Also if you want to suggest a different island feel free.

"Please Don't Bomb or Impose Laws On Us Island"

Feminista

No nigz. Dubs get.

>>685124514
Rollin

The Isle of Tampax

Pen Island (I know it's an old joke)

Faggotland

Land of /b/oobs

>>685124677
winrar. The island is now called Faggotland

>>685124677
Winrar

>>685124677
WINRAR

>>685124336
OP is not allowed on the island

Winrar

>>685124824
on faggot land live a strange race of creatures known as fags

Penis Inspection Day every Wednesday

>>685124336
>Well the world is going to shit. Political correctness, feminism etc are plaguing the west

Uh oh trans people are finally getting rights and not getting dragged behind pickup trucks, better whine and cry about it. Muh degenurucy!

Ban traps on the island

>>685124935
found the Bernie cuck

Only music allowed on island is Barry Manilow

>>685124935

fuck off fag

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>>685124935

Stock traps on the island

Capitol= Jetfuel cant melt steel beams

Donald Trump is dicktater of Faggotland

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>>685125036
>>685125096
not a cuck or a fag since I have a vagina now

JUST DONT UR NAME IS TWIZ MAN

Our only island song is Sweatshirt by Jacob Sartorius

Must be 18 to live on the island

>>685124336
The religion is Chanism

We should build a statue of hitler on it.

Everything on island is powered by farts.

>>685125542
Re-roll

Every noun has to start with "faggot" in faggotlands language!

>>685125402
Reroll

Everyday we pray to a massive dildo.

>>685125626
Every faggotnoun has to start with "faggot" in Faggotland's faggalect

We can only laugh with keks

>>685125816
Bump

Marijuana is legal but getting high is punishable by death.

>>685125996
All death sentences involve a homosexual act of some kind

the only food available on the island is imported.
dubs decides from where.

Women on Faggotland must show tits or GTFO.

>>685125542
Rolling for this

>>685125282
You literally have a mental illness. Even the redditfags admit that.

>>685126094
>the only food available on the island is imported.
>dubs decides from where.
reroll

>>685126253
reroll

>>685126253
rolling

Bill Cosby rapes everybody on the island but it's ok because he's Bill Cosby and rape is legal.

>>685126094
The ocean floor

>>685125282
I bet you're beautiful....Don't listen to those other idiots, I agree with you 100 percent, they're just butthurt that were moving forward as a society and not remaining stagnant........post pic of face? :3

Small town of Taggotopia

>>685126253
Oprah's asshole

Joining island comes with a standard live waifu of your choosing.

Everyone on that island must serve 5 years of military service

>>685126529
*Faggotopia

>>685126094
Imported food from Italy cause we're all fat cucks already

>>685126543
Roll

>>685126543
Re roll

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I elect her as the public cumbucket. We will remove her nasty ass teeth, ofc

>>685126547
Military service involves performing mandatory homosexual acts on the populace.

>>685126094
The helium balloon bird-fishers of Mongolia

>>685126598
Off by one fuck me

>>685126471
Nigga if we keep moving forward then pedophilia will soon become legal and accepted.

>>685126253
>the only food available on the island is imported.
>dubs decides from where.
>reroll

our leader is only refered to as "your faggotness, protector of faggots, champion of faggotry and savior of fags"

>>685126733
Winrar

>>685126757
I say we build a wall around the pedophiles!

>>685126094
We get all our food imported from Ethiopia.

>>685126543
WAIFU

>the only food available on the island is imported.
>dubs decides from where.

u niggers rolling for dubs to decide where we import from are stupid. i have to get dubs first to make this true for the island

>>685126094
Sierra Leone

There are no houses, only basements.

>>685126757
That's a slippery slope there, friendo

>>685126852
I already called it, son.
>>685126913
>>685126852

>>685126911
faggotland imports food exclusively from mcdonalds in georgia

No Chads are allowed

>>685126911
You nigger fuck

>>685126911
You just did nigga!

Rollin for whites to be banned from the island.

Our official language should be Finnish, but you're not allowed to speak or teach it

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>>685126733
Winrar

everyone has to make shitty memes all day.
if you dont fulfill your meme quota, you get one strike.
every strike furthers your trap-transformation until only the sturdiest of shitposters are allowed to walk around without clamping their penis between their legs.

all building materials are made from feces. dubs decides what exclusive race we harvest our feces from!

There is no money on the island. We use rare Pepes instead.

>>685127015
reroll.
only taiwanese people are allowed, but you can pull your eyelids back and then you are allowed to visit for as long as you can hold your eyes in that racist asian impression

If dubs, traps, niggers, mudslimes, and the banana are banned. Violation is punishable by being stretched out by dildos until you bleed out.

>>685127155
Latino feces is the world's greatest

>>685126846
No seriously. The only reason gay marriage is being pushed so much is because it'll pave the way for a 50 year old to have a relationship with an 8 year old. They'll use the same arguments. "its not affecting anyone else" and "its what they want and by denying that you're denying their basic rights".

>>685127155
I'm starting to not like this island

>>685127155
Japs

No water only alcohol in faggotland.

>>685127238
rollo

>>685124336
Free Wifi everywhere

>>685127255
55 get

>>685127300
hence the faggotry
WINRAR

>>685127255
latino feces it is lmao.
good one anon

>>685127300
The drinking age is 10

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>>685126991
WHYYYYY

>>685127300
Showering stings like a motherfucker!

>>685127155
Rollin for getting our fences from ewoks

guys we have 2 imports but no exports. this island will run out of money unless we figure out how to rake in some cash.

if dubs, we export professional grade lolicion

>>685127414
Feces* fuckin autocorrect

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>>685127300
>>685127255
>>685127155
winrars

>>685127300
Yes. If dubs, custom PCs provided for everyone.

>>685127473
>>685127473
where does alcohol come from though?

if dubs, its imported from germany

>>685127448
Exports are:
1. The excess muscle tissue from transformed traps

>>685127414
>>685127255

>>685127473
This island sounds awesome

Also if dubs 'fuel' by Metallica is always playing eveywhere.

>>685127575
kekd
fuggin gross dude

reroll

>>685127542
True. Someone needs to choose what alcohol and where from

>>685127448
We export shitty memes in abundance.

>>685127542
Roll.

>>685127542
Alcohol Produced by dumping all excess fruit and yeast into giant water resevoir

>>685127448
We export guns and bomb supplies to whoever will buy

no exports, our stash of trained monkey jews indigenous to the island transform dirt into money.

>>685127776
DX
roll

>>685127776
this will make us enemies to many countries, we need to not do this if we want to become a world power one day.

No interracial couples allowed

>>685127776
FUCK ME OFF BY ONE

We have a massive statue of Pepe in the center of the island.

>>685127542
If dubs all the alcohol comes from my ass.

Traps niggers mudkikes and banana are banned.

gay marriage is legal, but only for women.
and they must perform all sex in public.

>>685127925
Roll

>>685127870
Only inter-species couples allowed

>>685127929
Rolling

Export time.

Who should we declare war on?

>>685127929
reroll

>>685127977
>>685127925
thank you based anon

>>685127977
Good winrar

toilets are illegal

instead there are designated shitting streets

>>685128040
Nobody, we are purely pacifist

We mass produce edible condoms.

>>685127929
dubs get
reroll

>>685127797
Roll

>>685128040
Geraldo Rivera

I support this move. People who still say "political correctness" and think feminism is gaining any kind of power should fuck off to their own little Butthurt Manchild Island.

>>685124336
Island religion will be sh0ta worship.

>>685128097
Rollin this

>>685128111
Sorry anon, only trips for you

>>685128100
u didnt say we export them nigger
these condoms are fed to all females on the island. this is their entire diet.

>>685128111
TRIPS GET
LESBOS IN THE STREETS

>>685128188
Checkdddd

>>685128197
>condoms are fed to all females on the island. this is their entire diet.
reroll

>>685128270
reroll

You're not allowed to say black or African Faggotian you have to say nigger

Godzilla comes and shits on the island once or twice a year.

>>685128338
the correct term is faggonese
and we speak faggish

>>685128338
Roll.

>>685128338
Rerolling

>>685128197
Well played...if dubs women can only eat the edible condoms off a guys dick, if they accidently bite your dick and damage it they get tied up and raped for a year straight.

I legitimately live near the island linked and I have a boat.

I could probably get there in a few hours, should I go out tommorow and see if I can fuck with shit on the island?

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>>685128100
>>685128111
winrars

>>685128342
roll
This shit is our main export as it is a super-fertilizer and makes all crops 10 times bigger

Religion is banned

we export lizard shit.
this is an excruciating process and is enough to support the entire islands financial needs

>>685128427
Roll this is necessary

>>685128466
Winrar

>>685128466
GET ^^^

>>685128466
Thank you based anon

>>685128427
rolling.

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>>685128466
winrar

>>685128599
Winrar

>>685128450
This person looks like Geraldo Rivera so we attack him with shitbombs chucked from catapults

We make an army of redcoats and send them to extinguish heretics of our new empire

women may wear clothes but they may not conceal breasts or ass.

>>685128466
Our religion is chanism dude.

no girls
no niggers
no sand niggers
no curry niggers
no any other form of non white people
fags get lynched
legal sex age is 0

>>685128685
Mustaches are illegal, neckbeard's are ok though.

>>685128781
fucking feed this nigger to the jews.
breaking the law of faggotland

>>685128040
french polynesia

We also make and export our own brand of adult diapers

>>685128636
gingers are the slaves of the island. Providing services to everyone else.

>>685128800
>no girls

this conflicts with other things already set in place on faggotland. op exclude this from banned list

>>685128800
Da fuck???

>NO GIRLS
>Fags get lynched

U full retard. You full serially confused retard.

every basement must have a internet speed of 100+mb up+down and a steam libary of at least 100games

>>685128800
Dub dubs

>>685128719
Using shitty homemade muskets.

>>685128800
You make no sense, no girls = no fucc no gays = no succ

>>685128884
Roll

>>685128800
>no girls
so women only?

>>685128947
dont question my dub dubs,

I work in mysterious ways

>>685128040
America, we use hydrogen bombs every 20 square miles and totally eradicate this retarded country
>everyone wins because we keep our oil

>>685128884
Lmao roll

>>685129103
One rule per dubs,you are now null and void virgin fag

>>685128972
And it comes with custom PC of choosing.

>>685128800
Ok, I'm out. This is too faggoty an island for me. I set a nuke to explode in 1 hour after I leave..

our space program is standing on the shoulders of really tall people

>>685128884
Roll this

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we hire fridgebro to develop our nuclear weapons

>>685128800
You did more than one thing and did stuff that massivly conflicts other rules. I added one of yours. The banning non whites.

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>>685129375
forgot to add update

>>685129221
>>685127776
I am the off by one king

we export professionally trained school shooters to america

>>685129251
And set up fireworks up their asses.

>>685129423
>>>
> Anonymous 05/19/16(Thu)15:11:59 No.685129423 ▶
>>>685129221
>>>685127776
>I am the off by one king
The Off-By-One King is leader of the faggotians

>>685129408
thats pretty much what I meant anyway

>>685129525
that message fucked up :S

our national anthem is the navy seal copypasta in e minor

We export cucumbers but we're not allowed to eat them because we import all food
Also ban retards
As detected retards are immediately aborted or euthanized

>>685129469
roll

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this is our flag

>>685129621
Roll

>>685129655
Youre a faggot with your shit imagination and you cant read rules
>kill yourself

>>685129655
one law per reply: You are a retard

>>685129469
Gotta roll for this

>>685129655
roll except we keep tards around and make them compete in gladiatorial fights to the death in the colloseum

>>685129751
>>685129752
Both of us simultaneously responding to stupidity

>>685129708
This

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>>685129655
winrar. left out the banning retards because the cucumbers is more interesting. remember,1 reply

If dubs our leader is a gay fish.

We export blowup dolls made from used condoms

The national sport is masturbation.
Variations involve:
Fleshlight Masturbation
Anal Stimulated Masturbation
Speed Wanking
Bunny Fucking
MLP Figurine Cum Showering
CP Assisted Masturbation
And others

The score is chosen by distance, thickness, quantity and taste of the cum (the guy with the smallest dick tastes the cum, these are called "manlet cock cucks")

We'll have two starting teams, the Faggot Fucking Fuckers and the Tranny Tugging Tuckers. Each team will have four members:
One Big Cock Latino (Must be uncircumcised)
Two Quick Pumping Obese Lads (Must be circumcised)
One Manlet Cock Cuck (Circumcision is optional)

There are three rounds (one for each type of player), use of Viagra is not allowed. A whole match lasts at least one hour.

The judge is always a loli.

We wage war with muskets loaded with dildos

>>685130232
Rolling for this

>>685130311
I wonnered you fags

>>685124336
The big city is called Cuntsdale

>>685124336
New rule no fags or dykes allowed. Our henetic stock shall be strong. Also no one human race will think itself superior. On the island the strong lead , simple as that. No cucks, weaklings, or racists who blame their shitty lives on someone else without merit. No woman hating closet fags who treat women like shit since they have been with a woman. All Man Code rules apply on the island. Mo coveting thy brothers wife, unless she is willing to suck both you and your brother at the sametime while allowing you to fuck the sister of the wife at a future time.
Hammurabi's laws apply , a eye for a eye. The great Neptune God the Ocean has spoken.!!!! ( roll)

Execution via buttrape for breaking any laws.

You're not allowed to cross the street on Wednesdays or Thursdays, you have to follow sidewalks or other paths

>>685130486
Wow.

>>685130744
kekrar

>>685130630
Roll

trump for prez

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>>685130232
>>685130744
winrars. The sport update

>>685130888
Sorry>>685130311
This is the roll that caused the sport update

>>685130231
Raul

>>685131034
I know. I rolled for him

>>685130296
Roll

You're allowed to fuck any animal, but you have to take it out on a date first

>>685131111
quads. you can pick 2 things

>>685128800
No girls? Bro you are gayyyyyyyyyy

>>685131201
Rerollerino

>>685131202
Ill go for this then>>685130231

>>685131111
Must skull fuck your wife if she dies before you

Must shit on the chest of your first born child

Our currency is pepes. The rarest it is the most valuable it is.
They have no actual numeral value, they are traded by pure judge of character and bargaining.

>>685131440
You fake fuck
>inb4 i can use console to do that

>>685131498
This

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>>685131609
i forgot to select the photo smh>>685131440

>>685130486
rerolling for this!!!

>>685131729
you can't roll for that, fag

>>685131729
Reroller 2

If you steal we cut your dick off and shove it up your own ass

>>685131853
Fuck you i dont want fags on my island!! You fucking cock loving dildo sucking pump shorts wearing faggot! Stay the fuck out of my island!!

>>685131995
Rolling

>>685132028
Are you being an angry troll today? That's cute

Our only dip is sour cream from Fridgebro

>>685132226
OH GOD NO

>>685132226
I rolled 1111 here in this thread. Mfw almost got quints again

>>685131995
Reroll

>>685132396
I almost rolled quads and trips
I am the King Who is Off By One

>>685132571
Yah i remember you