you fucked it all up OP

She's not into you, and lay off with that shit dude. You're coming on way too strong and itz weird m8. The ignorance of sleep? Seriously, cut that shit right out

>>690346591
Are you retarded OP? Serious question.

>>690346591
Kill yourself, CringeLord.

>>690346591
Jesus Christ the spaghetti

>when I talk to you I forget about everything else in the world
there, get some ass OP

>>690346591
you're trying to use big words to impress her. you're the conversational equivalent of a shit I took earlier. talk like a real person, bro. This made me uncomfortable to read

>>690346591
become gay. you obviously can't talk to people with vaginas

>>690346591
What the fuck OP. You basically just told her you only talk to her because she tires you out due to how ignorant and simple she is. Then the last text made it even worse. You are a serious narc and a straight up asshole.

>>690347133
This. It also came out in a way which could be interpreted differently so now you have to explain yourself which just makes things worse. Just talk like a normal person next time and you won't have to deal with this shit.

>>690346591
> desperately trying to compliment a girl
> beta af

Protip: she thinks you're a joke

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>>690346591
How's that working out for you anon?

You fucked up OP

Come on guys, yeah so I like to use big words around girls I like. But should she have taken what I said as an insult? I read and reread what I wrote before I sent it to make sure she wouldn't take it the wrong way.

I just wanted her to know that intelligent thoughts (b/c I'm "smart" like her ideal guy) keep me up at night and she's the only one that can take them away so I can get to sleep. Do you not see that in the message?

>trying to impress girl by acting smart
You're fucking retarded

>>690347296
>>690347376
>>690347377
Kek op I'm seconding all these points. You're gonna stay virgin a few more years

hahahaha you called her stupid

>>690347574
Holy shit. You're showing symptoms of legit autism. Have you been tested?

>>690346591
>le teenage philosophical angle

dude you better cut that shit out if you ever wanna get laid

>>690346591
The only way you can fix it now is by saying, "Wait, that came out wrong. I was trying say that you're smart, lol. Im sorry if it sounded like I was insulting you."

I mean, you messed up big time.

>>690347574
No, stop, she will come to her own conclusions about whether she thinks you're smart enough for her. Saying it sounds really fucking stupid. The way you're saying it, sounds really fucking stupid. It made me cringe hard while reading it.

>>690347574
No. Jesus.

>>690347574
you think you're smart because your mommy told you that. you're just average like everyone else. grow up kiddo.

>>690346591
Not sure how suave you are anon, please post more messages

>>690347574
No one but you sees that in the message, bud. It reads like a guy with dual katanas and a trenchcoat trying to use "chivalry" to "woo" a female. It's ridiculous bro.

>>690348134
My mom screamed at me and accused me of having ADHD.

>>690347574
Is that what you were saying? I really didn't get that

>>690348259
More messages tho

>>690348259
I'm surprised she didn't accuse you of having autism.

>>690347883
yup, this guy gets it
shit won't get you laid

>>690347574
You really suck at this don't you

>>690347574
Yeah, we get what you're saying OP, it's just when you talk like that you come off as smug and pretentious, which isn't a thing girls like. When she says she wants a smart guy, she means a guy who reads a book occasionally, not one talks like they swallowed a thesaurus.

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>>690346591
Holy fuck OP thanks for the laughs.

>>690348377
Kek

>Falling for this cringe bait

>>690347574
kek the autism.

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>>690346591
all you had to say was
>"I feel relaxed when I talk to you"

You dun goofed

It sounds to me like ur purposely insulting her in the txts

>>690346591
Holy shit op yiu were trying so hard to sound smart, you couldve said something like "talking to you helps me ease my mind and relax" or something and she mightve that you were sweet or something, but now its gg

>>690346591
fucking autist

thinking this is bait
can anyone truly be this dense?

>>690346591
Here is a short from my girlfriend and I (notice the lack of annoying pretext)

Me: Well you look beautiful
Me: Getting you ring today
Her: All thanks to you lve
Me: It's my job to make sure you feel pampered. Yep yep yep.
Her: Mhmm!
Me: Am I doing an ok job so far?
Me: So, I was looking a reviews for the Tesla Model S, and I came across this:
"Hauls hay, bricks, and compost very well. Smooth ride on washed-out roads, and able to carry shovels, ladders, and whatever else you need to haul from one site to the next."
Her: You are the most amazing lover ever <3
Her: You seduce me daily
Her: XD lol heavy duty in a slick body
Her: I wonder what kind of rich farmer wrote a post like that
Her: And that he can afford to risk his fancy Tesla by doing heavy duty work
Me: Hopefully someone being sarcastic
Her: XD
Me: What can I do for you today love?
Her: (img of food)
Me: num num
Her: Lets do this!
Her: I like my snakcs
Me: I just ordered a sandwich off amazon
Her: XDD
Her: omg
Me: problem?
Me: It'll be delievered in 2.5 - 3 hours
Her: Wait really?
Her: that's awesome
Her: even without drones?
Her: also I just got excited because I realized I don't actually have to leave till 4:30
Her: 30 moar min!
Her: :D :D :D
Me: Enough time to watch one math video!
Her: and finish prepping for my program
Me: do you have an amazon account?
Her: I do not
Me: I decided to get an amazon prime membership, and I can share it with you
(free shipping, free movies, free streaming music, free 2 hour delivery, etc etc)
Me: Want me to create an amazon account for you, so you cna get free shipping to the new house
Her: Oooouuu
Her: (heart emoji)
Her: that would save me a lot of shopping time
Her: esp the 2hr delivery thing
Her: cause we need dish scrubbers or sponges and I forgot last trip
Her: math time~~

>>690347976
Look, I get it. I shouldn't have boasted my intelligence through chat. I should let her figure that out in person- perhaps when I have my hands in her pants, making out with her on her parent's bed.


But what I want to know, is how the fuck she can take what I said as an insult?

>>690348861
>saying gg
Found another autist

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>all of this autism
Damn this is probably b8, but I'm praying it's real.

This is the finest autism.

Well played OP. You are very special

>>690346591
either way what you said was fucking autistic
abandon ship OP, you dun goofd.

>>690349211
Umm, because one could take it as she's so boring, she saps any intelligence or thought from your mind.

autists calling autists to other autists so they can feel better.

Please never change 4chan.

>>690349211
"My Intelligence" Please stop saying that in any fucking context.

Also, women find anything they don't understand as a insult, get used to it.

>>690349169
That's kind of cringe too. At least you have a gf.

>>690349524
And you're doing exactly the same.

OP are you Patrick Bateman by any chance?

Jesus dude

>>690349211
Stuck on thinking you insulted her, but the actual problem if you sounded like a tard. Like everyone else in the damn thread, cut that shit right out, throw it out the window, never say anything like that again

>>690349662
I was just pointing out a fact. But if it makes you feel better i am an autist myself. We all are.

>>690349169
Nobody wants to read that shit bruh

>>690349211
She didn't just take it as an insult she took it as you being a creepy piece of shit psycho who doesn't deserve to live

>>690349169
bro how long have you been with her?

>>690349211
Oh my God you sound like a tard no matter what, just stop talking.

>>690350007
4 years

U definitely insulted her fag

>690349211
This conversation is decreasing my intelligence quotient OP. I can now sleep due to the autistic words of one such as yourself diluting my mind full of ingenious thoughts. Without your philosophical and social expertise in getting women, I would be too intelligent and ponderous to speak...

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Yall are faggots

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>>690349364
But I clarified they were her "Conversational talents." Did you miss where I said that?

I'm literally going to highlight what I'm talking about.

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>>690350407
/thread

>>690346591
Here's the thing OP, it that's even your fucking name

The way you talk isn't smart it makes you seem like a 5th grader trying to sound smart to bullshit through an essay he didnt do any research for

>Talking to you removes intelligent thought from my brain
You straight up insulted her there, in your attempt to sound smart you insulted her

There are two ways that can be interpreted
1. She is dumber than rocks
2. She sends you into a rage when she talks

>Without your conversational talents
What are you a 34 year old immigrant from India or some shit? No native English speaker talks like that ffs

>I would be too intelligent and ponderous to speak
No when she talks to you what happens is you transform into super cringelord 3 and become too edgy and dumb to speak but do it anyways

Word of advice, just cause you use "smart words" it doesn't make you sound smart. You are using words completely out of context in an attempt to sound smart. It would be like some homeschool kid saying random sport phrases to try to sound athletic, it doesn't work

>>690346591
You tried to sound smart for no reason but instead came across as both autistic and stupid while simultaneously suggesting she was an idiot.

Good job.

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>>690350780
If she tells you it's an insult, it's an insult. If you're too autistic to understand that, then you should probably just stick to a life of jerking off. Not that you'll have a choice at this rate.

>>690350780
POST NEW MESSAGES FUCK

THIS THREAD GETTING BORING FAST

>>690346591
If not a troll, still 10/10

>>690350780
Don't listen to these haters man you just have to keep texting her until she gets it. It just seems like she misunderstood keep texting her and post it so the true Bros can help you and ignore these haters

God, you sound so fucking condescending on her. Seriously, all you had to say was this.
You: Babe, (baby, whatever nickname you ca her) you mind staying up?
Her: Um, yeah, sure! Why?
You: I don't have a reason why... I just love thinking with you... They say two heads are better than one...
Her: Awe, that's so sweet! *totally wet now*
Go get her, tiger. Post results!

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>>690346591
I hope this is bait

>>690351194
This

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>>690351194
There's better ways to waste your time than encouraging autists, anon.

>>690350780
The only way you can salvage this, assuming she's fat and desperate and has the patience to deal with you, is to apologize and tell her you were trying to compliment her but came out as a bumbled sounding insult, and comment on how funny it is that you were trying to sound smart and ended up sounding retarded.

Then maybe she'll just think you're a creep instead of a creep and a retard.

Guys take it easy OP has autismo

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>>690351194
Ok, I tried to explain more. I think she gets me now. Sex still on in the near future, you think?

>>690351423
Like spending it discouraging them?

Yep. You done fucked up

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>>690351553
Definitely fucking not lmao she's angry af

OP you basically said that talking to her puts you to sleep and that is most def a insult you're fucking retarded m8 just give up

>>690351553
She still thinks you called her dumb bruh

Tell her she makes you feeel more comfortable and that she takes away all NEGATIVE thoughts OP

>>690351553
Exactly what I said >>690349364

Listen, you are going after this all in the wrong way. Stop trying to build yourself up, you need to seem normal, not like a self important elitist

>>690347574
I took it as you calling her boring.

Sweet cringe thread.

>>690351553
You dun goofed up, I recommend that you prepare a noose for the near future.

>>690351553
0%

>>690351553
She thinks you're an ass

>>690351907
And stupid. *

>>690347574
You're showing how unintelligent and beta you are though.

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>>690346591
trooly

>>690346591
>too intelligent and ponderous to speak
jesus fucking christ get over yourself. Here's a fact:

You're not smart. You might be above average (maybe, probably not) but you're not smart. When you accept that, you might start living a more normal, happy life.

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either this is bait or your're autistic there is no other way you are this socially retarded

>>690351553
These guys are ducking haters this is totally working

You need to repeat it again but try to sound even smarter. You said she likes smart guys right? Keep it up sex is on the horizon bro

>>690351553
"I didn't mean to call you dumb, what I meant was that talking to you calms me and let's me forget about things that would normally be on my mind"
Send some shit like this

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OP we need a picture of you for reference. Preferably with your fedora.

>>690346591
You're obviously not smart my friend. Intelligent people know how to dumb down their thoughts so others can understand it. You are just living in an illusion where you think you're smart for trying to be poetic. You would also be able to read your own text and realize that you in fact insulted her.
Considering this I see two options. Either you have an iq below average, it you are baiting, which at most makes you average.
Your pick.

>>690351553
>Sex still in the near future, you think?
Yeah, you still have a solid shot, just say 'I am autismo, please suck my dingaling', girls like it when you're direct, and recognise your own flaws.

>>690351553
Top kek
OP abort mission, you fucked up

Op got the

>Ok

Text. That's a girls way of saying. "Whatever fucking weirdo I'm going to sleep and not respond then wake up to 19 more texts from him, great"

OP is either Sheldon or autistic.
>inb4 same thing

>>690351907
Do you at least think it's unfair that she immediately assumed I was insulting her?

By the way guys, this is a girl from OKC. She gave me her number recently and I've been trying to keep her interested before we meet.

>>690352358
Yeah send us a pic one of you and one of her we can give you some tips to help you get laid

>>690352358
I love that you think OP would only wear one fedora at a time

>>690352429
But it's too hard for me to do that. My I.Q. is so high that normal people seem mentally challenged to me. How do I tell her this so she understands and doesn't think I'm just trying to insult her?

>>690349211
An intelligent person wouldn't have said all the stupid shit you've been saying.

>>690349211
"Talking to you removes intelligent thoughts from my brain" Is saying that talking to her makes you stupid that is not a compliment. Don't try so hard, just be yourself

>>690352694
Send her exactly that girls like a guy who is honest

>>690352600

She thinks you're more retarded than her exs.

Btw no sex from her will ever come

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>>690346591
Clean the spaghetti out of them pockets and call her M'Lady because nigga you gonna friend yourself with that autistic babble.

>>690352817
I don't think you understand. He is being himself.

>>690352694

You're a fucking retard

Read some more books on how to talk to girls

>>690350192
At least you didn't claim either of you were intelligent.

>>690346591
tbh OP she seems retarded or something, try to find a better one

you forgot the fedora tip

>>690352694
That ship has sailed. And I highly doubt your iq is that high.
If you ever have read a book you could've figured out many ways to say what you wanted to say, without sounding like an arrogant preteen who found a book about Asian philosophy.

>>690352694
I call bullshit obviously bait

>My IQ is so high
Bruh you talk like your still in middle school and you think your IQ is high? If you have trouble reading a Dr. Suess book or some shit you can't be smart and I'm.guessing you would struggle

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>>690346591
>OP IS A BETA FUCKING CUCK CRINGELORD

>Kill yourself sadfuck OP you don't deserve to live.

>>690346591
pretty much everything about what you said is terrible

>>690351286
virgin

>>690349211
If you honestly cannot possibly see any way in which that might have insulted her you may not be quite as intelligent as you seem to think you are.

>>690352694
That's not a thing. Actual genius minds from history that achieved great things didn't have this problem. What you think is "intelligence" is actually "autism".

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>>690351286
Cmon now, shes gonna think she has him...into the trash it goes

>>690353518
Well, I've read war and piece, dante's inferno, and a bunch of other high end literature. You're saying I should ask her about books instead? My only book on asian philosoby is sun sue but I don't think she will really like that. Thanks for all the advice guys I really appreciate it. I really don't want to mess this up but girls only hear what they want to hear sometimes.

>>690349211
Are you classifying intelligence from a gender studies course?

>>690352600
It isn't unfair at all. You straight up insulted her whether you meant to or not.

>>690350847
This OP.

Particularly the part where you're pulling big words out of your ass in an attempt to sound smart when they're not called for.

Exactly what I used to do when writing essays when I was like 12. Pull up a thesaurus and make the words I'd have used into bigger synonyms.

People almost ALWAYS prefer you being straight forward and making sense, to being using "Impressive intellectual words"

You don't have to use big words to sound smart, or be smart when its just every day conversation. She'd have much preferred your straight forward telling her she helps you sleep at night blah blah, because it could have been sweet if she's interested.

Instead you sounded like a retard, and she was insulted by it.

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>>690351553
You apologized and back off your. Own statements..now she thinks youre a pussy lmao

>>690354005
>sun sue
kek, gr8 b8 m8

>>690354005

>high end literature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvu2ZI329V4

>>690354005
sun sue

WAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>>690354334
Don't care if this is bait, I'm dying this is awesome

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>>690354005
> war and piece
>sun sue
>philsoby
> Claims to be intelligent

>>690346591
Geeeez you blew it. Never say that much before she replies anon fuck. Women are dumb, you need to act dumber.

>>690354005
>Sun sue
>sue

Are you still bullshitting so we think you're smart now?

>>690354005
lol

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>>690346591
Go, no pics though, camera doesn't work

>>690354005
You might also want to compliment her looks. You could perhaps tell her that when you're around her you feel calmer since you, by being near her, can stop focusing on your own great looks. Her looks makes you feel like you no longer need to care about what you look like. Maybe even call her a void from beauty?
I feel that you are on to something here. Keep us updated with your texts.

>>690355497
This is a good idea

>>690355209
Hey girl, what's up?

>>690355209
Girl, you look yummy. let me see them melons.I wanna know what's for dinner tonight. call me the zodiac griller and let me loose in your flavor town.

>>690355892
Yeast roll

>>690355209
Hey I've been thinking, it's about time we took things to the next level. We both know it's been long enough.

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>>690355497
>void from beauty
top zozzled

>>690356076
Roll

>>690355843
Roll

>>690356076
Rolling Stones

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>>690355836
samefagging this hard

>>690355497
yes bro do this shit

>>690356076
Roll roll roll your boat

>>690356076
They see me rolling

>>690356076
Big wheels keep on rolling

>>690356217
>>690356119
I ain't even with her. She has a bf, should mention that...

>>690346591
you went past pasta and straight to dollar brand chef boyardee

>>690356076
Roll me

>>690351553
Is this b8?

>>690356076
Rock'n'Rolling

>>690347574
Here's a pro tip. Intelligent people never go around saying how intelligent they are. You sound like a smug asshole. Even if you were smart ( and you're not by the way ) she wouldn't like you because you're a cunt.

yes we all try to impress girls in different ways, but talking down to her from your nonexistent high horse isn't going to get her to slide off her chair anytime soon. Try to keep it lighthearted until it seems acceptable to say something serious, poke fun but don't condescend. Hopefully you'll figure it out. Just letting you know, you sincerely sound like a pretentious faggot.

>>690356076
Roll

>>690347574
>>690346591
Dude oh my fucking god.
Are you that fucking dumb? I legitimately believe you have autism because you thought this made any sense at all. You fucking called her dumb. I've never sighed and cringed so hard here because holy fuck it's never been this bad. People throw autistic as an insult, but I'd seriously go to see if you have it.

>>690356403
I know you're with your boyfriend right now, but we both know that we belong together. I hate that you're with him.

>>690356076
Just say it, wtf, it's just a matter of time

>>690356688
The dubs 8 has spoken, now deliver.

>>690356688
Winrar

>>690346877
This guy knows

Ｈｏｌｙ　ｓｈｉｔ，　ＯＰ．　Ｙｏｕ　ｂａｓｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｃａｌｌｅｄ　ｈｅｒ　ａ　ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｒｅｔａｒｄ．

Ｙｏｕ　ｉｍｐｌｉｅｄ　ｓｈｅ　ｗａｓ　ｓｏ　ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ，　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｈｅ　ｒｅｍｏｖｅｓ　ａｎｙ　ｌａｓｔｉｎｇ　ｓｅｎｓｅ　ｏｆ　ｉｎｔｅｌｌｅｃｔ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｍｉｎｄ．

Ｉ　ｂｅｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｍａｄｅ　ｈｅｒ　ｃｒｙ．

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>>690356848
Nigga, hwait

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>>690357055
Boom

>>690357309
and now we wait,

>>690357309
>inb4 dinosaur

>>690357430
Yea....she's usually awake at this hour...

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>>690357309
I need to go to the store, but goddammit...

>>690351553
Ｆｕｃｋ　ｎｏ，　ｎｏｔ　ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ　ａｃｔｉｎｇ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈａｔ．　Ｓｈｅ　ｉｓ　ｒｅｓｐｅｎｄｉｎｇ　ｉｎ　ａ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｄｒｙ　ｍａｎｎｅｒ．　

Ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｓｈｅ’ｓ　ｄｒｙ．　

Ｄｏｗｎ　ｔｈｅｒｅ．

>>690357631
>>690357559
>>690357430
>>690357309
Also, 8's will continue to decide after response from her comes

>>690357880
Um...I swear I thought she meant it..

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>>690358116
Photo

>>690358212
Yeah, I really hate my bed. Lets meet and give me a dance on it

>>690358212
she's into you confirmed
>dissapointment if this is 8

>>690358212
Sorry, I'm letting my fiend 4chin decide what I send you.
>>690356076

>>690358212
Reply:
Will that be before or after we fuck?

>>690358212
Fake

>>690358212
hmm.
like the photo. I made me weak.
Anyway. ask her to dinner. Something semiformal. Too formal makes the date feel kinda heavy.
I'd recommend Italian or home cooked dinner date. Just a place with music, ya'know.
>Spag Heddy
-Love, Mom

>>690358494
nice one

>>690358478
just ignore this shit

>>690358212
To be completely honest with you, I'm in love with you. I'm completely and utterly in love with you. I know you're with someone now, but I can't wait any longer to tell you because it kills me everytime I see you, I can't hide it anymore. It kills me that we aren't together. I needed to get that off my chest.

>>690358873
roll. If poster gets laid, post pics

>>690358873
Ignore the other one and roll this

>>690358494
that one
or
>>690358460
that one

>>690358873
Rolling Stones

>>690358873
Roll on

>>690359020

>>690359098
WINNER

>>690359098
Yup this 8 is much better. Don't be a faggot OP and go with this one.

>>690347574
Lol, OP this was the way I understood it.

>motivation to do something is based on interest. Motivation to stay awake is the same. You make me lose my motivation to stay away because you are so god awfully boring.
>wtf am I even doing here talking to you? I should have just went to bed and ignored you. I regret making the decision to stay awake and talk to you.

So you want to talk to me?

>omg bitch, take a hint. *sarcasm mode on* of course I want to talk to you! How else am I going to get bored enough to fall asleep?
>talking to you is literally lowering my IQ and boring me to sleep.
>*full sarcasm engage* without your conversational talents, I would be too smart I wouldn't know wtf to do with myself. Thank you! Thank you for literally making me a retard by forcing me to suffer through conversing with you.


This is literally what you sounded like to her OP, because normal people don't use words like "converdational talents" in a regular conversation unless they're using it sarcastically. So if she assumed you were a normal person, the above is exactly the way she interpreted your messages. The only way she will understand what you were actually trying to say is basically admitting to her that you were serious and letting her know you're a huge cringelord.

I'd say at this point it might even be better to just play along with the "I'm a sarcastic dick and I don't give a fuck" persona and keep rolling with it.

>>690359098
Deliver

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>>690359037

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There

>>690346877
Take notes OP. Layin' all that extra, thick ass shieeeeeee-

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>>690359346
>all that text

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>>690359573
Well shit, I'm never gonna make it to the fucking store...

>>690359573
op u skipped some shit show us the whole thing u fuck

>>690347574
It doesn't matter if she was offended.
You are the problem here.
Forget this ever happened, go to a bar and fuck a skank.

>>690359573
We have to wait for a response first. What did you say before that though?

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>>690346591
Autism.

>>690359902
Something's fishy

>>690349211
Either not the same guy or it was bait all along

OP here, watch this shit before trying to talk to any girl again ya cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BUiX1zOiGE

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You know...Fuck, I'm out.

It was all true...Fuck, it hurts

>>690360431
Nice man, good luck

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>>690349169
that bitch sounds like she's 14 or some shit. OP are you 14?

>>690350780
Dude you are like Shakedpeare bro. This dummies don't get it, they ain't smart like you.
Send her a poem highlighting all of the intelligent traits that you have and all of the intelligent traits she has.
Then she'll get it

>>690360431
goodnight fellow faggot

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>>690360431
Well, shit, dude, at least you manned up and did something about it instead of just being another dude pining after a chick.

>>690360431
At least she didn't blatantly reject you

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>>690346591

>>690360431
Respond with how you want, I needed you to know how I feel. I know there's something here, and I know you know it too. I like you, I really like you.

>>690360751
Roll

>>690360751
Rolling back

>>690360909
Winrar

>>690360751
Roll the bones, OP

>>690360909
Deliver

>>690357706
leave this thread chink nigger

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>>690352600


OP HERE. ^^Above was my last comment. Lots of samefags pretending to be me. I'm done here for the night.

See the attached pic.

Link where I got the additional pics https://imgur.com/a/b9Paw
I figured the girl in the text was just as tactless as the guy because she immediately saw it as an insult, and took offense. It just adds to the cringe but no one seemed to appreciate it, especially how she worded her response. Everyone thought "oh, wow he insulted her what a douche, *cringe*." I just figured the cringe went deeper.

Anyway so yeah.. Not the original dude. Just a little experiment, sorry folks!

Anyway, I think I'm done.

>>690360909
Winner, deliver OP.

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>>690361465
Not sure what to say...but fine

>>690346591
dude all you had to say was something along the lines of "i like/enjoy our talks/conversations" if you actually had thought provoking conversations or shared good ideas with each other she'd know what you were referring too.. and if you really felt like saying the retarded shit you tried to express it should have been some shit about how she makes you relaxed

>>690362099
As in copy paste. I don't mean say what you want to say.

>>690346877
dubs dont lie

>>690362099
>not sure what to say
>Nigga he wrote out something for you to write. It's a response to her I

>>690359346
you are no better than OP mate

>>690362543
i think he did a good job autisming it down for op

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>>690348377

>>690361222
nigger what

also chekd