Would you?
>>78195422
You know I'd be all ogre her bruh, I'd fucking shreck that ass.
>>78195422
What wouldn't I?
>tfw your waifu will never lay fat ogre dumps on your face while you do a bad donkey impression
LOL
Because the anon who beat me to that only posted an iPhone screenshot incomplete.
>The Dark Knight struck again in November, with the first issue of the revival of Frank Miller's 1980s classic take on Batman selling more than 440,000 copies into the Direct Market. That's according to Comichron's estimates based on charts released this morning by Diamond Comic Distributors. Click to see the estimated sales for comics shipped in November 2015.
>Orders of Dark Knight III: The Master Race #1 were more than double the preorders for Dark Knight Strikes Again #1, back in December 2001; that title, which was priced nearly two dollars higher at $7.95, had first-month sales to retailers of more than 187,300 copies. In all, orders for Dark Knight III and the reprint volumes of earlier Dark Knight editions accounted for 5.35% of all dollars in the Direct Market in November; that would be enough to make those titles alone the fourth largest publisher in the industry last month. DC's market share without it would have been exactly 21%.
?Marvel's relaunch continued to give comics sales a boost, 13 titles had sales over 100,000 copies, 11 of them from Marvel. Marvel's dollar sales within the Top 300 Comics grouping set a new high mark for the publisher in the Diamond Exclusive Era, as did its dollar sales when the Top 300 Graphic Novels are added to that grouping.
>An ongoing thread to 2015 continued: Whereas in recent times the unit sales numbers at the top of the charts have been flattening while the sales of the lower tier titles have been increasing, the opposite has been true for most of this year. The 300th place title had orders of 4,197 copies, the lowest figure seen since March 2013. (Click to see the list of 300th place titles across time.) A lot has to do with the smaller number of titles Marvel and DC are offering: as almost everything those publishers produce charts in the Top 300, things drop off a little faster when their release slates shrink.
>The aggregate changes are as follows:
>TOP 300 COMICS UNIT SALES
>November 2015: 8.3 million copies
>Versus 1 year ago this month: +23%
>Versus 5 years ago this month: +51%
>Versus 10 years ago this month: +28%
>Versus 15 years ago this month: +45%
>YEAR TO DATE: 81.22 million copies, +7% vs. 2014, +28% vs. 2010, +17% vs. 2005, +27% vs. 2000
>ALL COMICS UNIT SALES: November 2015 versus one year ago this month: +18.19%
>YEAR TO DATE: +5.45%
>TOP 300 COMICS DOLLAR SALES
>November 2015: $34.73 million
>Versus 1 year ago this month: +38%
>Versus 5 years ago this month: +72%
>Versus 10 years ago this month: +79%
>Versus 15 years ago this month: +124%
>YEAR TO DATE: $321.02 million, +12% vs. 2014, +42% vs. 2010, +59% vs. 2005, +83% vs. 2000
>ALL COMICS DOLLAR SALES: November 2015 versus one year ago this month: +30.05%
>YEAR TO DATE: +7.54%
>TOP 300 TRADE PAPERBACK DOLLAR SALES
>November 2015: $7.12 million
>Versus 1 year ago this month: -19%
>Versus 5 years ago this month: -1%
>Versus 10 years ago this month, just the Top 100 vs. the Top 100: -4%
>Versus 15 years ago this month, just the Top 25 vs. the Top 25: -46%
>YEAR TO DATE: $82.21 million, unchanged vs. 2014
>ALL TRADE PAPERBACK SALES: November 2015 versus one year ago this month: -17.50%
>YEAR TO DATE: +2.24%
>TOP 300 COMICS + TOP 300 TRADE PAPERBACK DOLLAR SALES
>November 2015: $41.85 million
>Versus 1 year ago this month: +23%
>Versus 5 years ago this month: +43%
>Versus 10 years ago this month, counting just the Top 100 TPBs: +52%
>Versus 15 years ago this month, counting just the Top 25 TPBs: +136%
>YEAR TO DATE: $403.22 million, +9% vs. 2014
>ALL COMICS AND TRADE PAPERBACK SALES: November 2015 versus one year ago this month: +13.84%
>YEAR TO DATE: +5.89%
>Only $14 million in orders are needed in December for 2015 to top 2014. Comichron projects that 2015's Direct Market sales will finish at around $570 million, up by about 6%, or $30 million.
Highlights:
>Marvel may be exaggerating Vader Down #1's received orders
>Batman outsold ASM again
>Invincible Iron Man crashes into top 30, outsold by Venom and Howard
>Hawkeye still sells decently, even beating The Walking Dead
>Batman Europa outsold Ms. Marvel
>Decent debuts for Spider-Woman and Drax
>BKV still sells to this day
>American Alien outsold Uncanny Inhumans
>Vision outsold Superman, but don't worry, the latter will be back in proper costume in March
>Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur Marvel's worst-selling November debut
>James Bond outsold Paktion
>Unbeatable Squirrel GIrl Marvel's second lowest-seling ANAD #2, outsold by Angela Queen of Lel
>Red Hood/Arsenal fell to below twenty thousand orders
>Omega Men's sales are Vertigo-tier but outsold Doomed anyway
>Doctor Fate closer to cancellation numbers
>Telos officially cancelled with the March issue because of shit sales
>American comics anthologies a shit sales-wise again
>Rick & Morty Vol. 1 had a decent debut
>The English Eternaut HC severely underperformed
>No Battleworld and Warzones TPs outside top 100 with A-Force Warzones topping their group
>USG trades hanging on
>Yo-kai Watch English-translated tankobon flopped
>>78192745
>Marvel may be exaggerating Vader Down #1's received orders
What did they say it was?
She looked like a loving mother except for the whole stay in the tower thing. What do you think.
Rapunzel was the real villain.
it was pretty ambiguous but the takeaway from the movie was that Gothel's obsession for the flower's vitality-renewal was the reason for kidnapping Rapunzel and raising her as a daughter. To Gothel, Rapunzel was seen as the flower first, adoptive daughter second.
I do wish they had fit in some much needed dialogue at the end to better explain Gothel's motives and elaborate their relationship falling apart, but whatever. Maybe Disney didn't want their villain to be even remotely sympathetic as usual so her death would be easier to accept by the audience.
Her teasing Rapunzel in the beginning did contribute to Rapunzel's cute naivety and eagerness to learn about the world outside, though. Gothel definitely contributed to raising a cute daughter.
>>78190127
I'm just surprised by how nobody ever said they'd fuck her. Chick is hot.
>The animal understands human language
>>78189767
>bitches about intelligent animals
>in a story that revolves around 70 foot hair that heals injuries when its owner sings
I'm usually that guy who bitches about how magic should have rules, and even I think you're making a fuss over nothing. Shut the fuck up.
>>78189767
And that's wrong because?
>>78189767
Are you implying animals DON'T understand human language? A lot of mammals and birds can recognize hundreds of words and even develop an ability to understand tone in speech patterns.
Just post fun adorable moments, if you want. Just finished this IDW run of TMNT... Alopex and Raph are ridiculous(ly cute.).
>>78198834
From TMNT or anything?
>>78198834
Hawt toitle un focks aktiun.
>>78198834
Alopex is cute.
How does he ride a flying ant when he has the same mass because only his density changes when he shrinks?
pym particles
>>78198650
came here to post this
thread's over
they're giant ants that are shrinked too
ITT: good /co/ songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJmfuEWR8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmORatsGUC8
Honestly anything from Over the Garden Wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZsTXIQIB3Y
Fuck the haters. This shit got me so hype before every episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR46WbmYFyQ
This is the best Iron Man look even still, I never got the whole long donkey face look his face armor always goes for these days, his new armor is ass too
Also, general costume shit you like/hate....tacticool really bugs me, I don't see how Captain Americas suit "can't work"
If this Scarecrow would tossed on a shirt I would dig the design.
>>78197632
>metal muscles
>appears to be wearing tights
It's shit.
Best Iron Man and best Venom
>>78197675
I dug that one too
>>78197687
Comic designs don't need to make sense, they need to look nice.
Does Matt have a canon haircolor ?
iv'e seen it often change from Ginger to Blonde to even brown
does he dye allot or is it just inconsistency?
>>78197627
He's ginger. You're right this doesn't deserve its own thread.
>>78197627
He dyes his hair but being blind is a problem, so that is why his hair changes color.
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how does cyclop's optic blast suddenly stop by either closing his eye lids or putting on glasses?
Apparently, someone have found this picture on a facebook profile. These are the prototype titles for all the episodes in S7. Here are some notes:
>TROTVK is obviously Stakes;
>Dirt Beer Guy is Cherry Cream Soda;
>Normal Man seem to be an episode about Magic Man;
>Really, really scared about the "Crossover" episode;
>"Preboot" and "Reboot" seem to be a two-part season finael
>tfw you see all these titles and you're excited for none of them
Hope Creepy Girl's hot
>another fucking graybles episode
Beyond the Grotto of the something something?
>>78197380
It makes me excited to see all these names and have no idea what it could be about
I wish I were dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_lZ8Sxueic
>>78196308
>those fart jokes
>those lyrics
The lyrics are so fucking simplistic and ham-fisted it sounds like a 5 year old wrote them.
Man the Disney Junior animation style in shows like this and Jake & the Neverland Pirates is so strange to watch in motion
>>78196363
It's no Doc McStuffins.
frittata
You some kind of ooga booga chinaman?
WHAT DOTH LIFE
Clo x Adrien for purest ship?
>Both have blonde hair and blue eyes
>Pure French roots
>Live luxuriously
>>78195304
Not to mention Clo is prettier than Ladybug. Marinette isn't even French.
>>78195304
>>Both have blonde hair and blue eyes
>>Pure French roots
>>78195335
Wait she isn't french?
Venture Bros. thread
Who hype for season 6?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t_O5D-Af2A
>>78193225
It's hard to hype Venture Bros. All its fans get pretty easily burnt out.
Still 3 months to go.
>>78193301
Exactly, I won't believe it's really out until it's fully buffered on my computer
>>78193225
Yes I'm hyped friend
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