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Your goddess will not let you kill yourself.
>>688874773
that's an iguana.
You still here twitch?
>>688874876
Yeah, just showered. Still can't deal with this.
One guy is an attention whoring edge lord, others are gullible tumblr twats and another wants to pretend he's a grill on the internet. No wonder most people hate furries, this shit is cringier than the suiters.
>>688875102
Andddd you're a anon. Why should IGAF?
>>688875090
Ah. Wanna chat a bit? Also ragesex is best sex still.
I hope it does kill itself. So it will stop whining all the fucking time and we can get back to posting
>>688874322
The first step is get a driver's license. To go on a bit of a tangent, what I want to do is get a motorcycle license because I like motorcycles, and just maybe my love for them will be enough discouragement when I get one. To do that, I'm going to take the Motorcycle Safety Foundation course, but problem is that you have to bring your own gear, and I don't have any money right now. When I do, I'll obviously be able to drive, thus completing the first step. The second step is to find a gun range where I can rent guns, specifically a .44 for reasons stated in the previous thread. I live in good ol' Georgia, so it shouldn't be too hard. When I do, the morning of when I go to the range to shoot for the first time, I'm going to leave a note telling my family to do whatever the fuck they want with my stuff. I'm undecided if I want to wipe all of my drives or not. I'm going to go to the range, rent a .44 and buy ammo, shoot for a while, but leave a single round. With hope, that final round will be the one that kills me.
>>688875102
So here's my plan. >>688875523
Still think I'm just attention whoring?
>>688875102
you forgot zoofags and pedos
>>688875335
I don't know anymore. I'm not even sure if ragesex is best sex.
>>688875523
>>688875625
You live in Georgia. I have family in the Augusta area. Where are you in Georgia?
bye
>>688875919
Why would I tell you if I've planned this out?
>>688875523
*Tips fedora*
>>688875884
Well, not like hatefucking. But channeling your rage into energy. And then having sex. It's great. Imagine if doomguy was a pornstar instead of a soldier.
>>688875929
same. maybe. IDK. if I leave I'll come back at 7.
I'm taking a straw poll to see what furries personality types are (16 personalities)
If you know yours, feel free to submit a vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445732
>>688876044
Because you said getting a motorcycle might dissuade you from doing it, so there's a chance you won't.
>>688876134
Whatever dude. I don't know why an attention whoring edgelord would spend months (that's what I meant to say last thread, not years) on thinking of a plan like that just to say 6 months later for attention.
>>688876364
Possibly. But I won't get my hopes up.
>>688876217
>But channeling your rage into energy.
I do this most of the times but I try to avoid it, it ends up fucking me up, mentally.
>>688876509
I'm a goddess. There's always hope.
>>688876509
>I don't know why an attention whore would spend months to get attention.
It's like you're not even trying. Pretty sad you have all these other retards eating out of your hands, hopefully they'll off themselves in the future.
>>688876732
True. All of that aside, how are you doing?
>>688876777
You're one dumb motherfucker, aren't you?
>>688876509
is that pic FROM something? Or is it just art?..
>>688876903
Don't know. I think it may just be a reference sheet for someone's character.
>>688876882
Horny as hell and wondering where my sweet Temmy-poo went
>>688876732
goddess of deceit
>>688877106
I probably scared him off. Apparently people don't like it when I speak the truth about myself.
>>688877231
Fucking imageswap.
>>688877231
Weird imageswap, too. Wonder who got the furry porn?
Furry personality type survey
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445732
Also, G/fur thread cause I didn't see one up.
>>688877577
>Forgetting to click "new thread"
>>688877555
Nice trips.
Let's find out.
>>688877225
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>>688877229
>>688877230
>>688877232
>>688877233
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>>688877898
idiot, just reupload it'll give you the link to it.
>>688877294
what imageswap?
>>688878265
It doesn't work that way anymore. Duplicates only work within the thread, no longer throughout the whole board. "Idiot".
>>688878265
>>688877898
>>688877555
They don't work like that
>>688877106
Waiting for your move.
>>688878510
>>688878526
Fuck off.
>>688878302
The one here.
>>688877233
You may not see it, it seems like it depends on the person.
>>688878526
I know they don't, but it's just what it's called. It's a misnomer, but there's no point in sperging out and correcting people.
>>688878868
*humps your legs*
>>688879157
Heya Charles, how's it going?
>>688878974
>includes the MRS
>top of turret looks like a mess
No halvsies.
>>688879237
Hey dude. I'm okay, went to the gym today, had lunch and that's it.
What's up with you?
>>688879394
Not much.
>>688879394
Stronk!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445732
>>688879457
Cool man, nothing sounds pretty good to me.
>>688879708
It starts to become the opposite after long enough.
>>688879843
Trust me, I know.
>>688880181
Why is she holding a fish?
>>688880323
I need to find this picture first and then I can reply to that
Can't find it
fuck
>>688881109
Damn, I wanted to see it. Oh well.
>>688881249
Yeah, it had boat guns, and fish guns and deagles everywhere
This one is kind of close
>>688875625
I can't even remember when I last lurked in one of these threads, but I'm pretty sure it was you talking about suicide in that one. Still here eh? Just admit it - you like porn too much to kill yourself.
Maybe it was on my phone
>>688881312
I'd be okay with that
>>688881482
Kek, I love it.
>>688881540
If you say so.
>>688882139
And her too, she's cute.
>>688881730
Well, it could have been someone else. Are you the guy who was going to kill himself because he'd decided he was never going to find a pure and innocent virgin to marry? If not, never mind. :3
>>688882092
>inb4 BUGS!
>>688882139
>
>>688882702
Can you not?
>>688882702
Nah, I think that would be Alex. I'm a different suicidal cunt.
>>688882364
Picture of my SO's derpsona. Should have said that. Also maybe we can pencil you in for tea on sunday.
>>688882796
He's a pretty scary father in law.
>>688882702
>pure and innocent virgin
>>688883659
Sunday sounds good to me. Tea sounds lovely.
>>688882911
Ah I see! Carry on then. Or don't. You're going to serious fuck things up for that gun range owner if you follow that plan tho.
>>688882800
I'm only listening if you post an image at the same time.
>>688883938
Considering you replied you listened either way.
>>688883938
At this point, I don't really care. If I'm going to kill myself, I'd at least like to try having a bit of fun beforehand.
>>688883659
A drunken one too, with a very odd diet for working out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOwRBll21Uc
>>688883870
Do you like it southern? English? Any particular kind? We normally make Texas sweet.
>>688884506
Nope, I have no real taste for any particular tea. Texas sweet sounds fine to me.
I'm tired as fuck, gonna go take a nap. I'll be back later.
>>688884790
See ya then buddy.
>>688884482
Wow. Didn't know he drunk so much.
