a real one

>>694658188
One that exists

a real one

>>694658272
I'm dead

>>694658272
lol

a black one (no aids)

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this kind

>>694658889
Is pillow princess a term I can use for a straight girl?

>>694658188
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One with a lot of money who rarely talks.

>>694658188
Not that one.

The kind with a benis

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>>694658188

The kind that doesent exist

one really good at giving head

>>694659303
Why would I want it to come to my country? This pasta makes no sense. It's like saying "post or your mother won't die in her sleep." FUCKING CHANGE IT.

>>694659303
lol post this shit on omegle

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>>694659498
*keks sadly*

One tomboy gf please

>>694659753
They don't keep their vaginas clean

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>>694659410

>>694660066
borderline holocaust prisoner

>>694659303
Thank you mr driver

>>694658188
>>694660066
kinda creepy but cute

>>694658188
>perfect 10/10 looks
>bubble butt
>faithful
>knows how to cook
>likes sex
>smart

>>694660460
BYE BUS DRIVER

>not a skeleton and not too fat (curvy in the real meaning of it is fine too)
>6 and above looks
>doesn't wear/behave as a slut/chav
>not a psycho
>matching interests
>loves me

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>>694658188
One like this.

Tomboy gf please as well 4chan
>>69459753

One that enjoys sailing.

>>694658188
one without a penis

>>694658188
A blowup doll

>>694661131
you gotta get a lot of money and work out and get a personality to get a girl like that, good luck

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i want a girlfriend who eats all her snickers.

>>694661453
yup

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>>694658188
Cute grunge and/or punk/ goth chick with gauges, dyed hair and piercings. Tattoos are a bonus.

Something like my pic

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One who would choose to be with me in her last moments.

>>694662212

Dated one of those. Trust me, the drama is not worth it.

>>694661895
I don't think so. Even if a 5/6 girl would approach me then it would be fine (I'm pretty flexible, and I have no defined taste in women). Still we can develop matching interests. The only hard part is the not a psycho part.

>>694660066
Adorable, would wife and eventually be murdered by her

>>694662484
Drama?

>>694658188
dis my kind of gf, opperino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnoYOPg5GLQ

>>694661131
>>694661895
Troo

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>>694658188

One who looks like this.

Pic related, it's my gf. enjoy beta faggots.

>>694658188
i'd literally settle for a 4/10 with a half-okay body at this point. i have only fucked 3 since high school (2 of them i had to pay for). grills tell me im 9/10 but im an autistic anti-social faggot so i only get laid in 1 on 1 situations. those rarely happen bc no social life. kill me

>>694662973
Is that Cass? I think I've hooked up with her before.

>>694662488
Also there aren't many ugly girls, there are just girls that don't know how to dress/care for themselves. To be really ugly your face needs to look like it has been run over by a truck.

>>694660066
you dont deserve your double dubs

>>694663298

Pics or it didn't happen anon

>>694663384
Triple dubs*

I wish my gf would do 3 ways with other girls.

>>694663417
Don't have any, trust me it wasn't worth it.

>>694663848
Story? Isn't she a streamer or something?

>>694658188
One that listens to me
One that laughs with me
One that wont cheat on me or even think about it
One that is cute
One that loves me with all her heart
One who follows me and whatever cause i support like a puppy dog
One that dislikes blacks/spics/chinks
Dont give a fuck about cooking
One that likes to do the knee buckling cock explosion dance in bed everyonce in a week
One that smells good (MUST)
One that will look at me and smile upon all my imperfections and not care
One that couldn't possibly be real
Feels bro, feels

Mine.

>>694658188
One who loves me

>>694662212
get ready to cry at her funeral when she kills herself
Goths/Emo girls are a beauty that never lasts
Such as all beautiful things aren't meant to last
But at least flowers and butterflys don't get fat and fucking cry over a mars bar

>>694662973
10/10 porn slut
good fucking job you doorknob

>>694658188
Someone that doesnt require me want to live or do anything.

tits of gtfo

>>694663305
Come to Tennessee. No amount of clothing and makeup can save a lot of them

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I kinda wanted my ex... the only problem is that aside from having 70% of what made her perfect to me, the other 30% consisted of being a psychobitch with suicidal tendencies and an unlimited drama machine inside her brain.

To illustrate, she was almost a carbon copy of this chick here.

>>694664963
Pics because traveling to the USA is impossible right now.

>>694658272
>>694658319
>>694658330
This is a sad thread.

>>694658188
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.

>>694662488
depends how old you are. at my age (early 20s) girls usually have more options. the hard part then is the "not a slut" part

>>694658188
one who looks like you but legal

I don't, faggot. Being self reliant is the best way to avoid heartbreak and a depleted bank account.

>>694658188
there's no point on having a gf anon. why would i want one?

>>694658188
Weird, kinky, up for most things, bigger sex drive than me, black or odd coloured hair, average ass and tits, 4ft11 smallest 5ft04 tallest, average weight

i consider brains first cause i cant stand a dumb broad, one that is shallow and cant stand 10 minutes without looking at her phone. One that is independent and doesnt have a problem with not being the center of attention. Career minded, not a baby factory, and gets her own loot.

>>694667169
And as white as possible without being dead

>>694658188
she has a awful lot of nudes floating around for an "ideal gf"

tara strong or laura bailey

>>694658272
Lost

>>694662644
"I was raped" "Daddy beat me" "the world sucks"
"please feel bad for me" not the same guy but ive dated one also.
theyre great to look at and fuck but anything deeper and you start contracting cancer

>>694667698
Really? Whats her name Anon?

>>694667698
for real?

>>694667777
stolen quads

>>694667777
Oh shit nigga look at the quad. Have a cookie

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>>694658188

>>694667946
Emily apparently
>>694667985
>what is reverse image search

>>694667946
>>694667985
>>694669181
Emma X to be precise

>>694658188
one thats ok with my herpes

>>694669181
I did the search and got nothing... O snap

A boyfriend.

>>694669562
http://peperonity.com/go/user-media/3/open.my.pussy.wide/1/-1/0;jsessionid=E99B838F35FED8BF17B1E0CBA8BD3075.cdb01

>>694658439
Are you real dead or fake dead?

>>694669695
I swear these people try tineye and just give up

>>694669695
>wide
tyvm!!!!

>>694669695
That chick looks like shes really stoned

>>694659139
yes you can... however you will sound like a huge faggot every time you do.

>>694658188
At least 5'8"
White
Blue eyes
Proportional nose
Decent teeth and good hygiene
Less than 15% messed up in the head
Squishy but attractive -- like a good boob
Can cook and sew
At most 8 years older than me
Not a year younger than me
Only speaks European languages
Has a reasonable family
No trashy friends

>qt baby face
>freckles
>wavy brown hair
>hazel eyes
>pretty short
>thin
>likes to be a goof when it's appropriate (unlike myself, who tends to unintentionally do so at the worst possible times)
>by fucking far the cream of the crop academically in my very demanding STEM major, would run circles around me in any sort of scientific regard
>goes to mass, I don't share in her belief but I do admire it

Basically, my friend who I've been crushing over for 3 years, and have for the past 2 years been regretting not having come clean with her. Thing is, we have a mutual Chad-tier classmate/friend between us, somewhat close in my case.

Chad didn't know I was into her, and long story short, something happened at a club between her and Chad. Chad slays pussy by the truckload and it was just a hit-and-quit for him. Friend I've been crushing on since forever? She's pretty much been stuck to Chad like industrial epoxy since then. I've talked to Chad about it; he tried to apologize profusely, but I wasn't even mad at him, but I've got no reason to. We're good and I've also got no reason not to believe him when he said that he has no interest in her. Hell, he would do whatever he can to help me pry her off him.

If it were mutual between Chad and her, it'd be infinitely easier, because then I'd have closure and could accept not being a third wheel nor a huge dick to two friends of mine. But that's not the case, so now I'm stuck in a really shitty love triangle, just like in my animes!

>>694672088
You're a pussy faggot bitch and should strangle yourself with your fedora. And that's coming from a chad.

I don't even care what she looks like mi mang, as long as she's able to see through my mental and emotional thick as fuck barrier I think it'll all be ok, but 'till then basically every girl I meet thinks I'm a total dickhead.

>>694662212
honestly its not worth it, all are mentally unstable and will make you want to die

Who said I do?

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>>694664610
Well shit. I guess I should just opt for a black cutie then.

There's a really dark black girl at my local grocery store who's cute.

>>694658188
a dead one

>>694673198
Just remembered an old saying of my country: "black to fuck; white to marry".

>>694674353
Best sex I ever had was with black women, dont underestimate them they are soo fucking good man compared to black women white women are total fucking bores man

i just want a bf with money

>>694674525
That is what the saying says... Marry a white for looks/children and keep a black one for good sex.

Already have a gf, shes great but shes not all that hot. I could use a really hot one that's more sexually adventurous, one that would enjoy flashing her panties to strangers and then come to me asking if I enjoyed that, and then ask me if she can let one touch her ass. Now that's a keeper.

>>694660066
more OP?

>>694674750
But why would I ever want a white one for the children. If I marry a black one I can have great sex multiple times a day, cause black women are that potent. I don't care about what race my children will be. Give me one good reason why I don't want my children to be a white/black mix.

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>implying i want a girlfriend

why the fuck do you think i would want a girlfriend when coke and strippers can fill the void of loneliness? im rich, therefore i dont need a girlfriend. bitches just want my money dick so ill fuck them and they just keep coming back.

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this kind

>>694675177
My ancient european prejudice lol

>>694675177
I just do not want to mix.

>>694675610
Damn well sucks to be you I guess, black women, especially lightskin are the fucking shit man
>>694675761
But why not, is this your opinion or did you get it from your environment? Are your parents racist or whatever, I'm really interested in how racists think, and what type of people they are around.

>>694658188
>>694660066
got nudes?

>>694658188
a mute that does anal

>>694676046
You see, most of my family thinks blacks are inferior. I grew up in an enviroment where all i saw was black people on subpar jobs and being maids/hookers and the white ones being the bosses and stuff like that. Anyway, even though I have no problem with people with a dark complex and believe we should be treated as equal human beings, I, myself, do not prospect myself marrying and having children with a black woman. I dated plenty but never got past having casual sex here and there. That is just how my mind was set I guess, it is just as liking McDonalds over Burguer King: my personal taste.

>>694659303
Sleep tight dogger

I'm a 21 year old supervisor at a waterpark met this 15 y/o dtf. Should I do it

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>>694658188
2d?
pic related

>>694658188
I don't know, OP. I'm out of touch with women in the first place plus I am for the most part incapable of doing things that I want. It's a major self hate thing. Which in and of itself is a reason I'll probably die alone.

I'm not going to be a wizard tho, so at least I have that

>>694658272
I didn't ask for feels

>>694661189
FUCK!!!!!

>>694661189
cartoon isnt real.

>>694676693
I understand where you are going, and thanks for the open and honest answer, but in my opinion, I think we are able to learn so fucking much from black people about the way we live our lives.

See, as a white, western-european kind of view, we live in a culture of pressure and prestation only, whereas black culture is much more easy-going, what can't be finished today is a task for tomorrow understand what I mean?
h
I ave actually never met a stressed out black person, whereas I have also never met a non-depressed/stressed out white person. I love their mindset you should really give them a chance, like have a conversation with them, and actually figure out WHY they have subpar jobs, lot of the time they're not incapable of good jobs but they're just too easy-going and not looking forward to the stress that schools bring. They are amazing.

>>694659303

peace!

>>694658188
A girl from the Balkans but not the turbo folk looking ones. The ones I met were cute, funny, and can handle their beer. They're a little crazy though.

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after two long term relationships and a dozen short ones with smart(ish) girls, I conclude the best is:
no brains, only tits and ass for cumdump.

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I want a 2d gf that Fuchs me and night and sucks my dick when ever and when I'm done cuddling her turns into a poster on my wall or a body pillow so I can rest my head

>>694677632
I see. You do have a very valid point, as I am really burned out by my "success oriented" lifestyle... Well, lets see what the future holds for us both. Take care friend.

>>694658188
One like my friend that I met online. Pretty much my online friend.

One like my online friend. Pretty much my online friend.

>>694678060
Alright man we'll see take care m8 try to have an open mind like you did now, your racism is only talked on to you but I don't believe that you are a racist in your heart, you proved that you are open minded as shit. Stay cool my friend.

A Hisoanic gamer chick with a big ass and doesn't feel the need to fucking party all the time.

>>694669695
SHE GOT UGLY TITS :(

One who is me in female form.

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Let's see...probably a cute down to earth girl, doesn't matter what ethnicity she is, just someone who can hang out and chill.

Someday...

>>694658188
A younger more blonde one.

>>694678664
Beware. Many have that game mastered and will play you for everything with it.

>>694658188
wanna fuck?

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>>694678488
>lowering himself to a woman
fucking waste of oxygen