waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
How hard would you brush Tatsumakis teeth?
>>685761828
What was this post who got deleted?
>Never gotten b&
Step up senpai
>That mod was a faggot
Best part was that wasn't even the last time. Luckily after getting that one lifted, all ones after that were 2 week ones at worst.
As well, I'm off to do my two hours of actual work before I head home! Later everyone!
>Makoto
>>685762322
kagami claimed
Good morning.
>>685762445
hi galko!! how'd you sleep?!?!
>>685762423
Kagami raped
What was >>685761828 this?
>>685762410
Don't forget to floss nig
Rory claimed.
To the anon that asked, yes I was wearing proper gear, no I didnt come off, and yes, the power righted me.
>not my first corpse run
>still kinda scary
>>685762489
Not great, but sleep is sleep, I guess.
>>685762423
>>685762410
Just hard enough to have her make an amusing face, probably.
rule breaking
>>685762690
fuck off mai
>>685762588
>Anon
Not even Anon yo! And good, can't have anything happening to you now, ya know?
Okay, now I'm really off to do my work!
>>685762690
The shadow on my phone makes it look like you had a mustache
(user was banned for this post)
>>685762690
I don't know why, but she's damn cute.
>>685762599
true enough!! how many hours did you get??
>>685762601
i didn't know it was time for eternal suffering...
>>685762711
My /hr/ senses are tingling.
>>685762322
Hello! I ejaculate powrefully into your shoe!
>I defecate regally, it is majestic
>I insert the schwanz into your shoe as I defecate
Unf unf unf oooooohhhh yeeeeeeaaaaahhh! (the voice of the kool aid man having a powreful ograsm)
>I edgeaculate
>Your shoe is satisfied and pragnated by my seamin
>It has been stretched wide by the schwanz
Hahaha! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>685762322
Must the waifu be female? I claim Lelouch.
All hail Lelouch vi Britannia.
>>685762182
>>685762556
<3
>>685762711
>I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
>I ejaculat powrefuly
>the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
>A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
>I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/197295/house-keeping/
>>685762856
He'll destroy the world for you. Not a bad claim at all.
>>685762788
Embrace the suffering.
They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.
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>>685762762
(User was promoted to Mod for this post)
>>685762884
It's my main squeeze
>>685762788
4 hours.
>>685762809
did somebody say high res???
>>685762856
Fuck it, I've got another 30 minutes. The paper's not here yet.
I do believe husbandos are welcome... I don't see why they wouldn't be, anyways.
>>685762856
I literally hailed at my TV at the end of the series.
>>685762762
>>685762982
Squeeze me baby <3
>>685762949
b-but why???
suffering isn't fun....
>>685763021
Husbandos are welcome. Welcome friendo
>>685763061
They did end it well.
>>685763111
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>685763157
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>685763165
An anime imageboard?
lol lmao
>lol lmao>>685763165
>>685763165
w-what??? that's not really what i meant...
>iron chef???
>>685763232
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>685763111
>
>Shiro
>>685763111
It doesn't have to be suffering, it's all about perspective.
>>685763258
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>685763110
I think that would kill a baby...
>>685763289
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>685763326
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>685763258
oh....i see, im the idiot here lol
>>685763284
RIP
>>685763289
but...
>that's a really cut pic by the way
>>685763157
>Crossover art
>Mistaken for LeLouche
I appear to be a master rusemen
>>685763157
Yea... it was like those games where you get a bad, good and perfect ending, CG had a perfect one.
>>685763341
Well meme'd sir.
>>685763379
cute*
Keep posting betacuck. Run up that image limit and watch how we care.
>shhhhhhh
>mummy will hug you later sweet one
>>685763379
Any pic with Tsukasa is a really cute one.
I'm going to work, see you guys later.
>>685763418
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
and /mu/ faggots who don't have any taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bARrDYnNLKQ
>>685763520
Laters.
>H
>>685763414
Its been a long day and i only looked at thimbnail
>>685763520
See ya Galko
>>685762947
No, my good friend. He will save it with me.
All hail Lelouch vi Britannia
>>685763498
right in the stomach...
maybe you're right, tsukasa is cuter
>>685763453
>breaking the rules
>>685763608
>then why are the threads still here
>>685763669
Who are you quoting?
>>685763539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jvzVuYRyY
>>685763606
It's funny cuz you usually have this argument the other way around with me or Meg.
Im 12 and what is this
>>685763753
Quoting? Who were you quoting earlier?
>>685763606
Have Kagami cosplaying Slutmakaze.
>>685763757
h-huh??? but megumin's not cuter than you are....
>>685762947
>>685763021
>>685763061
>>685763157
It's okay everyone, there's a Zero for everyone. I'll take Lelouch, you can get Zero.
All hail Lelouch vi Britannia
>>685763757
shit waifu
>>685763772
shit waifu who is going to delete his post
>>685763591
shit waifu
>>685763498
shit waifu
>>685763520
big shit waifu
>>685763258
what the fuck is this?
is shit
>>685763520
Don't stress out too much friend!
>Shiro
>>685763822
whoa!! where do you find these??
>have a cute
>>685763862
Dont really need a Zero.
>weapon would give me away
>>685763822
>>685763940
>posts a thumbnail
Forgive me.
>>685763845
wait...i read that wrong, ummm, maybe i've seen the light now...
>>685763918
Nah i want a break from posting
And i want to see if mods are lurking
>>685763918
Joe Flacco best waifu, not like you even know who he is.
>>685763772
12 year old claw
uwot
>>685764010
t-thank you...you're a nice anon!!
>>685763772
I believe posting CP is the easiest way to get what you want.
>>685763845
Fug... don't let her see this.
>>685763862
But I am Zero.
>>685763940
Pixiv and danbooru mostly.
>>685764125
I was speaking about your shit waifu
>>685764111
weak faggot.
>>685764189
We are all Zero. Who else wants to take over the thread in the name of Lelouch vi Britannia?
All hail Lelouch vi Britannia
>>685764189
it doesn't matter...
>thank you, now i can find cuter pics of kagami!!!
>>685764174
Nah my im 8 years old
>>685764189
I dont have any
>>685764251
Didn't even reply to me until now about my waifu being shit, so you weren't :^)
I leave for just a moment and we increase the non-sense levels here wayyy too much. What the fuck guys.
>>685764328
lmao good
>lmao good
>>685764347
>using emoticons
haven't seen you here
newfag
>>685764323
>>685764177
Still a small price to what you did for me >-<
>>685764334
Whelp... dump fappening pics.
>>685764377
Shitposters. Shitposters everywhere.
>>685764377
welcome to /waifu/
>>685764467
w-what did i do?!?!?
>>685764466
oh on /waifu/? i've only been here for about two weeks, so yea i'm a new friend.
>>685764484
he is older than you on this threads, so you beeter shut the fuck up.
>>685763326
Oh you.
Just give me a kiss~
>>685764010
There's a difference between a thumbnail and a sample.
>>685764467
Im too lazy for that
>>685764550
Something that is still hard to believe.
>
>>685764566
it was just a prank bro
I think I stopped beta-kun
>>685764377
i blame the claw
>>685764297
I would, but I lack the necessary folder to do so for him. Maybe make a thread in his name or something. I dunno. Tired.
>>685764631
h-huh??? is it something bad??
>>685764566
fuck off. no one gives a shit
>>685764622
Then I'm out of ideas, go post porn in sfw boards.
>>685764583
Sometimes persons use figurative words to be more expressive.
>>685764755
No you dummy, it's quite the opposite.
>>685762322
So mad they ended this anime.
Deadman wonderland was the shit
>>685764788
Yea but i want to see if they are here
Comw on mods, im underage
>>685764696
I just have work to do
don't tke credit foe shit that never happend
>>685764898
oh!!! uhhg, my brain is dead lol
you don't have to make it up to me....i did it because i wanted to!!
>>685764755
Also realized this was a thumbnail as well.
>>685765025
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You're calling the mods fools, So I guess that's a start desu.
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>>685765025
Try making a couple of threads with a Tenryuu pic
>>685765182
thank you!!!!
>i don't know if you have this already...
>>685765167
I know, specially because I will never be able to, I can still try.
>>685765368
you're already making it up to me...just by us talking!!!
It's time for me to get some sleep. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to a job soon, don't stress out too much, especially over the little things. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And as always (this has basically become my catchphrase at this point), stay genki!
>>685765362
I didn't, that's pretty sweet.
>>685762322
Revy claimed
>>685765025
any particular reason you want to be b&?
Just because?
>>685764697
Yeah probably.
>Rattle
>>685765623
He wants to lose his ban virginity.
>>685765748
Homu I fucking love ya.
>>685765748
He could always just spam Dubs/get attempts on /a/ or /v/
>>685765499
not wishing me a good sleep
>
>>685765340
Can you give me one?
I can try doing the next thread
>>685765932
he does it here because he obviously wants some attention.
>>685766029
good night shiro, that pic was so small i couldn't tell who it was, sleep tight and dream sweet!!
>>685766044
>Shiro
Claiming Seaport Hime. Every single morning seems really slow to me.
>>685766029
Fuck off
>>685766029
The pic is pretty dark and small, I swear I missed the post entirely. Sleep tight Shiro!
>>685766147
Let me dock mama seaport <3
>>685766044
>>685766281
>>685765340
Why would that get him banned?
>inb4 I get banned
>>685762322
and always keep watching me cause the ugly guys losers is jealous
>>685762322
Ill put this here since i love that song, even the series is a bit meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B-mHS1a9tM
Also, claiming waifu from WAKFU, princess Amalia
>>685762322
and they smell like dog poop
>>685766342
For some reason the mods get triggered by Tenryuu and he gets banned nearly every time he makes a thread nowadays.
Which honestly is a bit weird considering Syndra has never been banned.
>>685762322
and they all tangled me up
>>685766342
Tenryuu has been banned for making the waifu claim threads, I believe multiple times.
>>685762322
so can tangle my heart so can read me but how the fuck the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit can they do that
>>685762322
we got to see how the aqauieus people work lik e e e
>>685766250
Same spot, as per usual.
>>685766461
Because i stoped making them
>>685762322
and i hate how the ugly guys losers get angry as there ugly as shit n always try to bother you when you do errands
>>685766639
You remembered me <3
Spread your ass?
>>685766673
But so did he, but whenever he occasionally makes one he gets banned, and I would expect the more threads over a shorter period would lead to more attention on you.
>>685766791
I've been doing quite a lot of them lately. Haven't even gotten a slap on the wrist.
>inb4 blah blah
>>685766719
Sure.
>>685762322
and the ugly guys losers are ugly and try to hurt people while try to survive
>>685766904
I fuckin' love you.
Sit on my face mama seaport <3
>>685766791
Aperantly they were sleepibg at the time everything was going down.
>>685766915
Wait... Are you the same brain dead invalid who couldn't make a coherent as yesterday? Lol
The cute one eye mon left me here alone.
>>685766958
Suppose it's only fair, since you were asking for lewds.
>>685767089
rest in piece chaika....
>im sure she's just busy
>>685767123
You're always so kind to me mama seaport <3
>>685767074
gotta give it to him, hes dedicated
>rattles
>>685767158
Do you wanna maybe.. Brush my hair too?
>>685767089
>The cute one eye mon
Named Manako
>>685767190
I'm honestly starting to think it's a bot.
>>685767346
Did that bother you..?
>Chaika
>>685767380
>>685767380
>>685767380
Lets see how this works out
>>685767443
Oh
Well there goes my plan
>>685767502
Ah yeah forgot you were doing that. My mistake.
>>685762322
and hes ugly as shit and has no friend slike the ugl y guys losers
>>685762322
and everybody hate the ugly guys losers stupid face and when they get angry and tell on police to scare people off but people still hate there ugly ass face e like e e the ugly guys losers
>>685762322
and hes ugly as shit and think is better then everybody but everybody has his stupid fucken funny looking ugly face
>>685762322
but cant be a model
>>685762322
or a movie star cause everybody hate his funny lookin g stupid face
>>685762322
but still get work together with other ugly as shit ugly guys losers and bother people who isnt fake and tell on the police to scare people off and lie saying there better then everybody but when people find out they lie the ugly guys losers dont feel bad about it
>>685762322
and everybody hate his stupid fake ass while bothering people when go food shopping and when the ugly guys losers piss people off with there fucken funny looking ugly face people go to jail but people dont want to go jail for that ugly mother fucker like the ugly guys losers that has no freidns n is funny looking
>>685762322
so even tho people are so pissed and has to read peoples mind to piss people off cause the people dont want to get mad at that ugly mother fucker like the ugly guys losers so dont go to jail
>>685762322
and there ugly as shit and fake and point out if popular people is fake even tho ugly and call on the police to scare people off
>>685762322
and ugly and stay home all day c ause have to stay like that but bring other people down and let other only ugly people losers do ok on tv
>>685762322
and ther eugly and lame n think better then everybody and keep out the popular people cause itll make the ugly guys losers with there ugly as shit faces look bad that get angry but is ugly as shit and try to bother people
>>685762322
n they smell like dog poop n is ugly
>>685762322
ugly n judges people but is ugly as shit like the ugly guys losers
>>685762322
so thats why i try to not be near them so i dont get introuble or hurt my brain
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