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Hello all
>>690395391
claim and leaving
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Tenryuu claimed
>>690395497
A baby picture of Daffy, how cute.
>claiming yume
>>690394789
Give me updates and shit
>To mako
>Claimed
>>690395693
Sue me then
>>690395909
There are no updates to give, though! No one's showed up!
>>690395928
I work across the street. In a lawyers building. Think I won't?
>>690396033
Do it faggot
>>690396126
BRB going to floor 25.
>>690396033
I think you might be on the lucky side.
Konata, stop shitposting you retard.
Rory-sama claimed
Forgot how good all for one was
>>690396271
Is it bad that I was actually hoping someone would show up?
>>690396552
I know that feel all to well :(
I just want cool people to hang out with you know
>>690396243
Kek trying to trick me
>>690396552
Its 5:00 in the morning
What did you expect
>>690396552
Honestly I would love if Hanako, Kirino and Jenny all met up with me one day.
>>690396689
I know, Birb. I know.
>Really need new IRL friends
>Mine right now are lame
>>690396722
Not even!
>>690396811
For them to show up at 2 like they said they were.
>>690396819
I can see it now. Alcohol as far as the eye could see.
Need something good to watch tonight.
Any suggestions? something similar to Konosuba.
Akiko claimed
Ohayou's in progress
Good night/day /waifu/
I'm taking a nap
>>690396819
I'm yet to meet anyone from Portugal here.
>>690396950
Boku no Pico
>>690396950
REEEEEEE
>>690397060
Yeah cunt?
>>690397044
Someone called?
>>690397108
Best anime.
>>690397101
She's mai waifu
>>690397215
Until next season.
>>690396819
Kirino is a faggot though
>>690397266
Nope i am faithful to her, you daft cunt
>>690397215
SHE'S MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>690397266
fucking kek
>>690397266
>>690397399
Nice dubs but only trips can steal
>>690396939
I mean you guys are pretty cool tho
>>690397327
Criticism Tier 7: Name calling.
Sounds something like this: You are an asshat.
>>690397399
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHE MEGUMINE NO MEGUYOURS
>>690397543
YOU CANT OUT MEGUMIN ME RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>690397529
Tier 1:
Smug anime pictures
>>690397511
You guys are more friends than my actual friends.
>>690397543
>>690397627
Who will become the next Discount Megumine?
>>690397715
You know it.
>>690397627
I HAVE A BODY PILLOW NIGGA
REEEEEEEE
>>690397773
Both will, just give it time.
>>690397829
BULLSHIT REEEEEEEE SHOOWWWW OR SHE'S MINE
>>690397946
REEEEEW SCREW YOU
>>690397986
YOU HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA YET NEGRO REEEEEEEE
>>690398105
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA YOU BULLSHITTER YOU DONT HAVE A BODY PILLOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES MINE NOW TRIPS GET
waifu is slowly crumbling
>>690397773
Yeah, been hanging out with ya'll a lot more then I've been hanging around with my IRL friends lately.
Also these 2 Megumins ;_;
>>690398178
I DO THOOOOOO
REEEEEEEREEEERREREE
TRIPS GET FAGGOT
>>690398209
Goblin > Bastard > Wolf >>> Cherry Bomb
>>690398239
We can share her. >:^(
>>690398239
FORGOT PIC
REEEEEERER
>>690398209
Good
>>690398329
NO REEEEEEEROLL
>>690398335
IM FUCING SAVING THAT REEEEEEEE
Lots of seasonal autism in the thread today
>>690398426
I'VE BEEN SAVING WHAT YOU'VE BEEN POSTING REEEEEEE
I WAS HERE FIRST
>>690398289
bastard was more of my style.
is a hard choice because goblin has many good songs aswell
>>690398465
I know right?
I'm off to bed
>alt-shinoa
>>690398215
The first thing in months me and my friends made plans for was to go see the Warcraft movie. Did we? Nope.
>Send new friends pls
And i dunno, I'm laughing at it.
>>690396939
Wouldnt be too wrong.
>>690397325
Hes still an Ausfag.
>>690398721
Id go watch it again
I'm a new anime fag.
>/a/ was no help
Where to begin my road to literal anime?
>>690398897
Read FMA manga
>>690398897
GATE or One Punch Man.
>Rory-sama
>>690398897
Killing yourself.
>>690398680
Bye.
>>690398648
Hard choice for me as well, it's almost like rating Gorillaz albums. I even considered Wolf for 1st place because I really like the story it tells, but there's a few songs I simply dislike.
Hopefully we can both agree Cherry Bomb was meh-tier.
>>690398897
Boku no Pico
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Late claim.
How's everyone doing today?
>>690398897
Depends what kind of anime you want, comedy? Serious? A fictional setting or a realistic one? My suggestions for starters are Code Geass and Death Note.
>>690399302
Been a while.
>>690399302
I don't want to live but dying is such a hassle. You?
>>690398897
well
>>690398929
>>690398948
these are obviously shit.
popular anime is shit
just because I'm a hipster.
https://xly15.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/1308871789637.jpg
>>690399091
yeah.
did you listened to Earl Sweatshirt yet?
Claim
>>690399609
I'm ashamed to say no. But I will fix that soon, albums are downloading and I will just burn flowers before listening to them. Do you recommend the release order or should I mix it up somehow?
>>690399497
Yup, it's been some time Rory.
How've you been?
>>690399529
Killing yourself is like dropping a game before finishing it, you'll never know how it ends.
I'm doing good thanks, a bit stresses for finals and other stuff but for the rest, I'm good.
>>690399330
Non-serious, 0 plot, comedy. Pretty much kms tier.
I read and watched the current entirety of SYD and am thinking about watching K-on some more.
Where does that put me?
>>690399819
You should just mix them in whatever order you like, I guess.
>>690400105
forgot picture
>>690399853
>Killing yourself is like dropping a game before finishing it, you'll never know how it ends.
It's closer to closing a book on a bad story in my opinion. Doesn't matter how it ends if the rest sucks.
>>690398721
I did the same with my friend. He came home from a trip to Asia for two months. When he came home we said that we'd hang out and we still havent.. FeelsBadMan
I just checked and the big canvas is dry, so I've taken it down and tacked up another one. This one seems to be about 5'x5'.
>>690400073
Anne Happy
Bakuon
>>690400105
I guess I will listen to 'I don't like shit' first because I heard so good about it and release order after that.
>>690400204
So the glass is half empty?
My situation is like drinking a shit drink around a group of peers drinking the same thing. They're all enjoying it so I can't just NOT drink it and pretend to enjoy it, so do not disappoint the ones I love.
Lmao.
>>690400225
It's okay Birb, I'll take a trip to Europe and we'll hang. ;~;7
>>690400334
both look likeable, thanks anon
>>690400204
So it's more like monotony than just a shitty life.
>>690399853
Ive been fighting off some kind of bug for a while, but otherwise fine.
>>690399609
But Chen
I wub u m8
>>690400448
So you cave to peer pressure?
That is disappointing.
Guess it's a good thing you don't know me I guess.
>>690400679
>being this bad
>>690395391
and the ugly guys losers has to kill the popular people the ugly way cause outnumber the popular people cause the ugly guys losers is jealous cause is ugly and lame so thats why fuck the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit a bunch of ugly freaks like the ugly people losers that is ugly and lame and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
>>690395391
and try to set traps so can read me cause get angry cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt me with looks and iam living
>>690400725
Sorry, I do cave to peer pressure, but it's more like family, not peers. I realised once I posted that the use of 'peers' was dumb as fuck.
>>690400553
The dream is real
>>690395391
and thats why fuck the ugly people losers like jackie and fuck the worthless losers like the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit and smell like dog poop like beyonce
>>690400624
I'd take monotony over what I have currently.
Literally surrounded by drugs and the shit tier people who push and use them.
The House I live in is basically a trap house.
Can't find anyone who cares beyond these threads, and that is saying so little I really should just stop it.
But everyone wants someone to listen to them. No matter what.
Just gotta remember not to take them for granted, chances are 100 percent they won't be there forever.
I have every pics of her.
But I need more.
>>690395391
the ugly people losers is ugly and always try to hurt the popular people with their minds
Hello waifu
>>690401398
>popular people
>4chan
Who might you be talking about?
Shiro claimed.
>>690401537
This is new copy pasta.
Ignore, but it's pretty funny.
>>690401710
That's one pretty blind dog.
>>690401537
heya Shiro
Makoto Kino claimed.
>>690400679
Glad to know.
>>690401273
So basically there wouldn't be anything more comfortable than death at this point. Unless your life gets a turnover, and I really hope for that to happen.
>>690401273
Suicide is not the answer. If you take the opportunity, even if it scares you, you will claw your way out of whatever horrible situation you're in. Set priorities and remove one poison after another. Even if you end up somewhere strange, you're free. I have faith in you. :)
>>690401273
Your text did hit me in the feels
Sounds like there's not much you can do. I could give you a speech about taking charge of your life and getting a job and moving and all that shit but I know that's not what you're here for
I can only hope things will change for the better for you
We're here to listen if you need to vent
>>690402323
More or less. But again, dying is such a hassle.
>>690402105
Olá Chara, how's it going?
>>690401710
There's way too much pasta going around here...
I'm done with the first Ohayou
You guys think this is good enough?
>Akiko
>>690403391
Roll maid
>>690403725
Looks pretty good.
Slow times
>>690403892
>>690404025
Thanks, I'm not good at drawing anime style but I'll give this a go
I've got a list of 30+ Ohayou's to do
>>690404632
Yeeep.
>>690404637
Jesus. Good luck with all those!
>>690403391
Hey maid one show me more maid legs!
>>690403828
>rolling for rape
>>690403892
Bully.
>>690404637
That's a lot, maybe you will be able to see an improvement comparing the last ones to the first ones.
>>690404825
>doing it anyway
>>690404819
It's the summer vacation. I couldn't have wished for something better to keep me occupied
>>690404880
Exactly
That's why I'm doing Akiko last
>Barely keeping awake just before I get off work
This totally won't end in disaster.
>>690403828
roll for cat
>>690404825
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>>690405201
The way I imagine it the bell ribbon earring thing will look great in a Ohayo.
>>690404920
I'm impressed that someone took the afford of creating this. Next time spend a little more time on cutting out though. Them white pixels...
Claimed niggers
So bored.
>Rory-sama
>>690405342
Thank you maid one this is great
>>690405409
Beschwerden bitte an MissP ist nicht mein Werk
>>690404920
Oy m8 back off
>>690406075
>tumblr
>>690403681
Damn, sorry for the late reply.
It's going alright. Day is pretty much shit due to salty parents.
>>690406354
Yeah I let you have your time till you die then I will take your corpse and syndra for my pleasure
>>690406354
rolling for claw
>>690406480
I would have guessed that after all the time spent with Tenryuu you'd be immune by now.
>>690406107
Moin moin. Welcher von denen hier ist das?
>>690406480
come on Chara, don't be sad now..
>>690406766
>rolling for more legs
>>690406767
Der ist seltener da und ist meistens nur am Photoshopen
>
>>690406496
I wont die so soon
Or i will
Who realy knows and gives a shit
>>690406767
I don't spend that much time with Tenryuu
And life parent salt is even saltier than Tenryuu salt mine
>>690406850
I'm not sad, I'm aggravated
>>690406850
I swear to fucking god my pictures are getting smaller after I save them
>>690407159
>aggravated
come on Chara, don't be aggravated now..
i hate seeing you like this
maybe i can do something to make you happy? a hug? or maybe you want to talk about it?
i'm here to listen you
>>690406937
Da sollte man meinen, er wisse wie man einen Hintergrund sauber entfernt. Pleb.
Wobei der Pimpcane nicht übel ist.
>>690407159
Indeed, it's less fun when you can't just walk away from the screen.
May I ask what the salt's source is?
>>690407159
Mind if I ask what the salt's source is?
>>690407406
It's okay, I appreciate your concern though.
>>690407471
>>690407561
The source is... well I wish I knew. I got up and the first thing that happened I was yelled at for... uh.. lemme thing the first thing I was yelled at today was...
Oh yeah, I didn't say good morning the second I got in the same room.
Then I got yelled at for not keeping my room clean
Then I got yelled at for no vacuum cleaning the house, right after I cleaned my room.
Then I got yelled at for throwing away a certain piece of paper with the signature of my parents.
Then I got yelled at for picking the cherries the wrong way (we have a cherry tree)
and so on, it just continues and even though some of it was justified it was most of the time just a "yeah, I'm pissed for no reason and now I'll make sure you know about it"
So was up? I need some coffee
>>690407849
ugh, Chara. i just want to hug you and tell you everything will be okay.
![Syndra [101].png](https://i.imgur.com/RlcRe0C.png "Syndra [101]")
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jjDCm4p.jpg "Syndra [194]")
