Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>one waifu per anon
>Do not pass go
>Do not collect $200
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Frog legs are NOT on the menu!
>Tsuyu Claimed
Lemme finish off last thread with shit posting
>>681311101
close to quints
Chara claimed
Ayy
>>681311101
Akiko claim
>>681311283
Literally kms at this point
>>681311101
I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE PITS OF HELL
>Trig class
Blanc Claimed
Morning everyone!
Let's kick the morning off with those deep questions - what do you think happens when you die? Do you believe in any sort of afterlife or do you think your consciousness just dissipates and that's it?
>>681311464
Deep questions... ah shit...
I think nothing will happen. Just consciousness going away... but I HOPE I will be reborn.
Nothing to prove that tough... only one thing to find out
>grabs tthe knife
So, who wants to be the guinea pig?
Lisa , Best Girl
>>681311464
I believe whatever happens we can't find out... yet. Believing in afterline gives everyone hope.
>>681311464
I'd like to think that we're just reborn as a child with no memory, but the same personality/life choices
But that's probably not going to happen
>>681311668
I will sacrifice my life... for science.
>>681311464
I don't think anything happens really. When we die, it's just nothing
>>681311464
I hope to the gods there is no afterlife. I think after death itll be just like before you were born, oblivion. Not existing seems better than any kind of continued existence to me
>>681311464
>First question of the day
>This
It's too late at night for this. But, for the sake of the question, I'll answer it.
I'd like to believe in an afterlife. The one where your actions are judged and heaven and hell exist. At least that way, I have a reason to be good in this world.
>>681311464
It's better to only question what we can find answers for, whatever happens after death happens and nothing we do can stop or change it so it is pointless to figure it out as all it would give is a headache as there is no way to know, and a small reward for finding out anyway.
>>681311917
And thats when you realize humanity needs religion to slow down the proccess of us destroying ourselves and our planet.
Showerthought: If you're in heaven and can spend your time there with other familiars who are dead, shouldn't it be overpopulated considering how long the human race exists?
>>681311917
>that way to have a reason to be good
What about empathy and not being a dick to people? I dont base my morality on what the gods think of me, rather I act based on how it affects those around me.
>>681311917
I don't believe in god or heaven or hell....
I like being a nice person because people are nice to me then and try to help me.
>If I want to be a dick, I play Vidya
>>681312087
>Implying heaven has limited space
>>681312087
Hey, we also believe that a God made the universe and the world. If someone like that exists, surely something like that wouldn't be a problem
>>681312137
>>681312310
Okay, I think what I wanted to say came out wrong, let me rephrase.
I don't base my morality off of religion. My morality all comes down to what I've been taught as right and wrong. I just believe that something like heaven and hell exists.
>>681312087
Its not progress that is destroying the planet
But that would be one hell of an orgy
>claimed
>>681312577
If hell is real, shouldnt satan reward you for being a reject of God thus being his bro?
>>681312577
Ah, I see~ that makes a lot more sense (to me)
>>681312137
Since we're talking about afterlife and being judged by god I think its worth to mention the TL;DR version of the logical problem of evil
>if God wants to remove all evil but can't then he is not omnipotent
>if he can remove all evil but refuses to do it then he is not a good God
>if he can't remove all evil and doesn't want do it anyway then why call him "God"?
>>681312531
Who knows? It could be. Anyway the thing is that you would want to spend your time with as many persons as you could, but we met so many persons in our lives and we might want to meet other persons that we never knew like celebrities and ancestors... Idk, maybe what im saying doesn't make any sense >.<
morning nerds
claimed
well, imma bounce, nice conversation though gentlemen
>>681312836
That one actually has been in my head for a while. Maybe torturing poor souls is just a job to Satan. Maybe he does want to hang out and enjoy those who sin, but his professionalism gets in the way. Maybe he's just that much of a dick.
Who knows?
I can has Tsunemori?
>>681312577
You are right, but if he created us under his image why does sin exist? If he is perfect then he should be able to create a perfect race. See the logical problem of evil.
>>681312607
That orgy would feel like being in heaven.
>>681312927
>>681312890
Hey.
>>681312691
Jenny!
heh
>>681313062
>tips fedora
M'waifu
>>681313078
Maybe he's just a sadist and since god refuses to let them into heaven they go to hell and satan enjoys torturing their soul...
But besides that there is no reason why Satan would even punish people who are like him
>>681313131
Tsuyu!
What is everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrizRLJEpg8
>>681313251
Sup. How are your shipgirls doing?
Communist Azusa claimed.
Juri claimed.
>
>>681313311
How are you Jenny?
>>681313148
Waifu a cute
>>681313545
they're doing fine. Got a rare aircraft carrier. Kaga on my first try. Still need more ressources to build battleships
>>681313625
I'm fine, it's 11pm over here so everything's rather quiet. How about you?
Wasn't chara in charge for this thread
Also,hi
>>681313078
I was just in the shower but let me sort of back up to this fit a moment. Honestly, I sympathize very much with the character of Satan. His only crime is ambition. Dude just wants more out of his eternal life. If I was second in command and I knew my superior would literally never relinquish his position, I'd be pretty upset, too. And then instead of doing the good guy thing and talking it out with him, god does the 100% bad guy thing and just chucks him into a lake of fire.
>>681313127
Sin exists because we are only human, and humans are stupid. We have the ability to think for ourselves and doubt ourselves. To question everything. This kind of curiosity is ultimately what leads to sin.
Take this for example. Say you have created a robot. In your eyes, the perfect robot. Even better, you created an artificial intelligence for it. It can think for itself, has a conscience, and make decisions on its own.
If you created a completely different entity that is independent from you and can think and rationalize for itself, and you wanted it to follow what you say, would it not ask why?
>>681313805
Thats great! Kaga was my first carrier too and currently my highest level ship. From what I read she is not top tier but still one of the strongest carriers.
Did you get your 2nd fleet?
Finally she will be mine
Have you guys seen this shit?
next level madness
>>681311204
>>681313962
yup, yesterday. Need more bauxite so I'm dong expeditions like crazy.
>>681313861
I can't bake threads all the time, I'm going out soon. In 10 minutes
>>681313836
9 am here.
Workin'.
>>681314202
Fucking saved
>>681314471
Ah, hope your day hasn't been too bad. <3
>>681313861
Hello cute.
>>681313926
That would have to be a really smart AI with complete free will. Otherwise I would just code it to not question that one thing.
But if that was the case yea the robot would question everything and end up deciding wether to commit "sin" or not.
A bit unrelated question, at what point could we call the super smart robot as life? Imagining his doubts and thought proccess would take him to live as long as he can, build other robots similiar to himself or simply passing his "consciousness" into another machine, I would accept it was a form of life. Thats pretty much what living beings do with their DNA and instincts.
>>681314356
Yea spamming expeditions as much as possible was one of the first tips I received.
If you are having problems with a resource just check the expedition table and see what is the best one to farm.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Expedition/Reference_tables
Example: 5 and 9 are great for fuel.
>>681314879
I know, I know. I spammed 5 since I was short on fuel and shit. Now I'm trying to get to 12 so I can get some bauxite.
Anyway, I'll be going now, see ya
Lurkin
>>681315018
Laters
>Homu
Off to sleep
Woop
>>681315018
See ya.
>>681315135
Sleep tight!
>>681315135
Have a good night.
>Homu
So what's everybody up to?
>>681315018
Au revoir
>>681315135
Good night sweet prince
>>681315484
I'm in game history at uni right now, learning about Doom
>>681315484
Rotting away at my 9-5 desk job
>claimed
Picking the only best girl.
>>681315243
What are you listening to big balls anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se5NBKNcsy4
>>681315484
The usual study > anime > study > vidya > study routine.
>>681315579
Sounds like a fun class, I think if I was there I would be super focused and interested.
>>681314664
Not to bad at all, pretty smooth sailing so far..
>>681315870
>best girl
>antsized
>>681315873
>>681314881
>>681315043
Hello there sweet thing~ <3
>>681315907
Forgot pic
Claiming Seaport Hime. Do mornings feel slow for anyone else?
>>681315873
>big balls anon
kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOuGrLtsoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQR-n6Z7Kxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcgJnbCul-0
>>681315873
It's the only class I can stay awake in for four continuous hours. We've already moved on from Doom to Mortal Kombat, discussing fatalities
>>681316103
Let me dock at your seaport~~
>>681315960
Thats cool I never saw that gif before.
>>681316118
>kys
This means our ship is over? That was fast, everything went better than expected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JVQ-Pe_aT8
>>681316214
>discussing fatalities
They are not violent enough and should have more peaches.
Vriska claim
Good thing I can afk without worrying about 404 the lewdposter will keep the thread alive.
i dont know why i have 2 pics of this mushroom headed cunt lol
.
..
...
Must I join just to enforce the rururus?
>>681316777
Because she looks good.
Late Tomoko who slept too long claim.
>>681316469
Did you make a special effort to find lewds of all the individual waifus?
>>681316469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUc3nJHFmxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrPIwm1V4qc
>>681316859
What's up Tomoko? You came just in time to witness personalized waifu lewds shitposting
Seems like a good time to hop into the thread.
>>681316878
im going to assume your a retarded piece of shit and meant to tag me i got a "lewd" pic of every waifu in one thread
>>681317039
I wish you the best of luck. There are so few artworks of Red in general, let alone Rule 34.
>>681316988
Half those people aren't even here. Must be bun or something.
>>681317125
i really dont care about that pig
>>681317192
Honk honk?
>>681317186
>Have made only one post this entire thread
>Somehow porn gets posted
Kek
>>681317334
?
that's not me
i'm just playing lol rn
>>681316878
That ain't me.
>>681316949
WHERE IS IT?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsil7KfaLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6z1Bm3iINQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6maVVFs0As
>>681317192
In other words, you couldn't find any.
Shame. Gotta put in more effort than that, anon.
>>681311464
I really belive that you should kill yourself and find out, you fucking pathetic piece of shit
You're the reason this thread became cancer along with all the newfags
Kurumi Claimed
Road a 5 game winstreak into S1, keep losing, -3 LP because I had to dodge because of an accident my neighbors had. Kill me.
>>681317420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI0KM5Gv9Qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD1SwA5FKQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk
>>681317416
Just checking.
and anyone who answered that question about afterlife should find out by killing himself.
I mean, seriously, you're not doing anything productive instead of being a normal, unintresting simple minded human.
>>681316825
Nah you should join for a tea party
>>681317595
I hope you realize Burial is my fave artist <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTs7KXqZRmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8qA-54M34g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwL6R-Z1e4
Do you know more garage artists? I would appreciate any new name.
so fucking kill yourself
>>681317871
yourselves*
>>681317827
The majority said nothing will happen so there's no point in it
Go be a sad whiny faggot somewhere else and don't reply to me or the terrorists win
>>681317852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb6MF0IfsvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLfm2nnCOpc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV48aAF5AcM
>>681317511
Sorry chen :(
>>681317989
I'm not a sad whiny faggot, lad.
I think you mistake me for someone else, because I'm not the one coming here and crying about how hard, depressing and hard life is.
Don't worry, you'll die alone anyway because you can't seem to comprehend human logic, you can't ever proper insult because your point is shit.
>>681318208
is ok
>>681318314
Terrorists win
>watching netoge
>dont know if i am enjoying it or if I am just cringing
>>681318206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUlsTuG39O0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDCktKqHBGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DonS2usQkeM
>>681318314
I really should visit threads more often. Amusing shit going on.
>>681318314
I still love you no matter what
>>681316469
>>681318466
Np CB. I have some old images laying around and thought you might like it
Btw may I ask if you are intentionally making hints as to whom you are in the drawthread or is that just a coincidence?
>>681318208
Oh, and this guy would be the lewd spammer.
>>681318762
What?
>>681318466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZm3Mmn-Co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-CoE46ZsD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
>>681318850
Filenames fam.
>>681318486
no it's not
it's the same faggotry over and over again
this thread is the epitome of stupidity.
people avafagging, people crying over how hard life is, people being friendly, people making drama, people taking this too seriously, is like a boring circlejerk, this is just shit and lame.
>>681318314
You do seem to get awfully upset about the fact that I ask questions. Maybe I'm misreading that, but it does seem like it.
Anyhow, I'm at work now. How's everyone doing? What are we up to today?
>>681318950
Come again?
>Tsuyu
>>681318745
I have literally no idea what you're talking about, I only use this board for /waifu/.
>>681318887
I don't really look for songs of any of those genres that you posted but I loved all those tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=domhbyAnzYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEPB7uzKuh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCoP7G2K7Hc
>>681319013
Are you sad, little cat?
>>681311101
I'd rather pass go and collect 200 dollars then fuck my actual real life wife, because I can do that and just did. Ya know, if you spent less time thinking about fuckin a figment of someone else's imagination you might just run the risk of getting real human interactions. Can ya just imagine it? A REAL woman.
>>681319053
yes
>>681319325
no
>>681319153
>>681319288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xllG3fSUAOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
>>681319332
low quality bait right there
>sachi claim
Sup niggers? I got a few mins to talk.
>>681319472
Then I guess you're just gonna have to get right the fuck over that one, bud
>>681319332
3D women are shit.
>>681319472
Sorry for summoning you honk. Go play lol
>>681319332
>collect 200 dollars
Kek. If that's good for you, then damn do I ever pity you
>>681319472
This guy is bitching again, huh? Not surprising. Though I'm unsure why he joins these threads if he's just going to try and act like a hard ass.
He tries to act like it. He doesn't succeed
>>681319658
I really dont wanna argue about this.
Insave my pictures to my phone and I don't edit anything.
I got a lot of my picture of Tsuyu from Gelbooru as I was having a hard time finding them anywhere else. I don't see what the big deal is anyway.
>>681319053
The usual, feeling a little paranoid like always. What about you?
>>681319660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYqkGzuVLJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TwT69i1lU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMlB-BEMso
>>681311464
I think of life as an endless cycle that keeps repeating itself
>claiming yume
Damn it. I had less time than I thought. Alright little cat thing. Save your hatred for later. I'd love to watch you melt down and whine again
>>681319867
You're new?
>>681319968
>xDDDDDDD
>my opinion matters
Anyway guys, what's up.
Work is slower now all of the guys are out of the group home except one so I'm popping in here and there.
>>681319717
Hello Sachi
>>681319719
Hey Marie
>>681320028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LqDezHLqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31P1PZzkm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Erl-y9b_4
Shitpost
Do you people have to bully Chen all the time?
It's not like I'm not seeing it or anything.
>>681320107
>pats Chen gently and gives her a hug
Poor, poor, little Chen.
>hugs again
I will make the bad people leave you alone.
>>681320418
But I love Chen :(
cartoons
>>681320418
What're you fuckin gay
>>681320107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ksIfv8QCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHKTQcDfv9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc1fORim2EA
>>681320418
Hey, I hope you're doing fine since you're not as active here as you used to be.
>which usually is a good thing but I can't help but be worried
>>681320494
From what I can tell your record is clean.
You may live.
>>681320028
Why paranoid homu? Just usual for you? And I'm just bored to death at work.
>>681320107
To /waifu/, yes. I've lurked before but only started posting recently. But honestly I don't give a shit how long anyone's been here. If you do then that's your thing, dude.
>>681320641
I'll throw my hat into the ring.
What kind of dirt you got on me.
>>681320641
Woop
Life is good <3
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>681320690
Thats just how my mind works and I can't change it. Did you have any progress with that girl?
>>681320641
what?
>>681320629
Sure, you could always write on Skype.
I still lurk quite a bit, but am kinda busy, like.. a lot, lately.
>>681320745
Oh yeah, I'll fi---fuck.
This thread was pretty lewd earlier...
Nevermind. You are free to go.
>>681320629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlzoJAmgh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAeiqxNH3W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43FnCO1DkOU
>>681320787
Hey Emi.
{Syndra}
>>681320243
hey what you up to?
>sachi