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bailing niggas out like obama
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>>694097869
what's good bul

>>694097879
nibbles usually isn't too lazy to make threads
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>>694097944
???

okay
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N'ew, faggit
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Should i buy a 120hz monitor?
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>>694098009
I am annoyed with him. Don't like having to do it.

>>694098050
gote
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>>694098077
sup sub
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>>694098077
You poor thing
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>>694098073
you're probably not good enough at any games for it to matter

>>694098118
got done exercising and pretending to be an operator around the 3rd floor

>>694098172
Right? My life is MISERY
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>>694098205
Im in like the top 5% of Overwatch players so I think Im alright
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Hey boipucci.
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>>694098205
I just got my haircut and now I look like Agent Blazkowicz again.
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>>694098282
make threads feathernigger

>>694098273
I shudder to imagine the bottom 95

>>694098308
Somehow I don't think you're nearly as sculpted.
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>>694098009
Highest level wizard I ever had was 11, he was a proper cunt. He would wait til the party was hanging by a thread, exasperated, then swoop in and save the day and rub it in their faces and extort them for gold. Too bad he never got his paradise demiplane

I did play a cleric artificer to max level. I convinced my DM to let me use the lifespark construct template on the golem I had created, so I put the soul of my old paladin character in it (keeping his class levels). He was not happy when he figured out that the template is all kinds of broken

Never an erudite though
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>>694098361
No, but I've definitely got the hair and similar facial structure.
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>>694098423
If I pretend to be a nazi will you interrogate me?
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>>694098377
That was someone else who responded to you, dude

I almost only play low level games. DnD, Pathfinder and shit gets a little save-or-suck as it gets to high levels. One dice roll means death or deliverance.

>>694098205
Well it's not that mad, I mean no one has taken a sledgehammer to your ankles so it can't quite be misery.
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>>694098524
If I don't kill you, I guess.
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>>694098581
I'll be a good nazi I swear

>>694098561
That's only because I practice street sweeping operations in my bedroom and the surrounding area.
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>>694098678
Maybe if you're part of the Kreisau Circle.
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>>694098678
Just wait til someone convinces you to let them handcuff you to the bed
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>>694098733
I can pretend to be if it means your interrogation stops at softcore bdsm rather than disembowelment.

>>694098825
That would take hilariously little convincing.
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>>694098561
Similar avatar

I agree though, low to mid-level gameplay is a blast. Forces you to be resourceful, and you don't have to deal with disintegrate or geas or someone rolling a 48 against your CMD
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>>694097944
Russia planning to declare blm a terrorist group gave me a good, hearty laugh. So how've you been?
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>>694098361
No, I am doing THINGS.
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>>694098993
chatting with cute bois to lose your v card?

>>694098925
Ahhh glorious russya. I'm doing good. Mostly haven't been race war'd yet.
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>>694098916
Oh no I mean I had the original conversation with you, but the guy who made the comments about wizards and shit was someone else.

>you don't have to deal with disintegrate or geas or someone rolling a 48 against your CMD
Yeah this is the main thing.
You can afford to get fucked once or twice without being turned into total pudding

... usually.
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>>694099099
don't you have unbelievably bad roll luck
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>>694098899
We'd have to see.
Anyway, I've become addicted to Hollywood hacker simulator games again.
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>>694099302
I didn't realize that was a genre
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>>694099079
You are putting too much faith into my social skills.
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>>694099371
Well apparently it is. And probably the best one is Uplink. It was made by the same developers that made Prison Architect.
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>>694099283
Yeah, usually.
Which is another reason I like lower levels.

My amazing luck means I rarely get infinitely destroyed in a single hit. Usually it takes two hits
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>>694099099
Unless you're like me and roll low all day err' day on important rolls, but get crazy high rolls on skill checks. If I don't have a party, I am fucked unless I can sneak away or bluff my way out of the situation, and I don't usually play a rogue/bard.

Poor Constance. He was my favoritest character, a Nagaji paladin with a 5int, 7wis. The same day he ate all the lucky fish in the town fountain, he got murdered by a band of orcs because I couldn't roll higher than a fucking 7
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>>694099445
Are there really enough games in the genre to be addicted to it as a whole?

>>694099409
I'm just saying that would be an acceptable excuse for abrogating your threadmaking responsibilities.

>>694099536
You should name a character something with "Venti" in it sometime.
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>>694099639
There's also an unpopoular fanmade spinoff called Codelink which is sort of multiplayer and has much more to do. These two I mentioned could also possibly be called sandbox games. Once you reach a certain level in Uplink, you can get so many people arrested, all it takes is to know their name.
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>>694099639
I am UNABLE to get laid, you know this.
I am looking at THINGS. THINGS are all I have in life because no one will fucking have sex with me.

Like this thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y29aGTbg62A
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>>694099831
It's almost like real America, except replace "name" with "zip code"

>>694099867
I have really no idea what's going on in this video but it's still funny.
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>>694099867
>GUD
kek'd
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>>694099984
>Not knowing everything about 40k
Are you not even a nerd?
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>>694099606
I roll low pretty much constantly. My friends now refer to bad luck as Pitou luck.

In one game, I was playing an archery ranger and managed 4 natural ones in a row, almost killing an ally. The next fight I rolled a nat 1, dropping my bow off a cliff. Took two turns to go down and pick it up. Next turn, rolled a 1 and dropped it again. Picked it up. Rolled a 2.

The fight ended without me landing a single hit, and I had high enough Attack that a 5 would have sufficed.

One of my favourite characters is a golden kobold Dragon Herald, which is a Pathfinder Bard subtype. One of their abilities is they can take 10 on Diplomacy/Intimidate checks, even in combat.

So I made a character with obscenely high skill checks and abused the fuck out of Blistering Invective, which is a level 2 AOE Intimidate spell that also deals damage.

There was never a single character who could pass the Intimidate check. Made for an excellent skill monkey/debuffer

>>694099639
Why is that
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>>694099984
Besides being able to add charges to someone's criminal record, you can also declare people as dead on a social security database.
It's pretty fun and the game has a learning curve which often makes you learn from your mistakes.. which are usually fatal.
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>>694100101
Grant yourself 20s through osmosis.

>>694100086
I know almost nothing about 40k despite wasting 5 years of my life on a website that borderline fetishizes it.

>>694100162
I'm having a hard time visualizing how it even works but I tend to slip past games more complicated than "you are a guy hitting/shooting/jumping over things"
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>>694100303
I do not get this joke
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>>694100352
Veinte is 20 in spanish...but have you never been in a starbucks? Venti = 20 oz drink.
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>>694100303
I'd still recommend to try it. The money you get from missions can be spent on getting upgrades for your gateway PC and on new or improved hacking tools.
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>>694100413
>measuring things in oz

and no, I have not been in Starbucks.
I do not fetishize coffee like some people do
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>>694100446
gonna be real with you fam I'm probably gonna sit my ass here and play melee for the foreseeable future but you do you

>>694100528
I'm not that into coffee either but I assumed everyone in the first world had been in starbucks

also wait what do you use for volume
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>>694100101
I know that feel bro. In our campaigns, if you roll 3 nat1's in a row on any single action, you flat out die. The opposite is true for Nat20's on attack rolls; 3 in a row is an instagib. So far 2 of my characters have had fatal aneurysms, and I've been instagibbed 3 times

Also that exploit is lulz
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>>694100647
>RPG aneurysms
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>>694100587
W'okay
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>>694100587
Litres and mL
You know, the metric system

>>694100647
It's not an exploit, really. Perfectly fine. The DM is completely okay with it because he knows how much I suffer

Also that house rule is just cruelty. Someone who has suffered 3 nat 1s does not need an additional kick to the face.
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It was another head.
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>>694100693
You can borrow said ass for other purposes if you want, gote~

>>694100794
I literally couldn't remember what the metric measure of volume was.

>>694100822
easter island went on a diet
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I thought it would be a full figure.
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>>694100303
Why NOT?
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>>694100688
That's just how the DM explained it. I dropped to the ground twitching and gasping my last, then got dragged off by hungry animals never to be seen or even considered for resurrection
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But as I carved it kept becoming more and more head like until it wasn't able to be anything else.
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>>694100875
Still better than Katia
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>>694100929
I think it's the same reason I don't like one punch man. Too over the top.

>>694100951
Did the party at least get to keep your junk?

>>694101030
litres are stupid anyway
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I'm going to hobble to the shops very slowly
Be back in about 40 minutes or an hour

>>694101052
Litres are great. Metric is great

The only time imperial should be used is when referring to a persons height/weight, and only because it sounds prettier.

Maybe miles in writing because again, prettier. Sounds more romantic in songs and shit.

Otherwise imperial is just inane gibberish.
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>>694101326
Imperial should be used in all cases because murka but I 100% agree that height/weight/distance sounds better in imperial.

Try not to die nef.
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>>694100794
I don't mind it, personally, it adds extra risk/reward, but for tragically unlucky people like me, it backfires and presents itself at every given opportunity. I've gotten one instagib in the past, but it was on some no-name with a mediocre bounty on his head
>>694101052
They didn't bother, too many starving phase beasts and uncharted wilderness
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>>694100977
Jesus!
Is that how much you smoke in a day?
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>>694101543
And if you're that unlucky you probably didn't have much worth looting anyway.
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>>694101634
I cleaned my ashtray out after I got home from work.
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>>694101052
Its not even that over the top compared to chinese cartoons.
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>>694100875
What kind of purposes?
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>>694101921
40k is deliberately silly from what I understood. And I don't watch chinese cartoons.
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>>694101899
That's nice, So i assume you smoke all them rollies in the red bowl everyday?
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>>694101979
Lewd ones.
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>>694102024
They are non filtered Palll Mall, and that picture was just taken. So it's that many since about 4:30pm.
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Avatarfags get out REEEEEEEE
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>>694102050
Oh my
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>>694102196
naw
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>>694102242
that's what they're there for in my experience
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>>694102146
Well that's shitloads of smoke.
Are you not concerned?
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>>694102467
About what?
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>>694102531
I was going to say health but your response kinda tells me all i need to know.
Can you do smoke tricks?
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>>694101981
Well I guess you can put it that way.
https://youtu.be/FyeoBm5QFnA?t=8m26s

And yes you do watch chinese cartoons DONT LIE TO ME
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>>694102764
I have watched one chinese cartoon to completion in my entire life. It was nichijou and I enjoyed it.
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>>694102617
I can, yes. I have a talented mouth.
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>>694102825
Well, okay dude.
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>>694102440
Can you handle the gote?
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>>694102933
It was over the top but it's also surrealist comedy so not quite the same genre.

>>694102950
Please, I am a professional gote handler.
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>Be sword
>Have hot threesome with two fuckbois

>"That's all~"
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>>694103064
do you just show up here in afterglow or some shit
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>>694103128

>"Nah, this happened on Thursday night. I just thought I would share with you before I went back to work for another month~"
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>>694103219
oh right you do that thing where you don't have internet access for long periods of time

I don't envy you
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>>694103268

>"Maybe if you did then you would make something more of your life than [Insert profession or lack thereof here] ~"
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>>694103064
Polygamous scum.
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>>694103344
template insults don't really work when you don't know anything about the person you're talking to
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>>694103039
Well, as long as it was dank.

>>694103064
>You will never have a theesome with luscious boipucci.
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>>694103483
It was dank as fuck.

Also sword is totally into injuns he'd probably fuck you.
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>>694103532
His boipucci is tainted with the dicks of others.
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>>694103691
yeah sword is definitely the overslut
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>>694102875
Oh you're still here? Or did you just get here? I dunno
Everything still in order I'll presume?
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>>694103347

>"There's nothing extreme about inviting a French Jew twink around every once in a while and playing a little 1488~"
>"Though to be honnest we spent most of the night getting pissed and playing vidya~"

>>694103407

>"True, though to be honnest I am going on the understanding that those who frequent an avatar fur thread are lacking in personal success~"
>"This train of thought hasn't failed me yet~"
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>>694103781
I am still here.
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>>694103823
yeah, but YOU still come here when you're not stuck on a boat
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>>694103765
You already know my views of sluts.
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>>694103874

>"I come here once every 6-12 weeks~"
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>>694103868
Ah right. Is that a face you're working on? Or is it a torso? Sorry I'm not a sculptor so I wouldn't know
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>>694103982
Right, the rest of the time you're either at sea, shitfaced, or in bed with someone you just met. Your degenerate behavior is marginally more social than the mean poster's but you're no better ultimately.

>>694103970
Hoo yeah.
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>>694103983
That is a finished Venus.
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>>694103823
I really hope you stay away from Lines.
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>>694104070
Wait, now im concerned you have a different thought in mind.
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>>694104154
No I know that your opinion on the slatternly is entirely negative.
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>>694104085
You mean one of those Willendorf things? Well, good job
Been looking at more Monty Python stuff btw. The silly job interview one was weird
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>>694104210
Good boy, you get a CHEESEIT.
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>>694104277
My favorite is Philosophy International, Greeks vs. Germans.
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>>694104304
this fucking meme dude it's activating my hunger center like mad
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>>694104070

>this is what furfags actually believe

>"I don't drink at work, in fact I only drink a couple of nights when I'm at home~"
>"As for being at sea, how is that a negative~?"
>"I spent my last trip helping to put up a wind farm. What have you done lately that's visibly positive~?"

>>694104143

>"Who's lines?"
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>>694104355
Be right back, got a Monty Python video to watch
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>>694104431
Linesy? Do you not remember him?
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>>694104377
Would you prefer a creamy surprise?
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>>694104431
I didn't claim being at sea was a negative, just that it impedes your ability to shitpost, and you spend the rest of your free time being generally degenerate regardless. Also, a fucking wind farm?
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>>694104542
Well clearly.
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>>694104584
Suck it
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>>694104708
you tricked me
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>>694104355
Now that was really silly. 10/10
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>>694104534

>"Not really to be honnest. Should I?"

>>694104546

>"Are you implying that being at sea is the only thing keeping me from being more active? I have to say, you're severely overestimating the appeal of imageboard banter"

>you spend the rest of your free time being generally degenerate

>"Reading technical manuals, gardening, cooking and DIY count as degenerate activities because I like to have a drink and a lewd time every now and again~?"
>"I suppose I should also tell you that I don't invite anyone back who QT doesn't approve of, and that Frenchy is the first such friend of mine to be invited over~"
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What is this thread even?
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>>694104813
Nah.
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>>694104816
I often wonder the same thing
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>>694104749
I GUESS IT REALLY WAS A SURPRISE, WASN'T IT?
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>>694104749
Haha!
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>>694104816
It's a containment thread for the worst autistic people on 4chan

Don't disrupt it or they'll filthy up the good threads
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>>694104813
Oh, haha. I just noticed you didn't put a tilde at the end of your reply to me.
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>>694104813
Dude if you don't think homosexual polygamy is degenerate you and I clearly have different ideas of what the word means. Congratulations on the vaguely productive hobbies but let's not pretend to be a paragon here.

>>694104878
how was the store

>>694104909
dick
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>>694104878
*playfully grabs your ass*
>is it, this kinda thread?
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>>694104764
It's perfect.
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>>694104952
good lord no
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>>694104951
Was that what you wanted?
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>>694104952
oh fuck no

>>694104951
It was full of product for purchasing with currency.
Timtams were half off so I got two packs
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>>694105071
naw dude I wanted twinkies or something I don't even like creamsicles

>>694105095
I mean you didn't break anything did you
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>>694104953
Didn't realize that "confuse a cat" was by the same group, now I gotta check out the whole of that one
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>>694105035
>>694105095
Allright allright, i have no reason to filthy spiderchan this thread, good day
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>>694105169
That's a good one as well.
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>>694105114
If I did I would be lying on the sidewalk crying softly into my timtams

Honestly if you do not hear from me for 24 hours, then assume I am dead
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>>694105114
Ew twinkies
Later bby
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>>694102196
It''s the way it's always been and it's the way it'll always be. You get used to it.
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>>694104943

>"I don't always end every sentence with a tilde, you know~"

>>694104951

>"Simply that we have differing oppinions. I simply don't see how one threesome turns a two year monogomous relationship into a "degenerate" polyamorous relationship simply because the partner and I felt like taking part in a little self indulgence."
>"I also don't see how that one act between three willing participants somehow lessens all other positives to my character-oh, wait. What am I thinking? You're obviously too autistic to think in anything but absolutes over otherwise trivial matters~"
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>>694105246
man that's a funny mental image

I mean sometimes I'm not HERE for 24 hours so I'm gonna have to ask people

>>694105247
bye nibbles

>>694105333
Don't you think behavior that can be described as indulgent, especially when you're using the term yourself, is more or less synonymous with degeneracy? Look I'm hardly innocent here on the whole degenometer but the pot is in fact qualified to call the kettle black.

As to positives of your character, dude I've known you for almost 5 years and I can't think of any.
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>>694105234
Goddamnit, watching that while drinking was a bad idea, and they havent' even started to confuse the cat yet
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>>694105497
Is your cat listless?
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>>694105333
I would prefer if you talked in a normal way.
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hey
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>>694105546
I don't think I've gone far enough into the video to know what you're referencing, or I may have missed it
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>>694105624
mornin' sugar
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>>694105626
That's all right.
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>>694105728
The cat looks like an owl
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I'd stick my dick in a nefel
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>>694105434

>"My charitable donations to the fine arts, the homeless and the nation state of Israel~?"

>"How about the fact I lost £4000, enough to pay my rent for a year, so I could give my gran a good christmas before she kicked the bucket?"

>"There is more to my life than what I choose to share here, with those I consider to be as two-dimensional as their anime avatars~"
>"Simply put, what would I have to gain by being overly decent to the types of people who frequent this place? How would it impact my life in a positive manner?"
>"Is there even a positive ramification from this place~?"

>>694105589

>"But then how would I be special~?"

(^:
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>>694105891
Is he... Dead?
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>>694105992
It doesn't make you any more or less special.
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>>694106064
Now that video was some nonsense. My favourite kind
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>>694106077

>"So what's the issue with me doing it~?"
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>>694105984
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>>694105685
Heya, how are you this morning/afternoon?
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>>694106143
It's all nonsense that discusses deep philosophical concepts.
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>>694106242
I don't particularly enjoy reading greentext with unnecessary quotation marks.
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>>694105992
Well you're perennially boastful, you never hesitate to bring up your supposed virtues while failing dramatically to demonstrate them, and you practice the most vapid sort of attention-seeking behavior imaginable. Now you could very easily be a candidate for canonization in your daily life, homosexuality notwithstanding, but the window into your existence that the thread provides shows nothing of the sort. You play rather brilliantly the character of "shallow asshole" and I acknowledge you according to this character. Adding the "well you guys aren't good enough to get my best behavior why should I even TRY" caveat is a nice touch, by the way, that's a classic trope.

>>694106270
Chill, how about you.
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>>694106287
Philosophy isn't really my thing, buut it's funny I'll admit. The nonsense, I mean
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>>694106064
Is that a vinegaroon?
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>>694106434
Philosophy is one of my things. Nonsense is another of my things.

>>694106515
>filename is My vinegaroon.jpg
I just got it yesterday. It's very adorable and precious.
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>>694106630
Well, I'm currently checking out Village Idiots for some more nonsense so see you in a bit
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>>694106630
Do you pet it?
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>>694106422
Good, pretty sleepy but otherwise everything is fine and dandy.
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>>694106807
No, it's too tiny to be handled. It's still a little baby.
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>>694106374

>"How is that my issue~?"

>>694106422

>"How can I demonstrate physical/material virtues in a virtual space~?"
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>>694106875
Yeah, I'm already tired and I'm busy until rather late today. My sleep patterns are degenerating apace.
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>>694106630
Being an idiot seems like a job for me!
>>694106880
And that is Eric I'll assume?
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>>694106880
Bretty cool still. How many bugs do you own?
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>>694107009
You don't, that's how. All you have here is character. Or lack thereof in your case.
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>>694107009
Now you've fallen out of common courtesy.
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>>694107099
You can make quite a living at it.

Yes, that is Eric.

>>694107111
I own four insects and three arachnids.
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>>694107018
I stupidly left my alarm running and got woken up after 3 hours of sleep.
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>>694107140
>>694107180

(^:

>"And what positives will I gain by being overly polite and courteous to either of you?"
>"Social influence in this group doesn't appeal to me, and that's more or less the only thing anyone can gain from participating in this~"
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>>694107188
riiiiiiiiiiiiiip

how big is your clownpiece folder?
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>>694107182
I wonder what comes after idiot once you get a promotion... Moron or dumbfuck? What do you think?
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>>694107299
You gain nothing. But you're trying to defend your empty character to an audience you've done nothing but disparage and bluster to. And now you've retreated to, of all things, hedonistic self-interest. You are proving my point.
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>>694107372
Professor of idiotry.
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Its time brosky
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SF, can you give me a very simple argument as to why this idea is wrong/bad?
>People think just because new gun control laws coming in means "oh my god all my guns are gonna be gone", when in fact it just may be more intense psyche checks and increased tax on ammunition, and they keep their guns, but it becomes harder to obtain and use.
Some aussie wank is having a wank and I figure you'd be better at explaining shit than me
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>>694107417
Sounds about right. That is one spooky Eric
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>>694107299
You don't really have a reason to be here then. All you're doing is humiliating yourself with a clearly strong sign of insecurity.
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>>694107486
Hecka spooky.
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I'm going to go make food now, bye bye.
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>>694107541
I got one spooky hattifattener myself
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>>694107671
A cat?
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>>694107414

>you're trying

Pth!

>>694107519

>All you're doing is humiliating yourself

>"Please, no more! My sides can't handle this~!"
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>>694107300
Really small actually, only 22 images.
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>>694107439
Are the implications here that you're gonna shoot up a furry con?

>>694107482
The problem with gun control laws of any sort is they have never, in any scenario, been demonstrated to reduce violent crime rates. Increasing gun controls via methods such as psychological checks and ammunition taxes constitute the slow decay of individual rights for no demonstrable purpose.

Furthermore, psychological checks in particular are a rather egregious justification for the restricting of individual rights since psychological fitness is determined so subjectively. Recall that homosexuality was once a condition that one could be institutionalized for and anyone with even a remotely egalitarian mentality will balk at the idea of using fallible psychology to abrogate human rights.

>>694107768
That is depressing. You chose good ones though.

>>694107744
You sure seemed to be trying, trotting out the laundry list of your good deeds and all.
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>>694107671
Two actually, this is one of them. Though we have a couple cats who come to visit us for food and think they live here. I wonder how the next house owners are gonna deal with those
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>>694107860
Blergh, mislink >>694107724
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>>694107860
Probably not feed them.
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>>694107829

>"The first three were a piss take, i buy fine art and silver. The fourth, while genuin, hardly counts as a list~"

>"At any rate, I've got a kitchen to clean, a food delivery to listen out to and work details to chase up."
>"I'll see you in two months, toodles~!"
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>>694107182
Which one is your favorite?
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>>694107829
Yeah was just on gelbooru one day and decided on making a folder and never got around to expanding it.
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>>694107967
I just hope they have a home, been trying to find the owners on facebook for some time now
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>>694108039
My ran folder could probably use more images that aren't just screencaps from comics that I never post now.
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>>694107990
Making folders is a pain.
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>>694107829
Cheers bae
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>>694108305
I made a folder of bucky from get fuzzy last week, you don't know hell until you've voluntarily gone through 17 years of newspaper comics

>>694108416
No problem
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>>694108458
Oh lord, I would have long given up on that.
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>>694108654
I was also reading all the ones I never had so it was at least vaguely entertaining.
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>>694108036
Eric, but don't tell the others. He was my first one and he's also my big handsome boy.

>>694108073
Probably strays.
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I don't think I've read Get Fuzzy since I was last in America.
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In late 2013 he literally stopped making new daily strips and only does sundays now

that made me sad
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rip in piece
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>>694108802
How big is he exactly?
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>>694109219
>>694109219
>>694109219
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