When will OP deliver?

I will deliver soon, friend is brining balloons and fire starting stuff

Let us talk about how great Hawk /b/ro was

>>680683487
how is your friend bringing fire?

>>680683712
Hawk /b/ro was a true original. Didn't give a fuck about anything. A true hero that fought in the battle of evil garage valiantly. We should all live by hawk /b/ro's example of bravery.

>>680683712
Yeah! There aren't that many op's that deliver anymore....

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>>680682513
I'm in

Someone better have saved this historic moment

89 If someone saved it i have to prove that i was in it..... hmm.... ivo

When has a hawk had more earthly possessions than Gandhi jesus fucking shit

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getting tired of this waiting shit

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Someone shop him into an epic battle

>>680682513
>the day was hot and long
>the hawk elders had been planning a assault against the evil garage for months
>they had other reports from their avian allies that other evil garages had had victories
>one steps forth
>hawk /b/ro declares that he and he alone will assault the evil garage and will give his life to see the debt of honor repaid
>for the evil garages has long since given slight against the gods and hawk ancestors
>hawk /b/ro takes flight with deed in mind and purity in heart
>he sees his target and is startled by the shear size of the enemy
>he knows this will be a fight to the death
>he commits to the attack aiming at the week spot in the beasts armor
>just as he collides with his target his strike true he remembers his young chicks and lets out a squawk of victory
>for he knows that they will be safe and the gods and hawk ancestors avenged
>he knows that he will never see them again but will watch over them from the afterlife
>this is the saga of hawk /b/ro
>let us honor him

Chyna
Prince
Now Hawk /b/ro

This is a dark day.
A dark day indeed.
Not because of Prince though.
He's a nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-w66vuxuaQ

Hawk/b/ro died for our sins

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>>680684842

>>680685310
That was a moving and beautiful tribute, anon.

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Clearly a viking funeral is in order.

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Hawk/b/ro has been placed into his tomb. Being carried to his final resting place now

>>680685945
May you accept these offerings Hawk Bro and hawk ancestors

finally

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>>680685945
He died a hero

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He has been placed on the pyre. Waiting for 10 more minutes for my friend,

>>680685945
>the hawk ancestors will indeed be pleased
>the gods will not be pleased until the ashes of hawk /b/ro takes flight once again
>let it be done

This is a glorious moment for all hawks...

>>680686303
You better cheers Hawk Bro with a beer before sending him off as it is custom

Spray him down with silver spray paint that way he can be shiny and chrome.

mmm barbeque

>>680686743
>this would be considered mutilation of the hawk /b/ro and cannot be allowed
>plus this is a filthy mouse custom far below those of the mighty gods and hawk ancestors

Do not forget the coins to pay the fare into the afterlife man!

Op here friend might have some silver spray paint to make him shiny and chrome

>>680687208
OP provided hawk /b/ro with coins.

>>680687208
They're next to the sword and beer.

give him something like bread or weapons something for in the afterlife.

>>680687256
>do not dare mutilate the might of hawk /b/ro

We shall burn him into ashes, not only to release his soul, but to remind the world of hawk /b/ro.
May you rest in peace, hawk /b/ro.

>>680687208
I made sure to put two quarters in the box for slaves and tolls

Considering that bird would have to be going 60mph to make an impact.
6lbs x speed(50ish) /4= velocity of a good 4000 newtons.
No where near enough to break a window
conclusion
Guy kills bird.
Breaks window.
Feels guilty.
attempts to save self by sending off hawk in honor.

>>680687386
hawks are fast as fuck tho

>>680687386
These are lies and slander

>>680687386
Hawk /b/ro died in an epic battle, don't dare suggest otherwise.

>>680687386
>fool the saga of hawk /b/ro has been written and will be remembered
>all those who despair the truth of it will never meet hawk /b/ro in the afterlife

>>680687386
KILL THE NON BELIEVER

I am currently alerting the hawk authorities, prepare to suffer the consequences op, life in prison for 1st degree murder of the avian kind.

>>680687386
How dare you spew this shit on here. I hope you get gang rapped by a bunch of hawks tonight

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>>680687386
What is this mockery?

>>680687730
>blasphemer know that the hawk elders will acknowledge hawk /b/ros sacrifice against the evil garage
>and will honor this fine young lad for the proper funeral rights he has given
>the gods will it and the ancestors watch over it

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HAWK IS A NIGGER AND CHIMPED OUT INTO WINDOW

FUCK NIGGER MEME DOG AYY LMAO WEW LAD PENIS PENIS PENIS COCK NIGGER BUTT

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUG THE HAWK POAST MEMES XDDDDDDD

>>680688315
wow...

>>680687900
or just a weak window?

>>680688315
>the gods and hawk ancestors do not look kindly on your words
>know that you shall never going them in glorious flight in the afterlife
>you shall instead be used as the depository for their many droppings for all time

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>>680688315

Hurry up op i want to go to sleep

>>680686303
it's been over 20 minutes, what's happening now?

You must play this nonstop when you are cremating Hawk bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDsXJ-7mxH4

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>>680687783
>gang rapped

Faster OP i wanna sleep

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OP here just got a bunch of bottle rockets that I plan on firing off

For glory.
For hawk /b/ro.

>>680689718
cool man
now hurry

>>680689718
You never stop amazing me with your genius OP

>>680689585
DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE AN HONORABLE FUNERAL OR NOT

Op i have alerted the hawk authorities and they have a flock en rout to your location do to a full examination of the current situation.

can someone tell me what the fuck is going on? I just arrived

so this is the annon who has been green texting hawk /b/ros story is anyone screen caping all of this?
just wanted to know

Story?

>>680690118
I couldn't because I was on my phone for the first 2 threads, but even if no one did, we still get to witness it

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Change of plans! Instead of bottle rockets, we will use MORTARS! Give me a moment to prepare them

>>680690115
A hawk smashed into op's garage window and now we are planning his funeral.

>>680690280
reed the green text for events leading up to this point
>OP is honoring hawk /b/ro with a glorious funeral pyre and then sending the ashes to space

>>680690115
>>680690280
>hawk flies into his garage window
>breaks the window
>OP finds Hawk and tries to do space program
>can't go anywhere so decide on viking funeral
and here we are

>>680690431
Op murders a hawk in cold blood and breaks his window trying to make it look like a suicide. Feels guilty and sends off hawk in an honorable fashion.

>>680690375
Noice

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bumping for hawk /b/ro

hawks are pretty much the best birbs tbh

>>680690656
go to bed piotr

>>680688315

W
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>>680690600
>this blasphemy only prevents you from entering the afterlife in flight
>know that we the believers in the gods and the hawk ancestors will shit upon you from great heights

>>680690600
>plus the gods give he higher dubs than you just to prove your folly

>>680690375
Yo I have the same ones at my house. Be careful those are fucking legit.

>>680690375

OP, just make a video at this point

>>680690047
I'm sorry :(
I will stay awake for hawk /b/ros sake

Has anyone considered this hawk might be a terrorist and was trying to jihad against OP? How do we know for sure he didn't go full snackbar?

>imagine Op setting off mortars and bottle rockets just as a flock of hawks flies over

With careful planning with friends. I have decided to fire off 21 bottle rockets as a form of a 21 gun salute, and one mortar for the finale

>>680691071
>>>
>hawk /b/ro died fighting the evil garage who slighted the gods and hawk ancestors
>if you wish to call this jihad fine
>know though that hawk /b/ros religion is not that of peace and faggotry but of victory and honor

This is taking too long.... fucking OP

>>680692233
We've got the gasoline and are preparing the pyre with it

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>Tfw this thread has the best dubs

While OP continues making us wait like the faggot he is can someone give the backstory to us faggots who didn't catch the original thread?

>>680692233
your dubs inspire patience

>>680692414
Let the wood soak for awhile

>>680692507
Someone did in this thread

>>680692709
Here>>680690543

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Ok, so the plan is to set off the 21 bottle rockets with a torch, then after they're set off, I light the mortar and set it off, then I'll light the pyre and some music will play as it's set on fire. Music is still up for debate

>>680692507
>op find hawk that collided with window
>asks what is to be done and space program is decided
>hawk is to large for space so funeral pyre is decided with space program being done with ashes
>funeral rights are decided
>saga is written look at start of this thread
>hawk /b/ is being honored for his fight against evil garage
>to be continued...

>>680692967
https://youtu.be/8pPvNqOb6RA

>>680692967

Carry On My Wayward Son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

>>680693200
Stairway to heaven

>>680692967
>two songs are needed as in the old way
>one for the fire
>one for the flight
>the gods say let us vote the songs that reach 3 votes first shall be the chosen

>>680692967
Post the video after

>>680693384

Thug Life - How Long Will They Mourn Me

>>680693200
>dubs hath chosen the first song
>let the ancestors of hawk /b/ro help chose the second

>>680692967
Highway to hell

>>680693200
dubs says yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM

>>680682513
>>>680692967
>Highway to hell
Reroll for the second song

>>680692967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyfCTZB6Nrk

4chan will always remember hawkbro. This viking grave will not hold him down

Bone thugs crossroads should be the second song

Anyone have original bread link or is it kill?

Black sabbath
Never say die

>>680682513
Is that blackhawk down?

>>680694196
Rolling

This needs to be second song please
https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

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need to go sleep.. could OP hurry up, been waiting for like 5 hours

>>680694555
>trips the ancestors are please
>we now have our songs let the funeral commence

>>680694555
Now I know you got trips, but hear me out and give this one a listen >>680694642

>>680692967

That fire won't light without twigs and branches. The logs are too big by themselves.

>>680694377
its very kill. brief summary:

>OP sees hawkbro (later discovered to be a grouse) dead in garage
>Hawkbro crashed through garage window
>Like any reasonable man, OP posts it on 4chan to find out what to do
>Was going to do 4chan space program, but was too poor to go out and buy balloons
>much controversy as to what to choose next
>decided on pyre funeral
>OP gives hawkbro necessary means to travel to hawkbro valhalla
>OP makes this bread for us

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Rest in piece hawk/b/ro

>>680695254
wtf no vid?

>>680695254
Stairway to heaven better be blazing like that fire right now op

>>680695358
Am posting that soon

Hawk bro will live on in all our hearts forever!

>>680695483
<3 op is not a fag <3

>>680695254
Very nice

Rest in piss

>>680695254
What is burn m9?

>>680695254
Never Forget 04/22/2016 Hawk Bro

>>680695254
>the gods and hawk ancestors look favorably at this display
>they await his return carried by 15 balloons

>>680695960
??

>>680692967
Did OP have hawkbro's real name custom printed on his pyre? So beautiful, godspeed Honey Brown.

>>680695880
Hawkbro

>>680695880
Hawkbro

>>680695960
They worked out it would take over 200 balloons earlier

>>680687386
you're really doing this on such a morbid day?
shame on you.

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More pictures video etc.

>>680697490
> fuckoff moralfag, the gods demanded this.

>>680697732
I don't think you read what anon was responding to

>>680697732
>gods demanded this
They would never drag hawkbros name through the dirt like that.

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This is amazing. May hawkbro smite many Muslims in the after life .

Op here, I'm Posting video on YouTube now. What should the title and description be?

>>680697829
apologies /bro, been emotionally invested for 5 hours now.

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>>680698566
Your apology of dubs is accepted

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>>680682513

>>680698508
Title: Hawk bro flies into the next life
Discription: OP Delivered

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Rest forever in eternal glory, hawk/b/ro

Title: hawkbro delivered to Valhalla with great honor

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Here's hawkbro now rest in peace

>>680699127
Eat it.

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>>680699127
Poor bird turned nigger

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

>>680699127
This really hasn't worked out well for Hawk /b/ro today.

>>680687386
I can tell you didn't pay attention in physics. The bird has energy, which is mv^2 by the way, it does not have newtons. No, newtons do not express velocity, nor do they express energy, they are a unit of force. The number of newtons needed to stop an object with a given amount of energy depends on the distance over which the force was applied. This could be anywhere between 0.000...01 and infinity newtons. So unless you can give me an mathematical formula or empirically determined chart of the elasticity of a colliding bird/window system please shut the fuck up and crack open a book.

OP here, I'm not done yet. I'm buying helium balloons as we speak

>>680700252
Epic :D:D:D

>>680699828
>mathbro is back.

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>>680700252
4chan space program is GO

>>680699828
damn, this just turned into a rekt thread

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>>680700252
When will we see the flight and some video material

should one happen across a real, recently dead hawk, it might be better to turn it in to a university, animal rehab place, or local natural history museum.

Good specimens are difficult to come by. Sometimes they give you something for them

>found dead eagle once
>got 20 buck dollars from nature center

>>680696956
>>680696805
Wtf is an hawkbro?

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>>680700980
Fuck science, rehab, and history! This is for honor!

>>680701236
It's a /bro that happens to be a hawk

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>>680701236

>>680701717
>>680701737
So why was an hawkbro be kill?
Or wat if is not kill

I wonder if in a thread in 10 years people try to prove themselves as oldfags by saying they witnessed hawk/b/ro

>>680702416

See this
>>680695074

OP POST MORE, GETTING BORED HERE

>>680703107
he says he's preparing the space program

hey OP, when can see the video of hawkbro's funeral

>>680702416
You're right. Hawk is no kill. >>680699127

>>680700252
>in suburbs
>relaxing poolside on a wonderful afternoon in Maine
>Sun is shining
>The birds are chirping
>A well done carcass is flying
>A breeze is flowing
>Wait
>Takes off sunglasses
>Stares
>See what was once a grouse but now a charred corpse
>Balloons tied around it
>Lands next to pool
>Note attached
>For /b/

And that's where babies come from

mathbro copypasta for space flight:

>An average grouse weighs about 6.5 pounds, helium can lift 1 gram per liter, and an average balloon holds 14 liters of helium.

>OP will need about 215 balloons to achieve equilibrium. A lot more to get some good lift.

>>680703893
keep in mind tho

hawkbro is a little cripsy. maybe some of its weight was burned off?

bump for video

>>680704041
If OP can't pull off space program the only acceptable outcome would be a "get well soon" balloon tied to hawkbro. Or eat hawkbro, or sharpie in pooper.

I think everone in this thread shall be on a note sent to space with this hawk.
Chili /b/ < my signature on note pls

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Uploading video now /b/ hang in there!

>>680705083
OP is NOT a faggot

need updates!

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got a png but i will need to tune that so it will upload (7mb right now).
waiting for hawkbro's ashes to be sent to space

>OP the gods and the hawk ancestors are smiling upon your actions
>hawk /b/ro like the phoenix of old will fly again
>so it was written
>so it shall be

>>680705083
may your battery stay strong for a little longer

Make video title hawk/b/ro

>>680706183
It will be called Hawk/b/ro then

>>680706587
a subtle nod to the origin of this magnificent animal

>>680706836
Same

>>680706836
same here

>>680706836
it me

>>680695254
is this hawk /b/ros soul flying away?

>>680707531
I think it might actually be fire.

Op?

>>680707844
Yes?

>>680707948
Just checking your still here

For reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CV7yUahWv4&feature=youtu.be

>>680708104
shit got down

still 2hrs for the upload or has it sped up?

>>680708351
That should be where it is when it finishes uploading.

>>680708104

The video you have requested is not available

>>680708545
because its still uploading

bumping to keep hawk/b/ro's memory alive

op here the video got aborted for some stupid reason will try again now

>>680709111
fuck your phone and checked

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Good bye hawk /b/ro you're now part of internet history R.I.P

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b/ump

>>680697084
Not in jew form, surely

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Try 2

>>680699127
Hawkbro became a jew

>>680710197
you're a legend, /b/ro

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>>680710360
Half Jew. Those ain't full ashes.

ITS DONE!!! https://youtu.be/gO4nFCHnd70

>>680682513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO4nFCHnd70

>>680684079
Can you not read??? He said fire "STARTING" stuff....

>>680710742
Well done op

>>680695254
(;_;)7

>>680710712
>>680710742
this was everything I hoped it would be

>>680710712
Keked so hard

can I go to bed now OP? or do you have any more?

>>680710712
OP, you get 5 internets for this pretty cool deed.

The birdgods are pleased.

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>>680710742

operation fly me to the moon still a go?

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>>680710712

>>680710712
OP is not a faggot. What a day!

>>680682513
are you still attempting the space program? Or are we done here?

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>>680710742
rest in peace ;~;7

>>680711410
>>680711244
we need to know

There's no space program dumbasses, look the size of that shit.

>>680711410
Attempting to space program now

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>>680711708
it's possible, I believe.

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>>680699127

This please >>680704934

>>680710712
Your father is awesome dude

Great vid, hawkbro will rest in piece

I heard a female in there. Gib noodz!

>>680712039
>>680704934
that would be amazing

>>680705455
put me in the screencap pls

Spass prugrims

Space program is A lie

God's not dead

>>680712752
who are you...

it's 4 am where I live and not going to sleep until i know is the space program reality

>>680713371
2 here in the UK, I'm staying until I know the truth

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as hawkbro is right now, he's too heavy. We need to cremate him any suggestions? Here's him right now in a different firepit

>>680713737
Cheese grater

After the post of brohawk's funeral, has OP finally abandoned us?

>>680713737
guess you could grind him up. not gonna turn that to pure ashes w/o some kind of high temp oven / prolonged exposure to high heat

>>680713737
Lookup homemade forge. They're quite simple.

>>680713737
do you own a chainsaw, OP?

>>680713737
>he's too heavy
pfffft
birds fly all the time, just cut him into chunks and send him to space bit by bit

>>680713737
just send the head then. not too late to eat the rest