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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Rattle all night edition
shit threads
>>685767467
For a shit life. Yes. We know.
Chaika here
>>685767422
>rattle
>>685767422
kagami claimed!
>>685767245
if it just brushing hair, that's fine
Fine
>>685767592
What else would it even be? I just wanna make some friends, and doing hair is always nice~
Shiki claimed
>>685767621
I want you to know that I care about you, and I don't want you to leave..
>>685767666
right, right!!
how are you today chaika?? i don't see you around too much....
i love you ruri
>>685767776
>>685767758
I'm not here a lot :(
I try to come around but I'm usually busy with work and stuff..
But I am well, thank you for asking <3
How are you??
>>685767707
And i want you to know that i dont care about that
This is internet after all, pepole come and go
Newspaper came at a decent time. Hour and a half to do nothing till I go home. Morning is going well.
>>685767851
based resolution anon...always saving the day!!!
>>685767922
This resistance only makes me harder.
Just shut up and bend over already
>>685767893
sleepy....where do you work at??
>>685768055
I work for a day program for disabled and special needs individuals <3
>Chaika
>>685767922
You care.
You need attention.
Come on, recognize it already.
If you didn't, you wouldn't make such a big fuss about it. You can go banned on other boards, but you insist to get banned in here, where we all can see it.
Attention whore.
>>685767422
>rattle
Spooky.
>>685768196
huh...that sounds pretty cool actually!! how did you get into that???
>>685768265
Mama seaport I have something I need to say to you...
>>685768204
I want to get banned here to see if mods or janitors lurk around here
Speaking of that
Im 10 years old so what do i know
>>685768365
Was recommend by a friend in the field due to my love of working with people.
Been at it for 3 years now.
>>685768415
They do. They banned a particularly egregious shitposter yesterday.
>>685768415
you're also 10 years old? :^)
>>685768543
I doubt it.
They just left.
>>685768456
I'm sorry for always being so rude and inconsiderate of your feelings. I don't want to be lewd all the time I.. I want to take you out for coffee sometime maybe.. Get to know you more.
>>685768501
nice!!! i've always found those jobs fulfilling, that's why im trying to get into the emt field!!!
Morning everyone
Just woke up, what's going on today?
>>685768586
Nah. They were in two threads and all their posts got deleted. What shit poster does that?
>>685768643
Well arent you a little sweetheart.
Bless the emts, they really are angels.
>Chaika that doesnt have a lot of pics
>>685768629
I've no hard feelings against you, anon.
>>685768675
I miss you.
>Someone you know
I'm back from watching the new X-men film
>apparently someone said I had poor self-control?
>>685768675
Morning person I've not yet met!
>>685768585
Im turning 18 in 1 sec
>>685768758
But still! I just love your body, and you're motherly personality..
I really like you!
>>685768784
That was me.
You probably do.
'least around here.
>>685768729
thank you!! your job is great too, anything that can help people!!
>>685768784
Lmao fucktard you tried to get with prinz just like you desperately try to get with everyone else and you got shut down and left.
>>685768856
How kind of you.
>>685768772
I'm sure I miss you too, but who is this, if you don't mind my asking?
>unless it's Billy
>fuck you Billy
>>685768901
Ah, there he is.
>>685768789
Hi, how are you? Also what do you go by?
>>685768943
I wanna take you out maybe if you aren't already seeing someone..
>>685768901
>Inb4 fakes saying "glorius feet
>>685768996
>Can't blow my cover
>I'm green da ba de da ba di
>green
>green waifu
>>685768679
i cant wait for the anime, shizuru best girl, kotori at close second.
>>685769092
froggy anon??
>>685769165
My man! Very true.
>>685769188
Next clue
I'm really bad at secret stuff
>>685768996
Tired, ready to go home and sleep! How about you?
Makoto! Nice to meet ya! What might I call you?
>>685769013
As tempting as that is, just maybe.
>>685769265
you're the only green waifu i can think of...besides tatsu
>>685768784
Just so it's clear, i don't dislike you.
>>685769265
That lasted all of a few seconds.
How've you been, Tsuyu?
>>685768887
Yeah...
You might be right about that one.
>>685768913
>not my proudest moment
>>685769265
>Tis the frog
>>685769358
Well I uh yeah so you might be right about that
>>685769448
CC has namesync and forgets to turn it off.
>>685769309
I'm in love.
>>685769448
oh yeah....i haven't seen her around a lot though...
>>685769294
Ah, where are you now? Also that same question again on a global scale, what part of the world? Call me Renge.
>>685769092
Ahhh. Why are you disguised, love?
>>685768806
happy 10th birthday :^)
>>685769538
At work! 1 more hour till freedom!
California, good ole 'Murrica.
>>685769538
This picture of renge It makes me uncomfortable. I'm not used to her grown up
>>685769406
Yeah.. I couldn't think of any clues for "IM A FROG" without giving it away.
>>685769414
>Tis the crisp <3
And don't worry about that Prinz stuff, people make mistakes, you're still cool~
>>685769538
I've been super lurk
Just trying to moderate how much 4chan I do but that isn't working lmoa. I missed you though <3
The name Makoto instantly makes me sad
>Shizuru
>>685769777
>we don't talk about that
>I'm trying to keep that under wraps
>>685769777
>czeched
I see, I see. How are things with the lady? And I missed you too bb.
>>685769766
Sorry, is this more to your liking?
>>685769731
I'm just headed to work in an hour, go figure. Where do you work? Also I'm east coast, but still Murica.
>>685770026
And i thought yume looked like an alien
>>685770026
Why is that?
>>685770276
Seems a lot of people I know are east coast. Work for security in a high rise downtown. Pretty easy job, up till I open the building I can dick around on my laptop. And after I open the building I can dick around on my phone. Not too bad a job at all other than the atrocious pay.
>>685770316
Oh yeah. The old Kanon characters did NOT look good.
>>685770497
Kanon had a character named Makoto.
Her story arch made me sad.
Kind of still does. Lol
>>685769518
It's good to see that you love motherly figures. They really are the best in most cases.
>>685770613
Ah, I think I tried watching the anime when I was on a binge due to Clannad. I don't think I got past episode 2... I assume the LN is better?
>Makoto
>>685770077
Psh, if you say so. It really isn't a big deal but okay.
Just looking out for a friend.
You still want that kiss I owe you?
>>685770276
>Ill steal you with those lucky trips <3
Things are great! Haven't been going this well in quite a while, how are you dearie?
>>685770632
I do.
And you really are the best.
Always letting me dock~ <3
>>685770632
>motherly figure
Sweet Lordy Lou
>>685770845
NONONONONO!
>not this again
>I JUST fixed things with Hotaru
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
>>685770743
A bit. It's (as is usual for these types of things) more intimate with individual characters, so you get a better feel for each one.
>BEFORE THEY FUCKING DESTROY IT
god dammit key.
>>685771105
Bhahahaha
I'm keeping that. Thanks for the pasta,angry anon.
Akiko claimed
>>685771105
is this new pasta?
>>685771105
Here's your (You) you desperately wanted. Also, if you don't like these threads, then hide them. Only takes a click or two.
>>685771167
I remember my play through of Clannad. I only did one, and ended up with the loner "top kek" barely making it through school arc. Was interesting, I should play through it again.
>Makoto
>>685770960
I'm just gonna leave you be.
>>685770845
I'll take Hanako's smooch instead. I'm doing pretty well. Dad's 50th is on Friday so I'm trying to get things ready for that. I'm glad to hear you're doing so well Froggo!
>>685770497
GA myself, probably everyone you know is a northerner to me. That doesn't sound bad at all, and how abysmal is the pay? I make a whopping 10/hr strapping pallets of chairs and tables at a warehouse. It's miserable. Contemplated doing a security thing but I'm going back to school in the fall so I'm planning to let that govern my work schedule.
>>685771105
>MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
thanks anon i laughed so hard
>>685771249
insert ruining /waifu/ community with multiple different methods pasta here
>>685771319
Especially since nearly all the OP's use the same phrasing, really easy to filter if you get triggered by us.
>>685771400
Works for me, you can have it~
>smooch
>you can't hide from my waifu nabbing licky 7's
Happy birthday to your dad by the way, hope he is doing well. <3
>>685771528
That, and /waifu/ is always going to be /waifu/.
>>685771167
Shizuru! It's happening again! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! >>685770845
>WHY?!
>>685771338
Sorry to be rude, but I just CAN'T afford to remotely be associated with this.
>I've already got into enough mix ups and misunderstandings with Prinz and Shinoa
>>685771167
>>685771249
>>685771319
HI IT'S ME AGAIN
Ahem. It's not like I hate these threads. It's actually that I feel very sorry for you people. Very, very sorry.
I am a human and I typed this on my phone. Paste it all you want because it's the truth. You people worship cartoons. Fucking cartoons, damn it.
DO YOU HAVE ANY
FUCKING
IDEA HOW RETARDED THAT IS
fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>685771604
K you can stop now
I was trying to be friendly but please leave me alone.
>Tsuyu
>>685771105
Alright this one is breddy gud, 9/10, thanks anon
>>685771249
Hi Akiko! How's it going today?
>>685771478
Also hello to you Sachi, though I know you've been here
>>685771577
>licky 7s
Not sure if that's a froggo pun or a typo
But thank you, he's doing really well. My parents are taking a week's vacation to Hawaii, so I don't know how he couldn't be happy.
>>685771647
'Morning(?) Barry.
>>685771604
Just so no.
>Without the commentary adding how you secretly want it
>>685771610
Or is this just a nice excuse to avatarfag. The world may never know. Enjoy your unproductive rage.
>>685771743
>licky
More of a typo but I'll take the accidental pun~
Good! They need a vacation, most people do.
Hopefully it's amazing and they can relax.
>>685771400
GA? Sounds like my old job in reverse. I took things OFF of pallets and put them on shelves. Stocking sucked ass. And standard 10/hr. Only reason I don't complain is because I'm basically getting paid to use my laptop instead of my desktop.
>>685771610
To be fair, I don't worship cartoons. I don't worship much anything now that I think on it. Closest I'd say is my bikes that I like to be around at every opportunity.
>>685771105
>>685771610
Wow you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic.
>>685771825
AVATARS ARE FOR FUCKING LOSERS
I DON'T NEED TO HIDE BEHIND A CARTOON LIKE YOU
>>685771577
>checked
Oh hey Tsuyu, good to see you back
>>685771610
We're really just avatarfagging with the character we like the most. No one here takes it very seriously
>>685771743
Going good. I overslept and in my rush I was accidentally more productive than I would've been if I hadn't overslept
>>685771743
hello renge how are you
>>685771610
WHERES MY (You) YOU RETARD
>>685771825
Shizuru is your friend alright..?
>Tsuyu
>>685771911
(You're hiding behind anonymity)
Uhhhhhhh
>>685771825
yeah it is technically morning though I haven't slept yet. trying to fix sleep schedule. HI SHIZU~
>>685771478
Don't forget this gem too
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
>>685771863
I RIDE BIKES TOO. COOL. KEEP DOING THAT, AND OTHER NON LOSER TYPE ACTIVITIES. SIMULTANEOUSLY, LEAVE THESE STUPIDASSED THREADS AND TAKE YOUR LIFE BACK FOREVER
>>685771962
Oh, hello Akiko..
>Tsuyu
>>685772027
I'm sure he's fine.
Just trying to vent at us.
It's whatever. Fun to pick on people. Lol
>>685772069
I see i see. Best of luck with that. I know it can be hard sometimes.
So what's up?
Everyone picking battle waifus are stupid. The fights will never leave you alone. Your waifu will get hurt. You will get hurt. You will never get sexy alone time.
Pick a slice of laifu waifu. Plenty of time for love. Also she can probably cook.
>>685772075
You do realise where you are right?
Your autistic rant can be applied to every thread/post on this site.
>>685772186
That was a copy pasta.
>>685772254
Should have guessed
>>685772305
But i did witness it's first post. Was quite amusing. The guy wound up making a total ass of himself at mine and someone else's behest.
I enjoy such things.
>>685772089
I don't see a point in leaving. I'm only really here when I'm at work, and I work overnights. So I have LITERALLY nothin better to be doing. Plus, these people have some interesting stories that I like to read.
What do you ride?
>Makoto
>>685772174
Just wanna make sure!
How are you Shizuru~?
>Tsuyu
Headed to work now, I'll probably be back to post in next thread, goodbye for now
>>685772584
I'm fine. On a pretty dumb sleep schedule right now, but it's whatever. I'll get over it.
You?
>>685772711
See you later, Renge.
>>685772711
Bye Renge, have fun with your pallets!
>Makoto
I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods t destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.
>>685772174
just playing Doom's multiplayer with a friend, how about you?
>>685773065
Doom sucks ass.
You're such a faggot piece of shit I can't stand you.
>>685773065
Listening to music. Contemplating if i even want to be awake at overwatch launch time
I'm under the impression the servers will be the dead.
And watching twitch kind of.
It's on.
>>685772711
See ya!
>>685772757
Im decent, thank you for asking :3
>Tsuyu
>>685772182
This guy gets it
Unfortunately you don't choose your waifu, waifu chooses you
>>685773386
>Listening to music. Contemplating if i even want to be awake at overwatch launch time
Not worth, the servers will be unstable.
>>685772711
cya renge
>sachi
>>685771105
> EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
Don't worry, you can't.
> BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
On the internet, everyone's retarded. Especially (You).
> MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
Nah, got everything I want, brah.
> YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
Already did. That's what this thread's about.
> JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
Nah, not gay. That's why this is a waifu thread not a husbando thread.
> ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
And I'm repulsed by actual women, so we have a deal.
>>685773788
>SnK
Talk about shit taste
>>685773386
do it my dude, but yeah they probably will be
>>685773203
NICE MEME
>>685773868
Attack on titans is shit.
i didnt had any other picture
>>685773788
Love is blind, deaf, interdimensional and also has a poor sense of smell
>>685773788
I mean, probably.
>>685772182
>not having a waifu that naturally mellows out and stops fighting as part of her character arc.
>>685772182
>picking a waifu to get sexy alone time with her
>>685773786
> ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
>And I'm repulsed by actual women, so we have a deal.
kek'd
I need tunes while I'm studying
What is everyone listening to?
>>685775468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFnjZY1vRzk
Okay, clearly I drastically overestimated thread speed. I'm at work. Resuming former activities.
>>685771844
I could use one myself but that will be a while. At least I get Monday off next week.
>>685771863
Georgia. Yeah, I've done some of that too, it isn't fun. So what are your life plans?
>>685771962
That happens to me a lot. I'm very effective under pressure and very ineffective if I'm relaxed.
>>685771997
Doing well, what about you Sachi?
>>685775468
I almost want to study while listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI
Only took me 5 hours but i finaly got my shitty peace of paper. Yay for communications and modern ways pf transportation
>>685775723
Still doing that?
Jeeze. Quite a waste of a day for being forgetful.
>claiming yume
>>685767549
I take 1 coffee and your legs on my table!
>>685767621
>reeeeeee
>>685767706
hey its them
>>685768784
>crispy one
you and selfcontrol are like me and legs
I see them I jump at them
>>685769265
hey look its asui
>>685771249
hey akiko tell us how was work!
>>685775468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXcLkYat5kg
Good afternoon waifu.
Should have just gone to bed earlier~~
>>685775929
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXcLkYat5kg
This pleases the Honkmother
>>685775820
Not like i had anything better to do.
I have the whole week off because exams
>>685775468
https://youtu.be/NknjE2SBPxw
>>685775999
>check'd
Good morning Maki~
How'd you slept?
>>685776167
I'm really fucking tired, it's 3pm but I left at 7am because we got a new video is the angler discord
>>685776019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo
be pleased honk milf
>>685776054
<3 ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɹoɯ puǝds uɐɔ ǝʍ os ɥɐǝʎ
>>685776054
Ehhh whatever, your loss.
I'da been real mad at myself.
>>685776456
Stop speeking kraut
>>685776321
Still following the Angler case?
I just woke up. Still need more sleep kek
>>685775645
Unexpectedly good, never heard of these guys before
>>685775649
I'm pretty sure I do 90% of all studying in the last week before the finals. I simply can't work when I still have time and there's more interesting things to do
>>685775677
>checked
>implying I can study for one hour 3 minutes continuously
>>685775929
Not sure what you're referrring to. I don't have a job, I study
>song
You didn't have to you know
>>685776167
I cri evertiem
seriously these kind of songs are my kryptonite
>>685776662
>Stop speeking kraut
Syndra talkes to me
>becoming diamond
please say more please speak with me
please use me!
>>685776929
Oh alright
I meant your gamethingy where you overslept
Last thing I saw was your post stating you writing an email
>>685777070
Yeah, didn't get a reply back yet but it was weekend so I doubt they were looking at their e-mails. I'll probably get something by tonight
>>685775649
At the moment, it's kinda fuzzed. But I'm gunna try and go back to school soon and take some shop classes. Dream job is to be a pilot of sorts, but figured that's a bit out of reach for a poorfag. So working on cars and the like was the next best thing I could think of. Home now, traffic was "minivans cutting me off" galore today. If I wasn't on a bike, I'm almost certain I'd have smacked into at least one of them.
>>685775468
Take my eurobeat.
https://youtu.be/m8HIQdiQiS4
>>685776929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyZzGqwpHU
The Witcher 3 has some very good ost~
>>685776929
>1 hour
Oh that's just the start of it, there are 4 disintegration loops CDs each one equaling to a stage of the day. What do you like to listen to while studying? I could link energetic stuff but personally I can't study to those.
>>685776858
Yeah, it got interested when he posted a new video at 4am which has a fucking body in it.
It's either an actor and it's an elaborate ARG, or an actual dead person who went missing yesterday, and we've got a legit killer on our hands.
>>685777428
Thank you for your offering, none of your remains will go to waste
>>685777486
Stuff like discount Megumin was linking me, calm spiritual stuff does it for me
Example you probably heard before
https://youtu.be/j-Fhx2IEztw
>>685777638
Let's say you guys found a serial killer, then what?
Also may god bless the queen at this fine day
>kek
>>685777638
>and we've got a legit killer on our hands.
Does occasionally happen
You cant stop the claw
I wanna go home
>>685777815
Great choice, I just realized that my library is lacking a bit in the spiritual department but I would suggest you to listen to the album Seven Seas by Emancipator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKmsM-_xx-o
>>685777963
Fuck off already.
>>685777881
If it's a killer, it just makes the game more fun and high stakes. Not that it affects me at all in England.
It doesn't need to go to the FBI because we'll stop getting clues, plus we're probably getting further than the authorities could right now.
>>685777940
I'm aware.
I'd love another killer.
>>685778255
The most beautiful waifu <3
>>685777963
I can
>>685778035
Just hop back?
>>685777638
sounds cool
>>685767422
being this much of a neckbearded loser.
>>685777815
https://youtu.be/yykSHeVXD8I
What I'm listening to
>>685777428
I'm headed back to school to try and be a radiology tech. I'd love to be a pilot but I think it's rather out of reach for me as well.
>>685776929
I feel that very much.
>>685775929
Faggot
>>685778254
Make me
>>685778396
Do it
>>685778458
>no maymay arrow
>>685778374
Well well, if it isn't my darling Homu.
How are you?
>>685778396
Leg alien I'm stuck at work:(
>Tsuyu
>>685778461
I'm curious as to how Malinda go to where she's at. Heli pilot is still a pilot after all. Radiology is the radio or something?
>Makoto
