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Hey fags of /b/ Lets turn 4chan into a legitimate Religion.
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Hey fags of /b/

Lets turn 4chan into a legitimate Religion.

Nobody can stop us doing shit if we say its a part of our religion.

What can we do as part of this religion?

Getting high where and whenever i want is top of the list.

What y'all adding to this fucked up religion of 4chanism?
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Bump this shit
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>wants to start a religion
>first priority is getting high, not freeing poor and working people from their shackles and improving their lives
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>>685116431
Well fucking add to it then you coon
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We need a logo for the religion
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On like most religion being like a slot machine you out in a prey it might happen to get your prey's heard you much remove at least 2inchs of skin off your ass
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>>685116243
>>685117496
Are you guys completely serious? If so i know a guy that designs logos professionally, what should i tell him?
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>>685116243
Lets shun all these druggie retards and jobless slackers. Make it part of our religion to mock and deride them until they turn into decent people.
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>>685117865
Just put a rare pepe
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>>685116243
Would there be any initiation into thus religion?
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Half your earnings go to 4chan
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>>685118006
Thats all?
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>>685118006
>>685118181
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>>685116243
We can't trust others, that aren't part of our religion. Be it people, politicians, aliens, or animals.

Boxxy is like our Virgin Mary

Trolling is how we pray
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pepe is the logo >>685118353
he can change the look he is the star like Jesus
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>>685118422
We have to spray paint symbols around our local cities to bring attention to it. Convince the media we are some underground terrorist group.
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>>685116243
We celebrate xmas but not because of jesus but because of the gifts that we may receive, gifting is forbidden at that time for us
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>>685118585
You forgot religious underground terrorist group.
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>>685116243
Gtfo newfag.
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Tax benefits will be awesome
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Also we have to sit in all kind of public transportation.
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Bumping for interest.
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>>685118806
Gfto faggot get with the program
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>>685116243
Few years to late for this.
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>>685116243
Who or what should be considered as our god?
>inb4 Moot
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Becaus the internet is our tempel we need to have free access to the internets
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our diety will be Mac demarco.
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>>685116243
Fedoras are haram
Bananas are obviously messengers from the devil, Hiro.
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on Saturday we strictly eat nothing but tomatoes to ward off the potatoes
>"no tomatoe for the potatoe"
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Alright lads, do we have any immediate logo? Cause I'll draw it on my wall
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>give food to anon who is hungry
>give drink to anon who is thirsty
>help anon in need of shelter
>respect your self first
>get to be stronger, mentally,
>only OP can be faggot he is apostle of pepe
>you have picture of pepe
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>>685116243
fk that mate,
follow the true word of kek
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>>685119906
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Name it fourleavism and we pray to all gods yet not cause we praise anonymous gods
We believe in freedom through silent hate yet inaction
And boom u have it
But need a large amount of ppl enough to get it trending after that itll work on its own
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>>685120368
What does it say in blue ?
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>>685118155
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN.
TRIPS AND THIS WILL BE THE FIRST RULE.
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>>685117788
Another miracle brothers, trips and another scared rule will be forged
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The holy words will be made from all dubs and trips
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>>685120802
The one rolling 777777777 will be our prophet
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>>685120772
Its a kawaii ribbon desu~
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>>685120802
Lul
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>>685118422
Dubs be praised! our Malevolent lord has picked another rule. Trips will secure your rule
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Guess we're making a religion.
We need a catchier name. 4clan maybe?
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>>685119066
The all knowing chooses strangest post, but trips will secure the newest rule...
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>>685121184
I second that whole terroist thing from earlier, we must make it too the news, so word of our prophet may spread, please grace me with a get, or reroll me when all is said and done!
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If you join the religion you are not allowed to have a name anymore. Everyone goes by Anonymous, or Anon for short
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You could make it Chanism to make people actually believe it.
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>>685121365
GETT
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>>685121365
Rolling, brother.
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>>685121313
Someone make me the pave of our religion. It will then be my life mission
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>>685121365
roll xDD
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>>685120368
I can't draw for shit so I'm going to pretend it's like a pope hat
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>>685121303
QUINTS should guide our lords hands to our religious organizations name, so help us that the dark forces of 404 does not disrupt this holy divination. I humbly pray that /B/rethren be our name.
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>>685121453
I vote chanism. Sounds legit
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Our logo is a three leafed clover because we fuck up everything we do and our mesias is pepe
Ofc we got prophets like wojak, Dat Boi and the cancer bringing Le funny banana
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>>685121453
Chanism is clearly the best name.
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Fuck dead babies
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>>685121584
What the fuck did you actually draw that on your wall, timestamp and full wall pic, and you are one of the 404 deciples.
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>>685121753
Fuck niggers
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>>685121705
Sounds good even in German : chanismus coz ofc we are a offspring of the nazis
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>>685121584
>>685120368
Underated post
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>we don't crucifix because you do this to your self if you are faggot
/b/rotherhood is where all have started
>we have wikipedia of our religion and infinite number of commandments
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>>685121691
HEATHEN! HE MUST BURN LIKE THE KIKE HE IS!
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>>685120368
Remove the circle and it's 10//b/
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>>685116243
Moot is our forefather, so let us summon him! he will be our pope! HIRO CAN GO NAGASUKI FUCKI
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>>685121365
rull
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HEATHENS ALL LIKE LIKES OF YOU
MAY RAPTOR JESUS SAVE YOUR MORAL ASS
CHANNELING THE SPIRIT OF AN ULTRA NIGRA RIGHT FIGHT THE HEATHENISH SCOURGE
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>>685118422
i ROLL FOR YOUR COMMANDMENT O GREAT AND POWERFUL FAGGOT
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>>685122536
Nazi!!!! Love it
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>>685122475
SACRILEGE! WT SNACKS, O GREAT COCK GOBBLING MONGOLOID, DO AWAY WITH THIS FORGOTTEN MEME!
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>>685116243
Where is our holy city?
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>>685122794
Suprisingly, penrith in australia. Fucks up with that.
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Anyone interested made this ages ago. Use if for the logo
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>>685122960
Australian shit-posters are the equivalent of the three wise men in the bible
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>>685121793
Mimi is fucking autistic and keeps saying the file is too large, I'll keep trying tho
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>>685123040
why so much pink?
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>>685123196
I can change that
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Bump. I will publically support chanism and even build a church if this becomes a thing
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>>685123322
Hell yeah, we're going with Chanism boys
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Chanahu akbar
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>>685116243
Muslims can't even say they dislike pork without some faggot throwing a ham sandwich at them, how well do you think a 4chan religion would fare, especially once you'd say your religion allows you to harass teenagers, possess child pornography and cyberbully people?
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>>685123438
Kek
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Instead of police we have mods. We can't use the phone to call them, we have to yell out MODSSS
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>>685123196
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>>685123469
But that's because they bomb shit and kill people.
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>>685123469
ROLLING FOR THIS
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>DUDE WEED LMAO

fuck off to reddit
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>>685121793
Mimi doesn't let me send a whole wall photo but is this good enough?
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>>685123596
STICK THIS IN THERE
(pro tip, remove "T" FROM chant
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Roll or interest
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>>685123673
O shit nigga
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>>685116243
Alright fags, this is our belief:

Some dickhead named moot gave creation to only the most plagued minds and cleaned the fuck out of him, then he turned his back on us and went to the distant lands of Microsoft like the cuck he is.

Cont for me pls.
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>>685123655
CHOOSEN DUBS, BACK TO HELL WITH YOU SINNER!
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>>685123731
Ok
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>>685123322
Chanism is a go
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>>685123731
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... So basically after project Chanology, we went full circle?
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>>685123826
the yellow skinned faggot weebo HIRO Claimed this land to expand his trap collection. And then fapped until...
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>>685123469
>>685123600
Exactly my fucking point. They say it's "their religion" and noone gives a fucking fuck.
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we meditate before we make new treads, and before we come to 4chan we meditate for world to change to higher good
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>>685123956
I made another edit
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>>685124028
He created infertile cum, we call that water.
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So, any holiday's planned?
01/10 for example?
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>>685124264
9/11 is celebrated instead of a day of remembrance.
We believe everything became clear on the 1/10
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alright lads backstory/bible time:
In the beginning there was nothing but cuckholds and sadness. One day a man named MOOT came into our lives and opened up our minds to the truth of life, traps, ect.
MOOT created the world from the ground up by spilling crusty semen all over the floating rock previously known as "Earth".
We in Chanism believe that without MOOT reddit would've taken over and caused a great age of depression and suicide for all the lost souls.
One day MOOT decided to fuck off and HIRO decided to take over
someone cont.
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>>685124043
Well I think people would accept it more if we didn't murder people.
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>>685124398
How are we depicting Hiro?
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I saw we use this religion on the proposed island. >>685124336
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How can i join fags
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>>685124142
lol
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>>685124516
I believe he should be depicted as Jesus and MOOT be God
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Here
>>685123731
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http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Religion
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>>685124398
Keep this going and when I get off work I'll make some sort of biblical documents depicting the origin and beliefs of chanology based on this
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>>685124732
The day MOOT decided to leave was the coming of the dark ages. Reddidrones and 9Fags took over and we were left helpless. But from the ashes of MOOTs departure, HIRO arose and brought the coming of a new age of prosperity for Chanism. We were all free once again and salvation was ours. HIRO helped fend off all the cuckholds and depression and let us all live in peace without the fear of being taken over.
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>>685125077
HIRO was the hero Chanism not only needed, but deserved. The one who smited all the cucks and summerfags. The only one who could keep the newfags from over running Chanism.
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>>685124685
i like it
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>>685125077
Niggers, HIRO cant even english, does he care about 4chan? NOPE. HE JAPANESE. HE NO GIVE FUCKS. HE just bought it for the CP and the TRAPS.
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>>685125234
So Heaven was Judas the Traitor then?
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>>685125234
Ever since that day we've been living in peace and prosperity. But dare we become cuckholds or fags and HIRO will send us to Tumblr (Hell) but if we follow HIRO we will become ascended and have no need for anything but Chanism and Chanism alone
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>>685125488
we know but for the purposes of religion we gotta make him something important
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>>685125547
>>685125547
>>685125547
FUCKING HEAVEN WAS A CUNT
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>>685125699
That's why he is the traitor zozzle
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>>685125547
Reddit is Judas the Traitor
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>>685125699
dubs dont lie,HEAVEN IS A FUCKING CUNT.
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we believe in reincarnation
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Neato or no?
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>>685125847
10/10 would worship again
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>>685125846
If you sin in your first life you return as a reddit cuck
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>>685125674
HIRO can be a prophet that raised 4chan from the ashes after Moot burned 4chan down like the kike he is.

>>685125847
Really faggot? a bow? is it your waifu? are you gonna fap to it and take it on dates?
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>>685125847
This definitely works. I'm still working screenshotting all the lore posts so I can start on some official scriptures for chanism later today
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>>685119319
Yes
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>>685116243
We gonna believe that watching young bodies naked will clean us from Quantum-Hell (its our particular hell)
By young I mean from 7-15 years old.
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>>685126087
I already drew it so therefore it's our logo
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>>685126113
FILTHY FRANK FOR THE WIN. MAXIMUM AUTISM ENGAGED
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>>685126270
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
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>>685126432
I never said I was good at art
I just said I drew it
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You do know this won't spread outside of /b/, right? There's no point calling it 'chantism' of whatever you idiots have come up with in your little fantasy world if it's just the one board on board. There's been 50 posters and none of you have come up with anything solid.

>inb4 y dont u contriboot??!
I would but there's really no point. Fuck religion all together.
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>>685126110
Idubbz is my patron saint
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>>685126563
edgy
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>>685126563
That's the whole point of it. We can get it out there, all religions had a starting point you retard. Rome wasn't built in a day, if we just shit out ideas and make that religion it will never be believable
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>>685125847
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>>685126563
> Fuck religion all together.
M'lday
>You do know this won't spread outside of /b/, right?
Not with that attitude
>There's no point calling it 'chantism' of whatever you idiots have come up with in your little fantasy world if it's just the one board on board
let us have a bit of fun and stop being a reddit edgelord, who knows this shit might actually blast off if we start spreading it ect.
>There's been 50 posters and none of you have come up with anything solid
Kek
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>>685126753
Just speaking the truth.

>>685126783
If you've been long enough you'd understand that shit like this just doesn't stick.
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>>685125847
Can you post a png of the logo with no background for future use
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>>685126996
>If you've been long enough you'd understand that shit like this just doesn't stick.

Shit doesn't stick huh?
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>>685127053
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Bump for the lolzinger z
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>>685126996
see
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>>685126563
>implying any religion actually has anything solid
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>>685127149
qt :3
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>>685119313
Doge
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>>685119319
what are you on about
are you stupid
moot or banana
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Bumparooni
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>>685127149
>>685123673
>>685123596
>>685121705
it's this kind of autistic crap that makes me not want to be a part of this.
if you're gonna stick to something have some fucking sense you fat kids. nobody is going to take this "religion" seriously when it's a product of furries, weeabos, trap-lovers and newfags from tumblr.
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We have to keep the Chanism alive. Someboday should frequently make a thread about the Chanism with the lore. So the people will know about our existence and we will get more followers of the chanism.
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>>685127403
fuck off banana kike
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>>685127477
whats wrong with chanism though
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>>685127477
*9fag
why tumblr, of all things?
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>>685127477
isn't that basically what most modern religion is?
a product of certain individuals that are, how do I put this, Less than normal (for a lack of a better example)
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>>685127477
>Implying any of us wanted to make an actual respected religion that is taken seriously
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I now officially declare myself a Chanist
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>>685127627
It will get confused with Chan Buddhism
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>>685127588
Will make another thread with lore every 12 hours until we have a full religion
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>>685127477
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>>685127661
Different to the norm, not less than normal.
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>>685127745
That's called buddism
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>>685127675
I mean, why not make this a religion that people will believe in
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>>685116243
Age of consent is 5
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>>685127705
Chanist = regular member
Chaneer = spreader of the Chanism
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>>685127788
that's why I said "for a lack of a better example"
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>>685127477
>it's this kind of autistic crap that makes me not want to be a part of this.
if you're gonna stick to something have some fucking sense you fat kids. nobody is going to take this "religion" seriously when it's a product of furries, weeabos, trap-lovers and newfags from tumblr.

>Probably worships some invisible dude in the sky
>most likely lives with mommy still
>surely is the faggot starting YLYL threads
> probably is a vegan
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>>685127849
Zen Buddhism in Japan, Chan Buddhism in China, various other types in other countries.
Chan Buddhism is very well known due to chinas vast size and population
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>>685127890
Channer? 4Channeer? Forchanneer? Fortuner!
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>>685127866
Because it's impossible, I want to be a part of this, but it's quite self-evident everything we're talking about here as no serious ideas about the creation of man, the afterlife, or any of that other junk.

Because it's a joke, and I want to be a a part of it because I like jokes.
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>>685116243
The only thing sacred to /b is the 404 girl. Hence she is our deity.
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>>685127890
I was thinking everyone could be a unified group ,unlike Christianity which split up into 3 different groups, we could make this one group of people following a Deities rules instead of a pope ect.
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>>685127983
Well is it (it being the Chan Buddhism) called more often Chanism, or Buddhism?
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>>685127890
A Chaneer should also always be over friendly when recruting new members,
Like Jehowas wittnes style
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>>685128134
Good idea
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>>685127965
i'm none of the above but nice try buddy, keep trying.
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>>685128206
as i explained, different types of buddhism, just like, catholic or protestant or sunni or shia
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>>685128216
we shouldn't be aggressively spreading it like the Jehovas Witness', we shouldn't go door to door and constantly bother people, that'd make this abhor this ideology rather than accept it, we should peacefully spread it around
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>>685127588
The dubs have spoken.
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>>685128459
*people Abhor this religion
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>>685128459
exactly. but in a friendly obnoxious way
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>>685128216
Can we spread it on red dit and 9fag though?
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>>685128569
you mean like leave Flyers on lamp posts, or hand out flyers and put it out on billboards ect. ?
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>>685128330
Honestly, I wasted enough time on the likes of you. I'd rather eat 15 kgs of shit than converse further with a 58 year old Neck beard.
Enjoy your day faggot.
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>>685128570
idk but before we decide that i think we should decide if what the point of the religion is. kek
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>>685128570
There is still hope for these lost souls. You should spread the words of chanism whereever you can.
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>>685128844
To live a free and anonymous life
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>>685128862
I wonder if I can get liberal cucks in my university to believe this
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>>685116243

>What can we do as part of this religion
Kill. Mostly sandniggers. We'll kill them for our God. Moot. Moot'u Akbar!

>Getting high where and whenever i want is top of the list

Nigga, anyone who isn't a pussy does this already!

>What y'all adding to this fucked up religion of 4chanism

Rape, murder and banning all other religions and niggers.
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>>685121365
Rolling for this.
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The religion has to be based on the lulz that is all we have in common. Also hate by learning to hate everyone and everything we can learn to love. And the sacred food of the religion is chicken tendies
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>>685119313
We could use Gook Moot
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>>685129115
MOOT is god
HIRO is Jesus
this is what we've come up with so far
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>>685121365
Moot ackbar
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>>685129101
Rawl

Check it.
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Tacgnols should be considered as mythical creatures
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>>685116243
> makes 4chan into a religion.
> religion
> 4chan, a place full of pedos and rapists.
You're really tryna outdo the pope huh?
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>>685128459
THIS.
>spreading Chanism like Jehovah's witnesses
>KNOCK KNOCK
>hello?
>CAN I SPEAK TO THE TRAP OF THE HOUSE?
> the what?
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? ETC.
>MFW
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and mention of our 'prophet' moot, should be spelt 'the profit moot'
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>>685129064
Terrorism would be a good way to get the news around but we should focus to a larger majority instead of a small minority that wants to kill.
we should instead focus on sending a positive message and give cucks a meaning in life
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Maybe introduce dub/trip god that we can pray to in a dub thread
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>>685129350
this

>>685129309
top fucking kek
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>>685129309
Kek
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>>685129186
Tumblr is hel and, the mod is death
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>>685129483
Reddit is the traitor
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Roll.
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we need to have patrick bateman a.k.a "check em!" as our god or this religion is fucked since the beginning
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>>685129483
I'll link you to the previous lore so you can catch up in case you just joined
>>685124398
>>685124516
>>685124572
>>685124732
>>685125077
>>685125234
>>685125594
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>>685128216
we also need a website where every chaneer gets a link and ever time somone click that link +1. And later you can buy some little emoticons or some shit with those points
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we could be a meme worshipping religion lol and be polytheistic. We can worship whatever meme we like. Like raptor Jesus, Pepe or the feels guy.
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you are aware that /b/ is just a tiny part of 4chan that will be removed anyway next year and be turned into the new /z/ right? if you really think that you can just take /b/ as a standard for all of 4chan you should kull youself you newfag. boards like pol, po, tg, vr, and lit for example are he complete opposite of /b/

get cancer and die
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>>685129533
CONFIRMED CHAD IS NOW THE DUB GOD
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we'll retaliate for the northern aggression
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kek
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Who will be our deacons of degeneracy?
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>>685117979
How about stoners who smoke like chimneys but pay their bills on time and still show up for work?
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>>685129186
>Heaven is Satan
>dubs is divinity
>Trips is truth
>quads is the gospel of moot
> quints requires an HERO
> EPIC GETS must be archived and placed into the holy archive for future generations
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i can make good logo, but got anime going.
hang on for a while
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>>685118006
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>>685129699
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>>685129875
whatcha watching?
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whats with all the fucking dubs holy fuck this will become true
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>>685129875
I swear to god if we change the logo, cause I already drew the previous one on my wall and I'd rather not make a second one
>>685123673
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>>685129604
I reckon this guy should be our messiah or prophet of the lord

>>685129735
That's why it's now called Chanism you dumb cunt
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>>685129735
FUCK OFF GOOK
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>>685129920
>1 known copy
Where's the original then
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>>685130063
Fuck if I know

>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
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>>685129966
High school of the dead, your dubness.

>>685129988
too bad its shit your dubness.
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Moot is god
hiro is jesus
bateman is abraham
pepe is moses
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>>685116243
On the contrary, OP... We Christians can no longer send heathens to perdition... You can worship whomever you wish... But your worship cannot harm anyone...
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>>685130157
I never claimed to be good I just said I drew it
kek
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>>685129735
Source on /b/ closing? That sucks in a lot of ways if true but maybe it's for the best, maybe we can get some of the early years back on a new board and less of the faggotry
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>>685123322
church
aka computer lab
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Fucking a loli or two is complete alright
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>>685130020
so what? im talking about the creation of a religion, not the fucking name you nigger. if you want a religion representing the whole of 4chan called chanism then you dont let b decide. you have to have all boards decide you nigger.
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>>685130272
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>>685116243
the question nobody asks until it's too late is this, Will it be a open religion to invite anyone?(Like Christianity) or will it be closed(Like Judaism(the one the Jews use))

HOW DO THE TEMPELS LOOK LIKE!

We need Rituals People Fix it NOW

Also We need to write a long text about how it's morals should be like.

Moral-Fag here calling in

Also Can't we worship the blood god instead? the lore is already done let's just use the dark princes lore?
#Cult
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>>685130157
if you want a good ecchi, try shinmai maou no testamento (the uncut version)
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>>685130555
Trips of truth
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>>685130506
EBOLA CHAN?
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>>685129735
what are you implying that /po will replace /b? oh no!
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>>685130325
speaking of that. someone should make a website for chanism asap
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>>685130685
no it's been used and will be deinyed
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>>685130272
its not closing, it will become a new /z/, which it already halfway is
gor the newfags: z was a board with gayporn and traps, and without moderation. thats what b will be next year
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>>685130396
It's all here. Just read the thread. A religion isn't just made in an hour, you have to let it grow and expand to other boards. It starts off small then continues. Again, Rome wasn't build in a day.
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>>685118528
"AND SO OUR SAVIOR PEPE IS BORN!"
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>>685130645
yup. now go try it. the trips swear its good.
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>>685130730
Will do tomorrow probably, because its 12:30 AM
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Why don't we just use 4chans normal logo instead of being a bunch of faggots and trying to make,a new one
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>>685118181
Tell him to make use a pepe, but just make him more divine. A more godlike pepe
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