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Alright you fucking donkeys, the orders just arrived. >10
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Alright you fucking donkeys, the orders just arrived.

>10 dubs
>4 trips
>1 quad
>69 GET

GET TO WORK, YOU LAZY WANKERS!
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>>694652568
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>>694652568
No you
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>>694652568
yes chef
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Cooking intensifies
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>>694652568
I just got fired today from a sous chef position at a 4 star restaurant in Monterey CA.

Ask me anything.
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>>694652568
hello one dubs coming right up
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>>694652969
ingredients in a krabby patty?
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>>694652729
>>694652803
You lazy donkeys better get your asses up or count yourself out of this competition!
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>>694653052
Crab, relish, mayo, rising flower, corn starch, salt, black pepper, celery seed, celery..... maybe shallots
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>>694652568
you're doing it wrong, op
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IS ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING THREAD OR DO I HAVE TO MAKE ALL THIS SHIT MYSELF?
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Okay Adolf, don't fuck this up, keep the oven at a stable temperature...
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>>694654496
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Don't worry guys, I've got this
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>>694655655
So close to quints. I'll roll again for the glory of the chef.
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here's your dubs chef, these are dubs ,right?
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>>694652568
Yes Chef trips up!
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>>694654496
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>>694656514
brutal
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>>694652568
I made this chef!
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>>694652568
Order up, chef!
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>>694652969
This was suposed to be second summer of me working at this place, this year boss told my friend that I dont come cuz im lazy. I can cook and I do work, he told that so he can give his fucking son a job
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Order up!
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why for the glory of satan of course
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Mmmm~ I got something you can eat, chef. <3
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>>694657951
I'll have what she's having
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>>694652568
you got it chef
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>>694652568
One set of subs chef
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>>694652568
YES CHEF
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Here's your pizza, chef!
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>>694657569
Excellent! I'm working on the sauce.
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Here you are chef. Perfect trips.
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>>694652568
Chef, you're acting like American Gordon Ramsey again. Have a snickers.
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>>694652969
4 star means nothing, you were probably a shoemaker. the only real stars are THE stars.
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>>694658904
Much better.
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>>694652568
Fresh dubs chef
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>>694652568
Rollin'
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Okay chef my stand pearl jam should take care if this
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>>694660793
Fuck let try again chef
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>>694660873
Please ramsey-chan
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Order is served! Move on boys! We got this!
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>>694660957
Nononono
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roller chan
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>>694660994
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>>694661048
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>>694652568
ugh
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>>694660969
Damn we already have two 69! Working on these dubs!
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>>694654035
YES CHEF!
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we're out of trips chef
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>>694652568
Gordon I have been watching you teach the american pigs on your show lately since someone put all the EPs on YouTube I love you
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>>694652568
Starting in on the 69, chef!
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>>694661222
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>>694661248
I'll put some sauce on
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So lame.
In the meantime, in just 15 minutes I've got these deliciuos couple of trips.
You seem a bit quesy, mates! Again with the loser chef, aren't you?
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>>694661222
What about those trips!?
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>>694661400
They were the last ones you nonce
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>>694661222
Trips are done, chef!
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>>694652568
Heard chef!
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got
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HERE'S YOUR 69 CHEF
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>>694661384
GET THIS BLOODY WANKER OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!
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>>694661455
Nice dubs Raj! Finally you do something productive, lazy fucker!
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FUCK OFF STEAMING CUNTE
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>>694661812
Thanks, boss!
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>>694657717
>>694661222
You and You! Come here.
Taste it! Tell me what they taste like...
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Okay.
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no quads yet?
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>>694657717
>>694661222
Do they taste like Quads to you?!
TASTE IT!
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>>694662343
I got em right here!
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>>694662141
>>694661222
What is this bland shit? If I wanted to feel nothing today I would have just watched Bambi
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Some quads chef
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>>694652568
Looking for some more trips, chef!
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Here you go chef
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>>694662141
>>694661222
Now get the fuck back and start all over again! Give some quads!

>>694662492
SOMEONE GET BACK THIS CHILDREN BACK INTO THE ISLE OF COLORED BALLS!
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>>694658904
Much better
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quads on the way chef!
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CHEF HERES UR PIZZA
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Uh! Wonderful!
Maybe I can help with my cuisine!
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May I help you?
I hear you need help with cooking
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>>694663370
LAST I CHECKED, YOU ARE DEAD, MADAME! KINDLY GET BACK IN THE GRAVE!

WHERE'S MY TRIPS!?
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Chef, It's done. My trademark drink, the Macho Mojito, bet you dont know what the secret ingredient is boss.
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newfag dub master here
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Coming right up
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>>694663997
You overcooked those dubs.
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I'VE GOT THAT SHIPMENT OF QUADS YOU ORDERED
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Rollin' Chef.
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Yes Chef
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i am the master chef
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Well well well
This cooking job is getting harder than I thought
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is it good chef?
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60 seconds chef
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i cooked so much shit up i dont need dubz
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>>694663982
Take a sip, you handsome devil you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8
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69 get
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Just saying
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fresh out of 69 chef
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cooking up some dubz
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going streaking through the quad
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guess ill do it myself
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>>694664599
>>694664633
checked, hand over those and give me quads
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we need trips mods
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trip
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So you are saying my quadshit ain't the purest available?!?
Say my name! SAY IT!
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slow tonight
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Roll Roll Rollin fuck you.

>>694664813
Walter Black
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>>694652969
oh shit, montery fag here
what restaurant?
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tasty
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meh
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I CANT COOK FOR SHIT IM
SORRY
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YOU BLOODY WANKER
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>>694664766
fatality
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>>694652568
IM JUST HERE TO SERVE THE DUBS
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books
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>>694652568
No u
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ok
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>>694652969
how much cum did you add to the soup? was it for flavor or on accident?
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rollin for gordon
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>>694652568
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>>694652969
are you a dirty mexican?
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black livers matter
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>>694652969
did you try fucking the boss to not get fired?
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>>694664521
Do you like the taste chef!!!?? I harvested seed myself, homegrown, all-natural.
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Do it quick doc!
Soon the police will be here!
They heard you are cooking those quads!
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Here's the dubs boss
>>694653299
>>694655655
>>694658200
>>694658966
>>694660788
>>694661400
>>694661455
>>694663911
>>694664177
>>694664599
And the 69:
>>694652969
We're still cooking up the trips and quads boss. We finished a trip though.
>>694661222
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Quads comin right up
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>>694654496
Nice that made my night thank you
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>>694665552
so close
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ahhhh day of rage!!!!!!
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>>694664872
You are goddamn right!
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>>694652568

order up
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you wanted quads chef?
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I'll start working on the trips
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>>694652568
Order up chef!
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Check this trips
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pan seared quads coming up
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>>694652568
Here chef
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>>694665788
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>>694665888
RIGHT ON TIME
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>>694652568
This is cold, chef!
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>>694665888
My beautiful trips
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>>694665888
checked
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>>694665888
>>694665899
Well done
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>>694661222
>>694665888
WE NEED 2 MORE
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Uh is this good enough chef?
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You have problem with quads! Here! Take this cucumber! Make it a delicious quad soup!
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>>694666186
Its raw you doughnut!!!!
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I've got some repeating digits for you chef
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Can we just serve the customer the 666666 coming up soon?
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>>694666186
no you piece of shit, this is how, learn you fucking nigger.
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WE ARE ONE QUAD BEHIND, MATES, COME ON!
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Do I know the recipe
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>>694666261
You're fucking lying
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>>694666261
Overcooked, touch it! It's like fucking rubber!
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>>694666293
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my neme is chef
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>>694666393
Oh fuck, I overcooked them.
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Krabby PATTY
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>>694652568
worker bees steal steez
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>>694666555
checked
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Are we getting 666666?
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Overcooked quads, coming up!
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>>694666555
Nice dub trips
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>>694665552
Sorry chef burnt my quads working on 694666666
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SIX
I
X
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Extra Roll, Chef!
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Check this then
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>>694666555
brittanys on a roll tonight my good luck little bitch
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i want a raise chef
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I'm the new owner of the restaurant. Ramsey, how are my orders going?
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Just in time
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666666 czech em
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SOME TRIPS COMIN RIGHT UP BOSS
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we fucked up chef>>694666710
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Coming right up chef
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>>694666710
We need another set of trips and quads.
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>>694666555
brittany is gonna suck off all of 4chan or as she calls it "channel four" if we complete this !
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>>694652568
ez trips get
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>>694666555
Ok we 're still waiting for.1 trips and 1 quads, let's go!
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>>694652568
I know how to make quads, just add 2 dubs together

Also who got >>666666666
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all right trips
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>>694667094
deez nutz
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Goddamnit /b/
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The order has been in for almost 2 hours!!!! What in the fuck are you lazy bastards doin?
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>>694666666
test
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Fuck off, Gordan.
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>>694667113
dammit I overcooked them by 2
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>>694666666
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Common
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>>694667334
just a little overcooked try again man
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Chef!
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Did someone get the damn quads out of the fridge?
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>>694667246
INTRUDER!
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Plz
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Cmon guys we only need a trip and a quad. Can't be too hard right?
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>>694667776
damn

>>694667777
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>>694667776
GOD DAMNIT CHEF!!!
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>>694667774
Got em right here boss
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>>694667776
undercooked
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>>694667874
shut up bus boy
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Mindfucked
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>>694667774
mfw you missed quads
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>>694667993
You can't even fucking cook dubs
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>>694667920
>>694667930
>>694667976
forgive me lads
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Rolling for chef
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Rolling, also group advertising
https://telegram.me/galleryfreedom
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>>694668175
You did your best, chef
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I worked overtime for these trips chef.
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>>694668388
we already filled the order for dubs
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If we don't hurry up and get these orders out chef's gonna kick us out again
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Order of trips coming right up chef
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>>694668655
Mynameachef
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YES CHEF!
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