>>682479715
She ain't interested

>>682479814
I know....

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>>682479814
>>682479715
To be honest op just send her a dick pic shit can't get any worse.

>>682479715
ask her about her day

>>682480544
The dubs have spoken. Release the testicles!

Why does greek have so many i's?
Also dubs have spoken

>>682480544
Dubs have spoken.

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>>682479715

"someone stole the toilet seat at school"

>>682479715
What do you look like

>>682479715
ask her about herself, invite her for drinks/food. just make sure u talk about

>>682481723
THIS

>>682482494
don't talk about you, ask her something that will make her talk about herself in detail.

and pretend to be interested.

>>682479715
>>682482494

Holy shit this is so cringe.
Keep it coming OP

>>682482494
Whatever you do, just keep the covo centered around her and keep making conversations that shell be interested in talking about

>>682482494
suck my eyelids, damn you're square

>dubs confirms

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>>682480681
>>682482020
>>682482154
>>682482749
>>682482805
FUCKING SET OF FAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>682482805
>making conversations that shell be interested in talking about

It'll just be about how much chad dick she is taking while OP is jerking it to her every night.

>>682483180
>>682483180
She's bored, find out he interests

>>682482494
This is hard to look at

>>682483450
nah she hasnt even showed tits or anthing

wat dat mouf do doe?

>>682482494
Ask how her day has been, over and over again, but with different sentences.

>>682483180
So let's do something interesting together!

>>682483199
triggered

>>682483913
Reroll

Keep em coming OP! I love this

>>682482494
Nigga she clearly ain't interested. She's being polite. Just leave it, it'll only get worse for you if you keep trying to pursue it while she's not interested. I know because I did it and it was really really fucking shit.

>>682483180
she constantly dead ends the conversation, she doesn't seem interested

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It happens all the time,all girls ignore me,same shit happens with evrry female that I talk to.I'm tried of this.All girls ignore me and laugh at me

this is the worst chat i have ever seen.

go kill yourself faggot

Say something like I'm eating a pizza and ask her what she likes to eat and what she doesn't like and why.. Keep the conversation going like this and try to be funny you stupid shit

>>682484882
Fuck, OP.
That hurts.
And I'm a virgin faggot.

Anyways, just be a man.

>>682484882
That was a terrible response man, she's not that kind of grill I can tell

>>682484882
what the fuck? run out of things to say so you just ask her out? are you retarded?

>>682484882
topkek

you're a topcuck

>>682484882
Makes it sound like you're saying "let's fuck"

>>682484882
Oh so you got seen-zoned?

yeah you could tell from her first couple of replies that she's not interested in you.

Ok you fucked up. try on another girl right now on this thread. We need moar

>>682483222
Underrated post, also nice trips

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>>682485138
>seen-zoned

>>682484882
wasn't a total disaster but timing was shit.

doing anything interesting tomorrow? If not think of something

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>>682484882
It's over.
Try not to be such a boring fuck next time OP, dozens of guys ask her the same shit all the time

just give up find someone ugly and autistic like you and start a shit family together

>>682485664
This. I talk about more interesting shit with boomers in meetings m8

RIP OP friendzoned to death

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Go doe a hail mary faggot

say something like "Listen, i'm feeling you, you feeling me and my family is rich so lets have babies together"

accompany it with a picture of a dick, ur real one or a fake

Just go for broke OP, send her a dick pic and post results, you cant get any worse with her but she might be interested in the dick

>>682486357
this. what have you got to lose?

OP is kill

OP is scrambling right now. Probably sent a few pls responds at her.

Does any OP have succes in this kind of sms talk in the past? if do show me some picks pls

>>682487164
teach us ol wise one

>>682486886
kek, this pretty much

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>>682484882
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Holy fuck OP you're going to be a virgin forever. Start filling applications to hogwarts.

>>682487486
If i could i would, i was just wondering...

>>682487164
no pics but I asked a girl out for drinks and her response was 'text me'

Shit works.

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>>682484882
ITHURTS.jpg

This is painful

>>682479715
er pagit is that you??

>>682479715
first of all, those cryllic letters are bothering me
ukrainian?
how do u feel that russia is picking on you and causing a civil war?

>>682488965
pretty sure that's the greek alphabet not the cyrillic...

>>682488965
You're 'murican, I presume

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>>682484882
holy fuck, it hurts to watch

RIP OP

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I think OP is crying in a corner

I believe in you OP just say something about the holidays, ask her where she's going

Today, we grieve the loss of OP.. His life was a painful one.

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>>682491745

Don't worry Guys OP is just busy getting her nudes and making her wet as fuck......right?

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>>682484882
If you can't make her laugh in any way you lost op

>>682492078
right

>>682492063
You can do it OP! Be patient, she will react!

>>682492063
If she seens you again leave her be. If you're really interested try again next week and pretend you didn't notice

>>682481723
Was this pic taken on a Motorola Razr? That quality is fucked

>>682492063
BTFO!! ahaha topkek.. she ain't replying mate, leave it. Also why is your phone a foreign language yet you text in English? are you abroad or something?

>>682492063
Keep texting, she'll bite eventually. That's how all the alphas get girls

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>>682492063
>cringe thread

>>682492063
Haha its over faggot

As a 30 year old virgin, this is how all my conversations go.

holy shit OP are you me? Lmfao

>>682492063
Rip op, next time don't be a nigger and make an attempt to be interesting instead of generic and autistic

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>>682492294
I'm from greece,make it happen guys

>>682492119

this. you have to make girls laugh.

Try to talk funny but not to obvious.
Don't show here you're nervous

>>682492650
if you want, you can stay w me

Tell her to Skipse Kia glipise

>>682492908
too fast

>>682492650
Man I would say fuck it because she's not interested at all and that makes me angry and feel sad for you stop texting her already

>>682492063
Next time don't be such a boring faggot.
Pro-tip: if you do shit (have hobbies) you have more stuff to talk about
Pro-tip 2: start with girls you actually know irl

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>>682492119
>>682492701
Just send her this. I lose every time

>>682492339
nope, iphone

>>682493036

but i do know girls irl and i talk to them like this, just like OP.

Fuck.......shit hurts man.

>>682479715
OP's phone is in 3rd world ooga booga language, yet hes talking english. seems legit.

say this "So did you hear about begum?
My name is jafar
I come from affar
Theres a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar

>>682492650
pues me voy a españa

>>682492650
can u send me a pic of your spread vagoo? XD

>>682493302
She is not from spain,I'm from greece and she is from chez republic

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>>682492650
She's not even in the same country??? What the fuck are you trying to achieve here??

>>682492832

How do you get that he is nervous?

>>682493549
the way he talks

>>682493466
my god. Just stop
Come up with some bullshit lie and just stop talking to her

>>682493549
Well he is going on 4chan for advice

>>682493615

I've had millions of conversations with girls that went like this. Never was a tad nervous. Just dull and boring.

>>682493243
Well you can't pretend to be someone you're not, girls see through that shit faster than you can say camelcunt.
But I'd say make her laugh, that always works

>>682493475
Maybe silencing his crippling depression with talking to something else

>>682493302
shut up spainfag

This is pathetic and ive never even had a girlfriend

>>682493833
yeah same, but with me they went up fucking,
talk about pets
girls love pets

>>682492650
>the autism is too strong
Look fuck the small talk, I really want to meet you. your hot, I'm hot, lets go out sometime and lighten up your day. whaddaya say. sound good

>>682494285

Never had any pets.

>>682492650
OP
How's it going

>>682494371
You're*. Learn to spell faggot.

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Waiting for her reply

>>682494371
OP lead with this
then shut your mouth and let us do the talkin before you bore her to death

>>682494444
HOLD THE THREAD

>>682494444
Sick quads dude

>>682494095
de hecho soy de brasil papu

>>682494440
"ohh.. you miss realy much without a pet, a dog is very nice to have!
Do you like dogs?

>>682492650
thes na pame kamnia volta

>>682494533
>crying because I miss an e
>crying because I'm not a faggot who uses inverted commas
back to 9fag with you

>>682494667
then why aren't you speaking portuguese genius

>>682494444
QUADS

>>682494444
wait lmao i got quads
lifegoals

>>682494829
Kill yourself, dickcheese

>>682494620
OP this, youre gonna bore her to death
gonna get friendzoned
>>682494371

>>682492063
>>682492650
op you made me feel better about myself thanks

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>>682494444
WITNESSED

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>>682492650
Op fr now you know you won't get any girl like this
and the truth is you act this autistic on purpose because you are scared that a girl will actually say yes

>>682494961
you can do it OP

>>682494620
You're doing good OP keep it casual

>>682494961
fuck the holiday, tell her you want to fucking go out you boring fucking beta

>>682494961
Me neither*

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ice cream-addicted-man i will find you, we will get fat and you'll get fucked

Say: I'm rock hard now thinking about you, your face makes my fluids fizz in my big ball sack. I want you and only you baby. Let me be the alpha

>>682494932
yaya, queria ver si alguien sabia siquiera como hablaban los argentinos, soy de peru

>>682494961
it's me neither you dumb bitch

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>>682484882
i don't know why... you are clearly a supreme gemntleman... maybe try picking up chicks at the mall? this fella on pic related had great sucess there

>>682495273
kek

>>682495145
>thinks hes doing good
he sounds autistic, hes lucky this chicks desperate or shed have fucking ignored him alreay

>>682494961
"heard you can do some nice snorkeling there, what are you going to do there?"

ask her if she has any pets dude

>>682495416
HOLY SHIT

>>682495416
OOOOOOOOOO YES OP

>>682495416
OH FUCK YOU DID IT

GOOD ON YA, LAD

>>682495416
well, op made a thing

>>682494961
DO IT OP
>>682494371

ASSERT YOURSELF OR YOU'LL NEVER FUCK HER

>>682495416
DAAAYUM

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>>682495088
>>682495100
>>682494533
>>682494444
>>682493833
>>682493466
>>682492644
>>682492200
>>682488686 shit, this be special
>>682485999 noone saw these trips
>>682485100
>>682483222
>>682483199
>>682480544
>>682481269 + a couple more 69s i didn't include

THIS THREAD HAS FUCKING HOLY POTENTIAL!

>>682495416
you madman

>>682495416
photo of her?

>>682495416
Calling bullshit on this unless you're hot af op

>>682495416
HELL YEAH. WHAT DID i TELL YOU

>>682495382
She probably knows him irl and knows how autistic he actually is and is just being nice

>>682495382
OP went from sad bastard to absolute molester in one text

OP might not be a faggit after all

so many cucks in this thread

>>682495658
If your'e the guy that told him to do it then You sir are amazing

>>682495577
Even this was dubs. OP the Gods are on your side this day!

What to reply to her?

It's fake

play truth or dare with her...
or if you don't wanna look thirsty just play "question for question".
just ask interesting shit, usually works for me.
good luck faggot

>>682495416
You need to fill in the rest or give me details on:
hobbies
your rough location
her rough location
your physical strengths etc.

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>>682479715
sup? i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

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>>682495416
OP is eating pussy soon

>>682495754
they are everywhere now on /b anyway

>>682495416
OP has transcended to alpha status!

This can't be real. OP is still a faggot.

>>682495416
>your

Do people on 4chan use "faggot" as a form of punctuation? I'm curious.

ask her if she likes anal

>>682495416
If this shit it´s legit then Good work OP.

You see you just had to stop being a faggot for a couple seconds and everything goes better

>>682495416
Doggystyle

>>682495693
Kek

>>682496004
XD lololol XDXDXD

Hes gonna ruin it watch

>>682496004
N E W F AG

>>682496033
nice dubz

>>682495416
This can't be real.

Alright guys find some actual answer to her question.

>Come over and grab icecream on the way

>>682495673
Salty snad nigger stfu and stop being autistic, be happy for this man

>>682496004

kill yurself faggot

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>>682495416

>>682483913
Rolling

>>682496004
What the fuck faggot

WHAT TO REPLY TO HER? Help

>>682479715
re malaka pws na gamiseis me tis malakies pou les stin gkomena.....

>>682496338
Ass to mouth

>>682495878
ok, hurry and tell me:
whats nearby
any bars, clubs bowling alley
pool, icerink, activity centre
cinema, comedy shows

how far apart are you

do you drive

how much money you got

details op

>>682494371
this is me again

>>682496207
>tfw snad nigger

>>682496338
In da butt

>>682495416
Don't make it too complicated, just tell her to meet when she's there. Don't say something like "rough" please.

>>682496381
Kai ti na tis pw?

>>682496338
YOU DONT NEED OUR HELP
SEND HER ITS OVER GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>682496338
>"I know this great ice cream place down the street, its great "
worth a try, OP

*tips fedora*

if dubz or higher you must post

>>682496381
Mate stop speaking sandnigger and learn English fucking cuck

OP Just fucking tell her to come home and give you a bj to get started then fuckin be alpha enough to fuck her

reply this: ok u b ma grrl nowe innit ok lemem noe u drrnk da beer or da wiskey?

>>682495416
You can make a detour and come visit me when you're in Greece ;)

>>682496338
Ask her when she wants to meet up

>>682496338
gimme details
>>682496426

its ok to make her wait

>>682496338
Anal?

Send her i used 4chan to write these messages because I'm a faggot who loves being pegged in my ass

>>682496521
+1

>>682496491
no

>>682496554
>>682496556

>>682496555

>>682479814
this

>>682496638
Reroll

>>682496491
no, he needs a plan of action first
if he says that, they go out for icecream then what? things get awkward, op gets dumped

>>682496338
well, im horny af, pics?

reply with this
>when i was 12 my pet snake and/or tarantula gave me permanent warts so i hope u cut your nails regulary. peace

>>682496004

F A G G O T
T F
O A
G G
G G
A O
F A G G O T

>>682496338
Let me know you're serious first, show me your tits

>>682495416
> I wanna taken you to many places you've never been :D Lets start of with *somewhere u know shes been*

> afterwards joke abt how u waz stalking her

>>682496787
this

>>682496338
Movie drinking games are a good idea, also taking her to a nice part of town to fing good pace to eat is a good idea, bitches love adventures.

>>682495416
mad respect bro

>>682496922
Winrar

>>682496426
I agree with the man (>>682496563) she can wait for a bit

>>682495416

bullshit

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>>682496879
>pet snake and/or tarantula
sums up this beta fag

>>682496338
look op.
you done good, you used my post
gimme the details I asked for, I'll devise an action plan for you
she wants you to take her out, I need to know where you can take her

>>682496004 #

F A G G O T
T...............F
O..............A
G..............G
G..............G
A..............O
F A G G O T

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>>682484882
Lmfao

>>682495416
i want lighten up your mood in the darkest room possible

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>>682496426
I don't know anything about korfu.I live in Athens,korfu is an island,I don't drive and I have enough money...I don't drive

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>>682479715
>>682482494
>Hey
>How are you
>How was your day
Epic meme

>>682497311
>>682497311
Roll

>>682497485
Korfu is about 5hours from here I guess

>>682497485
ok theres a start

whats your prowess? are you athletic? just gonna see distance and various nearby resorts

>>682497485
ask her for fucking photos!!!

>>682497485
re man kai esu apo pou eisai? min xaseis mounaki man trexa kunhga to ama to psinei

>>682497721
I.am.not athletic.also what to reply to her?

you might as well ask her when you are going to not see her ever

>>682497485
say "if you really want to i can also come to you ;) " if she says no its a lost cause.
also filthy greece pesant.

>>682497485
wait how old is she? If her parents dont let her...

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>>682497852

>>682497755
Dubs don't lie, this

Then, you know, share them with us nd shit

>>682497861
roll

>>682497768
Egw athina kai auth tha erthei to kalokairi kerkura

>>682497890
I am not op, but she looks like 20~ obviously she is going on a family vacation, she cant just ditch her parents and go to another city 4 hours away

>>682497861
this

>>682497890
17,

>>682497485
>on vacation with parents
Awwww shit OP you trying to get that young punani are you?

>>682497981
man apla vale ta dunata sou na pas kerkura estw na vreis kapoion filo h gnwsto na meineis ama to psinei h kopelia 9a einai h kaluterh fash tis zwhs sou pistepse me, to exw perasei k den leei na to xaseis :) good luck /b/rother

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>>682495416
How is gods name ?

>>682498215
what if he's underage v8

Meet her at the mall, even if the parents come with her