>>690096327
Tell her about the time your pumpkin won "most attractive", at a state fair! (rolling)

>>690096327
P DIDDY KILLED 2PAC AND NOTORIOUS BIG! WAKE UP!

wanna tickle my cancer beans

>>690096327
ching chong wanna see my dong?

>>690096327
I
Want to fly
Over the rainbow
So high

>>690096327
Hitler did have some valid points

Hey this might be weird but I've been a virgin my whole life , and now that I've been diagnosed....


Anyway you can help me out?

>>690096734
Roll

>2016
>#1 pop song was made by a once impoverished carribbean woman https://youtu.be/Sl7weoMRqKU
>a Black Lives Matter show is coming out https://youtu.be/f7uy2rl9EP4

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>>690096327
Sieg Fucking Heil!

Do you know if asshole bleaching really works? I'm asking for a friend

I'm not saying Koreans are gooks.... but they're definitely gooks

>>690096734
Rollin for this

>>690096327
I'm voting for Trump. Yourself?

>>690096923
Rolling on the river

>>690096734
We need to support this.

This shit is only funny when she messages first.

>>690096976
>>690097002
Either of these (or both)

"so when u gonna let me hit that?"

>>690096327
wanna fo'shizzle my pizzle?

>>690096327
SER JORAH KILLS DAENERYS!

"why haven't we had sex yet? "

>>690096734
Dubs dryspell, rolling

can I tongue-punch your fart box?

My dinglink is growing

>>690097133
WINRAR

Hitler did nothing wrong
Trump 2016

>>690097133
we have a winrar

>>690097133
We've got dubs, over here! OP better deliver.

>>690096327
I am the Half Blood Prince

Why am I still a virgin? Just to suffer? Every night I feel my dick, my balls and even my nipples! The sex I never had, the suck I never got..won't stop hurting! I want you to take away my virginity!

do Asian girls really have sideways vaginas?

After being diagnosed with a terminal illness, I just want to confess my feelings for you;
I love you and I want to lose my virginity to you

>>690096327
JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD. JESUS CHRIST, HE IS OUR FRIEND!JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD. JESUS CHRIST, HE IS OUR FRIEND!JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD. JESUS CHRIST, HE IS OUR FRIEND!JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD. JESUS CHRIST, HE IS OUR FRIEND!JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD. JESUS CHRIST, HE IS OUR FRIEND!JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD. JESUS CHRIST, HE IS OUR FRIEND!JESUS CHRIST IS OUR LORD. JESUS CHRIST, HE IS OUR FRIEND!

>>690097334
Roll

>>690096635
Ching chong wanna see my ding dong?**

Shrek is love shrek is life

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>>690097133
winner

>>690097398
Rolling again

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I will fuck you right in your pussy

>>690096327
King Kong ain't got two shits on me

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Op here, what next?

>>690097528
My grandfather was the man that killed JFK

>>690097528
I've been diagnosed with cancer, and I want to lose my virginity; please my time is limited

>>690097528
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bass to mouth
Is what I like to do

>>690097628
Roll

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>>690097133

>>690097528
I love Kpop! Why do Korean girls have normal eyes?

>>690097446
Rollin

>>690097628
Rolllling

>>690097528
because I was wondering if you wanted to fuck Hitlers biggest fan

>>690097528
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE!?

Someone told me you were easy and I'm getting arthritis in the wrist from playing the meat guitar 12 times a day

niggertits

>>690097528
but i heard you were a whore, so that shouldnt matter

>>690097694
OP delivered.

>>690097528

dumb faggot, this one first >>690096799

>>690097528
Because I love you

>>690097398
Please dubs; rolling for this

>>690097528
Y can't I get dubs?

>>690096799

winrar

>>690097528
because i would love to smell your butthole and if the scent is good we can vote trump together

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>>690097775
2 off

Girl I wanna invade your body like Japan did to your country!

Stop being a prude and show me them titties

>>690097628
Rolljjj

because you're hot and I want to fuck.

send a dick pic to her

>>690097628
Reroll

wanna see why they call me Godzilla?

>>690097528
Fells like I am wearing NOTHING AT ALL!

>>690097628
Gimme dubs

>>690097899
lookie lookie

>>690097899
WINRAR

>>690097899
AYY!

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me be Chinese, me play joke. me put pee pee, in your coke.

>>690097934
godziwa*

cause I have crippling depression and sex is my only escape

>>690097899
Winrar

>>690097528
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

Coz i wanna show u the next step

I need you to come to my house for your opinion on this lump on my man breasts

>>690097899
win

"show me your dick"

I like your vagoochies and want to put a rune scimitar in your ass and hit 99

why the fuck is OP so slow?

>>690098159
No one is hitting dubs
(If dubs don't text this)

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I brought you some dinner

I Liek to lick da poessy

Help a man with micropenis

>>690097528
Nicky, it's the only way. I'll pick the moment. The game goes until I move. When I start shootin', go for the nearest guard, get his gun and zap the fucker!

ay bitch imma split u open like a fortune cookie

>>690098213
he still hasnt put in >>690097899 .
he's just fucking slow

>>690097528
Cause your mother isn't giving it to me anymore. Come on honey, it's not incest if I don't cum inside you.

>>690098235
ROLLING

>>690097528
Good to know, now let me break the ice. I support women and know they are an oppressed class of people, I am one of the rare men that does not support this oppression. Here are some of the many things I'm willing to do in our relationship to ammend for this pain society has brought upon you. I'll split the bill 60/40 (I'll take the bigger half to make up for the wage gap), always go down on you until you orgasm with no expecting reciprocation, and allowing you the right to see other people if I cannot satisfy your needs which I will always put first. I will also promote and support any of your social media posts with the full extent of my ability because I know it's not my place to speak for women but to support them in their struggle.

I think this relationship will be a beautiful thing, almost as beautiful as you of course

because you look great. Convinced?

Help a brother out, all I want is a little pussy on my dick?

>>690098324
roll

>>690097528
We had guns and drums, and drums and guns, the enemy never slew ya!

>>690097528
You make me wanna fuckin' SPLOOGE

I'm real horny now. Wanna see?

>>690098235
this is next
>inb4 trips

because hawt sluts like you deserves my massive d

>>690097528
I am not in danger skyler, I am the danger

>>690098443
Off by one faggot

>>690097528
Call Kenny Loggins in, cause you've just entered the Dangerzone

>>690098443
So close

>>690098324
Roll

>>690096327
Hitler was wrong, but I wouldn't mind sucking his dick tho.

If you are into pegging, it's okay.

To be honest I'll do anything, I bought some handcuffs if you want to use them on me?

>>690097528
Ich hab keine lust

nevermind. I think my cock is too big for you

>>690098603
Rolling

Ever heard of a Cincinnati bowtie?

>>690097528
Enjoy the silence

I'm giving away free cummies, m'lady. Would you be interested in a mouthful?

there are 7 planets and i will destroy ur ass

>>690098624
roll

>>690098603
Rolling

(Op hurry the fuck up)

Dad recommended you.

>>690098700
WINRAR!

>>690098443
>inafter off by one
if dubs "you look like an lolicious kbitch"

>>690098700
deliver OP!

Op is kill

>>690098324
Rolling

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>>690098700
winrar

If my dick is to big I'll still do ass play, me into you or you into me if you catch my drift?

>>690098354
Rolling

Show me your pussy, bitch!

>>690098889
Rolling
(Seriously 1 off quads?)

>>690097528
Get up all night with these dubs

OP has left us.

>>690098889
Rolling
Op get your fat ass back here

ffs OP

>>690097528
I've seen things you people would never believe...

>>690097528
gid daumit OP, Delivar

>>690098235
Roll +
Do you prefer boiled or fried?

OP here,

I'm a big fag guys :) :)

>>690099465
this

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Back sorry guys

>>690099465
Roll

>>690099493
don't listen to him guys, I'm the real OP

and to prove it, I'll admit that I love yellow dick up my butt

>>690099625
Depends.. are you a gypsy?

>>690099625
>You like Hitler?
Fake and gay.

>>690099999

>>690099625
>you like Hitler

how did she know?

>>690099625
fucking faggot shit

>>690099625
Well we can both take each other's virginity, then I read online this thing where I kiss your bum after?

>>690099999

>>690100005
Roll

>>690099901
Would you like to have a threesome, with me and my Adolf Hitler Dakimakura

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SHE TAKES SO LONG TO RESPOND

>>690100427
KeK

>>690100767
Idk, black guys do it, so it must be cool

>>690100988
KeK

>>690100767
Op takes this long to respond and misses the one about wanting to become virgin because of cancer WTF OP

>>690100988
Win

>>690100767
Someone has to clean up the cum.

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DUBS we need some thing offensive

>>690101571
I wanna SPLOOGE inside of you

>>690101571
What do you get if you send a nigger to the moon?
One problem less
What do you get by sending all niggers to the moon?
Problem solved

I want to pleasure your ass with my tounge, goddess.

>>690101571
Will you join me at my local KKK rally?

>>690101571
Wanna offer some free shots in gay clubs?

>>690101571
I hope Israel nukes all the sandniggers one of these days

>>690102145
>>690102204
Rooll

>>690101571
Fine, no butt kissing. But cool with a three some right? Just you, me, and my dog.

>>690101571
So I'm black from the waist down(I've got a gun)

>>690101571
What ethnic group do you want to perish in Holocaust 2.0?

>>690101571
Show me y'er nigger titties, fam!

>>690102456
Roll

>>690101571
don't you want to suck a bbc too? we could share

I always wanted to be black, sometimes when my mom's not home I like to paint myself with burnt cork and play 2pac

>>690101571
How many jews fill in an fireplace?
All of them

>>690101571
Nigga she hasn't said no yet, fuck this broad.

And if dubs say, how you get the biggest boners over Korean girls

>>690101571
We should have never colonized Africa, cause that shit brought us too many negroes

>>690101571
My gift is having a negro penis without his colour

>>690101571
Hey baby, are you a gorilla cage? Cause I wanna drop a baby in you!

>>690101571
Succ me bb

>>690101571
Slavery was the one thing that gave the American People true equality

>>690101571
Regardless of all the butt kissing talk. If I could have a shot at that cunt of yours my Virgin dreams would finally come true. You sexy tranny.

>>690103271
Ask if her if you can put a couple dogs in her bathtub

>>690101571
South Africa was better in the Apartheid years

>>690101571
The only mistake of Apartheid was not getting rid of the niggers

>>690103391
Yeah pussy too

plz excuse me, im diagnosticated with psychosis and idk where i am

>>690103391
Eat my crusty diaper bb

>>690103391
I wanna lick that spic cunt, bro!

>>690103391
Send me pic of your boobs

>>690103687
roll

>>690103735
rollz

>>690103391
Lol Jk, this is your father. Is your mother nearby?

>>690103391
Send her a dick pick, with the text "so? you gonna send tits?"

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WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS

>>690103391
>>690103893
reroll 1

>>690103893
rerollz

>>690103893
roll

>>690103893
rolliin for the lolz

>>690103922
FUCK MY SOCKS

OP here if I do the send tits somebody send me a pic of that huge cock shadow

>>690103922
Wanna do bass to mouth?

>>690104140
Just send her a pic from the dick rate thread, >>690098050

I want to eat your perfect ass

>>690103893
dubs plz

>>690104285
>our perfect as

I want you to take a shit on my chest

>>690104285
roll

after u send her ur dick say "i send u a pic of my dick, plz respond"

>>690103922
I'll show you my penis, for 10 thousand dollars, but you'll get the shaft, the balls, the whole damn thing!

We're are the dubs!

>>690104455
Checkem

>>690103922
Thank you OP