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"Hey dude, Lex Luthor kidnapped my mommy and he wants me to fight you otherwise he'll kill her, can we please try to be reasonable before we try to kill each other?"
WAS THIS SO FUCKING HARD?
*and her name is Martha
ftfy
>>81259849
post yfw Joker's real name is Martha Marthovic
>>81259821
Did you watch the movie?
>Bruce, you were right, listen to me, come on, don't make this hard, help me
He tried, Bruce attacked everytime
>Yfw your seven year old sister has Disney headcanons
The internet is just inflating power levels across the world and a I love it.
How co is your family?
Never mind that, I want to know your sister's headcanon!
All of my family is Dead. so i dont know.
>>81259525
Hnggggggg i just know Rapunzel got some nice Tits.
So Superman can hear everything, right?
Why doesn't he stop the alcoholic father from raping his six year old daughter?
Or have a stern talking to the billionaire cheating loyal workers out of their pensions?
Or stand in front of the crowbar Joker was using to beat Jason Todd to death?
Why don't you?
>>81259382
because he can't hear everything
>>81259464
You hear enough.
First two minutes of the next episode are up: http://b.1339.cf/evulxqz.mp4
>Synopsis: At the top of Dead Mountain, Finn discovers a treasure that comes with a terrible price.
>Don’t Look premieres Saturday, April 2nd at 7/6c on Cartoon Network
>>81258791
Is it meant to look like a skull in the thumbnail? Because it does.
Previously in x-men!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkL2-vh2Sk
Nanananana Tatatatata
X-men
Marvels gonna take you back to the past, to read the shitty comics that sucked ass.
Cyclope
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/x-men/x-men_apocalypse/jennifer-lawrence-seems-to-have-changed-her-tune-about-a132811
>Several of the main cast members' (including Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy and Nicholas Hoult) contracts will be up, and Jennifer Lawrence seemed to show little interest in reprising the role of Mystique in a past interview - in fact she flat out stated that this would be her “last one, sadly”
>Well, perhaps her experiences shooting this latest X-flick changed her mind, because now she sounds only too happy to return for another run in the blue paint. “I am dying to come back,” the Academy Award winner tells Empire “I love these movies, I love being in them. I love ensemble movies because it’s not on anyone’s shoulders."
>yfw
Do you think it's easier for actors in ensemble films?
It seems like less filming for each individual member.
Fuck her. Mystique can be played by anyone.
I hope she doesn't return.
And boom goes the dynamite.
>>81258215
So thats how they work... you know they really do seem a little overpowered for close-range self-defense, are all the housewives raving about them as the latest thing never actually had to use them before?
well, there's goes the shaped charge idea. That is...REALLY a bad self defense weapon
>>81258265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhEH6MvNWIw
Why, I do believe it's time for Doctor Who!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpuIqDKErk
But enough about me, how's your day been?
Now that we've seen Zod destroy half of Metropolis in Man of Steel.
And Doomsday destroy half of Gotham in Batman v Superman.
Are you excited to see Darkseid destroy half the planet in the Justice League?
DESTRUCTION FUCK YEAH! Can't wait to order those Justice League tickets!
>>81257104
>Are you excited to see Darkseid destroy half the planet in the Justice League?
Just Half?
>>81257104
Hyperbole much?
Will Snyder have anything to do with the movie?
>>81193133
>>81197348
>>81221169
The bell has been rung! How do you expect Snyder to handle Darkseid?
Poorly
>>81256418
Demonically.
Depressingly poorly.
With some poorly thought out Christian analogies.
ITT: cartoon characters you could probably beat in a fight
Riley isn't someone you beat up. Riley is someone you bully relentlessly into low self-esteem and self harm. Watch her transform from a happy go lucky pre-teen to a brooding, defeated, self loather.
>>81256354
This should happen to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZB5LTbp_g
>obligatory mention of venom symbiote was misunderstood
Why does Spidey always have to die ;-;
>>81255879
>We'll never get A Spider-Corps book with Peter as the leader after returning angrily from the events of Superior
>>81255908
I must be the only one who enjoyed this costume - for a reboot and different version of the character, it certainly served its purpose. Iconic, but imaginative. Similar, but not more of the same.
Bump for symbiote harem
You rightfully ignore the whispering from the potted plant and proceed towards your goal of getting a corn dog in the food court. Strange, this door is locked. You take another route. Another barred door. Your path seems to wind endlessly until you are funneled into a small room that is empty except for a small, ornate cake on a lone table and a banner that reads, "Surprise and Congratulations!"
"Ronnie, those two are cousins. What are you doing?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUXKUcsvhQc
>>81255051
>the entire joke is based around Americans mispronouncing my language
REEEE and all that.
So how do you feel about DC revealing Joker's true identity?
Good idea, bad idea?
Any speculation on why Bruce was so shocked?
>>81254842
Was that guy actually the Joker or a fake out?
>>81254842
>Any speculation on why Bruce was so shocked?
that he was not only shocked, but had no idea what it even meant means the Chair's answer was something other than a name.
doesnt matter, it wont have any impact on future stories anyway
