>>680648286
How do you know it was Japanese?

Space program it

Let it fly again

>>680648286
Rolling for cum

Colonel Sanders it.

That's one way to go.

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>>680648572

>>680648491

Why else would it suicide while trying to get to a Honda Civic and steamed dumplings?

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>>680648491
Found this on its body

>>680648286
Keep it and train it to smite your enemies. Hawking is alpha as fuck

>>680648286
Any chance you're from PA?

>>680649132
Holy shit, the hawk went on 4chan
R.I.P

>>680648286
That's a Ruffed Grouse, not a hawk. It's essentially a wild chicken.

>>680649392
Nope, im all the way up north

Microwave it

Now

You should call 711

That's a partridge, dude.

>>680649511
No wonder it committed suicide. It's just a gay ass chicken

>>680649630
nobody ever does it anyways

If you stand on it's wings and evenly pull both legs, it will breast right out.
The meat is delicious.

that's a Pear Tree

>>680648572
THIS. Make a vid and post pls. Been a while since the last space program.

>>680649665
Shit dude I don't know anything about birds, how am I supposed to know? I've got Hawks living in my area so I just assumed it was one

>>680649444
Cheked

>>680649132
You write exactly like every greasy nerd ive ever known.

>>680649132
Im a geologist, thats an elephant.

>>680648286
fuck it up the arse

>>680648286
Cum on it to mark your territory and put it back outside. Otherwise the rest of the birds will kill all of your windows.

>>680648286
this is what happens when you only use windex on one window

>>680649988
Checked

>>680648286
BANZAI!!

>>680649630
do you even know how big hawks are? that shit won't fit in the microwave

How is the glass completely broken, but the body is outside? Shouldn't it be in the garage?

>>680650398
Are you suggesting this is an inside job?

>>680650398
No. He raises the birds inside the garage. It was actually an escape attempt.

pee on it GET

>>680649988
OP do it for the dubs.

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>>680648286
Accept defeat from the oncoming waves of bird kind.

>>680648286
>honor the bird with flight from death
>let him bring much honor to hawk ancestors
>the gods demand space program for japan

Quads decides what I do. Family's around and I don't want to be caught jizzing on a dead bird for just dubs

PISS ON THE BIRD!

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>>680651093
Take a dump on the birds chest

>>680651072
Roll for space program

>>680651122
dubs demands it. DO IT OP

>>680651235
roll

space program

>>680648572
This.
Get some balloons and send him back to where he came from.

>>680651072
roll

trips needed?

roll for >>680651072

Picked it up and it's pretty heavy. I'd need a lot of balloons to make it airborne. And once the balloons pop. It will most likely plummet down at super high speeds any ideas for type of balloons and where I should launch him?

Jizz on the bird GET

>>680651672
Get well soon balloon filled with helium and videotape it

>>680651072
do a barrel roll.

>If you google this your pc goes nuts....

>>680651072
Roll

eat it

>>680651672
>many party ballons
>plebs will think it regular offering to gods
>gallons will pop
>hawk will fall
>god will chose the target of vengeance
>profit

>>680649688
topkek

op what are we doing
also take more pics

TAKE A SHIT ON THE BIRD AND TIE SOME BALLOONS TO THE SHITHAWK AND SEND IT TO SPACE!!!!!

>>680648572
/thread

>>680651899
make sure you leave the note on it, too.

>>680649927
Checked

OP we need updates!

>>680648286
Did he diededed?

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>>680648286
Get it stuffed and put it somewhere in your home where everyone can see it

>>680648572
THISSS!!!

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>>680652308
Why don't you take your shitsuggestion to the shitbank and shitwithdraw your shitsavings Bobandy

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Update: he's heavy as shit and very dead

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>>680652816
Mr. Lahey Ricky stole my cheeseburgers again. OP when will you deliver the shithawk?

>>680653063
beautiful.sleep well..

space program pls

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Garage is fucked

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Posting in epic bread. Hi mom!

>>680653063
R.I.P free bird

>>680649132
Fuck you handwriting is HORRENDOUS

SPACE PROGRAM. STARHAWK V1.

>>680653063
maybe knockout with very low signs of life

>>680653466
That's because I wrote it down on the side of a wall

put it in the microwave and eat it. dont waste dem proteins man
god gave you free food

Play this song when you shit on the bird and make it fly again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

>>680649132
>hawk
Oh ya look at that super aggressive beak. I bet it could rip steal beams like butter

>>680648286
You probably have mice or something it was aiming for.

>>680648286
Taxidermy

>>680651899
Gallons of pop
>gallons
>so much pop

Send to space.

>>680653615
Sure bud..sure.

>>680648286
barbeque the little fucker for braking your window

>>680654028
/thread

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>>680653063

Uh OP what exactly are you planning to do to the Hawk?

Update: am trying to get friend to buy a bunch of party balloons

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>>680654268
nice

>>680653063
F

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>>680654268

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>>680654268

i fucking need this shit today come on OP don't be a faggot. Go down in history

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>>680654509
mitä kuuluu?

>>680648286
he was ridin' on that divine wind bruh

>>680654268
you need helium too

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>>680654268
I'll be waiting OP

>>680654604
..no?

>>680654745

or he can get prefilled baloons

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>>680654835
ime kyrpää

>>680648900
dumplings are chinese. Your story doesn't add up.

The hawk must have had some other motive at work here.

>>680649876
>>680653466
To be fair, doesn't that writing belong to hawk?

>>680654921
yeah

Update: Friend is at work. He gets off around 5. Hang in there /b/

>>680649132
>>680653063
Sleep tight sweet hawker

>>680655156
go and buy them yourself, dont be afraid of the "real world"

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could OP jizz on the bird so this thread doesn't die, when are you getting the balloons....

>>680648572
this is the only correct answer

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>>680655156
How far away is 5? Ausfag here and I am almost RIP

>>680655156
>5
It's 1:43

>>680655156
Timezone /b/ro?

>>680648286
fuck u fag

>>680653063
maybe he's just sleeping. anyway, i'm sure he wants to fly one last time.

>space program

you have a rare opportunity to eat a unique type of meat without having the guilt of murdering it yourself, and making its death have some form of meaning


instead youre going to tie balloons to it. what a waste

tl;dr dress, pluck, cook, eat.

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>>680655156
fucking asshole, go get the balloons yourself

>>680655410
roll

>>680655410
it probably just tastes like chicken you fucking faggot, we must return it to the skies one last time

Seriously: cook it or give it to someone who can make a good dish with it

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if you think about it enough
this LITERALLY PROVES 9/11 was an inside job.
thanks OP this was the piece I was missing all alang

>>680648286
rolling for pyre ship funeral

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I killt me a skuunk u wanna make us some stew?

>>680655576
kek'd in agreement

If it was today eat that nigga or give him a nice burial.

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DON'T LISTEN TO THE COOK IT FAGS, SEND IT BACK TO THE SKY!

seriously take a shit on the bird and make it fly again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_belm6apc

>>680656018
Blow the whistle, anon. America needs you.

2 hours of work left, there better be some fucking progress when I get off or I am sending OP to the space program

>>680655320
It's 12:40 is you east coast fag

>>680655410
roll

>>680656325

rolling for anon sending op to space

>>680656666

im not waiting hours to see if op delivers,

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This

>>680656634
East coast best coast faggot

>>680656634
>>680656861
2:55 here. Only way to beat that is newfoundland.

>>680651845
No one spotted this newfag.

>>680656634
East Coast is best coast

>>680657080

why would i acknowledge him?

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>>680653063
Pyre boat funeral OP

Op Update: friends at work till four what do?

>>680658016
kys

>>680658016

get the balloons yourself fucktard

>>680658016
shit, jizz, pee on the bird

>>680658016
PYRE BOAT FUNERAL

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I might do a pyreship funeral instead. Any idea for designs?

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Space program or kys faggot.

>small Asian man has accepted space program
>gods will be quite pleased
>may the fallen hawk /b/ro fall from the heavens and smite your enemy
>the gods will it

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>>680651093
then do trips you jew

>>680658181
He's probably underage ya idiot.

OP don't answer if you are or not.

I want a space program.
I was there for the lizard one with the hat.

Don't fail me faggot

>>680658135

no you

>>680658558

last one I saw was a toad.

>>680658364
>>680658364
The Millenium Hawkon instead of Falcon xD

Classic, OP you must deliver faster asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSoqPMrfVLg

>>680658558
Didn't know you need to be 18 to buy balloons...

I'm probably doing either the Pyreboat or space program you guys choose. Either way it may take me a bit to get the materials

>>680649132
4chan space program?

>>680649132
you literally have my brothers handwriting, and he literally has downs

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>>680658879
He probably doesn't have a car you idiot.

>>680658455
Dubs for space program

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OP you have a group of wielders here stuck in the rain waiting for your sorry ass.

You better do something you faggot.

>>680658892
>if you do not do space program gods will be displeased
>you will bring dishonor on hawk ancestors
>the gods will send other hawk to seek vengeance
>much dishonor will fall upon family
>honor the gods
>honor family
>honor hawk ancestors
>give him flight after death

OP DELIVER FASTER OR THIS THREAD WILL GO TO THE TRASH

>>680653063
#BirdLivesMatter

>>680659454

this

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>>680659633

kys

Op here, friends are fags and won't reply to my texts I will try to get a new thread going

OP HERE started new thread. Here's the link. >>680660119

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>>680659823

abandon thread

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surely op will deliver

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>>680659633
Bird is dead
This is science
Fuck off

>>680659823
>you must do space or offer gods another
>only acceptable choice is anhero
>these are your options
>bring no dishonor

can't fucking wait

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Look OP.

NASA engineer here. Im all about that space and stuff.

I did some of the hard engeneeeering for ya.

This should make it more fees....able.

>>680655038
Japanese attack the Chinese, duh. So the dumplings and the hawk wanted to fight but the garage door was in the way.

>>680661513

I think he's onto something...

>>680661960
I also think that the windows were made in China.

>>680659792
fat

>>680660933
An average grouse weighs about 6.5 pounds, helium can lift 1 gram per liter, and an average balloon holds 14 grams of helium.

OP will need about 215 balloons to achieve equilibrium. A lot more to get some good lift.

>>680660933
I like this blueprint

>>680663097
>average balloon holds 14 grams of helium
14 liters*