Next thing you know, he'll be giving me a relaxing massage and asking how my day went. I can't deal with this level of cruelty. I beg you, please just stab me a little. Poke me right in the ribcage where the knife stops on bone so that's not lethal, but it will be very painful for a long time. It's the only way I can find peace.
>>77592032
>el of cruelty. I beg you, please just stab me a little. Poke me right in the ribcage where the knife stops on bone so that's not lethal, but it will be very painful for a long time
does that work?
i need to know for personal reasons
>>77592265
Try it! On yourself!
>>77592265
oh god i messed up the quote and now everyone can see what a huge faggot i am
someone kill me now i cant bear this shame
That character is now paired with the next poster's character in an official crossover work.
What is your reaction?
>>77591850
Is it time for that already?
DO YOUR BREATHING
It's coming early!
My goodness!
My Gracious!
When will this day be done?
Will I have a girl or will I have A son?!
>>77591790
https://youtu.be/LckLOD6yF3k?t=29s
So what would this look like today? Who would be in what strength class?
>>77591697
in current marvel, there should be a cosmic weight with characters like Gladiator (kallerk), Blackbolt, starbrand, and other space beings
>>77591697
Jesus, Surfer is so low eventhough back then he was doing shit that should put him up there with Blackbolt at the very least.
>>77591697
>Iron Man is stronger than Thing, Namor, Black Bolt
>Spider-Man is as strong as Cage, She-Hulk, Silver Surfer
>Captain Britain is only as strong as Beast and Jesus
Does anybody else get decompression sickness when reading the works of Mr. Bends?
I get sick from reading his garbage, alright.
>>77591679
The bendsis
> decompressed comics
> Bendis
> Decompression Sickness
> the bends
How the fuck did I never see this pottery before?
When did cartoons stop being about wholesome christian values?
>wholesome christian values
>Wholesome
>Christian
Go back to your cave, Jesus. We're not going to reintroduce pedophilia.
>>77591614
life would be simpler if I could just buy a teen bride for a mule
>>77591666
>666
DAMN IT SATAN I TOLD YOU WE'RE NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN
THE SJW'S WOULD FUCKING KILL ME
Started reading Ultimate Marvel. Is this really just the Bad-Things-Happen-To-Jerk-Versions-Of-Characters Universe? Is there anything else outside of this rec image that is worth checking out?
Ultimate Universe Thread, I guess.
It's not worth it. It'll all end in pain.
>>77591359
I loved the ultimate universe. I didn't like ultimatum, but it did give other writers an opportunity to do something new.
>>77591359
>Ultimate Doomsday Trilogy
HORRIBLE SHIT
This match has been going too long
>>77591337
Don't most gay guys dislike typical yaoi?
hey remember the time in korra where they went "okay, so you know how there are 4 elements, with 1 extension for each for REALLY powerful and skillful benders? yeah fuck that, now they can bend anything even slightly related, fuck it."
wasn't that the BEST?
Hey Autismus Maximus, ever heard of progress
>>77591295
>Wearing slutty clothes that obviously can't keep you warm in freezing conditions.
It triggers my autism when artists do this.
>>77591310
Ever heard of question marks?
So how was Maestro in Secret Wars #7 after the events of Future Imperfect #5? This shit is a massive plot hole as I can't figure out how he's at the main battle.
Story trumps continuity!
>>77591102
Stop reading Marvel Comics
Hickman doesn't read other comics.
what are /co/'s thoughts on the jem comic? is it worth picking up?it can't be any worse than the movie right?
Its pretty good, carries the tone of the cartoon well enough.
>>77590969
I like Sophie Campbell's art. It reminds me Ross Campbell. Wonder if they're siblings...
>>77591518
I wonder if they're same transgender person.
>both Jessica Jones and Daredevil leave the MetLife building as part of the New York skyline, despite being where Avengers Tower is in the MCU
With their budget, couldn't someone have just motioned tracked a stock image in After Effects?
>>77590653
It's the one thing that stopped Daredevil being a 10/10 for me. And will probably be the same thing. It SEEMS trivial but when you are as invested and care about the continuity as much as the story then it just drags you out of it for a few moments...
>>77590653
War between movie and TV division?
>>77590665
No, even Agents had Avengers Tower in a New York skyline shot
Finn really needs a new love interest.
>>77590651
The writers are afraid to give him any development, so he will forever be a sexless child
>>77590651
>romance drama is what made the show unwatchable for a long while
>hey guys I want more of that
Finn doesn't need a love interest. He needs to realize his life sucks and go become a man not be a horny perma adolescent who constantly seeks out or be dragged into new relationships with worse and worse women.
/co/'s favorite book
Morrisonfags are the worst
>>77590310
Yes we know you're the worst, OP
You don't have to continuously make self-loathing threads
>>77590310
Johnsfags only read capeshit
>>77590310
spoken like a true millarfag
