Is Rinnie RIP?
>>80794201
I hope not.She's my waifu.
Art still looks really sketchy. Didn't something happen to the artist's hand?
>>80794201
Rinne is going to be forced into a lesbian relationship with a crazy psychopath because if not her friend who she lives with will kill her.
Sounds good?Two years after the Kryptonian invasion, Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) continues protecting the world as Superman, but his destructive battle in Metropolis, which led to mass casualties and widespread property damage, has made him a controversial figure, whom many blame for the catastrophe, among them billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck), who secretly defends Gotham City as Batman, and whose methods have become increasingly violent after the death of his partner, Robin. Kent believes Batman to be a dangerous vigilante, but his attempts to expose him through the Daily Planet newspaper are stonewalled by editor-in-chief Perry White (Laurence Fishburne).
Superman causes an international incident by rescuing his girlfriend, Lois Lane (Amy Adams), who was in Africa investigating advanced military-grade weaponry that is being supplied to terrorist organizations, promption Senator Caroline Finch (Holly Hunter) to summon him to testify before a Congress hearing on Washington, D.C. She approaches technology mogul Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisemberg) to create a counter-measure against Superman, and Luthor arranges for samples of Kryptonite salvaged from the blast radius of Zod's failed terraforming attempt in the Indian Ocean to be brought to Metropolis, in exchange for access to Zod's corpse and the Kryptonian scout ship salvaged from the battle in Metropolis. They also recruit accountant Wallace Keefe (Scoot McNairy), who blames Superman for the loss of his legs, to testify in their favor during the hearing.
Wayne attends a party promoted by Luthor in order to retrieve data from LexCorp's mainframe, but while he's discussing the validity of Batman's actions with Kent, the device is stolen by mysterious antiques dealer Diana Prince (Gal Gadot), though Wayne later retrieves it from her.
Upon decrypting the data, he finds out about Luthor's experiments with Kryptonite and his ongoing investigation on metahumans, among them Diana, an immortal Amazonian warrior, speedster Barry Allen (Ezra Miller), atlantean Arthur Curry (Jason Momoa) and cyborg Victor Stone (Ray Fisher). Wayne then experiences visions of a post-apocalyptic world ruled by Superman, and is alerted by a time-displaced Allen that a woman's survival is instrumental to prevent the nightmarish outcome, which further fuels Wayne's rage at Superman. He intercepts a LexCorp convey transporting the Kryptonite shipment, but is unable to steal it due to Superman's intervention. Meanwhile, Finch finds out about Luthor's plan to use the Genesis Chamber aboard the scout ship to create a living weapon against Superman.
At the Congress hearing, while Superman is debating his role in the world with Finch, Luthor detonates a bomb embedded in Keefe's wheelchair, killing all therein and further damaging Superman's public image. Batman then steals Kryptonite to create weapons against Superman, while Luthor kidnaps Superman's mother, Martha Kent (Diane Lane). Lois is captured while pursuing a lead that connects Luthor to the weapons supplies and used to lure Superman into LexCorp Tower, where Luthor gives Superman an hour to fight Batman to the death before Martha is executed.
Superman confronts Batman in an abandoned building, but is disabled by Kryptonite and beaten. As Batman prepares to impale him with a Kryptonite spear, Superman pleads for him to save his mother, and when Lois arrives to reveal the truth, Batman leaves to rescue Martha, while Superman confronts Luthor, who unleashes his monster, Doomsday, into Metropolis. Superman takes it to the abandoned Stryker's Island, where he battles it aided by Batman and an arriving Diana, but Doomsday only becomes more powerful with each attempt to destroy it. Superman then retrieves the Kryptonite spear, weakening himself in the process, and sacrifices himself to impale Doomsday with it, while Doomsday fatally stabs him with his spikes, mutually killing one another.
Luthor is arrested once Lois exposes his illegal activities, and Batman confronts him in prison, where Luthor gloats about turning the scout ship into a beacon to lure other extraterrestrial enemies to Earth.
After Superman's funeral, Wayne voices his plans to assemble a team of metahumans consisted of himself, Diana, Allen, Curry and Stone to protect Earth in Superman's absence. After the mourners have departed, however, an increasingly stronger heartbeat begins echoing from Superman's grave.
anon, how do you know all of this?
So, Wonder Woman is one of the most inconsistently written characters ever. People don't actually seem to give a hoot about the character so DC tries to change her up every few years to try and make her cooler or whatever.
Sometimes she's a golem, sometimes she's ares' or Zeus' or Hades' daughter, sometimes she can fly, other times she has to use an invisible jet, sometimes she has a secret identity and other times she don't, etc, etc.
What I want to know, /co/, is what is YOUR favorite, or even ideal version of Wonder Woman? What do you think is the best version or depiction of the character and why?
The problem with Wonder Woman is she's supposed to be a female hero.
Then the feminists got hold of her and suddenly they wanted her to be a bra burning female empowerment fantasy, rather than a BDSM fantasy as per the intentions of the original creator. They wanted a Wonder Woman that platformed their crap.
Then the gay feminists got hold of her and wanted her to be their radical lesbian icon, so they wanted more emphasis on Amazonia and living apart from men.
Then the transvestites got ahold of her and wanted her to wear more costumes they'd look cute crossdres- I mean, cosplaying in.
Thematically adding the greek gods to a setting with Batman and Superman is like adding Rainbow Bright to a noir movie, or adding your 8 year old little sister to a play you and your teenage friends are making because mommy said she had to be included, and all she wants to play is a fairy princess, no matter how it clashes with the rest of the world.
So what we get is an odd looking inconsistent sloppy mess of a character where her biggest fans don't even buy or read or like comics and while they all sit under the Wonder Woman tent, they all pretend they're equal fans, even though they're pretty much horribly solipsistic and only want one kind of Wonder Woman without the others. And they want it to make SENSE.
My ideal Wonder Woman would get rid of the Greek Gods narrative, but keep the themes. It'd keep the magic, but lose the divinity. Wonder Woman is now a member of a 'species' of magical golem from an alien race of psykers. The Amazons are carved from the image of a Greek sorceress who had contact with eldritch, magical beings that played fuckshit games with Europeans because why not, being petty assholes for the fun of it is like burning ants under a magnifying glass.
Compliment her setting with Zatanna, Dr. Fate and pair her up for Dagon punching adventures with Aquaman. Make her a tangentially related force to Shazam. Suddenly her roster is relatable.
Azzarellos run on WW is THE difinitve run. That is my favorite version outside of the animated justice league series.
So, what is /co/'s opinion on Heavy Metal/Metal Hurlant?
Problematic, I'm glad this kind of trash died off.
>>80905410
Heres your reply. The magazine is still going strong and the movie has recently been released on Blu Ray.
I really liked it, I still have the VHS.
Some segments kinda drag on, though.
>serious reboot
>never call the hero by his comic book name except ironically
>call hero by name ironically at first, then it sticks and the use it straight from then on
I like it this way.
>>80793187
It's been 16 years and I'm still butthurt.
>>80793187
>they say the superhero name
>say it's stupid
>becomes a running joke about how it's stupid
So...should Frank get his own Netflix series?
>>80902455
Id dig one. but it'd need multiple stories or have to be like six episodes. Cos Frank has no Arc beyond the threadbare one they had in DD season 2. It's kind of his deal and for 13 hours it might get tiresome.
No.
>>80902455
MICRO
What does that mean?
Since I guess he isn't suppose to put it in the microwave.
This guy needs a reboot
>Apache Chief
I can tell you what's going to happen. They're either going to go PC as fuck and make him 1/300th Cherokee to not offend anyone or they're going to turn him into a perpetual white guilt machine. Welcome to 2016 Captain Walker.
>>80791450
>whitewash ingredients him is a pc solution
how? people are offended when they think a black person is too light for a character, they'd flip their shit if you actually made a non white character mostly white
>>80791450
>they're going to turn him into a perpetual white guilt machine.
sure why not, Injuns actually have a reason to be salty
Make room for Shebang!
>>80789277
God I loved me some Ebon
>>80789344
I was crazy about Ebon's design and powers when I was younger.
>>80789344
>most intimidating villain out/ 10
It just gets worse and worse.
Boo hoo I'm a little bitch who still cares about PPG even though it's not made for my age range. Please fuck my face, mouth, and anus. Also, I'm OP.
Why waste energy hating on a show that clearly wasn't made for you?
What are the expectations for this? It is extremely overlook despite being less than two months away.
A new trailer is reportedly dropping after tomorrow, BTW.
>>80788956
It's coming out around the same time as BvS and CW. It's got a lot of competition.
I want to get my hopes up but Apoc seems too small, some of the dialogue seems really plain and un-creative, and Jlaw's acting is somehow getting worse.
>>80789122
>Jlaw's acting is somehow getting worse.
The more famous she gets the less she has to try.
LET'S PLOT A COURSE
WITH A PICKLE ON TOP
>>80788726
INTERCOURSE
We give the dog the dick.
Is this the comfiest base of operations?
>>80787920
I just noticed there is basically zero insulation in Steven's house. It must be unbearable in the summer and winter.
Comfy status: BUSTED.
>Don't eat the Fish Tacos Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 12: "Inside Man" [Mar 15th]
Coulson and General Talbot are forced to team up and attend a worldwide symposium on Inhumans, where they suspect Malick has an inside man. As the S.H.I.E.L.D. team gets closer to the truth, an unexpected traitor is revealed.
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
By the way, I think a few people mentioned the streams were shit. If you have better ones, please post them
>>80787091
Just torrent the episodes. 720p HEVC maybe.
So with Daisy and Lincoln hooking up, which one will end up getting possessed by HiveWard and brought back with the power of love bullshit?
Where was Hal during JLU? Why didn't he exist?
Different continuity. Not every character has to exist. Jason Todd didn't.
>>80786582
More than likely DC mandate. They previously used Kyle Rayner in STAS, but gave him Hal's origin.
John was made the GL literally for diversity. And while a lot of anons like to bitch about this, I dunno, I liked how they handled John, particularly his dynamics within the group. He was basically an original character on JLU anyway.
>>80786665
>>80786665
Yeah, I really like John I think he's a good GL. Hell I'd be okay with the remake of the GL movie having John as the GL.
Can we have a JLU thread?
Find a flaw /co/.
He's not buttfucking me in the butt.
He's too perfect.
