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Black Death in America by Tom King and John Paul Leon
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>>78170915
/CO/ I'm a secret santa to a guy who is 21, but has the intelligence of a 14-15 year old. He likes boobs, action, and slapstick. The problem is that the comic I'd like to get him should contain SIMPLE dialogue. This guy is a gentle giant, sadly, he's also mentally handicapped. He can read, but can't comprehend items someone like Alan Moore might throw into a comic.
Any suggestions would be helpful.
I've been considering Bone, but even that is heavy on dialogue. Thoughts?
>>78170863
How's he feel about gratuitous violence?
There's a Marvel character that's actually named Slapstick. I read a bit of it when it was storytimed here, it was pretty entertaining.
>>78170916
>How's he feel about gratuitous violence?
He's fine with that. He loved the Spiderman movies, Avengers, and loves Teen Wolf on MTV.
Pasqualo causin' all sorts of problems
>>78170821
At least he's gotten better since his cybernetic godhood.
>>78170821
PASQUALO YOU ARE THE PROBLEMS
And then Pasqualo was the goddamn problem
>TFW YKTF
Heh
Its funny because she craves for white cock
Stop reposting this shit.
>>78170793
It's funny because Miles is so shitty and boring he has to have another popular and fun superhero to make him interesting.
Has there ever been a mutant who just lied to everyone and told them they were a mutate?
The difference usually doesn't come up unless they're and actual mutie and Marvel civilians have some kind of 6th sense for bigotry.
Why not just lie and say you're like Spider-Man or something.
>>78170831
That's what OP is saying.
We all know Star Wars will tear these fuckers into pieces. But theres more...
Thanks to the AATC show on Nickelodeon, parents are gonna realize that they don't have to pay $10 a ticket and concessions when they can watch the show for free... Same thing happened to Penguins of Madagascar...
Nickelodeon is so stupid that their airing an 8 hour AATC marathon on December 19th. Thats the movie's opening weekend... Nick is also airing movie commercials with them singing "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie." Gee, I wonder how that will appeal to parents....
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Man haven't you noticed their master setup though? Releasing the same day as Star Wars. This will fuck with every movie theatre, starfags will move into Alvin by mistake, tickets accidentally sold to Alvin and not SW.
This will be the day Alvin wrecks SW.
Is this the third or the fourth? I've lost track of this shit.
Fourth, this franchise has defied the usual Talking animal sequels. Usually first sequels to talking animal movies make 40%-60% less than their first. Like for example, Garfield in 2004 made $75m and Garfield 2 in 2006 made $28m.
Alvin has defied the trend by having the first sequel in 2009 make as much money as the first movie. $217m first movie. $219m 2nd movie.
The 3rd Alvin movie made 40% less than the 1st and 2nd movies with $133m. Still enough for another sequel.
What's the consensus on New X-men? I really liked the kids, Beak, Angel and Fantomex was great. Some of the Cassandra Nova stuff was weird and sometimes it felt like Morrison was pulling twists and resolutions out of his ass (Xorn, Phoenix rewriting history)
Also Beast is kind of a selfish prick isn't he?
>>78170245
>and sometimes it felt like Morrison was pulling twists and resolutions out of his ass (Xorn,
Nah, he'd already set it up right from the start.
>>78170285
is that right?
I like it better as an "Ultimate" or "Earth One", "All-Star", etc, X-men story than as one from their continuity.
ITT: We post the best choices for various lanterns, the catch is that they cannot have been a lantern before in major comics
>who they are
>which lantern color
Pic is Jason Todd, I think he'd make a better Red Lantern than most
Can it be characters other than DC?
I think Cap would either be a Blue Lantern of Hope or a Green Lantern of Willpower.
I really hate the concept of "hope" power, but this is a pretty common sense choice for the Captain America. America, he's about freedom and liberty, doesn't have "powers," but gets a lot of his reputation from what he stands for. In video games, he commonly gives other characters buffs from his "leadership" quality, you can say that he inspires hope in his teammates.
>>78170549
hell yeah
and I could see him as a blue, especially since he's big on defusing situations that are over the top (in most scenarios) nd the blues are the only ones who can remove a reds ring safely
>implying it isn't Dick Rider
Heathcliff is riding on a unicorn.
You can actually pinpoint the second her heart rips in half.
>>78169732
I wonder if they're gonna bring her back
I'm still pissed. Margaret a SHIT.
>>78169732
Why was she dumped again? She was perfect and a cute. CUTE!
Who the fuck even reads Archie?
Scratch that. Here's a better question: Does anyone read Archie other than the same kind of dopey whitebread tedious fucks that watch shit like Glee or Dawson's Creek or the Hunger Games? The kind of sad peon who likes to dream up corny ass high school AUs? Is it the comics equivalent of Grease? Is there anyone who reads Archie that is not, in point of fact, a grade-A milquetoast motherfucker?
>I haven't read Archie vs Predator
How am I supposed to take you seriously, OP?
>>78169657
Old school Archie was the best series ever.
Modern archie is a hipster comic.
>>78169674
I don't think crossovers like that or Archie VS Punisher are a representative sample
Bomango update
Didi loses it
Still no news on the reboot
>tfw you will never have a gogo clone specimen
what happened to will-they-won't-they sad ss in the rain? I think I missed a few panels
>>78169495
They made out and confessed their love for each other.
No, really.
>>78169495
That bit's finished. As far as I can tell, this is just some last minute "finishing up commissions and maybe holiday" stuff before the reboot.
Robot Chicken Christmas Special starting now.
I'd fuck the nerd's mom.
J'ai douché ta mère avec ma foutre
Dead on with the Tom Hanks bit.
Is Harley Quinn worth reading? Any books you suggest?
How would using a light saber like that even work?
>>78169334
>Is Harley Quinn worth reading?
The new stuff? I'd stay away from it . . . the humor is repetitive and drawn out. Beyond that, Harley is kind of just lazing around. She doesn't actually do anything.
>>78169334
If you want to read Harley I suggest reading:
Gotham City Sirens
Harley & Ivy
Harley Quinn (Karl Kesel run)
Batman Adventures (v1-v2)
Gotham Adventures
Injustice Gods Among Us
Can someone post that image of cerebus the aardvark by issue quality?
Also I heard that the first issues are completely different than the ones in the middle/later, like it's more of a straight adventure or something. Would it be ok to start in the middle? At what issue should I start? Which ones should I skip?
General Cerebus thread
It's one arc near the end that's bad.
It starts as like a Conan take off and evolves into it's own epic thing
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is the conan adventure stuff worthwile? what interests me is the epic shit in the middle, but its not like i dont have time on my hands so if its still good i'll try and read straight through
also what's your thoughts on the one issue in question? is that the "feminism" one?
I think it's around #25 that it starts getting a bit more depth. One it gets to Church and State, that's considered its Golden Age. The last 120 issues or so is when it goes off the rails, and if you value your sanity, you won't read too many of the text pieces in each issue.
