i was reading the other thread and it 404help a slow reader out post them all bonus
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
i was reading the other thread and it 404
help a slow reader out post them all
>bonus points for the one with the girl who breed with a dog for her bf from mlp
>>690519031
bumping
>>690519031
come on
from /sci/
Ill contribute
>>690519031
I give you a longer story to read
1/5
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>>690522365
thanks guys any more????
>>690525648
more must have more
>>690519993
Jesus, it's like looking at the face of a god, and he just does it so offhandedly that when people are disbelieved by it he thinks they think he did something wrong.
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>>690526533
more any of the girl from mlp board
>>690527179
pretty good
>>690519993
>you can expand your dungeon in the basement to house more lolis
>the urine physics are pretty simplistic
>their slut/nympho modifiers are also retarded
WHO IS THIS GOD AMONG MEN?
>>690519031
somebody got the webm for this?
>>690521734
holy shit anon that ending made me so happy
>>690528047
no i just posted it to try get more was stoned as hell thought it was funny as
>>690523709
wow that story made me mad. those kids are faggots
thats it nigger? no more stories?
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>>690523236
Holy shit I have never gotten more feels
>everyone read this I cried
I am in tears rn
>>690531777
It was so cute too Dx
>>690519031
more
>>690532004
this i watched happen was funny was showing a chick 4chan and it unfolded was
>>690519031
Plz post that picture
bumping for more plus dog girl from mlp some one
>>690532530
i only have that one there new computer
Tried to crop
someone must have more
more bumps
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>>690523236
Holy fuck, that is so god damn sad... Fuck that mother fucker. That pisses me off so god damn much. Rest in peace Elisa Sinclair
>>690535063
She really seemed like the perfect girl. Really makes me look at my life and how lonely I am and will always be
>>690535281
Who knows dude, the Op said he looked like a "stupid face".
You never know. It can always just be 1 attribute that can make you click with someone.
>>690535522
Yeah but I'm going to be a senior in high school and no one has ever shown any interest in me and I haven't found that one girl and I'm starting to doubt I ever will
>>690535063
Fuck i need to get some funny shit in here now, that was so god damn depressing.
>>690535766
nice dubs.
Still dude, you've heard the saying "high school is not the end of the world".
You still got the future, a future where you will be exposed to thousands of more people.
Don't get yourself down.
>>690536399
I guess so but in all honesty I can't help it. The one girl I was ever interested in was this girl I went to elementary school with and after elementary I left state for 3 years then came back and she was the only one that remembered me. Unfortunately, she's a 9/10 cheerleader and waaaaay out of my league even though i play water polo. I've tried talking to her but I'm so fucking stupid I can barely keep small talk going so I've kind of given up on girls.
>>690536174
still contributing ;)
>>690537034
This is definitely a thread im gonna contribute all i got
>>690537034
i'm gonna admit i'm jealous as hell of that party, holy fuck thats a pretty good one.
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>>690523437
Fuck. I need a drink.
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>>690523236
I hate it when 4chan makes me cry like a bitch in front of my monitor at 2pm.
>>690537003
You never know who you might enjoy the company of. Once your school year starts, just try to make new friends. Boys, girls, whatever. Its always nice to begin relationships. When you're talking to girls dont try to aim towards having them be your girlfriend or whatever. Just start a relationship. I remember back when i was in school, freshmen year or some shit. I literally was offering kids gum just for a way to start a conversation. Trust me dude, even if its small talk, you will be able to build up a relationship.
>>690537374
kek
still looking for the dog girl
>>690519993
So... where do I get this? For scientific reasons of course..
>>690537728
It's really hard for me to anyways because I have ADHD and I am extremely self concious about how much I talk and I always feel like I talk nonstop and that turns into me feeling like people just want me to shut up and then I don't talk at all so I just don't talk to people I don't know. I think that's social anxiety but I'm not good with diagnosing problems
>>690537728
But I do try sometimes and it's gotten me some amazing friends. Also sports and worked wonders on my social skills
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>>690537003
Plus I remember when i went from Junior to senior year in high school, trust me, i thought i was unable to create new relationships with kids ive known for years. But please trust me on this man, I was able to make friends with people who were in complete different cliques than mine. I literally made friends with almost every IB/AP student in my school and with half the theatre kids. Just in my senior year! And i was in a way different clique than them. Cliques dont mean shit now, everyone can be friends with anyone. Thats why highschool is so nice these days. dont be afraid to go out and make friends senior year! Dont just strive for that girl, keep her in mind. But try to find others that share the same personality as u!
> Sorry for the long, morale speech ;)
>>690537694
I look even stupider it's midnight where I am and I'm crying silently to myself
>>690521734
HOOOLLLYYYY FUCKING SHIT fake but just WOW
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>>690538327
I'd rather have someone who talks alot than not talk alot. Some people are listeners some are speechers, just try to find someone who can mix with you.
>>690538327
Thanks dude I'll keep that in mind next year (I'm not lying I will definitely take this advice) I would have never thought to go to /b for social skills
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>>690538327
It also helps to kind of rant because I'm the type of guy who is a listener to others problems and help them through theirs but never share any of mine because I feel like I'm inconveniencing them so I just bottle it up. My dad is the same way and he now has heart problems at 45 from stress so he tells me not to do it but I can't help it so thank you for listening and giving advice
>>690539125
No problem dude! Its always fun when /b/ gets this emotional during this AMs we all help each other.
Plus have you ever thought of getting any help for that ADHD? My friend takes prescribed Adderall because she has a problem with ADHD.
>>690537204
At least post the original
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>>690539554
anyone have dog girl from mlp
>>690539706
Am i the only one posting this lonely night?
>>690539725
Dont think i have that one...
Have an mlp one though
>>690537204
My fucking sides!!
>>690539554
I used to take adderal when I was younger and my dad put me on concerta instead because adderal made me a zombie with no personality but now I've kind of leaned to manage it so I don't take concerta anymore. But sometimes I notice I'm going into motormouth mode and that's when I get self concious. It's usually when I'm passionate about something or really excited. I swear the worst feeling is when you're super stoked about something and go through this huge deal explaining it only to find out that the person you're talking to isn't even listening or doesn't care
>>690540064
Cont.
My mom used to be that person all the time to me and it hurt our relationship so much that I didn't even talk to her anymore. I just browsed 4chan in my room all day and played computer games
Gather Around bois
>>690540064
Ya im sorry about that dude. Just think of ADHD as a harder difficulty ;).
But seriously i dont know how it is with ADHD, still there is usually someone out there that you can connect with and talk on and on.
Do you know if there is any group therapy for ADHD in your area? or maybe if you can afford a therapist. Those two options might help you further manage your ADHD.
>>690539975
it was posted last night about the girl that had sex with a dog for her bf from round 2014
>>690540612
Oh shit I remember this thread! That poor guy got his entire life ruined by that pic
>>690540668
I think there is but it's not a problem to the point where I need a therapist. Plus my dad is really tight on money right now so I'm doing all I can to try to ease the pressure on his checkbook
>>690540612
A long but good one
ok logging off make a thread later try find it
>>690538327
A legendary screencap.
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>>690522365
Crap man, that cut hard.
I ran out boys.... Cant contribute anymore. But ill lurk. I could tell a story of what happened to me yesterday though.
Short one dont worry.
>Be me
>Little cousin comes over to our cabin
>small 50cc engine 4x4
>Fun as all hell
>I decide to drive it, go up really high in the mountains
> BTW, it just rained so the road was a bit muddy.
>decide to go back home
> U-turn
> get close to a cliff
> Brake
> WTF? Brakes not working!?!?!
> Fall of cliff
> literally two seconds of falling
> Land in a combo of trees and branches
> look up, 4x4 is coming straight at me
> Ohshit.jpg
> branches slow down the atv, but its still falling
> catch it with my foot before it lands on me
> Finally get everything settled.
> Look up, literally vertical drop.
> If those branches werent there, I could have been dead...
>>690541727
lol thats a good one
>>690542166
More, you say?
>>690542234
Oh im downloading that shit, thats got me cracking up!
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>>690523437
I came here to laugh...not to feel
No matter how many funny greentexts I read today, that Elisa story fucked me up. Rest in peace Elisa :'(
>>690543183
true, ive been posting man, im trying to cheer everyone up
>>690539975
omg my sides!!!!
>>690543183
I want christianity to be true just so anon and Elisa can be together in heaven whilst the rapist burns in hell.
>>690543411
But the one that was the funniest was the broken English dude about the girls showering
>>690543689
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase
Posting my favorite green text
>>690543956
post nudes
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>>690543183
to him it was just sex,to her it was the lost of something important
and nobody will believe she was rape like most cute and innocent girls
>>690544796
and suddenly..
virgins dont feel so bad
>>690545290
That's exactly it. I'll admit I don't see how killing yourself on that situation is an option, but I also understand that she loved him more than she loved herself and when she felt like she lost what he loved her for, she had nothing else to live for. In my opinion, suicide is the easy way out, but I also understand that for some people, it's the only visible option. That's what is really heartbreaking about this story and why I'm still crying like an hour later. That plus I'll never find a girl who'll look at me the way Elisa looked at Anon
>>690542044
The use of literally actually took away from the severity of the situation due to the fact no one uses it correctly anymore. Good story though.
>>690543956
Anon, it's too late to be pulling this gay shit.
>>690535766
nigger if youre under 18 and still in high school you don't get to complain about being a lonely virgin
you also dont get to be on /b/
MODS
>>690530785
>knuckle touches
this thread had potential yo
>>690545897
well most people in her school start calling her a slut and start to bully her after the rape so that may help her feel dirty and unlove,hurt by everyone turning on her like, that she gain the fear of getting rejected by her best friend like the way her classmate did to her,so she killed herself before losting the light in her life.
it more was the losing people then lose her virginity that killed her
and cheer up anon you find girl like that one day, she may not be virgin when it happen
>>690549094
It used up all the potential my /b/oy
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gif
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>>690523236
Thanks for reminding me I have feelings anon. might not have shed a tear but I felt something thanks to this, been a long time.
>>690549587
Stop warning the newfags dammit.
>>690549448
i have hope yet
>>690519031
and the ugly people losers pretend there ugly so dont look pathatic and ugly but is smart and ugly
so who wants to be around the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers that smell like shit and is ugly and cock block everybody and is ugly and smell like dog poo like beyonce
like reddit and the ugly people losers that get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and act different when hurt the popular people with a trap or different traps cause the ugly people losers is lame and ugly and too ugly to hurt popular people with looks and smell like dog poo like beyonce like the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers
and the ugly people losers has lie about not being ugly or not smell like dog shit in movies or music
so fuck the ugly people losers that is ugly and still act gay and powerful but is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly on facebook and tv and the ugly people losers has loser friends on face book and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly and people only pretend to be nice to the ugly people losers cause outnumber the popular people and everybody but the ugly people losers got rejected by the popular people and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce so fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers and reddit that smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly on tv and music
and the ugly people losers kill popular people like biggie smalls and other popular actors the ugly way cause the popular actors thought the ugly people losers is ugly like the ugly guys losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smart and ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
thats why fuck the ugly people losers that outnumber the popular people and everybody like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly on movies or facebook
the white guys hurt different races in usa the ugly way like britney murphy and bruce lee
bump
i only have a few
>>690543956
>time to start checking the file extension of every pic in this thread
thanks faggot
>>690533558
I've seen the green text for this before and I need the sauce behind the original photo soo bad.
not really sure what this is
>>690519031
>bonus points for the one with the girl who breed with a dog for her bf from mlp
>ufuckingwatnow.jpg
>>690555555
lets see who gets these
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>>690556633
check my fucking digits
>>690555398
my life is complete
This is now a feels thread
>>690556429
>6/06/16
ah so a bernout wrote this
carsons been off the VP list for a few months
>shoulda probably realized at nuggies and mexicans
nearly done nigggers!!!!!!
>>690543956
lol you dirty fuck.
AND WERE DONE, THANKS ANONS
>>690557536
This one has to be my favorite of all time. Fucking gold
>>690557337
I've been looking for this for several years, thanks anon
>>690519993
Wtf dude
>>690519993
I was there, I think I saved the link to the beta somewhere
>>690530785
Guys hit on my wife when we're out. She declines. When they keep at it and offer drinks she does this shit. I am bearmode 6'10 and laugh in their sad manlet faces.
>>690558390
GO HERE INFIDELS!!!!!!!!
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>>690537953
waa(d0t)ai/sim-loli-pre-alpha-0-2(d0t)zip
There you go, the link is not working atm though
New thread? I managed to screenshot that screamer gif text so everyone of you pals can read it.
>>690556666
What the FUCK did I just read
>>690560010
the gospel of the lord
>>690558833
fucking waste of triple dubs
benin
>>690538609
No.
>>690556916
XXXDDDDD MADE ME FEELS
does anyone have the nisqik with the slavs squatting
>>690556114
Is there more to yhis?
>>690564084
that was pretty much it
bin laden :D
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>>690523437
Fuck... why'd you have to fuck me up like this?
I've already been depressed, and I knew this was gonna be sad just reading the responses but I still chose to.
AH! Sometimes, stories like this make me wish there were an after life...
>>690565706
possible if you could make it into one whole image
>>690558777
>6'10
How are those spine problems treatin' ya?
>>690538672
Oh sweet jesus. Lost into the 5th dimension
