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Hey /b/ i have an interesting idea for a thread. Pokemon Go
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Hey /b/ i have an interesting idea for a thread.

Pokemon Go betas thread.

Today me and my gf went to our towns city hall and had a blast collecting pokemon and going to the the pokestops.

But it made me wonder. How many people out there have no access to a car nor money for transportation, no friends to hunt with, or too socially awkward to go out and explore and socialize with people.

On my journey today i saw a lot of people who looked like they haven't stepped out of their parents basement in the last 5 years playing pokemon go.

Are you this beta /b/? Please share,
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btw i went from level 2 to level 8 by the end of the day. Didn't get many rares but got a lot i was looking for.
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>>694085313
Wandering around 5 acres farm at thr end of the road past a town at the end of the road.
>all this tall grass and no pokemans
Can't even get pikachu to spawn within range of muh wifi.
I have a feeling even if I make the trip to town, I'd be wandering around in hopes of pokemon near unlocked wifis while destroying my battery.
I wish it was around when I lived in the city =/
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>>694085455
I'm level 6 but I ran out of Pokeballs and there's not much as far as nearby PokeStops to get more. And I'm poor so I can't buy Pokeballs. Besides that, I don't want to buy into the freemium bullshit this early on. So, basically, fuck you.
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Haha no, I'm pretty shy and even I was chatting up lots of people and got some contact info.
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I wonder this myself actually.
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>>694086444
Nice, trips. Oh and some OC for you fgts. *Heart hands*
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>>694086427
how the fuck did you run out of balls?
ive got like 200 of them and havent paid for a thing
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>>694085313
Nope, because I live out in the rurals without a pokemon for miles and miles, so there's still no need for me to leave the house
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I got no friends to hunt with but i got a car so what ever
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>>694086617
I caught all my dudes around my house or by stores and shit and have been to only 1 Pokestop since starting. And, like I said, there aren't hardly and Stops around here.
Otherwise, I don't fucking know how I did. All I know is it sucks a fat dick
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>>694086713
Don't catch and drive doe. Or else, if you get into an accident, make sure you're the one who's fucked up and not the person you hit
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>>694086959
nahh i'd never, i like my car too much
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>>694085313
>no access to a car nor money for transportation
who the fuck would take a car for playing pokemon go?

on foot or on a bike are the only true ways you can play pokemon go
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My current setup, going out for another hunt tonight.
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>>694087075
cause if you live somewhere with nothing around for miles you can just park your car and walk for like 5 hours and go hope like a happily ejaculated man
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>>694087250
>hope
home
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What social aspects does the game even have? What does chatting and trading contact info get you in Pokemon Go? So far it seems like it wants you to go outside but still avoid human contact.
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>>694085313
https://youtu.be/TJG4aEtKeUw
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>>694087075
People who don't live on the west coast and don't want to fuckin melt when they go outside
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>>694085313
dude i dont have any friends, my brother has pokemon go but he doesnt want to fucking walk around all he wants to do is smoke weed and play video games. Im too scared to go outside alone im not tryna get mugged
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>>694087337
New friends to hang out with. We exchanged steam usernames so now more games to play with locals.

Depending on the person, hell, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about a marriage based on meeting in Pokemon go.
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Why would anyone play this game?? What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually spend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!
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>>694087714
We're all glad we're not you.
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>>694087714
nice bait. gonna respond anyway.

all four of those "criteria" are in there
and your criteria doesnt even make sense because pokemon snap exists.

if you're paying for this game, you're an idiot.
it's a free fucking mobile game. it's not like they're gonna spend time crafting a full-fledged pokemon game that they're just gonna give away for free, that's what S&M are for later this year, when they make us shell out 40fucking dollars
the reason why it doesnt have the normal battle mechanic is that if they *did* go that route, there'd never be a point in making another game for 3DS/whatever is in the future.
so take your pick: free mobile game or no pokemon games ever again?
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I'm a little disappointed with how they handled places that weren't cities, the place I live is in the mountains but it's well populated, yet there's nothing around me.

When in the intro they talked about pokemon in the plains, in the mountains, and in the water I was thinking maybe they actually designated regions of the globe into biomes. The Rockie Mountains a large mountain biome and the great plains a plains biome ect. And if you wandered these areas there would be a %chance of running into something. That way people might have specialized loadouts according to where they live.

But so far it doesn't seem they've done that
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>>694087714
Hunting capping and grinding are all the same thing in this case, and you don't win gym battles by just rapid tapping the screen, nigga stick and move.
>Git Gud you duck-butter chugging faggot
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>>694088330
The game beneith the game is called ingress. Look it up, all the pokestops and gyms came from there.
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>>694086427
I am living directly next to two pokestops and 1 arena, don't even have to leave the bed, you are really unlucky
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Why would anyone play this game?? What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually spend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!
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Why would anyone play this game?? What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually speend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!
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>>694089161

Lmfao, spoken like someone who doesn't like to bike or walk around. You dont win by paying money, you win by biking a lot tbh. If you are near a bike and ride around for few hours you will be way ahead of a person who pays and only walks a little.
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>>694089390

Near a park*
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My name is Ash Ketchup & I'm beginning my pokemon journey tomorrow, i'm going to be the best master on the face of mother earth
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>>694089613
Smoke. Rocks.
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>>694087714
simply having the name "Pokemon" doesn't mean the game is required to emulate the other Pokemon games. It's a great game for folks like myself who played Red/Blue/Yellow but then fell off and want to jump in for an easy-to-play, nostalgic experience that also involves exploring the world around you.

I guess it's not really meant for basement dwelling elitist virgin Poke-fags like yourself who have spent hundreds of dollars and countless hours playing Diamond Jade Silverite blah blah blah carbon copy versions of the same game over and over just with increasingly dumb-named creatures.

Btw it's free so nobody i getting "fucked over" you literal autist.

tl;dr pull up your wizard sleeves and go to bed.
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>>694089613
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>>694089715
I c ur in the forest just south of pewter city
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Broke 1k today
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>>694089811
Lmao
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>>694089828
I'm pissed... PISSED I TELL YOU! That you can't see other peoples' Pokemon's nicknames.
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>>694090128
Oh man I know. I want people to know that Swimmy Doggo beat them.
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>playing babies first and most casual phone game ever
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>>694090348
>not leaving your parents basement for more then 5 minutes
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>>694090348
>enjoying stuff for normal humans

this must really trigger you, huh?
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>>694086617

Yea if your in a rural area your boned, unless there is something of importance there. Ingress is an Alphabet (Goole subsidiary) so everything works off their locations. I did find some really weird spots by my area that where stops but whatevs.

Yea I got no car, so a daily Pokemon grind is my workout at this point, one of my friends has a car so we go down specific paths to get runs at poke spots and to walk around too. Gained 3 levels today too, such fun
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>>694090222
Nice trips, and my god smile down upon your nicknames.

>>694090348
Yeah, go 360 no scope 420 blaze it on that flappy bird, faggot.
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>actually managed to get outside today and catch some pokemon
>run out of data
Well fuck me I guess I shouldn't have wasted it all watching porn.
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>>694089277
Go to bed. You're drunk.
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>>694087153
silly team valor.
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>>694087075
I play while driving around in my truck. I just pull over when I find a pokestop and collect the loot real quick then go on to the next. You can cover a lot of ground and hit a lot of stops in a short amount of time this way.
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Not much but it's my team.

I am an autistic fat fuck and it's gotten my ass off the computer. Kind of nice hope I keep it up
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>>694091012
Drive around down town, you can pop the stops whiteout slowing down, and since it's a downtown there'll be hell of them.

(Assuming you have a downtown)
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>>694091055
Hey man that's really good and keep it up. It's a great game overall though and I've had a blast playing it.
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>>694091446
Thanks /b/ro
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>>694087075
Because rares are easy to find from car
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Just a scary thought of having to share the road with fucking idiots playing this while they drive.
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>>694087714
watch out guys, we've got a og pokemon master here.
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This game has the potential to be a very dangerous game. This game has been out less than a week.
-There are reports of people tripping and falling. -There was an internet news article(which turned out to be fake) of someone causing a freeway accident because they were driving and looking for Pokemons. But don't think that this can't happen.
-People are using the app and luring players(with some type of beacon) to a location and then mugging them. What is stopping someone from doing this and luring children that are looking for a Pokemon?
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>>694085313
You ever hear of don't text and drive? All the Pokemon "betas" are gonna crash and burn
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>been walking around time. Especially art night cause servers work better
>meeting alot of people as well as just randomly running into friends I already knew were playing
>meeting some cute ass pokèthots playing

I never thought pokemon could improve my social life, physical health, and help me meet women all at the same time. Thank you based pokemon company.
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>>694092757
thanks for the tip
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>>694092809

Thank Niantic too you fucking faggot.
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>>694092809
>want to play pokemon go
>can't go out during the day because everyday is over 100 degrees
>can't go out at night because I'm likely to get robbed
There's a pokestop not two blocks from my apartment and I can't fucking get to it.
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>>694092757
True it hasn't happened in my area but not like it couldnt. However me and my boys always roll at least 4 or 5 deep and would gladly stomp out some dumb nigger trying to get in the way of me and a pokemon
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>>694092757

The beacon is a lure, which makes Pokemon appear more in the area. I heard about the robbery and it sucks but it's pretty easy to catch the person, the tag name and stuff pops up on who did the lure. Guy got caught pretty quick so hopefully it doesn't happen again
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>>694092902
Oh you mean the company that literally just bought rights and then took their one and only title and put a pokemon theme to it? Yeah I guess thank those hacks too
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>>694093254
Straight up savage
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Can I ask something?

What's so wrong with Team Valor?
I see that most people choose either mystic or Instinct but when it comes to Valor everybody hates on it
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>>694093486
it's the bulbasoar of the 3
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>>694093486
Just jokes, around my area everyone hates instinct. I'm valor myself but honestly no one cares.
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>>694093544
I didn't ask for a comparison of the three, I'm asking what's wrong with it
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>>694093544
Then what is the charmander of the three?
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>>694093619
Everything. It's in the bible. Corrintheans 13:37 thou shalt not pick shitty team by the name of Valor in Pokémon go.
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>>694085313
I found one in the local gay bar and it was awkward
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>>694085313
Pokemon go has made me 52 dollars since its release... Fuck this is my new job.
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Sup /b/ it's 2:00AM where I live and someone has been putting a sensor module in a lonely place of my town for the last two hours. Should I drive over there and see if I spot anyone who looks like an evil-doer? What do/b/?
>pic related, it's the lure module
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>>694093970
How? You can't trade so how could you possibly make money
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>>694094160
Eh they may just live near by. I can acess one from my bed so I do it in the middle of the night all the time. More pokemon for me
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>>694085313
Playing this game makes you beta. I love Pokemon but you people looked autistic as fuck.
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>>694094160
Looks like Pokemon aren't the only thing they're trying to lure in heheheheh amirite guys?
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>>694094160
>go there
>get beaten and robbed
>maybe even killed
or
>grab a gun or knife if you have it
>call your friends
>go there ready to kill some people in self-defense
>kill said people in self-defense when they attack you
>get pussy
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>>694094314
There's literally no houses near that place, they're all stores. It's a remote part of the city so it's kinda weird idk
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>>694094197
Idk some dude gave me 2 bucks for giving him a bottle of water I had in my bike. Another dude gave me 10 bucks because I went and fetched him 2.5 gallons of gas. (he covered the gas too) and a lady gave me 20 bucks because I helped her install a bicycle rack on the back of her mustang.. And I made another 20 bucks for being the guy to sit on an alligator while someone taped its mouth to have it moved to another pond...

Idk im lucky??
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>>694094473
Dawg go and post results. I will monitor this thread for your safety. If you get worried post an emergency number to call
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>>694094407
>get pussy
Don't forget the countless number of Pokemon I'll encounter thanks to the rapists' lure module. Thanks for the idea /b/ro
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>>694094646
OK I wouldn't credit all that money to pokemon go but that's semantics amd at least answers my question so thanks
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>>694094665
Starting my car up at the moment, will give details after I get there
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>>694094838
Well the only reason I was in those areas was looking for pokemon...
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>>694094160
>drives over to lure
>gets out of car
>looking around but doesn't see anyone
>guy dressed like ash ketchum jumps out of some bushes
>get shot with a tranquilizer dart
>wake up with sore ass and wallet missing
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>>694094907
good luck and safe travels anon
>godspeed
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>>694088330
the game is young they had to start somewhere...
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>>694086427
>can't even throw a ball in real life

faggot, aim and throw and you won't waste so many balls
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Anon who drove over to the lure here, I circled the block once and there was just some random mid-thirties aged guy there, he was sitting at a bus stop but the strange thing is that buses don't pass this late. Didn't manage to get a picture since I drove by him at a pretty decent speed and I didn't wanna raise suspicions. Not sure what to do next.
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>>694094646
Dudebro. That is weird. Cool, but weird.
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>>694094907
We are waiting in suspense. If you meet a fellow pokebro say hi for us.
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>>694087714
Well, anon, I for one agree with you completely.
I remember when google and nintendo first pulled this idea as an april fools joke. Still I thought that would make for a revolutionary ARG and be successful since it's got famous franchise star power. But I thought it would be like regular pokemon for the gameboy. Honestly, the only reason I'm not going to play this game is because of the lack of a battle system where you can challenge anyone and grind and level up your pokemen.
Until there's a way for me to grind a magicarp into a gyarados, then go blast people's inferior pokemen to smithereens, this game just isn't for me.
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>>694094646
How the fuck does one get to be "the guy to sit on an alligator while someone taped its mouth"??
Did you walk on the street looking at your phone and someone approached you, saying: "Hey man, could you sit on this alligator for me real quick?"
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>>694095525
>being this gullible
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>>694095525
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>694095343
Go say hi to him and ask if he wants to catch some pokemon together.
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>>694089828
Hypno is a jew
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>>694095343
The fucker just waved at me the second time I passed, I think he knows, I'm tempted to egg the dude
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>>694093034
I live in AZ, everyday's 105-110 at this point.
Just be like me and bring 4L of water.
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>>694088330
give it time dude. it's not even a week old and they're going crazy just trying to keep the servers from blowing up. it was a bad launch but I have a feeling this shit is going to be REALLY improved upon in 6 months time.
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>playing pokemon go
>4 pm, theres a shit ton of people in my friends neighborhood that play it
>i walk into my friends house, set a lure
>a shit ton of people are trying to find my friends house
>a group of fat 20 year olds knock on the door
>i open
>"hello?" i ask
>"did you set a lure?" the molding obese rooster asks
>i say yes
>i close the door
>lock it
>me and my friend laughing our asses off while the molding roosters knock on the door and ring the doorbell
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>>694085313
>How many people out there have no access to a car nor money for transportation
Get a bike, just like IG
>no friends to hunt with
make them
>too socially awkward to go out and explore and socialize with people
play the games
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>>694095525
Its a pretty well known spot around a lake where dumb drunk people feed alligators all the time. Its a personal fishing spot as i can pull 5-7lb bass from it normally. Hooked on shiners, or watermelon flukes. . and the dude handling it probably wanted to move it before the trappers got there to kill it like they do monthly for that area. There's alligators everywhere in florida bro. Its not hard to find one wild and to sit on it... Just bring some rope.

To catch an alligator on a hook. Use a steel leader, a large bass hook. And a cheap foam bobber. Just get it close to their face and they snap at it. Good luck getting the hook out tho. Ill let you figure that out on your own.
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>>694087714
Only idiots put money in this game, its in no way pay to win, all you can buy is the standard shit and exp boosts, you would still have to work for the exp, and you get all the items and boosts for free, there is nothing pay to win about it, just sont be a lazy fuck and you will be fine
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I have no chance of catching up to this shit blue team queer
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>>694097708
>not p2w
Soon©
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>>694088330
I actually see that as being the idea when they add the new regions.

Your home region has these original pokemon, but to get the other regions you have to actually travel

But it won't be that way because people would bitch too hard
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>4 days ago
>Get pokemon go
>Exited.jpg
>Go for a pokewalk, eager to catch some mons
>Decide to take my skateboard
>Going down the hill while looking at my pokemon go
>Wild massive fucking jagged rock appears
>Fall off skateboard and tear ligaments in my left kneecap
>Can't get up, asian man also playing pokemon go walks straight past me
>tfw haven't been able to walk since release date and all my local gyms are taken
pic related
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>>694099296
>skateboard

kek
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>>694099296
kek
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>>694085313
>>>694099767
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>>694099900
and the other night i went to a party and some dudes house and went out with my gang to catch some pocket monsters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vF-VkaEy5k
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