Waifu Claiming Thread
>West Vs East Edition
The rules are simple
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Or 3D waifu, or whatever the fuck you want
>The rules don't matter
>Worship all Spike Spiegel waifu's
>Insult all other waifu's
>Discuss stuff while posting your waifu in a fitting manner
>Naps and Alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegel's
>Keep RP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Keep lewd to a minimum
>All lewd must be directed at a Spiegel
Most important and only rule that actually matters: Have fun!
Show me your best Japanese version
Spike Spiegel
Suiseiseki claimed, already been off by one on two quads tonight, let's make it three in this thread, desu!
West Side baby <3 So Cal!
Rikka claimed!
Can't sleep. Should masturbate but dick is kill.
>>681258777
Checked.
Kyouko claimed
>>681258583
I'm just flirting, really. I get a little retarded
>>681259055
>>681259088
two dubs in a row entry!
Starting this shit off right
Miiiiaaa claim
Fair lady claimed
>your waifu will never have this gorgeous of a stance
Prove me wrong
Ps. You cant
>>681258777
I knew you could do it.
Alright, added in the 3 waifu-anons who asked.
>Kyouko
>Miho
>Spike
Hand cropping is a bitch.
>hand
West side
>>681259131
>dick is kill
;(
>>681258777
claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>681259131
rip in peace tomocola.....may god rest your memes....
>>681259248
Love you hand-kun, thank you kindly.
>>681259131
>dick is kill
Rest in pepperonis Tomo
>>681259468
This is a gif and it makes me mad. Also thank you but the memes never sleep.
>>681259321
Auto erotic asphyxiation does sound nice... Let me grab my belt.
>>681259590
Love ya too, adorable. No thanks are needed.
>>681259248
Give me a hand And add me
>>681259248
With a new bread, no less! No fucking titty monster this time. I got the trap card set.
>Top back row, looking away
That's about right! Thanks, knuckleblaster
fukken saved
>>681259131
tomobukakke just fap anyway. You can just think of me to help you along the way.
>>681259124
I-I'm not ready for marriage!
I'm sorry, I've taken it too far.
I really like you, but I cant settle down.
>have had about 5 minutes of actual gameplay in
>pause screen burning image into tv
>forever paused
>renamon claimed
Ohhh yes
>all the fur porn for me
>>681259835
I can't fap to 2d are you crazy. Tile patters hardly get me off these days. My dick is fucked.
>Tomocarrotcake
low testosterone levels
>>681259809
Got a Chibi I could use? Prefer a .png but a .jpg is fine.
>>681259835
Don't mention it, handsome. Was saving it for the new bread, glad you caught that. Heh.
>>681260072
Well shit, what gets you off?
>>681259835
Neither do I, just trying to scare you and it has worked! hahaha!
>>681260146
Low everything. CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN. THESE BALLS THEY WILLL NOT CUUMM
>>681260072
What about infographics?
>>681260220
No :(
I get my pics by screenshotting the manga
>
>>681260393
>>681260414
I never got the link:((((((((((((
>>681260220
You don't wanna know.
It's been fun, but I have to sleep now, Have fun everyone
>demonic trips
>>681260690
Night.
>>681260525
>panicking hands
What's your Husbando's specific name?
>>681260539
>excited hands
>>681260652
Yes, I do.
>>681260690
>Still off by close
Shame. See you, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>681260690
Night night, desu!
>be Thou
>18
>everything doth thou rustle thyne pennial member in these humble lands
>thou lucketh get member that can go boyoyong to every thing thou thread contains
>thyne Sun blesseth me with strong, healthy John
-B random 12:34
>>681260065
>
>>681260072
Take a break for a few weeks, then. Get your dickbrain reset.
You'll have a huge squirt tho
>>681260220
gotta be above the rest, looking into the distance for threats against my waifu's.
>>681260353
Wew... We can still be lewd, right?
I actually have a lewd, but.. lewds can only be directed at Spiegels
>>681260652
Tomako reactor, you're on /b/...
You honestly think anyone will be surprised?
I claim this edgy faggot
How are your nights going
>>681258777
>checked edition
Rory claim. How goes it people?
>>681261064
put your trip back on your donger
Miho claimed
I'm going to bed night everyone.
>>681260353
how are you doing tonight rikka?
>>681261219
WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
>>681261233
Have a goodnight Miho.
>>681261187
Pretty good what about you?
Am I late?
>>681260841
Mi Luo or Lou or some shit like that
>>681261219
Question for thou, how doth one have sexual relations with thyne devilish serpent? Is it not impossible?
>>681260841
I can't even remember the last time I choked my chicken, but I was probably thinking about getting slammed in the mud hole. I like to mentally map out a story before I start falling, I've actually written it down before, but I like watch the movie in my head. I dunno what I'm saying, like I need to set aside an hour to fap and that's just too time consuming and it makes me tired.
>>681261414
you are too late
pigtails mcbigtits has already been stolen.
>>681261475
sneks have pussies too
>>681261414
[boner intensifies]
>>681261347
I do. It'll make it easier to tell when you're in thread since I don't know this new character you have.
>>681261475
pic related
>>681261057
I feel like I haven't fapped in weeks. But last time I took a break I came so hard I blacked out. It was spooky as fuck.
>>681261396
Good, as always. Got work to myself for next few hours, hopefully I see few orders so I can clean down
>>681261710
Eh, ok I'm thinking of how that would be possible....aaaannnnnddd tier 3 boner
>>681261057
Y,,yeah of course we can, why not?
>>681261321
I am doing alright getting irritated because I keep losing online in Street Fighter. Other than that everything is alright how are you Kagami?
>>681261475
>not knowing about the sweet, sweet snek puss
>>681261710
C-can't you tell it's me by my personality?
B-barry-san?
>>681260393
Froggy waifu4laifu
>>681261710
I hate everything about this image.
Goodnight, desu!
Suiseiseki is sleepy, have a good night everyone!
Desu~
>>681261896
lol, im doing okay....just noodling around...
>>681261572
>pigtails mcbigtits
>>681261679
Please calm down.
>>681261710
Miia, that's lewd...
>>681261057
I trust you'll do a good job of keeping them away.
>>681261064
Heyo, friendo. My night's been well, tired but I'll hold. You?
>>681261187
Going good, buddy. Hope work went well, up to anything right now?
>>681261233
Goodnight, Miho. Sleep warm and well.
>>681261414
Nope.
>>681261471
Afraid I couldn't find one, if you ever come across a chibi for him. Send it my way and I'll put him in.
>>681261483
>choked my chicken
>slammed in the mudhole
Your choice of words made me laugh very hard.
I'm in hysterics now, great. Body's starting to die out.
That's actually pretty neat, I like how much effort you put forth into it. Sort of like RP, that's cute. No idea why you were hesitant on saying it.
That makes sense, must have amazing an climax in both contexts.
>>681262086
Goodnight, beautiful. Sleep warm and well.
>>681261954
same
I think it's time for me to hit the sack
goodnight everyone!
>>681262212
You have a nice night too, okay, desu?
>>681262356
Have a goodnight Mugi.
>>681262356
Have a good wank Mugi!
>>681261658
I see, are they "the same" though and wouldn't the lower half get in the way?>>681261710
I all ready replied with tier 3 boyoyong but again....damn thou has giveth a sign from above
>>681261921
I do not know sweet sweet snek puss, but I can see from the image provided above that it is quite exquisite, top of the wine froth
>>681261710
Does she get off to giving birth if the baby comes out tail first?
>cur
I dont actually take handouts. It was a joke.
I take care of myself well enough.
Just dont blow all of your cash, man! Make sound purchases
High quality stuff that'll last.
>>681261756
I've fapped a few times this vacation. Did just this morning and it was a bucket
Gunna try and hold off til sunday to wrap off my time off
>>681261896
Hope you like nature, because I'm taking you out somewhere secluded
>>681261710
>breaking the lewd rule
>>681262212
Got this thread covered, my brother. I will not lose my waifu's tonight!
>again
>>681262356
adios compadre
sweet nightmares
protect them eyebrows
QOTT: If you went camping, blacked out unexpectedly and woke up with a sore butt
Would you tell anyone?
>>681262397
Will do, beautiful. You get some good sleep now, ya hear?
>>681261934
It is I
>>681262212
Good.
>>681262356
Goodnight Mugi.
Sleep well.
>>681262397
>picks the doll up and hugs
>>681261921
SHUT FUCK
>>681262186
Well he did ask how one would accomplish doing the dew with her.
S-sorry
>>681262493
see above sorry spiku
>>681262504
hi tsuyu, how's it going???
>>681262212
I dunno it just seems lame. I'm fucking lonely man. Maybe jerking it subconsciously reminds me. Is cut my dick off for a garunteed life long relationship.
>>681262534
>stares at Galk's titties
>>681262499
Just for you, desu~
>>681262595
>returns hug, plops into case
Good night, anon. I'll see you soon, desu!
Rumia claimed
>>681262504
I saw you on tv are you famous now Froggo?
>>681262186
Sorry, D-Cup Juggernaut has been taken.
>>681262212
It's been alright, did some studying for a final i have tomorrow, baked some brownies watched some grumpy games. now sitting in bed posting in a thread.
so tell me about your waifu.
>>681262493
i want to sex spike
I think we all can make an exception for Parupa.
>>681262149
what are ya noodling around about?
>>681262493
Secluded? Just dont kill me please!
>>681262493
Nice try, one of my managers told me that at my old job
>If we went camping and you woke up naked and tied to a tree with a greasy asshole would you tell anyone
>hah nah
>im going camping next week wanna come
>>681262700
Gooooood. How are youuu.
>>681262916
Tv????
>>681263093
Yeah, TV :3
>>681262534
>Takes a shit on galkos shoulder.
>>681262639
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY/NIGHT
>>681262986
>Parupa
>Not PaPappa
neit
>>681262874
>
>>681262639
A simple explanation would have sufficed...
>I only liked it a little bit
>>681262964
>D-cup
>>681262504
Frog.
>>681260841
Good to still see you around.
>>681263178
Oh my god this is the greatest gif I've ever seen.
>>681263202
Sorry, tit's hard to come up with cleaver names for her without including her most notable features.
>>681258777
Like anyone else even compares.
>>681263202
>[staring intensifies]
>>681262493
Good, there are many who'd like to see some if not most on the ground lifeless. I know you'll do a good job.
>>681262534
How you feeling?
>>681262842
Eh, not really. Loneliness is an awful feeling, I'm sure you'll find someone. Seem like a catch to me.
I just do it to pass free time at this point, being bored is great. Don't cut that amazing piece of your body off.
>>681262964
Damn, you don't wanna get some good rest for it? I hope you do well on it, friend.
Brownies and videos? Nice, hope that was entertaining.
My waifu/husbando? Got five digits, never talks, never stabs me in the back (literally), I can put all of my trust into it, and etc.
>>681263267
Likewise, friend. How are those ragequitters faring?
>>681262907
You're too adorable, now go on and get some sleep, eh?
>>681262639
You're all good, cutie. I forgive you.
But you do owe me something nice, now
>>681263032
Absolutely not! You'll get rekt in a way, but certainly enjoy it
>>681263093
Sounds like he's me and you should go camping with me!
>>681262964
Excellent choice, fanart snake. You couldnt have chosen a better waifu to lust over.
>>681263032
guitars and stuff, what are you up too??
>>681263093
im okay tsu, was your day good???
>>681263523
If you insist, desu...
>sleepytime
>>681263525
The only nice things I own are my car, my computer, and my phone. And I need all three of those.
claimed
west side, best side
>>681263504
That's uncomfortable.
>>681263461
At least get the size right.
>D cup is too small
>>681263523
Better. Thanks for asking.
>>681263616
Why don't you vocaroo jam with Mugi and I?
>>681263523
>catch
[Lenny face]
>>681263806
Shirt tier
Gonna head to sleep, have a good day/night everyone.
>>681263156
Woah spook. I only watched the first 2 episodes.
On like chapter 21/ongoing of mango though.
>>681263525
Spike pls
>>681263616
My day was excellent! Thank you for asking <3
>>681263202
Galko.
<3
>>681263523
Thankfully none yet since the last incident. Higher tier players usually don't ragequit, picked up a few wins. You doing, or listening to anything?
>>681263858
eh...i don't really play a lot of stuff you guys like, i'd be the weird kid in the corner of the class puking and crying his soul out
>kagami
>>681263956
Goodnight, Kyouko.
>>681263817
im in ur base, steleing ur n00dz
>>681263703
>goodnight pats
G'night, adorable.
>>681263817
Glad to hear it, man. Up to much?
>>681263858
>Other alternative to catching
>Suggestive hands
>>681263956
Goodnight, friendo. Sleep warm and well.
>>681264014
Nice, glad your game has been going smoothly after all that other bullshit. Hmm, I've been listening to some music, yes. Aside from that? Just been hanging out in the threads, trying to function properly.
>>681264042
Whaddya mean? We both play weird stuff. I listen to noise rock. What do you mean?
>>681264001
that's good to hear tsu!!!
>>681264001
I was surprised. For some reason, it didn't connect in my head until then that I was watching your waifu's show
>>681263956
Goodnight Kyouko.
Sleep well.
>>681263858
I would jam but all you would hear is coughing.
>>681264001
How are you doing?
Claimed
>>681263523
It starts at 5:45pm, so I'll be just fine.
The thing's an optional exam that replaces your lowest test score anyways, so it's not like I have much at stake anyways.
Yes man, I got that good ghirardelli chocolate brownie mix. shit is so ca$h
woa, where can I find one like that?
also are all the pictures of him your actual hand?
>>681263525
>fanart snake
I like it
i remember watching cowboy beebop as a chillin, spike has always had a place in my hart
>>681263806
shit
>>681263817
>D cup is too small
d-double D? Are we in edboy tier breasts now?
>>681264310
What do you play? Maybe you could cough rhythmically. Do you let Ebola chan give you a hug?
>>681264311
(you)
>>681264227
i mostly play classic rock stuff, but i mean ill jam with you guys next time lol
I am hallow
> claimed
>>681263525
Ahhhh and how bad shall I get rekt? Hmmmmm?
>>681263616
You play guitar? What thats awesome! I play the drums lets be the next white stripes!
>>681264311
do you want to maybe have relations with the bunny
Milinda claim
>>681264499
I just can kind of play guitar.
>>681264341
Bigger.
>>681264202
Just taking it easy, probably not gonna be up for much longer.
>>681264341
Ahh, alright. That's good to hear. I hope you do well.
Mmmm, making me hungry now. Where can you find one? I don't know, just run across them I suppose. We just realized how attached we were.
>also are all the pictures of him your actual hand?
Yeah.
>>681264738
Heyo, Hallow. How goes it?
>>681264202
Yeah I finished for the night, while I'm still ahead. Sounds like you're trying to just kil time like me.
>>681264764
I can play bass
>>681263523
Something wrong about those down below? I know everyone here has some quirk, and some noticably less liked than others
but they truly want them gone?
Everyone deserves to be here as much as the next faggot.
They can practice selective reading.
>>681263790
Something free, darlin'.
Like a hug, or a kiss
or snek puss
>>681264001
You dont need to beg! I was plan on taking you, anyway.
>>681264129
>not following the rules
>>681264341
Spike is among my favorite of all time.
Cocky, badass, kickass, existential, depressed
A lot of real feels to him
>>681264582
Oh, you're serious? Hello, Judy. How are you doing?
Whats up tonight?
>>681264764
Aches, pains, hip and spine out of alignment, unable to walk properly.
Practically bedridden and in need of ice in the pantsu
>>681264764
you play drums?!?!?! gimme gimme gimme, i love playing drums lol, we should totally make white stripes v2
>>681264730
Oh well that's fine. I have a huge softspot for the classics. Do it man.
>>681264866
Good i guess
-hallow
>>681264857
Well you need to kind of jam next time. Why the cough? You smoke?
How do I convince my waifu to wear a swimsuit?
>>681264857
Hm, alright. Glad you're relaxing, buddy.
Hope you sleep warm and well when you do.
>>681264905
Nice, I'm pretty much the same as you stated. Just killing time as usual. Bored.
>>681264965
Some people don't agree with us using avatars and such, I don't know. I know you'll handle it as it comes, not doing it alone either, no worries.
>>681265188
Up to anything right now, buddy? Relaxing, I hope.
>>681265366
>>681265366
Raep her and blackmail
>>681264959
Ohhhh a bassist who is your favorite bassist
>>681264965
Will you be taking care of me at least?
>>681264992
Yeah I play the drums!! I wish we could jam out! and we also got a bassist in here we can just form a band and be The /waifu/ Experience
>>681264857
>Bigger
AD cup
for ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>681264866
It looks like you have long fingers, do you play piano?
>>681264965
Not to mention is luxurious locks.
jews wish they could get a 'fro as big as his
>>681265366
Setting up an occasion where you'd both need one would be a start
>>681265027
I'm not anon but I play "liquid distortion" and surf rock
>liquid distortion is tuning all your strings to basically one big power chord, using slides and non music effects like static, sstv, morsecode, and thick echo fuzz to create some wicked sounds
>our band made likdis up but it fits
>using heavy metal levels of sound and power in surf licks and acid rock progressions
>>681265577
Bit more feminine/skinny compared to the average male, that's a contributor.
Piano? Nah, you?
>>681265561
you should jam with mugi and tomo sometime lol, what kinda bands do you like???
>>681265714
That's cool. Do you guys play music also?
>>681265631
hot tub maybe?
Tenryuu claimed
>>681265947
Frig off
>>681265332
Recovering from a really sore throat.
>>681265426
I'll let you know when I leave.
>>681265577
E-cup, no need to be rude about it.
>>681265947
Greetings before duty calls once again.
So apparently /g/fur threads are now getting banned... Again...
Canaan claimed, late as fuck though.
>>681259234
>Stance
Camber is fucking retarded, straighten out your wheels and get the fuck out.
>>681265876
Yeah of course, likdis is surf music but just blasted through crazy levels of effects and with things that don't fit music...I used a screw driver to touch the pickups making a crackly sound...turned out good for an intro
>>681266052
what is this?
>>681266052
Different anon here
I have a sore throat too ;_;
I've been trying the cayenne pepper fix but I don't think I'm doing it requently enough to be effective.
>>681265768
they are very cute fingers, would do finger things with
ah, shame. and somewhat, i have stout fingers so it's difficult. speaking of, do you play any instruments?
>>681264965
definitely not
>>681266052
I didn't know E-cups were a thing.
P.S. The girl in that picture looks like she totally has a beard.
>>681266020
K
>>681266114
I have a few minutes, don't worry
>>681266266
I don't know what any of that means because I don't do names. But it sounds like you're making noise and I like that. My friends were too high to make a band with me.
>>681265426
I can handle anything anyone has in this thread. Just the interbutts.
They can shit all over anything, but just a shitposter.
They'll get bored and leave, or give up before I give in.
>uses a hand as a waifu
>>681265561
Abolutely! I wouldnt rek my waifu and dispense no aftercare.
Breakfast in bed, tea, plenty of soothings and movies to recover
>>681265577
>checked
Yeah, his hair is pretty damn majestic. Messy, yes kept look.
>>681266439
>keeps disrespecting the rules
>gets rek't
>>681266476
My ex has 32 E's
Like squishy waterballoons
Gdi I miss them so much
>>681266555
checked
>>681266667
>1 Off-chan