upd8. Only 2 days left.
WHO IS GOING TO GET DAD KILLED
Erisol coming back
>>81702601
Tell me about Gamzee. Why does he wear the codpiece?
QUICK
JANE STATUS:
>>81702601
>WHO IS DAD GOING TO KILL
ftfy
>>81702630
He's a big guy.
S O O N
O
O
N
>>81702601
Nannasprite.
Two days
TWO DAYS
>>81702617
Why would saying Caliborn bring him out? They're two different people now.
Where were you when Davekat STILL hasn't been confirmed in story?
Papers drew some extra interactions.
No idea whether they could have been potentially in it, so canonicity is debate- and questionable..
>>81702636
ADOPTED
INB4 DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
>>81702648
uh
you dont get to honk horns
>>81702557
DR. STR1D3R, 1'M GC
>>81702636disowned
>>81702612
Finally, my OTP is getting some attention/
>>81702668
why do people keep saying this
this has never been mentioned, two people or not their minds are still in each body if not predominated
>>81702652
>>81702617
No.
>>81702601
Caliborn's Jack.
SO LET'S SPECULATE ABOUT THE END OF HOMESTUCK
IT WILL ALLEGEDLY CONTAIN SOMETHING "NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN WEBCOMIC HISTORY"
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE
REMEMBER, ALL OF ACT 7 HAPPENS IN 2 HTML PAGES
>>81702557
>CAI
>>81702683
C A N O N
>ROXY: juss remember, no one say the name of callies mean douchebro!
>CALLIOPE: that's right. if i hear his name, it shall caUse him to take over my body
>JAKE: Alrighty chaps! that's a clear no-go on mentioning caliborn's name!
wow Jane doesn't give a shit about her dad
>>81702587
something new?
>>81700769
>Not a John, Roxy or Vriska fan
FTFY, Terezi died and a shitty clone replaced her.
Even some of the least hardcore Vriskafags got shafted when their waifu started getting bullied by her copy.
>>81701173
There won't be a battle. We've already seen Caliborn vs. the kids in the masterpiece.
As for LE, Alt Calliope will singlehandedly defeat him through plot shenanigans, and not a single punch will be thrown.
---
Anyway this update was cute.
I hope nothing terrible happens to Dad and Calliope.
Or at least I hope Hussie pulls it off well.
>>81702683
post them because tumblr broke the drawings
>>81702633
Dubs confirm
>>81702536
That depends on one of the couple of interpretations that you take for the heir class. I'll go with the three most popular and least out there.
Someone who protects with or is protected by their aspect, being space, would be... hrm. Outside of spacey thing powers, perhaps it could be some sort of manifestation of zeno's paradox (sp?), where if things try to get close enough to hurt you it seems that they are travelling more slowly? infinite corridor shit.
for interpretation 2, someone who becomes their aspect or allows it to become them, then it's pretty simple. you become master teleporter, flash step extraordinare. you fucking blink everywhere. nobody can touch you.
for someone who inherits their aspect, interpretation 3, it gets kind of weird and abstracty. what does that mean, to inherit space? probably something revolving around the concept of ownership. my best guess would be some kind of terraforming powers? maybe the closest you could get in game to geomancy, since you are inheriting space, you own distance and shit.
in general, getting space probably means teleporty powers. heirs are also implied to end up being martyrs in some way, but equius kind of fucks that pattern up because he sucks a shit. an heir of space is both a martyr and needs to breed the frogs? you are probably not making it out of the forge alive.
sorry about slowness everyone, i am on an ipad and i can only analyze shit so fast.
>>81702683
>>81702716
They were requests by reddit.
>>81702713
its gonna be a flash game
Wasn't there supposed to be 9 pages for this update? So I guess the others for John dad are tomorrow and will have jane hug him
>>81702708
[citation needed]
They had two different dream selves.
>>81702668
>>81702696
She'd probably just serve as a Doc Scratch-like vessel for him since he's already predominated and grown up.
>>81702713
Dave-LE rap battle
>>81702724
According toipgdwe're getting something unseen before and apparently it's gonna make us shit
>>81702713
>IT WILL ALLEGEDLY CONTAIN SOMETHING "NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN WEBCOMIC HISTORY"
>WHAT'S IT GONNA BE
a good ending
HEYOOOO
>>81702758
I will just believe the word of a random anon.
Either post the link or be quiet.
>>81702781
yeah but shes not a dreamself anymore shes an aliveself
>>81702768
What happens if he pushes her off? Where does she go?
Bane?
>>81702713
It'll be a live-action representation of the final scene, as performed by Andrew Hussie through interpretive dance as he wears nothing more than a horse mask and a codpiece.
Mark my words.
>The comic ends with Lord English killing literally everyone
>He goes into the universe they just made
>The end
How would you react
So of all characters to suddenly appear and murder Dad, who would be the most orgasm worthy?
>mfw its the Drollgorg
>>81702652
caliborn's name has only been typed 10 times
>>81702715
oppos
>>81702757
Cool. Do you have a blog or something? Where can I read about your theoroes of aspects and classes and what kind of people they correlate to?
man, all the wasted potential, this conversation would have been incredible
Wow. I actually shed a tear at John and Dads reunuon.
>>81702806
Ghosts ARE dead dreamselves. Ones your dreamself dies it goes to the bubbles.
>>81702636
Demoted to Waste of Life
>>81702768
Karezi confirmed.
>>81702832
that roxy face is glorious
>>81702668
Calliope has the swirls, so saying Caliborn in front of her will make her switch. Caliborn doesn't, so you can't do it the other way.
>>81702812
I WANT EVERYTHING TO BURN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>81702830
no i do not, i have an ao3 with nothing written on it, and a brain full of so much autism you cannot understand the scope.
maybe i will make one if there is enough demand.
>>81702826
Why is she such a skelewomanlet?
So is the new universe going to be Humans only, Trolls and Humans, or a new race entirely?
>>81702837
yes....theyre not in a bubble
>>81702771
A nice way to have an epilogue. I have to say.
Those interactions you wanted? Control the characters and have them talk. What will the post-sburb world be like? Walk around and see for yourself.
>>81702858
Kek
>>81702866
she's 11
Would Dave have gone through with it if they didn't have a healer and he thought it would be permanent?
>>81702845
>>81702876
>confirm whatever ships you want
Bullshit theory:
>DD stabs Jane's Dad through the chest
>Flash time
>The past 3 years of John's rage explode out of his being all at once
>He envelops the entire session in gale-force winds
>Tele-zaps the kids to Caliborn's session
>Throws the trolls in some random place
>Begins the SMACK DOWN
>Gets fucked up by Caliborn and thrown into the Juju
>Next 5 minutes are panning panels into Vriska's eyes
>Text appears
>"Buy Hiveswap Episode 1 at a low microtransaction rate of $10.25 USD plus tax to see the rest!"
>Next page is a regular page
>100 panels of a highly-detailed Davekat fanfic written by paperseverywhere
>>81702858
gimmie the tumblr i saw the guy drew Poppop/Condesce stuff
>>81702794
Eh, no reason not to believe it, he can't just end the comic without something following right after, right?;_;
>>81702866
arent the cherubs the equivalent of 11 years old?
though we dont know how they grow for certain, for all we know in a year calliope could be a fuckhuge skull beast
gaaaaaaaaaaaay
>Be Jane
>Lose your dad for months
>Suddenly he shows back up
>Some random asshole gets to hug him first
>>81702903
>Homestuck the VN
i'm 0k with this
>>81702676
>Rose and Kanaya together
>Karkat away from Dave
U N C O N F I R M E D
>>81702804
http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4e7rmh/what_other_interactions_would_you_have_liked_to/
suck my dick choke on it
>>81702903
According to igpd that's not the case.
>next page is a flash
>this starts playing
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/purple-tyrant
>>81702889
is this a meme pose?
like a "here's my precious bf" pose?
>>81702918
Hugging your father isn't gay
>>81702898
yes
What if Hussie plans on mailing the sburb discs to 4 random teens at the end of the comic, and we all die?
>>81702918
suck an anus.
>>81702908
English is only as big as he is because of Equius.
The other cherubs we saw probably weren't much bigger than normal humans.
>>81702908
>Calliope and Roxy kissing
post it
you know what i'm talking about
>>81702866
She's a prepubescent surrounded by 16 year olds.
>>81702931
>rose is simply rorb lalorb
I finally understand how Dad can simultaneously be Nanna and Poppop's kid.JOHN IS GONNA FUCK JANE
Are Dad and Grandpa-John blood related or Paradox-slime related? I don't remember.
>>81702974
OUT
This is a NICENESS thread!
>>81702967
Bullshit. Remember Caliborn's father?
WHAT WOULD MY CLASSPECT EVEN DO?
DESTROY LIGHT AND MAKE EVERYTHING ALL DARK AROUND ME?
>>81702931
>>81702980
>Terezi is the only one facing the wrong direction
Who DaveJade here?
>>81702931
Is Rose turned on because skeletons?
>>81702967
also, consider - GHB was fucking HUGE and RIPPED. LE is a grown up caliborn with a bunch of other shit. Equius alone would not make LE that disgustingly ripped - perhaps it is also because he has GHB essence or what have you.
or probably not, since hussie probably forgot about that and it doesnt matter anyway. idle headcanoning.
>>81702945
But that's not his father.
>>81702940
>Fuck off Harley, we don't need you
>>81702974
How about we don't and say we did.
>>81702940
yes
>>81702940
it's based on will smith doin that to his wife
it's cute
>>81702974
???
>>81702949
>random
nothing's random in paradox space, anon
>>81702939
is there a reason that's free
>>81702930
Thank you.
Apparently, making Terezi not happy during the lillypad scene was an interpretation of Paper's.
This means that Hussie isn't all that detailed when he gives instructions? According to her, he was fine with the interpretation though.
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4e7rmh/what_other_interactions_would_you_have_liked_to/
Search for "sorry Terezi"
>>81702994
he's was tonned, but not the muscle beast English is.
>>81702861
what do you have to say about a rogue of doom
>>81702974
i hate that I know exactly what youre talking about
>>81702853
Except both her and Caliborn are awake right now
>>81702989
Good ol' fashion human reproduction
>>81702832
I want to print this out and put it on my wall because it's all I'm ever going to fucking get between them
>>81703035
do it
DO IIIIT
>>81703012
Just an hero now and save yourself the sufferingI'm DaveJade too, but it's not happening, brother
>>81703006
you can destroy luck but don't have much of it yourself
a fight with you boils down to pure skill
i think
>>81703014
It's a Lalonde constant.
>>81702939
>>81703059
that's a different timeline's caliborn you dumb mong
>>81702989
They're not paradox-slime related, but it's unclear if they're blood related, AFAIK.
>>81703012
Never really was past like Act 4 but sure.
>>81702940
Karkat had a thing for Jade. He might not want her to get the wrong idea.
Why is terezi toph levels of blind unawareness now?
she used to be astute as fuck, but she seems to have been reduced to blind jokes in act 6.
>Jane looking on like it's not her dad
>>81702989
We weren't told. Currently Dad makes no actual sense - the default assumption was that he is Jane's biological son but in Alpha universe he was John's, yet is still somehow the exact same person. The only way for that to be true genetically is if he is the incestuous child of Jane and John.
Basically he has to be adopted.
>>81703024
John is Dad's Father
>>81703035
DELETE THIS
>>81703063
i'm not sure what you're talking about friend, they're just kissing...
>>81703019
>Equius alone would not make LE that disgustingly ripped
Are you fucking serious? Do you not remember what Darkleer looked like? Do you remember than Equius is the only troll drawn with muscle definition?
>>81703006
fingertip lasers, get all the loot. Youre like a laser dragon or somethin.
>>81703038
This is getting too real bro
>>81703006
prince, destroyer of or destroyer through the aspect, light, the aspect of information, knowledge, and luck. Most literally, you just fucking solarbeam people to death. Slightly less literally, you could probably be able to basically grimdark people to death, and i dont mean you going that - remember that scene in scanners? dude telepathic head explodion. You can make people see what they aren't supposed to and probably force some kind of cranial trauma. As a result, if someone doesn't die, they would probably develop several kinds of amnesia too - destroyer of knowledge and infformation.
>>81703006
>>81703066
Alternatively, you can use luck to destroy things.
You become a crit-rate DPS god.
I just can't get over how stupid this is you don't hug a kid because he kinda sorta looks like your long dead father.
>>81702768
I wanna see Kanaya looking worried about Vriska too
>CAL out of nowhere
>bodies hit the floor
>>81703006
>Ability to destroy luck with focus
>Inadvertant destruction of possible very good or very bad outcomes
>comfy poof sex shorts
Hussie was too big of a pussy to write a Rose/Dirk log
>>81703128
>>81703091
It didn't even start in Act 6. In Cascade, she points the wrong way towards the Green Sun.
>>81702873
So they are separate entities right now
>>81703006
Grunting and Clawing. Serial killer material.
>>81703091
Did you forget about Cascade?
>>81703044
Bullshit. Compare him and his mate.
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Calliope_and_Caliborn%27s_parents?file=CherubGood.png
Caliborn has ripped mangenes.
>>81703115
I already have a good idea of what my title entails, but i guess id also like some input from an outside source. Pic related.
>>81703151
....?
>>81703091
>>81703160
>>81703168
I sort of counted that, as it was like, what 3 pages before act 6?
>>81703155
They are a way too similar.
>>81703109
as i said, idle headcanoning. much better at classpects than at anything else important in homestuck.
>>81703046
a rogue steals things to redistribute them to others, and doom in my current running guesses is the aspect of death rather than misfortune. A rogue of doom would probably be a healer in the "heal kills zombie" sort of way - you steal the state of death from things to give it to other things. imagine that trope where the evil doppleganger gets stabbed but the stab appears on the good duplicate. that is you, you can do that to people.
Did we ever learn what Mages do
>>81703137
Dad is a guardian and therefore probably knowledgeable enough to know that that's the alternate version of his dad
>>81703168
>>81703160
>>81703189
I thought Karkat was redirecting the attention to Aradia/Sollux, and Terezi was pointing at the Green Sun first
>>81702676
Karkat/Jane confirmed
>>81703046
purrpush
>>81703046
"Oh hey guys heres some fresh fucking DOOM, DEATH AND SUFFERING I just got you have fun bye"
>>81703207
no. everything you will be told about them is fanon as they have never actually been talked about.
oh my
calliope, that's so risque
Reposting from previous thread, in the hope that a drawfriend sees before the end.
I feel incredibly guilty for asking this, but since Homestuck will end without ever acknowledging my otp's relationship ever again, would someone do me a favor, and draw Jade and Karkat in the Disciple and Signless's outfits? The dog tier ears should function as Jade's version of the Disciple's horns. I would like to ask for them holding hands and possibly blushing. A sketch is fine and much appreciated; if you decide to add color, the green on the Disciple outfit should change to match Jade's shade, and I would request delicious brown Jade. Finally, I would prefer if they were of equal height or if Jade were slightly taller. The art should be cute rather than fanservicey in nature, so no giant anime tiddies, please.
Thank you to anyone who considers filling my last request, and I'm willing to write fic (sadly, no visual artistic talent) in exchange. Again, a sketch is fine; I'm not really expecting anything.
>>81703205
the whole gimmick of the zahhaks is their freakish strength. do you not read the comic, retard?
>>81703046
Rogue of doom would be all about stealing death from allies. Throwing yourself in front of bullets.
Doom really sucks as an aspect.
>>81703125
FUCK
K8TNEP
>>81702692
>DD
>not the true final boss of Homestuck
>>81703187
What the fuck is going on here
>>81702889
>Davekat was drawn but not added
Godamn it, I hate Davekat but this teasing bullshit is killing me. Just confirm it already.
>>81703176
Well, we have no real idea what Blood or Heirs do, besides like... elemental powers for Heir I guess. And Blood might do... something like... unity or whatever.
Hussie doesn't care why should you
>>81703196
hussie didnt direct any of these pages they mean nothing for any ship
>>81703187
That's far enough, buddy.Don't fuck with muh ship.
>>81702901
I love this style Hussie does. The thick lines just look nicer and closer to the sprite style.
>>81703268
She's going to eat Roxy's face off. It's some old guro pics. Yawn.
>>81703268
calliope is teaching roxy how snake monsters kiss intimately
>>81703267
DD is going to be waiting for PM and The Mayo at the volcano.
Whatever happens, I get the feeling Droog is going to walk out of it with three rings.
>>81702945
>My father never hugged me
>>81703207
my current guess is that they are opposite to seers. seers actively learn about their aspects. seers DEDUCE, mages INTUIT - they just know shit, like how sollux was whispered to by dead people and how meulin was just a crazy shipping wizard bullshit.
>>81703176
with the hypothesis of blood being personal bonds and holding people together and shit, i will quickly go over the three heir interps again.
Protected by blood - you can rally armies around yourself. You are the VIP its you. people jump through heaven and earth to protect you. probably would confer immunity to derse prospit political bullshit, like jake being assassinated pregame.
one who becomes their aspect i have no fucking clue. you become social bonds? this is probably strongly related to the concept of martyrdom - you are, in this session, the SOLE ThING holding it together. You are the gossip queen, young and lean, sixteen-seventeen.
One who inherits their aspect means that shit just falls into your lap. Consorts give you all their artifacts with no bullshit. Imps drop strife specibi at your feet. You just kind of breeze through shit, which would make you a very supporty class since the likelihood you would get any sort of combat is very low.
>>81703207
We did actually get told that Meulin was able to play matchmaker and make her ships happen magically. Meenah declined her services.
>>81703275
It was a request on Reddit: >>81702930
>>81703267
i hope he gets some attention, he was really different, loved his chillin' style, he's being totally forgotten... what was the last pannel he appeared in anyway?
>>81703035
>>81703102
>>81703187
>>81703247
>>81703316
I can redeem this by imagining it as what Calliope guiltily jerks off to before gently cuddling with her wife under a cozy wizard blanket
Calliope with a horrifying gore fetish she's super sheepish about is actually the cutest thing.
>>81703316
>Roxy is Godtier
>Revives
>She was really fucking into it
>>81703249
that is also implied to be a void character thingy, see: roxy. but, point taken.
What would a Mage of Void do?
Having knowledge of nothing?
>>81703316
I like Roxy x Calliope but I also like this as well
Whats wrong w/ me
>>81703295
I love this panel because its lighting actually makes zero sense.
>>81703200
Rose is more provoking and intent to start a discussion while Dirk tends to just respond and craft traps and jokes around that.
Stop posting other dumb shit and tell me about plot points that still haven't been resolved yet.
>Gamzee
>DD
>The rings
>LE and Caliborn
>Horrorterrors
>Dave bleating like a goat for ironic purposes
>>81702601
I hope people aren't deluding themselves that he's not going to die. Karkat's curse is still a thing.
There are 4 pages in the next update, the last one before the end of the comic, and it's going to feature Dad's death, people's reactions, a full panel shot of his killer, and curtains; I'm almost certain.the killer will be DD
>>81703397
>Zillywave and Sawhoo
>>81703266
YOU FOOL!
>>81703380
Mages have nothing to do with knowledge.
>mfw Prince of Blood
I'm still mad that we'll never be told what the fuck Blood does.
>>81703397
WEAPONS NEED TO BE SMALL AND SENT
>>81703397
Dirk already bleated like a goat for tactical purposes, and I think that was enough of the joke.
>>81703397
jesus christ anon TWO FUCKING UPDATES remain
>>81703389
It's so dark outside the window that the light coming in is darker than the shadow cast
>>81703380
Innocence and ignorance, solutions to problems come from a fresh and simplistic position.
>>81703348
fucking redditcucks
>>81703154
What's he thinking about, /co/?
>>81703397
>>81703430
>>81703434
>>81703445
bravo hussie
>>81703380
with my current running guesses, yes, you have intuitive knowledge of nothing. which is to say, you have knowledge of the concept of nonexistence and knowledge about the lack of knowledge. if anyone would break the game WIDE, wide WIDE open with glitch bullshit, it would be a mage of void.
also, it is possible that since it's slightly implied that mages are "whispered to" by their aspect, that you would be very good at blanking your mind, or perhaps be unable to think at all.
also, as i guessed in a previous thread, it is most likely your power would to have ideas just sort of appear in your head with NO prompting whatsoever. Like "guys, don't ask why but I know what to do. Just roll with it pls"
>>81703380
They'd be like a shadowmage or a warlock or something. They deeply study the void, the nothing, the vast abyss, probably gaining knowledge on the horroterrors as well, since the void is their domain as well. They'd probably wield deadly shadow magic and could show a mastery of black holes given the right amount of time.
>>81703430
isn't this actually impossible now since the derringer got replaced?
>>81703430
K A W A I I
>>81703389
sburb walls emit light
>>81703391
That's true. It would be like a two predators in one cage.
>>81703365
>>81703374
>roxy is super into it
>calliope secretly gets off to it
>they accidentally discover each others' fetish
you
i like you two
good thinking
this is what true love looks like
>>81703011
She just doesn't care about Calliope.
>>81703467
>>81703046
Literally Newton Pulsifer from Good Omens.
>>81702557
I tried reading this the other day, but I had to stop after the kernel granny sprite thing dumped a shitload of lore on me
I'll get back to it later today maybe
>>81703470
What kind of people get void as their aspect?
I really think you should make somekind of a place for your theories cause im going to ask you about all the things and then forget all of this and ask you again few daya later
Holy fuck, what if HE kills Dad?
how autistic does it sound to make your fanstuck on fanadventures about you and your friends? just for kicks
>>81703564
Don't read it
It turns into a massive clusterfuck
Seriously you'll be happier if you don't
>>81703497
You all make me sick.
I'm posting some non-gore roxy/calliope.
>>81703600
Are you 9 years old
>>81703600
not at all
it's homestuck
that's what it's supposed to be about
>>81703470
It might also involve having knowledge of things that are deliberately obscured, like nobody would be able to keep a secret without them knowing.
>>81703604
Ignore this faggot it becomes fun.
>>81703467
Lets just get this out of the way.
>>81703600
just be shh about it and you'll be okay
also exaggerate everyone
>>81703564
Just persevere. If the lore of the world of homestuck doesn't suck you in by the end of act 2 then it's not for you.
>>81703598
>Jack realizes he is off the hook
>All he has to do
>...Is not stab someone
>>81703564
that exposition dump is nothing in the long run desu. homestuck actually does the whole 'transported to a new plane of existence' thing pretty competently in retrospect. everything she says seems so important at the time, but when you realize there's still 95% of the comic left to go you're sort of left wondering.
inb4 Alpha Bec Noir
>>81703607
>thinking roxy and snake calliope won't end in gore
oh boy
>>81703644
>not stab
You may as well ask him to stop breathing.
>>81703569
idk
classpects are a challenge meant to be overcome by the particular person, not "this is your personality here are your powers", it is "this is the hardest possible position for you, and if you don't fuck up you will find that it is the thing you needed all along", like surprise sex you didnt know you wanted.
people who get void as their aspect are only what we can guess from the comic. an unsuccessful void player would likely die alone and isolated like equius and darkleer. we haven't seen a successful one yet.
i'd guess a loner outcast sort of person would probably get void. but idk. social stuff isnt my thing.
>>81703248
>draw me this
>i write you a fic of my own desires
you are a special kind of retard
>>81703470
If you're still taking requests, mage of space?
>>81703467
>>81703644
>inappropriate time for stabs
>>81703365
>>81703374
>>81703497
Hell yes, let's combine the two. Calliope has a horrifying gore fetish and Roxy's an extreme masochist.
They have hot snuff sessions every night until the god tier clock gets fed up with their sexy shenanigans and calls it Just. Calliope has to hand Roxy's pretty shockingly mangled body over to Jane and after she's revived Jane makes them both swear not to do it anymore.
>>81703607
I'm not even into gore, I just like the idea of Calliope being a really terrifying pervert as well as being her adorable little self.
>>81703493
Rose is at a big disadvantage, playing offense and not being as smart, but she's got tenacity and a penchant for taking the fall if it means dragging her opponent down with her.
>>81703397
Gamzee will join the battle in LE's side when the time comes, it's not something so mysterious as DD, I'm fucking expecting something with DD and the rings
Also since when are the Horrorterrors relevant?
>>81703397
GCAT
WHERE IS GCAT
THAT"S RIGHT, YOU ALL FORGOT DIDN'T YOU?
>>81703467
http://strawpoll.me/7346237/
>>81703670
Roxy and regular Calliope ends in gore.
Roxy and snake Calliope ends in vore.
>>81703628
that is also pretty likely, having given it about 20 seconds of thought (which is a ocnsiderable amount to my adhd riddled think pan). but not, like, the voice of the void whispering secrets to you (because void is nothingness and there is no voice of it). instead you'd probably just be a living bullshit detector.
