It's gone to shit
Also check'd

>>689924111
nice trips

>>689924111
Got rid of it. No one messaged me back, and I realized I wasn't even on it looking for a date, I was just bored.

I suck at it
Not that I was hoping anything else

girl wants to go on lunch date. is it worth it. shes 8/10

>>689924570
Post pics faggot

Never used Tinder.
I'm not desperate as fuck
I automatically judge anyone who uses Tinder.

>>689924732
So youre ugly is what youre saying.

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>>689924732
Very wise choice, sir. Stay that way, Tinder is full of feminist and hoes that literally want attention. Got rid of it since I wasn't looking for a relationship either.

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>>689925862
btw snippers pic was after my selfies

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Should I go for it?

>>689925391
>8/10

Yeah right faggot.

>>689924111
>>689924457
Yeah been on it since like 3 weeks. Only had one charm from a bbw girl but didn't feel like it.
No talking at all with anyone.

>>689924732
So you come on a Tinder thread...

I'm really hot so I get a shit load of messages and matches with girls, but I'm too uninterested/afraid of screwing up to ever reply. Also porn addiction ruins my drive.

I'm a waste of genetics.

>>689925965
Of course not. I hate profiles like that.
Even if it's a joke, well i don't want someone to fake it even before i met her.

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Literally me

I always use okay cupid, tinder is kinda weak in my area.

>>689926643
U into diaper play?

>>689926798
yeah

no mach in over a month...
should I kill myself?

>>689926125
lol then grade

>>689925391
That's a five out of ten. You're blinded with hornyness.

I see a lot of profiles where girls get bitchy.
Like...i get that they probably have a lot of messages of guys showing their dicks, or telling them confusing stuff or just being weird or creepy, but when the only thing you put on a profile is bashing and just shitting on all the sorts of bad men they met...well how does that make me want to meet her? lol

Also hate the girls who put lists of what their ideal men should be like.
"Be confident, be serious, be manly, be generous, be..." Just stop. I don't wanna be anything for you yet and you're already giving orders. Go play with your dildo box.

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Works pretty well for me

>>689926956
No, don't do that. What do your profile pictures look like? I'll help you out.

>>689926956
No, man. I've met some girls recently on some meetup site and talked about tinder, and they tell me they barely use it, or they don't have time. Which makes me cringe a lot.
Like why are they on there anyway if they can't invest time? I mean, come on, it's just sending some texts or clicking yes or no. I'm sure they have time to go to level 30 of Candy Crush.

So i might become jaded but i feel like a lot of them don't really believe in the idea of Tinder and they wait that someone magically pops up, even if they haven't liked more than 10 profiles.

>>689925965
Got her sc if you want

>>689928161
Yas

>>689928161
Give

>>689927354
I hate those cunts.

>Swipe left if you can't handle a strong woman
>Creeps don't apply
>I hate when guys message me with a question about ___

It's just like, cunt, you're not desired by anyone but ugly beta losers. You don't get to decide anything. It's especially annoying because I used to be ugly but now I'm fucking drop dead gorgeous, and I can see the manipulation. These women just don't have any guidance or anything to keep them in check.

>>689928248
>>689928287
claraoswin

>>689926956
Yes, you should, even if you live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere you should be getting matches.

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Smash or pass? I'm 32. She wants it pretty bad.

>>689928331
I'm not even sure an actual creep would see their profile and go "oh, she said, creeps don't apply! so...i guess i will not message this woman"

If anything, it might stimulate them even more, cause they don't care to meet them anyway, they just want to show their cock and talk dirty

>>689928703
hit and run

>>689928703
I'd go for it. Definitely seen worse on tinder.
What does she say on her profile?

>>689929018
She deleted tinder, I've been texting her. She's not on my match list anymore

Slight improvement since I added my job to my profile. Got a few matches. Actually been talking to them!

One seems up for it a lot but has kids so not sure if I want or not.

Someone write me up a chad profile

I'll get wins

I have no pictures of myself and no friends. What do?

>>689927468

please post screens of your successful convos where you've fucked them

I live in a shit tier group of rural towns that next to each other. Is it worth to get it now or wait till I move to the university in Sudbury?

>>689930081
Like I keep all my chats after I've fucked them

It goes:
>tinder
>hookup
>delete
>repeat

>>689930496
For me its:

>Tinder
>Fuck up
>Delete
>Repeat

>>689930496
post them fgt

>>689925078
can I use a different name?

>>689930898
Can you read?

The fuck do you want me to post if I've deleted it?

>>689930239
well if you're gonna move anyway, probably better to do it there.

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Literally slept with four different girls this week so far

>>689932591
Damn bro, opening line?

Never really did great on tinder, stopped using it except occasionally to get 1 or 2 matches then talk to them about space jam, matched with 4 girls in one day, decided to talk to one of them, ended up going on a date with her, we've been together for 2 and a half months now. Shit's going good so far.

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>>689924732
Thanks for the useless info, like anyone cares about your judgement.

>you'll never stop the catfish

>>689933057
I just say: hey :) hows your week going?
Don't have to over think, if the girls interested she's gonna message you back no matter what you say pretty much. It looks bad if you try too hard.

>>689926568
prove it

rules of tinder. dont look ugly

>>689924111
found my gf through it, pretty happy with tinder

>>689924111
265 matches in a bit less than a year. Game is rolling.
Also, I'm overweight, but I'm not a fucking weeb, and that sir makes it all.

>>689934794
been on tinder for over a year and 4 months. Last month I payed for tinder plus. Total matches to date 26. Only got 5 real replies, and a few bots asking for my credit card number on their cam site.
I tried everything possible for openers. Hi, Hey, Hey :), pickup lines, GIFs. None of them get me a response.

>>689936537
Post your photo.

>>689936537
Show us your profil pics or profile link. I'll tell you what's wrong.

>>689932591
Well, you must not be ugly. Care to show a pic of you ? Idc if it's body or face.

>>689936886
>>689936872
Why would they even match with me if they want to ignore me.

>>689937152
To boost their ego.

200 matches since March 2016.

It's not that hard if you look decent, take care of yourself, and can keep a conversation going.

>>689925391
She's cute. Go for it. Get drinks with her and let her fuck you to death.

>>689937431
Well I found out tinder has an algorithm which gives you less matches the more you like people..
Every month or two I delete my Tinder and start over and always see new people on there.

>>689927468
Tips please alpha god

>>689937544
also it's like a sales job (think of a funnel).

out of 200 girls I matched with, I've had sex with maybe 10 of them and I've hung out with maybe 10 other girls. If it's doesn't work it doesn't work and you move on.

>>689937571
True ? Verified ? That sucks.

>>689937986
And I can also tell you with a month of plus I had my location all over the U.S.A and never got more than 19 matches, which was actually more than I got for over an entire year combined. But none responded.

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This is now a best of tinder thread

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Fucked her from Tinder

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The cuckoldry is real

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At least you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant?

Fcking peasants

if it wasn't for that my gfs friends use tinder i'd show you how the game works. most of you peasants are so shitty with random cheesy pickup lines.

>>689938544
She's looking for a plumber to rag her pipe, not a hookup !

>>689927468
I bet 600 of those are just bots

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>>689924111
I don't play Tinder. I play 'Hello Kitty Island Adventure'.

140ish matches mostly people im not that into but current girl im seeing actually found on there shes actually great there is hope on tinder b/ros we even browse rekt tgthr

>>689924732
tinders used to fuck chicks, its not used to get a fucking wife. so piss off.

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I've had someone staying with me for the last month, and when she gets bored, she gets on Tinder and just swipes right for a minute to see what she gets. The last time she did it, she matched with more people in that minute than I have in the entire history of me using Tinder. I'm not an unattractive person, and it just shows me how absolutely garbage Tinder is for males.

I found a gf

I don't live in a huge city and the tinder scene kinda sucks here. I usually use tinder when I'm traveling for work. It has its perks and it's downsides. For one, if you tell a girl you're only there for business then they get the point fairly quickly that you're only trying to hook up.
What do you successful tinder anons do about girls who say on their profiles that they are not looking to hook up. My immediate reaction is bullshit she's a slut, but then again I also don't want to deal with her shit when there's other more easy going girls on there .

You guys with 500+ matches. Where do you live?

>>689938752
U mad bro?

>>689939160
I live in the UK

>>689939160
800+ in a month.
Norway (Oslo) - Barely any bots, perhaps 10?
(Oslo has 500k people).

>>689939002
Basically all Internet dating is stacked against males because guys generally want to put their dick inside anything that moves. So a 2 in real life thinks she's a 9 based on all the attention from guys online gassing her up.

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>>689932591
This is my profile, it's mostly bullshit btw
>>689936537
Sure, hope this helps for real

265 matches, gone out with about 25 of them and have slept with 12 of them

>>689924111
Epic.
After 700 matches and not answering a single message, I decided to talk to one.

Turns out she's doctor from Stanford. Has her own house. And is absolutely head over heels for me.

Deleted my account.

Thank you tinder.

Would I sound desperate to put, "5 reasons to swipe right" in my bio? I have tried a couple different bios

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I feel like all of these Tinder girls are just broken toys. Well, the women in southern california in particular.

>tinder
>meet
>smash
>repeat

I'm honestly enjoying the hell out of it, but at the same time it's boring. I feel like the women who use tinder are all the same. I'm usually hooking up with them within the first-third date.

But hey, If you guys need any help with your profiles, pictures, messaging Id be happy to help you.

>>689939599
You look like a cool guy, would definitely grab a beer

>>689939599
I like it, very easy going profile, non threatening. Good work anon. Post some tinder hook up pics

>>689937558
she's in town for the summer i think ill do it.

>>689939775

So what do I even start with then bro?
Can get matches but can't speak for shit, don't know how to get a convo going

Even matched with some decent looking birds but haven't got a clue what to say

>>689940028
i post this every fucking time

Hey wanna have fun this summer. and they respond sure im down. and then lead it to anywhere you want.