>>682491389
Aight starting its own thread now>>682491552
Here we are

>>682491671
Update the texts and post the picture of her again so everyone knows where we left off

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What now /b/? I enjoy fucking around with this bitch

I'm a stupid lying faggot that tries too hard. Sorry

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Pic of bitch

>>682492004
Ask her what she thinks of the size

>>682492004
Ask for tits faggot

>>682492004
Are we still rolling or are we trying to get you laid?

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What started all this

If dubs op is talking to himself using a different cellphone

>>682492322
Shit. We've been had

>>682492226
Hey /b/ro I'm just looking for the best shit y'all can come up with. If I get laid I get laid. If I don't I dont

That dick was up my ass last night.

>>682492155
All 3 girls in that situation are ugly as fuck. The girl bein' judgmental with the ugly autistic bitch isn't hot at all. She tries to look like one of the hot ones and fails miserably.

Killself.

>>682492322
Same phone, deleting texts.

It's hard for me to admit this but I've always really really really liked you

>>682492322

Kek

>>682492322
Dubz confirms

>>682492322

Dubs confirm

>>682492523
This. I wanna see what happens

>>682492523
Already dated her.
And I dumped here because she's a rich snob.

>>682492155
What the fuck OP.

Well, I guess I'm not really surprised.

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>>682491671
>her face when you actually pull out 3 inches of rock hard fury

>>682492280
Send dik pic

>>682492621
Then change it to "I still really like you" it ain't rocker science bub

guy who sent the pic to his sister please update.

>>682492558
>>682492587

Hivemind

it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.

the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men ( in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).

the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell ( 1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.

In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1.

>>682492777
CHECK EM

>>682492777
Waste of trips

We never did anal.. I always wanted to cum in your ass and slurp it out with a straw

If this post ends in 9, op's dick is 2 inches

>>682492155
Who's the fatty?

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Better grease up that desk cuz this bitch looks like she's stuck.

>>682492777
And the 7s are meant to represent trips

>>682492895
Hey, OP has to deliver, deal with my copypasta.

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Here you are my /b/ros

>>682493124
Now, the next message should be my "it is a clock" rant.

.....and I have secretly kept trace amounts of your vaginal fluid in a jar. I sniff it as I jerk off.

>>682493124
and well, We never did anal.. I always wanted to cum in your ass and slurp it out with a straw

>>682493124
You fucked it up with "and we'll..."
"Well I guess that's kinda it. I still really like you" better be the next response so help me god

>>682493124
Huge potential

>>682493124
stop with the fuckings.... beta autistic cuck

>>682491671
where's the backstory pls

just say 'we should fuck'

>>682492155
Flock of seagulls are in town?

Well and fuck her right in the pussy

>>682493404
it's over there...

>>682493124
That way of typing, holy shit go write a novel

>>682493393
No that'll ruin it. You gotta butter her up like the girl stuck in the desk needs to be

>>682493271
>ucked it up with "and we'll..."
>"Well I guess that's kinda it. I still really like you" better be the next response so help me god
Jesus fine!

>>682493124
Well I want to soil my oats in you

>>682492910
Reroll

>>682493124
Say "it is a clock. the numbers represent each facet of men and women, and the cyclical nature of life and death. the 3s at the top and bottom are heaven and hell, the left side is life right now, the right side is this life in reverse. the 2s are women, the 1s and 3s on the right and left side are men.

the 2s are meant to represent the constant nature of women, and the difference between the 1s is "good" men and "bad" men ( in a sexual respect. men who want sex and men who don't).

the numbers are symbolic also for the importance of each gender in their respective lives. on the right side men are more important since they are farther from being similar to heaven and hell ( 1 is farther from 3 than 2), and on the left side since it is this life in reverse the men who were 1s before are now 3s and are identical to heaven and hell and 2s are instead the superior number.

In this life men are better; on the other side women are better. we balance each other out. the 1 that is being pointed to represents me and my being a "good" man because I do not want to enjoy life, but I used to be a "bad" man and I would've been pointed at the lower 1."

>>682491671
>I know that's not real
micro dick confirmed

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Mother fucking shit

>>682491671
post context.
what did you send her that was a 'mistake'?

>>682493536
I'm just trying to be in your shoes. You gotta tread lightly right now

>>682492396

Previous thread:
>No, she lives to far and doesn't have a car, I can't say that guis.

New thread:
>No shit, fuck this bitch, I don't care, I'll smash.

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>>682493124
Just say "Did you like it?"" FFS

>>682493673
Ask if she plays golf. Divert whole conversation to golf.

>>682493787
roll

these niggas are two guys texting each other

>>682493673
Ask for puss

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>>682493674
Sent her this and escalated from there

>>682493732
I shit nigga.

>>682491671
Shit, son, ignoring trips like that. We're through.

>>682493732
huehuehue

>>682493732
Dustin diamond twin

>>682493673
noice now ask her on a date

>>682493787
roll

>>682493673
dude, you know what shes expecting now? the fucking huge nigger cock you dont have.
better get a didldo where you can stick your dick into

>>682493864
lol that's pretty funny

>>682493943
Or atleast to hang out. Basically you two need to meet up asap

"i'm sorry, I did the picture like that on purpose. Did you like it?"

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>>682491671
ask her if she wan sum fuk

So uhm you want be my girlfriend again?

>>682493124
"...and i'd love to see you getting railed by 4 black cocks because im a little cuck faggot"
-OP

If dubs:

Imma gape that beatup puss puss of yours till you scream bloody murder and call the cops. I'm so big you'll thinkI'm a nigger.

Op here,
Ok so like now what the fuck do I do?

>>682494005
Thats the thing. Girls think all guys they've been with have above average dicks. You just have to pretend you do too and the illusion is never shattered.

lol jk you dumb bitch

>>682494096
I TAKE IT BACK! This
>>682494112

>>682494209
rolllinnnn

>>682493714
>>682493714
>>682493714
>>682493714

>>682493864
kek u dun goofed

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>>682494133
Dubs speak

>>682493787
le this

>>682494378
Oh no. You've ruined it.

>>682494141
Reroll

>>682494378

good one

>>682494451
Reroll

>>682494378
Again?

>>682493787
roll

>>682493404
underated post that underage newfriends will never get

>>682494266
Kek

>>682493404
AND I RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY

>>682494378
FUCK.
OP you could have gotten laid and came back with the greentext.

Even i cringed at that. Too hard, too fast, too everything.

If you value our entertaiment over fucking up things with that girl, though, i salute you.

but FUUUCCK

If you don't I will fucking kill myself lol

>>682494141

Rub these dubs.

>>682494378
Oh...now this just got cringy

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>>682494491
Fuck no just saying what y'all tell me to say

wait. would you just be my side piece?

>>682494378
ok well your recourse here if she responds with "what again/we never were/ etc" is:

In my mind you were but I was too shy to ask before

>>682493787
>>682494498

Two close calls.

>>682494700
OP pls deliver

>>682494655


WINRAR WINRAR

>>682494655
Winrar

>>682494700
haha

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>>682494679

Send me a pic of those tits.

>>682494679
Ah fuck. confirmed for fake

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>>682494679
j/k you slut

>>682494679
But when everyone's saying something different you're gonna have to be an adult for a sec and think ahead about the right thing to say

>>682494679
send her a fucking dick pic already

>prove to girl your dick is big in a non-creepy or positively humorous way
>she will like you for it

I did this with snapchat and every bih falls for it

Send a picture of your snatch, I'm getting horny over here.

>>682494923
Fuck off newfag.

Be her boyfriend now. Treat her well. Marry her. Have a family. Settle down. Live the rest of your life peacefully.

>>682494700
Dubs speak!!!

>>682494679
Enjoy free poose op

>>682494775
>>682494781

OP BETTER DELIVER. >>682494655

yo what's the problem with my picture then bitch

>>682494700
The dubs have spoken

>>682494978
forgot to add leave /b/.

>>682494992
fuck off and go back to ifunny

>>682494923
Yes sir sorry sir

>>682494679
nice <3 start to send me some vagoo pic now

>>682494700
Kek

Op here,
I know there are two dubs waiting but could I skip those? Just this once? Please?

>>682493404
not bad anon.. Not bad

>>682494978
roll

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>>682494992

>>682495207
Fuck you, I knew OP was a faggot.

>>682493787
rollin for this

>>682495140
o shit waddup

>>682495207
sure dont fuck this up

>>682495207
Abandon thread and slay free pussy faggot

its a prank yo

>>682493787
Kek roll.

I want your tongue up in my fart box worse than I want semen in my eyeballs.

And that's pretty bad.

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>>682495350

>>682495322
>>682495317
Sorry but I listen to the dubs. Skipping those. Now need somthing to say after last response

>>682495350
rolling.

>>682495322
>>682495350

Fucking newfags.

>>682494679
Would you let me go balls deep on that ass. Send dick pick

>>682495207
If dubs call her a cunt and then block her on everything.

>>682495207
No you fag

>>682495207
Go get your pussy m8

>>682493864
I sent that to a girl I liked and long story short she's my gf now
not even kidding

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>>682495366

>>682495207
Rules are rules,
they are ment to be broken
godspeed OP

>>682494141
Reroll since faggot OP skipped original dubs.

>>682495277
o shit!

>>682495500
Let's see convo then

>>682494924
Rollo for this
DUBS GET

JK I'm an untrustworthy fag and love cocks

>>682493787
rawlin

>>682495448
If you respected the dubs you'd send them.

And in previous thread you said she has no car and lives too far.

Don't pretend you're getting anything, you underageb& faggot.

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are you seriously going to feel bad about not delivering?

1/2

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What /b/ thinkin?
And this has gone from me fucking around to wanting to get laid

>>682494141
Reroll.

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>>682495366

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>>682495728
I forgot the fucking pic 1/2

I skip dubs and suck dick.

>>682495737
See
>>682495712

>>682495737
get the fuck out of this thread before you're fapping using your tears as lube.

>>682495737
Send dickpic OP

>>682495737
how about you exude some confidence you beta manlet

>>682494679
that's to bad I love BBC and CP

>>682494766
she has bf? slut

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>>682495798
WINRAR

>>682494141
Rollerino.

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>>682495737

Well, I ask for nudes from all my gf so...

send nudes bb

>>682495737
OP no, she wants to, just teasing you! dont give a sign that you are not confident!!

>>682495737

Finish what you started you scumcunt. Post the dubs or fuck off, nobody gives a shit if it's just another 14 year old cringy "I like like you" conversation

>>682495892
Rerollerink.

>>682495737
Ask for puss

>>682495737
Send her a picture of your actual penis covered in jam

People from 4chan are telling me to send all these. Also, that's not my dick. It's the nigger that's been fucking me for the last few months.

>>682495988
WINRAR. >>682495988
>>682495988
>>682495988
>>682495988
>>682495988

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Eh fuck it

>>682495737
>Entertain random Anons online
>Free pussy
Kek

>>682492322
Truth!

>>682494700
rollin

>>682494920
THIS THIS THIS

>>682496091
Op is a fag.

Abandon thread.

>>682495885
really.. ?

>>682495737
It's a yes OP, don't go spineless

>>682496091
stop witht he "umm soo um" you sound like an indecisive little girl.

>>682496091
>>682496091
>>682496091

threads over, he's just having a conversation now.

>>682496091
what a fucking beta response

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>>682492952
kek dude

>>682496091
Fucking queer.

>>682492449
OP actually fucked himself how about that

>>682496091
God this shit is cringy, youre lucky shes this cock starved

>>682496091
youve done it!

>>682496029
This

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>>682496091
yeah fuckboi, now what do you do when that butterface sees your tiny prick? Also I'm calling fake unless you give some form of proof

>>682496029
Rollo for this yes

>>682495737
We all want to get laid.
But most people don't stick their dicks in shit

>>682493787
Roll brilliant

>>682496091
You are the worst fucking OP

What the fuck is this queer shit

>>682496091
Good job

>>682492322
Confirmed
/thread

Well, that's a wrap, boys. We all just helped OP get some bitch back into his life. Can only imagine how lonely OP was.

>>682495988
Winner op.

Quit being a beta cuck faggot.

>>682495737
>mfw when she sees that your dick isn't that big
>mfw she realizes you lied
>mfw when my face is nonexistent
>just like your dick

>>682494978
Roll for this

>>682495737

I gotta get balls deep up in that ass. Then you'll know for sure what you want.

>>682496188
Try enough and you succeed

>>682496535
Lel.

/thread

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>>682496362
This

>>682494141
ROLL

>>682496555
Trips win.

>>682494978
roll for this please

>>682496555

Trips must be obeyed

>>682496555
Post this now OP

>>682493013
>my copypasta
Lol get a load of this retard

>>682496466
winrar

>>682495885

Lets us see the second pic or fake

>>682494978
cmon OP don't be a pussy. treat her right.

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>>682496091
My cock is hard like a rock send me tits and pussy shot

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>>682491671
look Mar Mar, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.

>>682496555
Be the first OP that is not a faggot

>>682496362
preach it bro ! op with baby dick is fake as fuck

>>682496555

Don't be a fag OP. POST THIS NOW.

send me your tities... i wonna see them again

>>682496555

Trips are truth

>>682496817
rooling

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>>682496555
YES

>>682496555

Don't you puss out on us now OP

>be me
>send uggo friend who_stole_my_toilet_seat.jpg
>declare that it was an accident
>"apologize" repeatedly
>start to flirt
>become boyfriend and girlfriend
>bout to lose virginity ftw
>pull down big boi pants
>her face when she sees my baby boi clitty
>mfw hfw
>start to cry
>she calls me a bitch and pulls out a bbc dildo
>"this is a real cock" she whispers in my ear
watch as she puts le dildo into a strapon harness
>mfw in ER for severe internal bleeding

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>>682496555
this is your chance op

>>682494679
But first, I want you to clean your vagina.

>>682496555

Goddamnit OP. Don't leave those trips hanging.

>>682496555
Hurry up op before 404

Op here,
Sorry about the trips but I'm heading to her house now! Her parents are out for dinner thanks everyone! Will try to get some pics and post em tonight

Wow what are you gonna say when she sees your dick op

>>682497693
he will probably say that it was his dads all along

>>682497687
just fuck off

>>682497921
SORRY WRONG THREAD

>>682497687

I hope you die in a car crash on the way there

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>>682497807
god

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>>682497807
The fuck is this shit? What about the trips you fucking faggot

>>682498043
This new