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>go into my twelve year old sister's room
>hide under her bed to scare her
>wait
>she comes back
>sits on her bed
>starts masturbating
I'm still under the bed, and it's been twenty minutes, wat do?
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Race her. Last one done has to eat a turd
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Op is retarded why would you wait that long this don't add up
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How do you green text?
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Record some audio and upload it.
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>>685072746
I've made a mistake, I'm way too deep
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>greentext
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>>685072111
thats pretty hot op
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age of sister
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>>685072997
Way to deep in your sister! High five bro!
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>>685072997
Post pics or it never happened
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>>685072111

What if you're not in her room but your own room and that's not her masturbating on her bed but you masturbating on your bed in your own room. What then, OP?
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>>685072997
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>>685073168
It's pitch black in here
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>>685073102
Twelve
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>>685072956
>How do you green text?
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>>685072111
>wut do?

watch my stream: hollypriest12

on twitch tv
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>>685073503
Fake and gay
Once again OP is a major faggot
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>>685073503
black is my colour op
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>>685073503
use flash fag
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>>685073660
What do you want me to do?
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>>685073503
use flash and update with greentext
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>>685073860
Great idea, she definitely wont notice that
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>>685073899
take a picture anyway. humor me
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>>685074001
Have sex fag
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>>685074001
Have sex
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>>685073899
Take an audio recording, vocaroo your sister moaning and post it here
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>>685072111
feels bad man. you gotta play this off like a pro and hit that
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>>685072111
Sounds like the perfect time to jump out and scare her.
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>>685074255
I'm going to get fucking arrested or put on a list, I'm paranoid of that shit
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>>685074001
yeah if you're not a total retard
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>>685074610
How on Earth is she not going to see that?
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Rip thread
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>>685074549
For an audio recording? Now I know you're a legit faggot. Why ask what to do if you're just gonna pussy out over every suggestion
This is now a get thread. Fuck OP
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>>685072111
>Your age
Also rape her
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>>685074549
At least describe what your sister looks like and what it sounds like
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>>685074885
True hero
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>>685074875
None of these suggestions are actually helping
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>>685074549
Who the fuck is going to know? Your sister? Just do it faggot, you have 1 job. Your never going to have this chance again. Its an audio recording, there's nothing porn about it.
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real talk OP. if this isn't b8 your gonna have to wait her out. thats literally the only sensible option.
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>>685074966
5 ft 4, kind of stocky, brown hair, green eyes, etc...

The bed is shaking and hear faint breathing
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>>685075157
How is that going to help me?
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>>685075157
>only chance
Just do this every night
Free fap material
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>>685075043
Bang your head on something until ot gashes open and starts to bleed alot. Let the blood pool a bit then groan like you're just waking up from being unconcious. Your still is that a crackhead broke into your house, knocked you over the head, thought you were dead, and hid you under the bed.
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Hay Op have any prof you see I don't believe you
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>>685075410
She could be playing on her phone

That's what I do when I play miitomo
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rollin because op's b8 is fucking shit
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>>685075410
Describe moar
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>>685075410
Okay OP. She is clearly horny as fuck. Go in for that pussy
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>>685075923
Roll
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It's been more than 45 minutes I'm pretty sure, and it still hasn't stopped
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>>685076250
you could be knee deep in that preteen pussy mang. she obviously wants the d
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>>685072111
take pic like this
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>>685076250
You wanted to scare her right? Jump out before she climaxes. It'll scare the cum right out of her.
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>>685076546
>>685073503
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>>685076564
This
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>>685076250
OP, cum on her face as she climaxs
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Dubs decides what I do.
I'm ready /b/ros, let's settle it
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show her yo KONY
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>>685076857
>>685076854
This
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kys
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>>685076857
Scare her.
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If she has a phone text or whatever and tell her to go into your room or somewhere for a sec and sneak out. Sneaky beaky like
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>greentext
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>>685076857
Start recording jump out and cum on her
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fake and gay like op
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Do nothing
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>>685076857
rape.
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>>685076857
masturbate as hard as you can as loudly as you can
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>>685076857
Start fapping really loud.
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>>685076857
Scare her
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>>685077511
WINRAR OP
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>>685077110
That's honestly what I might do, but I'll tell her to go downstairs since our rooms are right next to each other.
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>>685076857
Say her name then scare her.
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fake hitting your head on the bed and act like you fell asleep while waiting to scare her and just woke up. act as if you don't know what she was doing. but send a pic of her ...
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Just sit there and listen
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>>685077511
and record it
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>>685077511
Winrar
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>>685077511
Wow, I got it.
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>>685077511
Winner Op record it Op
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You have to scare her and record it
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>>685077511
Fuck me.
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So while we wait any one wanna try to gusse there post number?
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>>685078104
easy. its 238
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685078246
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>>685078209
Nope 209
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>>685078369
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>>685078342
awesome 6 out of 9. are you a wizard?
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>>685078500
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Alright, this has gone on too long. I'm texting her to go downstairs to get her backpack, since our dog pisses on everything left on the floor.
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>>685078517
Gay
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>>685078490
Kek are you new?
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>>685076546
her feet or not on the edge of the bed but i can hear her.
obviously cant do a timestamp here.

wat do guys
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>>685078517
checked
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68578535
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Probably fake Op comes on
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>>685078670
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>>685078598
take pic with thumbs up for proof
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Fuck u OP just scare her and post results
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>>685078596
no but you're a fish.
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>>685078598
Good one anon
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685078785
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865078627
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>>685078598
Hold your hand up so we can see it
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pic with thumbs up
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Scream at the top of your lungs.
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685079025
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>>685078517
She's not fucking moving. She must be pretending to go to sleep
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685078947
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>>685078598
Purchase a Vacuum
Also just hump out ad scare her.
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here's what you do (its obviously too late now)
say her name loud enough for only her to here. then say "OMG sis i was hiding here to scare you, like a monster, im so sorry, ill never invade your privacy again, even for a dumb prank! i didnt mean to REALLY scare you! your my kid sis, you deserve better from me! if you want to tell mom and dad, i promise ill take the punishment and not say a word, ever!

ps, this may get you actual pussy, if your sincere.
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>>685076668
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>>685079057
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>>685078598
>>685078677
>>685078762
>>685078821
It's fake OP retards
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685079004
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Grab her leg and pretend youre a monster
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>>685078598
comes up everywhere on google images reverse search
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685078961
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>>685079016
ps, not it won't
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685079132
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>>685078951
Scare her
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>>685078951
of course she wants to finish first. might as well help her, faggot.
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>>685078598
BullShit. And if not some one rip the Exif.
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>>685079199
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>>685079016
It's been a fucking hour, and she's twelve by the way.
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Well this is a dumb thread
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>>685079198
Guessed another one. Nice m8
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>>685079222
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>>685079056
>>685079119
Guys, it's still not me. As I said, pitch black
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>>685078951
Wait an hour until she's been snoring or had the same breathing patterns for several minutes (8 at least) then slowly as quietly as you can get out from under her bed and face towards her as you back out of the room so if she's wakes up after you're out from under her bed you could bullshit her about wanting to talk to her about something have her get pissed and tell you to go away and now she just thinks you're an inconsiderate jerk barging into her room while she was sleeping instead of laying under her bed listening to her sleep and touch herself. One is dickish the other is a felony I think you know what to do. Of course if you're ninja enough you'll be out of there before she wakes up.
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OP quit being a fag. U asked 4chan for advice now act on it
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>>685079366
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685079415
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>>685079311
do a voice recording. honestly. best way to please everyone and to dodge being a faggot.
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>>685079666
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>>685079380
I'll have to wait, and she snores really fucking loudly. So I'll have to wait another hour or two.
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Start a video recording, climb out of under the bed and get her reaction, then post it
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685079602
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How is OP able to access 4chan if he is under his sister's bed?
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>>685072111
So you just have a picture of kony on your phone?
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Just do something op!
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Start a video recording, climb out of under the bed and get her reaction, then post it +1
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>>68508000
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>>685079713
Phone ya dingus
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>>685079713
Phone
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Just do it, at least record at little bit as proof you fucking cunt
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>>685079713 <----- bate
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>>685079713
wonderful things called cell phones
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>>685079478
Fuck that, you all are pedophile faggots
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Post proof faggot
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>>685074379
do this OP
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>>685080000
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>>685079713
>>685079713
Wait a second. 4chan only works in my moms basement. something doesn't add up here.
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>>685079818

>uses /b/ on a phone

cuck detected.
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>>685079713
I have an entire computer and moniter set up down here you fucking donut
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>>685079920
so what?
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>>685079857
>Maybe same guy who asked how to green text
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>>685079920
We never said we were going to have see with her nice body
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>>685080044
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>>685072111
How ya doin Kony?
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>>685080017
>muh pc masterrace
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>>685080122
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Dis nigga look familiar . . .
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>>685080017
I typically use it on my computer, but right now I'm using my phone.
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>>685080167
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send her a link to this thread
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>>685079974
Score.
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>>685080017
>uses /b/ on a phone
was he supposed to bring his computer under the bed too?
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>>685080228
Kek ,do this op
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>>685080228
actually a nice idea. do it op
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>>685078598
Record audio & post on vocaroo
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>>685080163
Are there any items laying on the floor around?
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>>685080228
That would actually be really fucking funny, I almost laughed
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So sad op wont do anything
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idk do something stop being a fag op
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>>685080228
Do it
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>>685080547
There's nothing I can do, and no, I'm not making any audio recordings to any of you pedo fucks
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>>685079198
Whoa, dude.
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>>685080428
Just a pillow
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>>685078490
newfag
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>>685080522
It would be a hilarious subtle way to let her know that u weren't being a total creeper, and it would probably also scare her shitless.
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>>685079198
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>>685080709
you're worthless. why do only faggots like you get in such golden situations...
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OP Is whiteknight, FBI and CIA bullshit >>685080709
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ve8Wi9G7qL

Since OP is a fag. Just listen to this.
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>>685080837
Oh man I can't imagine what her reaction to that would be
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>>685080709
We suggested tons of stuff ,dont make threads asking what to do if you wont do shit
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eyyyyy
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>>685080830
fish
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Poke you dick through the mattress and into her butt
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>>685080522
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>>685075410
>5 ft 4

I'm an adult man and a 12 year old girl is taller than me, I think it's time to actually kill myself
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>>685080921
None of you faggots deserve it anyway
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>>685081070
These newfags whoring attention, thinking they're '4chan' tryna sound edgy to his 7 year old friends
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>>685080797
First, pull the pillow under with you. Dont let her hear,
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is this the YLYL thread?
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>>685081127
Fucking yes! Do it op. Is this a damn ylyl? I'm Rollin over here.
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Who wants to make this a ylyl so op can alert sister and get out?
>Otherwise text her to go downstairs or some shit, retard
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>>685081456
looks like you lost
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>>685080228
>>685080522
>>685080837
>>685081057
Do it and post results OP
>You will go down in /b/ history
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>>685081238
You're the one under your sisters bed listening to her masterbate you dirty cunt
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If we do that, OP might leave
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>>685081214
Dude that's short as fuck man. And you shrink when you get in your late 40s early 50s
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>>685078342
Call his phone
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here we go again
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>>685081653
Fucking gets me every time
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>>685081653
MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
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>>685081456
I did but she didn't fucking move. She must think that I think that she's asleep.
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>>685081071
Forced/10
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>>685081747
Yeah, I'm 5'3". Shit sucks, fam.
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OP, what do you have in your pockets? And is the bottom of the bedframe metal?
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>>685080228
Rolling for this
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>inb4 OPs phone gets a call
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>>685081862
>>685081874

Are you OP?
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>>685081623
Kek
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u guys can save, i dont mind.
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OP leak your number so we can all call you and alert your sister
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>>685081797
good start to a ylyl thread xD
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>>685081879
How do you think banana got popular. I remember when peopled still said what the fuck is that about that thing
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>>685081961
Nothing, only my phone at the time
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>>685078598
Nice stock photo OP is unequivocally a faggot
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>>685081653
Doesn't work for those on mobile, fucking kek
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>>685082117
this was a ylyl a long time ago
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>>685072111
pics or it never happened
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>>685082207
Damn...
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>>685081595
>>685080837
it seems like the only way to let her know your intent safely
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>>685082190
Why is OP always a faggot?
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>>685081936
I'm 6'4 but I got back problems out the ass so be thankful for that bub
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>>685082190
OP already said that wasn't him you dimwit
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>>685072997
Stay there
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>>685082190
full desktop background picture?
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where do i get a goldpass
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>>685082344
It's not me you faggots
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>>685082190
top kek. OP newfag, leave
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>>685082344
Fuck off fag enabler
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>>685075923
rolling i suppose
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>>685072111
stick to the plan. scare her
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>>685078598
>renaming file
>under bed
what sort of tiny ass computer are you using
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