/ss/ Edition
Previous thread >>78913632
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Log Date 7 15 2 download link
https://mega.nz/#!Op93QC6D!9P4s9JZuLB1GBHQnlgfs8S0DtZy6v1LR5T9VrtrVSs0
>It Could've Been Great
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAwHG95mlk
Nst for Awooo
>>78917861
well I guess, I do love beach summer fun buddys
>>78917859
It could of been a fan fiction about Steven drowning Connie in a river and it wouldn't of pissed me off as much anon. At least it would of been shit from start to finish and not shit on an interesting concept.
nth for lapis a shit
>>78917874
When I first saw this screencap, I thought she was being tortured or something. It was weird.
>>78917886
>>78917861
Funfact, Lapis is the only character that Tumblr tards will call you a pedo for drawing lewds of yet still call you a pedo if you ship her with Steven.
Which is it Tumblr faggots?
This is literally forced Race Mixing.
HW was disgusted by the thought of different gems fusing and the Rebels used the fusion methods to their advantage... so HW gave them all the Gem Mixing they could handleand they couldn't handle itAlso the Jasper Rose fought was a jasper fusion.
>>78917904
well by her face it looks like she would be enjoying it.
I need a YD version of this face.
>>78917904
>"tortured"
Steven's so cute! cute!
>>78917861
I approve of this edition.
>>78917915
I wish there were more fanart of this ship
>>78917915
It was a very small, blurry picture.
garnet/peridot thunder glovin' when?
If Lapis ever experiences happiness, I will fucking drop this show
>>78917915
>she loves app games too
lapis no why
>>78917936
There is some great stuff for it around.
>>78917936
im actually shocked really, first non family gem that really loved Stevennot my ship tho
>>78917940
Why was Rose the only one with actual boobs? Did she make them just to please Greg?
I wonder if she shifted herself a butthole too.
>>78917944
She was pretty happy at the end of Mirror Gem and Ocean Gem. Didn't last long.
>>78917953
I don't ship them but I do dig the sort of really weird but neat dynamic they have going where Lapis is almost trying to make herself a Pearl to his Rose with the needless self-abuse and torment, and Steven no selling it
She can't escape being happy no matter how hard she tries
>>78917948
True. There's a pretty small amount of Steven and Lapis stuff out there but they're mostly pretty good imo
>>78917961
Anon, she had everything.
EVERYTHING.
How many wet dreams do you think Steven has had of the gems?
Prepare yourselves.
https://youtu.be/xR1X1h-pCoc
>>78917974
I don't know why, but Lapis being an ornery wretched cunt to everyone but Steven just warms my heart
>>78917961
Rose had a lot of human lovers before Greg; she says as much in We Need To Talk. At least one of them probably wanted to try doing it in the butt.
>>78917990
I guess blue and pink will always go well together
>>78917907
I wonder if Zuke has seen all the sexy lapis pics floating around. Be still her gay heart will not be.
>>78917971
>She can't escape being happy no matter how hard she tries
Ya know thats a really neat way of looking at it
You think her powers grow stronger the more depressed and sad she is? Like when Steven feels bliss, love, or the will to protect his gem activates easily
>>78917974
very cute
>>78917978
>>78917978
Apparently a few times, but Pearl is always there to tend to his sexual needs.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1717360#search=Steven_Quartz_Universe%20pearl
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1656824#search=Steven_Quartz_Universe%20pearl
would you fuse with her?
>>78917992
>you will never be a gem
>you will never be free from eating, sleeping, pooping, and aging
Why live?
>>78917984
ayyyyyyyyy
I'm hoping that they make another game soon.
The first one was pretty fun and with all the lore-bombs we've had recently, not to mention the extra locations and additions to the CGs, fighting against Blue/Yellow Diamond's armies might be great.
what if his...steven...gets in the way?
>>78917978
He's probably had a few, but when he enters puberty he's gonna have the hardest time.
>>78918012
>>78918017
I loved Attack the Light, they need to make a game for 3DS or a download title for consoles.
>>78918026
It wont.
>>78918017
son
>needing to fight multiple HW rubies
>needing to fight mass produced poils
>needing to fight quartz type gems as high level grunts/mini bosses
i would donate forty... seven... dollars and... 16 cents to see this
>>78918005
Absolutely. She is perfection.
>>78918012
eyyyyyyyyy
>>78917978
He's 14 now, at that age I think my bed sheets were like they'd been doused in five gallons of slime by the end of every night.
And seeing as how Pearl watches him sleep then she's probably been witness to quite a few of his nocturnal emissions.
>>78918017
Yeah, Attack the Light was an excellent little game, but the one thing I felt it was missing was taking advantage of how much the series has to offer; bar Alexandrite, most of what it has to offer is exclusively CG stuff from the first ten episodes. Now, we could have Connie, Lion, Peridot, probably Lapis soon, and Beach City might make a more interesting adventure location than endless caverns.
>>78918017
I'd love to have another RPG. Either that or a Platinum Character-Action game.
>We will never have weekly episodes
>>78918052
Well considering how valuable his spit is, maybe some of his other fluids have special properties. Somebody has to be there to collect them for experimentation lest the go to waste, am I right?
>>78918017
The battle system is undertale is great, i'd prefer it over another regular turn-based RPG. Don't even need the mercy/act stuff, just the bullet hell/platfortmer minigames would be great.
>>78918026
WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM!!!
>>78918064
>CN will air all of its shows in Bomb formats from now on
The new Dark age is here!
How would you guys feel about an entire episode where jamie plays everyone but steven. Any fighting is cheesy play quality effects, and bad acting. The episode can even have a new intro.
>>78917940
So which is best /ss/ for Steven?
http://strawpoll.me/6516592
>>78918081
That's right. For science!
>>78918052
Isn't his mom also his navel?
Could you do "that" in front of your mom?
>>78918087
this is why no one fucking watches tv anymore.
at least not on actual tv services.
the internet has everything, including original independant content. and ad block.
>>78918094
I miss Jamie edits, but doing it for a whole episode could get old fast.
>>78917978
I don't know, how many wet dreams have you had of your mom?
>>78918094
fund it
but it has to be super overblown fanfiction starring all the gems, all of them, written by Steven and edited by Peridot
>>78918117
Take your headcanon and shove it up your rectum.
>>78918099
bump
>>78918102
>implying rose, fascinated by human behaviors and the relationships between them and her own species would not approve .
if she has some sort of dormant consicousness inside steven's gem, she must have had a field day to be part of stevonnie.
>>78917940
Do you have the one with Amethyst on top of Steven with her finger in his mouth?
Didn't save it.
>>78918126
>dubs bump
unnecessary but convenient . could be lucky, guys
>>78918087
Network TV has learned the wrong lessons from on-demand providers.
They saw people buying blocks of show in one go to binge-watch and thought 'hey, people like concentrated bursts, lets do that'.
What they don't realize is that people buy the whole season from beginning to end and binge at their leisure, not at a timescale they have no control over.
>>78918134
>>78918134
Sorry, I do not.
I must commit sudoku now to make up for this failure.
>>78918124
>headcanon
They are his mother figures.
Guys, I need Pearls
Lot's of Pearls
not the Crystal Gem Pearl, since she's not a new Peal
What happened to the flockdraw?
>>78918119
>>78917920
I know somebody here has it
>>78918017
I really liked this game, the battle system was great and now they can add the other fusions
they could also add the town where you could do sidequests and mini games
>>78918157
Here's a shiny new Pearl with her pet giraffe.
>>78917874
Someone shoop YD's hands on her shoulders with hips positioned juuust so.
>>78917920
This one?
>>78918130
She started an intergalactic war, cried up a reservoir, befriended everything, fell in love with "Mr Universe", and decided to reincarnate into Crayon Shin-chan's body.
I'm not sure anything Rose ever did WASN'T a field day.
I'm not sure
>>78918157
you got it bob
>>78917920
I don't think i have yd but i have this.
>>78918181
Yes, thank you
>>78918168
And the Sky Arena, and the Moon, and the Kindergarten...
Not to mention Stevonnie, Peridot, Pearl and Peri's robots...
There's so much exciting backstory for a new game now, they'd be fools for not cashing in.
>>78918186
>befriended everything
Except for the enemy combatants she poofed/shartted.
>>78918203
That's the thing anon, they ARE fools.
>>78918186
>first time Rose took a big fat crystal shit
>PEARL YOU MUST SEE THIS
>>78918157
be careful what you wish for
>>78917907
Well you see anon, different people post separate things on the internets.
>>78918223
>>78918203
they might do it after yellow diamond's defeat (she'd be the final boss of the game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw
>>78918154
False.
>>78918228
>>78918235
>>78918227
no, surely tumblr, the enemy, is a singular entity, its every action a full consensus
>>78917998
nice face steven
>>78918236
>>78918234
True.
>>78918235
>>78918228
>>78918223
>>78918236
are you TRYING to summon him or what
>>78918247
>Imagine all the Pearls fighting for independence from slavery
>>78918253
>>78918223
>>78918228
>>78918235
not gonna lie, love these
>>78918250
Not true
>>78918258
>>78918263
last one
>>78918254
anon you know they won't unless a diamond tells them to, they are too dependent on steady supply of huge women beating them silly and giving them the crystal cock to survive
>>78918253
>Pearl dressed as Harley Quinn
This is now something I desire to see.
>>78918261
You lie
>>78918260
To be honest, a ton are overdesigned, but at least it fits the general style of the show as opposed to other OC
>>78918269
Do pearls die if they don't get enough abuse? Did Pearl find a way to get around that? Is that why she was able to become a terrifying renegade?
I want to go past a line of pearls, judging them.
>>78918269
even crystal gem poil was fucking riding rose's metaphorical dick, it even says in the extended opening:
"i will fight in the name of rose quartz, and everything that she believed in"
it wasn't "i will fight to free my kin pearls, from the diamond's cruel subjugation"
from the last thread a new edit on veitnam
>>78918292
well they're there, commence the judgment
>>78918223
>>78918228
>>78918228
>>78918235
>>78918236
>>78918247
>>78918253
>>78918258
>>78918263
>>78918267
>>78918285
Why do you think she's so incredibly unstable and thirsty? The second a Diamond comes in with the back of her hand raised and tells her to kneel, her legs are going to buckle and she's going to start leaking like a bad faucet.
>>78918285
Only if the gem is shattered, like all of the gems in the show
so owners are free to beat them into regenerating. I'd like to imagine that Pearls are expensive as even if they are hundreds, compared to an immortal expanding race, its relatively small
>>78918274
You do not dictate the truth.
>>78918254
>Imagine all the Pearls fusing
unnf
>>78918312
You dictate the false.
>>78918309
If it's revealed that Steven is the son of Pink Diamond, how would Pearl react?
>>78918298
Pearl becoming independent will be a continual growth opportunity. The whole Sardonyx fiasco probably wasn't enough to complete it.
>>78918322
All you speak is lies.
>>78917936
>Steven accidentally swallows one of the tear-butterflies
>"Blech! Why is everyone I meet so salty!?"
>>78918324
She may or may not lick Steven's gemstone in his sleep. It won't be sexually motivated, of course.
>>78918337
This is true.
>Pearl has to constantly fight her own inborn nature to not automatically submit slavishly and fawningly to any gem bigger and more dominant than she is, no matter how good it'd feel to finally let go
>>78918349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVfkQH0nPs8
Subtext
somebody requested this like 3 threads ago.
gimme another
if pearl is really white pearl's pearl
why didnt she know how the pyramid worked?
>>78918393
>pearl is really white pearl's pearl
kek
>>78918393
because you keep your pearls in the goddamn lounge to strut about like birds and lick your boots clean not to operate your goddamn superweapons numbnuts
Onion is staring at the last vidya character you played and he's holding his hand out.
What does Onion want from him?
>>78918393
>why didn't white diamond's sex slave know how her pyramids worked
Why would she? Yellow Pearl is a secretary, and Blue Pearl was for decoration. Pearls aren't generals or anything.
>>78918380
Clearly you must draw Lapis Lapissing in the ocean.
>>78918308
>Too poofy
>Too rainy weather
>Too... transexual
>Sure, try to blend in with the background, smart move
>gesundheit
>dress for the job you want right? Get the hell out of here.
>The eighties called, they want their everything back
>hahaha, no
>I didn't know the circus was back in town
>You're a thousand years to early for the monroe look honey
>hate it
>hate it
>hate it
>who let the monkey out of her cage?
>the shrinking violet is soooooo 2008
>trying too hard
>condolences on getting stuck in a block of jelly
>what's up
>with these
>sad sacks?
>you are way too happy
>don't try to act cool hun, you're a gem
>The virgin mother isn't a fashion statement you narcissist
>Help, I'm trapped in the land of pretentious song birds!
>I hope you all realize you're dressing above your rank, except for the hooker. You know who you are.
>>78918425
The keys to my Skell.
He can eat shit.
>>78918425
>Bearer of the Curse
I don't know, his human effigies maybe?
For the past two days I've been pretty intoxicated. Did that supposed former CN worker leaker ever pull through?
>>78918448
Nope, but we do know that Lapis will impregnate Steven's Gem with her mirror.
>>78918425
My golden crossbow?
>>78918429
well done
>>78918448
No. He was a dirty liar, unless you count a few blurry screenshots basic enough to be duplicated in Photoshop in a few minutes to be incontrovertible proof.
>>78918146
>>78917940
Artist of these here. Any SFW /ss/ draw requests?
Going to take a shower first though.
>>78918026
Penis!
I mean, Steven.
>>78918402
pearl is not pink
there is no way she can be a pearl made for rose her colors do not match rose's colors
if she was related to rose or pink diamond she would be pink colored like lion
>>78918425
>Mask of the Betrayer
...Spirit-Eater Onion is what the Diamonds have nightmares of.
>>78918425
my dawn shard?
>>78917992
I love this artist.
>>78918425
fuk u lil boi
>>78918469
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>78918017
An entire game like that giant robot section in R&C2 would make me so happy.
>>78918489
>white pearl's pearl
>white pearl's
>pearl's
I wasn't refering to the headcanon, anon
>>78918502
I am legit laughing
>>78918486
Blue Pearl and Yellow Pearl lustfully asking if they can fuse with Steven.
Yellow Diamond attempting to "purify" Steven.
Pearl asking if she can sleep with Steven (in the literal definition, but Steven thinks she means sex).
>>78918508
>>78918521
I have more
>>78918502
this one always makes me giggle
>>78918486
Amethyst drinking from a straw while the drink is sitting in Steven's lap.
>>78918533
ZHOOOPA
>>78918502
He's great, it's really sad that he got a lot of hate for that one Stevonnie comic.
>>78918486
We know that Peridot has used Steven's toothbrush, you should draw exactly what she used it for and his reaction to that.
It could be just cleaning her gem, or whatever you can imagine her doing with it.
>>78918486
Steven on a date with one of the Gems
>>78918486
Steven and Peridot reenacting Percy and Paulette kissing scene
if not thats cool
>>78918486
Amethyst and Steven in bed watching Crying Breakfast Friends
>>78918486
Armstrong groping Steven.If that's alright...
>>78918544
what Stevonnie one
>>78918536
I think with this one it's the Puma Pummeler that does me in.
>>78918544
what stevonnie comic
>>78918544
What's the stevonnie comic?
>>78918544
Wow I remember this one far before I started to watch the show
>>78918539
Is that a reference to this?
>>78918564
Sadie you're my favorite for a reason
So, I've been starving for good material since this is my first proper hiatus spent knee deep in SU stuff
Anyone have any good Peridot centric fanfiction? Any ship or genre works, it just needs to be good.
>>78918557
>>78918567
I can't find it, but they were asked what they had in their pants so they took a look.
>>78918585
I can't imagine what reason that would be.
>>78918486
Back to supernoobs with you para2
>>78918544
Fuck, I hated that.
>>78918567
>>78918576
People got mad at him for "pedophilia" and other stuff because he drew a joke comic with Stevonnie looking into her shorts.
There was tons of hate for them for doing that.
>>78918583
yes
well it's a double entrende
Garnet got dat throne butt happenin'
>airhorn.wav
>>78918591
Seriously that's it? Geez people really can't take a joke these days
>>78918583
I think it's a reference to when Nikki minage twerked in front of drake? Not sure.
>>78918506
THAT IS A NIPPLE
>>78918564
Pumas are cool.
>>78918585
Would you play video games with her?
>>78918602
>There was tons of hate for them for doing that.
I can't wait to get good at art again so I can tell everything to go deepthroat an electrical pole whenever they get deeply offended by mild jokes
>>78918598
Hey anon
Fug you.
>>78918564
>greg's confused face while imagining rose
>sadie imagining purple puma
yeah, it's pretty great
this one too>>78918544
>>78918613
a very light lime green color too, I like it
>>78918605
Rocks do have the best throne butts desu
>>78918590
I read a fiction last night with Pearl and Peri basically having a sex torture session.
As for how good it is, picture related. I was actually planning on writing one with Peri and Pearl that takes place right after back to the barn but that will come after my current project.
Here you go. http://pastebin.com/Z01KkynK I didn't write this btw.
>>78918590
AO3 has a ton of Peridot stuff, mostly with Lapis. I haven't given it a proper sift in a while, though.
>>78918617
How to get away with talking about sex in a "children's cartoon".
Call it "being player 2"
Call it fusion.
>>78918617
no I would not sex her
I'd rather wingman her
>>78918585
Her dick?
>>78918598
You're still with that?
>>78918630
>>78918590
I probably shouldn't forget the picture when I say picture related.
>>78918630
Peridot is for PURE
Also, I'm slowly going through the more tame stuff I found, but it's generally been stuff that tried so hard but fell short
>>78918633
Ehhhhh, Lapidot isn't exactly my favorite. It's the lowest of ships I like with Peridot, mostly because we really don't know much about Lapis yet.
I do want to see shipping of everything else. Amethyst for goofing off, Steven because it's perfect, Pearl because tech geeks, Garnet because it's fucking Garnet...
I just really like more slow burn stuff.
Hottest Diamond coming through.
Pink'll probably be hotter actually.
>>78918585
>for a reason
which is....?
>>78918486
Adult Connie and Steven in the showe-
>SFW
Whoops. Uhh... Adult Connie relaxing on the beach with Steven rubbing suntan lotion on her back.
>>78918672
I tend to write things from that are more romantic than hardcore or fetish.
>>78918630
>Write horrifying fanfic that wrenches the blackest stains out of my psyche and smears it wetly across psychosexual lesbian rock sadism
>Meanwhile some dude gets ripped for Stevonnie staring down her jorts
ppffffppfpffftttthah
>>78918684
I am a fucking sucker for slower burning romances.
Also, I kinda want to see fics with Peridot just trying over and over again to fuse, but something blunders each time. Who is she gonna be successful with? Who knows?
>>78918690
>Dat image
I like this take on their design.
>>78918694
>the worse comes to pass and Lapis gets a good 7 hours of blackmail material on tape when Peridot comes home fused with her first successful partner
>a chicken
>>78918675
But of course.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/steven_universe%20zone/1
Zone made another picture. He really likes Amydot.
>>78918720
Good
IS THIS HOMEWORLD LAND SO GOOD?
WOULD YOU LEAVE IT IF YOU COULD?
>>78918720
>AmyDot
>Zone
>Those images
I'm sickened
Yet curious
I WANT TO SEE PERIDOTS WEAPON
>>78918613
It is indeed a boober.
>>78918728
Ja, dis Homeworld land ist good!
We would leave if we could.
>>78918731
Well, they're definitely not her Limb Enhancers.
What about a laser rifle?
>>78918728
WHEN YELLOW DIAMOND YELLS, HEY WE NEED MORE SHELLS.
>>78918743
WE HEIL! HEIL! FOR HER WE MAKE MORE CLUSTERS!
>>78918728
I hope this is getting fully animated. It would make me a happy man.
>>78918690
That's the thing about being a nobody anon. I'm sure Tumblr would lynch me for my Ponnie fiction but they will never get the chance.
Plus I wouldn't really give a fuck if they did.
>>78918720
I love the thought of Amethyst introducing Peridot to all the hedonistic pleasures Earth has to offer.
>>78918723
>not a fan of shipping
>don't like fanfics
>just like cartoons and music
Sometimes I wonder why I even come to /sug/.... it's almost identical to mlp
>>78918754
I mean that's all you gotta do is shrug and go "w/e"
The hate means clicks, harvest them
But for real, man, would they hate the shit I wanna do with Stevonnie, the bunch of prepubescent cloistered little weaksauce fucks
Shipping is just a cheap tactic to make boring gems more interesting.
>>78918741
what about a tiny fat zebra, like really tiny, that she rides around on
Does Pearl like hurting other people?
>>78918772
>>78918759
I don't like shipping or fanfiction eitherexcept for fapfiction but that doesn't count fuck youand /sug/ is fine.
Life and death, love and birth, and peace and war on the planet Earth.
>>78918769
Wont deny that, it is fun at times, and nice to see what works and whats a flop
And sometimes I just like Couples being cute
>>78918772
...
>>78918759
Have you seen /mlp/ lately? It's all just fanfiction greentext generals.
>>78918787
Peridot really is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU1BSlir-mk
I really want another song from her. Maybe a song when she confronts Jasper or something in a fight.
So what kind of job Lapis had on Homeworld?
I think she was eather some sort of librarian(she was supposed to be enciclopedia for Steven) orprofessional dancers
>>78918790
>GIVE PAPER ME YOUR CURRENCY
That took a second reading. Cute comic otherwise.
>>78918787
Rape and death and hate and buttsex
and war and genocide on the planet Earth
Is there anything that's worth more than rape and buttsex on the planet Earth?
>>78918787
What is Steven doing to Peridot?
>>78918801
Obviously a messenger. Until they became useless and then she became a camera slave.
>>78918797
The fact a place like that exists just makes me sad.
>>78918799
>Why did we stop working on the drill?
Is this before or after you watched the same episode of Camp Pining Hearts for three days?
>>78918787
Is there anything that's worth more?
>>78918778
>>78918791
she could call it Zoppers and go through a really elaborate dance to summon it
>>78918782
I'd give you some now but I promised I wasn't going to link mine again until I was done with the first two chapters.
>>78918822
Probably before.
>>78918832
Fuck your promises, now i'm interested.
>>78918827
And Pearl gives her a little sword that she can swing about while riding it
>>78918805
Fuck off lapis
>>78918843
of course but then she feeds the sword to Zoppers and it turns into a sword of extreme power and is independently intelligent
>>78918801
Historian or audio-visual scribe sounds about right.
>>78918858
such is the secret power of Zoppers
WEAPON ENHANCEMENT
>>78918822
She was catching all the subtleties.
>>78918759
>>78918818
Nice blog posts
>>78918883
Nice shitpost
>>78918883
nice buttpain, horseposter
>>78918838
I haven't updated this in a long time, I'll have more by this weekend. I'm working on it right now actually.
Tell me what you think I guess, but it's rough and old.
http://pastebin.com/cHNxAxKm
How are the comics? Are they worth reading?