waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
still here
Ehehehe~
Action Bastard still present.
But going to lurk and sleep.
Have you accepted an hero in your life as your one and only option to salvation?
Anyone have some of those waifu memes? God, I love those!
Diarrhea claim.
>>686108650
Shut up Spike.
>>686108541
Awww. A little tongue time and he's all tuckered out.
Ada the Assultron is mine all you wanderers can fuck right off
Looks like it's my funeral today.
Well, it's been... pretty lame, actually. I hope every one of your waifu's gets another season and dies first episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbBhvv6GI8
>>686108746
>>686108748
>>686108788
Kek'd
>Nagato claim
>>686108952
RIP Spike.
Death #3
Claimed-desu!
>>686108963
Hehe...
Haaaaayyyy there
>>686109197
Get there. How goes your day?
>>686109276
Fuck me it was supposed to be "hey there"
>ika
>>686108272
Wretched Egg says "Hi."
What are my waifu-claimers doing today ? ╰(˵ヘωヘ)╯
>>686108710
Diarrhea-chan! You must correct your issues! You are not German, and diarrhea is unhealthy! Get lots of probiotics and be like me!
>I insert the schwanz into diarrhea-chan's waifu's anus
>It is flooded with the rich and powreful seamin when ograsm comes
>the seamin comes out the mouth and washes the diarrhea virus away
Hahaha the waifu is pregnant! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>686109276
>Get there.
Huh?
But it's been alright I suppose, just got home from work, and my internet has been out for like a week, just got it fixed today.
>>686109464
You were expecting a shit poster, but it you, Dio!
Fuck off Dio
>>686109134
hay!
>>686109276
hi squid chan again
>>686109380
Not saving thumbnails
>pls no more thumbnails
>>686109464
i..what the fuck
>
>>686109516
hi!
>>686109456
Sticking your pocki in Shiro mans you also have to acknowledge you might lose it. :3
>>686109380
Just taking waterful shits is all
>>686109464
Haha, thanks schwanz king
>>686109516
Out for a week!? How do you live?
i enjoy major armstrong from fma, so i'm claiming him. what do you guys do in here anyways?
>>686109643
I would never
>>686109615
Always save thumbnails.
>>686109516
Hi
I haven't seen you around before, what's going on?
>>686109664
>How do you live?
I don't
Nah but I just kept myself busy, I had work and stuff to do so I just kept my mind occupied really, played some console games, although it was pretty annoying not being able to talk to some people.
>>686109615
Feeling a little... loopy...
>I blame you
>>686109664
Weeeeeee
>>686109794
>replying to myself since forever
I mean >>686109615
ok, guess i'll just sit here, unnoticed
>>686109464
We're grateful, Schwanz
>>686109872
Suicide is always an option
>>686109822
That faggot Spike is there, yet I'm not. Rest in pieces my heart.
>>686109872
hey. People talk about whatever they like
>>686109615
Why hello again!
>>686109736
I would never!
>
>>686109794
Shit nigger, I wouldn't be able to handle it after like 3 or 4 days. Good to have you back.
>>686109809
Back in the bathroom... It just won't stop...
>>686110102
Reply to me with a Chibi and I'll make sure that you're included in the latest version.
>>686109736
never
>ever
>>686109809
shhhh you'll be fine~
>chu
>>686109831
you have, im hotaru.
>>686110211
still exiting all exits?
>>686110278
This'll do?
>>686109822
Oh shit were did i go
Oh and im back faggots
>>686110278
sup nigg
>>686110337
Hm. It should be. I'll pass it on to Eu.
>>686110369
That's not the latest. You're in there, worry not.
>>686110369
That's an old one.
And wb.
Rory-sama claimed
Phone died and IRL shenanigans edition
>>686109822
>>686110337
You niggers better upload the latest official Eu version
>>686110526
I did an old one on purpose.
Wish I had older
Akiko claimed
Good morning everyone
>>686110428
Ahh
Thanks again
>>686110429
Keep crying
>>686110613
Nyanpasu~
>HaNagato
>>686110613
You would have loved the muffins this morning.
Peach crumble.
>>686110613
How'd ya sleep Peaches?
>>686110611
Thanks, I forgot to save this one last time
>>686110286
Hey Death. I'm back again.
>What the hell?! I just gave you your life back!
Yeah, about that...
>*Sigh*
Sorry.
>Aren't you tired of getting killed already?!
The thing killing me is SO worth the trip back.
>Fuck's sake...
>>686110278
>
>>686110879
Oh, I've made a mistake.
Good morning.
>>686110286
No, the vomit was my doing. I wanted to just end it so I provided an extra escape route.
bedtime for me!
night pois~
>>686111046
i hate puking
>>686111044
Morning Galko
Sleep well?
>>686111044
You get any sleep Galks?
>>686111163
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Hotaru or big titties anime girl, or both!
>>686111163
G-goodnight...
>>686110611
>>686110800
Agh... I goofed.
The latest includes Hanako. Looks like I also missed my chance to save it.
>>686111111
Where do you go six repeating digits?
>>686110696
https://youtu.be/JAEbJs-rnVc
>>686110740
Shieeeeeet
>>686110787
Terrible
Night terrors again but it was actually pretty funny if you think about it Very very strange this time.
I was this dragon or wyvern and there was this war going on where both sides had their bunkers and shit built out of cartons of applejuice. So the non-asian applejuice people asked me, the mighty wyvern, to help them defeat the appleJaps. Horrible war battles and applejuice
It was one of my weird dreams
>>686111044
Galko!
Gib pl0x
>>686111180
Hi Kirino, I haven't seen you in a while. I didn't sleep very well.
>>686111276
As much as I could.
>>686111333
Akiko.
>>686111163
It was either feel the pain for a long time or feel it all at once and then finish. I chose all at once. Except this time the vomit didn't burn.
Fuck me! My ass is on fire!! It fucking burns! The pain, it won't stop!
>>686111180
Sup Orange
>>686111439
Morning Galko
>>686111333
Nice trips for a horrible dream.
>>686111333
>mfw reading that
>Shiro
>>686111439
My internet hasn't been working for about a week now, and I don't really post much on the thread compared to how much used to.
You didn't sleep well? Waking up in the night or just couldn't fall asleep? Always sucks waking up at like 3am and not being able to go back to sleep.
>>686111581
Yo
>>686111333
What. The. Fuck.
>My dreams aren't nearly as bad.
>>686111439
Please do this to me Galks
>Shiro
>>686111744
Ah, that sucks. I couldn't go to sleep, which is pretty normal for me, and then I kept waking up.
>>686111581
Morning.
>>686111949
No thanks.
>>686111949
Please don't.
Nobody's face should do that.
>>686111949
Holy fuck
>mfw
>tfw guaranteed (you)
>>686112051
I sometimes find it hard to go to sleep, I just chuck some anime on my phone and listen to it, I can't sleep in silence, I have to have something making noise.
>>686109940
If you're still around Spike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I
https://youtu.be/GKRA7-ZqxSM
I FUCKING DID IT CHRIST FUCK ME IN THE ASS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>pic fucking related
>>686111581
>>686111737
>>686111946
Oh I have horrible nightmares almost every time I dream. This one was actually one of the better ones. I keep sketches around of every dream I can remember. I've had one with gaint 2 headed worms with teeth, one with banshees, one with corridors of shards of glass, one with parasites that wear the dead bodies of their victims, shards of darkness scratching at my window etc etc
Applejuice dragon war isn't all that bad
What do you guys dream of?
>Akiko
>>686112469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SZSClEqczk
>>686112242
I can't fall asleep unless I pass out.
>it's hard to explain
>>686112532
I dont dream. I cant remember any if I did. Sleep for me is literally just passing out.
Lately i've been becoming aware that i'm dreaming while i'm dreaming, but i'm too tired to give a fuck, so i just keep going with it? I dunno. It's odd. Like being vaguely cognizant of being on autopilot.
shitpost
>>686112532
To be fair those dreams are gold material to convert into concepts, and as someone who draws you should be at least a little happy about them. Have fun with overwatch!
>>686112532
I dream a lot about dying. If I try to wake myself up before I meet my fate, the horror worsens. As if it were punishment.
>>686112862
Not feeling up to actual shit posting today, Tats?
>>686112597
You've probably heard this loads of times before.
But have you seen a doctor about this? Not getting enough sleep can lead to something serious
>look at me who lives on 2 hours of sleep saying this
No but really, you tried any medication or therapy?
>>686112862
Yeah that's me
sup weebs
>>686112805
You should go to sleep.
>>686112948
I'm actually going to see one later today. I've never had any sleep-related medication or therapy.
>I'm pretty anxious
I had a horrible day.
>>686113067
nothing you?
Guys I'm going to sleep NOW. I can't take this shit (literally) anymore. I don't care if I wake up with dry shit all over my ass anymore. I just need my sleep so I could work tomorrow.
>>686113067
Hi guns. (Anomaly?)
How goes?
>>686113160
Eh? Why?
I had a horrible day and I've been contemplating suicide a lot.
>>686112669
I'm thankful for dreamless sleep. I literally cannot remember a single dream I enjoyed
>>686112805
It's called lucid dreaming. The more you're aware you dream, the easier it becomes to control it. It also makes your body aware it's asleep so you'll start to wake up, but practice can extend the time you have. I learned this to better deal with my constant night terrors. As soon as you realize it's a dream you're a lot less afraid
>>686112873
I do keep everything recorded. Dreamjournals are indeed the basis for a lot of my characters e.g. The hand of the devourer
>>686112879
I feel your pain. Dying in dreams certainly feels very real. For me it's mostly creatures and psychological terror. I wonder if it has some basis somewhere
>>686113172
Tell us about it
>>686113227
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Mikan is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Mikan was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
>>686113218
turkey sandwich. probably gonna play fallout 4
>>686113221
gud. you?
>>686113160
Oh nice. I wish you luck dude. I hope it's nothing serious.
Good luck Galko
And with that, I'm out. Catch you guys tomorrow if my internet decides to stay alive.
>>686112532
I once had this dream that kept repeating itself. I saw someone was going to get hit by something, so I run to them and push them out of the way and I'd get hit myself. Then, the dream would repeat itself.
Every time, a different person would be in danger. I think some were just random people, but sometimes it's someone I knew, like my brother or a friend. And every time I push them out of the way, I get hit, and the dream starts over again with a different person.
It felt very real, and it was a really weird experience.
>>686113356
K-...kirino?
I'm going to work now. Bye guys.
>>686113221
You seem tired.
>>686113390
See you later.
>>686113227
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
>>686113483
/waifu/ pasta
I love it.
>>686113473
See you later Galks. I'm still expecting the succ when you get back.
>>686113227
Every post is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
>>686113538
It was a pretty fun pasta by Dio. I love how angry he gets.
>>686113483
Love you too Vigil.
Oh, two knife guy returns.
>>686113651
>:^)
Come on, now.
You will trigger the elders.
>>686113660
it's mai
>>686113660
Great pic.
>>686113660
>>686113815
Yandere cucked me somehow.
>>686113660
Dio's pretty great. I really enjoy his posts.
>>686113916
Im on mobile, I cant exactly look for pics without eating data.
Thanks for the pics.
Last pic of your waifu you have saved?
>>686114011
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
Looks like the thing has been do with here and time when I have.
Goodnight waifu and remember you're gay but try not to be whatever
>>686114011
He gets so fired up about his subjects.
>Rory-sama
>>686114039
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>686114072
4chan is about whatever the fuck you want it to be.
/b/ random lulz
I bet you're some le old faggot who thinks he's got it down pat because he helped close the pool or something
TRACER CLAIMED BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>DONT WORRY LOVE THE CAVALRY'S HERE
>>686114185
>creamy meme
creamy meme
>>686114243
fuck off mai
>>686114169
good luck expressing your love with your waifu. bitch got no girly bits
>>686113379
Good good
>>686113473
Nah, i'm fine.
>>686113272
I was under the impression your had some level of control for it to be lucid. I do not.
>>686114280
>lol good
lol good
>>686114243
Natural and organic meme.
haha so funny
>haha so funny
>>686114351
Fuck off Mai.
>>686114230
I'm a brit from east London where people have similar accents and the fact that her voice exists stains our city. Did Blizzard's director say to her; "right, just pretend you're an American pretending to be British. Yeah I know it makes you cringe but money"
>>686114351
Fuck off mai
>>686114387
haha so funny
>haha so funny
>>686114387
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
Morning everyone, how are you all today?
Just woke up and I'm still sleepy but doing pretty well, I'd say.
>>686114415
>>686114442
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>686114451
Hey this is pretty good. Not cringe at all.
>>686114470
Hey this is pretty good. Not cringe at all.
>>686114495
Good time for you to be here, it's shitposting galore, more than usual too.
