aussies r fagets

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now you've done it

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Done what?

I tried live streamer again today

20mbps connection isnt the problem, its twitch being shit

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Made a worst thread.

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>>694109436
so did livestreamer help?

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>>694109133
Maybe four inches, his last molt was just a bit under four inches.

>>694108802
The worst thing is one of them seems to want to become friends with our cats, but they want absolutely nothing to do with him, one of them just glares at him from a distance while the other one gets really freaking pissed, just growling and hissing at him. Kinda reminds me of myself in these threads now that I think about it lol

>>694109488
Nope it just kept stopping like the stream does

Its just Twitch's garbage servers

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OH BOY IT'S TRAMADOL AND CODEINE TIME

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>>694109525
Which one of the three are you?

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>>694109611
sure sucks to be an australian.

>>694109625
that's my reaction to cookies, not drugs.

>>694109630
The uninvited guest

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>>694109686
And which am I?

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>>694109681
I also have timtams

>>694109681
Twitch's servers are notorious for being shit

it happens like for a month every 6 and is just obnoxious as hell

>>694109762
The other stray maybe? I dunno

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>>694109789
cookies and painkillers
that's the fucking life

>>694109791
I know I'm being a dick, but works on my machine, etc.

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>>694109834
I feel more like the cat who just stares indifferently.

>>694109891
Different servers, different exchanges and countries ofc

Networking is a pretty cool topic to learn

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>>694110017
I actually might end up taking a class on that someday.

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>>694109891
I'm nearly out of codeine
That will be suffering

>>694110010
Now I'm thinking about "Confuse A Cat" again

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>>694110078
Have the woman get you more

>>694110074
I was going to major into it until I realised how shitty my course was and picked whatever major would be the lowest amount of effort

good morming

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>>694110087
Well, this cat certainly likes to be confused.

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>>694110131
She'll be working tomorrow
I'll have a mosey over to the shops
I only live a few minutes walk away. Could jog there within one minute.
It just takes me 20 minutes because of the shuffle thing.

But I need to get some sort of exercise because my leg gets so painful and stiff.

>>694110336
https://youtu.be/GB2yiIoEtXw?t=23s

>>694110336
its 11pm

>>694110365
Are you talking about yourself? In that case optical illusions may be a thing for you, but I won't be surprised if you know all about that already

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>>694110436
I also find it funny how you still go outside about as much as I do despite being broken

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>>694110527
Considering how little you go outside it is a marvel you're not whiter than I am

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>>694110669
I mean I go out at LEAST 3 times a week for work, and I am basically a shitskin.

It's just that that at least is also my at most.

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>>694110468
No, it's 9:21 AM. Learn to tell the time you weenie

>>694110436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSs1ozBeDew

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>>694110472
Optical illusion does nothing for me. It's people that confuse me the most, and where I derive the most enjoyment.

>>694110758
Oh yeah, people are among the most confusing things in the world, I have to agree

>>694110737
what should I do in runescape

>inb4 uninstall it

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>>694110850
You're very willing to agree with things.

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>>694110892
catch all the pokemon

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>>694110892
magnetize the hard drive it's installed to

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>that filthy fingernail

>>694110964
solid state bb

>>694110943
getting all of the mememon?

>>694110942
Because most of what you say is true

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>>694110733
what the fuck is that second sentence

>>694110737
Majestic

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What do you expect to happen when you're laying down substrate on the bottom of a tank?

>>694111030
Is that so?

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>>694111056
put quotes around "at least" and "at most" and it makes perfect sense.

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>>694110942
Man, this one is pretty cool I have to say. And Hi Gregor

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>>694111125
These two are like my cats.

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>>694111021
all of them.

>>694111056
also why do tap shoes make more noise than high heels
are they actually that loud

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>>694111120
That is way more than necessary to just say "I go to work 3 times a week"

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>>694111245
They're specifically designed for loudness.

>>694111217
You mean your cats sit and look at each other like that? That would be pretty funny to see

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>>694111268
I actually liked how confusing the wording was. And anyway the actual meaning was "I go to work three times a week and do absolutely nothing else outside if I can help it"

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>>694111348
I like going outside, although it was nicer (especially at night) in the muslim suburb

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>>694111511
...Muslim suburb?

And the reason I don't go outside is because it is super inadvisable at night here.

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>>694111346
They do a lot of sitting around. They're also finicky prissy little things.

>>694111633
Cats are funny creatures. Well I'll have a look at Argument Clinic so see you in a bit

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>>694111569
Yeah there was an islamic school near my old house, so pretty much all the islamic immigrants wanted into that suburb.

They were all like super afraid of causing a fuss so they were all mega-polite and just didn't interact with anyone. All families, no single people.

It was a bit weird, but I was never afraid of crime while I lived there. Left the house unlocked at night and everything.

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>>694111811
I want to file a complaint.

>>694111969
My kebab senses are TINGLING.

Anyway I gotta go, later.

>>694112019
"Shut up!" *SMACK*

"Shut up!" *SMACK*

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>>694112481
Fly fox of the Yard?!?

>>694112597
Shut up! WHACK

>>694112597
i like your name

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>>694112662
You're under arrest for violation of the silly sketch act.

>>694112711
Thank you?

>>694112862
That ending sure was confusing, is that supposed to imply there's an infinite number of cops who're going to lay their hands on each other's shoulders? My god

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>>694113154
Yes, because to arrest them they must each in turn violate the act and must each in turn be arrested.

>>694113349
Now that's a great paradox, if I got the definition of that right. Well I gotta go now, going to sleep first night in the new house tonight. Maybe I'll drop in on the phone later

>>694113626
All right then.

where all the fags at ?

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more cute bugs

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>>694114083
you rang?

>>694114264
youre mammalian, no amount of pain meds can change that Nef

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>>694114348
Nefelpitou is an insect though

Notice the knees

>>694114264
Good morning/evening respectively

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>>694114083

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>>694114526
i always figured pitou to be a doll

>>694114591
Hi Frank.

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>>694114715
For good reason. Pitou has a heavy doll theme, and the joints at the knees help to convey that.

All three of Pitou's abilities involve dolls/marionettes.

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>>694114812
sup

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>>694114953
so you are in fact not an insect then correct?

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>>694114985
I get a new, old bike today!

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>>694115273
Don't wreck this one

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>>694115167
A doll-themed insect

Chimera Ant, to be precise. The Queen eats other animals, then the drones she births carry the animals' traits. In Pitou's case it was a cat and human.

So Pitou is a doll-themed cat-person-insect

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This bug is also going to bed

nite

>>694115405
Oh man... The bike barely has scratches on it. I got wrecked, not it.
How are you?
>>694115455
Makes perfect sense.

>>694115642
night

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>>694115455
dammit

I got bored during the chimera ark, I was just a bunch of wish wash to me.

that makes sense then

>>694115642
night mate

>>694115656
Don't get in a wreck then.
I'm doing fine

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>>694115848
I'm glad to hear. I think I'm going to be spending more time on pavement for a while. Mountain biking is fun, but man it'll fuck you up.

>>694115986
Unfortunately my time here is brief and I'm gonna have to go

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>>694116111
It's ok. I'll bump w/ porn.
Have a good one bud!

>>694116203
Goodbye and watch Penny Dreadful

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>>694116353
I'll check it out

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i am so bored
give suggestions

>>694116557
play guitar

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>>694116603
i dont own a guitar

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>>694116689
Go for a run and get a guitar

>>694116557
tell me about your pokemon stuff

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Did anyone know who made this animation or where I can find more like this ?

>>694116689
cook brah

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>>694116770
definitely no

>>694116804
where do i start

>>694116913
good idea
but what

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>>694116859
Sorry, no. but post more if you got it.

Cooking is always fun

>>694116965
tell me about it, idk

I live in the middle of no where with an old iphone so I cbfed trying it

>>694116965
Not a runner huh?
Cook all of your lunches for the week now so you don't have to make them in the morning

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>>694117060
it's alright
to me the best part of pokemon is the journey through the region, and pokemon go is kinda missing that entirely so
not sure how i feel about it

>>694117087
no i'm a swimmer
i dont really have anything to make, i usually just take a fruit bar for lunch cause i can't take old sandwiches

>>694117372
I'd probably play it a lot if I lived in the city, you know how it actually is meant to be played and walk around and shit


I thought you wouldve been all over pokemin go

>>694116965
what is something you need to learn how to do?

>>694117372
Ah. I usually cook a bunch of rice and chicken and heat that up at lunch. Just measure it out all week
I'm an awful swimmer

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>>694117486
walking around and being social is for weenies
i'm just waiting for the updates to bring something cool to the table
cus if i can battle people that'll be one thing

>>694117531
love

>>694117541
i dont have a microwave at work tho
how can you possibly be bad at swimming like do you sink or something

>>694117895
do you not battle in it? I thought it had that

So you just collect pokemon, gey

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>>694117970
you can't battle other trainers just NPCs
and yah you collect pokemon and evolve them.
there's no way to weaken the pokemon either you just gotta keep chucking balls at them. i think better pokeballs are dlc but i really dont know. i learned everything i know about pokemon go from one of the housekeeping managers in the resort.

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>>694117895
that is incredibly complex, and you will need to do a lot soul searching to find that help

i was referring to cooking though, do you know how to pan fry?

>>694118126
wouldve been cool if it was pokemon but no story, catch pokemans irl and battle people too

81 Images... 17 of them are porn...
That's just a little more than 20%

Fuck all those people spamming this thread with their retarded shit

>>694117895
I just lack the endurance upper body. I'm all legs.

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>>694118133
fug

no, i dont really eat fried things that aren't served by mcdonalds

>>694118201
that'll probably come in later updates
i know they're working on trading pokemon so battling is naturally the next step

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>>694118273
welp
that sounds like a personal problem

>>694118275
so when like 3/4ths of the players stop they'll do what they shouldve on release

good strat

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>>694118232
We're an anti-social social club. Post em if you got em.

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>>694118275
how do you prepare your meats for pasta then?

do you often bake your meat?

>>694118329
It very much is. I'm working on that though. Moving close to the beach in a few months.
Also, no microwave at work? What kinda hell hole do you work in?

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>>694118354
hopefully
i hear the servers constantly crash and stuff

>>694118441
cook them in the sauce obviously
i bake my meat daily, why do you ask?

>>694118495
i work at a beach resort

>>694118651
Dont worry, I constantly hear about pokemon enough to know when every little kid complains

its pretty annoying

>>694118651
Oh yeah, you mentioned that earlier. Sorry I forgot. Too many concussions

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>>694118651
you cook your beef/pork raw in the sausage?

the fuck

and what meat do you often make?

>>694118911
in the sauce*

sorry

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>>694118911
i mean you brown them in a pan first but they really cook in the sauce
i just grill some chicken to toss in a salad for lunch

>>694118963
that's not ok
inexcusable.

>>694118768
concussions?

>>694118760
kids are annoying indeed.

>>694119231
Yeah, like 4? 5?
I can't even remember. all from mountain biking

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>concussion while mountain biking
were you not wearing a helmet?

>>694119231
how hot do you have your sauce going?

I usually cook my meat and then mix it with sauce while the sauce is warm, its hard for me to get a read on how warm the sauce is and when the meat will be cooked if I were to do your method.

but, really its okay demos, youll get through this

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>>694119506
Always wear a helmet. Probably why only concussions and not dead.

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>>694119444
you should stop

>>694119506
like a medium. just so it lightly bubbles

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nigga i'm bored

>>694119986
I actually am. Makes me sad to but it's for the best.
Saw stars for like 15 minutes this last one and broke my arm. I'm done.

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go eat some grass

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;_;

>>694119986
>medium
>falls under any of the temperature rates

C,F, and K are all acceptable answers, medium is not though

>>694119640
you should probably stop jumping off your bike then

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>>694120478
yup
>>694120223

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>>694120478
nigga my stove doesn't have kfc or any of that shit

Well I'm off. Take care everyone, and wear a helmet

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>>694120605
I still dont think this the safest way of cooking meat though

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>>694120806
Stove: medium. Cook time ~2 hours
• Crisco oil: enough to provide a light layer on the bottom of the pot
• Onion (cut in half): gently cut horizontal and diagonal lines (kinda like #), then chop three 2cm thick layers. Slice ‘em n’ dice ‘em.
• Garlic: 2 cloves. Squish and chop w/ knife. Make sure they’re small pieces: nobody wants to chew on garlic (unless in the presence of a vampire).
Add to the pot
Stir around and wait until the onions get a nice golden color and you can really smell the garlic
• Sausage (Johnson): unwrap and toss in the pot on top of the onions and garlic
Add to the pot
Stir so there is no pink found. Remove the fatty liquids with a spoon.
• Tomato Sauce (2-3 cans): release the kraken. beware; it spits
Add to the pot
Rinse the cans with a little bit of water to get every bit of tomato from the cans
• Garlic powder ½ tsp, oregano ¼ tsp, Basil leaves ¼ tsp (spices)
• Basil (fresh): group the leaves together and chop into tiny pieces.
Add to the pot
Stir really well so the meat at the bottom is no longer stuck. Lower temperature of stove to a low medium (just bubbling). Cook for 1-2hrs. Stir every 10 minutes.
Have at a low boil for the first 30 minutes to cook the tomatoes, then turn the temperature down to “low” for a slow simmer.

^literally the recipe my mom sent me that i use

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>>694116859
The name of the artist is tabuley

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>>694120897
v nice

you are from the south knowing you use crisco

how often do you make it?

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>>694121280
like every two weeks we make a biiig pot that gets used for other meals for like a week

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>>694121396
i was going to say that makes quite a sum of sauce. Do you ever use wine in your sauce?

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>>694121632
No.
I think one time my mom used a little beer or some alcohol in it

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>>694121734
>a little beer
ruined

the only time ive ever used beer for cooking is for brats

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>>694121973
idunno
i was like 12 and i think i saw that
or maybe mom was just drinking while she cooked idunno

>>694122205
please dont add beer to your pasta sauce, add a red wine instead

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>>694122526
i dont really like wine though

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>>694122724
well what do you like?

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>>694122892
dogs
pokemon
beaches
boys
music

Sex, drugs and sausage rolls.

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>>694123019
would you say you like Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys

>>694123019
dont forget dank memes