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WHO IS GOING TO GET DAD KILLED
Erisol coming back
>>81702601
Tell me about Gamzee. Why does he wear the codpiece?
QUICK
JANE STATUS:
>>81702601
>WHO IS DAD GOING TO KILL
ftfy
>>81702630
He's a big guy.
S O O N
O
O
N
>>81702601
Nannasprite.
Two days
TWO DAYS
>>81702617
Why would saying Caliborn bring him out? They're two different people now.
Where were you when Davekat STILL hasn't been confirmed in story?
Papers drew some extra interactions.
No idea whether they could have been potentially in it, so canonicity is debate- and questionable..
>>81702636
ADOPTED
INB4 DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
>>81702648
uh
you dont get to honk horns
>>81702557
DR. STR1D3R, 1'M GC
>>81702636disowned
>>81702612
Finally, my OTP is getting some attention/
>>81702668
why do people keep saying this
this has never been mentioned, two people or not their minds are still in each body if not predominated
>>81702601
Caliborn's Jack.
SO LET'S SPECULATE ABOUT THE END OF HOMESTUCK
IT WILL ALLEGEDLY CONTAIN SOMETHING "NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN WEBCOMIC HISTORY"
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE
REMEMBER, ALL OF ACT 7 HAPPENS IN 2 HTML PAGES
>>81702683
C A N O N
>ROXY: juss remember, no one say the name of callies mean douchebro!
>CALLIOPE: that's right. if i hear his name, it shall caUse him to take over my body
>JAKE: Alrighty chaps! that's a clear no-go on mentioning caliborn's name!
wow Jane doesn't give a shit about her dad
>>81702587
something new?
>>81700769
>Not a John, Roxy or Vriska fan
FTFY, Terezi died and a shitty clone replaced her.
Even some of the least hardcore Vriskafags got shafted when their waifu started getting bullied by her copy.
>>81701173
There won't be a battle. We've already seen Caliborn vs. the kids in the masterpiece.
As for LE, Alt Calliope will singlehandedly defeat him through plot shenanigans, and not a single punch will be thrown.
---
Anyway this update was cute.
I hope nothing terrible happens to Dad and Calliope.
Or at least I hope Hussie pulls it off well.
>>81702683
post them because tumblr broke the drawings
>>81702633
Dubs confirm
>>81702536
That depends on one of the couple of interpretations that you take for the heir class. I'll go with the three most popular and least out there.
Someone who protects with or is protected by their aspect, being space, would be... hrm. Outside of spacey thing powers, perhaps it could be some sort of manifestation of zeno's paradox (sp?), where if things try to get close enough to hurt you it seems that they are travelling more slowly? infinite corridor shit.
for interpretation 2, someone who becomes their aspect or allows it to become them, then it's pretty simple. you become master teleporter, flash step extraordinare. you fucking blink everywhere. nobody can touch you.
for someone who inherits their aspect, interpretation 3, it gets kind of weird and abstracty. what does that mean, to inherit space? probably something revolving around the concept of ownership. my best guess would be some kind of terraforming powers? maybe the closest you could get in game to geomancy, since you are inheriting space, you own distance and shit.
in general, getting space probably means teleporty powers. heirs are also implied to end up being martyrs in some way, but equius kind of fucks that pattern up because he sucks a shit. an heir of space is both a martyr and needs to breed the frogs? you are probably not making it out of the forge alive.
sorry about slowness everyone, i am on an ipad and i can only analyze shit so fast.
>>81702683
>>81702716
They were requests by reddit.
>>81702713
its gonna be a flash game
Wasn't there supposed to be 9 pages for this update? So I guess the others for John dad are tomorrow and will have jane hug him
>>81702708
[citation needed]
They had two different dream selves.
>>81702668
>>81702696
She'd probably just serve as a Doc Scratch-like vessel for him since he's already predominated and grown up.
>>81702713
Dave-LE rap battle
>>81702724
According toipgdwe're getting something unseen before and apparently it's gonna make us shit
>>81702713
>IT WILL ALLEGEDLY CONTAIN SOMETHING "NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN WEBCOMIC HISTORY"
>WHAT'S IT GONNA BE
a good ending
HEYOOOO
>>81702758
I will just believe the word of a random anon.
Either post the link or be quiet.
>>81702781
yeah but shes not a dreamself anymore shes an aliveself
>>81702768
What happens if he pushes her off? Where does she go?
Bane?
>>81702713
It'll be a live-action representation of the final scene, as performed by Andrew Hussie through interpretive dance as he wears nothing more than a horse mask and a codpiece.
Mark my words.
>The comic ends with Lord English killing literally everyone
>He goes into the universe they just made
>The end
How would you react
So of all characters to suddenly appear and murder Dad, who would be the most orgasm worthy?
>mfw its the Drollgorg
>>81702652
caliborn's name has only been typed 10 times
>>81702715
oppos
>>81702757
Cool. Do you have a blog or something? Where can I read about your theoroes of aspects and classes and what kind of people they correlate to?
man, all the wasted potential, this conversation would have been incredible
Wow. I actually shed a tear at John and Dads reunuon.
>>81702806
Ghosts ARE dead dreamselves. Ones your dreamself dies it goes to the bubbles.
>>81702636
Demoted to Waste of Life
>>81702768
Karezi confirmed.
>>81702832
that roxy face is glorious
>>81702668
Calliope has the swirls, so saying Caliborn in front of her will make her switch. Caliborn doesn't, so you can't do it the other way.
>>81702812
I WANT EVERYTHING TO BURN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>81702830
no i do not, i have an ao3 with nothing written on it, and a brain full of so much autism you cannot understand the scope.
maybe i will make one if there is enough demand.
>>81702826
Why is she such a skelewomanlet?
So is the new universe going to be Humans only, Trolls and Humans, or a new race entirely?
>>81702837
yes....theyre not in a bubble
>>81702771
A nice way to have an epilogue. I have to say.
Those interactions you wanted? Control the characters and have them talk. What will the post-sburb world be like? Walk around and see for yourself.
>>81702858
Kek
>>81702866
she's 11
Would Dave have gone through with it if they didn't have a healer and he thought it would be permanent?
>>81702876
>confirm whatever ships you want
Bullshit theory:
>DD stabs Jane's Dad through the chest
>Flash time
>The past 3 years of John's rage explode out of his being all at once
>He envelops the entire session in gale-force winds
>Tele-zaps the kids to Caliborn's session
>Throws the trolls in some random place
>Begins the SMACK DOWN
>Gets fucked up by Caliborn and thrown into the Juju
>Next 5 minutes are panning panels into Vriska's eyes
>Text appears
>"Buy Hiveswap Episode 1 at a low microtransaction rate of $10.25 USD plus tax to see the rest!"
>Next page is a regular page
>100 panels of a highly-detailed Davekat fanfic written by paperseverywhere
>>81702858
gimmie the tumblr i saw the guy drew Poppop/Condesce stuff
>>81702794
Eh, no reason not to believe it, he can't just end the comic without something following right after, right?;_;
>>81702866
arent the cherubs the equivalent of 11 years old?
though we dont know how they grow for certain, for all we know in a year calliope could be a fuckhuge skull beast
gaaaaaaaaaaaay
>Be Jane
>Lose your dad for months
>Suddenly he shows back up
>Some random asshole gets to hug him first
>>81702903
>Homestuck the VN
i'm 0k with this
>>81702676
>Rose and Kanaya together
>Karkat away from Dave
U N C O N F I R M E D
>>81702804
http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4e7rmh/what_other_interactions_would_you_have_liked_to/
suck my dick choke on it
>>81702903
According to igpd that's not the case.
>next page is a flash
>this starts playing
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/purple-tyrant
>>81702889
is this a meme pose?
like a "here's my precious bf" pose?
>>81702918
Hugging your father isn't gay
>>81702898
yes
What if Hussie plans on mailing the sburb discs to 4 random teens at the end of the comic, and we all die?
>>81702918
suck an anus.
>>81702908
English is only as big as he is because of Equius.
The other cherubs we saw probably weren't much bigger than normal humans.
>>81702908
>Calliope and Roxy kissing
post it
you know what i'm talking about
>>81702866
She's a prepubescent surrounded by 16 year olds.
>>81702931
>rose is simply rorb lalorb
I finally understand how Dad can simultaneously be Nanna and Poppop's kid.JOHN IS GONNA FUCK JANE
Are Dad and Grandpa-John blood related or Paradox-slime related? I don't remember.
>>81702974
OUT
This is a NICENESS thread!
>>81702967
Bullshit. Remember Caliborn's father?
WHAT WOULD MY CLASSPECT EVEN DO?
DESTROY LIGHT AND MAKE EVERYTHING ALL DARK AROUND ME?
>>81702931
>>81702980
>Terezi is the only one facing the wrong direction
Who DaveJade here?
>>81702931
Is Rose turned on because skeletons?
>>81702967
also, consider - GHB was fucking HUGE and RIPPED. LE is a grown up caliborn with a bunch of other shit. Equius alone would not make LE that disgustingly ripped - perhaps it is also because he has GHB essence or what have you.
or probably not, since hussie probably forgot about that and it doesnt matter anyway. idle headcanoning.
>>81702945
But that's not his father.
>>81702940
>Fuck off Harley, we don't need you
>>81702974
How about we don't and say we did.
>>81702940
it's based on will smith doin that to his wife
it's cute
>>81702974
???
>>81702949
>random
nothing's random in paradox space, anon
>>81702939
is there a reason that's free
>>81702930
Thank you.
Apparently, making Terezi not happy during the lillypad scene was an interpretation of Paper's.
This means that Hussie isn't all that detailed when he gives instructions? According to her, he was fine with the interpretation though.
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4e7rmh/what_other_interactions_would_you_have_liked_to/
Search for "sorry Terezi"
>>81702994
he's was tonned, but not the muscle beast English is.
>>81702861
what do you have to say about a rogue of doom
>>81702974
i hate that I know exactly what youre talking about
>>81702853
Except both her and Caliborn are awake right now
>>81702989
Good ol' fashion human reproduction
>>81702832
I want to print this out and put it on my wall because it's all I'm ever going to fucking get between them
>>81703035
do it
DO IIIIT
>>81703012
Just an hero now and save yourself the sufferingI'm DaveJade too, but it's not happening, brother
>>81703006
you can destroy luck but don't have much of it yourself
a fight with you boils down to pure skill
i think
>>81703014
It's a Lalonde constant.
>>81703059
that's a different timeline's caliborn you dumb mong
>>81702989
They're not paradox-slime related, but it's unclear if they're blood related, AFAIK.
>>81703012
Never really was past like Act 4 but sure.
>>81702940
Karkat had a thing for Jade. He might not want her to get the wrong idea.
Why is terezi toph levels of blind unawareness now?
she used to be astute as fuck, but she seems to have been reduced to blind jokes in act 6.
>Jane looking on like it's not her dad
>>81702989
We weren't told. Currently Dad makes no actual sense - the default assumption was that he is Jane's biological son but in Alpha universe he was John's, yet is still somehow the exact same person. The only way for that to be true genetically is if he is the incestuous child of Jane and John.
Basically he has to be adopted.
>>81703024
John is Dad's Father
>>81703035
DELETE THIS
>>81703063
i'm not sure what you're talking about friend, they're just kissing...
>>81703019
>Equius alone would not make LE that disgustingly ripped
Are you fucking serious? Do you not remember what Darkleer looked like? Do you remember than Equius is the only troll drawn with muscle definition?
>>81703006
fingertip lasers, get all the loot. Youre like a laser dragon or somethin.
>>81703038
This is getting too real bro
>>81703006
prince, destroyer of or destroyer through the aspect, light, the aspect of information, knowledge, and luck. Most literally, you just fucking solarbeam people to death. Slightly less literally, you could probably be able to basically grimdark people to death, and i dont mean you going that - remember that scene in scanners? dude telepathic head explodion. You can make people see what they aren't supposed to and probably force some kind of cranial trauma. As a result, if someone doesn't die, they would probably develop several kinds of amnesia too - destroyer of knowledge and infformation.
>>81703006
>>81703066
Alternatively, you can use luck to destroy things.
You become a crit-rate DPS god.
I just can't get over how stupid this is you don't hug a kid because he kinda sorta looks like your long dead father.
>>81702768
I wanna see Kanaya looking worried about Vriska too
>CAL out of nowhere
>bodies hit the floor
>>81703006
>Ability to destroy luck with focus
>Inadvertant destruction of possible very good or very bad outcomes
>comfy poof sex shorts
Hussie was too big of a pussy to write a Rose/Dirk log
>>81703091
It didn't even start in Act 6. In Cascade, she points the wrong way towards the Green Sun.
>>81702873
So they are separate entities right now
>>81703006
Grunting and Clawing. Serial killer material.
>>81703091
Did you forget about Cascade?
>>81703044
Bullshit. Compare him and his mate.
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Calliope_and_Caliborn%27s_parents?file=CherubGood.png
Caliborn has ripped mangenes.
>>81703115
I already have a good idea of what my title entails, but i guess id also like some input from an outside source. Pic related.
>>81703160
>>81703168
I sort of counted that, as it was like, what 3 pages before act 6?
>>81703155
They are a way too similar.
>>81703109
as i said, idle headcanoning. much better at classpects than at anything else important in homestuck.
>>81703046
a rogue steals things to redistribute them to others, and doom in my current running guesses is the aspect of death rather than misfortune. A rogue of doom would probably be a healer in the "heal kills zombie" sort of way - you steal the state of death from things to give it to other things. imagine that trope where the evil doppleganger gets stabbed but the stab appears on the good duplicate. that is you, you can do that to people.
Did we ever learn what Mages do
>>81703137
Dad is a guardian and therefore probably knowledgeable enough to know that that's the alternate version of his dad
>>81703168
>>81703160
>>81703189
I thought Karkat was redirecting the attention to Aradia/Sollux, and Terezi was pointing at the Green Sun first
>>81702676
Karkat/Jane confirmed
>>81703046
purrpush
>>81703046
"Oh hey guys heres some fresh fucking DOOM, DEATH AND SUFFERING I just got you have fun bye"
>>81703207
no. everything you will be told about them is fanon as they have never actually been talked about.
oh my
calliope, that's so risque
Reposting from previous thread, in the hope that a drawfriend sees before the end.
I feel incredibly guilty for asking this, but since Homestuck will end without ever acknowledging my otp's relationship ever again, would someone do me a favor, and draw Jade and Karkat in the Disciple and Signless's outfits? The dog tier ears should function as Jade's version of the Disciple's horns. I would like to ask for them holding hands and possibly blushing. A sketch is fine and much appreciated; if you decide to add color, the green on the Disciple outfit should change to match Jade's shade, and I would request delicious brown Jade. Finally, I would prefer if they were of equal height or if Jade were slightly taller. The art should be cute rather than fanservicey in nature, so no giant anime tiddies, please.
Thank you to anyone who considers filling my last request, and I'm willing to write fic (sadly, no visual artistic talent) in exchange. Again, a sketch is fine; I'm not really expecting anything.
>>81703205
the whole gimmick of the zahhaks is their freakish strength. do you not read the comic, retard?
>>81703046
Rogue of doom would be all about stealing death from allies. Throwing yourself in front of bullets.
Doom really sucks as an aspect.
>>81703125
FUCK
K8TNEP
>>81702692
>DD
>not the true final boss of Homestuck
>>81703187
What the fuck is going on here
>>81702889
>Davekat was drawn but not added
Godamn it, I hate Davekat but this teasing bullshit is killing me. Just confirm it already.
>>81703176
Well, we have no real idea what Blood or Heirs do, besides like... elemental powers for Heir I guess. And Blood might do... something like... unity or whatever.
Hussie doesn't care why should you
>>81703196
hussie didnt direct any of these pages they mean nothing for any ship
>>81703187
That's far enough, buddy.Don't fuck with muh ship.
>>81702901
I love this style Hussie does. The thick lines just look nicer and closer to the sprite style.
>>81703268
She's going to eat Roxy's face off. It's some old guro pics. Yawn.
>>81703268
calliope is teaching roxy how snake monsters kiss intimately
>>81703267
DD is going to be waiting for PM and The Mayo at the volcano.
Whatever happens, I get the feeling Droog is going to walk out of it with three rings.
>>81702945
>My father never hugged me
>>81703207
my current guess is that they are opposite to seers. seers actively learn about their aspects. seers DEDUCE, mages INTUIT - they just know shit, like how sollux was whispered to by dead people and how meulin was just a crazy shipping wizard bullshit.
>>81703176
with the hypothesis of blood being personal bonds and holding people together and shit, i will quickly go over the three heir interps again.
Protected by blood - you can rally armies around yourself. You are the VIP its you. people jump through heaven and earth to protect you. probably would confer immunity to derse prospit political bullshit, like jake being assassinated pregame.
one who becomes their aspect i have no fucking clue. you become social bonds? this is probably strongly related to the concept of martyrdom - you are, in this session, the SOLE ThING holding it together. You are the gossip queen, young and lean, sixteen-seventeen.
One who inherits their aspect means that shit just falls into your lap. Consorts give you all their artifacts with no bullshit. Imps drop strife specibi at your feet. You just kind of breeze through shit, which would make you a very supporty class since the likelihood you would get any sort of combat is very low.
>>81703207
We did actually get told that Meulin was able to play matchmaker and make her ships happen magically. Meenah declined her services.
>>81703275
It was a request on Reddit: >>81702930
>>81703267
i hope he gets some attention, he was really different, loved his chillin' style, he's being totally forgotten... what was the last pannel he appeared in anyway?
>>81703035
>>81703102
>>81703187
>>81703247
>>81703316
I can redeem this by imagining it as what Calliope guiltily jerks off to before gently cuddling with her wife under a cozy wizard blanket
Calliope with a horrifying gore fetish she's super sheepish about is actually the cutest thing.
>>81703316
>Roxy is Godtier
>Revives
>She was really fucking into it
>>81703249
that is also implied to be a void character thingy, see: roxy. but, point taken.
What would a Mage of Void do?
Having knowledge of nothing?
>>81703316
I like Roxy x Calliope but I also like this as well
Whats wrong w/ me
>>81703295
I love this panel because its lighting actually makes zero sense.
>>81703200
Rose is more provoking and intent to start a discussion while Dirk tends to just respond and craft traps and jokes around that.
Stop posting other dumb shit and tell me about plot points that still haven't been resolved yet.
>Gamzee
>DD
>The rings
>LE and Caliborn
>Horrorterrors
>Dave bleating like a goat for ironic purposes
>>81702601
I hope people aren't deluding themselves that he's not going to die. Karkat's curse is still a thing.
There are 4 pages in the next update, the last one before the end of the comic, and it's going to feature Dad's death, people's reactions, a full panel shot of his killer, and curtains; I'm almost certain.the killer will be DD
>>81703397
>Zillywave and Sawhoo
>>81703266
YOU FOOL!
>>81703380
Mages have nothing to do with knowledge.
>mfw Prince of Blood
I'm still mad that we'll never be told what the fuck Blood does.
>>81703397
WEAPONS NEED TO BE SMALL AND SENT
>>81703397
Dirk already bleated like a goat for tactical purposes, and I think that was enough of the joke.
>>81703397
jesus christ anon TWO FUCKING UPDATES remain
>>81703389
It's so dark outside the window that the light coming in is darker than the shadow cast
>>81703380
Innocence and ignorance, solutions to problems come from a fresh and simplistic position.
>>81703348
fucking redditcucks
>>81703154
What's he thinking about, /co/?
>>81703397
>>81703430
>>81703434
>>81703445
bravo hussie
>>81703380
with my current running guesses, yes, you have intuitive knowledge of nothing. which is to say, you have knowledge of the concept of nonexistence and knowledge about the lack of knowledge. if anyone would break the game WIDE, wide WIDE open with glitch bullshit, it would be a mage of void.
also, it is possible that since it's slightly implied that mages are "whispered to" by their aspect, that you would be very good at blanking your mind, or perhaps be unable to think at all.
also, as i guessed in a previous thread, it is most likely your power would to have ideas just sort of appear in your head with NO prompting whatsoever. Like "guys, don't ask why but I know what to do. Just roll with it pls"
>>81703380
They'd be like a shadowmage or a warlock or something. They deeply study the void, the nothing, the vast abyss, probably gaining knowledge on the horroterrors as well, since the void is their domain as well. They'd probably wield deadly shadow magic and could show a mastery of black holes given the right amount of time.
>>81703430
isn't this actually impossible now since the derringer got replaced?
>>81703430
K A W A I I
>>81703389
sburb walls emit light
>>81703391
That's true. It would be like a two predators in one cage.
>>81703365
>>81703374
>roxy is super into it
>calliope secretly gets off to it
>they accidentally discover each others' fetish
you
i like you two
good thinking
this is what true love looks like
>>81703011
She just doesn't care about Calliope.
>>81703046
Literally Newton Pulsifer from Good Omens.
>>81702557
I tried reading this the other day, but I had to stop after the kernel granny sprite thing dumped a shitload of lore on me
I'll get back to it later today maybe
>>81703470
What kind of people get void as their aspect?
I really think you should make somekind of a place for your theories cause im going to ask you about all the things and then forget all of this and ask you again few daya later
Holy fuck, what if HE kills Dad?
how autistic does it sound to make your fanstuck on fanadventures about you and your friends? just for kicks
>>81703564
Don't read it
It turns into a massive clusterfuck
Seriously you'll be happier if you don't
>>81703497
You all make me sick.
I'm posting some non-gore roxy/calliope.
>>81703600
Are you 9 years old
>>81703600
not at all
it's homestuck
that's what it's supposed to be about
>>81703470
It might also involve having knowledge of things that are deliberately obscured, like nobody would be able to keep a secret without them knowing.
>>81703604
Ignore this faggot it becomes fun.
>>81703467
Lets just get this out of the way.
>>81703600
just be shh about it and you'll be okay
also exaggerate everyone
>>81703564
Just persevere. If the lore of the world of homestuck doesn't suck you in by the end of act 2 then it's not for you.
>>81703598
>Jack realizes he is off the hook
>All he has to do
>...Is not stab someone
>>81703564
that exposition dump is nothing in the long run desu. homestuck actually does the whole 'transported to a new plane of existence' thing pretty competently in retrospect. everything she says seems so important at the time, but when you realize there's still 95% of the comic left to go you're sort of left wondering.
inb4 Alpha Bec Noir
>>81703607
>thinking roxy and snake calliope won't end in gore
oh boy
>>81703644
>not stab
You may as well ask him to stop breathing.
>>81703569
idk
classpects are a challenge meant to be overcome by the particular person, not "this is your personality here are your powers", it is "this is the hardest possible position for you, and if you don't fuck up you will find that it is the thing you needed all along", like surprise sex you didnt know you wanted.
people who get void as their aspect are only what we can guess from the comic. an unsuccessful void player would likely die alone and isolated like equius and darkleer. we haven't seen a successful one yet.
i'd guess a loner outcast sort of person would probably get void. but idk. social stuff isnt my thing.
>>81703248
>draw me this
>i write you a fic of my own desires
you are a special kind of retard
>>81703470
If you're still taking requests, mage of space?
>>81703644
>inappropriate time for stabs
>>81703365
>>81703374
>>81703497
Hell yes, let's combine the two. Calliope has a horrifying gore fetish and Roxy's an extreme masochist.
They have hot snuff sessions every night until the god tier clock gets fed up with their sexy shenanigans and calls it Just. Calliope has to hand Roxy's pretty shockingly mangled body over to Jane and after she's revived Jane makes them both swear not to do it anymore.
>>81703607
I'm not even into gore, I just like the idea of Calliope being a really terrifying pervert as well as being her adorable little self.
>>81703493
Rose is at a big disadvantage, playing offense and not being as smart, but she's got tenacity and a penchant for taking the fall if it means dragging her opponent down with her.
>>81703397
Gamzee will join the battle in LE's side when the time comes, it's not something so mysterious as DD, I'm fucking expecting something with DD and the rings
Also since when are the Horrorterrors relevant?
>>81703397
GCAT
WHERE IS GCAT
THAT"S RIGHT, YOU ALL FORGOT DIDN'T YOU?
http://strawpoll.me/7346237/
>>81703670
Roxy and regular Calliope ends in gore.
Roxy and snake Calliope ends in vore.
>>81703628
that is also pretty likely, having given it about 20 seconds of thought (which is a ocnsiderable amount to my adhd riddled think pan). but not, like, the voice of the void whispering secrets to you (because void is nothingness and there is no voice of it). instead you'd probably just be a living bullshit detector.
>>81703722
Tavros. He's asleep. Vriska made a point of GCAT being neutralized with him.
What if DD gets all 4 rings?
>>81703644
around jacks, never relax
>>81703722
Inside of Tavros now.
>>81703722
He got prototyped into GCATavrossprite dumbass
But where's GCATavrossprite?
>>81703722
He was prototyped with tavros.
But Gcatavrosprite should also be adresed while we're on the subject.
As we anticipate the final update of Homestuck, let's write Andrew Hussie a letter expressing how we felt about the journey one word at a time.
Dear Andrew Hussie,
>>81703035
>>81703102
>>81703187
>>81703247
>>81703316
>>81703497
you cant possibly imagine how much i missed this
it's been so long...
>>81703701
if a mage is the intuit-er person (infer? is that the english word?), a mage of space infers information about space. instead of being whispered to by some kind of sentient force, i would guess they could do that psychic thing where they speak to inanimate objects (psychometry?) except it is bigger than inanimate objects. Mages of space probably hear the planets themselves speaking to them, and, possibly buildings and stuff.
also, intuitive knowledge of distances. you become a distance and ballistics wizard. catapults are your fucking JAM.
>>81703701
You are really gooda the game. Thats it. Logic all the way, most common classpect if that strawpoll a few days back was true. You have read the walktrough
>>81703752
Diamond Ring.yes I know it's draconian
>>81703785
JUST
>>81703785
You
>>81703785
and
>>81703785
FREEDOM
>>81703397
Don't they have to send the Frog Temple back at some point, because Dirk, Jane, and Roxy are in stasis there to go back in time for Unite Synchronization?
>>81703785
bring back AIDS.
that is all
>>81703785
DAVEKAT
>>81703785
eri
>>81703785
INVERSION
>>81703785
Please cover yourself in gray paint and spit in a bucket with me
How many kids know Caliborn's name?
>>81703730
this is moot
he went through the black hole in the fridge
he gets put on caliborn's planet, presumably the fridge breaks open
and we all know where it goes from there
now all that's left is the aftermath of Caliborn's Masterpiece, where we will have half of Gamzee left over
>>81703732
not if you're doing the vore right
none of that bullshit "she gets eaten whole and sits in calliope's stomach unharmed" nonsense
there had better be ripping and tearing
>>81703711
>I just like the idea of Calliope being a really terrifying pervert as well as being her adorable little self.
nice
calliope to jane like "listen, don't ask, please, just, don't."
"she tripped down some stairs"
roxy wakes up and doesn't realize they're not alone, wakes up yelling "christ callie that was incredible! do that thing with your tongue in my chest cavity again next time!"
>>81703785
nigger nigger batman clit
>>81703785
bring back AIDS
>>81703785
but
>>81703721
>Also since when are the Horrorterrors relevant?
I'm pretty sure they were extremely relevant from Act 2 to about the end of Act 5 and then we haven't heard dick shit about them since
>>81703785
with
Are you confirmed Waste of space?
>>81703785
FREEDOM
>>81703884
bard of doom
>>81703884
waste of life
>>81703752
he would never wear the b1 rings though. the transformation is too tacky
>>81703867
none
>>81703870
>bullshit
That's basically how snakes work though, barring the 'unharmed' part.
Those aren't teeth for ripping.
>>81703876
>>81703878
>>81703881
>>81703899
yes this is good
>>81703884
It was a lie.
He was secretly Waste of time.
He fooled us all.
>>81703884
I got Knight of Light, way back when
I love it because it kicks ass and rhymes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
Thread theme
>>81703634
Bravo.
>>81703598
B1 Jack is going to meet B2 DD
They're gonna forget about all this Sburb horseshit and they'll become bros, making a brand new midnight crew (DD was a lot into classy things) and that's all about them
>>81703830
>>81703862
>>81703874
One word you fuckers.
Only your first word is getting used.
>>81703752
remember when DD wore cat earskawaii
Does GCATavros even dream? He's a sprite.
What's there to see when you don't get to go to the bubbles?
The furthest ring?
>yfw the Horrorterrors become relevant again and shit hits the fan asGCATavros communes with them
>>81703948
Waste of breath.
>>81703948
>bring
>please
>nigger
lol
O-Oh my
>>81703785
Eridan did nothing wrong
>>81703945
Do they free HB from the horse calendar?
>>81703785
Whistles!
>>81703598
An explosion of carapace gore from the impact of the angriest hammer in the multiverse.
>>81703964Sauce?
>>81703006
Let's all be autistic together, /hst/. What would a fully realised Mage of time do? Knowledge of the alpha or alternate timelines, or maybe their own? This player would suffer from time right? I know everything concerning classpects are up to speculation, but I'd like to you your take on it.
>>81703924
i support this wholeheartedly
>>81703932
one who equips their aspect as a weapon, or some shit like that. a knight of light is the kind of person that digs through 10000 year old tomes to find the hidden secret weakness of the BBEG that he thought he cast into the abyss, but no, some old hag in the asscrack of the player you get along with least's planet actually has the last thing that is his weakness! and now you know.
the knight of light uses fortune, information, and knowledge as a weapon. they do pressure point bullshit. they know the ins and outs of carapacian and underling anatomy. they know that their prototyping gave every enemy a disgusting love of grapes for no good reason, and abuse that at every turn.
>>81703964
hwhy the fuck is her torso so short
>>81703964
gonna need sauce on that, anon
>>81704002
mspaintadventures.com
>>81703879
Eh, they pretty much fulfilled their role in the story. Fucked with Rose, helped Aradia set up the dream bubbles because she's sp00ky, mysteriously died, which foreshadowed LE's rampage through paradox space.
Of all the story elements that got left by the wayside because HS proceeded in a different direction, horrorterrors probably got the best resolution.
>>81704002
Rule34 paheal, jane crocker, first page
>>81703785
zoosmell
>>81703785
Play the rain.
>>81703989
horse calander HB was from a doomed timeline, slick jumped to a 'highly unfavorable timeline' where everyone but he and you know who were dead, which just so happened to be the beta kids timeline.
wow, deepest lore.
>>81702652
Already debunked. Vine Cal is shown to have red cheek, as well as his Golden tooth.
WHO WAS IN THE WRONG HERE?
>>81703785
vriska a shit
>>81704037
Hussie
I'm a little rump-rustled that after the sendoff that ghost vriska got with John after getting killed by Terezi was basically retconned into her becoming a useless cunt.
I'm really fucking rump rustled that vriska basically solved all the issues that piled up over 3 years just by existing.
I'm glad everyone is happy and alive though.
okay
so
we know what happens next
something bad happnes right before they touch the door, thus SECURAING THE REFRANCE
they tele to caliborn, the events of Masterpiece go down, and then we're left with the Beta kids stuck in a box, Caliborn dead, LE still alive, i dunno the status of the Alpha kids, and half of gamzee's flesh prison
i'm guessing that the House gets used again to defeat LE moments later, right?
thus re-releasing the Beta Kids to claim the end of the game prize
>>81704019
>helped Aradia set up the dream bubbles
I thought it was fef
>>81704003
intuitive knowledge of time (again only assuming if im right about this particular thing which i think i am) wouldnt necessarily be knowledge of doomed timelines (but that's pretty likely). outside of the prerequisite time travel powers, they might not know stuff from doomed timelines, but they might know WHAT causes them. "dont do X you stupid shit you'll literally doom the timeline". a session with a mage of time would likely have a minimal amount of doomed timelines.
>>81703785
fuck
>>81704037
Vriska, like usual.
She sucks when she's being a dick and she sucks when she's nice.
>>81704037
Little babybitch (Vriska).
Those tears were sweet to see.
>>81703964
thanks i wanted to jerk it to jane
>>81704002
>>81704014
http://shirukawablvd.tumblr.com/post/102429647990/jane-commission#notes
>>81703079
No, it's the same timeline's caliborn. That calliope is the ghost that was created after caliborn dominated
Reminder that Caliborn still hasn't used the stage he drew.
>>81704014
>>81704002http://i.imgur.com/nD9NZn1.png
>>81704035
caliborn has a gold tooth and missing leg because he wants to. if he didn't, god tiering would've fixed it like it did vriska.
>>81703012
>Dave not even closer to Karkat this update
It's endgame motherfuckers. Lots and lots of puppies.
>>81704098
I thought that was just a blueprint for the one he built
>>81703006
How about making people blind. Destroying their vision., or you could be a reverse Clover
>>81704063
Whoopsie. I got my spooky trolls mixed up. It's been a long, long time since I read through that shit.
>>81704062DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA BEHIND MEVANISH IN THE AIR YOU'LL NEVER FIND MEI WILL TURN YOUR FACE TO ALABASTERWHEN YOU FIND YOUR SERVANT IS YOUR MASTERAND YOU'LL BE WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER
>>81703029
Awesome. Why wasn't it greenlighted?
>>81704109
Who the hell drew this? That's some top quality shit. We need more shit like this in the homestuck fandom.
>>81702713
Something that will involve the readers. Considering how many times visitor surges have fucked up the site for big updates I can't even imagine what kind of clusterfuck it will be.
>>81703962
>tfw dad got cucked by his own father/son across the universes
>>81704123
well i mean
They're gonna spend the next million years trapped in a box together
>>81704165
Again, those are requests that redditors made to Papers. They're completely non-canon.
>>81703380
they can gain knoledge that doesnt exist, as in if noone in reality knows something or it is unkowable then you know it. knowledge that doesnt exist.
if someone else already knows it you cant discover it through your power.
you know the answer to paradoxes (knoledge that cant exist), so i guess you could help time players
>Dad doesn't die
>Calliope doesn't invert
>there is no twist
>>81704195
Even without that Dave was gonna spend a lot of time trapped in Jade's box
>>81704037
Vriska.
But (Vriska) should have shown some spine, call her out on another plan that will once again not go as planned and get someone killed, or how she was saved not because anyone wanted her back as she is but because she improved the odds.
>>81704170
Some other anon posted the link to the artist's Tumblr.
Shouldn't have Jane also run toward her father? It was weird standing there and thinking it was only meant to be a John moment.
>watching [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
>remembering when flashes were good
Fuck you guys, now I'm hype for DD and I know he won't come back.
>Dad Crocker is more excited to see the alternate universe child version of his father than he is to see his actual daughter
>>81704219
okay sorry. Realised this after reading more. My bad.
>>81704322this was done because Hussie's dad died recently
great, here come the janefags
>>81704003
I guess you could use time magic on others like sollux was able to shoot beams.
But based on him you should also be able to manipulate yourself....
Maybe you'd have the abillities like Aradia, like manipulating time of your target and be able to manipulate yours....maybe with the restriction that you can't travel through it....like you could make yourself younger but also lose memories to that point
>>81704068
How about a Knight of Hope?I remember all the time I spent suping this image up, all the excitment as the last few godtiers were shown off, and I don't think it even matters anymore
>>81704311
She's a secondary character she doesn't get a reunion.
>>81704322
Who can blame him. It's Jane.
>>81704358
no it isn't you dope this was always going to happen
>>81704181
Oh shit, haha.
>>81703711
Sorry, friend. I'm still a vanillafag.
Respect on those ideas though. It's so messed up it's entertaining.
why isn't Jane happy to see her father?
>>81704315
it's all bowman, dude
>>81704358
that's no excuse for being a HAAAAACK
>>81703497
Everything about all of this is awful and wonderful and I love you guys.
>>81704411
yeah look at that face, no joy there
>>81704181
Wrong dad.
Nanna's Son != Poppop's Son
>>81704322
his father was long gone, that's a fucking shock dude
also the thing that some anon posted before about hussie's dead dad
>>81704411
She has to stand near Karkat
>>81704315
>>remembering when flashes were good
Yeah, Ironically, it was called [S] Terezi: remember.
>>81704436
well i mean as happy as John
>the moment didn't turn tragic
So we're definitely getting a bad end, then. This is way too nice. We need some dissonance.
>>81704411
aitch ayy see kay
>>81704068
so mage of time would be the class for the idea i had of a time player ruining their own session because the other players are succeeding too well and are about to doom themselves?
post good Father Figures
>>81704415
it really fucking is
i can't believe he's dead
i hope, wherever he is, it's casey who's taking him there
>>81704424
isn't shipping discussion in homestuck so good?
wouldn't it be awkward if Dad went to hug Jake instead since he too looks kind of like Poppop
Tomorow is the last row of textless panel. what will it show?
>>81704365
sollux's eye lasers are entirely biological psionics you fucknugget. and he wasn't able to "manipulate" doom in the slightest. don't be so pedestrian, mage in homestuck =/= mage in dnd.
>>81704366
if you equip hope as a weapon then a knight of hope is an intimidating motherfucker who is so goddamn chipper and optimistic that he freaks everyone else the fuck out. hope is also implied to be linked to belief, specifically belief in the not-fakeness of things. a knight of hope is probably a stunted soul like tavros but slightly more delusional in that they legitimately believe in their own power despite ineffectiveness, and they turn that belief into reality. They think they're going to win so bad that circumstances conspire to let them win. they get stabbed and shrug it off it's just a flesh wound, they slide themselves closer on the sword and punch the dude in the face
who ROXY here
>>81704462
It's tragic if you're jane
>>81704475
Will Jade be a good father
>>81704482
>implying everyone isn't getting a stern fatherly hug
>>81704473
you do you, dude. a seer of doom could work equally well for that position i guess.
>>81704499
Nah, she's happy to see John reunite with his father.
who had the worst character arc?
>>81704493
You know it brother.
on a scale from stabbed to obliterated how dead is Dad next update
>>81704488
Four more panels of johndad.
>>81704475
Okay, you start.
>>81704525
People don't have character arcs:^)
>>81704525
Ultimately, it was Karkat
>>81704533
Nannasprite lasered through the heart.
>>81704522
Seer of doom could be like a back-up time player in a sense.
>>81704525
Karkat and Vriska
>>81704525
Hussie
>>81704534
holy fuck
>>81704540
could you phrase that a slightly different way
>>81704534
I hope Dave realizes that while Bro may not have been a very good parent, he still cared about him a lot.
>>81704567
It's not just about anime powers. Classpect shit is more about personality and character arc than anything.
>>81704525
Vriska.
>>81704559
You know I can actually see this happening.
>bowman hasn't touched homestuck since 2013
>>81704567
there's no such thing as a backup time player. if on your alpha timeline the time player dies permanently it's highly likely either you're fucked, or you're at the end of the game anyway. seers can't control things, they see. they can see things that they wouldn't necessarily be able to stop.
also, every seer is useful FOR (not AS) the time player since most of them can see into the future with one mechanism or another.
>>81704600
Only Dirk realized that, and he didn't say anything because he hates himself.
>>81704315
I think john reunite is one of the few places we see a depiction of hands with four fingers and a thumb.
>>81704525
Either:
>Vriska - her character arced so hard it went full circle
>Karkat - he turned into a parody of himself
>>81703093
Yeah what is up with this?!
>>81704600
He recognizes it.
>>81704491
>They think they're going to win so bad that circumstances conspire to let them win. they get stabbed and shrug it off it's just a flesh wound, they slide themselves closer on the sword and punch the dude in the face
Neat, I kinda figured it was more of a suicidal tendency thing, even If I'm gonna eat shit I know its gonna win us the sportsbowl so I'm going to eat the most shit possible to save everyone elses Hope or something.
I think my buddy got heir of time, anything for that?
>>81702908
I hate this so fucking much.
CHERUBS ARE 11 *UNITS* OLD. NOT YEARS. Which by all logic applied is equal to 16 human years just like the trolls were 6 sweeps equal to 13 years. Have you even read Caliborn's first chatlogs with Dirk, do you seriously think it would be ok to write those with him being 11 years old. Come the FUCK on.
>>81704624
the greatest injustice.
>>81704652
Not to mention how the Earth's orbit would take longer around a supermassive red giant star.
>>81704652
>implying the Cherubs aren't supposed to be little kids
Look at Calliope you nonce.
They literally eat candy and meat all day. They are kids.
>>81704652
He is an autistic savant, anything is possible.
>>81704627
>Dave acknowledges that Bro did his weird fucked up shit to prepare him
>Dave acknowledges he couldn't be jack and that Bro died to save his hide
>Bro's a monster
>>81704493
BEST GIRL
>>81704600
dave realizes that
dave also realizes that it doesn't excuse his behavior, and doesn't mean that dave wasn't negatively affected
rtfc
>>81704068
Here's a thought, what if mages of time were incapable of disarming doomed timelines, only of averting them?
The knight of time tends to solve doomed timelines by getting alternate versions of himself killed, essentially tanking all the doom. The maid of time just sits through doomed timelines and works to find the point of dooming to prevent it, resulting in huge amounts of dead troll ghosts.
What if the mage of time's job is to prevent them at all costs, and if he fails, GG you fucking wipe, RIP.
>>81704600
I hope Dave realizes he can still have all his old interests and be a hero, without being a bad person or like Bro.
>>81704683
That's what their alien biology insists that they eat on an exclusive basis, you trumped-up tallywhacker.
>>81704687
I'd be lying if I said that the wait wasn't worth it, if only for this momment
>>81704717
He's with Karkat, not Jade anon.
All the people saying that cherubs are 11 years old is seriously Dave and Terezi's "how old are you - I'm 6 - wow, where're your parents? - what are parents" chat all over again, only it's not a joke this time.
>>81704635
read the file name
>>81704647
yeah basically. knight of hope is suicidal overconfidence that manages to win anyway.
heir of time.
protected by time - you probably have a disgusting amount of doomed yous just sort of appearing to fix shit even if all you did was take a step forward. you have your own personal bodyguard entorouge of other yous. paradox space bends over with a pillow in their mouth to make sure you don't die. an heir of time would likely do the least conscious time travelling out of the time players - the majority of their time travel would be doomed timelines coming back and fixing shit, which they wouldn't remember.
on the other hand, one who becomes time is just too abstract for me to even really think about too much.
and on the dick (since my two hands are occupied), one who inherits time is... probably similar to the "one who is protected by time" interpretation. you dont need to do a lot of time travelling because doomed yous are fixing all of your problems.
too lazy to think TOO hard about this one in particular, but with the guessed-at heir martyrdom complex, with an heir of time i suppose it would be likely that your session is scratched, and that you will end up dying (you being the heir) in the process.
>Using an item that lets them start maniacally powering from point A to point B isn't doing them any favors.
>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>It's like when Mario gets the star.
>You know when Mario gets the star?
>WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO.
>He's a small Italian plumber who goes on sideways adventures.
>He jumps on stuff and bops bricks with his head to save a princess.
>WHAT'S ITALIAN.
>WHAT'S A PLUMBER.
>Never mind what an Italian is. It's just a kind of guy on Earth.
>And a plumber is a guy who fixes load gapers.
>WHAT'S A LOAD GAPER.
>Shut up.
>Anyway, sometimes when Mario's running sideways he gets a star that makes him magic and invincible.
>OH. YOU MEAN HE BECOMES TRICKSTER MARIO.
>Yes, but less stupid.
>So for a while he becomes flashy and hyperactive and nothing's challenging anymore.
>He just starts barreling over mushrooms and leaping over pits as fast as he can, then gets to the end and jumps on the flagpole and that's it. Mario "wins".
>But the point is, he didn't really win. That magic star was actually devastating to his development as a human being.
>WHY.
>Because he skipped over many critical trials on his spiritual journey.
>Mario NEEDS to stomp on all those mushrooms. He NEEDS to bonk those bricks with his head, for the sake of his personal growth.
>By using the star, he is denying himself many powerful moments of catharsis.
Later:
>Retcon quest happens, which is exactly that
BRAVO HUSSIE
>>81704747l-lewd
>>81704745
They're not literally 11 years old, but they're supposed to represent the youngest kids to play the game.
Cherubs (ew handholding) --> Betas/Alpha Trolls (some crushes) ---> Alpha Kids (teenage romance) ---> Beta Trolls (everyone is fucking each other)
>>81704797you better believe it boyo
>>81704788
Hussie just loves to subvert shit, doesn't he?
>>81704788
that's why everything is going to go wrong. this looks like classic hussie foreshadowing. it taught caliborn a lesson, and he's going to use that lesson to not get cheated. caliborn worked for that god tier and flashy eyes
>>81704788
I mean
John still had to go through character stuff to use his powers
>about to have a happy ending
no
the fire must rise
>>81704788
If this is intentional, good job on his part.
If this is unintentional, haha fuck you Hussie.
>>81704788
>Using an item that lets them start maniacally powering from point A to point B isn't doing them any favors.
>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>It's like when Mario gets the star.
>You know when Mario gets the star?
>WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO.
>He's a small Italian plumber who goes on sideways adventures.
>He jumps on stuff and bops bricks with his head to save a princess.
>WHAT'S ITALIAN.
>WHAT'S A PLUMBER.
The fact that Hussie is still capable of being funny but doesn't do funny makes me sad.
Less Davekat and toxic masculinity, more jokes Huss.
Disneystuck WHEN?
>>81704856
>>81704819
>>81704535
>fujoshits that give Dad hair
>fujoshits that draw him with a small nose
>fujoshits that make him look young
>fujoshits that ship him with the kids or trolls
Why this.
>>81704846
we need a big guy to crash this comic with no survivors
>>81704875
Jade's already basically a Disney princess
Just got home
Two away from a bingo now, although vriska stealing the spotlight again is looking pretty unlikely at this point
>>81704899
that's John
>>81704759
>all these deadly consicuences
I guess I'll just keep being a happy heir of space, protected by this massive empty space between me and everything dangerous
Im basically sitting in a padded room
>>81702757
>getting space probably means teleporty powers.
While this isn't an unsafe bet, we've never actually seen a Space Player teleport outside of Jade, who's got First Guardian powers.
John and Dave would by Gryffindor, Jade in Ravenclaw, Jake, Jane, and Roxy would be hufflepuff, and Rose & Dirk in Slytherin
>>81704788
Mario doesn't bonk the bricks with his head. You have to look closely, but it's clear he actually raises his fist.
>>81704914
we still have a cascade length flash to go
anything could happen
>>81704173
LE's HP bar can only be damage by unique page views
Just saw the update
One update left, Davekat still not canon
When's the book with Frisky Business coming out again?
Could a space player teleport by shrinking distance between two points?
>>81704934
>Roxy
>hufflepuff
get the FUCK outta here
>final page is a flash JRPG dungeon leading to a Final Fantasy style final battle against Caliborn and then LE
>fully controllable characters
>can build your dream team of four from any of the available remaining cast
>fully thought-out and usable Fraymotiffs
>who survives the fight determines the ending
>>81704920
>Not being a Hero
lmao look at this guy, I bet you got the jobber denizen too
>>81704808
Is this why Caliborn was calling Yaldabaoth things like "MY SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS" abd constantly hitting on alpha kids in a gross way? Caliborn is making romance and tenderness a kink since cherubs don't have love. Don't be a bitch.
>>81704920
i believe i went over heir of space earlier but quick sparknotes
if heir is
protected by: zenos paradox bullshit. there is a vast gulf between you and everything that wants you dead.
made of: teleport master
inherits: geomancy? idfk. you inherit space and distance and shit. i forgot what i wrote and im too lazy to look back up at it.
>>81704930
tru
>>81704837
Sure, and Roxy came too. But it cheated literally every single other character out of their growth.
Rose never had to deal with being an alcoholic. Terezi never had to deal with her feelings about killing Vriska. Dave never has to deal with his awkward relationship with Terezi. And so on.
>>81704850
Fuck him either way. It's a terrible idea, for exactly the reasons he laid out and then proceeded to ignore.
>>81704947
shut the fuck up
>>81702815
Drillgorg is best case scenario here.
>>81704969
I can see space players utilising wormholes.
>>81704930
But since its heir it makes more sense since we see John turning to wind. Essentially first guardian teleport powers without being a first guardian
>Does literally everything The Eternal Game wants them to
>The cycle of death will continue
send in the time police
>>81704934
i feel like john is more hufflepuff, and jane definitely isnt. i think probably ravenclaw for jane
and jake would probably be gryffindor
And what exactly does a page of space do? Radiate space or loneliness?
>>81704970
Where then.
This update really made me realize how much of a non-character Jane is.
She has no personality, she's literally just a walking plot device.
From "person to turn evil with Jade" to "person to give free revives" to "person who has a dad so John can meet his dad again".
I'd be sadder if I gave a shit about Jane.
>>81704964
Summer
we must wait, anon
>>81704914
forgot my image like a fucking genius
>>81704986
Well I mean yeah, we all kind of consider the retconned characters to be shit, so
>>81704970
roxy would be good in any house except slytherin
hufflepuff is about working hard and fairness, i think thatd be just fine for her
>>81704961
>One update left, Davekat still not canon
davekat has been canon a very long time
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009349
why do rose/kanaya and dave/karkat get obnoxious shipping when john/roxy doesn't?
>>81703397
gamzee is the horrorterrors
>>81705045
it does though
>>81705045
You weren't there when John/Roxy got going after GO.
>>81704971
I would actually lose my fucking mind
>>81704970
Name 1 (one) example of a better overall fit than hufflepuff
>>81704997
>jane
Whats a better fit for her? Ravenclaw? Get out of here with that shit nigga
>john is more hufflepuff
John is practically a Gryffindor posterboy
>>81705045
I haven't seen a lot of annoying rosemary recently, just davekat.
Heck, it's hard to find a ship more annoying and more shitty than davekat. Hussie actually made every other previous ship decision look better by association with it.
>>81705017
I'm not doing fantastic
>>81703711
>I'm not even into gore, I just like the idea of Calliope being a really terrifying pervert as well as being her adorable little self.
Going by Caliborn's own tastes and the whole opposites thing, this is probably the case.
>>81705017
>MSPA servers status: DOWN
Is homestuck's fanbase even remotely large enough for this to happen again?
>>81705064
>>81705079
nothing has happened since they left the old timeline
>>81705045
Because John/Roxy is good.
>>81705003
>>81705028
>>81705080
she's a brave motherfucker and she likes cats
also hufflepuff sucks and is a meme house for faggots
Are there any fan made classes that would have made sense?
Like, I can imagine the Jack class. A class that allows all abilities of each class for an aspect but in a very limited capacity.
>>81705045
because HET
>>81704969
some of them, probably.
>>81705000
well, we don't know what pages to do begin with outside of the fact that they start weakest and become disgustingly powerful. if they are the knight counterpart and "equip others with their aspect" then it would probably be some sort of buff thing. now your hammer is the weight of a small sun as you drop it on some fucker's head. or if its someone who "Creates" the aspect, or "imbues" with the aspect then you can probably do some weird growing shrinking stuff.
i think a page of space would definately be, out of all the space players, the kind that most uses casual black holes.
>>81705040
I see nothing about them being a romantic couple there silly
By that logic, Dave smiling at Jade means they're together
>>81704322
He saw het fly away at the end of the strife safe and sound. Afterwards he was filled in on who blue windsock boy was by nannasprite.
>>81704534
>Bonding with Baby
>>too uncool
Holy fuck
>>81705045
gay shippers in general are fucking annoying
>>81705080
>jane
>the character introduced as a detective fan who cant shut the fuck up about grammar
>not a ravenclaw
>also the self centered brat who starts hating all her friends because a boy doesnt like her
>a hufflepuff
and john isnt awful as gryffindor i just think hes a better fit as hufflepuff
Is anyone else actually worried about Act 7 being some kind of unfun gimmick?
>>81705045
every ship has annoying shippers when it lives on teases that the shippers have to fight about
canon shippers are happy and satisfied. crack shippers know their ship is crack. teased ships are the source of all pain
>>81705045
>john/roxy doesn't
>>81702612
I was ready for heart break, but not for this.
>>81705123
>and she likes cats
What does this have to fucking do with anything?
>>81705101
if he uploads to youtube again it wont matter
>>81705123
just because you dont understand it doesnt mean its bad
>>81705101
>He doesn't know
>>81705123
>hufflepuff sucks and is a meme house for faggots
Blame rowling for not listening to her own worldbuildng, Name a better fit
>>81705178
not since John and Roxy entered the new timeline
>>81705132
i try not to explore that place because it's stupid. i dont like fan made classes or aspects, because im pretty sure the wide range of powers and the fact that some of them are semantic interpretation fuckery of "technically I can do this, if you read the sentence this way", I think all the classpects we have already would sort of cover the gamut excepting for one or two edge cases.
and also, fan aspects tend to be stupid shit like FIRE and WATER which are strictly elemental and therefore are stupid because it restricts how abstract you can get, and the abstraction is the reason everything is so versatile, and also THEY'RE STUPID FUCK EM.
>>81705137
ah yes
because looking at each other and smiling is absolutely equivalent to "snuggling on the couch watching romcoms"
Calling it
>>81705164
>Act 7 is a really cheesy and lame ripoff of the credits from Undertale
BOY HE BOUT TO
what the fuck does a Mage of Light do?? What do Mage's even do???? Are they super-mages or are they just fucked luck-wise?
>>81705164
I can only hope. The amount of sappynes was a way too high.
>>81705153
because gay ships are usually cockteases
see >>81705174
>>81705097
>implying Tavros saved the day
>implying Joke saved the day
>>81705215
Pretty much yeah. When it was the only time he smiled for YEARS, that's as good as being married.
>>81705164
>you have to follow the comic on snapchat to read the update
>>81705217
holy shit I would nut buckets
I have a feeling that the ending won't exactly be a flash. what leads up to it might be, but the official big 'OH SHIT' moment will be something unexpected. I don't see why andrew would put collide up on youtube. his servers took the previous few flashes fine, and this one wasn't really that 'big' in terms of viewcount.
if the ending was uploaded to youtube I'd understand, but because collide was, it just makes me think that it will be way out there in scope like gaydeer said.
>>81703684
that would take away too much of his freedom though
>>81705215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hjdC8-jbw
>yfw Act 7 is a Game Over-style TPK
>>81705238
>The amount of sappynes was a way too high.
After all the shit they/we have been through, I'm glad we;re getting at least some legitimate closure.
>the ballad of jack noir will never be used in a flash
>>81705215
Considering it was the only thing that Dave smiled at until what, Act 6? It's probably a way bigger tease than Davekat ever got.
Plus you know, all those anything-but-subtle teases we recently got.
Face it, Davekat isn't gonna happen. It didn't happen in Collide, it didn't happen in this week of updates, and it's not happening in Act 7. Why are you so determined to push it?
DROLLGORG WILL KILL DAD
>>81705284
good. I don't want to see undertale comments, they make me unironically salty
>>81705284
It's gonna be used in the part of the flash whereSpades Slick comes back.
>>81705273
I would actually riot
Does anyone have those vinyl figures? Are they any good?
>>81705217
i want to believe that spades slick reached god tier and become that "heir of grief"
>>81705261
Youtubebucks literally give more money than mspa views
>>81705272
that's a terrible example, you know that JD and Turk were in love.
>>81705253
>pretty much yeah
you're a fucking idiot
so you're saying that "dropping the ironic coolkid routine" means he's in love, yeah? so smiling at Jade is more of a drop in his facade than feelings jams for three years with karkat
>>81705223
Why would DD attack Dad, a man he holds the utmost respect and admiration for, especially after Condy died?
Mage of Breath, let's see what I can do. Am I DPS, Support or Recon/Research?
>>81702688
Well. Duh.
>>81705313
What does the Ballad of Jack Noir have to do with Undertale?
>>81705339
but it doesn't have adsense enabled and the channel isn't partnered or verified.
>>81705313
wh
what does the ballad of jack noir have to do with undertale
it was not used in the game
>>81705248
Tavros saved Meenah and Jake beat the Felt. That's good enough for me.
>>81705217
>spades slick somehow takes both rings and goes 1vs1 with lord english
how hyped are you?
>>81705273
>TPK
>Andrew is wrapping things up in the most saccharine and over the top manner, fully embracing shitty fan fiction conventions to kill them off in the most gruesome way
wouldn't even be mad
So what was the point of John calling terezi an idiot?
Is that actually going to go anywhere?
>>81705352
DPS. You're basically so adept at using the wind that you won't even need a strife deck.
>>81705362
my channel isn't partnered or verified either
you sure about ads not being on?
>>81705352
Now see breath is all about freedom
>>81705273
>>81705217
>IT AINT ME
>>81705321
I have the Rose. They look like Paperseverywhere's kid art brought into 3D, take that as you will.
>>81705356
>>81705367
go on any toby fox produced track in homestuck and look at the comments
>>81705314
Almost as delusional as Karezi shippers
>>81705352
You're a meteorologist
sorry
>>81705348
Yeah, it pretty much means he has feelings. I get that as a Davekat shipper you're not very good at understanding things, but try. And unlike with Davekat, Dave's character didn't get fucked over in the process around Jade.
>>81705377
I wonder what'll happen to Gamzee's other half
>>81705394
Taros was going to make the Dreambubbles Great again
>>81705400
I can't complain to much then, how posable are they?
>>81705401
Oh just shut the fuck up
>>81705302
you know dave smiled a LOT with karkat in vriskagram, right
>>81705390
oh my god he put ads on. he actually did it
>>81705401
Toby is the hero who pierced through Hussie's prostate with his beak through his asshole and slew the fallen god. He deserves all of it.
>That moment you realize we only got the first 5 pages of johndad that was stated in the leaks
Tomorrow's update is gonna be fucked up isn't it?
>>81705217
My favorite thing about this is that he would instantly murder Terezi.
>>81705352
if you infer or intuit breath, and yes, i am going to go with the meme and assume that breath means freedom, or, at the very least, the inability to be restricted, as well as the more normal "wind powers", someone who infers or intuits information about freedom would be very hard to pin down and shit. is there a trap? you just kind of walk around it without really realizing it's there. are you being chased? they'll lose your trail one way or the other. you are the ultimate runner-awayer. nobody can lock you up in jail.
in addition to an avoidance thing it is also an entry thing. you are a master of unlocking. nothing is able to bar you entry because you will always be able to find a way in, all the time every time.
also wind powers i guess.
recon/support.
>>81705356
>>81705367
Anything relatively popular by toby gets hundreds of Undertale comments, even if the song has little to do with UT itself.
>>81705348
>he thought Turk and JD were in love
>Davekat shipper
>is an idiot
Every time
>>81705437
>Considering it was the only thing that Dave smiled at until what, Act 6?
>until what, Act 6
Why are you so bad at reading?
Oh wait, right.
>>81703380
Maybe it's like Delirium from Sandman in that she knows everything that is not, can not, and never will be.
>>81705431
they're worse than how homestuck fans were whenever something else was referenced in comic back in 2010-2012 though. it's horrific.
>>81705425
I haven't unboxed her yet, I want to get something nice to keep her in. This shitty comic was a very important part of my life.
>>81705397
>it's a Lord English episode
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>"Looks like we've got company."
Every time.
>>81705302
>Davekat will happen in Act 7!
>Davekat will happen in Hiveswap!
>Davekat will happen in Homestuck 2.0!
They're never going to give up. The mistake Hussie made pandering to those people is that by giving them a little bit of hope, he made them think they have a chance.
>>81705444
someone will say caliborn and everything will go bad
>we will never get the GameBro™ Guide to Sburb™
>we will never get actual canon definitions of classes and aspects
>We will never know about all the different denizens and what they represented
At least Fraymotifs came back for a swansong
Why is John hugging Jane's dad?
>homestuck update
>it's a shipping update
>it's a pesterlog-heavy update
>>81703470
>also, it is possible that since it's slightly implied that mages are "whispered to" by their aspect, that you would be very good at blanking your mind, or perhaps be unable to think at all.
I could imagine that they'd also be very in tune with the Horrorterrors, like even moreso than Rose.
>>81705425
I have John. Not very poseable but the model is quite nice.
>JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, he is involved with someone else now in that quadrant. He has moved on. And so have you!
What did she mean by this?
>>81705404
I legitimately don't give a shit about any other characters besides Caliborn, the Felt, and maybe John and Roxy at this point.
I want stab man back.
>>81705467
dave didnt even meet karkat until act 6 why is what act its in supposed to matter
>>81705444
I think they accidentally posted the ah and rings pages together
>>81705509
>Homestuck Book 91 calls Davekat a ship for nervous investors
>>81705516
>there will never be huge pesterlog updates ever again
>>81705513
m-maybe that's the special merch on welovefine
>>81705412
>Dave's character didn't get fucked over in the process around Jade.
>Dave grows up and matures
>thinking that ruins his character
maybe who Dave was at 13 years old wasn't who he's meant to be for the rest of his life
maybe you're supposed to grow up
not something you're familiar with, I'm sure
>>81705509
>>81705467
what part of "davekat is canon, signed Andrew Hussie" do you not understand
>>81705272
Fuck don't make me have to go and watch scrubs again.
>>81705547
It was no accident, AH was too short and Johndad was too long for one day
>>81705273
>Then it came to me.
>The Magic Sword.
>And I killed them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02wKufX3nw
>>81705550
Thank god
>>81705537
She was lying to get in Nepeta's pants.
>>81705516
>it's a pesterlog-heavy update
>people could have read all of homestuck without reading a single pesterlog
I'm actually angry
>>81705522
Does it 'feel' cheap?
>>81704652
Caliborn told Calliope they're just children. Them being children is okay, none of them sound 16 anyway.
>>81705559
>maybe who Dave was at 13 years old wasn't who he's meant to be for the rest of his life
>maybe you're supposed to grow up
>not something you're familiar with, I'm sure
>Bringing up character development as a result of aging in regards to a 3 year timeskip which we barely saw anything of
What did he meme by this?
>>81705537
Rose feeding nepeta lies to get into her pants
>>81705542
This is exactly how I feel, but throw Calliope in there as well. Props for the good taste. They're the only characters Hussie hasn't fucked with.
>>81705570
the amount of pages we got in ah and rings was the amount johndad was anyways. i don't think it's a mistake though
>>81705559
Hussie also signed his name on a picture of Vriska with massive tits and said it was canon.
>>81705559
i remember when Natasha Allegri drew pregnant Finn and said it was canon
shit like that have no meaning to authors
>>81705591
Some children are in their mid-20s
See: This thread
>>81705559
he also said all ships are canon
>>81705559
>grows and matures
>has none of his interests and barely acts like himself
>still maintains most of his actual negative qualities
>Davekat shippers see this as "maturing"
No wonder you like the ship, you don't actually care about the character.
>>81705587
Shit taste detected. Pesterlogs are the best parts of the comic, barring the good flashes.
>Nannasprite kills Dad
>turns out to be part of LE, hence the sprite lasers and Cal saying HOO HOO
ten bucks
>>81705627
kek'd
>>81705629
they are
infinite dreambubbles filled with infinite characters
>>81705559
reminder that all fantrolls are canon. yes even the terrible ones
from the big man himself
>>81705590
Pesterlog-heavy updates are really annoying if there's a shitton of text in one log. Breaking them up across multiple pages makes all the difference.
>>81705559
>grows up and matures
>still acts like an awful person
>only now he's not funny and is pretty much just "Karkat's boyfriend"
I forgot how fucking stupid actual Davekat shippers were.
What if the mspaforums are down for a reason beyond simple maintenance. What if it somehow invokes the finale of Homestuck?
>>81705643
Calsprite had sprite lasers.
>>81705631
Some pesterlogs are absolutely atrocious. The good ones were all before act 5.
>>81705630
>has none of his interests
where do you even get this from? we havent seen him in a setting where he could do or talk about any of his interests
>>81705554
Even if its just defaced by 'dirk & dave' and contextualized as an instruction manual for the next session I'd be happy. Anything that isn't equating muhsoggyknee to be interested in the actually cool lore hussie developed.
>>81705662
>>81705629
>>81705626
>>81705618
You act like Davekat shippers are particular smart. Or not desperate as fuck.
>>81705570
ah and rings combined made 11 pages which was way more than we got any other day. we got 5 pages today and we might end up getting 4 tomorrow. pretty sure it was a mistake.
>>81705670
>still acts like an awful person
>>81705630
>still maintains most of his actual negative qualities
where?
>>81705690
There are plenty of good ones in Act 6. Just the ones with Caliborn are pure gold.
>>81705684
maintenance is a lie
they're gone forever
>>81705705
>it was a mistake
>andrew doesn't even update MSPA himself now
>>81705684
the forums were hacked and the admin/mods couldn't save it. when I google my old fantroll that was hosted only on the mspaforums, he doesn't appear in images anymore.
the autism is gone forever thank god
>>81705725
>Just the ones with Caliborn are pure gold.
I completely agree. Caliborn was a good character for act 6.
>>81705348
>you know that JD and Turk were in love.
They aren't.
>>81705606
Calliope is alright I just wish she had anything relevant to do.
My only hopes for finale are a little Johnroxy and that the Felt don't get massacred. I'm already at terms that Caliborn is getting fucked over, but I still love him.
>>81705375
I die of oxygen deprivation when all the blood in my body goes into my dick
So did Hussie actually care about us?
I mean Mituna is actually secretly pretty legit as a character, but do you think he really cared about /hsg/ or metastuck or any of that shit?
>>81705797
He thinks of us as the irritating autists that we are
>>81705733
well i mean this is like the first time in homestuck history when things have been finished ahead of time and then posted spread out to build hype
he said in an interview that everything else was always posted literally the second it was finished.
>>81705797
of fucking course not
i wouldnt read anything by a guy who cares about people like us
>>81705797
>pretty legit
>braindead irrelevant retard
>>81705375
>[S] Spades Slick: Fill 'em with Midnight
>>81705797
mituna was more the /b/-tard archetype, not HSG specifically.
>>81705375
*all 3 rings
Even then tho, English can only killed by reality glitches. It would have to be something like trapping him in a universe and then deleting the universe before he can just time travel out.
>>81705375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq42ueaXI-4
I'm on board.
>>81705825
That sums up half the characters in the comic at this point.
>>81704934
All main characters are Gryffindor and Slytherin, don't try to pull some equal distribution shit.
>>81705670
>still acts like an awful person
Uh, what?
Did you mistake Karkat with Dave?
>only now he's not funny and is pretty much just "Karkat's boyfriend"
But that's wrong. Dave got enough character development from the retcon, while Karkat is still a shitty character. That's why people call him "Dave's girlfriend".
>>81705846
Kingdom Hearts?
>>81705916
Huh?
>>81705927
That track sounds eerily like a KH take on Black.
>>81705814
>well i mean this is like the first time in homestuck history when things have been finished ahead of time and then posted spread out to build hype
what year is this post from
>>81705670
>>81705630
you two gonna answer me >>81705708 ?
>>81705518
oh yes
i feel like if there were any mages of void they would be guaranteed derse dreamers.
>>81705513
I am not sure what I want more, an "Objective" guide that actually explains stuff or some annotated version like Hussie's wizardology full of random opinions, scrapbook pieces etc
Reminder Lord English is actually Hearts Boxcars wearing the COLORFUL NIGERIAN ROBES.
>>81705954
It's supposed to be based on Liquid Negrocity, English, The Ballad Of Jack Noir, Walk-Stab-Walk, and Let's All Rock The Heist, according to the description.
>>81705766
The Felt should be fine, God willing. All I want is Johnroxy or Callieroxy, and for us to see Caliborn get his eyes and overcoat.
>>81705742
is the text still there?
>>81705971
That was ipgd though
She cares about us
>>81705630
>has none of his interests and barely acts like himself
It's like you're reading an alternative version of the comic where everything that happens is tailored to make you upset, no matter how different it's from the actual canon.
Dave hasn't mentioned his interests in ages, most of them weren't even referenced in the early acts, except post-retcon has indeed talked about them both to Roxy and Dirk. How can you miss that? Why are you complaining about things that didn't happen?
>still maintains most of his actual negative qualities
His bad qualities were being distant, insincere and cowardly to the point of refusing to use his powers even if the life of his friends depends on it. None of that is true anymore. He was able to be honest with himself and with the rest of people, and thanks to that he accepted his role as a time traveler.
Why don't you just admit that you dislike Dave now that he's gay? Because that's the only negative thing that you can say about the current Dave.
>>81706011
>and for us to see Caliborn get his eyes and overcoat
NEVER
EVER
>>81705839
>English can only be killed by reality glitches!
>And Calliope's gun
>And Dave's sword
>And the secret weapon
>And Alt Calliope
>>81705797
No.
I want Rose to play the rain.
>>81706025
she cares about the attention we give her
>>81706000
It's weird for me to look back on how these characters were created as humans. Hussie turned a bunch of stick doodles into chess people through some mad stroke of genius.
alright guys
requests?
>>81706025
>implying she doesn't only care about herself
>>81705690
>The good ones were all before act 5
>)(IC: you take a flip thru ma secret jam yet
>)(IC: dat sparkle shit i left w tha dance clowns on
>DAVE: (are you still magic or is your superpower now just talking a lot and wearing orange)
>DIRK: I'm going to make you have a seizure and get you to mime the message to her with your spastic gyrations.
>DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.
>>81706065
Its always just meant fingering some bitch.
>>81706071
what kind of requests? art requests? can you draw a bearded bard of doom rambling about classpects because then i'd be yours forever.
>>81706065
never ever
she's just going to stay as kanaya's bitch for the rest of eternity
>>81706071
draw Dave and Jade being a cute couple, with Dave holding the ears of Jade liking the touch of it while Jade is a little shy/embarrassed yet liking it a bit.
(I don't care if it's out of character)
>>81706071
roxy and john playing a gamecube game
>>81706057
>the secret weapon
That doesn't really count since it's just John and the crew which also contains Dave's welsh sword.
>>81706065
Not going to happen
>>81706071
Draw Aradia herding sheep, with a color-matching Little Bo-Beep dress, or something.
Does anyone have all the God Tier Troll ghost sprites from Collide?
>>81706071
davekat being happy and canon
maybe some callieroxy if you'd rather do that
>>81706071
This but with john and dad
>>81706071
meowrails
>>81706071
Seconding >>81706115
Let us DaveJade shippers have our day
>>81706071
Calliope in lacy lingerie with a bow on the panties, please.
>>81706041
yeah this
thanks anon i was too flustered to come up with anything smart to say
as usually happens
>>81706145
seconded
>>81706170
>>81706145
seconding these two
>>81706119
>Roxy calling john out for being shit at Melee and F-zero GX
>>81706071
Slick doing something cool and I dont care what.
>>81706011
Either'd be alright by me.
Maybe he gets the eyes after smashing his God Tier clock, or something. I don't know at this point.
>>81703211
Not to mention Nanna explained why she looked like Dad's god damned daughter even though she is 86 years old. Nanna had to have explained everything to Dad offscreen.
john loves jane's daddy
>>81706145
thirded
>>81706071
Crowbar scolding his defeated gang
>>81706145
This is the one make it happen
>>81706206
I think the clock does have something to do with it. Hussie might think the part where he says this counts as showing us getting the eyes, 'OFF SCREEN" being his favorite narrative tactic and all that.
>>81706071
meowrails please. or neigh8ors
>>81706145
Thirded holy shit
>>81706233
what if john and jane love their daddyat the same time
>>81705997
I think Rowlings Fantasitc Beast was a good mix of worldbuilding and incharacter shitposting
Have you guys ever wondered why Cal has light blue eyes?
What would a prince of time do?
reminder angel just wants paid commissions and is using this as advertisement
>>81705375
>Mayor and PM are going to throw the rings to the vulcano
>Suddently spades slick appears
>He's in one piece again by some shenaningas
>Takes the rings and throws PM and Mayor to the volcano
>Uses them
>Kills Terezi
>Goes on solo with lord english
>battle theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q&nohtml5=False
>>81705213
moving back to canon, you got an explanation for a Knight of Doom? My buddy made us do classpect stuff before homestuck ends, I got knight of doom and he got rogue of light. Any explanations as to what they do?
>>81706121
Not confirmed yet. Maybe there is a shitty twist behind that thing
>>81706119
its really outdated now but i did draw that a few years ago
>>81706273
Nanna isn't in LE you stutid fuck, nobody cares enough about Jane for that to be an effective twist.
>>81706000
trips confirm
>>81706325
You're gonna eat my shit tomorrow.
>>81706325
>doesn't remember the Misogapocalypse
Muh Jane
>>81706069
It's also weird to remember that andrew didn't even create the midnight crew
>>81705375
>[s] Spades: Ascend
>>81706248
The more I think about it the less confident I am we'll get any new Caliborn at all. If Hussie off-screens the coat and eyes all that's really left is the fight with the kids, and we already know how that goes.
>>81706325
what if Jane was meant to characterize Nanna as actually a mean and spiteful individual
Do you think we will get any other mspaint adventure after homestuck is done?
>>81706381
>Hussie killed off Spades because he was spiteful he didn't even create the best character in the comic
It all comes together.
>>81706426
only if Hiveswap completely fails as a game. But at that point he'll probably just say fuck it and walk away.
>>81706316
>tfw i requested that
it really takes me back
>>81706426
>inb4 Problem Sleuth 2
>>81706426
Problem Sleuth 2.0, foreshadowed way back in Act 1.
>>81706426
No. Hussie is going to hang himself immediately after posting Act 7.
>>81706426
Bard Quest
>>81704525
Karkagt and this is the result: >>81706176
>>81705591
Give me a quote
>>81706280
one who destroys time or destroys through time. perhaps grandfathery powers - aging things into dust, or aging them backwards into nonexistence. jump back in time until an enemy is weaker and put a bomb on them or somethign that triggers once it gets to exactly the present, or somesuch, idk if paradox space mechanics would let that work.
>>81706296
someone who equips death as a weapon or wields death is pretty solidly an evil necromancer type person, or a silent assassin killer murder man. You just stab people, and you are utterly the best at it. Perhaps you fling disease ridden corpses at them. I would imagine Knights of Doom, also, as people who wield death as a weapon, would have some weird immortality bullshit going on - maybe your skeleton pops out when you die and you stick around a bit. Or something. Thats the fun problem with the more abstract ones like knight of doom. if you go the alternate knight interpretation and have it as someone who defends with death its more of the same except instead of assassin or necromancer you become bulky bodyguard.
rogue of light is someone who steals information knowledge and fortune to distribute to others. this is like vriska but instead of doing it to be a munchkin and keeping all the luck to yourself, you steal it and give it to your allies. you are the person that knows "hit them in the knee and they will explode for no reason". master of critical hits. good at research.
>>81706396
A hack until the end, then.
>>81706325
But there's a Nannasprite that hasn't been accounted for...and jokers and clowns do have similar purposes...and there's the fact that Calsprite only laughed. And Gamzee also planted the seed within John's subconscious to hate clowns, or something having to do with Gamzee being a subbjugglator, oh god no.
>>81706426
the midnight crew
it will continue for the rest of his life, ending on his death in act 1031
>>81706426
No, even in like 2010 Hussie said he wanted to move on after HS.
>>81706386
When got Spades reluctant to fight PM anyways?
Idk, but maybe he realized at that crack, their priorities are fucked up and wanted to team up against LE or something?
Maybe at this point he's like "Sorry, but priorities,m8", knocks out WV and PM, takes both rings and goes to face LE
>>81706496
After posting Act 7, Hussie's going to die at his computer with a look of pride on his face as the cops close in on his location, police sirens blaring in the distance, just like Walt.
>>81706539
How were there 2 nanasprites? I completely blanked on her existence. Did John bring his back from the retconline?
>>81706580
>the map will never be updated again
GOD DAMN IT
>>81706145
haha
>>81705591
Not like the 16-year old humans are called "kids" and not like 16-year-old John is still THAT much smaller stylistically than Dad in today's update
>2 nannasprites
>one happy clown and one sad clown
OH SHIT
>>81706589
The the other Nanna should've died like Davesprite did
>>81706579
He was in love with her.
>>81705375
All is forgiven.
I fucking love Spades. In a comic full of DBZ levels of power creep he gets by with a big cane and some steel balls. I'm hoping he wasn't killed in the black hole explosion.
The comic is ending in 2 days and people are saying Nanna is Lord English. I swear to god.
>>81703290
Considering how John works, Heirs are either
>served by their element
Or
>Inherit their element
>>81706679
The ride never ends
>>81706533
So basically Prince of Time would be king crimson? Sounds rad
i cant believe you fucks are actually making me think nanna is the big bad
>>81706679
People are saying davekat will be canon, you get a lot of dumb theories near the end
![150514852311ba27e7d67b29ab43c0d291c8a363[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/EWpVUIm.gif "150514852311ba27e7d67b29ab43c0d291c8a363[1]")
>>81706325
>>81706539
>Caliborn's laugh is HAA HAA.
>Calliope's laugh is hee hee.
>Jane/Nanna's laugh is Hoo hoo.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO.
>>81706589
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009706
I'VE TOLD YOU FUCKERS FOREVER THAT NANNA IS PART OF ENGLISH
HA HA (Caliborn
HEE HEE (Calliope)
HOO HOO (Nanna)
>>81706746
Calliope is in no way a part of English.
>>81703425
Seriously, how the fuck.
>>81706533
what about sylph of life?
>>81706730
That's because they're both related to jesters and clowns due to retarded juju bullshit you dumbass
holy shit were you actually paying any attention
>>81706386
>[s] Spades:Avenge the death of your fellow companions
NANNA=LE
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>81706730
>>81706746
like pottery.....
>>81706533
could I get an explanation of page of blood, mage of space and witch of time please?
One or both Nannas are going to be fused with PM, GCATavros, Jasprose or what-the-fuck-ever the Alt Calliope version of Lord English is going to be.
Mark my fucking words.
>>81706767
>Jane
>Nanna
>Affected by juju bullshit
Stop reading fanfictions anytime.
It's the Nannappening.
>>81706715
>implying it won't be canon
Always expect the worst.
>>81704637
The sad thing is we actually do, they're just less common and compact and clear as fictional ones.
>>81702713
Hussie is going to end it all and the html will contain Sburb
>Gamzee is locked in a Fridge
>a FRIDGE
>>81706810
I used to, but things are looking up lately.
Back on the early days on the forum Hussie said blue slimer would be last boss.
Nannasprite is blue and leaves ghost slime.
What happened?
>>81706828
the html will contain a link to Hiveswap's website
>>81706850
The fridge is a part of Lord English
Cal has blue eyes because it's cold
>>81706763
sylph is not one we know concrete information about but my current guess is a divide between sylph and maid
sylph is one who heals WITH [aspect]
maid is one who heals [aspect]
or something like that anyway
a sylph of life is a straightforward healer/buffer sort. they fill allies with life. i dont know if they could anti-death like Jane could but they could definately regenerate wounds. they are a regen healer and a maid of life is a burst healer, if that analogy makes sense.
>>81706850
>gamzee finally gets out of the fridge
>he meets lord english in front of the heroes
>he offers to help his lord and god once and for all
>gamzee is killed for real by LE, ala majordomo executus and ragnaros
>>81706808
>It's the Nannappening.
Now I want to believe
>>81706874
N I L
A S E
N
N
A
>>81706860
It'll happen in act 8.
>>81702713
>"reasemble spades slick" flash game
>>81706071
Post your butt :33
>>81706890
But how was Aradia as the Maid of Time then able to stop time for her targets?
>Nanna murders Dad
>>81706868
STOP
>>81706991
Gnome butts curse humans who look upon them, anon.
>Dada murders Nan
Isn't Gamzee strong? Is there any actual reason beyond "because plot/comedy" reason why he is stuck in there?
I refuse to believe in spades slick's death
Am I a faggot for tearing up at this update? It's not even sad its just...
>>81707008
That's too much.
I can't take it anymore.
>Nanna murders Jane.
>nobody cares
>Dada murders impressionism
>>81707045
He obviously died so he could be in the dream bubbles where LE is and be able to destroy him. I'm appalled nobody else has mentioned this.
I refuse to believe in eri's death.
>>81706803
fine but only because im bored
page of blood - running off the theory that mages imbue others or equip others with a thing, and that blood is the aspect of social connections and bond with others, the page of blood is another one of those "heart of the session" sort of people. they help everyone get along! they stop conflicts and shit. i would imagine a fully realized one could also probably take control of underlings and shit. a page of blood could probably mean, in a session, a WV victory.
mage of space is someone who infers or intuits about space. they know distances. they hear planets and buildings talking to them. "did such and such go through here?" "yeah dude" (except passively, with no control over it). they can always tell you how far away things are in any measure of distance you'd like.
witch of time, running off the theory that a witch manipulates their aspect like putty, can do some za warudo shit. haste and slow. they probably have no real offensive powers but rather than just time jumpy time travel they could probably do things like slow, fast, and reverse. maybe king crimson a little.
>>81707003
speaking entirely 100% out of my ass here but talking heal in a preventative sense like antibiotics, she can stop time to give others the time to... do something? w/e. im not getting in depth with this.
i think there is a second maid interpretation of one who gives to another (like how jane gives life) but im super lazy and dont feel like going back tot he original question.
>>81707062
either a faggot or a girl
>2 days before the last update in Homestuck
>people theorizing that John's grandma is one of the final bosses
>>81707042
A chained up fridge is pretty hard to get out of, no matter how strong you are.
The real question is, how did they get him in?
>>81707042
he's sad and scared, anon
he no longer wants to use his power for hurting
that's why when he's presented with a small cherub child, he raises it as his own child
to be the lusus he never had
>>81704003
What about a heir of time
>>81707062
Its called catharsis, we've been waiting for moments like this for a while now, and its all coming so quick.
Just let it all out anon, we're all mostly friends here
>>81707108
>people theorizing that John's grandma is one of the final bosses
Pretty sure they are being facetious m8.
>>81707119
You knew Hussie wasn't himself anymore because this didn't happen in the comic.
>Last update
>It's Gainax ending
how mad are you?
>>81707120
You always know what time it is
>>81707108
>john, dave, rose and jade gets sucked into the juju
>next page links to the first page
>>81707120
been over this
heir is inheriting or becoming or being defended by your thingy. an heir of time would likely do very little active time traveling of their own, ecause they would constantly be having doomed themselves coming into the alpha timeline like some weird clone bodyguard squad.
>>81707143
You're delusional if you can't see the evidence that's right in front of you.
>>81707160
I'd be mad if it wasn't.
>>81707045
>cyborg head doesn't die from decapitation
>body pulls out magical oven, stuffs head inside and kicks it with CYBORG STRENGTH
>boom
>oven lands on PM and WV, rings flying up and landing on his head turning him into Bec Slick with a fancy new body
>>81707108
people don't want the end to be as predictable and straight laced as it's obviously going to be.
Realtalk. these updates are boring garbage, I didn't start reading homestuck for non-complicated saccharine bullshit.
>>81707108
>T H E G A M E S W I L L N E V E R S T OP
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>>81707160
Congraulations!
>>81707160
2 mads out of 10
>>81707160
>last update is Undertale crossover
>>81707168
he already said he'd never do such a terrible thing
>>81707168
>Caliborn is forever trapped in an infinite time loop despite his whole deal being that he can circumvent causality
FUCK
>>81707227
He also said Homestuck would end in 2010
>>81707204
pls do not remind me of red dead virgo i will get sad. (i know its an eva reference eat my ass)
>>81707108
How long until we've reached the bottom of the barrel?
How long until everything that happens in Act 7 has been theorized at least once?
And how will AH somehow blindside us anyways?
I'm scared, nay, terrified of what's to come.
>>81707227
ipgd confirmed it too
>>81707220
>last update is a link to undertale's steam page
>>81707160
I would fucking love it like all the other ones
>>81707227
He said he'd never do anything stupid, yet we got Davekat
>Hussie has worked on Act 7 for 3 years, confirmed by IPGD
>people think its a 13 minute flash and a panel
>>81704010
>pic related is a fucking sperg minmaxer exploiter
i like this
>>81707160
No John you are the demonsLOST
>>81707143
>>81707108
I mean I'm kind of going full retard over this, and I'm not the only one posting this nutty bullshit.
>>81707245
pretty sure ipgd debunked this a few days ago
>>81707266
light players in general tend to be minmaxing fuckwads. see: every single fucking light player.
>>81707263
collide was also worked on since 2013, who cares
>>81707160
>it's a looped squiddles commecial
So is Hussie dating iggy piggy?
>>81706071
DaveJade plz
TO BE FAIR, having two nannasprites be in the comic, then never bringing them up ever again is a little odd.
>>81707324
She said they're not dating. It's all but confirmed he broke up with Rachel, though.
>inb4 time schenanigans cause act 7 itself to loop, go backwards, jump around and generally be a long clusterfuck rivalling act 6
>>81707250
>*neigh
>>81707305
I'm still booty blasted that a lot of the problems we have right now are due to rose being a bitch and refusing to play the game and casing all kinds of shit tocascadeout of control.
And she STILL won't do her fucking quest
>>81706071
White Queen hatefucking Black Queen.
Bonus points if they're prototyped.
>>81707327
This is the best ship.
Why do people refuse to see that.
>>81707366
Rose isn't Rose anymore. She hasn't been Rose since she hooked up with Kanaya.
>>81707372
>that one writefag who wrote about hatefucking BQ and Grimbark giving roxy the knot on the night that update dropped.
Damn, we had so many content creators in our little shithole.
>>81707382
Some people sided with the railroad in Fallout 4. People make dumb decisions.
>>81707372
You're too late, and you know she's just gonna do the meme redraw everyone jumped on.
>>81706071
>seeing a reaction image you made forever ago being used in 2016
O-oh jeez
>>81707366
you're thinking about it too hard
a lot of the problems that we have is because the game forced those problems to happen. narratively, yes, it is rose's fault, meta-narratively it is the game's fault because that is the way the alpha timeline went, and meta-meta-narratively, it's all hussie's fault.
>>81707324
She said they weren't and there's no evidence for it, other than 'ipgd is a woman he knows', so I doubt it.
Hussie romdrama is dumb and shouldn't be brought up.
>>81705136
>we don't know what pages to do begin with outside of the fact that they start weakest and become disgustingly powerful
For all the SBURB lore we got about Pages and potential, all the foreshadowing about them being 'fearsome' and ridiculously OP, and especially GO!Jake's impressive powering-up sequence...
I'm sorta disappointed by what the comic actually ended up showing us of Page powers.
I mean... Don't get me wrong, Jake's Hope field was cool, and it knocked out both grimbark Jade and Caliborn, who are pretty powerful adversaries.
Additionally, even though Tavros never did anything flashy, and never got to use the extra powers he had on top of the Page thing, he still assembled an army, which is impressive and probably linked to the potential thing.
But that kinda makes me wish Page powers had been show as kind of... unique and scary, you know? All that buildup for a flashy attack and an army?
Sounds like another missed opportunity. Oh well.
>>81707423
>Not wanting a secret handshake for other homestucks years down the line
Aye fuck you nigga, just because /co/ went full retard after ponies doesn't mean the rest of us want to forget about everything
What if Nannasprite is a 2x sprite and actually has two hands?
>start mastrubating to Feferi, Kanaya, Aradia or a qt girl
>can't shoot my load
>switch to my waifu, her dancestor and ancestor folder
>suddenly I am spraying gallions of semen
Am I the only one who has this problem?
>>81707382
There's that one mental effect that makes people avoid things even if it's good for them
>>81707477
What.
>>81707366
Their session was doomed from the start, what could Rose have possibly done to stop The Tumor from existing?
>>81707488
Who is your waifu anon?
>>81707418
>People make dumb decisions
like playing Fallout 4
>>81706875
Well, I never thought about it so literal. At least I have a nose unlike those poor Iops.
>>81707382
Eh, it's kinda generic. And everyone reduces Dave to coolkid knight and Jade to dorky starstruck girl
>>81707488
Who's your waifu?
>>81707534
ms paint
>>81707534
He's obviously a Vriskafag.
And I'd wager the worst kind of Vriskafags... A VrisKATfag.
>>81707534
my waifu is dolorosa because i have a mommykink.
>>81707488
yes
seek help
>>81707514
change her pesterchum to chemoTherapist
man, louie c. lasspect makes hope sound like shitif you're not done for today, maid of mind?
No offense but Dave is white.
>>81707506
I think they mean, that everyone knows the base meme, but only we'll actually 'get' the edit. In the same way lots of people's first thought is to associate shirts with signs on them to hamstank. I think.
>>81707488
>This entire post
>>81707569
>Chemo The Rapist
What would that do?
>>81705180
Everyone deserves to have a little victory in their lives.
>>81707550
As it should be. Homestuck was at it's prime when it didn't take itself or its characters too seriously
>>81707430
its good man, one of my favorites
make some more
>>81707569
You some sort of comedian there anon?
>>81707574
hope is fucking bonkers bananas though. hope is the aspect of like half the people in gurren lagann. hope is believing in something so hard that it stops being an untruth and becomes truth - it is imposing your will on the world and making reality your bitch.
but, like page, it's also said to be a magikarp aspect, so there's that.
>>81707382
>>81707409
>tfw in two days I never have to see heteroshipping shitposting ever again
The finale can not come any sooner.
>>81707567
good taste, anon
>yfw John has become the dad he always looked up to
>>81707488
I don't masturbate to homestuck characters so I can't relate to this very relatable post you had just shared with us.
>>81707587
I don't like the idea of that drawing because it's reversed. Dad knows the kid, it's his young dad. But the kids doesn't know the dad. It's not his Dad. It's Jane's.
>>81707550
I see more stuff with Jade as the breadwinner than Dave.
>>81707435
It's the same as Vriska. She fucked everything up, but if she didn't it'd doom the timeline.
The only one who doesn't have an excuse for fucking up is Aranea, since her fuck-up didn't prevent a dooming of the timeline, but actually doomed it.
Shit, light players are dumb. Light is the goddamn special class and instead of god-hoods, they need god-helmets to protect them from tumbles.
>>81707548
>Iop
Those are sacrier
Iops are just retard strength
>>81707098
Yo if you're still doing this, how about Page of Mind? I like your explanations.
>>81707606
I wonder what those two rubes are up to nowadays.
>>81707583
God that was a messLITERALLY ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS MAKE T!JANE SAY SHE WAS FEELING NUTTY INSTEAD OF PEACHY AND IT WOULD'VE WORKED BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ALLERGY FUCK
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94&nohtml5=False
>>81707647
>implying heteros aren't the majority
>>81707678
I know. Hence the "at least I have".
I honestly don't know what the fuck is up with Iops and their lack of nose.
>>81707705
Considering the fact that they have enough money to spend 10000 on dumbass bullshit, I'd say the're fine
>>81707719
Holy shit, that's a way better joke.
>>81707583
Then why is his wife's son black
>>81707263
To be frank, the people saying this are mildly to severely disappointed by the buildup leading to The End.
>>81707705
ghost army, they wanna kill the jackass that incinerated them's son/daughter/sonter/daught
>>81707719
Fuck this awful song
>>81707733
>implying heteros aren't the majority
>on /co/
>in a Homestuck friend
>>81707647
>tfw in two days this anon will kill themselves and we'll all be better off for it
>>81707719
He should have kept it Caucasian because that shit was hilarious.
Shame that's the exact moment that Homestuck turned into SJWstuck.
>>81707682
thanks i am hoping my english is not too incoherent.
a page of mind is, assuming mind to be the "choices and consequences" class of "this is what will happen if you do this", a page of mind would imbue things with knowledge of outcomes of their choices. this is the best attack. alchemize this. it is kind of like terezi's seer stuff (but because seers are there for a reason, it is a more short-"ranged" version of that) but for the entire party. and by short ranged i mean terezi can see across timelines and even fucking past reality breaks. a page of mind would likely only give his allies the tools to see one or two "actions" ahead, which is still bonkers bananas strong.
>>81707550
this
Unpopular opinion time, but DaveJade has worse fanon characterisations than most ooc yaoi-type pairings (characters are shoved into seme/uke roles when it doesn't fit).
Their in comic interactions aren't even that interesting, and most people who are really into it just seem to self insert as Dave (or occasionally Jade) because waifus(or husbandos).
>>81707562
Well I'm a Vriskafag too, but it doesn't stop me from fapping to carapaces. And Feferi. How can anyone not jack it to Feferi? Or Aradia?
This person is weird.
>>81707567
I have a mommykink too, but it just manifests as a fetish for older women being motherly to rebellious teenaged girls. Like Rose/Dolorosa.
>>81707705
the guy that donated for nektan said he was in the military and had been for a while so the money was just sitting there. I wonder if he still reads.
>>81707795
Well, statistically the fags and trannies have either killed themselves or are dead of AIDS. This comic has been going on for over half a decade.
>>81707795
>He wasn't here for the JohnRose vs RoseKan wars
I envy the living who will never know this pain
>>81707806
>>81707831
Woah calm down there heteroshippers, you don't need to fantasize about people you dislike being dead. You can just make more of yourselves.
evil?
>>81707160
>Spades slick returns
>Oh wait. Its not spades slick
>It's inferno cop
>>81707647
>>81707866
dumb animeposter
>>81707825
my parents were hardass education-focused kikes so i use my mommykink to make up for the severe lack of affection and praise i recieved as a child.
>>81707872
The Maid of Life inverts to the Crone of Doom
>>81707866
Don't get so defensive, it's just banter m8
>>81707866
do you know how hard it is to teach a 1 month old to pronounce timaeusTestified
>>81707823
So much wrong in one post.
>>81707795
That kitten webm is too cute
>>81702723
More like her dad doesn't give a shit about Jane
>>81702898
Considering his fight got to the point where they had to sacrifice somebody, it's entirely possible he thought the other fights had gotten to that point as well. Jane isn't exactly the most durable of fighters.
>the mirthful messiahs
>>81707675
>Tavros will never suplex Vriska into the floor with his terrifying arm strength
>All we'll ever get is Meenah and Vriska stomping on him
Why live?
>>81706539
Calsprite is just a plot hole because Hussie makes shit up as he goes.
>>81707961
can somebody link me to these logs?
>>81707961
Remember when Jane was stripped naked by a high-velocity pie toss? Good times.
>>81707866
>bitches about heteros
>posts screencaps of anime and manga with a focus on hetero stuff
>>81707903
>Inferno Cop is the glitch that they need to kill LE
>>81707160
>Lord English is dead
>Everyone's celebrating
>Dave walks up behind John
>Stabs him in the head
>I was working for Lord English this whole time ironically
>Dave slices John into pieces and scatters them into the wind
>Everyone is shocked
>To be continued in Homestuck 2.0
>Homestuck 2.0 never comes
Friendly reminder that Jane's only belief that her Father was dead was from Caliborn aka literally the bad guy
John and Dad both had seen the body of their respective fathers dead, so seeing them alive in some form is going to be a bigger deal than seeing Jane
He will hug Jane next/off panel
>>81707990
Calsprite was accounted for by being a part of a doomed timeline.
>>81707823
Not really. The stereotype that that's how their portrayed in canon is pretty wrong. Looking through my archive most kind of portrays Dave as his canon dorky self and Jade more headstrong and able to keep up with him. Hell, I've got more stuff of Dave being dommed than Jade.
Their comic interactions were also quite good. People don't seem to remember that stuff, but conversations like snow versus lava, or when they were a server/client pair, were a good mix. They play well off each other, in a way where either character can be a straight man or the goofier one. I was actually a Dave/Rose shipper at first, but on rereading and knowing what was coming, I liked it a hell of a lot. It felt natural.
>>81707833
Hey now, let's not call it a war. Wars have victors and losers, and those were battles where the outcome were determined purely by Hussie's hand.
The only way for us to win was to leave these threads when things got too heated and have a happy life, and I'm certain that we were all winners in that respect.
>>81707920
Look all I'm saying is, that I'm sure you all lead healthy sex lives with a decent chance of reproducing yourselves.
>>81708009
Jane will kill Dad before Jane can hug him
>>81707917
>so i use my mommykink to make up for the severe lack of affection and praise i recieved as a child.
c-cute
