Waifu Claiming Thread
>These Bread's Bake Too Fast edition
The rules are simple
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Or 3D waifu, or whatever the fuck you want
>The rules don't matter
>Worship all Spike Spiegel waifu's
>Insult all other waifu's
>Discuss stuff while posting your waifu in a fitting manner
>Naps and Alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegel's
>Keep RP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Keep lewd to a minimum
>All lewd must be directed at a Spiegel
Most important and only rule that actually matters: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
Claimed.
Can I beat the fastest waifu on no legs?
>>681250767
Aye, I got one too. Dont forget the Spiegel, your favorite bread baker
Vivian James claimed.
Have a pun.
What do you call the hat of a demon?
A hell-met.
Best mage claimed
>>681250932
Got a lot more sleep last night than usual, but I have to wake up hours earlier tomorrow.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed for the last time today
Have a good night!
>>681250936
Today? Yes
But don't get used to it
>>681250277
AHH sneak attack!!
>>681250756
F...fake? What are you talking about?!?
Suiseiseki claimed again, desu!
We gotta make these breads last longer, desu...
>>681251079
Bye Emi!
Sleep well.
>>681250977
or this one
>>681249147
I can repost after that bread 404's
>>681251136
Everyone knows I'm the only magician around here
>>681251079
Good night emi!
>>681250647
Best nigger claimed
Hi?
Miho claimed
Dont know why im listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
>>681251079
Have a goodnight Emi.
>>681251341
Hello!
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>681251341
Sup
>>681251079
Goodnight, sleep well!
>>681250192
there were these weird hallucinations that leo would have, I just thought it was weird...
>>681251079
goodnight!
sachi claim
>>681251213
desu desu?
>>681251304
I know what those first two words mean, but they just don't make sense together.
>>681251341
What up brother fucker? Stick around fr a while. We're having some fun.
Just misse the war face edition.
>>681251408
Spike might be jewish
>>681251341
Hey. Are you interested in space exploration?
>>681251244
Senpai, how are you?
Is it wrong that I came very hard (twice) to an out of character fanfic with my waifu being a total slut? I didn't even have to use lube...
I want that demonic trips
>>681251391
Hello, how have you been?
>>681251445
Not much dude, what about yourself?
>>681251408
Time for another holocaust. Let's include muslims too this time.
>>681251673
Denied.
>>681251683
Pretty good, what about you?
>>681250977
I could never forget about ya. I'm working on it right now, holy shit cropping this is annoying. I need more PNGS or my fingers will fail.
>>681251539
Seems more like a careless agnostic type.
>>681251634
Did it involve thighjobs?
>>681251534
Desu desu desu?
>>681251683
Nothing at all really. I've just been taking it easy all day and llaying some games.
Picked a ring that I'm going to purpose to my gf with
Trying to play my game, but just too many people to talk to! I've been staring at the main menu, waiting for a chance
but I love you waifu's, and there's always time for games later.
>>681251673
You can have singles
>>681251809
I'll do a search for you, man.
>>681251809
Here hand-kun, I'll give you a PNG.
>>681251881
Desu?
>>681251058
That's not too bad, I think.
You think you'll make it?
gotta love the meme girls
>>681251931
Too late, already cropping. It's all good, handsome.
>>681251984
Thank you kindly.
>>681251984
Desu!
>>681251539
Just sitting in bed at 1pm like a lazy fuck
This isn't like me heh.
>>681251540
Definitely dude, space fascinates me.
>>681251779
Laying down here, talking to you nigs
What are you doing?
>>681251891
Shit dude, I wish you luck.
Seriously, go for it dude.
Holy shit the threads are fast today
2fast2quick
>>681251567
Tired.
>>681251341
Yo.
>>681252180
>thank you kindly
Nostalgic'd so hard there.
That made me think of bioshock and my first time playing it
waifu thread, Kurumi-anon ends it all edition
>>681251809
only png i could find so far
>>681251779
Anyone wants ArmA: Cold War Assault? Trips can have it if they want
>>681252259
Watching Hearthstone streams at the moment, debating if I should play something before going to sleep.
>>681251857
Unfortunately no. It had Sora taking turns fucking 3 KH girls he has been fantasizing about. I spent more time on Aqua's turns of course. He got to feel up her beautiful curves and fuck her ass.
>>681252259
>Space fascinates me.
Cool, I have something to talk about with you guys. Have any of you heard of a space elevator? This is the same topic I was talking about last night if any of you were here then.
Going to bed. Gotta get plenty of sleep to deliver delicious fries at top efficiency tomorrow.
Goodnight nigs.
>>681252400
don't do it!
>>681252836
Goodnight Tomo.
>>681252338
Just my Southern dip shittery leaking through, pay no mind to it.
Doing anything right now, Marie?
>>681252402
Kek'd pretty hard. I almost have you in, no worries.
>>681252843
don't tell me how to live my...
what to do
>>681252579
Damn
>>681252601
That's gonna be expensive to build if we ever do it
>>681251079
Goodnight.
>>681252008
Yeah I'll be fine, gotta get my car inspected which is the only reason I'm getting up so early.
>>681252601
a space elevator is science fiction, kinda impossible to actually build
>>681252940
Right now I'm taking a mad shit and am probably going to get ready for bed.
>>681251136
did i surprise you????
>>681252836
Sleep well, desu!
>>681252957
but I don't want you to die...
>>681252180
Oh well. I got a lot of new results with the search, though.
Damn, I got a lot of spike pics. So many good ones.
Rarely see autismo fan art of him
>>681252259
Hey, I've been on vacation all last week and this. I think I'm developing a hunch and fat.
Feels good man
Dont forget about your friends. A lot of people love you here. Dont ever think they dont
>>681252940
Not too many chibi arts, but theyre all pretty good and cute.
alright, im going to start my game now! Responses will be slower, or maybe not at all.
I can still bake breads if you guys want, or make some dibs!
>>681252989
Without a doubt the most expensive thing humanity will have ever built.
>>681253233
Oh, there's very little doubt in my mind that we'll never build one, but it would be so freaking cool.
>>681252836
Goodnight :)
>>681252989
Yeah, they also got him stoned to make him less nervous.
Also Aqua cradled him and he got to put his face in her breasts.
Was it a bad thing to fap with?
>>681252957
>>681253485
I want to rek ur Waifus anus
Claimed <3
when the hell did we bake new bread?
>>681253795
What the fuck is that
>>681252836
Goodnight, handsome. Sleep warm and well.
>>681253265
>My world is fire and blood
Heh, hope you sleep warm and well.
>>681253581
Alright man, hope you enjoy your game.
>>681253713
you don't have to tell me...
>>681253847
Mugi
>>681253653
If it gave you a boner, then it's good to fap to
>>681253847
Keep a an eye on Spike's last post. they'll be in there
>>681251248
This isnt that fake magic this is true legit magic! How many times must I go over this for you
!>>681253404
You scared the hell out of me!
>>681253940
Pretty much. Went to subway and all I get on is cold cut, jalapeños and hotsauce. So I am on fire rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
Best video
>Megumin
>>681254221
! im sorry....i would never wanna scare you....
>>681254021
Get rekt
>>681254127
I had to pace myself so I didn't shoot my load in my pants. My waifu is so sweet...
>>681254114
Galko
>>681254135
Never saw anything
Unless I'm just dumb and looked right past it
>>681254420
you're weird...
>>681254114
TAKE IT OFF!
>>681251079
sounds like you couldnt take the heat
>>681254651
Help
>we have the same problem now
>>681254832
Calm down.
>>681254651
Inferior maka
Praise the sun
>>681254221
Darlin, the only magic you got is the magic to capture my heart and soul.
Your beauty moves mountains and bids the moon to glow at night.
Flowers reach for the sky and petals strive to achieve the blinding color of beauty you hold.
The wind whispers your name, and nature sings songs legendary.
That is the magic you hold. Not of the eye, but for the beholder that was blessed with life to view it as the universe's most proud creation.
>>681254651
Spike is often easily looked over.
When you have eyebrows that good, it's difficult to see beyond yourself unto others so far beneath you.
>>681254420
Lost his eye in brutal combat with a shrub.
Curie claimed.
Thanks for including 3d waifus for me spike!
So i told you guys yesterday I had the asvab and meps for the navy.
I scored a 99, the best you can do. I qualified for a navy nuke. Passed medical. Everything went great! Thanks for the support you guys.
>>681254576
Must've been a good fanfic then
http://megum.in/
http://megum.in/
http://megum.in/
well i guess i'll go to sleep
and hope to just not wake up
>>681255021
Senpai, you're such a fucking tease. ^u^
>>681255302
it's okay, I like you...
>>681255105
W-WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, DESU?!
>>681255302
Goodnight and hopefully you'll wake up
>>681253795
I know yesterday I said claim any waifu and dont hate. But this, this has to stop.
Also bonus I found a new thrash metal album and its so brutal its just great.
>>681255181
>>681255143
Everyone is welcome. There's no need to exclude anyone.
If someone doesnt approve, they can just flame and shit post and cry about it.
Whatever.
>>681255302
Hey, sorry I keep missing you. No one hates you
And if they do, they're a faggot and everyone hates them, too.
>>681255690
How did you navy thing go?
miia claim
>>681255105
Mikan-chan.
>>681255181
Yes, I would probably read it or some other lewd one about my waifu if I had privacy tonight.
never frogot
>>681255702
Well it's just a site where you can view all Megumin's explosions
>>681255825
>>681255834
Welcome back :)
>>681255847
What? Having people over tonight?
>>681256125
>forgot pic
>>681255775
It went very well. Passed medical and backround check. Scored the absolute best you can on the asvab. Picked nuke for my job, 12,000 dollar enlistment bonus. Today was a great day. I am really happy.
>>681255455
Tone it down a bit.
>>681256125
College roommate ;_;
What are the point of these threads?
>>681256249
Damn, that much for a fucking bonus?
Do yourself a HUGE favor and put that somewhere you can't fucking touch it.
Savings account where you can have the choice of withdrawal only every x amount of years, or in case of a real emergency. Something like that.
That's fucking awesome, cur. I am envy
If anyone else is feeling lonely or left out, give me a (You).
My game has a pause function, and I'm using it a lot. You beautiful waifu's come first.
Going to bed, everyone!
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>681256668
circle jerk
>>681256058
Watamote is pretty alright so far
Can't say if I'd rewatch it but I like it so far
>>681256744
Here.
>>681256773
Night.
>>681256777
Trips conform.
>>681256777
Is it fun?
>>681256058
who is that?
>>681256773
goodnight!
>>681256962
it is
>>681256773
Good night Marie.
>>681256903
It's all right, manga is better tho.
>>681256903
I'm supposed to be sleep but the manga is 6 million times better. The voice actor is pretty annoying.
>>681256433
Well damn :/
>>681256773
Goodnight :)
off for a ride
see you nigs later
>>681257043
the meme master himself...he graced us with his presence a while back
>>681257043
Your worst nightmare.
>>681257115
Bye.
>>681257067
not-neet tomoko, go to bed!!! kek
>>681256668
>>681256777
Basically. A place to hang out, feel welcome and make friends.
We mostly bullshit around, talk about our day and have fun.
It's a nice 'safe space'
>Excuse my tumblr but seriously that place is cancer
>>681256903
It literally has no point, but yeah, it's real cute. Just dont expect anything out of it.
It's more relatability, slice of life type of show.
I love tomamtatocan.
>>681256904
What's up?
You got a waifu?
What you into, anon?
I'm currently(kind of) playing Dragons dogma.
>>681256962
Yeah, it's fun. Make friends, anon. It helps if you choose a waifu
Any will do. Just expect flame for shit tier
>>681257043
Some guy that was part of the cast of an upcoming movie called Autism: The Movie I believe. He got kicked off.
>>681257160
All hail our meme king
Oh my fucking God...parasyte is so badass
>10/10
Any others I should add to my watch list?
>>681257109
Yeah, probably have to wait for the weekend to have any more than a quickie in the bathroom with the waifu.
Aw, no one wanted to talk about space. Well, see you guys later.
>>681254398
No no dont be sad its okay I was just surprised is all
>Hugs you
Dont cryyyy
>>681255078
I....uh...um....I..heh...oh..>pic
>>681257262
>stares at Galk's titties
>>681257067
Which VA dubs or subs I've been watching dubs
>inb4 dubsfag
>>681257160
>>681257214
I'm scared...
>>681257325
I wanna watch it now...
>>681257115
>>681257421
Goodbye!
>>681256773
Goodnight. Have a nice day tomorrow.
>>681256744
Thanks a lot! I worked really hard to get here. Also, how to i do a (you)?
Also just a thing I am super happy and also windering what you guys thought of body pillows. Saw it mentioned before.
>>681257346
Bumping because someone else can help you. I cannot.
>>681257421
I'm sorry. Bye, bye.
>>681257449
you're warm, you know that rikka??
>hugs tighter
I want her.
I'm back everyone, pardon my temporary leave, desu!
Anything interesting happening?
>>681257509
I only watched the English dub. I think the Chink version was just as annoying. Just read the manga nog. If you know how to read.
>>681257312
Shhhhh. Don't tell my mom I don't want my tendies privledges revoked.
>>681257421
>>681257115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg
See ya later, both of you :)
>>681257387
>mfw when I can fap whenever I want
>>681257778
Welcome back, nothing of importance happened
>>681257449
Too cute, darlin'. Cat got your tongue?
>I know that was pretty fucking beta poem
>>681257640(You)
It shows up when you respond to someone. Sometimes I miss them.
By the way, spare an non some change? I'll write you a gay ass poem for 12k
>>681257778
>1 off edition
Yeah, you keep missing the ultra lucky four leaf 7's edition!
>>681257318
>Hey, Spike.
Not much, just a bit bored right now.
Yes, I've got one, thanks for asking.
I'm in uni, been doing decently so far, I think.
Hey, that's nice. Enjoy it, please.
>>681257778
Who's this? I never left desu.
>maclaren claimed
Show me your tits maclaren!
>>681257895
how much do you value your good boy tendies??? lel
>>681258137
>>681257778
Imposters!
>>681257895
i dont really have a problem with Tomoko's VA it's moreso Tomoki's VA that doesn't seem to fit the best
>read the manga
youre killing me
>>681258137
>>681257778
>>681258308
Aww shit, who's real?
>>681258361
Mug. Did you read K-on manga?
>>681258070
lucky you
>>681258384
$5 says another one will be in here in a minute... :^)
>Mugi
>>681257714
My body gives off alot of heat for some reason, but it does help with giving hugs. Especially in the morning if its cold
>>681258092
Y..yeah actually it does I..I dont know what to say honestly
>>681258586
Wat
>>681258070
Ah, oh well. Someday it will, desu!
>>681258092
This is the second time tonight, [upset desu].
>>681258137
It's me, you, desu!
>>681258308
Oh please, I'm the real, desu.
>>681258384
M-me, desu!
>>681257421
Space? I fucking love space!
Neutron Stars are my favorite.
A step below black hole, but they're so varied and wicked.
I think we have 7 near by, and that one prob we sent out has them marked with their signature so any life out there can find our solar system
Scary
>>681258130
Ah extra schooling. Something I have little time for
I want some computer science stuff, hydraulics, robotics, engineering and welding
I want to make a mech
and i do enjoy this game, greatly. I beat it once, did the NG+
Now it's a brand new game. So much easier becaue i know what to do.
>>681258777
>>681258777
>>681258777
>>681258777
posting early so i can keep up
helping cap off with fake desu
>>681258583
hugs are always nice in the morning!!!! i would give you hugs every morning if i could....
>that pic is super qt too
Need to cap off.