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Waifu Claim Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>This means no RP and ERP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Fubuki claimed
Spike is a whore.
Delete this.
Mine was first.
Supporting this thread
>>686102078
This desu~
>Rattle
Just as i wanted to post
>>686102036
>Megumin claimed
>>686102136
Forgot to attach picture edition.
>>686102101
Nah never.
Miho claimed
God damit all that typing for nothing.
And claim once more.
I've calmed down.
Claiming.
I cook in a uni. Today was slow.
Nagato claimed
>>686102036
fubuki.
>>686102345
shiro
>>686102367
miho
>>686102388
squid.
>dunno what your waifu is from my bad, seent her a lot tho
>>686102416
how much?
>have you cooled down
>>686102189
Hey Kazuki.
What's up?
>inb4 sky
>>686102136
>Desu rattles
dirty jokes, wears panties as a mask, loves porn, and looks hot with glasses.
>>686102503
Yes?
>Miho
>>686102503
Name is Ika from Shinryaku! Ika Musume
>Shiro
>>686102503
Just enough
>>686102503
Why you don't mention me? I luv you too ;-; <3
>claiming your waifu
mai waifu is here to claim me
>>686102503
She's from a show called Squid girl or イカ娘. Assuming you mean where not what.
Who was I talking to about car's again lost my train of thought.
>>686102684
I will fucking end you.
>>686102701
>not using my version
>
I have fucking diarrhea and there's a fat fucking spider near me. Fucking gill me.
>ika
>>686102579
was just sayin hi miho.
hows your day going?
>>686102586
>>686102701
It seems cute, so i'll probably watch it and enjoy it.
added to MAL
>>686102595
>how much
>>686102610
>noticed
>>686102822
Gill? Grill? Grilled squid?
>>686102774
Come and get it
suiseiseki claimed. how are we all doing
>>686102833
It's 5am. I tried to go to sleep at 2am..... So long day.
>Miho
>>686102822
Who's the spider fucking? You or another spider? Or something else?
>>686102799
I saw it but that was after I posted. Oh well. My bad. What happened happened.
>>686102833
If you watch it, please let me hear what you think ok?
>>686102880
No, kill, KILL!!
>>686102629
No.
Mai waifu is mine.
>>686103019
Kill, then grill?
>>686103019
Mmmm grilled squid.
>>686102503
>>686102610
I spy with my little eye, a ship on the horizon.
>>686102833
Enough to be here.
>>686103112
Unexpectedly lewd
>>686102957
Doing alright for the most part. You?
Hey guys what happened?
>>686103219
u r naut welcm haer
>>686103219
Bait
>>686103014
I lost the spider. I know its in the bathroom somewhere but I can't find it. I fear for my safety.
>>686102880
What have you done...
>>686103102
>>686103112
No! You got it all wrong!
Another anon turned ship.
>>686103219
You. You happened.
Now my pants are a mess.
You sexy beast.
jk fuck you.
>>686103322
Mildly amuse myself?
>>686103180
>a ship on the horizon
Impossible.
>>686103019
watched a little segment, the one where they try the video game thing
>already love it.
>>686103199
pretty good myself, i'm getting used to a new sleep schedule. right now i'm practicing drawing heads
>>686103289
I'm not really welcome anywhere.
>>686103296
^_~
>>686103377
Disgusting
>>686103434
>trying this hard to conceal your true feelings for shizuru
>>686103377
No more please no more...
>>686103385
Dark souls as a classic RPG.
>>686103434
Hahaha.
Now clean my poopdeck, shipmate.
But really, fuck you man.
Why you gotta delete the thread?
>>686102985
Oh dont be sad now
>>686103423
Ah, what made you change your schedule of rest? And you draw?
>>686103517
I dont feel
>>686103552
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>686103552
>clean my poopdeck
Wew
>>686103546
Yes more
>>686103688
You're a nigger
>>686102833
>noticed
Thanks <3
>>686103648
I started staying up like really really late, sleep at 6am wake up 2pm. I would miss the whole morning so I decided to try something called the uberman cycle. essentially you sleep 20-230 minutes every 4 hours. it sucks shit to get used though.
i'm still learning so nothing I do is any good. really i'm just drawing basic shapes for the most part
>>686103546
>dark souls the hand held console
>>686103771
>you could clean my poopdeck hanako
>>686103785
hows your day been megumin #4?
>>686103772
What's the difference between a joke and 20 cocks?
You cant take a joke
>>686103614
>
>>686103688
"For the lulz" then?
Kay.
>>686103872
It's good and your's?
>megumin #4
#4? i thought i would be #3
This
>>686103960
I mean, god forbid there's not a waifu thread for 20 seconds out of the day
>>686103861
20-30*
i've thought about trying it out but seems like absolute fucking hell to get used to so, as you pointed out. plus it takes me about half an hour to fall asleep so seems completely useless in my case.
>>686104006
I'm not that bothered really.
Was just wondering if you had a not terrible reason.
I'll be back. Off to diarrhea and then vomit. Actually I'm already at the toilet.
>>686103960
Stop crying or i will shoot you
>>686103861
Must be hectic to go through that type of cycle. If you feel like you want to do that then best of luck!
What type of drawings are you into, or want to know?
>>686103872
>you're on the list
But I already have my own ship...
>>686104188
TAKE THE SHOT
>>686104194
what do you mean im on the list?
>why would you blacklist your own shipmate
I'm coming out of hiding.
>hannagato reporting in
>i have 2 waifus my bad, was tired of niggas tryyina steal my other one
>>686104188
Kazuki is a terrible magical girl.
>>686104211
Spike is a furry
Confirmed
>>686104417
Best magic
>>686104029
it sucks donkey dick, you're basically not going to sleep the first day or 2. but once you get used to it you'll only be asleep for like 2 hours a day
>>686104193
i figured i may as well try it out. apparently if you do it long enough you gain the ability to sleep almost at will
as you might imagine anime would be one of the things I like. i also like cyberpunk stuff like all the buildings and settings look so cool. I also love fantasy inspired things.
gota go
Cya later faggots
>>686104470
I definitely kill furries
also TAKE THE FUCK SHOT
>>686104341
Oh also I should clarify what that thing on her thigh is. It's supposed to be one of those leg holster dealies, but didn't really end out looking like one.
>>686104555
Cya claw, have fun/sleep/whatever.
>Shiro
>>686104555
>Trips
Bye Kazuki.
>>686104570
Stop trying to get me killed. You're the worst shipmate.
>>686104341
Hotaru's my only shipmate.
>You're in the list of anons to avoid for my own good
>You're in there with Prinz, Shinoa and Tsuyu
>>686104572
it's fine, i still like it.
also hi shiro.
>>686104494
>you'll only be asleep for like 2 hours a day
nigga fuck that shit.
>>686104698
I... I don't know what that means
>>686104676
you don't understand.
hotaru's real name is hannah
SO
>HANNAgato REPORTING IN.
>i am hotaru
>>686104211
>spike shoots furry.gif
lel
>>686104341
>i have 2 waifus
who's the other?
>>686104676
What's there problems?
>>686104701
How goes your day/night big titties anime girl?
>>686104885
If you don't mind me asking
>Shiro
>>686104783
Oh really?
Prove it to me. Prove to me you're my shipmate.
>>686104885
Nothing. The problem's with me.
>I have poor self-control.
>>686104701
it's only 2 hours of sleep but all 2 hours are REM sleep which to give you a quick summary is the only stage of sleep that actually matters. so the end result is that I get just as much restful sleep as a normal person.
I don't believe I have any of you added on steam, so add me yo.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>686104885
>there
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
its their bruh
>>686104956
>yuno abandoned ship
>i forgave you when you thought i left you
>I know you talk about me when im not in thread
ez.
>>686104853
hotaru, but my Nagato folder has gotten significantly larger
>and Hanagato sounds better than hannanon imo
>>686105028
Yeah but i sleep like 10 hours a day and i love that shit nigga.
>>686104494
Seems cool but I couldn't go through with it.
That nice! I'm sure you'll make nice drawings! Patience is key.
Well I guess it's time for me to go. Nice talking to you.
>>686105134
add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/spongecath/
>i cant add you cause i dont have 5$ to put in my account
[email protected] add me guys
>>686105148
you're mom gramr
>>686104956
also more proof
someone made this for me
>i think shiro but i dont remember
>>686105206
Quick question, reveal your face?
>>686105328
Yes it was me.
>>686105369
m...my face?
i mean fuck it i've posted it before i guess.
here
>>686105328
I'm pretty sure he did.
>>686105148
Anyone can have that information.
>Do something only Hotaru would do to me
>>686105160
i'll git gud eventually haha nice talking to you as well
>>686105442
good bait, who's your waifu though?
>>686105517
nop.
>>686105470
I'll touch your face.
>before you put on a hazmat suit
>>686105564
>bait
I'M NOT BAITING
I am hotaru
I claimed Nagato
>>686105682
I'm still believing it's bait. I would ask for timestamp but then everyone would go fucking ape shit for you if it's true.
i'm out, nice thread everyone
>>686105682
Ha! And what'll that achieve?
>>686105682
Ok I'm back. Surprisingly, the vomit didn't burn.
>>686105845
You got the flu or something? If so, very rest in pasta.
>>686105682
Please ignore my previous statement.
>ika
Still alive. Just very cold.
>>686105682
Any reason you're claiming a new waifu?
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu, you know.
>>686105819
You'll probably pass out.
>>686105789
I've already talked to some weird ass people from here, ask yuno.
>>686105924
was about to say i'm not that ugly.
>>686106019
What does being weird have to do with anything?
I hate having only like 40 images, makes me want to do this.
>>686105987
Nagato folder is like 100 times bigger than hotaru folder
>also wanted to see if hanako would flirt with me or cross lines
>nagato has bigger cannons
>niggers kept trying to steal my waifu
>2 waifu is acceptable
>>686106107
Two waifus WILL ruin your laifu.
>>686106107
>
>Rory-sama
>>686105901
I have no clue what I have. I've never been able to tell if I had a flu or the cold or whatever. But I had diarrhea and then vomited and also a runny nose.
I'm semiscared since my cousin had to go to the hospital because he was vomiting. Doctors told him that he could have died if he didn't go.
>>686106099
>weird as in pls don't send me those pictures weird
>>686106162
yolo
>nagato
>>686106107
Are you switching for good, or just a little?
am i too late to claim the doll
>>686106019
Faint? I'm made of tougher stuff than that.
>Bring it on
>>686106194
Go to the hospital dude. Could be food poisoning.
>>686106232
You can have the doll
>>686106289
thank you so much
doll claim
>>686106225
Havn't decided yet honestly
>>686106238
we both know you're lying
>kiss
>>686106019
Lel. I didn't understand what you meant until I back tracked right now.
>>686106289
Fuck no. I ain't paying docter bills. Plus cousins stomach wasn't accepting medicine so he couldn't help himself.
>>686106225
Hold this for me, sweetie
I've contemplated switching my waifu to Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist, or Komari from Non Non Biyori. But Shiro has been so good to me, I'm not exactly sure what to do. Also don't really know how waifu switches work on here.
>>686106541
imo you just kinda switch.
>unless you're megumin who got futa lewds of megumin dumped for about 3 threads when he switched
>>686106369
Kay. Don't be overly surprised if i forget your other waifu.
Too many ship ladies lately and i've not seen the show so i'm getting them mixed up sometimes.
>>686106468
Awww, you called me sweetie. How cute.
>>686106631
Megu switched? To who?
>>686106541
i bet your waifu can't even channel the blood of your enemies to increase your physical strength
>>686106369
>>686106541
fuckin heretics
just as bad as the waifu sharing
Unsure of yourselves and the choice you made Weak, vile and detestable
>>686106632
BLOW UP ALREADY
>>686106369
Gh!-
Mm...
Uh... uh...
Y-yep. Y-you're Hotaru a-alright...
>thump
>>686106398
Seriously. Go to the hospital. Fuck the cost, do you want agony instead? You arent your cousin, there are other methods to get medication into the body, and food poisoning is serious as fuck.
>a little cost or several days of agony in a bed, unable to do anything.
>your choice
>>686106701
C'mere you, give me a hug
>>686106541
>Also don't really know how waifu switches work on here.
Uh. It would normally be considered quite distasteful, but clearly the bulk don't give a shit. Do whatever you want. Shiro a best, though.
>>686106701
Did I ask for a plebian's opinion? I only want opinions from people who matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFaU4TjdVU
>>686106725
Food poisoning isnt really that serious. Your body purges it well enough.
Only serious if its salmonella or something
Your body handles being poisoned remarkably well, if violently
>>686106797
He's right.
>>686106685
amatsukaze
>>686106632
>don't be overly surprised
nah fam, I'll let you know who i am every time
>>686106701
>unsure of yourselves and the choice you made
he says after deleting a thread he made
>>686106712
pew pew~ <3
>>686106398
haha honestly i inhaled a little deep when i read what you wrote then realized it was dealing with something else
>>686106869
Could just be me and my already problematic bowels. I just know that I ignored it once and felt like that. Dont ignore yoir body's signs that somethings not right.
>>686106777
I dont want to be shipped with someone that enjoys my company. It's counter productive to being a bastard.
>>686106797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePzVWnwgFE
>>686107007
There's such a time as wait and see. Your body can handle a great many things on its own.
Why go to the doctor for something your body can purge on its own? You sound like a mother with her first child
>>686106725
No way. I'm not going to the hospital. I need a car asap and that would only hold me back. Plus I get to skip work if anything.
>>686106797
Kek. I say nah but your choice.
>how do you see with a mask like that?
>>686106869
I'll believe you since it benefits me.
>>686107098
You just kinda do.
>>686107013
But why though?
Eh, I've already dedicated myself to Shiro, and she's too nice anyways, no point in switching.
>>686107098
If you begin to purge dark fluids such as blood or bile(black), go to the doctor. Otherwise, drink too much water and avoid solid foods for the time being.
Get some vitamin C, but not orange juice as the acid can irritate further.
Water
Water
Water
>>686107013
I know the feeling. Why do you think i'm shipping myself with you? Hahahaha
>>686106900
Alrighty then
I'll try to remember anyways.
>>686106900
Gh...
You can't... beat me like this...
>Although I really, REALLY hoped
>>686107191
>No one asked you
No one ever asks Navi anything
>>686107267
Alright, fine. Get your tongue inside me.
>>686107348
Aww are you going to try to make this not fun for me now?
>>686107191
No eyeholes though...
>>686107262
I drank water after vomiting. I don't k ow if it means anything but I had only vomited vegetables. All the meat I had wasn't there.
>>686107486
>EYEHOLES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2WIvJUBbJw
>>686107428
thats what spike does, he makes things not fun for people having fun
>>686107268
>chu~
>>686107267
It's fine if you forget, really don't worry about it!
>>686106900
Kek, don't worry. If it makes you feel any better, I saved the picture of your face.
>>686107428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8
>>686107486
Meat will break down quicker than veggies. Veggies have that protective skin and whatnot
And keep drinking water. Your body is like, 90% water. You can almost never have enough
Except when you do you die
Yes, you can get water poisoning, but it's very difficult
>>686107641
p-.....
pa-.......
>>686107663
I'm having fun, though...
>>686107486
Uh, well she's the wretched egg, an insane being, original holder of the Branch of Sin. She doesn't need to see, only needs her powers to wipe out everything in front of her.
>>686107752
Shes hypnotized. Manipulated, not insane.
>>686107740
Pan-paka-kan~
>>686107740
Alrighty Papa Spike, where's the tongue going?
Also, good song choice.
>>686107813
Yea, I know, I'm saying in terms of her power. Whatever I'm not discussing this shit.
>Shiro
>>686107888
PANTSU!
PUT ON SOME FUCKING PANTSU
>>686107907
Put it in my mouth or something I guess
How many licks to a loli does it take to get to the center of a party van?
>>686107663
Guh-
>beep.
>beep.
>beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
>>686107907
>wew
REO Speedwagon is garbage.
>>686107927
>triggered
Wow. First, you consider ditching your waifu
Then you misrepresent them
Then you refuse to talk about them
Maybe you should change waifu to something more shit tier
Betty Rubble is more your speed
>>686108002
Approximately one.
>Shizu
>>686108093
read this >>686107927
>>686107740
Yeah, I remember reading about how if you drink too much water then pretty much your blood cells begin to pop or something like that.
>>686107663
Damnit... Eyehole man.
>>686107752
I... See...
>pun intended
>>686107740
Oh I never said you weren't having fun spike
>>686108025
RIP.
>hanako is kill
>>686108309
HEEYYY IM THE..EYEHOLE MAN
>that show has the laziest voice acting and writing i love it
>HaNagato
Apologies for putting forward my view on health
>Rory-sama
>>686109935
A new waifu thread with no one posting in it
That's a first
