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Why do you faggots like this game so much? I just went on an hour walk and I didnt even see a single pokemon. I was even using the incense. Now one. And to top it all off the ar camera doesnt work on my phone. I have an iphone 6s and it cant detect my phones position. Such a shitty app. I had to leave the house for the first time in years and I just get slapped in the face. I can still hear Satoshi Tajiri laughing at me
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Pokemon GO:
Getting idiot neckbeards to exercise since 2016.
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Game is trash, it's not even a game. Tap on your screen and then pay us money for shit so you can be better than everyone else!
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>>694086835
>>694087981
>>694088961
Samefag
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>>694090023
Not at all. Games trash
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It's because even Pokemon's think you're a rapist
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When u can battle other trainers and can level Pokemon In wild, then it will be fum
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>>694088961
>Game is trash, it's not even a game.
>free game is shit
you get what you pay for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>694090325
I bet he wants every bit of his money back too.

Hey op, you keep your two cents also.
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The game is fun as fuck.
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>>694090479
its a revolutionary game
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>>694090903
Pay to win mobile game .... (revolutionary game) are you kidding me?
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>>694092152
how is it pay to win
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>>694090252
that's exactly what it's missing. can't wait
>>694090325
/thread
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>>694090252
ye,would be better to have battles rather than "cover that pokemons face with balls"
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>>694086835
Servers could be better but all in all its a pretty good game. Have to see how long the hype lasts but right now I see so many people playing it everyday outside which is what the game was designed for. I've already had so many interactions because of this app that would have never happened otherwise (because me and my friends would be playing video games inside). Hopefully they come out with updates that expand on the multiplayer aspect and along with other gen pokemon. People who really hate the app are just that ....haters IMO. The app has already made me walk over 10 miles in the past couple days and i've started to lose a little weight and get a nice tan going so that alone is worth.

PS I enjoy bringing those yellow team S.O.B's down who keep trying to take over my local Portillo's and Dentist office. Red FTW
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>>694092644
You can buy all the items in the Fucking game duh
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>>694093902
or u can walk around and get those same items
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Look, more idiots who don't understand gps games.
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>>694092958
It's not a good game. You don't need any skill. There is no battle system.
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>>694094051
Wow. That's pointless.
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>>694086835
Game is pretty shit if you are stuck with anything less then 3g connection... Also if you live in the boonies.
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>>694086835
>No pokemon even with incense

Nice troll. Enjoy the rest of your summer.
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>>694093902
>Duh
What are you? a 16yr old female cunt from the local pub for poor People?
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>>694093902
Off the top of my head you can't buy revives, potions, berries or great balls. Just sayin.
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>>694092152
Mo' fuckers don't know about muh Ingress.
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>>694094051
>>694094516
Can you buy any other types of pokeballs?
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>>694094535
Still happier than 90% of people on /b/.
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So funny how so many people are trying to defend a trash mobile game that doesn't even work. Half the posts I see about it are people bitching about the servers lmfao.
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>>694086835
i live near a graveyard, and there are some pokemons inside.
>hemorrhoids
>alcoholic
>life
<failed green text
>kompot
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I went on a 25 minute walk earlier with my son and caught 11 pokemon and almost got to lvl 5
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OP here
Why would anyone play this game?? What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually spend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!
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>>694092958

Or just people who hate the fact money = levels.

Pokemon hype + pay-to-win = profit

end of story.
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>>694086835
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>>694095871
reply
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>>694095251
Pretty much this. The comcept of pokemon GO is cool but the reality is that it is a bare bones piece of shit with no lasting appeal. Its fun as a gimmick seeong who can get more pokemon between my friends but i wouldnt spend a cent on it while the battles suck so hard, cant battle wild pokemon etc...too much pay to win
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>>694096871
Exactly. Then I'm labeled as a "hater" on social media when you dare speak truths about this stupid trend. When in all reality, any true Pokémon fan would be upset that they fucked this game up. Why not have turn based real time strategy? That's the Fucking point of pokemon.
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>>694086835
> I can still hear Satoshi Tajiri laughing at me
More like laughing at the money he is making off morons like you who play this shitty game.
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>>694094233
Have you been to a gym? You can real-time dodge incoming attacks, that might be the most realistic pokemon fight to date.

They will add battling other trainers, they are paying attention, they already have a fighting system, a trading one shouldn't be that difficult.
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>>694098992
No, you fight a CPU you dumb shit. If it was real time, this game would be cool. Hence why were trashing it and don't understand why people see the word pokemon and act like the second coming of Jesus christ is happening before ours eyes.
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>>694086835
I raughed.
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>>694086835
>Went out at 2 am for a walk down to my gym.
>Gym is on a dark ass 2 lane road by a church.
>Foggy as fuck sitting there smoking a cig when a car rolls up across the street tuns on his hazard lights and just sits there.

Am I getting kicked out.

>Turns out its a trainer on his way back from work.
>Chill ass dude talk for a bit catch Pokemon share tips and what not.
>Ask for a ride home and the dude totally was a bro and got me home.

my 10k egg would hatch by the time i got back home
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>>694094535
Yeah i do
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>>694086835
Only faggots play this stupid shit.
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>ITT basement dwelling perpetual virgins bitch they can't play PokemonGo because it forces them to go outside
faggots
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>>694090458
>keep your two cents also.
top kek
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>>694088961
No need to pay, I just visit the park and get tons of every item, and all the stops have lures on them so plenty of Pokemon
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>>694093902
If you're retarded and want to waste money, otherwise that shit is free, and plentiful unless you live in the boonies
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>>694088961
>not a game
>proceeds to describe every game ever made
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>>694094830
That was a couple of days ago, srevers are much improved now
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>>694095822
You don't need cash, just leave the fucking house and find an area with lots of pokestops. Farm pidgeys then use a lucky egg before evolving them en masse
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>>694095251
Grinding is just the shitty side effect of the jrpg game model
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>>694090252
I think they'll add that and trades in a update
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>Go to literally any park in my city
>Pokestops everywhere
>Some of them overlap
>Multiple gyms
>People stacking lures on multiple overlapping Pokestops creating sweetspots

There is really no reason to bitch.
>Buh muh turn based

Considering how much this shit is exploding, if they made a 1-to-1 copy of pokemon there would be no reason to continue making them on real consoles.
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This game is insane. I didn't leave until 4am, there were like a hundred people out catching Pokemon in the middle of the night hahaha.

I met so many people.

Sorry for anyone not living in the city.
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>>694086835
Is there any pokemon go rule 34 yet?
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Took over a gym today. Fun shit
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>>694099611
Jesus fucking christ all you do is complain.

People are having fun, and you just cant handle it.

Shut the fuck up already.
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>>694103076
It's called rape porn
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>>694103124
What was the CP of your Eevee before it evolved?

I keep seeing all these fucking swole ass Eeveelutions.

>>694103016
Same experience here. I went to a park and when I looked up from my phone I could see 100+ people all around the park obviously playing Pokemon GO.
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>>694103248
It was 190 something if I remember correctly
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>>694086835
I have no idea but my gf loves this game so much she drug me out of the house yesterday just to walk to a bunch of different "landmarks"
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>>694099611
>implying they won't implement that in future
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>>694103315
Is the evolution random? Can you pick which one it turns into?
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>>694094263
You are missing the point you stupid cunt
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>>694103440
I have never seen a non-vaporeon evolution.
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>>694103545
Don't feed the trolls anon.
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>>694095871
>>694095871
:)
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>>694103561
I've seen tons of Flareons.

OHHHH

Maybe it evolves based on what team you're on.

I'm on yellow team maybe I'll get a Jolteon.
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>>694103440

depends on the move it has, think swift gets you vaporeon, dig gets you flareon.
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>>694103561
I have Jolteon.

Every article I've read says its random.
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POKEMAN!! Pokeeemannnnn!!! LELELELELELELELEELELELELELELE EBIN.
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What exactly is pay to win about this game?
I have all this stuff from the store without paying a penny.

Of people want to pay so fucking what?

It's a free app/game, maybe it's development and server costs are actually worth something you tards.
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I suck at this game because I don't like leaving the house
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>>694103660
I evolved it before I picked a team. I'm going to catch another eve and evolve it
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>>694103561
I have a Jolteon, friend has Flareon
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>>694103834
LOL
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>>694103834
You should have one bad ass rat then
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>>694103660
Team color doesn't matter, it's random
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It makes me so fucking angry that Pokemon Go is so goddamned popular.

It's literally just Ingress with a Pokemon skin. Ingress is better in nearly every way.
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>>694103858
Do they evolve if you power them up to max? Or do you gotta use the evolve button.
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>>694103948
chill out nerd
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tried it out yesterday
sure it was fun and I laughed a bit
but that's about it
don't think I will continue playing this game
maybe if I go to work I will check out what's happening around me
but that's it
don't know how everyone is sooo hyped about this
it gets boring so fast
also, the ar camera is so bad, starter pokemon, charmander floating on my window
and then when I went outside there was a magikarp on the street
oh and another pokemon was on the train rails
10/10

just imagine some kid walking into cars or the train because he wanted to catch a pokemon
I hope the people behind pokemon go have some good lawyers
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game has potential but being able to battle is fucking stuupid
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>>694103973
Don't know, never have powered to max. Evolving takes no dust thoug
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>mfw I want to participate in the newest fad but my smartphone is deactivated cuz I'm poor af
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my friend said he went to a "pokemon gym" or whatever with his coworker and it was at a cemetery, so he was looking around and seeing people walk on the graves, shit was hilarious.
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>>694104039
>just imagine some kid walking into cars or the train because he wanted to catch a pokemon
It's already happened.
People walking into traffic playing Pokemon Go.

That's why I hope this game succeeds. Maybe kill some shitter casuals in the process, hopefully some of them are BlackLivesMatter chimps or Feel The Berners.
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I love the game. I have never really been into Pokemon though, even when I was in school I never watched the shows. I collected the cards for a little while, until they got stollen.
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>>694104053
how the heck did you get 25 eevee candies.

I've only found two eevees
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>>694104214
Not being a fucking pleb. I have 50+ eve candies and a vaporeon
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>>694086835
This game is worse the safari zone
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>>694104196
How retarded are these people the aoe on that radar shit is like 50 meters
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>>694104039
>I hope the people behind pokemon go have some good lawyers
Confirmed retard
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WHO ELSE IS YELLOW TEAM

AM I THE ONLY NIGGA
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>>694104670
Yellow Bro's for life
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>>694104608
People sued for less
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>>694104670
Team blue, you yellow faggot
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I am just waiting for somebody to wear their team's colors in the hood and get stabbed
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>>694104692
WE ARE FEW BUT WE WILL TAKE OVER THE PLANET FUCK EM' ALL

MY ENTIRE CITY IS RED AND BLUE FUCK
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>>694104738
Gangs usually have a two color system
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>>694104608
"Be aware of your surroundings at all times"
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>>694104796
I thought they were just all black
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>>694104829
Yea, they warned people. That pretty much relieves them of all responsibility
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>>694103660
it's based on the eevees moves. i know swift gets vaporion and dig gets flarion
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>>694104877
People have walked into traffic using there phone normally, texting and shit. And texting while driving and what not and nobody has sued the phone manufactures.
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>>694104926
I've never seen a third attack besides swift and dig
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>>694104796
Bloods, Crips, I the latin kings fly yellow.

>>694104926
That is a fallacy I evolved an evee with dig and an evee with swift and I got flarion both times.
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>>694095251
Imagine your life sucking so bad you got this upset over fucking Pokemon.

I've seen some fucked up things on my time here but this post is the only one that made me wanna say something.

Anon, you really need to re-evaluate your life.
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>>694097767
If you want a traditional turn based pokemon game why dont you just buy a fucking traditional pokemon game you lazy shit
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>>694104670
team zappybirb sucks and you should feel bad
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The eve evolution topic has me curious. Catching a new eve now and will post results once evolved
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>>694104985
i think it's body slam?? tbh i've not been able to catch an eevee yet, i've been stuck at home all weekend and there is only like 2 pokestops and a gym within walking distance
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>>694105118
Yellow team is highly based

I pray that to Lil' B that you will do well in-game despite our differences. Good luck!

TYBG
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>>694105056

+1
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>>694105217
Spoiler: it's random
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This fucker takes 100 candy to evolve
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Sounds more like OP is just complaining about having to walk for an hour...
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>>694105457
FUCK DUDE NO WAY.

poliwrath is my favorite water pokemon.

guess I gotta spend my life at the beach like a regular nigga from california fuck
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>>694092958
Agreed. So many people outside in places playing they need to add battles and trades to the game.
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>>694105602
Trades are coming, idk about battles.
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>>694105457
>100

Holy fuck
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>>694105680
fucking magicarp needs 300
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>>694105526
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>>694105457
my fucking magikarp takes 400 candy
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>>694105238
Can confirm, got one with body slam.
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>>694105770
But you get a bad ass fucking evolution
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>>694105722
hahaha do you live near a lake or somethin
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>>694105770
Who needs the most candy?
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>>694105457
Nidorino/Nidorina both take 100 candy to evolve as well.
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>>694105850
Yes
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>>694105857
aaron carter
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>>694105857
Pretty sure it's Magikarp
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>>694105976
>>694105770
>>694105715

Gyarados better be a fucking GOD

But since this game has super effectives and weaknesses, and super swole Jolteons are everywhere it might not be worth it.
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>>694104670
got ya fam team battery jesus
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>>694095871
kek, germanfag or are my spideysenses tricking me?
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>>694105715
400
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>>694095871
Summer fag
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>>694105056
This
Also Pokemon Go has a lot of redeeming qualities. And after a few updates I bet this game will live for a really long time
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>>694094051
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pokémon go fuck yourself
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>Pokemon Go opens up a whole new world.
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how do I trade my pokemon?
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>>694104833
Kek
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>>694086835
You didn't turn your GPS on
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If and when pokemon become tradable there are gonna be people selling dratinis for sixty bucks a pop. And there will be people dumb enough to buy them.

Also are shinies a thing in GO
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>>694095099
Dubs so it must be true
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yeah what the fuck is with this fucking candy shit, how is it that they can be cruel enough to think that rarity should be so enforced when to evolve you have to multicatch and spam candies. my dratini will never be a dragonite.
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>>694110496
Dunno if shinies are a thing but they sure as fuck need to be
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>>694111412
Deutschfag?
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This is my third day.
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>>694113202
Shit I want a tauros
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Saw a lickitung but game froze. FML
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I got a few questions, just downloaded the game about an hour ago, and went for an hour walk around my town.

When you get to the pokestops, do you get more/better items the harder you spin the sign?

When you throw a pokeball, the pokemon has this green circle around it, pulsing. I'm assuming its to tell you when its best to hit the pokemon with the ball, is this right?

Do you encounter other pokemon at night, in the same area?

Also, ive just been catching anything i encounter, figured its good exp, + u get items right?

Havent used any items yet, still only lvl 3.

Did get 17 pokemon on that trip tho.
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>>694104039
>learn how to green text summerfag
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>>694095871
Come on now
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>>694114434
No
Yes color indicates chance of catching
Yes
Yes
When you get to level 5 you get potions and revives. I think lvl 12 you get great balls and later master balls. And pokemon cp levels are based on your level. And the amount you can increase their cp is based on your level too.
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>>694095871
I just caught a Pinsir and Magmar. I just started the game.
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Ever is not transom based on its second ability is what you will get
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>>694103808
Well considering Nintendo pumped 25 million into the game before they even released it and you can still get every item in the shop for free just by EXERCISING... Yet people still complain.
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>>694103668
This is correct
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LMAO just got back from going to my first couple of poki stops

my house has aluminum siding, and with wifi turned off on my phone my pokemon guy is walking around making my jogger score go up about .1km a minute
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>>694095871
Jfc
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>>694115107
I think I was a bit unclear when it comes to the circle on the pokemon as you catch it.
You're saying it can have different colors? (like green=easy yellow=medium red=hard?)

I was more thinking if its a timing thing? Hitting the ball right as it pulses at it smallest?

Cause sometimes when I throw it says "nice" and I get bonus exp.

Also I guess I'm going on a walk tonight then!
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>>694104670
Team yellow is the only team
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>>694105526
NIgga Magikarp takes 400 candy to evolve
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>>694092958
You're a faggot. Team Valor is garbage and the only reason you still have your gym is the hp glitch.
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>>694116130
You're correct on the colors. You want to throw it when the circle is smallest and hit inside the circle to get the great throws. Also making circles on the pokeball before throwing will give you a curveball. You get raz berries later on to help catch difficult pokemon as well.
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>>694099767
this is how people get abducted.
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>>694103834

Jesus Christ, no pokemon could possibly survive in that environment!
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>>694086835
Just stick with ingrees
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>>694104833
i dont comdone racist shit but i lost it
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>>694086835
>iPhone
I have successfully identified the problem.
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>>694086835
>I had to leave the house for the first time in years and I just get slapped in the face

The fact you're a NEET with an iPhone is the main issue.
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>>694104833
Dubs of /thread
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>>694086835
Iphone 6s is a good phone? K. Should've bought Samsung you money waste faggot, can't even bluetooth
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This is insane
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>>694103016
My city is having a weeklong festival and there are luremods everywhere.

>is brety gud
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>>694118646
Gotta go somewhere with better pokemon.
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>>694103016
yup, live in the middle of nowhere like me and there might be 1 or 2 stops for pokeballs
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>>694118952
I do, but this is my selection at home.
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>>694119134
It's about the same for me. Sucks living in a rural area.
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>>694086835
Is not available in your country yet, but you are too much of a retard to realise that
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Kek it appears niggers have already figured out a way to ruin it for everyone.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/thieves-pokemon-find-players-rob-missouri-article-1.2706417
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>>694119491
Fucking missouri. I hate that God damn place
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Game is pretty shit OP, can't even train moves, fight, takeover gyms. Very disappointed, uninstalled quickly
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>>694119491
Figures. Can't have anything nice.
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>>694119647
But you can fight and taken over gyms you faggot. God damn
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>>694119877
Tap the screen 5 times until the bots health bar is low isn't fighting. I "fought" a gym and won a few times, all it did was level up the faggots gym
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>>694103834
that's probably not the only rat in that room =/
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>>694116393
I realised theres one more thing.

The tracking on the bottom right on the screen. I know it tells you what pokemons are nearby, but you can click on it and it shows footprints, what exactly does it do?
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>>694120071
Try fighting a gym that isn't your teams gym
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>>694086835
Don't like it. Don't play it dumbass.
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>>694103561
swift= vaporeon
dig= flareon
body slam = jolteon
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Is the game broken again

I was just about to go out and I can't log in
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>>694121356
>again
They never fixed it nigga
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>>694120352
3 prints I believe is about 1km from pokemon.
2 prints is half km away
1 print is something like 300 meters
0 is right on top of pokemon.
Something like that, so less tracks just means the pokemon is closer.
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>>694086835
stop using iphone.
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>>694121229
I hope so, mine has body slam. I always loved jolteon
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>>694121957
Thanks that helps alot
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>>694095099

You mean your wife's son.
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>>694122215
No problem. Happy hunting.
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>>694119086
>>694119415
Add landmarks on Google maps. Wait for weekly update. Profit.
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I haven't spent a penny on this game. A group of friends and I usually walk around the city after work and stop by a few local bars. I'm sorry that your life is in such a rough spot that millions of people enjoying a free game together angers you so much. I'm sure my over worthy buddies will literally live longer by being healthy because of this game. The dev has already confirmed trading and leaderboards with the next update. It's going to get up to what the old Pokemon games were, update by update.
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help I can't log in fuck
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>>694122976
This is what I've been telling everyone. Sure we can't battle now, or trade now, but it will come. And by the time it comes and they download the app, I'll have some monstrously large pokemon collection to kick their shit in with.
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>>694123198
What does it say when you log in with Google account?
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>>694123308
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>>694111412
>>nicht schlecht herr specht.
what level are you?
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lvl 9 already and have caught 117 pokemon
highest CP rating 723
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>>694123308
I don't know, I use the pokemon club account.

It just says it cant be authenticated after you press sign in
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Too many eggs
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>>694123367
Kek
>>694123851
Try Uninstalling the app and re-download it and sign back in.
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>>694122304
what?
my semen
it's my son
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>>694124183
It's a cuck joke. Some people are so delusional, they think all men are taking care of another man's baby
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>>694092958
Bro omg, i was about to agree with you but you just had to pick the wrong team... Smh..


Team Mystic all the way
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>>694124066
i got one egg that needs 10 km to hach
i hope that means a good pokmans will come out of there
btw
are there shinies?
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>>694086835

The game is overrated, it's not Pokemon, it Ingress with a Pokemon skin attached.

You don't battle wild pokemon to weaken them so they're easy to catch, you just lob pokeballs at them until you get one. Such a system is super fucking boring.

You can't battle your friends, and to "train" your pokemon, you just feed them stardust and pokemon candies--which are conveniently being carried by the wild pokemon a level 100 autist would have no trouble catching.

The only place to "battle" is at the gym locations, and the battle system is completely retarded. Instead of implementing the classic, turn-based battling system for Pokemon Go, Niantic decided to use some shitty tap-swipe crap that is complete shit.

this game is 1/10
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>>694124514
They further you have to walk, the better pokemon will hatch, ibhad a 2km one hatch a charmander, a 5 km hatch a tenticool
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>>694124514
It should be a pretty good pokemon. As for shinies I haven't heard or seen anything about them.
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>>694124622
muh games muh player experience play game me a play game :( play play game bad want to play good game >:( will u play with me?
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>>694124141
Still nothin'

It might be the pokemon club, I can't log-in on the website either. I think most people used a google account.
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>>694095871
Ghastly... Jealous
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>>694092152
its a GPS game which is the revolutionary part
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>>694124698
>got a charmander
i'm jelly
i started with a stupid bulbasaur
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>>694086835
>I had to leave the house for the first time in years

Did you leave on your electric wheelchair?
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>>694119491
Team rocket strikes again
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>>694103668
Mine knows body slam though?
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>be me
>love game
>go to waterfront and there's literally a spot where you can touch 6 pokespots without moving
>about 80 people chilling at that spot
>all of pokespots have lures on it 24/7
>buy 200 dollar 10,000 mAh power bank on craigslist
>shit load of power splitters/strips
>bring my cooler, ice, and a few cases of soda
>mfw when I charge pokefags $10/hr to use my power bank to charge their phones
>mfw when I sell soda $2/each

>mfw when I made fucking 800 dollars yesterday while playing pokemon and catching related

>mfw when I feels good man
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>>694124778

Pokemon is about collecting, battling, and training (the training being done through battling).

Niantic implemented 1 out of those 3.

Don't get me wrong, there are things I like about the game, it's just missing core aspects of *what* Pokemon actually is.

I like the idea of competing teams, thats cool (it would be awesome if Team Rocket were a choice, though).

We need a system for an elite 4 instead of the current leader boards.

My point was that, the game has potential, but it's not Pokemon. Unless you count Pokemon Safari for the phone as a legit "Pokemon" game.
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>>694086835
>>>/pol/80610796
>>>/pol/80610796

check out this thread faggots
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>>694115608
Lmao. Wheres your sources bud? Lots shit spewing out of your ass for a mouth
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>>694125300
>those dubs

Damn dude $800 really?
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Fun fact it isnt revolutionary a game called invisimals does ot alredy
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>>694086835
Try playing pokemon comaster.....its even worse
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>>694125486
Implying I give a fuck.
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>>694125300
>>694125300
>1300 cp flareon

Bruh that would whipe out every fucking gym within 50 miles of me
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>>694086835
>2016
>Being this cancerous over a shitty video game.
>Thinking that the company actually gives a shit about you.
>Paying money for dog shit.
>Being a beta cuck.

Picture related.
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>>694125988
I have a 734 vaporeon and I control 3 of my 5 local gyms. Fucking pleb around here
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>>694125988
this is her now
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>>694126147

>Fucking pleb around here

You make it sound like leveling-up your pokemon is actually difficult
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>>694126141
>thinking it costs money
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>>694126259
her lol degenerate
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>>694126274
It's not hard. That's the crazy part. Every day I go to the gyms before work to make sure I'm still top dog, and there are 15+ people walking around the gym trying to take it. The fact that they can't is sad
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>>694126402
There are genders.
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>>694086835
God damn. Copy pasta already?
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>>694103668
>>694103921
>>694104926
>>694104985
>>694105007
>>694105238

It's random. My flarion had body slam, and my vaporion had swift. And I have various other friends who have had random eveelutions too. Not team based, not time of the day, not how fat you are, not what moves it has, it's random.
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>>694126259
How do you get so much damn stardust?
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>>694086835
>I have an iphone 6s and it cant detect my phones position.
>Such a shitty app.
shitty app for shitty phone

get an android, fag
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>>694126687
Leveling up, catching pokemon
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>>694126720
Turn off the ar
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>>694125300
Guess I know what I'm doing when this finally drops in Canada
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>>694126395
Time is money, so in other words that anon is correct.
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