope hussie does something fun after
>>81712945
>>81712984
god damn i miss doodleanon
>Davekat is canon
>But so is Johnroxy
Would you be happy with this outcome?
>>81712773
mmm yes
>tfw an anon asked if I was in the thread, thanks m8y
Any master class players here? Where my Lords and Muses at?
Act 6 was a mistake.
>>81712539
>Are you going to run through a massive gallery of all your favorite smutty drawings
yes
>>81712791
Thief of Hope, you are stealing people dreams or what?
>>81713011
literally the best
>>81713016
Yes. That's what we're getting anyway.
>>81713016
a lot. JohnRoxy=OTP
Also, Davekat means Davejade and KatNep at the same time (Thank god Davepetasprite) so I approve!
>>81713057
Problem Sleuth was a mistake
>>81713016
I don't care about shipping.
Let Rose play the rain. Then I will be happy.
>>81713016
No, because last minute Hussie decided to get all the Tumblr PC points and leave any straight pairings ambigious, while making all the gay pairings super odvious.
>>81712086
Aranea and the ring happened happened 1 month before.
>>81713042
I'm pretty sure nobody is picking those because they're blatantly OP classes
>>81712539
Probably a nice fatCaliborn
Since theres a titty and I aint about to be banned before the finale, I wanted any newfriends to see the snapshot of what some of us though act 7 would be likehttp://shittygifsanon.tumblr.com/post/33036970680/act7finalejpg
>>81713085
how's it feel knowing you're LITERALLY the only drawfag left.
>>81713067
yes
you are stealing their hopes and beliefs for your own benefit. you are the antifun. you demoralize them until they kill themselves and feel great about it you goddamn sadist.
So how would /hsg/ rate the odds on Dad dying, DD appearing, and DD being the one to kill Dad?
I'm basically 75% sure the first two will happen because I'm reasonably confident Hussie is not such a hack that he would allow such a cheap happy ending or forget the lingering Karkat curse and DD contingency plan plot threads completely, but I'm not nearly as certain on point #3, more like a 25% certainty.
>>81713095
>Problem Sleuth
>Mistake
>Not GOAT
>>81713095
Don't talk to me or my thread ever again.
>>81713098
Never, her character is lesbiant cunt forever and ever now. Character development is not progressive, make more room for gay niggers.
>>81713110
I think he might be talking about thru tests like Thepageofhope'sI'm a lowly Knight of Space :(
>>81713093
>Davekat means Davejade and KatNep at the same time
Nnnnnnnnnnot really, no.
does anyone have a link to the last HSG? you know, the one where the mod comes in and announces the ban.
>>81713067
You demotivate others. You take away their belief and you use to to strengthen your own beliefs. Helpful against enemies. Harmful in a team. A realized Thief of Hope could probably fuck up everything.It's also my classpect
Oh boy can't believe I missed all of homestuck
Anyone else miss when Rose was edgy?
>>81712791
Page of Doom
SOMEONE LINK ME SOME VANILLA JOHN ROXY
>>81713016
perfect
>>81713133
theres a few left anon
some people have been drawing in nightime hsg
like the person who did this rad terezi like 2 days ago
>>81713095
Your life was a mistake.
seeing things like
>your sessions fucked
do you guys mean as in itll be more diffucult or that just by having those classpects youre doomed?
if the latter i dont know why the game would fuck you over for no reason
>>81712539
I will wank toRoxy images while imagining Roxy being smelly and unwashedand aggressive
>>81713138
>Dad dying
0.75
>DD appearing
0.9
>DD being the one to kill Dad?
0.33
For the last time you fucking racist edgelords
Noone of the characters are canonically white.
>>81713222
because sburb is an asshole.
>>81713110
Muses are OP at dying. A Lord is not afraid to proclaim his own greatness and power.
>>81713133
A few have come back for the finale, like me.
>>81713236
They are literally white in the comic
Also (you)
>>81713095
I can tolerate someone calling Homosuck shit, but this is where I draw the line.
>>81710164
>>81712414
>>81710743
crying shame this artist only made the three fanadventures, we got so much reaction image mileage out of it.
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/KarkatQuest_1.html
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/TavrosQuest_2.html
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/GamzeeQuest_3.html
>>81713138
>DD appearing,
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
LET IT GO ANON
>>81713236
It's a visual comic. You can see the characters.
>>81713227
Who are you and what are you doing with my fetishes?
>>81713236
cool story bro
When did this stop updating
http://archiveofourown.org/works/340777/chapters/551606
>>81713171
Make her fuck Kanaya while playing the rain, I don't care.
>post yfw we get a good end where everyone is happy, even honk friend
>>81713264
No, they're not. That was a mistake and Hussie thankfully fixed it. As he should.
>>81713236
Bro is.
>>81713174
>tfw crippling insecurity about doing what needs to be done to protect people I care about
>tfw Heir of Hope
>>81713200
Better hurry anon, you only got like 36 hours to ketchup
>>81713222
> just by having those classpects youre doomed
Basically you are doomed if shit players got them. Seer of Blood can't fuck up your session as much as Prince of Hope.
>>81713236
I'm not gonna say anything but your anus is literally about to be ripped open
>>81713138
No fuck that, what are the odds of Nannasprite killing Dad?
>>81713290
>Updated:2013-04-13
It says right there. So it's ridiculously out of date.
>tfw hussie will never pray the gay away and destroy all the shitty ships
>>81713308
>worst character is happy
that is NOT a good ending
>>81713321
yeah that sounds about right.
What is the webcomic equivalent of Kino?
>>81713313
Hussie is white though, so all of Homestuck is automatically racist.
>>81713308
Even Caliborn?
>>81713236
They are canonically PAPERWHITE. They are "aracial" as the term Hussie used, but his explanation was pure horseshit and amounted to "omniracial" instead.
They LITERALLY don't have a race, as in ANY race you try to draw them in is WRONG, not EVERY RACE IS RIGHT.
>>81713313
Literally white
Now it's time to stop with the memes
>>81713269
god damn this is ancient HSG... 2011 shit.
where is this artist now?
>>81713334
0%
Why would she kill her own son/grandson?
>>81713236
They're canonically pink.
>>81713308
nah
fuck gamzee
everyone is happy except for him
>>81713391
Gone
>>81713364
Hey classpect guy, do you have a txt file you have all your classpect stuff in? I'm finding them super useful for trying to hack together a tabletop campaign
>>81713321
You're fucked
>Everyone heavily looks at you for support and reliability.
>>81713296
Nigger, there's two updates left. It's over man.
>>81713349
>Davekat's not going to be canon
>Hussie is gonna laugh in your face that you thought it would be, while pointing out how homophobic you are over the idea that they could have been
What gender is Davepeta?
>>81713236
>Egbert
>LaLonde
>Strider
>Harley
>English
>Crocker
anon these are some of the whitest names I've ever heard
>>81713405
all babies look pink. Even black or asian babies
Any predictions for next update?
>>81713286
Taking them to places you never could! That's why they left you!
>>81713410
no, im still in my college classroom building 4 hours after class ended waiting for my adderall to wear out so i stop hyperfocusing and go home.
once i do get home i will probably start a tumblr for my shit.
>>81713321
>Knight of Space
>Space players spend their time finding frogs and shit
>Knights help Space players find their frogs and shit
>Knights are supposed to be protectors but I'm too busy literally forging the new Universe
>>81713213
Teal is still around iirc
>>81713212
Someone posted pastebin and ao3 links m8, you do it.
>>81713419
Yes
>>81713419
shit gender
>>81713236
> None of the characters are canonically white.I beg your pardon?
Any of you fuckers got nice wallpapers? I wanna add some to my collection
>>81713430
Something bad happens.
>>81713430
Disappointment
Alright who wants to start a Vriska morality debate for old times sake?
>>81713388
John is an african-american Asexual Demiromantic with ADHD disorder and Aspergers Disorder.
>>81713287
Why were these specific special characters even chosen?
>>81713419
you can put your dick in it without saying "no homo"
>>81713236
You're right, they're canonically PINK.
>>81713426
They've been called pink even when they weren't talking about babies, though.
Does John still have a pink torso as a black teenager?
>>81713490
VRISKA A SHIT
A SHIT
>>81713468
>we will never again experience the Doctor's fine, gloved, delicate fingers
>>81713490
Okay. Vriska did nothing wrong, her schemes worked perfectly and it is directly stated that without her everything went to shit.
>>81713258
you should draw some things
cute things
>>81713470
yeah i got you man
>>81709455
>A CONTINENT WESTWARD
>mfw
>>81713308You don't know how much I want that
>>81713391
http://whitekitestrings.deviantart.com/
Not doing Homestuck anymore, looks like. Bit of Undertale.
Where's Sock set up nowawdays? Their "luzerna" blog hasn't been touched in months. Twitter?
>>81713468
Has someone drawn Scratch as a black jew yet?
>>81713430
panel #1: dd's spear through dad's chest
panel #2: group shot of the protagonists looking shocked
panel #3: big panel of DD in line with the panel depicting Condy for the first time in the scratch's apartment section and the panel depicting LE scaring Ms. Paint
panel #4: white curtains closing in on panel #3, END OF INTERMISSION 3 titling the panel
>>81713430
not davekat for sure
It feels kind of weird that Jasprosesprite brought Nepeta back just in an attempt to fuck her
>>81713470
>uTorrent
>>81713391
Still art-ing, but went through one (two?) of those "delete everything I ever made, pretend it didn't happen" phases.
>>81713470
Yes. I am going to dump them for you now. Thread's at bump limit so don't get mad at me for eating up the image limit.
HEY COCKSUCKERS
Don't forget. Homestuck:The Movie stream fucking TOMORROW at 12pm central (noon in chicago) It'll be hosted on synchtube with every single flash page from page 1 -> EoA6. Playtime seems to average 6 hours. We'll be doing a short preshow of the fuckin' worst homestuck videos around 11 while everyone comes in.
Password will be the literal definition of breath in all its formsfreedom.
https://io.synchtu.be:8443/r/Homestuck_The_Movie
Also taking emote submissions since I don't have nearly enough.
>>81713419
Depends on the birdWho am I kidding, Nepeta is CLEARLY not the dominant part, it's just hyperactive Dave
>>81713411
>tfw I've always been everyone's rock
>tfw nothing more terrifying than having to actually commit and move forward to make a positive change
I hate it as much as I love it.
>>81713442
>Not having linked the g8s so your friends can tagalong to help
Look at this guy, I bet he doesn't even have the GAMEBROS' ™ GUIDE FOR GAMEBROS™ FOR SBURB™
>>81713568
Sounds perfectly in tune for Rose.
I love how bad Hussie fucked up with the kids and the idiot race debate. They were clearly always meant to be 4 whitebread kids like him. I lived in MA, and went to Amherst a lot. You know what's there? Nothing but fucking middle class honky ass white people. Unless he lived in Worcester or Boston like a real person, he probably never saw someone who WASN'T white for most of his life. I sure as hell didn't growing up there.
>>81713547the yyh stream was one of the most fun things hsg did together
I just got off the phone with Andrew.
Vriska didn't make it.
My condolences.
>>81713538
God damn that was my background for ages, it's still gorgeous
What sort of cute things should I draw
>>81713470
I love wallpapers.
>>81713601
I feel bad that "DaveKat" isn't the password.
Alright what the fuck is this shit. Im seeing it all over the archives
>>81713557
amazing how much they've changed.
>>81712769
seer of void here. can confirm
>>81713569
What is the best current lightweight bit client that isn't a bitcoin miner or Russian trojan skullfuck virus package?
>>81713470
Another one.
>>81713470
Can you post that wallpaper?
>>81713468
Man, it's SUCH bullshit that we stopped getting anymore Doc Scratch "after" he died, when the time he contacted us from never mattered to begin with and was already out of order.
>>81713678
qbittorrent or deluge
>>81713470
I miss this artist.
Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU with shenanigans, characters are around 20 years of age.
>>81713587
Oh hey I remembered I had this.
>>81713671
It's from a Vriska/Kanaya foot fetish comic.
>smeck
>>81713678
deluge
>>81713601
>Jade has 73 videos
Jesus fucking christ what a whore
>>81713626
He should have manned up. God Hussie's a pussy. If Hussie wanted to make a Black character he could have made a black token character. The only actually black character Hussie has ever made is Jeromy, and maybe the blacks from his old comics.
>>81713587
>tfw John dying and getting revived were the most emotionally impacted a media has ever made me feel
>>81713671
from a weird foot fetish comic where vriska sucks kanayas toes.
Vriska is the focus of A LOT of weird fetish shit
>>81713678
qbittorrent
I used to use Deluge but it didn't handle filenames with non-roman characters very well
>>81713470
No one can match my wallpaper game. I am simply the best there is.
>>81713732
>>81713754
i dont believe you
>>81713754
>where vriska sucks kanayas toes.
Why did MSPAF die?
I lost my entire homestuck folder but I have this.
>>81713470
Another.
>>81713666
john roxy?
some metastuck hsg?
whatever you want man, just as long as its happy
>>81713470
i really love this one
Karkat Vantas and his dragon Kankri are offered a job as a personal guard for the King of Time, Dave Strider. His life hasn't been easy and he doesn't have a choice but to accept the job because there is little chance of finding it elsewhere.
>>81713629
your princess tutu streams weren't half-bad either.
>>81713563
alternatives are either someone showing up to say "Caliborn", which will title a panel and/or be accompanied with a voice clip, or seeing what's actually in caliborn's box
>>81713702
I'll get you in a bit when I come around to it.
>>81713470
>>81713803
for what purpose
>>81713605
My session is me, a Prince of Time, Page of Void and Page of Heart
>Two antisocial fucks who date and hang out on their respective planets all the time
>Can't even see one of them half the time
>Other one has major potential to FUCK up Time
>Keep her busy doing shit
Remember when the music team would come into these threads and get mad that people kept posting pirate links for the albums? Good times.
>>81713798
It's true. You have no idea what was made in those years. No fucking clue.
>>81713702
Here you go, anon
>>81713803
NOW THIS IS THE THIS NIGGA FUCK YEAHKILL ME NOW
>>81713777
are you watchin your chinese cartoons again fampai?
>>81707593
Did the guy talking about playing tabletop sburb ever reply if he wanted another player? Can't check archive right now.
>>81713743
> tfw there should be 4 more kids of Blood, Mind, Rage and Doom
> tfw they are all black
>>81713857
Didnt one guy get fired for giving the okay?
would a riflekind player turning part of their client's house into a replica clocktower of cartesian alignment be a sound decision?
>>81713269
Oh shit, thanks anon.
ITS THE NIGGA YOU LOVE TO HATE
______
>>81713470
Not sure how I feel about this series but I'll post them anyways.
>>81713671
it's sfw so I can storytime it. three pages.
>>81713754
That is NSFW so I cannot storytime it.http://nepeta.mozai.com/mspachan.backup/adv/res/5564.html
>>81713912
God that was such a fun comic. God dammit the fun died so fucking hard. Shitty stupid Hussie. Fuck up.
>>81713470
The outfits are cute, at least.
>>81713862
yO!
does ANYONE have a higher res of this? Whenever I have it as my background it gets all...artifacty
>>81713798
it's still at the artist tinysensei's account.
>>81713914
eri
>>81713798
Someone used to post it all the time back in like... 2010 HSG.
>>81713816
I've been drawing a ton of Calliope/Roxy, maybe I need that balanced out a bit.
But, rolling up into the last update... we need a little Metastuck, just for closure.
>>81713470
Classy.
>>81713909
yes
>>81713863
Thanks dog
>>81713929
Who do you think Hussie is voting for?
Dave and Jade have consensual sex for the purpose of procreation. Or at least, they try to.
>>81713834
glad you enjoyed them
>>81713816
>>81713876
I usually download raws rather than the translated/subtitled versions, which have romanized titles.
>>81713979
Eridan looks fucking baller.
>>81714000
Got a version smalled down so it's all of them side by side?
>>81713914
Tavros
>>81713929
What is Trump's class/aspect?
>>81713944
page 2/3
>>81713993
> sex for the purpose of procreation
What even a point if you can just ectobiology everyone?
>>81713909
I fail to see how any riflekind player wouldn't be doing that.
>>81713995
Draw a Caliborn playing with model trains
>>81714043
GODEMPEROR of MANKIND
>>81714012
Eri and Feferi always did clean up nice.
>>81714047
Jade has very specific needs and desires.
>>81713470
Caw caw.
I tried to edit it a bit further using >>81711290 's attempt.
>>81714043
Bard of Hope
>>81714043
Mage of Hope
>>81713470
Alright this is the last of them. Sorry for spamming you.
what happened to that shitty eri/tavros comic
you know the one that got a sbahj version done of it
it was like 6/18 or some shit
>>81713977
MSPAF's funeral.
>session with all the GOP candidates
Jeb is the Waste player obviously
>>81714047
Lack of condoms and young lovers with no adult supervision
>>81713995
Did you draw that Skaia?
classpectanon.tumblr.com
here you go
i will accept questiones like "what does X classpect do?" or "how do these two classpects work together" or "is my session fucked?" or "what do you think about the alchemiter" or "on a scale of 1-10 how much do you want the dolorosa to breastfeed you with her huge troll titties and tell you everything will be okay?" (the answer is 12)
>>81714044
page 3/3
I feel like a homestuck archaeologist. August 2014?
>>81714043
Heir of Breath
>It's Halloween and Dave is dumb and Karkat is hot...and drunk.
>>81713856
Lets see, I think mine ended up with a Price of Space, a Bard of Time, a Rouge of Doom, and myself as a heir of hope.I know its silly to think about, but god damn I would've died trying to get those chucklefucks to the new universe, even if I couldn't follow
>>81714049
I wish Davesprite had a little more development other than getting fused with Nep. I always emphazied with his struggles
>>81714022
That's...horrifying
>>81714128
They stopped making it because 18 pages was already too much
>>81714132
That's not happy at all but I'll probably address him dying anyway
>>81714122
No problem, anon, I appreciate it
Ben Carson- Mage of Mind
Donald Trump- Prince of Light
Marco Rubio- Knight of Breath
Ted Cruz- Seer of Hope
Jeb Bush- Heir of Doom
>>81713743
>Jeromy
>>81713944
>>81714044
>>81714162
bless you anon
>>81714217
Maybe hsg rising from the dead and wwalking in on MSPAs funeral.Does DA even care anymore?
>>81714160
> is my session fucked?
Witch of Rage, Maid of Breath, Seer of Void, Page of Space, Prince of Blood, Heir of Hope, Bard of Doom, Thief of Time, Rogue of Heart, Mage of Mind, Knight of Light, Sylph of Life. How fucked are we?
>>81714251
Bernie Sanders - Bard of Hope
>>81714251
>Jeb Bush- Heir of Doom
Fucking perfect.
>>81713965
Protip: Windows doesn't actually use the png version for wallpapers, it makes a hidden duplicate jpg that is compressed to all fuck for some reason.
The only workaround for this (that I know of) is converting the png to a jpg without any compression and just using that one. Worked like a charm for me.
>>81714095
>donald trump with a codpiece
please no
>>81714251
>they prototype Reagan
Guys, I can't find the latest episode. Has it been translated yet or did The Odd Gentlemen screw up again? Really, we should have let Horriblsubs translate Homestuck
>>81714288
But who gives HSG the kiss of life
is it Huss?
>>81714334
Don't forget a bible!
So, what would a blowjob from the following feel like:
>Porrim
>Vriska
>Terezi
Jade and Dave quest together to figure out exactly what it will take to light the Forge.
>>81714356
An anon version of Doc Scratchthats the closest thing to a mod I can think of
>>81714140
no my wallpapers were all lame
>>81714356
I'll draw this and steal a joke I saw on Tumblr for it while I'm at it
>>81714361
>stuck between fangs
>same
>dick in blender
>>81714359
Someone will fuck up and prototype the Declaration and the Constitution. That'll ruin the GOP entirely.
>>81714170
Wow what a fucked session, sorry to hearI thought I had it bad
>>81714361
Sharp.
>>81714361
teeth
TEETH
T E E T H
>>81710291
the same reason he didn't freak the fuck out when a GODAMN VIDEO GAME STARTED ALTERING REALITY HOLY SHIT
>>81714361
Terezi
>>81714298
>all those players
how would the enemies even look like
>>81714323
You're right, the standard Bard codpiece would be too small for him.
>>81714361
>Terezi
She sticks it up her nose by accident
>MSPA is dead
>Deviantart vanished years ago into the dark
>Tumblr developed schizophrenia and has to stay in a home
>HSG just sits in a chair looking at the last update, last of the last, gun in his lap
>>81714444
Maybe it was like common genre of games in his world. Like if your game doesn't alter reality you are fucking casual.
>>81714128
That was made by Biiguru and her twin sister Beagletsuin. They did a lot of stuff on the other chans like 413chan and MSPAchan.
... including a 54 page story I like to call "Biiguru Blasphemy."
You'll recognize that Aradiabot head as a reaction image we used to use here on /co/.
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/Biiguru_Blasphemy.html
>>81714444
That was probably advertised as the main feature though.
>>81714160
i thought master classes had a double meaning. like they're the most powerful class, but also they master their aspect. like caliborn masters time.
i guess that doesn't make much sense on calliope's end though. she's mastered by space? allows mastery through space?
>>81713803
Maybe you should go find a Homestuck image to start your new folder with then.
>>81714139
So they'll just abort it
>>81714496
holy shit
>>81714398
this one came out ok
>reading a HS fic
>it's in first person
>>81713470
Homestuck is a great source for wallpapers
>>81714490
HSG is dead, HST is like his alternative reality son or something. What aspect HST is?
>>81713965
>>81714309
Fuck it, I just made you one myself.
>>81714458
You should have been here the other day when we were talking about /hsg/ entering the Medium, I think someone found out the unique poster count and it would have been like a 177-player Session
>>81714496
Oh fuck me, 413chan and MSPAchan. I remember.
>>81714361
I would ned to readd Porrim fics beforehand. Which are scarce as F because most have her with a dick due to that ALREADY destroyed headcannon
>>81714544
Heir of Rage
Homestuck never existed
You imagined the whole thing.
>>81714458
Speaking of, Does anyone have that huge ass pic of all the classes /hsg/ claimed to have?
I remember there being a section labeled power rangers because we had 5 different knight classes or something
>>81714421
>not havingHOPE
>>81710649
>while in Game Over everything conspired to go wrong
No shit? That's how doomed timelines work.
>>81714544
Heir of Void, or Heir of Doom.
>>81714544
Prince of Breath of course.
>>81713470
I don't like this ship as much but this art is fucking great
>>81714609
Was that doomed though? I thought the Alpha just determined they all had to die anyways, thus the retcon.
>>81714490
Yeah no
Obviously both HSG and tumblr surviving to the end of homestuck should be analogous to winning the session
>>81714565
Yeah. It would be shit. The first thing that I would prototype is book with all mythology characters and gods and I only one of 200 players.
>>81710181
>homestuck: flying cakes and parental abuse
>>81714565
>/hsg/ entering the Medium
oh we would be SO fucked. so many ways shit could go south
>>81714496
I made that aradiabot reaction image.
You can see how the outlines are all fucking muddled and garbage in it because I was using ms paint and the fill bucket.
I also made the reaction image of the kanaya with her hands on her face and she's blushing.
And that's not all. I made this.
>>81714572
So do I. I'm the dude that made this image during the first crash. and I tried to save what I could before the second and last crash.
>>81712388
BEST CHAARCTER CONFIRMED
>>81714544
A time clone
My favourite moment with you waswatching all of boku no pico in a stream together.
>>81714686
I appreciate what you've given us. Thank you.
>>81714707
Fuck I remember that too. Fuuuuuuuck where did the years go. I only got a few pieces of fanventure art left from those two.
>>81714608
oh yeah. we had at least two knights of mind.actually only one now. I retook the test and I'm an heir of hope now. groovy
>mspa daoots
>DA mia
>only Tumblr and Hsg remain to walk through the door into the new world
Fuck I shouldn't be caring as much as I do
>>81714684
>>81714565
I would have been a beautiful nightmare
>>81714679
>>81714684
You need more hope! I think it'd be fine, there would be so much prototyping every Imp and the Black King would just be an Eldritch Monstrosity who could barely move
Plus at least half of us would probably die pre-entry
>>81714766
>>81714684
>skaia assigns 40 time players to avoid overloading paradox space with doomed timelines
>>81714496
>http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/Biiguru_Blasphemy.html
I binged through a bunch of really fucking weird comics a few days ago. that one, The baby fetish one, and a few others.
Speaking of,
The onlynon pornographic in naturefanfics I've ever read are Red Dead Virgo, THE OCHINCHIN IS FUCKING STUPID, and one about Jade on the island alone and she breaks her arm or something.
>>81708580
That would legitimately be the funniest goddamn thing.
>>81714802
>tumblr and HSG numbly, hand in hand, walking through the door with a blank, tired expression.
>7 years.
>7 fucking wasted years together.
>>81714251
Trump is the Lord of Meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itxdJ1ci2g4
>>81714298
that is way too many things to analyze the interactions of but there are a couple of red flags.
witch of rage is (by my guess) someone who manipulates and controls negative emotions. they could easily turn into a PKing nightmare.
seer of void is at risk of going grim dark.
bard of doom (thats also my aspect) should kind of stay away from people since bard of doom powers would likely make bad shit happen around him.
prince of blood would be bad if he went rogue because he could fuck up everyone else's connections and whatnot.
>>81714361
>Porrim
takes her sweet time. Doesn't speed up, doesn't slow down. Gigglesmirks occasionally.
Enjoys herself, and enjoys watching your reactions.
>Vriska
just fucking bites dicks off. honestly -8/10 would not recommend
>Terezi
constant teasing. just barely pokes and prods with the edges of her teeth. Acts disingenous (and knows exactly what she's doing). cute/10
>You break your cruxite artifact and arrive ass-first in your session's land
What's her name, /co/?
Land of Kerosene and Caramel here
metastuck.tumblr.com
>>81714833
>Red Dead Virgo, THE OCHINCHIN IS FUCKING STUPID, and one about Jade on the island alone and she breaks her arm or
shiiiiiiiiiiit it's all flooding back
well I was gonna post that orange plug fantroll that got popular but image limit
just like the old days
>>81714572
>>81714774
Rose Egbert and that teal Feferi are from the fan adventure Red Dead Virgo (204 pages, completed)
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/Red_Dead_Virgo.html
> image limit reached
