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>>690346132
Every liberal anti gun fuckwad reposts this all over social media
>>690346486
Homie looks like he busted out of Auschwitz.
>>690346350
>>690346249
Are these real things or satire?
>>690346733
typical lolfag
being attracted to girls named "madison", what a shit tier name.
>>690346249
this is the sort of shit that makes me wanna shoot myself
>>690346350
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
>>690346775
With these things you can always hope that they are fake and even try to convince yourself that they are. However, there's always going to be that small hint of doubt and concern that it's real.
Anybody have the one where some beta is texting a girl saying she's the girl of his dreams and she responds "fuck off" with a picture of some dude fucking her from behind
Reminder to discipline your children so they don't end up in threads like this.
>>690346293
That's pro gun...
>>690346947
I lol'd. Thanks, Anon.
Bald British guy slapping his head for 9 minutes because he believes his neighbors are zapping his brain with voodoo powers.
https://youtu.be/13Jv-cGjYUE
>>690347281
How?
>>690347442
Because it's implying that guns are not the problem, they are simply a tool, that a gun isn't the cause for violence. This is a common pro-gun argument.
>>690346947
>"Ah, yes, the scientists are at it again..."
>>690347442
The pro gun statement is guns dont kill people, people kill people right?
>>690346249
>scatlas
>>690347638
Fuckin Harpie Queen. I bet that's his waifu.
>>690347840
Is that Cliff Burton?
>>690346132
https://youtu.be/gPyYsyry_f4
>>690347808
Are you an idiot? If that were the case, it would show a knife sitting there and another panel with a person holding the knife meaning the knife is useless on it's own.
THIS is showing a person trying to cut a tomato with their hand meaning the person is useless without the knife. In other words, if we take away guns, people can't kill each other.
Here's some ylyl for you
>>690346132
>>690348580
What? The slogan is guns don't kill people, people kill people. You can understand how that is a pro-gun statement correct? I'm not saying it's a very powerful image, but that is obviously what it's trying to get across.
>>690348580
The whole point is that people will find a way to kill eachother even without guns, why would there be a panel of the knife being useless on its own, no one is implying that an inanimate object can kill someone without being used by someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR0hNTPZSZA
>>690346293
>>690348580
>>690348924
>Taking satire seriously.
What an appropriate thread.
>>690348793
Wrong thread for that inbred ape
>>690349091
>no one is implying that an inanimate object can kill someone without being used by someone.
Liberals do it frequently.
>>690348823
>He is also bi
>>690348924
>>690349091
That's what the slogan originally means... Try looking at the damn image. It's reversing the point.
>>690346249
Ok when I first started reading it I was like ok its just some stupid fart fetish drawing with characters and dialogue but when I started reading to the right and saw that its a whole deviant art page I think I almost shit myself
>>690349694
>almost shit myself
pun intended?
>>690349694
Was that meant to be a joke at the end?
>>690348793
lulz!
>>690349266
Damn what a bitch.
>>690346529
Jesus Christ this stupid bitch gave me the hardest boner
>>690349846
Actually no
>>690349777
Nice trips
>>690347253
she has such nice feet though, are you retarded?
>>690349206
That dude is such a faggot
>>690347191
that watermark is cringe
>>690349270
>hurr librals hurr
>dey taek my jorbs
>dey taek my gunz
>LABRALS
You're a myopic little faggot, aren't you?
>>690350515
what a dumb faggot
>>690346529
What a dumb whore.
>Any attraction a woman gives to a man is a social construct
You know that bitch didn't go her whole life not liking at least one dick
>>690350599
At least I'm not gay.
>>690350219
are YOU retarded?
>>690350593
People don't deserve to be friends with animals.
>>690348580
He still did a number on that tomatoe without a knife
>>690346132
>>777777777
>>690350929
I sincerely hope this is just a troll
>>690350515
And he got mad puss.
>>690346293
Someone should make a version of this where a knife is cutting a tomato on its own.
>>690347191
This one anon?
>>690347191
This is ylyl not cringe
BTW
>kek'd
>>690346350
>>690346775
>>690347044
do you see that guy? definitely not satire, fam.
>>690347207
underrated post
>>690347442
How fucking stupid are you? Seriously?
>>690348075
Yessir it is!
>>690350593
I can't even... just... fucking what?
>>690350960
U r
>>690349091
>>690348924
Why are you autistic redditfags here? And how do you not understand this simple fucking satire that's on your side? They're making fun of the slogan "guns don't kill people people kill people" by showing that without guns, this time being represented by a knife, people can't kill people, represented by the ability to cut food. It's pretty fucking simple.
>>690350985
Stop digging for karma and attention.
>>690352115
No u.
>>690346442
It was actually going well for him until he said, don't make fun of Pokemon, then it went downhill, really fast
>>690351951
It's got to be a joke. I bet half of the freakshows on Reddit and Tumblr are just shitposters RPing.
>>690350219
kill urself
>>690352278
Is there a source for this? It's gotta be fake, no way this is real.
>>690350960
that remains to be seen.
>>690346947
Lmao, creationists at it again thinking the earth was created in 7 days. How the fuck can you be so dumb?
>>690350845
>i feel like this can't be that uncommon
>extremely triggering
>>690346947
cringe, not rage
>>690350929
>i am qualified to make that decision
i don't think she's qualified to decide paper or plastic.
>>690353171
Kek
>>690350593
this was you posting this wasnt it
the question was posted 6 hours ago
10/10 troll
>>690352051
finally! a candidate who's about the issues!
>>690350599
Kys lefty fag
>>690352292
But he still cut the tomato, just not a clean cut.
>>690347253
Is that a real animal, or is it from a movie?
>>690350515
what a fucking faggot. buy a car instead, I hope this lesbian looking bitch dies on one of his church group white water kayaking trips
>>690352404
Lol
>>690351259
he got exactly -2 puss.
>>690353719
But he wasn't trying to make mashed tomatoes, he was trying to cut them. It's a retarded meme that barely makes sense but it's clearly anti-gun.
>>690346486
ayy
>>690353660
I'm sorry, but fuck you and fuck your fucking post.
Latveria has always been great under the rule of Doom.
>>690346591
There's already such a thread
>>690350515
>When everyone is special, no one is.
Faggot probably did more harm than good.
>>690350515
That's actually pretty cool. I bet it certainly made him popular.
>>690346529
Using that logic they would kill the female race, maybe we should convince all the femnazis to be like this so we can kill off all the autistic genes and just breed with the "social constructed females" so we can achieve a smarter female species.
>>690350593
Can't decide if the story is cringe, or the idiot that took a picture of a screen instead of a screenshot
>>690354190
Weak
>>690353712
I'm not lefty, bitch.
Any sane human being is neither left nor right, they are both.
We're more fucking complicated as human beings than that.
So no. You kill yourself. Do the world a favor.
Found this on FB today. Pic related it's him
https://vid.me/nkKK
>>690354057
Clinton/ von Bardas 2016
>>690354472
*Special snowflake*
------------->
Tumblrs that way famalam
>>690352278
Has to be trolling
>>690354472
found him
>>690354472
Right wing conservatives are the cancer of the world. Left wing liberals are the cringe fuel.
>>690346132
From cringe to alpha with one simple edit.
>>690346486
he has my build
> 19 yo
> 5'11"
> 119lbs
>>690353941
>barely makes sense
>clearly anti-gun
>>690354057
my nigga
>>690346733
Why do people do that?
>>oh, that wasn't me that was my friend lol
I see that shit all the time in these kind of threads. Are people really that stupid? They actually believe people will buy that?
>>690353171
Cringed
>>690346947
> damn near half the US population literally believes that shit
>>690354908
I have no fear for the reign of Doom.
>>690348131
Isn't this the guy who photoshopped a hat on himself?
>>690354987
No they don't you fool
>>690354743
Nigga here's the full meme
>>690354742
you need to fucking lift m8 nobody will respect you if you look like a Popsicle stick trust me I'm working to not be that way
>>690354472
Hi tumblr
>>690354742
Eat some food bitch it's not your "build" it's just your current status of beta pussy. Eat food and pick up something heavy every once in a while
>>690354472
OC cringe right here folks
>>690355312
You could argue those tomatoes are being cut somewhat effectively by his hand
>>690354742
I'm your height and 30 pounds heavier and even I know I ain't there yet.
Goddamn nigga, I don't even have to ask DYEL.
>>690355104
He will protect us.
>>690353660
this isn't real candidate for latvia?
>>690351338
This a fucking troll?
Steven Seagull, is that you?
>>690354190
I'm reporting this, have fun in the pokey faggot
I've known this faggot since high school
>>690356004
You could. You'd be fucking wrong, as they're clearly being mashed into a form unusable for any application that a tomato slice would be better for.
>>690356159
Oh my fucking god, I remember this nigga. He has a whole website, right?
>>690351435
>having sex in front of a mirror
worst part about this image
>>690356271
Haha, was wondering if someone remembered. Don't remember the site, but I'll try to find it. Have some old pics here for ya.
>>690356354
I found him guys
>>690346947
It's funny how people believe that the earth is much younger than it is. I find it hard to comprehend that the earth is so young. I have no evidence that it's older than scientists say, but fuck, my brain can't understand how evolution happens so fast. But I guess if you don't believe in evolution and you believe some magician created everything via magic, there's no reason that the earth couldn't be young.
>>690356033
Now and forever.
>>690347191
>so long gay bowser
if this was a ylyl i just lost hard
>>690346442
This guy is alpha to me. He is right don't make fun of Pokemon bitch.
>>690356145
i mean it's just a currently popular meme with anime instead of a nigger
>>690356631
Send me a picture of your dick with a timestamp
