Waifu claiming thread. ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!The rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
>ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
>claiming yume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF2UauLtZag
M'ladies
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Fucking duplicate reply shit fucking my first place
>>681321200
Hi Syndra!
I'm serious, I want to be absorbed by her so badly.
shiinarino claimerino
>>681320898
I did tell you yesterday I finally got Murakumo... 3 of them. Good to know you're still lurking, this threads really don't feel the same without you. Nice that you're getting your hands occupied, any good news?
>>681321016
That batman reminds me of me.
Hello everyone
>>681321136
Making more tea.
>>681321240
How have you been?
New survey time
In brief, what was a major mistake in your life? Knowing what you do now, what would you have done differently?
>sorry chen
I'm watching in case you try to bully Chen again.
>>681321419
Good news is that lesbian sex between sisters is totally gross and you shouldn't do that.
Any other good news..?
Not really much; could be making more quest progress in KanColle.
My waifu has been claimed
>>681321563
Rejecting my faith in God as a child. I should have put everything in to it so I wouldn't be having an existential crisis all the time now.
*tip*
>>681321563
not fucking up certain relationships with people
>>681321563
Going on /b/ for the first time.
>>681321200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxHlMiu35SM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ScYz9sNaQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utt7YbfkJvg
>>681321563
Gain access to college through regular exams instead of a special course.
>>681321630
is it really? Those aren't good news at all.
Nice that its going good on your ships, im starting to upgrade more and more of my DDs to Kai.
>>681321694
Thats kinda unavoidablemost of the time. We were not made to handle hundreds of relationships in our life.
sachi claim
>>681321563
Dating that one crazy bitch for 2 weeks
>>681322079
>2 weeks
That is a short time, was it that bad?
>>681321945
Guess I don't have any good news then.
I'm kinda hungry, that doesn't counter either..
Did you level them grinding 1-5 for Murakumo?
>>681321550
I've been good, the break from /waifu/ helped a lot. Now that I'm back I have insomnia though. And you?
>>681321563
Not exercising earlier in my life, before I was 16 or so, it would've changed so many things...
>>681321873
Hi Neo!
>>681322161
>I'm kinda hungry, that doesn't counter either..
We can count that as a good new since eating something good is enjoyable. Like tuna.
>Did you level them grinding 1-5 for Murakumo?
Mostly yea, but I also kept her with me on practices, Kaga and Fusou carry everything.
>>681321873
Ah, my second favorite Waifu. How are we today?
>Red
>>681322157
It was, in the short time we were together, this bitch wanted to move in, was talking about marriage and wanted a kid. When I told her no or tried avoiding the topic, she went full psycho on me
>she was scary as hell
Busy busy.
I'm out for now, I gotta do a while bunch of stuff, then I might have a little break before my night job.
Gonna be a good restbof the day.
Have fun /waifu/!
please hats protect me from bullies
>>681322410
B-but I don't wanna eat tuna again already.. ;-;
I suffer from a dreadfully monotonous diet.
I have around a dozen Destroyers past level 20 now.
They get hurt oftenly so you need spares.
Jun'you is level 42, but most stuff I run now is between 15 and 30.
>>681322734
I will extinguish their lineage. <3
>>681322685
See ya later
>>681321873
Hello Neo.
>>681321945
Im done.
For now atleast.
>>681322247
Had my ups and downs, but im doing alright for the most part.
> I have insomnia though.
You arent alone in that, i haven't had a good sleep in weeks.
>>681322267
Hey Juri
>>681322937
I wanna play blade and soul with you too
>>681323311
I bet i'm better than everyone you're playing with
I'll go blade master and hit 2.5 mmr in no time
I am my own pharmacist
>>681323012
Insomnia is the worst, I've watched the sunrise because of it too many times already. If we could know what is keeping us up...
>>681323422
But that's against the rurus~
>>681322470
Wanting something a lot only brings you further from it. I feel for both of you honestly.
>>681322685
Laters!
>>681322937
>again already
When was the last time you ate it? I don't remember. Besides having a portion of fish daily is a pretty good diet.
Noice work, did you get any sub yet or other rare ship?
>>681323012
Aight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1DvVzKXktY
>>681322247
Yo Emi, what's up? Having a good day?
>>681322444
>My second favourite trips
Hey Red. Pretty good day today, bumming around playing Hearthstone until half 5. So nothing special. Yourself?
>>681323012
Hey Syndra, how you doing?
>>681323565
Not when Im 21 and buy everything legally.
I think very highly of the rururus
>>681323311
>blade and soul
I've just looked at it. Looks kinda interesting, but I'm not sure I have the time.
Might download it and give it a try.
>>681323422
I want a higher-res of this.
>>681323679
>When was the last time
Do you really want to know?
I have rare ships alright, but no subs.
Tipping as hard as I can
Claimed
>>681323758
Icecream?
>>681323311
>>681323363
>>681323976
I got a summoner at lvl 10 or something on BnS, didn't play much because my pc isn't that good and didn't have anyone to play but I really liked the creativity of spell mechanics. Would play again.
>>681323976
>Do you really want to know?
Why do you think I don't want to know?
>>681323758
Tired.
Just trying to work on some things, but nothing is moving forward.
>>681324077
Hello Jibril
>>681324219
Bleach ice cream?
>>681323758
Only an acceptable day so far, but I can't really complain, and you?
>>681323836
>I think very highly of the rururus
Oh well, if I expect anyone to follow the rurus, that's you
>>681324305
No idea.
It was about 3 hours ago.
I ate tuna multiple times then.
>>681323976
i tought u are talking about b n s
Best German CV claimed
>Dont forget we have a waifu ts3 now
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>Feel free to join
Guten Morgen Everyone !
How is going ?
>>681324414
And did you eat tuna from the same brand or did you mix them up? Your diet won't be so monotone if you simply change the flavour a bit.
>>681323976
I...dont blame you
>>681324392
Precisely
>>681324219
L A T E R honey. We don't open until at least 7pm GMT.
>>681324347
>work on some things
Ooh, what you working on? I've had a pretty counter productive day of three hours of economics. And ya gotsta stop being so mean to Yume. Or don't. It's up to you.
>>681324392
Discovered the miracle that is Rogue on Hearthstone. Beautiful class to play. I'm working on my costume for Comic Con whilst playing Hearthstone too. Not really doing much but I'm pretty tired so it's whatever.
>>681324347
Emm... that icecream you're using as a helmet, can I have one of those?
>>681325133
>Discovered the miracle that is Rogue on Hearthstone. Beautiful class to play.
Too bad they got hit by the nerf bat over and over. Are you playing on EU or America?
Did you enjoy the post-nerf pre-xpac meta?
Do you guys know of any good ways to wake up? I have to go to work soon and I'm still not awake.
>>681324820
A worthy attempt.
I'm contractually obliged to stick to one brand of tuna.
Endorsement, if you will.
>>681325132
>Kneesocks for ants
>>681324784
Guten Morgen
Day's going "meh" at best. The thread is slow and comfy though. How you doing?
>>681325133
>I'm working on my costume for Comic Con
Who you gonna cosplay as?
>>681325320
Coffee or a cold shower. A cold shower wakes you the fuck up 10/10 times
>Emi
>>681325326
People dont know how to size their pictures properly.
Its a real threat
>>681325320
Coffee or a quick bath.
>>681325326
For how long will that contract last? I am very interested on having your image promoting my tuna brand.
>>681325133
At the moment im trying to fix my main microphone. It just stoped working.
And no,
>>681325156
Only if you eat it as im wearing it.
>>681325320
Try killing someone.
>>681325498
Already showered and had coffee.
Good morning everyone.
How's it going?
>>681325658
Theres no one around to kill.
>>681325133
Mm, you look like you're in good shape.
>>681325741
What about yourself?
>>681325688
Listen to uplifting songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI
>>681325720
>good morning
its not even morning there, but what sup! Did you sleep well?
>>681325658
>Only if you eat it as im wearing it.
Im fine with that, but I will have to warn you that I like to bite and chew icecream, I hope I don't accidentaly nibble your hair.
>>681325741
Eat an apple (I'm not kidding)
>Emi
I see no one has claimed my waifu, therefore I shall take just a moment to claim my waifu
Akitsu Maru claimed.
>>681325867
Sounds boring. I don't think that'll help me wake up
>>681325602
I didn't pay attention to the fine print.
Do you have a Hatsuharu?
>>681325720
Morning Kyoko.
>>681325842
Hey Juri.
>>681325966
Hey, that's morning for me.
And yes, thanks for asking~
>>681325966
That song isn't uplifting at all. I do have cheesy 80's exercise music, I'll try that.
>>681325982
No apples either. I just took a shit and that felt good.
>>681325966
You wont get that far, i promise.
>>681325985
You will never know unless you try
>>681326117
Hello Tsuzu, how are you?
>>681325374
>someone finally noticed me
>Day's going "meh" at best
You mean
>"meh" could be better
>"meh" i want to kill my self
>How you doing?
Everything annoys me today
People around me, only make me mad
>even weather piss me off
>>681325315
I'm on EU. But I'm in the shitty ELO so I can still benefit from nobody knowing what they're doing. It's still working pretty well for me but who knows how long that will last.
>>681325374
Sazh Katzroy.
>yeah I'm a light skinned nigger
>>681325658
>main microphone
Ah shit. What happened? Threw it against a wall in rage or something?
>>681325842
Not too bad yourself, Juri. If I'm going to eat ice cream all day why not work out to keep the fat off. Although I can never find somebody to do hand to hand combat with. Something about me being too violent and hurting people.
>>681326117
Greetings, Hatsuzuki ship girl. Not suffering from any hull breaches lately, are you?
>>681326169
Set this as alarm sound and wake up to something manly
https://youtu.be/yQdxPxJW68M
>>681326033
Nope, I didn't even listen to her lines yet but I don't like her class much overall.
>>681326125
Always good to know and nice to see you here.
>>681326169
Yea its not really the most uplifting song.
>>681326355
>You wont get that far
The way you say that makes me a bit unconfortable.
>>681326355
huh i posted the wrong version.
>>681326444
I did... absolutely nothing.
Unless saying ''Kill yourself''' to Yume and everyone else on ts damages it.
>>681326598
Oh it will be fine, i promise.
>>681326444
Those trips confirm your violent tendencies. A girl's got to maintain her figure now, yes? I'd be more then willing to have a little friendly "Foot to face" combat with you, if you're looking for it.
>This might ruin my business at your shop
>>681326444
Everyone goes back to the shitty elo monthly so its not always like that. Did you play miracle rogue before the Leeroy nerf? It was really enjoyable and there were other fun variants like Mana Addict. If you concealed it with a Gadgetzan it was pretty much GG.
But so many cards from that deck got nerfed by now and rogues didn't benefit much from any expansion either.
Need to do work stuff but I don't want to
Its so hard to deny your dutys
>>681326386
Getting kinda sleepy already, but good otherwise, thanks!
>also kinda hungry
As usual.
>>681326532
Not in the mechanical sense.
Just not getting around to posting much.
>>681326444
>checked
Hi Neo.
>>681326860
Not so easy to deny L E G S
>>681321130
Can she be your waifu if she's a lesbian?
>>681326946
I barely croak out one reply per thread, if that. I'm usually quite the lurkfag around here.
>>681326414
"meh" could be better
When I want to kill myself I go full self-hatred mode
>Everything annoys me today
Did you wake up angry at the world or did anyone piss you off early today?
>>681326444
Trips confirm
>Sazh
If you have a small chocobo figure or something like that, 10/10
>You made me remember the time I saw a chick cosplaying as Lightning
>hnnnggg
0 hours of sleep woo.
>>681321563
4chan.
Nah.
>>681326946
>Getting kinda sleepy already
Today might be your opportunity to fix your sleeping schedule then.
>>681326788
Theres an unique flavour I can't identify on your helmet icecream. Its really good but I never tried it before, what is it?
>>681326946
I see, go get something to eat then!
>>681326860
>Need to do work stuff but I don't want to
This tends to happen really often.
>>681327337
Hello Moo, how are you doing?
>0 hours of sleep woo.
Who needs that anyways, am I right
>>681326858
Y'know I actually didn't play much Rogue before. I got Golden Edwin in a Tavern Brawl pack so I thought I'd give it a shot. Plus Twade Pwince Gallywix is too good of a card voice over to not use.
I used to play Zoolock religiously and Paladin on the side because I had a Pally in WoW.
>>681326788
Yo /waifu/ has a Teamspeak now. I feel like I've missed so much.
>>681326795
Of course I need to maintain my figure! Being so short puts me at risk of getting overweight really, really quickly. A little bit of "Foot to face" huh? Don't mind if I do. Giving me a call if you want to have a fight. i could use a good challenge.
Don't worry about ruining business, shop doesn't open to the public for a few more hours.
>>681326946
Hey! What's up? Having a good day?
>>681327235
Of course I have a small chocobo! Best friend went to Japan and she found one in a cart of plushies. It's tiny and fits perfectly in my hair, too.
>>681327388
Me.
>>681327487
If im not wrong, it was only created yesterday.
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>681327388
I fixed it already, hence why I'm getting sleepy.
I'll go to bed in 3h at most.
>>681327440
>dat pose
>go get something to eat then!
Is this a challenge?
I admit I'm tempted but.. can't do, Sorry.
>>681327487
Yeah, but it was a long one already.
Thanks!
hello everyone!
>>681327487
Oh nice, I wonder how your deck looks like. Gallywix is the kind of card I always loved but have no idea how to make it work out.
>its probably not even possible in this sea of secret pallies etc
Nice, I've switched decks a lot but the one I try harded the most was miracle moonfire druid during pre-naxx. Even played vs Amaz there.
>and lost even tho I sniped his stream
>>681327337
>0 hours of sleep woo.
Welcome to the Insomnia Club
>>681327487
>It's tiny and fits perfectly in my hair, too.
Quality cosplayin tbh
Good luck with the rest of the costume, it doesn't seem easy to make
>>681327709
Hey there! Do you still crave for my dick?
>>681327831
>she gets the rope again
fuck fuck fuck
>>681327440
Tired as fuck as to be expected.
>>681327845
Bestbro, how are you?
I want Hearthstone DLC to be out already.
>>681327680
>I admit I'm tempted but.. can't do, Sorry.
How come?
>>681327949
>Tired as fuck as to be expected.
Seems only natural I guess.
>>681327650
>Ice pit
What do you mean you?!
>>681327680
Thats pretty early and completely the opposite of what you used to do. How did you manage to shift it so fast? Were you forced to do it for some reason or just willpower?
>>681327940
The rope is only for mooring a certain ship. You already know I have more efficient methods if I wanted to do something else.
>>681327650
I would join and say Hi but being English and middle class makes me sound at 14 years old.
>waifu4laifu
Y'know I almost could've guess that.
>>681327680
> long one already.
Usually that's a negative. What's been happening?
>>681327831
>vs Amaz
Oh shit, that's pretty damn cool. I'm the worst kinda player to be honest. I play to rank 20 to get my card back, then only carry on if I can be bothered or if it's near the end of the season. I think my highest was rank 12 when I first started playing Zoolock. I should probably get back into it.
>>681327845
> it doesn't seem easy to make
I bought nerf dart tag guns because my guncraftmanship is nonexistent. And I need to find a pair of trousers after I bloody ripped the rip off of my old pair. Other than that it's pretty ready.
I just need to find a way to shrink my hair 3 inches without cutting it.
>>681327709
Welcome back
>>681328188
What about my balls?
>>681328227
Neo made it.
Ask him
>>681328246
It wont be far of from Yume.
>>681327709
Hi Ellen! How's our favourite English teacher today?
>>681327949
Sleepy and tired. I'm going out tonight and I don't feel like it. Depressing
Tomorrow will be another day, at least.
Any reason for your lack of sleep or just random insomnia?
>>681328246
You are doing pretty well then!
>I just need to find a way to shrink my hair 3 inches without cutting it.
That won't be easy, 3 inches are a considerable amount, maybe using hair spray or something?
>>681328112
>How come?
Hey now, don't make me feel like a public service.
That's part of the reason I can't do it, too.
>at least not here
>or now
>I didn't say the greentext
>>681328227
Umm, it's willpower.
I can tell by having a really hard time doing it.
>mooring
whelp
>>681328246
>Usually that's a negative.
Oh, no, nothing negative at all.
Just been awake 14 hours now and didn't sleep a full night.
morning anons
>>681328646
HATS COME ON TEAMSPEAK I NEED YOU TO PROTECT ME YUME IS BULLYING ME
>>681328246
The meta isn't always enjoyable and most of the time I spam troll and fun decks on ranked just because I want class wins. Only once in a while I actually get motivation to try hard a season and attempt to get legend and it can be quite frustrating and time consuming.
>>681327487
I'm always itching for a good stretch, and I love nothing more then a strong, competent opponent. Especially so if she's a woman, just make sure you ask while your shop is closed. Wouldn't want to scare off the less capable, more innocent ones around here, hmm?
I think I'm going to get back on SFV, there's nothing to do or really discuss.
>>681328646
Oh sorry, didn't mean to be nosy!
Didn't even think about it, my brain still needs to activate since I just woke up.
>>681328635
Had to take my car in at 9am, whenever I need to get up early for shit I just can't sleep the night before, I'm probably gonna take a long ass nap later but at least the workout isn't too hard tonight.
Akiko claim
I'm back from uni
Went to buy food and got back just before the hailstorm broke loose
How did you guys spend your day?
