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I got it
>>679587069
What sort of toys and cards?
When do you guys start dicking eachother? Goooooosshhh
>>679586298
Does it matter?
One bump = one dollar donation for skull with no fear to have a complete set of bones
legos
>>679587069
Maybe I could get some tips, my DM'ing is pretty poor unless I'm feeling super creative.
>>679587295
they can't m8 it's a thread.
>>679587295
when bad luck stops getting in the way.
>>679587295
they fuck with words and jpgs
>>679587449
Not with that attitude sweet b.
>>679587505
Truuuuuuuuuuu
>>679587069
pretty cool, it'd be interesting to run a store like that
everything is fine here, sorry if I don't seem very talkative at the moment, I'm actually playing Dark Souls 3 and tabbing out to check the thread
>>679587638
.png me nii-san <3<3
>>679587640
first it was bad timing now it's the injuries and surgeries getting in the way.
>>679587295
Have to use your imagination bro.
>>679587297
For discipline I guess. But maybe you want me to spasm a bit while you're still inside me.
>>679587828
I hug you~
>>679587868
SURGEry OF the apenDIX? or?
>>679587892
thanks for the bulge it looks good- like 100 emoji good.
>>679588142
~~~<3333
I lied, I'll go to bed after this post. Good night, cuties.
>>679587204
Magicz: the Gathering cards, Pokemon toys and cards and so much other stuff that Nintendo released, video games, e-Reader cards, plus I have vintage toys and collectibles form pretty much everything that happened in the nineties that's been in my mom's basement for decades just waiting for me to sell it all off. I'm "only 30" but I've been doing this my whole life.
>>679587398
I love to give pointers, but I'm super-tired right now and need to rest as per my doctor's orders. Don't worry, I'll be back. Think of what you need help with and ask me next time you see me in one of these threads.
>>679587813
No worries. I'm off to bed myself. Good night!
How is everyone?
>>679587939
Well that's an option. The idea is that you do as you're told. Depends on the mood I'm in.
>>679588308
Thank you, I try to make my bulge a bulge for the people.
>>679588361
Pokemon toys huh?
>>679588361
good night, sleep well!
>>679588308
nah, his mom had a back surgery and it didn't go too great.
>>679588361
I already know what I need help with but I can wait till later.
>>679588520
Yes Sir. I'll just face down and ass up unless I'm told otherwise.
>>679588570
It is worldly appreciated
>>679589192
Ah that's pretty terrible, been there. feel for the dude.
>>679589304
Get to it then. Don't make me get up.
>>679589367
It's pretty bad at times.
>>679589691
On it, well... On you.
wewlad I need to format my computer :^)
>>679590164
Go on...
>>679589304
>>679589691
Jeez, you guys are growing my bulge.
>>679590631
Deeper, please!
>>679591002
I can't go to bed now, can I?
>>679591115
Come again? I didn't catch that.
>>679591138
Well I'm sure this hard cock would be bummed.
>>679591314
Fuck me harder, Sir!
>>679591596
Now you're talking.
>>679591951
Make me your little bitch!
>>679592486
I think you were born to do this.
Ye11ow
Is this the taggot fhread?
>>679592883
How's your day been?
>>679592994
Who the fuck is this?
>>679593061
Coughing.
>>679593190
Who do you think.
>>679593190
Oh man, coughing is not cool man.
>>679592791
I'm not equipped to dish it out, so I have to offer myself to real men.
>>679592897
nice fuckup namesync
>>679593261
Imposter Luc. Like a bizarre world Luc where he posts what he actually is :)
How've you been?
>>679593283
I also went into the ceiling and moved insulation about. Just got out the shower.
>>679593305
I know I shouldn't finish inside, but I think I will.
>>679593624
Been okay.
>>679593678
Always finish inside.
Foop1
>>679590055
ily bb ;[
>>679593344
>>679592897
Ohey gurrrrl how you dooooo?? :3
Mannn looked in the mirror and realized I am one bad eyeliner-job and an eating disorder off regressing to my scene self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pwX_ru7fc
they did it, guys. they finally won. apple is finally using OLED in the next iphone
>>679593809
Pearl necklaces are good too.
Make sure League gets one.
>>679593911
Have to format my computer so prettty shitty
>>679593678
<3 I'm more than willing to accommodate you!
>>679594084
Cum all over his chest and neck. give him a pearl necklace.
>>679593190
Well that's no good
>>679594288
Naw. I rather make sure the boy gets his milk.
>>679594125
Take it. I'm giving it all to you.
>>679594293
>>679594420
Tell me what type of Pizza i should have for late lunch?
>>679594115
Fuck that noise ese. I feel for you.
I am currently chillin'
Few people coming over tonight, housemates friends and my friends, we doing taco night looks like whew.
>>679594620
Chicken garlic.
>>679594510
Waste not, want not.
>>679594630
Going to get drenk again?
>>679594620
Italian Sausage/Ground Beef and peppers
>>679594782
Just that? Like no cheese or sauce or anything?
Is this something you like to eat yourself?
>>679594887
Now that's more like it :D
>>679594998
No, cheese and sauce
>>679594865
proper drunk this timeeeee
>>679594864
Fuck, what a mess.
>>679595064
I'm just going to get my BBQ meat lover i think.
hai sluts<3
>>679594510
>>679594864
I like you guys. Quality stuff.
>>679596118
Nuzzle my nuts!
>>679595177
rip you then
>>679595769
Do you need me to clean you up, Sir?
>>679596304
lets make this happen, anon
>>679596312
my body is dying in advance
>>679596356
You shouldn't need to ask me that.
>>679596476
Come on. they're all clean for you too. Get in there real good.
>>679596751
Yes Sir! Right away!
>>679596619
You can give me your facebook if you want to do that now. Im pretty much waiting for computer stuff
>>679597005
Use that tongue.
>>679596619
No one gave you permission to die
>>679597208
*Brrtttah?*
~Better?
>>679597042
message me on email i'll give it to ye there.
[email protected]
That email is so stocked with spam it is essentially my throwaway now hahahahahha
>>679597241
YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN
>>679597564
Yes. You should spend the night.
>>679597636
Sanctioned Funtime is from 1900 to 2100 but dying is not on the pre-approved list of scheduled activities
>>679596300
I would like to thank the Academy.
>>679597942
IT IS WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AS SCENE AS I CURRENTLY AM.
What happened to me/???// I'm regressing.
>>679597800
Sure thing, but will you really let me leave in the morning?
>>679597636
I sent you my facebook link
I've never wanted anything in my ass before but I had a dream the other night of being fucked in a sauna and I ended up waking up and immediately came a lot in my boxers. Could that be just from being in these threads?
>>679598316
added m8o
>>679598083
Lol now accept the covered cock award.
>>679598173
Honestly, why would I?
>>679598353
Possibly
>>679598164
No matter how scene you look dying isn't on the preapproved list but Detroit is. Same thing though
>>679597184
When's the pizza arriving?
>>679598530
Keep me for as long as you like. I'm your toy, after all.
>>679599369
You got a deal.
Now I really have to get to bed.
>>679599520
Night, was fun!
>>679599620
Equally, I'll see you around.
[Credits Roll]
>>679593949
no one cares, you cuck faggot
>>679600022
that is a spambot, anon
>>679599342
It's in front of me now.
>>679600134
do u like nasus
>>679598530
>>679598530
>>679598530
I am a lizard
>>679600223
How is it?
>>679600448
This amuses me
>>679600448
you missed the penor eyes.
I'm dissipoint.
>>679600633
it is a very delicate and complicated process that determines whether or not the penor gets special eyes
>>679600337
I do.
Good morning from Germany
>>679600691
thats a long way to say you fucked up.
>>679600563
Very nice.. I should stop after 1/2 the pizza.
>>679600931
How's them refugees?
>>679600931
Guten Abend
>>679600931
mornin
>>679601164
>refugees
I live in a little village so I kinda don't give a shit about all that. I'll just watch the world burn while fapping to fur and eating popcorn
>>679596300
excellento bulge tho
100 emoji etc
>>679601725
but all villages are so close to each other over there, they will spill out.
>>679602436
I can still fap to that, nice try
>>679602270
No longer a bulge, I'm just straight up stroking now.
>>679602764
I want you to be able to still fap to it!
>>679603190
yo sho m8o
>>679603190
you should prove it
>>679603292
Alright, thanks. Made me laugh, though.
I'm off for work now, see you furry /b/ros
>>679603190
yeah dude show us that D
>>679603190
About time.
>>679603345
>>679603599
>>679603876
>>679603879
Jeez, I don't even have a lot to show.
>>679604132
Put that donger away
>>679604334
Post your donger.
>>679604334
Sorry, it's easy to talk me into anything when I'm horny.
>>679604132
niiiiice tho
>>679604132
Damn boy that's a nice defined cockhead you got there.
>>679604570
Post a nipple.
>>679604334
How you've been?
>>679604554
What are you up to now? Besides posting that copious
>>679604570
This is why I saw so much fucked up junk when I was in the Army. Motherfuckers like this.
>>679604909
amount of tiger bara*
>>679604909
Fine, getting a drawing done.
>>679604859
Lol this doesn't get me off like showing my cock.
>>679604909
Playing Warframe. It's also raining here too.
>>679605345
disgusting, why the fuck are you showing your nipple dude?
>>679604747
>>679604827
Thanks, my cock appreciates you.
>>679605345
>>679605345
Uhh, okay, it was cool when we saw your dick, but posting a pic of your damned tit is just weird dude.
>>679605345
You need to bench. goto thte gym and get big :)
>>679605506
>>679605595
You guys are fucking weird. i thought you were gay! fucking suck that nipple red and make him moan
>>679605506
>>679605595
Lol gotcha.
>>679605614
I'll keep that in mind.
Dicks are hot, male nipples... not so much.
Also post more porn you faggots
>>679605915
I like your attitude, you'd have first claim to the nipple and cock.
>>679605915
Only nips I want to play with are my boys
>>679605210
That's good to hear
>>679605915
You are indeed the gayest thing I've encountered all my life and I was in the military
>>679605614
Should get to the gym but I've always been bad with that, always just coasted for physical requirements
>>679606218
You must be the right kind of gay. *smooches
>>679606389
Got some clamps to play with them?
>>679606829
You must have very dull gays over there. I feel for you.
>>679606989
My lips can be the clamps
>>679607132
Leauge is lucky to have you.
>>679606989
As long as I'm hard I can experiment.
>>679607521
Wise words to live by.
>>679607513
I guess haha.
>>679607704
Lol I only said them because I'm hard.
>>679606989
There was this time while I was in where I was approached by a Dutchman and German for a three-way but I was far less open to fucking men. Still a bit reserved tbh.
That's enough DS for now.
>>679607739
no, he is right. I am the luckiest guy in the world to have such an amazing boyfriend as you~
>>679609227
DS3?
>>679609239
Aww shucks
>>679608530
Nah they wanted to fuck you. I bet they had herpes too :P
>>679607789
I will pump you full of viagra and keep you in my basement. you'll love everything i do to you.
>>679609239
Hey League. hows the home life?
>>679609787
nice, how far in are you?
>>679609585
>>679609239
This is cute
>>679609865
Possibly but I'd like to think not. Not sure how prevalent herpes is the German and Dutch militaries
>>679609865
Pretty good, even better now that my dad isn't around. I just have to fix my car window and other stuff right now though.
>>679610498
not as cute as he is~
How do I fag
>>679609865
Well damn, what would you do with me if you had me locked up?
>>679610078
Crucifixion Woods.
>>679611021
put pene into bum
hey im going sleepy time
hey homos
>>679611667
Nice, where do I get one?
>>679611667
MEOW.
>>679611896
Hey Jeff.
>>679611848
good night
>>679611896
hey faggot
>>679612066
hey, hows things?
>>679612079
how was the trip?
>>679611896
wem
>>679611978
at your local hardware store
>>679612066
pthpth
>>679612214
hey boi
>>679611021
Still trying to figure that out
>>679611896
Why hello there.
>>679610748
What happened with your car window?
>>679612353
sup girl
>>679612199
it was amazing, what a great week it was
how have you been?
>>679612199
Good.
>>679612214
Go watch "Batteries Not Included" on Netflix.
>>679612481
hello
>>679612550
not much. playing the DLC for deus ex HR
>>679610498
I'd say it's slightly better.
>>679610748
You fix it yourself or get a shop to do it?
>>679611151
just constant teasing, untill you beg to cum.
>>679612697
i love that movie
>>679612709
fuck yeah. those where good ones! applied to the story really well
>>679612676
I've been pretty good. finished my first exam, and have been just sort of hanging out at home
>>679612793
hey tiger
>>679612880
so what are you up to?
>>679612880
I haven't seen since I was a kid. Used to enjoy it.
>>679612962
laying in bed fighting sleep
>>679612962
Jeffy buns! been cute?
>>679612481
the day before I moved I put my lockbox in my car thinking it would be okay. The next morning I came outside seeing the back window broken and a duffelbag and my lockbox missing. They left my dildos though.
>>679612793
have a shop do it. I don't have enough technical know how to do it myself.
>>679613155
Dildos!
>>679613082
I actually only woke up a little while ago
>>679613086
I'd like to think so. how've you been?
>>679613080
how did you enjoy it now?
>>679613344
where you at?
>>679613155
I bet some cunt saw you put it in there. I bet all your shit it nearby.
>>679613344
Finished pizza, got my cat in my lap and on playing games.
Yourself?
>>679612793
hi there, how are you?
>>679612962
congrats, think you did well?
>>679613598
nah, we checked the surrounding area shortly after it happened and couldn't find anything. Not even the duffelbag.
>>679604132
I'd ride it like the missile from doctor Strangelove.
>>679613532
south ontario. I've got a really backwards sleep schedule
>>679613598
sitting around playing some games as well. but no cat
>>679613736
I think so. it wasn't too bad of an exam. how was your time in the mountains?
>>679600337
Moar
100k nasus main here
>>679613890
ohhhhh
well im pssing out now so ima gio seee ta hiucr
>>679613890
that's good, you have 2 more exams left right?
it was pretty great, 10 hours of hiking and taking measurements every day for 3 days, followed by a hike up to the highest point in the valley. the actual mapping wasn't too great but whatever
>>679614086
nite nite
Wish I had some reindeer bros to play these kinda games with.
>>679613532
Such a Steven Spielberg 80's flick.
>>679614150
yeah psych and comp sci. that sounds like lots of fun
>>679614655
how long until those?
it was, lots of fun to be had, especially at the bonfire on the last night
>>679613155
Bummer dude
>>679613917
My mind would melt from boredom playing that much nasus
>>679612793
They were both training to become medics so hopefully they weren't as nasty as the average soldier but then again some of my colleagues were nasty
>>679614836
Yea I had to change my bank account info and get a credit freeze.
>>679614794
psych on tuesday, then compsci in like two weeks. so not too bad
>>679615034
plenty of time to revise
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nVLFUw3NSW4
>>679613736
Hello Riley!
Got the sniffles and a cough.
You fair better?
>>679613890
You'll be one soon :P
>>679615515
Hunnibuns!
>>679615143
but family's coming to visit, so not as much as I would like
>>679615575
a little kitty?
>>679615515
hi hunnibins
>>679615575
is this a new one or the one you had however many days ago?
I'm pretty good, just playing DS3 at the moment
>>679615891
I'm sure they'd understand if you said you wanted some time to study for your exams
>>679616056
I'll still have almost 3 full days, so I should be good
< 9 > She is one big of a whore :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/z3gfhypp2p3sv2g/HUGELEAK.zip?dl=1 She enjoyed getting fucked in the ass with her tight pussy. Oh and she is 18 I promise guys
>>679616373
oh, in that case you should be fine, I can't imagine needing more than 3 days for revising for one exam
>>679616413
Top keke
>he enjoyed getting fucked in the ass with her tight pussy
People who make spambots should atleast be a little literate
>>679615891
Sure why no be one? I bet some guy will love you scritch your ears and chin.
>>679616014
got this one on thrusday.
new bread?
>>679616707
so it should be on it's way out then?
>>679616707
scritches would be wonderful
>>679616904
Yeah slowly, i just can't get good sleep when i dribble snot all the time.
>>679617012
Go find some.
>>679617123
I've forgotten the way I used to deal with that, so I can't be of any help there
>>679617123
I should, I will eventually
>>679617459
>>679617496
Will bread be baked?
cause i'm not feeling it myself.
>>679617689
>>679617689
I got it
>>679617587
I'm not really feeling it either, I think this might be the end
