Bump for space program

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still waiting

waiting.....

>>680660119
why do you need your faggot friends to buy the balloons, don't you have legs?

fuck with the bird to kill time... getting pretty bored

#BIRDLIVESMATTER

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>>680660119

>mfw

also anyone played this game?

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>>680660119
>the gods watch
>we watch
>OP will honor both

>>680660691
I live all the way out in the fucking woods and the nearest store that has balloons is like 2 hours away on foot

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>>680660890

>>680660119
When I was thirteen I killed a big rat by kicking the hell out of it. When still alive, with guts and blood visible, I toook it by the tail and threw it through a window, into a ground level flat. Bad thing is i never found out what happened afterwards.

Skimmed the last bread, so correct me if I'm wrong. OP found random bird that crashed through his garage window. Everyone is asking him to space program it, but OP's a poorfag without a car and cannot drive to purchase balloons. So he asked his bros to drive out and buy him some, so attach to the carcass, and send this rekt avian creature back to space?

>>680661075
>you dishonor the rat ancestors
>you dishonor the gods
>no one gives a fuck about your story

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YO OP here's some help with the space program.

>>680660918
a bike could be useful when you live all the way out in the woods...

>>680661171

pretty much m8

>>680661227
Kek

>>680661227

perfect. your math is flawless here.

>>680661171
>yes you are correct my fine /b/reatheren
>OP will let hawk fly home to hawk ancestors
>OP will honor the gods

>>680661171
Yes. But everyone I know is out doing fuckall and either won't reply to me or won't be off work till 4-5

>>680661404
>what's a timezone

>>680660718
Got any ideas?

>>680661404
in the last thread, you said that ur family was around. Can't you just grab the car and drive yourself out to the store?

>>680661518
East coast time

>>680661524
>do not desecrate hawk /b/ro
>you make take photos of him
>you may prepare gifts for him to use in the afterlife
>all else dishonors the gods
>dishonors family
>dishonors hawk ancestors

>>680661554
My fucking bro left for some doctors appointment and my parents are at work till 4

>>680661795
ok so you said that you were in EST... what state?

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>>680661524
SPACE TRAVEL IS COMPLICATED SHIT!

TRUST ME I WORK FOR NASA!

Prepare him for flight.
He needs:
1 Space helmet
1 Space suit
MAYBE some space flipflops??
maybe some warpaint in case he encounters other creatures up there.

you know the usual space prep shit.

>>680661740
What should I prepare for him?

>>680661912

> space flip flops
> usual space prep shit

fucking kek'd hard

>>680661891
Maine

>>680662090
nevermind i live in jersey. If you lived in like PA or Delaware I wouldve helped a /b/rother out

>>680660119
make a space suit and a space ship

>>680662505
Doing that now

>>680662610
Don't forget the Murica flag

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>>680662610
epic :D

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Makeshift Helmet done. You like?

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>>680662916
Swastika, no american flags

>>680663611
this appears to provide maximum protection, well done

>>680663611
kek, tinfoil hat would have been better

>>680663611
keking so hard

>>680663767

kek

>>680663611
>create way for hawk /b/ros wings to remain open and glorious
>this will please hawk ancestors and he will fly high and long with them

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It's wings want to fold naturally so I can only spread the wings when it's on its stomach

>>680663611
Hopefully that cardboard won't combust during launch and atmospheric re-entry. Better get some tinfoil OP

>>680663997
spread the wings, tie a string around the tip of both in order to hold them open. Tape the string to the wings as extra security

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>>680664816
just pin them then

>>680660924
>>680660890
What is it ?

>>680664816
Make a new thread OP were already on page 7

kek kek

>>680665572

primordia

it's a point and click game but the story was actually really interesting.

post apocalyptic world inhabited by only robots. Humans are long forgotten except in "The Gospel Of Man" depicting humans as a sort of diety figure.

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Op here. I taped a piece of wood to the back of the bird to keep the wings open, it seems to be effective.

>>680665838
>it's a point and click game but the story
I love point and clicks that's why I asked
I already have the game apparently, didn't take the time to play it yet
Thanks for the name

Has the bird been named yet? I feel like he needs a name.

>>680665878
That bird is going to thank you for years to come for herping it fly again

>>680666103

I don't usually care for the point and click style game unless it has something offer like the story line. but yeh no problem. its good shit. multiple endings as well.

>>680665838
>>680666103
Also if you have or want some good p&c names, feel free

>>680665878
"MyCokerewards.com"

kek

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>>680665878
throw from high, post results

>>680666292
The story line is very often beautiful and thoughtful, that's the reason I love this genre so much

Kinda like reading a book or watching a movie, but you get involved

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Does anyone have both threads saved? We need to make this into one of these

>>680664816

it might still be alive than, ive seen birds fly into windows and get up like 10 minutes later

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>>680665878
hahahahah draw swastikas on the board and take a dump on it

>>680661211
you replied

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>>680666554

I approve this message

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>>680666712

Copypasta from previous bread, mathbro did the maths for faggot.


>An average grouse weighs about 6.5 pounds, helium can lift 1 gram per liter, and an average balloon holds 14 liters of helium.

OP will need about 215 balloons to achieve equilibrium. A lot more to get some good lift.

I really think that the Japanese hawk and Chinese dumplings were fighting to honour their heritage but that the dumplings won because the windows were made in China.

well i guess you'll need to cut some meat off to make it lighter then OP

>>680666736
swastikas yes, shit no. Unless you want to OP

>>680667044
You're on to something anon.

Alright guys, if I'm going to need more than 200 balloons to get the bird off the ground. I might have to just go with Pyreboat because I'm not going to mutliate the thing. My family would send me to a psychiatrist. What do?

>>680667600
tell us how much it weighs so we can do the math of weather its doable, it could be way under average weight.

>>680667600
>remove the wood
>make the flight happen
>do not displease the gods

>>680667846
I don't have a scale sensitive enough to weigh the bird

somebody help OP, where u live?

>>680668272
well gg, looks like you're doing the pyreboat unless you really get going on those balloons, OP

>>680668437
Cumberland county

>>680668437
East Coast of USA, go help him

Alright. Space program is doubtful, but I can still make a Pyreboat so he can go to Valhalla. Any good Pyreboat designs?

no space program? :< that makes me a saaad panda. Set the bird on fire and take the fire out with a shit.

Can I make a rational suggestion that OP should probably just give up on the space program and shove the bird up his ass like any normal person would?

>>680669289
nothing here, i cant even find a picture of a normal sized one

>>680669723
got this but you'd need to make it a lot bigger: http://imgur.com/a/QsNsd

>>680670139
What am I going to make that out of?

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>>680669901
He's little over a foot long

>>680670501
you could probably make something with pieces of paper

jizz on the bird

>the gods will accept a compromise
>build a pyre for the hawk /b/ro
>collect the ashes
>send the ashes to the hawk ancestors with space program beta
>honor the gods
>honor the hawk ancestors

>>680670686
Would it be able to hold the chicken afloat?

>>680670825
this could work :D or just cut the head of and send the head into heavens with a get well balloon

>>680671173
>you ignorant pleb
>you do not desecrate the honor of the hawk ancestors or the gods with mutilation
>respect must be given to the hawk /b/ro who died fighting the evil garage

OP what is the situation.. getting bored...

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Op here, how about I make a pyre in this fire pit. I could get arrested for arson if I light the bird on fire and send it down the river by my house as it is private property

>>680672010
Perfect!

>>680672010
>the gods and hawk ancestors will accept this place for the burning
>make it so quickly for the gods are impatient

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Op here, how about I make a pyre in this fire pit. I could get arrested for arson if I light the bird on fire and send it down the river by my house as it is private property

>>680672010
videotape it and take a piss in the bonfire

>>680672010
Make sure you do it the hawk ancestor way
>get some alcohol
>get a lighter
>pour some lighter fluid on hawk
>spray hawk with alcohol and lighter combo
>?????
>profit

>>680672010
>you must still acquire no less than 15 balloons
>for 15 is the number of the hawk ancestors
>you must return him to the great nest in the sky

>>680672357
>again you fucking plebs mock the hawk ancestors and gods
>the only bodily fluid that may touch the fire is the blood of the owner of the evil garage or the blood of his kin

>>680672390
>this is acceptable
>the hawk gods and hawk ancestors will only accept 100 proof or higher
>for this is for celebration in the afterlife

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>>680672599
take a shit and shove it in side the beak

>>680672010
While performing the ritual you must take the blood of the hawk and wipe it under your eyes

>>680673000
>the gods and hawk ancestors have witness and checked the trips
>so shall it be

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will there be video?

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Here's the basic beginning of the pyre. All I need now is a coffin for the bird and some things to give it for the afterlife

>>680673434
Can you post videos on 4chan? If so, then yes

>>680673682
>you must full the free space in the pyre with twig and leaf
>a great blaze is required

>>680673791
youtube

>>680660119
Nice grouse. One did that to my garage before too.

A song for the dearly departed.

https://youtu.be/TGc__HGwdxk

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Think this beer box is a worthy tomb?

>>680675205
mayby if you shit in it :D

>>680675205
yup

>>680675205
>the box it is not necessary
>a shroud will cover the body on the fire
>it is the way of the hawk ancestors and the gods

>>680675418
I'm not going to desecrate this noble fighter's tomb!

>>680675205
Is that the shock top from the pit? If so then yes

Karmic ramifications for dishonoring this creature will be great. You can bury it peacefully and have a good life or disrespect the hawk and feel it's wrath for eternity. Choose wisely.

>>680674764
Nice choice

>>680675453
But that box is a box for mead. Like how the Vikings would want it

Why the fuck aren't you sending it to space instead?

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>>680675583
No, it's a honey brown beer box

>>680675716
>then it is allowed
>>680675749
>he shall honor the god and the hawk ancestors by letting the ashes be take to the heavens by 15 ballons

>>680675749
It's too heavy

>>680675583

Bro, that's exactly what I was wondering.
Bless ya

>>680675991
Oh ok, hell yeah man.

>>680676018
Cut the head of and send the head into space

>>680676453
>that would be sacrilegious

>>680676453
>pleb you have been warned about the mutilation of hawk /b/ro and the disrespect to the gods and the hawk ancestors
>continue with you're faggot request and risk the wrath of the hawks that survive this fallen warrior at the battle of the garage

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>>680676630
diharrea would be the best option

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OP is really show

I have a question

Is the hawk dead or alive?

>>680677737
>hawk /b/ro died honorably
>this was during the battle against the evil garage
>this being the same garage that disrespected the gods and the hawk ancestors

Op here. Bird is dead as fuck. Also I am just preparing the coffin with everything he needs in the afterlife

>>680670501
fuckin awesome measurement line
I envy, truly

>>680678024
>have you acquired the balloons for the ashes travel to the great nest in the sky
>so it has been squawked
>so it shall be

Bump, also give the bird some coins for travel.

>>680678252
>this is acceptable
>hawk /b/ro will require coin
>for he will use it to procure hawk slaves in the afterlife

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Ribs prince, Ribs hawk, ribs OP:s garage

play bon jovi when you light it

So ? How many years until it starts

>>680678935
>this requires everything to be so as it was written
>worry not for OP shall not suck cock but will deliver hawk /b/ro to the afterlife
>be patient child

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I made him a sword out of the garage window he destroyed and the handle is made out of the same coke box used to make his helmet

OP you are si slow....

I'm thinking of playing a prince song. Since he had gone to the afterlife as well and he and hawk bro shall live eternally in Valhalla together

>>680679406
fuck u, bon jovi

>>680679406
>prince dishonors the gods and the hawk ancestors
>either use the song that was given earlier or flight of the valkyries

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Here's what I have so far a picture of the best carrier pigeon in the world "G.I. Joe" a sword forged from the window that killed him. Two coins for hawk slaves and bird seed for the journey to Valhalla. Anything else I need?

>>680679935
Nah fam you good.

>>680679935
One alcoholic beverage to help him find the courage he needs when fighting next to Thor

>>680679935
>hawk /b/ro will require alcohol
>this is required in the afterlife

Nordic Space Program?

>>680680121
Agreed

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I made him a chalice created by a Coca Cola can from the box his helmet was made from. Filled with honey beer from the box he will be resting in

>>680680756
>honey beer
Now we're talking

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the beer has been set just getting some thing to light the box ablaze from my friend

>>680680756
Fucking hurry up OP the gods are getting pissed. The bird has enough, just cremate the fucker already and post vid

>>680681034
DO YOU WANT THIS DONE QUICKLY OR SO YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT?!?!

>>680681034
Do you want to just be set ablaze after dying? Do you want to be unprepared for your journey to Valhalla? Do you want to be a faggot who won't get to the place where there are infinite supplies of mead and food?

>>680681034
DO YOU NOT WANT TO SEE HAWK BRO BE PROPERLY REMEMBERED?!?

>>680680983
If this thread 404's you better make another anon. Hawk bro will be sent to the after life as a God among hawk's!

I hope someone have been screencapping this

>>680682303
>Agreed anon. someone needs to screencap and post this epic funeral. Im way to lazy or tard to do it

Here's a backup thread
>>680682513
Make sure to screen cap this

When is OP going to deliver, getting tired of this waiting shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Op here, I'm starting to post on the other thread I posted
Here >>680682513

When has a hawk had more earthly possessions than Gandhi jesus fuck

>>680666303
Very much want.

Just finished my last exam of the week, and college aside, I'm all alone. Anything to get my mind on something else. Please.

>>680663613
>>680662916
>tfw 4chan has an emblem too.